TikTokers Learn About Asmongold
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- Опубліковано 26 гру 2024
- oompaville and kallmekris learn the Asmongold Lore.
by @someordinarypodcast • Oompaville Situation I...
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Asmon's house doesn't have a 5-second rule, if some food drops on the floor then it's part of the house now.
We also call it a "one, two, three, the microbes haven't made it" rule in Ukraine 😂
😂
@@AlexCrownot “one-two-three” years tho
Part of the crew, part of the ship!
He's feeding his minions.
"Its not a crack house, its a crack home"
Classic
I mean, he’s not wrong. That’s the home he grew up in with his mom.
Ah a WaffleTime classic
That will probably the funniest shit I'll hear all day.
Nah it's definitely a stoner house. Just he keeps roaches as pets, which is a little eccentric
People overlook that he is comfortable in his home but his mother did pass away in this house that she herself neglected for decades. He's probably somewhat depressed but is very high functioning.
Not to project, but I've been there.
OH LOOK AN ACTUAL RATIONAL COMMENT AMONGST THE SEA OF ENABLING AND EXCUSING BEHAVIOUR AS SOME PHILOSOPHICAL IMPERATIVE
@NucularDonkey12 nothing excuses the filth he lives in its a choice
@@mallum4 Ah, let me guess. Depressed people are also not sick, they're just lazy, right?
I'd love to see a collab with Midwest Magic Cleaning some day. It's a guy who cleans out hoarder houses for free bc he get gets satisfaction from the huge difference in the before/afters and also because he likes helping the people in his community. He's goofy but still empathetic to the mental health of the people he's helping.
"this is the cleanest room, it's not that bad"
*Looks around*
"Ok it is bad"
🤣
All I of a sudden I dont feel so bad about the mess in my house 😂
I laughed very hard 😂😂😂
I cutely looked at my room .. and it was a mess too lol. time to clean it up!
he doesn't have a messy room it just has a Ghibli-inspired aesthetic.
My Neighbor Asmongold…
Starforge Delivery Service
Grave of the fireflies Ghibli aesthetic?
Balding Away
Whisper of the Roach
I don't see Asmongold as Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster. I see him more as a wizard in his tower.
attic 😂
The AsmonTower.
Filth wizard
Expecto-windexium! 🧙♂️@@beastbum
That's pretty accurate actually 🤔
He's not a zoo animal, he's a cryptid.
Thank you, I was trying to remember that word
Cryptid? Someone call Wendigoon, he needs to make a video about this
I was going for shiny legendary pokémon, but cryptid sounds more perfect.😂
Don’t be so mean.
He is just your average Nurgle aspirant.
Ah yes, Zack the Wendigold
That's a sign of mould growing somewhere. Especially if the air is hard to breath.
The roaches can also make it hard to breathe. Some people have respiratory reactions to them if there’s a lot in a small area, enclosed especially.
Yeah thats not healthy.
mold is his room?????? is water wet now????
@@tylerredforge5563 Mold can also form when water, or something wet, lingers and festers in the sun for too long
@@yesdude3914 Let me translate his comment. "mold is his room????? is water wet now????" = No shit Sherlock, ofc there is mold in his room(house)
Give credit where credit is due. His personality is good. He doesnt get upset when ppl are talking crap. He knows when ppl are just joking. Hes not going on angry rants etc....other streamers loose their shit at the slightest joke. This man is how ppl should behave. Its almost like hes a mythical bigfoot role model
Not being sensitive to what others say to you or say about you is the only way to live. They are roasting him, but they are also complimenting him. Most people can’t handle the roasts.
Amazing comment, wish i could like it twice
I love skinny Jesus, this guys funny, and I like listening to him talk.
asmongold and zack arent the same thing, Asmon is a persona/character, Zack is the real person
Yeah. 100%. Incredibly well put.
"there are a lot of roaches in texas"
1/8 of them are in your house 😂
his house is the source of the infestation, ground zero
My brother in christ, do you realize how large texas is?(also did laugh at ur comment tho asmon Is like a roach ambassador)
He's doing texas a favor
@@alexpeters8510 Isn't Texas itself as big as Almanistan?
True, I live in Texas.
Any girl that looks at asmond- "I can fix him"
Asmond- "you'll die trying"
Been there. House of hoarders, took in my ex before we dated. I’d go over the house and clean the room. The room he moved in was never cleaned out. A relative lived there and went to college. The four of them hoarded everything so I’d go over each week to clean , and each time I’d return it would be covered with crap again. I gave up trying.
Asmongold reacts to reactions to Asmongold.... internet 2024.
Yeah women are just clambering to fix him
@@amberg4131 If you need to do basic things like clean up after your partner because he can't/won't then you're not his partner, you're his mom. Lesson learned, hopefully!
@@0MissPhoenix that lesson was a hard learn
If his mom neglected the house for decades, than that means he grew up with it. To him it's just normal and accepted, because he grew up in it.
doesnt make it good, ofc
@@itzplant3196 I didn't say it made it good. I was merely pointing out the reason he can justify living with it. It's the hoarder mentality, and it's crazy, because he can afford a new everything with a maid.
@@Blinker485 ah, I apologize then. Yeah my fathers and his mother are horders and its interesting to see how this can pass on even unintentionally. even more me I have more minor hording tendencies.
no its not like this
@@Blinker485 explain =/= justify.
“Feed him an apple through a fence” is fucking hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg I didn’t know that was call me Kris till she started talking she looks different with hair and omg 😍
YES!!! I hate how not a single person or chatter reacted to that- underrated af
No one reacted because it’s an OLD saying that’s been flogged to death for decades. Probably seems new and hip to GenZ though
@@palespirit not everyone knows everything all the time- just because someone new finds out information about something and enjoys it, that doesn't make that thing any less funny.
The dead rat alarm clock.. I guess I wasn't versed very well in the Asmongold lore.
The rat that fused With The vídeo processors
I know this is heresy but I'm barely catch an asmongold video and I knew that segment from like last year when i ran across the video.
What, he told that story a trillion times.
I also have much to learn, fellow student
"they got sick after 3 hours" one chater "black mold" im dying😂
somebody mentioned scarlet rot too lmao
hes must have an incredible immune system.
I used to live in a room filled with dust and mold as a teenager, I had no issues. Now that I moved out of it, I suddenly have crazy allergic reactions to my old home and my immune system has weakened.
Asmon doesn't wish to become weaker.
It actually is black mold though
@@ractorstudios He does unironcically.
Not caring what other people think is the most liberating feeling in the world.
Bro plants, waters, and farms content like it’s Stardew Valley
XD
Observing it is entertaining. :)
Hes harvesting those big crops 🌾
like you ever eat fruits and vegetables
"Actual Child of Nurgle" bro woke up and chose violence
Epidemius' son.
Banger reference honestly.
There is a whole funny ass video (and a reaction too!) about Asmon being a Nurgle enjoyer
Except Asmon isn't a child of Nurgle, he IS Papa Nurgle, our great and glorious Fly Lord himself
2:00 I haven't laughed so hard in a while "Like an old Egyptian sun dial" is so damn funny.
Belly laughed
Yeah real funny
The fact that they mentioned poking holes in a potato and "baking" it in the microwave either tells me something about myself or about them...
It's one of the easiest/best ways to make it
I used to microwave everything from chickens to cakes, and poking holes in potatoes is essential, unless you want them to explode.
When I first moved out of my parent's place, microwaving a potato paired with a ketchup packet was a dietary staple
@moonbiter, yeah it says something about that guy. My grandmother was microwaving our potatoes 20 years ago, and it’s best to poke holes in them regardless of whether you microwave them or bake them, but baking a potato the normal way takes forever (comparative exaggeration).
Mad respect for being able to sit through that
Mad respect to live like that. Wish i can just say fuck it and throw caution to the wind and live like that but i value trash cans and the importance it offers.
@@lookatthem3216 he just seems depressed as hell. This isn’t even laziness. It’s to the degree of not even somewhat caring about his well-being. The man’s teeth have rotted out of his skull. He lives in complete squalor. He doesn’t care about literal wild animals getting into his house. He eats out of/off of appliances and dishes that are infected with black mold and cobwebs. He openly doesn’t care if anything he does kills him. He’s not a hoarder, he doesn’t have sentimental value attached to the junk he keeps around. He just doesn’t see any reason to get rid of anything. He has nobody to impress. Nobody in his life that’s gonna do anything about it. Nobody that’s gonna come over who he feels the need to make feel comfortable. No ambition to tidy things up just to at least have a change of scenery or something. He’s completely alone with no reason to change his ways, not even for his own mental sanctity. As he sees no point in maintaining that either.
I mean he lives like that lmao. He's extremely rational, in many instances intelligent, calm, collected. Yet in these instances he lives so dirty it's damn near risking his health. & he's a millionaire. Point being it makes sense he can sit through this and not get emotionally affected.
I also have nothing against him, we love hearing his thoughts mostly. Nor was this video he's reacting to made in a malicious way.
But I do wish dude would just start focusing on hygiene. It's genuinely just not ok to live like this. Esp if there are animals you need to take care of .
@@lookatthem3216there is no respect deserved for living that way
Mad disrespect to respect been lazy
Asmon is damn near enlightened. The man is more at peace with himself and unbothered by it all than 98% of the people that belittle his lifestyle. He's ok with being the butt of the joke to make everyone feel a bit more comfortable with themselves. Dude is very intelligent, charismatic and funny. Could've been successful anywhere but instead got addicted to a shitty ass ugly game for 15 years and still came out the other end a highly influencial millionaire with zero regard for aesthetic or material possession. Incredible dude straight up.
yep. dude's a millionaire and drives around in an old a** car that's almost a wreck. i respect this man a lot
Being content to live in squalor and not having any drive to change it is nothing to aspire to. Touch grass for your own sake. People belittle his "lifestyle" because it is overtly unhealthy.
@@NucularDonkey12 What do you mean drive? He is happy, has money, but doesn't like cleaning and so he doesn't. And it's not like he has no drive, clearly, no selfmade millionaire who manages to maintain their wealth has no drive. The inspirational part is that the non stop ridiculing and hate genuinely doesn't effect him, he doesn't like cleaning and so he won't even if several thousand people make fun of him for it. Nor does he use his material wealth to inflate his own ego unlike 99% of other rich people (not like he needs it anyway).
@@NucularDonkey12 the point is that even he has all the money he needs, he's not falling for materialistic traps and lives a humble life. why change, if you're happy and content the way things are?
@@NucularDonkey12 10 outta 10 Immunologists disagree with you.
"HE DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER DOES HE!?" The tone of alarm...
Pinky sparkles
Was she volunteering?
@@ClokworkGremlin it was advertising
"No mere mortal can live with Asmongold"
@@kenfrench6301heck no
What i don't understand about people like asmond is that he doesn't have to live in a mansion but if he is a millionaire why would he not hire a cleaner or do something.its weird.
more comfortable in clutter
Pewdiepie does not live in one. I hope that is a good answer. Hehe.
Leave ppl to live how they want.
because it is not -normal- natural to have a stranger going through your stuff all over your *home*
Its part of his... brand? But yeah, being a dirty hoarder is essentially a part of his image at this point. He doesnt want to change anything, because it has been working out so far for him.
Asmongold needs Helldivers to clean his house of bugs 😅
That's a good one.
That would be a cool game. I’d pay for that.
Bro's room is a whole Helldivers map
FOR DEMOCRACY
@@Kuhekin imagine the horrors !
He doesn't look like a farm animal. He looks totally normal.
huh, surprised someone got bothered enough to address this in the comments.
Yeah, that was pretty unnecessary. He looks fine.
Well it’s better than looking like a cartoon drawing like the one guy 🙄
nice one mate
He has improved his physical appearance a bit. After getting his teeth fixed and lost some body fat. Personally think he's been looking rather cute lately
Asmon is a man that is true to himself and humble despite being successful in a huge way. I'm glad he's a good sport but I feel like Asmon has to be happier than 90% of the people that look down on his decisions / lifestyle.
True
Eh, I wouldn't say that... People who keep a house/room like that have deep seeded depression or other issues usually
@@Ryan-wx1biHe went through his problems with Dr. K like 3 years ago. It's mainly laziness and procrastination
@@Amateracu1991DFFOO laziness and procrastination don't usually happen to people who are happy/fulfilled in life
Yep people who criticize asmon for his mold infested room are insecure about their life. Too invested about asmon's personal style, he clearly told everybody that his life is not healthy and he chooses to do so. Its not like he's encouraging everyone to do the same, its quite the opposite. Let the guy lives his life and keep your business to yourself
Man you're the real deal, I find it weird people talking about you in that way and making fun. Stay healthy bro
Asmon is the shit man. Love how he can watch something like this and just take it in stride.
@DuckInOhiozit would be like erasing what was left of her from his life. Although I will say, he’s never denied having another house.
@DuckInOhiozhe definitely has some kind of depression because of it. Everything in the house is his moms. And he even has crosses and Jesus pictures (obviously his moms). So it feels like he’s afraid to move on.
Won't stop the white knights saying that the dude living in absolute filth should be immune to criticism about his lifestyle tho lol. They get more offended than he does
It got to him pay attention they were disrespectful.
I mean he's been doing it for years, as long as I've been watching before he ever even streamed. He's totally comfortable with who he is. That's one of the best things about him.
"This is the cleanest room in my house."
I can relate, but I live with a hoarder.
Similar thing happening with asmon. I think his mom had hoarder tendencies
Same bruh it’s a mix of growing up in hoarder environments and coming from working class ideals and living.
Hoarders bring pests like nothing else. I had to lose my mind with one and throw everything outta the house before they realised
@@Quanahtorri7work class home, my house isn’t dirty, its just messy because my son has ten Lego projects and a Dino battle going on in the living room and I work 100 hours a week. I deep clean once a week and still make time for my hobbies. If there ain’t bugs living with me then my home is clean.
@@johnnytower6169my ex wife and her mom are like this. She wouldn’t clean up so I gave up and started cleaning the house on my own when she was gone. She divorced me and tried to press abuse charges on me. Long story short the judge basically laughed at her.
"I'm like some kind of Mythical animal" had me rolling laughing.
These people talk about others like they're in junior high.
If Asmon was in an rpg he'd be that one secluded guy on top of a mountain that we'd get a whole quest jus to reach him for knowledge beyond human comprehension
He’s the graybeard you learn the shouts from in Skyrim lol
A wise hermit
The hill is made out of used cups and takeout containers
He only accepts Wyrmslife Crystals as payment.
"it's not a crack house, it's a crack home" absolutely got me
Only a matter of time till Asmon can figure out how to farm TikTok content on TikTok - the new meta
hes already farming it on twitch and youtube while letting tiktokers farm for him by posting his stuff and not caring if they do
youtube pays more, so putting tiktok content on youtube is a better way of making money. SS Sniperwolf's boyfriend already figured that out years ago.
COYS!!
Surprised he’s not doing all of the above. He’d be pretty popular on Tiktok. Probably bring in a ton of people to YT and Twitch.
roast farming
The fact that you stay humble and you stay out of controversial shit tells more about you than your actual living situation, i truly belive youre a cool dude and i would enjoy to be your friend any day. just keep being who you are, thats what really matters.
Thank goodness Asmon has friends. When he dies people will at least find him
Under a pile of dead rats and empty pizza boxes.
The real question is will his friends care about him if he does not have millions sitting in his bank routing ? 😂😂😂
@@shakatu9419 I think Tectone and Eimi are quality friends and care about Asmon.
Nah, if he isnt streaming for 5 hours, people will go to his house
the last person to visit Asmo was lost in
the clutter and never found
The way Asmon is so chill about this make him a winner.
The body language says something totally different. The rising eyebrows is a sign of self-discomfort.
@@erictrott6553 watch his videos, he always raises his eyebrows. I have helped enough ex-girlfriends with their psychology degrees to know that no "tell" is universal.
@@erictrott6553 you can see him doing that in any other video, the sudden eyebrow raises and movements it's just a habit, I think, it's morse code at this point tbh
@@erictrott6553 no he literally does that all the time even when watching random youtube videos.
@@erictrott6553 the one dude who hasnt been watching asmon since the beginning lmao
This is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve seen.
And it’s like they’re making shit up and it’s not destructive.
He is right about the roaches in Texas. There's a LOT of wood roaches, and they are huge. We used to get them in our house all the time and my mom kept our house clean as fuck. They are different than the one's that come around in a dirty house though and they don't multiply like crazy you just see one every now and then
Yeah the general rule is that if you see a big roach, it probably just wandered in from outdoors. If you see a small roach, you've got an infestation problem.
Yeah there's a huge difference between a random wood roach that finds it's way in your house vs
the German roach that will infest your house. Wood roaches come in and are mostly looking for water
and then die. German roaches come looking for food and of course thrive in a nasty house but can live and
infest even the cleanest of houses once introduced because they can literally live off eating just cardboard
and even drywall
Yeah Florida has a ton of giant "Palmetto bugs" that are definitely some type of outdoor roach.
Yeah first day in texas I met a wood roach face to face as it flew in the sliding door as I was walking out on my balcony. Our battle went through multiple rooms before I succeeded in killing it. I was kind of freaked out because it was huge (expected that) could fly (did NOT expect that) and incredibly durable...
It's the loud crunch they make when killed that makes me cringe (nails to a chalkboard)
Asmongold is just a modern day Diogenes
do you really think that kids these days know who he was ? LMAO
@@semiramisubw4864yeah people talk about him all the time lol
@@semiramisubw4864 doesn't matter about if you know who it is as long as the principle remains the same. Asmond in that regard is a perfect example of a modern day Diogenes
That is what I believe aswell. He could be his reincarnation for all we know. He is intriguing but I don't like people being rude about it he is free to do what he wants he isn't hurting anybody as far as I know.
Diogenes is the name of the syndrom but he really had NOTHING to do with that, so no he's not a modern day Diogenes
I cant wait for the crossover Linus Tech Tips x Asmongold $5000 AMD Room Makeover episode
That would actually be crazy
It would all go to a cleaning crew.
This comment is gold, bro! (Coming right from Linustechtips) 😂😂😂
2:34 Cryptid, the word you're looking for is cryptid lol
"Its not a crack house its a crack home" Just a golden natural come back funny af.
8:20 You might have a mold problem which is pretty common in Texas if two people fell ill after being in your house.
Was thinking the same
Definitely mold under all his stuff or from house structure damage.
Yep. Same in my old house. I went back to pick up some stuff after my own mom passed. Sick for a month. Cough, hives, phlegm, throwing up, swollen lymph nodes. . . from touching photo albums and note books. Even if you can't see it, the dust and mold spores will still f*** you up if its present in a location.
Happened again last year, and I didn't even go over there, my brother picked up some stuff for me. Wound up with a (american) football-shaped rash on my forearm a few minutes after I took the stuff from him, and all the other symptoms that I already described came back within the same 12 hour period afterwards.
Homie needs to move or we going to have another character memorial in stormwind....
Could actually assume that's why he doesn't hire a cleaning crew. Not sure how this works, but I could imagine they might tell someone in the government that he lives in a place that is not safe to live.
“The floor is just the floor, if anything falls on it it’s just gone” lmao.
The Roaches not being that big of a deal is all wrong. Roaches tend to nest in electronics because they are warm if plugged in all the time. They love PS5's, Xbox's, PC's, as well as cable modems, routers and cable/satellite boxes. As a previous cable guy, and someone who repairs PC's/game consoles, take my word for it, you don't want to let that problem go without addressing it or it'll start destroying your electronics.
hire a maid cleaning service team to come clean your entire house on stream
Don't think he needs it. And hire a cleaning service to what? please some random guys on internet? That would be dumb.
but only if she's hot xD just joking
His house is cleaner than he leads on. It's part of his persona at this point.
@@reqwe6228I mean its just a good thing to do in general, regardless of approval
it would be content
0:56 anemic moist critical, goddamnit nux 😂
i want nicolas cage to play asmongold in the eventual documentary.
You're cooking bro.
@@minimumwage2169 we all do, we've been saying this for over 20 years 😅
Paul Dano
Love that.
I want asmon to play conair 2
18:58 I love this man
Lol diabolical 😂😂❤
Asmon got so big he is a raid boss.
If he has roaches calling on him, he ain’t no “Raid” Boss.
I respect Zack a ton here because like, damn I'd feel some kinda way someone comparing me to farm animals.
Just like asmon said, sometimes you can tell it's not in bad taste.
@minimumwage2169 even if it were in bad taste, I think he meant you can tell they weren't trying to be malicious
@@Zephy_Sky i know, still i wouldnt have the thick skin to take that lying down.
I gotta admit, I watch their stream and they're all good people, and have no malicious intent but it still hurt to hear it. :'c
@@Py-Py-Py it's still not nice tbh, I'm a fan of Oompas too but that wasn't nice...
SomeordinaryGamers seems like he's bringing points up so that he can laugh about how other people live in a malicious way... he's taking the Piss tbh...
If this isn't 100% proof Asmon is THE MOST CHILL
Thank you whoever liked this comment :)
100%. I haven't watched much of his content, a few videos here and there, but now I subscribed to the channel.
Living like a fentanyl addicted hobo is chill?
@@johnacres4977 As far as I know, he doesn't live on the street
😂😂😂😂 @@johnacres4977
im actually really proud of him,if u think about it he could of just spent all him money on drugs and get addicted,but hes strong enough not to.hes not clean but at least he has morals and self respect.
whenever i watch asmongold i get motivated to clean my room
"i like how she's scared." -Asmond gold
Guga knew the steak was ok. He even explained it's a popular cut in Latin America because its so cheap.
Guga's comment section artefacts on Asmongold's steak videos are the paragon of good will
@@fives. Jiust let salt and pepper sit for 15 minutes. Good.
@@fives. Guga has a great community, their biggest adversary is the toughness of cheap meats and they wake up thinking about how to make them tender to chew 🤩
He's the reason I tried the shredded pineapple marinade. It's legit @@theZCAllen
I love how you lean into your stuff dude. It's so funny.
This is pretty wholesome. And Asmon, I've been watching you for a long, long time - you are not some cathartic experience for a person looking for validation. You're just real. Even if you moved into a mansion, spent your money, etc, we still grew up with you. Your long time followers would be happy for the work you put in, and what you got out of it.
All in all, I'm glad you get to be creative and grow. I watch your videos when I'm on the treadmill, I watch your videos when I'm cooking, cleaning, listen to your convo content when I'm driving. You are a legitimate person that people can connect with. You found a community you can feel confident in being open and honest with, and supporters who will protect that.
Keep being awesome.
- Just a guy
Gay!
"If its on the floor, its pretty much gone" lol
Asmonds attitude here has gained my respect and definitely got my sub. Dude is one of the chillest content creators I've come across.
i like his honesty. "my house is a dumpster and i dont care. neither should you"
I subscribed because he stood by his morals around these nonsense protests, and I'm staying because he's adorable, funny and the least petty person on UA-cam. Oompa and Kris on the other hand, can phuk right off. Have always despised them both. Their relationship is such a farce, to boot.
The way you take this, it is applaudable. Good on you 👏
I think Kriss and Asmon would be good friends, based of of their personalities
haha yep! They could make fun of vegan stalker lady together. That would be a blast
breaking potato skin and cooking it in the microwave is actually a very effective way to make good baked potatoes in small servings. a couple minutes at a time until it is soft and you're ready
Exactly what I was gonna say. I do it my self, I take a potato, wash it, poke it with a knife a ton of times, wrap paper towel around, wet it a bit, put in the microwave for 3min, turn id upside down, 3 more mins and season how I want, it's very quick, effective and there's nothing wrong, nasty or unhealthy on that. Didn't understand their point on it.
Next to everyone does this
my mom actually showed me that method lol
@@oregonxlmine too
It’s what everyone does. Nobody got time for the oven
Achievement unlocked
Mythical creature
I’m 27 yr old dude and I really try and take care of my health. I used to obsess over it… watching you be more at peace with your surroundings has given me a sense of calm that I never had before. I actually appreciate you a lot bro
You know you're winning in life when someone talks about your lore.
"I like how she's scared"
CLIPIT
Meaning of cryptid in English; a creature that is found in stories and that some people believe exists or say they have seen, but that has never been proven to exist: Asmongold is a large, hairy, human-like cryptid particularly associated with the Austin, Texas area of North America.
Something most people don't understand is that most of us who start streaming or who are full time content creators, do so because we are extremely depressed and have severe anxiety. We turn to content creation as a career because it's the only thing we can think of to try making money so that we can still work in some way in spite of our problems. We NEED to be able to earn money for ourselves so that we don't feel entirely worthless. Most of us have messy, nasty houses because we are too busy trying to convince ourselves to keep breathing to have time or mental capacity to notice, care or change the way our house is. And even when we finally have a decent day and try to get the house clean... We get started and instantly get overwhelmed, then have to go do something else before an anxiety attack sends us to the ER. If I were making money with streaming- by which I mean making around 2k a month at the very least- I would absolutely have somebody coming over once every week or two to clean my house and take care of the yard. But if I made $1,500 a month, I still wouldn't have enough money after paying my bills and buying food for the month to be ABLE to hire people to do that stuff for me. And keep in mind that right now my "income" is $940 disability check and $200 food stamps. And even still I need help every 3 or 4 months to keep bills from getting cut off because I didn't have enough to pay all of them fully.
Brother, yes, and he's extremely good at something AND likeable. I think that when people are in this type of situation, whether it is depression, anxiety, or spectrum, the fact that they can stream or work from home and find ways to survive and even be happy is absolutely amazing and lucky. Many are living well under the poverty line, hand to mouth with the minimum, are renting and might be homeless at any time, aren't that likeable or presentable, may not have friends or family, don't have skills, or education, and especially not money, man...Mental and physical health can just be treading water, and picking and choosing what you can manage, and letting go of the rest. I think if more people could lose the shame and guilt about what they can't manage, they'd be happier, but it just isn't considered acceptable. If you don't care about that, you will be happier. Simply what he needs to do/be to survive.
Your 100% a role model for guys. I used to be messy as a teen. But I saw a stream a while back and I looked at my room and said it's time for a change
Scared straight
Lmao
Reminder to clean up your room
*you're
@@Ultamami 🙄
OTK needs to start a pest control company called Roach Out.
What makes crazy people crazy is the fact that they don't know that they're crazy. Asmon is aware that how he lives is abnormal but abnormal does not mean bad or worse. It just means not normal. The fact that he could just easily, with nearly no effort, call a maid service and pay them whatever they wanted to come by and clean his house and yet he doesn't proves that his lifestyle is a choice. He's not mentally ill nor needs help. He is simply living his life the way he wants to live his life and if anyone told you how to live yours you'd tell them to screw off. Everyone's got their opinion but just because someone is not normal doesn't mean you should make fun of them or insist that they change.
I disagree on that. Nobody will call themselves mentally ill, the same way obese people will never take responsibility for their body weight. I do see Asmond as mentally ill, being aware of it doesn’t change the fact that he is. A adult doesn’t live in those conditions and call it normal. Im not really judging him it’s his life, he can do whatever. But to say he is mentally fine is BS
He is clinging to that house because he was close to his mother. Definitely depression is playing a part in him not wanting to change a thing about the house.
"Everyone's got their opinion but just because someone is not normal doesn't mean you should make fun of them or insist that they change."
does "everyone" include racists? sure it is their opinion... but should we really NOT insist that they deal with their mental illness, so they can change for the better?
@@Insanity-vv9nn Calling him mentally ill because his room is not spot on is an insult to those who actually are. :/
Did Asmongold almost look like he was going to cry when they brought up the dead rat? There are a lot of emotions tied up in his house. He has kept his spirits up and maintains a devil-may-care attitude. Yet, just because you know you are depressed or traumatized doesn't mean you can overcome. A hoarder help TV crew needs to visit him every month. They will be respectful and it will inspire other people. They can ask the same simple questions. Has he changed? Does the house look the same? OK, see you next month.
Nux Taku getting as big as they did is kind of wild to me. I get it within the anime/manga community but seeing him just begin to do all these talks with other huge youtubers is kind of.. jarring
Having a toon in there reacting with actual people is so cringe 😂. I am not sure they had any credibility or appeal in the first place, but that just totally destroys it.
@@davidraen7017 My exact thoughts. Weird to be joking about someone when hiding behind an animated character. Not only does it come off cringe, it's in poor taste as well.
Never understood ppl liking drawed characters..
It's cause he's just a troll with contradictory beliefs
never expected KallmeKris and Compaville to talk about Asmon.. 2 parts of my youtube viewing having a mashup i wasnt expecting
Thats not kallmekris
@@zarbonthedestroyer7232 It is
@@zarbonthedestroyer7232 lmao yes it is, it's just her twitter handle
@@zarbonthedestroyer7232 It is
@@zarbonthedestroyer7232it is lol
"Is not a crack house, it's a crack _home_ " ... That made me laugh out loud. 🤣
whats wild is at 18:31 a roach or some bug flying pops up bottom right of his cam lmao the cherry on top i love it
lol that's not a roach... most people who live in a warm area likely has a lot more little things flying around the house than you might think. If you don't believe me, get one of those cheap security cams and put it in night mode with the IR light then review the tape. Every tiny thing that flies by will look like a shooting star. My grandmother in TX has the cleanest, most stereotypical home you could imagine. When I visit and come downstairs in the middle of the night, 1-2 giant Texas roaches chillin somewhere is normal and nowhere to be found during the day. There's a reason roaches will outlive us all. They're the ninjas of the pest world.
@@JJFX- ya thats why i said some bug
Eh, I got tons of these in my house, sadly. If it's the same thing, It's a goddamn moth... These little buggers that eat holes into your clothes... when it's somewhat warm you can find their damn eggs sticking to the walls, they look like small leaves. I take them out whenever I see them but there's so many that are hidden... so yeah, in the end, you have them around all the time, and I hate it...
TIL I'm going to put up with the rain and stay in the PNW
"He looks like you could feed him apples through a fence."
...Not wrong 😂
Asmon, you not caring about other people's opinions is what I admire the most, you're a great, independent, cool guy.
@RepoManZ well we would be dead if we didn't have electricity
@RepoManZ I see someone is jelly. Do you have to work a 9/5 job?
Agreed, I'm here for it!
I am saying honestly that he is probably the only streamer I can realete to :D cause I am not rich, I love playing video games and my house is messy asf aswell and if I had more money...I would live like this aswell, I would rather do something good with the money...help people and so on, you dont need to live in a mansion also Im a girl and m,y boyfriend for 6 years reminds me a lot of asmondgold :D in the summertime he had also ants grwling in his house and so on while he is playing video games in his playstation :D he even told me recently that " we are like degenerates you know " :D and rest of the society often judges that...but if you can live like that then why not :D
@@HK-gm8pe If you had the money, you'd buy maids.
He could totally hire a house cleaner lol. Hundred bucks a week and they’ll clean your house top to bottom. Might charge a little bit more for the initial cleaning 😂
As someone who had to clean and repair apartments after people got evicted, I have seen some shit. It took WEEKS to clean it and to purge their roaches. Opening the door for yhe first time the floor was german roaches. It was horrid. We had to bug nuke the fuck outta that apartment, multiple times. They somehow had food in SEALED lights. No clue how the hell they managed to get it in there. I didn't eat lunch while working there because my stomach turned the second I walked in.
@@Ryuondo That’s vile… It’s incredible what conditions some people can tolerate and live in.
Proper cleaning it's going to cost a lot unless you hire folks with no papers. Proper cleaning is ceiling , walls floors etc. extra for kitchen for oven etc. I don't think you'd get anyone to clean though if there is a bad infestation of roaches and/or black mould. It's dangerous to just breath the air. I don't feel bad for Asmon, but I do think he will eventually have to relocate when (not if) he gets sick if true he has these problems in the home.
@@issachijode4534 I think you are right and this might be the reason he doesn't do it. They would have to go in with heavy gear - spray pesticides and essentially sanitize the whole place before they can clean it. So he wouldn't be able to stream there for a couple days or longer.
9:19 Yes absolutely. At my moms place we didn't exactly keep the place spotless and we used to watch buried alive on TLC both to not feel too bad about the state of the house and to motivate ourselves to clean up a bit.
I love watching hoarders when I need to clean and don't feel like. Then I'm like oh I can wait a few more days
Bro if anyone comes into your house and gets sick after a few hours that’s called major Mold somewhere in your house
At least they recognized you as THE TOP STREAMER. 🐐
Farm Asmon, farmmmm.
true, just like those 9-5 minimum workers, those poor sods are just sheep getting angry at Asmon hah! Farming at best, good thing Asmon protected Hassan
@@eugeneflores6153 wtf are you rambling about?😂
@@eugeneflores6153 Did you forget to take your meds this morning?
@@eugeneflores6153 huh???
@@eugeneflores6153 what the fuck does 9-5 minimum workers or poor sods have to do with any of this xD
Honestly each state has a sage that is a bearded long haired skinny streamer that wears a white shirt. We currently have two unlocked with Moist in Florida and Asmon in Texas. We might get new ones in another update or dlc.
I believe Europe hasn't unlocked their first one yet. Sadge
Not skinny but would you count Imaqtpie and AvoidingthePuddle for Cali?
Meanwhile....dragonlord in germany
4:00
"Roach snippers" bro im fkin dead. shit was diabolical.
Joe's apartment 2. Starting Asmond as Joe.
Underrated comment
Underrated movie
Lol just watched that movie for the first time a few months ago hahaha good shit
Dudes living a simple, comfortable, and easy life. That's the key to success.
9:17 Idk if that's the way I'd put it per se. When I watch your content, it feels less like a negatively comparative thing and more like a comforting thing. I feel like I used to care a lot about certain things that I really didn't give a fuck about for my own sake, and watching you helped me feel less depressed about not having everything perfect all the time. Has made it a lot easier to work on the things I do care about and become happier (and ironically more successful education/career-wise, even though caring less about having more money than I need was part of what calmed the nerves to begin with)
I just think Asmon himself is a pretty level-headed guy whose opinion is worth listening to on various topics. It at least starts chats about things I never imagined I'd see a random video about.
I feel like I've found a long lost tribe member.
I jokingly call him my spirit animal 😅
My basement (where I spend all of my time) is worse than Asmon's room. I don't have roaches but that's because I live in WV. I do have a wild rat, though. I named her Chunkers because she's a huge beast. I think she's lived here since I moved into the home 4 years ago.
@@kindlin Absolutely! I didn't discover him until about 3 years ago. My eldest (30 yo) shared a video and I've been watching ever since.
I'm a hardcore casual gamer, but I don't really watch gaming content unless I get stuck or need inspiration (I'm most into open world/survival/crafting games).
I love his commentary and agree with him 90% of the time.
Im new to you, and this video is definitely not the first one ive seen. But while watching it i have learned so much lore from them and you created so much lore while they were doing it.
Why does Maya Higa get credit for an animal sanctuary when Asmon is giving up his house to create an entire new ecosystem in nature?
It's quite possible that Asmon will be the one saving us when the aliens invade
@@kittehgo Or the only one to survive a nuclear holocaust... He and the bugs. 🪳
Asmongold and Keanu Reaves are 2 people who nobody would believe they are millionaire 😅
Both have long hair and don’t care ❤
And Adam Sandler
one of them is a shameless joke of a human being, do you know which one?
@@ryansmith2772 Keanu has more hair then Asmongold :))
And money @@olderbadboy
They just don't understand that Asmon treats cleaning like a dungeon he's already gotten the speed run record on
those guys are just envious on Asmongold and wish they could be famous like him !
“He looks normal”
Mad respect to the red head
He’s like a deer mixed with a leprechaun.
>"he looks normal"
>2 seconds later sees a picture of him
>"eww"
"He looks like a farm animal" I have to say I burst out laughing off that.
Man we love you asmond, shout out to someordinarypodcast, love the cross over possibilities
Wait until they find out about his twin 👀💀
@2:38 no, they are talking like hes an SPC