Return to Form - Total Disaster Drinking Stream with Kingcobrajfs
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- Опубліковано 17 лис 2024
- Live streamed on June 2nd 2022
Had to cut out some really extreme stuff from this edit, I know for a fact youtube would not like it, wouldn't be shocked if Cobras video gets flagged. Go have a peak if it doesn't get deleted
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I took a shot of bud light and dew every time the tacticalbog mentioned tactical soap or sickos in this vid, now i'm on a dry spell, collecting stick and i've summoned a filthy chair to rot in.
TMDWU toobs
But do you ride bike?
It’s illegal to cut off branches off local parks Cobs… and wrong.
Stop drinking Budweiser products, your penis will fall off!!
none of this happened unless you truly eat burger like apple (in my heavily regardedest voice) 😂
Good to see he's still talking about the same horseshit day in and day out.
You expected something else doodt?
Just literally said this to myself. I watch this fucking weeb when I feel sorry for myself lol
He’s an aspie idk why you guys don’t expect him to fixate on something forever
Hes a broken record, toobz
@@Britcherbrianjr he’s far worse than most people with Asperger’s.
Man. Chat is really the only redeeming quality of his streams nowadays. His mind is stuck endlessly circling the drain. Same subjects. Was nice to see the mention of Cobra’s Cafe tho. Been a minute. Even included the line about the health inspector. Lol
Appreciate the edits, Boggy.
Mid rants reminding us he's attracted to of ages never gets old
@@joshslawyer1876 dont forget alive as well
I read that in your voice Chauncey.
Like, not out loud, in my head.
Yea, his intellect has been decaying for awhile now. The alcohol is really doing a number on him. He was always a narcissist, but never has he been THIS delusional.
Yes I'm so jealous of how he's living , in a efficiency apt that never clean, the dust has been sitting on that TV for years collecting harmful spores , he got used dirty stained couch and futon, booze spilled on the floor that is fermenting, and his neighbors are meth and spice heads.... Yes cobes, we are all jealous of your fame and Fortune.
Pretty sure that apartment is going to be ground zero for that fungal outbreak that led to the events of The Last Of Us 😵💫.
@@TheCaptain904 he's gonna start the culture that started the clickers ... Haaaaa
ure just jelous
@@joshslawyer1876 tmdwu
I'm so jealous of his charisma and beautiful hair.
If this is him winning, I'd hate to see him during a losing streak
same thing
Always losing
His whole life is one long losing streak
update
What do you think now? I mean, I'd consider the whole NaL saga to be a massive loss.
that tactical soap add dragged on so long I knew that skip ad button add was fake but I still tapped it just to feel something
Lord, the amount of times he mentions 'tactical soap' is majestic while educating his viewers on alpha males lookin like the last of the duck dynasty.
Patriarchs in the Duck Dynasty family were actually alpha males.
Howard the Cuck Dynasty
@@djhenyo Really? And still nobody cares.
@@djhenyo not even, they’re a buncha brooks brothers who found out how to make money off hillbillies
@@djhenyo Nah, they're a bunch of racist inbreds.
Still living in delusion? ✅
Still ranting about the same topics? ✅
Still looking greasy as ever? ✅
Never change cobes, never change.
The glitz and glamour.of a famous celebrity lifestyle.
Imagine all the qwality content we missed during the joke saga
13:19 straight-up announced to the world that what "gets him off" is 🐈 that's related. 😆
he's done that a couple of times. Definitely not a Freudian slip.
no wonder his sister hates him
21 and below toobz
@@cletusawreetus-awrightus2799 catch cobes at the local 5 & below namsane?
@@buttlord4204 he has a sister?! Lmao
“That goth guy with rotten teeth and bar soap smeared all over his clothes smells good”
Bloated Sucker fish look coming in nicely Josh.
I heard someone call his lips “soup coolers” one time and almost died laughing- I think it was in a SeizureRobot5000 video.
We're re-entering the Slime-Covered Camera era.
His descriptions of men in romantic scenarios are always so much more elaborate than how he describes the women.
Slime vision is just a goth filter
Yet not as frequent as his comments about children
Cobra described those Doritos in that one fantasy more than he described the sex
@@he478 yeah, get with the time dood
I swear if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that Ozzy Osbourne tactical soap story I can build my own clock Tower
I honestly can’t comprehend how it’s possible to be as bad of a singer as Cobes. It’s baffling.
On top of that he actually thinks it sounds good. Normally it's the other way around. Lots of people who can sing really well think they sound awful when listening back to it.
I don’t think he’s ever listened to any of his stuff back
He’s tone deaf. And a major narcissist probably to deal with all his shortcomings.
I sound like a dying cat when I sing, but I am still better than him.
@Pilgrim17 @C M you two are probably onto something here
One of the greatest mysteries is how a dude, who claims to shower every day, using a soap with citation needed "sexual powers" always end up looking like a homeless greasy Lt. Dan..
Well, he’s lying.
@@dyeballa25his showers consist of....a whore bath 😂
this is just peak content dood! circle of protection on boglim chronicles
() of projection
"Soft-tooth Goober" is what comes to mind
Jersey Mike’s. Still eating out every meal. Praise Clint’s lawsuit and trustfund.
And your Tax Dollars. JoRsH is 'disabled' according to the State of Wyoming. He gets free $$$ every month to sit on his ass and be a reGardeD POS.
I get it, it's his baby boy, but fucking aye. Talk about turning a blind eye. Just commit and pull out completely Clunt. He'll be crawl back eating out of your hands after the initial fan support wears off.
Continuously throwing money at a rebellious teen for the rest of his life, what could go wrong? Well, a lot’s wrong, Clint. And we can see the end of the road from here, Homedad.
So mote it be TWU
@@ChannelHandle143 HE SAID PRAISE CLUNCKS LAWSUIT TROLE
This was one of the longest ads i have had to bear witness to. Was a test of endurance but it was rewarded with some good vocal covers and delusions.
Cobes knows EVERYTHING about
grape
I'm willing to bet Clint was like super into Home Improvement and that's how Josh learned to be a man. Even with a father in the home, it's still an entire generation raised on television. Sad. 🙁
JOrshs wet brain is stuck in the 90s. AkA back when he was a Toddler. Wayne's World and Home Improvement are how he lives, a real life Comedy lmao.
Home Improvement TWU
Cobes idea of what’s masculine is infuriating. Sadly, a ton of guys (and girls) have a similar idea of what’s masculine. Flat-out stupid.
TV didn’t do this. Casper WY radioactive tap water did
@@crackamikey With how much alcohol Jorwsh drinks, I'm pretty sure he hasn't had a drop of water in decades
Waking up sober everyday is such a blessing. I came back to see if he is still going strong or if he got sick/changed something up yet. I expected something but seeing him now I remembered the awful state I was in a few years ago. The skin and the fact that this day seems to be exactly the same like any day months ago, hit home. Before watching I thought he might have experienced serious health consequences by now but then remembered that I somehow survived several years in such a condition. The day I accepted defeat was the day I started to get well.
Hey, I just need to tell you that I'm so happy for and proud of you for taking care of yourself. I wish you the best in life.
@@MisfitBiscuit-yo thank you, non related of age goth chick! I go for a ride, preparing for a family visit and then head off to nightshift. Have a nice day and amazing life.
@@mijavidust1089 lol 😂 love that! Thanks, looks like you're having a great one yourself!
Good to hear you are doing well. At the time you posted this comment, I was in the hospital withdrawing and detoxing from a few years of alcohol abuse. "Accepting defeat" is a great way to put it. Admitting that the addiction is winning and getting help is the only way. In 2 short months I will be 1 year sober. Cheers bro
@@ext93 absolutely phenomenal work, man! Glad to read that! I am still doing well and not significantly longer sober than you. Keep going and thank you a lot for reaching out.
I love the way he advertises tactical soap and the pros of smelling good and at the end of his long rant he does a nasty team of farts.
I love that he thinks it’s normal to “wear soap”
I love the term “team of farts”- had me on the floor, dood!
We waited patiently through the content dryspell and were richly rewarded.
Mote it be
TWU.
If all the trolls stopped watching he would have 2 viewers: Courtney and Warlord.
Doubt Warlord even watches Josh anymore. Courtney and her garbage patch kids are the only ones who unironically watch him.
Courtney watches cyraxx she will watch flies fuck if she can eat cheetos and swill ranch dressing flavored whiteclaws.
@@HiGlowie true.
@@HiGlowie 🤣🤣🤣
Courtney is his worst troll
The most base-level, simple advertising works on Cobes.
Also, where did this weird Tim Allen barking obsession come from? And what the flying fuck does an “alpha male” even smell like? I swear Josh couldn’t embarrass himself more if he tried.
He and Tim Allen basically have the same stupid gender relashuns routine. I see Tim Allen commercials for some new show he has out now, it's basically the same as every show he has been in since Home Improvement - "Women have feelings, I be man, am a brut, grunt grunt grunt grunt"
Yeah, hilarious
Alpha males smell like ball sweat
An Alpha Male smells like hot, of age goth chix troll from slayin' all that hot, of age goth snatch in Wyoming... TWU!
Cirrhosis coming along nicely toobz!
Picking hair out of your teeth or getting a viral infection in your throat
Rip Summer
I love how he acts like he smokes weed when he actually can’t afford it and smokes spice
Josh is a poser for liiiiife
“Clit hard on” cracks me up every time
Dang it, I came into the live towards the end (I'm sure) when he was singing and it was pure torture, had to bail after a while.
One thing Josh wouldn’t do is “sakkafice all the alcohol in the world” to do anything, including ending sickos, getting signed by Sharon, or ending his dry spell.
I bet the roaches all scurry over to homeboy Ian's crib when he starts singing.
New day, same regard.
Weight gain coming in nicely Cobes, one more trait about you the of-age ladies will looooove
If that doesn't reel em in, the obsession with the kind of xcx acts that'll earn you a visit from Chris Hansen will
Cobes is just bloat maxing trole!
@@nickyblue4866 He'll just wait patiently for the weight to fall off in the future
Chix dig the "dad bod" so get bent troll... TWU!
3:43 tried to skip the ad BC but it didn’t let me. Might want to get that checked out. TMDWU
Having a pink phone is really threatening Joshs self image
Wow Cobes. 10 months later here, in the future, you look like you’ve aged 8 years at least.
Nice to see cobes hasn’t changed since he vanished.
his forehead got melted, thats a change
Less than 24 hours and we have this. Praise Cobra's Magic (and return). twu
Corntey isn’t a fan girl, she the whole club
she's also very of age
that woman is pathetic like i come on here b4 work and b4 bed talk a BUNCH of crap and leave... this woman has WILLINGLY inserted herself into the cobraverse... i think i speak for us all when i say NONE of us knew what we were in for in the beginning and she WANTS this very strange woman if u ask nme
And she’s trolling too
*fan grandma
Did this boglim really just struggle to WINK!
It’s kind of crazy how he hasn’t had something bad happen to him from the alcohol. I was real bad off around when I turned 30 and I got pancreatitis 2736382 times. That shit HURTS. He’s just unfairly lucky
I don't know how he hasn't had a seizure yet
All things considered his body is very resilient. Sure he looks and smells like dogshite but his brain is still functioning, barely.
The negative physical affects from his lifestyle will come. I don’t wish that on anyone, but you can’t just drink all day and eat greasy trash and expect not to have health problems.
I am in recovery from serious alcoholism and I am thankful every morning this shit is in the past. Regarding the seizures- hard to believe he doesn't have them. He is in the end stage. I have seen a particular stream where he blacks out and has a smaller seizure on camera.
@@mijavidust1089 I’ve never had them either. I’ve been legitimately on the verge of death, never a seizure. I’m okay now but damn that was rough and that’s my luck of never having one.
I don’t even see many signs of the dts in cobes. The luck will run out.
My hands used to shake so bad that I couldn’t do anything. Like violent tremors.
I saw a video of some big Russian man almost dying going through the dts and me, an of age 115 lb female used to look just like that.
It all started after my dad died. Idk if it’s subconscious and I’m finally over it and okay now. Idk.
10:00 savage, absolutely savage! Love you Boglim Chronicles!
Even in his fantasy her parents hate him
I feel there is a symbiotic relationship at this point between him and his trolls. He secretly can’t live without them.
Tried watching these live yesterday, and it’s impossible.
I know your pain. I just spent hours picking it apart
@@RealBoglimChronicles I hope you pelican gives you good head tonight BC 💚
@@RealBoglimChronicles you're dying for our sins
@3:49 - I actually clicked "skip ad" 😆😆😆
I go from having some fun with Cobra, enjoying myself, to having an intense need for him to die this instant when he starts "singing".
The Courtney cam is amazing. She is looking great.
TMDWU!
🐷 🐷
Looks like she has lost weight.
As Arabian horselike as ever
It still blows my mind that he is NOT a virgin..it's hilarious. Idk how that chick can look at herself in the mirror 😂
Probably meth and booze.
This season is gonna be awesome I heard Cobes is bringing Warlord back for another cameo
I love all his stories of social interactions like he ever leaves that chair and how he doesn't need to get laid to know his shit soap doesn't work, tmdwu
With all this time he's been gone and we've missed him and we have missed the boy, that we or I should say I, forgot how boring our sexy Gothic bad boy really is.
Cobes sounds like Steve-O when he has that headset on
Damn you got this out fast. Thank you for your services
9:44 - "I'll take a couple of days off...." LMAO! he doesn't even work.
Praise Bog Chron's magic! Please keep at it amigo, your videos make my day.
Honest question; Why are we still even acknowledging Josh's existence?
Tbh sunk cost fallacy comes to mind lol
I stick around because I want to make an informed decision when I purchase soap.
The moment we all stop watching…Josh will be left with nothing but 3-4 people.
I’d love to see his excuse then.
Why does anyone enjoy watching a train wreck? It's just like any other reality tv show.
He used to be funny. That was his one quality that keeps me coming back hoping he will say some good lines. My interest has definitely been waning though.
That skip ad overlay is fantastic.
I’d paid to see him use a strong mouthwash on stream.
@17:25: Ah yes- that feeling you get when you have enough alcohol in your system to think 'what could possibly go wrong?' Then put the key in the ignition...
hell yeah dude all hail boglim Chronicles it's always good to see your videos when I get home from work TMDWU
STOP SLURPING FROM A COMPLETELY FULL CAN, GRAVITY EXISTS
He slurps solid foods...
He's looooong gone from our world of sense dood
@@setsuusart5470 he slurped the juice running down his arms from a burger and the grease from a pizza box
@@NeverBeenOnMaury jord is just trying to show us that slurp is the true way of life yo
TWU
In the beginning of the rant Cobes is playing 5D Chess trying to get ladies (of age and not of age) to dress provocatively by giving them his re-assurance that he understands it's just purely for comfort and he totally won't creep on them.
7:08 is he getting ready to stroke out or is that parkinson's, a tic or something else?
He has this fantasy that parents would be upset when he comes home and meets some girl's parents... You know, he comes and picks her up from her parents' house, where she lives (as of age girls do), and he's going to swoop by like a badass bad boy and let Pops know that he'll have her back when he feels like in his best Dice Clay voice.
Yes Josh, her dad would probably be pissed to see you with their daughter, if her dad is pissed she's with you, it's because you're 31 and she's 16 or it's because she's throwing her whole life away
Average dad is roasting Josh for being various slurs, a regard, and a poser. Josh either leaves crying, or wilds out and gets dropped with one punch.
Why does he think pink champagne is such a cultural force?
Same reason he closetedly loves men or the movie cuties, a true sicko
He's regarded
Didn’t expect a Rogue Internet Man cameo, that’s WU toobz
Rogue is great ! I always stop by his stream. He’s a big BC fan
It's at 4:31, for those that are looking.
Bogbrain giving advice on hygiene and how to smell good for the ladies when Clint has to roll down all the windows in any vehicle he picks Bog up in due to Bog's reekage twu.
Loved the Rogue, Internet Man cameo at 4:31
The cripple fight part is exactly what I was thinking when he was saying that damn I wasn't expecting to actually hear Cartman say it though. That caught me off guard!
I want to hear Tactical Soap's management's reason for keeping cobra sponsored. If they said "obvs for the memes n streams" then I'd be satisfied. But I'm genuinely curious
Boglim chronicles can you beep out every time he says tactical soap?
Not a bad idea
👩Woman: 'Sniff' 'Sniff' You smell . . . URKK! . . . 🤮❗
🥜Cobra: TMDWU! Heh, Heh, Heh, Yeah.
What on earth did I just listen to. He literally talked about soap for 10 minutes. He seriously needs to practice what he preaches and use actual soap.
Love how he starts where he washes with his balls before moving on to his face. Sums him up right there.
When will he realize his trolls don't hate him? How can we hate what amuses us? (And come on, half of us cheer for the lil boglim to turn it around)
Speak for yourself, I hate him.
i only hate his very dark and very real thought about teens
The new System Error is very good.
That Courtney Cam was just perfect.
Skip ad was a brilliant touch
It’s amazing he claims to despise the evangelicals and yet acts just like them
reminds of when Jordan took that year off to pursue baseball… he came back and still brought the goods. Just like Josh ,He’s back baby!
Looks like he fell over hard judging from that scar over his right eye.
Can't wait for the eviction saga 2
I betcha the women's movement are so happy they have Cobes as a representative!?!😆
11:32. 🎶 "let cobez brush, his rock and roll hair! Let the good times roll! Let the good times ro-oll! Let the Good! Times! Roll!" 🎶 Rock and Roll Never Forgets! 🤘 🐍
Rockin’ the 2008 Xbox headset as a microphone to record music.
Man...No woman has ever looked at me like Tim Allen looks at hotrods 😢
Considering old Cobes apparently Blocked pretty much, most of KRISTALS mods the other day on her live Stream. He better not fking come back. That's all lm saying. Casper WY. Creeper. As the TROLLS don't effect him personally. Yeah right. Plus don't forget his current address is always available via Kiwi Farms. So there's that.
when u see those manscaped commercials i always wonder who is falling for this? then i think of cobes
Can you imagine sitting on a couch in the same room we've been in four years and basically having a conversation with yourself for hours?
I unironically find Cobes' Tim Allen impersonation to be hilarious
I agree
Same
1:00 thank God someone else noticed I thought I was going insane cobra has always been bad at speaking like anything else he does but in the last two or three months it has gotten so much worse
he wheezes between every few words now
Dude- how does CoolTaste even know what color your phone is in the first place?
TWU
Him getting mad and not getting jokes is the best. Also love that he thinks hes smart as well. Grab a cold one you've earned it by telling the troles off doodt!! Also congrats on turning 55 cobes you should be able to get some of that OF AGE now.
Wild to hear Cobes covering Chris Chan’s “Virgin with Rage” at 26:13.
THE BOG STAYS CONSTANT
do you think they pay him in soap or money