Damn his neighbor at the end is a good dude. “Hey man, I know we’ve met a couple times before(?) I just wanted to see if you’re okay” “I’m fucking fantastic what’re you- what- why are you bothering me right now” “I’m not trying to bother you I just want to make sure you’re okay” “I’m fucking fantastic thanks for asking” “You wanna talk for a couple minutes or..” “No I do not” “No problem I just want to make sure you’re okay” “I’m fine thank you” Directly after cobra was full on screaming into his front door and punching/kicking the walls. Definitely way more patient than I would have been.
The fact that Cobes will give attitude to people who are being nice or just doing their literal job is the part about him that makes me the most genuinely angry. The neighbor and the cop in this video were real ones, always nice to see people treat the clearly mentally ill with compassion even if they're trying their patience.
@@HeyYouImAzucobes has ODD (oppositional defiance disorder) he cant differentiate between trolls telling him to do things to troll him, and regular people trying to help him. It is a symptom of Aspergers, I have a friend with the same thing
I love how his brain goes into "ignore knocking door mode" whenever the door gets knocked. He gets a very distinct look on his face and you can see his brain working overtime to try to ignore it.
I’m sure he’s a LOVELY neighbor. Who wouldn’t want a guy walking up to you in the laundry room offering you random lingerie and women’s pads while smelling of 3 week old booze stank and ranting to himself about mythical creatures?
When you're just over 12 minutes into a 40 minute Boglim Chronicles video and FIRST POLICE VISIT flashes on the screen, you know you're in for a banger.
The divine intervention is remarkable. Perhaps there is a purpose to the Jord’s life. Whether it be to warn humanity of the dangers of substance abuse or a heartwarming story of redemption we have yet to see is still a mystery. Alas, I am afraid the likelihood of the latter is rapidly decreasing by the hour.
@@Peter-Slash there is most definitely a purpose to his life, it’s to remind us normal folk, the potential outcome of a drinking habit gone wrong, a daily reminder that we should all work hard towards sober living.
Cobes doing the devil's horns then attempting to do the same with his drink hand then dumping his drink like a complete regard is too much. I was dying watching him lose it.
Puff has burrowed himself into the freezing cold Casper ground and will return to the apartment come spring but nice try Troll. Cobes is keen to Puffs exact knock anyway.
What everyone in this thread doesn't understand is that Josh isn't talking about the people watching this content. It's about the people who run channels like these. And as much as I enable both of them by enjoying this content, I am aware enough to know that reposters like this are really even bigger losers than cobra. Which is saying something.
Ive been saying this for years, he has nobody to blame but himself for his habits and addictions, plus his dumbass just can't ever learn so he stuck in a regarded loop, that only he could've saved himself but nah we get a boglim to remind us how to never follow in clints footsteps lol
you'd think by now, that he would know how to pace himself... you'd think by now, that he would realize that Jack Daniels does not mix well with him..or anyone for that matter, with that kind of consumption... I think it goes w/out saying, you sip that stuff and chase it with water every now and then ffs
Ozzy is actually going to croak any time now he’s on his last legs. The drink combo, blackout drunk vocal cover & crying vigil is going to be very entertaining!
@@luke2806 Non working people don't want to listen to that shit either. The neighbour who checked on him was amazingly friendly and tolerant. Dude either moved in yesterday or he's a living saint. If I had a neighbour like Josh I'd have decked him ages ago.
In the heart of a swamp where shadows dance, Lives a man named Josh in a peculiar trance. Known as KingCobraJFS, the Boglim's heir, A creature unique, beyond compare. In his kingdom of mud, where lily pads float, He crafts his own haven, a mystical moat. With a staff in his hand and a glint in his eye, He stirs his concoction, the homemade-bogwater nigh. Boglim Josh, a sovereign in the marshy domain, Where frogs serenade and fireflies reign. With each sip of his potion, a smile takes flight, As he revels in the magic of the swampy night. Moss-covered trees whisper secrets untold, As KingCobraJFS, the Boglim, unfolds. His laughter echoes, a symphony of joy, An alchemist in his bog, no sorrows to deploy. Through the twisted vines and murky mire, He strolls with grace, fueled by Boglim desire. A crown of reeds upon his tangled mane, In his realm of solitude, he'll forever reign. With friends unseen, the creatures of the night, He shares tales by the fire, burning bright. Boglim Josh, a sovereign so rare, In his kingdom of sludge, without a care. So here's to the Boglim, the King of the Bog, His homemade-bogwater, a mystical grog. In the heart of the swamp, where dreams come alive, Josh, the Boglim, in his kingdom will thrive.
There once was a boy named Josh, Whose youtube we would watch, He would rant in a chair, While loosing his hair, Getting drunk until the arrival of cops.
I've never seen someone reject all 3 ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future so rudely before. I guess that means Bogenezer Scrooge is gunna have another bad year...
Sad how far buddy has fallen. At like 21 he had a girlfriend, a job, an apartment he paid for, managed his money (atleast tried to), and dressed so much more normal, he had friends etc… it used to be fun watching him because his screw up’s were harmless and funny. Like ordering eugenix testosterone boosters and stuff. Now this shit is just dark and depressing. Guy just rots away in his bug infested moldy chair getting blackout drunk and eating chocolate hamburgers covered in beer every night, dressed worse than literal crack addicted bums. No friends, no girls, no job, chronic debt, severe alcoholism, a huffing addiction etc.. fuvkin depressing.
God the singing was hard to sit through but the whole 4 hours and 20 minutes was definitely worth it. So glad he spilled that last massive drink he poured or we might have lost him a few years early.... Fucking poetry how his apartment got darker and darker as the horror show went on also. 😂
This is such a good one, it seriously has a little bit of everything in it... I wasn't expecting Clint to be in this one either, amazing. Instant classic
The craziest thing in this video is Cobes is still portraying himself as irresistible to the of age females when he wears his soap, like C'mon Jord...we have been watching
I ignore his ranting about everything and only watch with my thumb on the screen for 2x speed to get to the good parts, everything else is a broken record of a broken record
I recently emailed tactical soap to ask why my KingCobra referral code wasnt working and they never emailed me back. I suspect it hasnt worked in a loooong time and nobody even realizes it, not even Cobes.
Ok troles, it works and his metric for success is whether or not women notice him, NOT his dry spell. In his highly regarded eyes, Tactical Soap is a success. After all, it's about waiting patiently for her to come to you!
One thing that always blows my mind is how he buys mid shelf liquor despite being broke. Like he could just buy a handle of some bottom shelf whisky and get wasted for half the price. Bog boy can’t even be an alcoholic efficiently
he could make some really gnarly drink combos with some everclear where he doesn't even need a full shot in his soda. but tbh I'm glad he doesn't cause the boy would absolutely drink the whole bottle even though it's twice as strong as this jack
Same with how he will DoorDash everything. There was a panel stream once where they asked how much a pack of beer was delivered vs in store and it was nearly twice the price. That in addition to his weird need to “hack” all his foods which means getting as much extra unnecessary stuff as possible, from pizza toppings to garlic cups and dipping sauces. Truly mind boggling, especially when you look back at when he was with Stephanie and actually managed his money to pay for his bills and her hot pockets.
The build up to this one was absolutely bonkers. Amazing editing once again, such a pity we couldn't see the chat on the 2nd bit after him deleting it.
can't stop his "rockstar life" - which apparently means being a regarded, drunk toddler and screaming at all hours of the day and night. but fawk the trollz - they are the reason he can't keep a job, apartment, or friends.
Allright here we go ! 0:13 So it begins. 0:35 E begging and blasting p1. 1:01 New foodhack idea. 1:13 E begging and blasting p2. 1:48 Teeth update fml. 2:04 A mysterious knock on the door and let The booze gargling begin. 3:22 The trolling Intensifies. 3:45 E begging and blasting p3. 4:38 Leave it at the door-dash begins. 4:43 E begging and blasting p4. 5:28 The puff delusion continues. 8:10 Bitesized cobra gets burned. 8:15 Walt Angie and Ellen once more. 9:45 Almost reached self reflection. 10:40 well given advice, denied. And back to Ellen. 12:13 Cops, Clint, Let's go. (Stop wasting their time guys >
it is for sure. you can replace the food vice with any vice and it'd still be the same movie (with a different ending). hell, i'm convinced that aronofsky made the same movie in The Wrestler and The Whale
@@ImAlxxyI’m not sure how quickly these get put out, but at the start of the video he said Saturday. Then with the cops it was Wed/Thur. Was it actually Sat?? Though I guess when you don’t have a job or any meaningful way of distinguishing one day from another it wouldn’t really matter to you.
I started a few weeks ago by stopping weed and booze. Felt like a drink or two on Friday then proceeded to drink an entire bottle of Smirnoff, felt like absolute shit for a few days and now I think that was the lucky last. Best of luck fellas, start exercising it helps with the boredom 👍👍
Good luck! Glad jord can help others out of this lifestyle. Now I can’t quit my 🍃 but I don’t fuck with alcohol, watching the boy drink just makes me nauseous
Thank you Josh. For showing me the absolute depths that im currently on the edge of falling into. This stream coincided with one of my worst breakdowns and im at a turning point. Im not going down this path, and im not going to lose what i have.
Dude I’m glad I’m not the only one. I’m a 28 yr old broke musician and if I’m not doing music I usually keep to myself to not spend money and sometimes it feels like I spent the whole day smoking/drinking inside alone and then I’ll watch KingCobra videos and realize I’ve been doing the same things he does instead of going out and doing shit and living life. And these drunk streams especially make me cringe at how close his reality is to mine. I’m just saying this to let you know you’re not the only one who sees Cobes and then looks around the room and goes oh no, I’m closer to that than I’m comfortable with. But we out here, Cobes is a great motivator for what not to do and how not to live life and tbh he’s quite inspiring in that way lol
I'm 2 years off the sauce due in large part to watching cobra. Streams like these make me so thankful that I made that choice. You got this my fellow cobros.
It's hard coming back from that, I did it for twenty years almost none stop drug and alcohol fueled craziness and rage! It's been ten years since I've started redoing my life and I've barely made a dent in the destruction I've caused.
@@DogFish-NZ it is, peer reviewed, and suggest that people who take comment sections seriously, is a sign of being as regarded as Cobes. We have coral snakes here and king snakes… same coloration… we remember the difference from the dangerous one and the safe ones by this rhyme… Red before black friend of Jack, red before yellow kill a fellow… You can verify that rhyme scientific validity ;)
@@DogFish-NZalso rhymes are done after the fact cause it’s easy, beer before liquor gets you fucked up quicker, liquor before beer will make you shed a tear
Man, the one day I pretend to have a life and go outside, Josh blesses us with this. That's what it's like being a follower of our boy, you spend hours of your life watching him do fucking nothing. Then you start to think "hey, maybe I'm the dumb one for spending so much of my life watching a cave troll rant about gender relayshuns. At least he's getting paid to be on this stream" Then this shit happens. A chef's kiss from the universe. Thanks for the upload, appreshiated
Oh I’m telling ya. I went out for sushi with my family and I come back and check on him and it’s absolute madness. I missed almost the whole thing. How dare I go do something normal and nice? 😭
If it makes you feel any better, I’ve been tuned in to the Cobraverse since 2015. The sheer amount of hours I’ve spent watching this creature conduct himself in this manner is just absurd. Actually after typing this out I think I’m gonna go take a walk.
First time they said he was waving a revolver around, second time they said he was bleeding. Definitely not the neighbours, I think they’ve grown accustomed.
It was definitely the trolls. People in the chat thought he was dead even though he was breathing and snoring. Don't forget most people watching are under 18 and probably have never been drunk before, so they think he's dying when he's just black out
@@grimace4257 the second time i honestly don't blame them for calling. dude hit his head twice and when the cops showed up told him very much the wrong day. hard to differentiate if he's just hammered or if he knocked himself loopy
Valentines is always the best but this came close. Valentines is like the entire year culminating in one glorious drinking rage of hilarity. Valentines should be renamed KingCobraJFS Day
Unless a bunch of things transpired off-stream, Cobra has toned down his alcoholic rage a substantial amount in general this year. It's nice to see something positive happen for a change.
I think Puff snuck into a dar corner, considering he let that teeny, tiny lizard run wild in that dust trap. It's okay to let them loose if it's a 50 pound iguana, but sadly, considering Puff was having seizures due to a number of neglectful things, under nourished, Puff died of malnutrition.
Yes get DRUNK for Ozzy..... Get DRUNK for the man who spent over 8 years BATTLING ALCOHOL ADDICTION AND FINALLY BEAT IT!!! What a way to HONOUR HIM. BY INDULGING IN HIS WORST VICE OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!
This was definitely one for the books, the stream was a rollercoaster of emotion alcohol and full on delusional thoughts with police interaction and a couple of tumbles, TWU 🤘
I wonder how Josh reconciles his several year dry spell with his claim that Tactical “Soap” actually works. It’s also hilarious that he still shills the company even though his promo code hasn’t worked in years.
The cops telling him to drink some water and eat something shows just how dire this situation is. They deserve the most respect for handling him the way they do. We all see it from the internet. Being around him in person must really show how ruined this man is. He severely needs some real help, but unfortunately he is far too gone.
They asked him what day it was, he said wednesday or thursday, he wasn't even close and they let it slide lol, I don't know how much respect they deserve, if the guy actually needed medical assistance he would've been screwed. what's the point of asking him what day it is if he can be wildly off?
23:00 when a sneeze or cough comes on Cobes it's like an infant or a dog sneezing... it's like the first time it ever happened to him and he's VERY confused and concerned
@@tweezerjam I have two screens so I kept him on the second monitor while I just did other shit. Saddest shit was when he was passed out and just woke up hit himself two times in the head and said he doesn’t deserve this and went right back to sleep
I love how his selling point for a soap is that it is supposed to attract women and make you irresistible to them. Yet all it ever seems to do is make them say “Damn, you smell good.” What so like every other soap? So essentially the compliments he is receiving are saying “Wow, you bathe?! TMDWU.”
So I thought he drank the entire bottle of jack, but then I remembered he spilled 2 basically full glasses. So he only drank like 3/4 of the bottle by himself
He drank the gifted 4 pack in the morning, then the bottle of Jack, and if you look in the food hack video there's a 6 pack of Voodoo Ranger with 4 gone he was drinking also. Those are 9.0 abv... He was definitely shoutin at the devil for sure 🤣
The funny thing is they did it to see how drunk he was, but he would have given the same wrong answer if he was sober. They don't understand how dumb he is.
The funny thing is that all of these Lolcows could fix their problems by just leaving social media, but they can't help themselves due to their attention and easy-money addictions
It’s sad. This community is the only interaction he has with people anymore, outside of his family. It’s similar with a lot of these losers. They want some social time and they just get shit on. Laugh if you want. Imagine how many weirdos are tormented by horrible people? Social media could be a huge positive influence for these folks but nope, evil wins out. 😢
I really think for most of the Cows, they prefer having "troll drama" as opposed to having to deal with real life responsibilities. Cobes would take this every night over having to work a 28 hour week
I love that tactical soap has hung in there with him. Despite the fact that he literally sells none of it & prob couldn’t be a worse endorser of a soap/cleaning product
Imagine how that neighbour feels. Diligently knocking for half an hour or so after this boglim knocked himself out drinking too much. Then he answers, reeking of alcohol, weeks worth of BO and probably piss after he passed out and tells him hes fine. And as he walks away he hears that blind rage screaming. Cobes is going to livestream himself dying from alcohol abuse one day i stg
RIP Ozzy, died of an infected bite from an escaped bearded dragon
One that subsisted on homemade mead and sushi bacon cheeseburgers.
The Police : Do you know what day it is?
Cobes: It’s like Wednesday or Thursday
(It’s Saturday)
The Police: Carry on
one call from Clint, 2 doordash orders, 2 police visits, 2 spilled drinks, 2 falls, 2 spergouts and a partridge in a pear tree toobz TWU
It is what it is.
TWU Toobz
It's the truth.
And a regard in a dog chair 🎶
He puked too. And slammed his head on the chair 10x in a row spergin.
Damn his neighbor at the end is a good dude.
“Hey man, I know we’ve met a couple times before(?) I just wanted to see if you’re okay”
“I’m fucking fantastic what’re you- what- why are you bothering me right now”
“I’m not trying to bother you I just want to make sure you’re okay”
“I’m fucking fantastic thanks for asking”
“You wanna talk for a couple minutes or..”
“No I do not”
“No problem I just want to make sure you’re okay”
“I’m fine thank you”
Directly after cobra was full on screaming into his front door and punching/kicking the walls. Definitely way more patient than I would have been.
Cobra is a twisted evil little creature
The fact that Cobes will give attitude to people who are being nice or just doing their literal job is the part about him that makes me the most genuinely angry. The neighbor and the cop in this video were real ones, always nice to see people treat the clearly mentally ill with compassion even if they're trying their patience.
@@donjuanmckenzie4897he deserves a padded room and water for the rest of his life
@@HeyYouImAzu There's a reason he's getting trolled so hard. He isn't a good person.
@@HeyYouImAzucobes has ODD (oppositional defiance disorder) he cant differentiate between trolls telling him to do things to troll him, and regular people trying to help him. It is a symptom of Aspergers, I have a friend with the same thing
It's amazing how the louder the police/doordash knock, the louder Boglim starts snoring. His ODD works in offline-mode.
Better not wake up when roused BOY
Damn, that made me laugh. Thanks.
it was definitly police, thats why when they came back they thanked him for answering the door😂
@StinkyBlack1
I was under the impression that was Clint. Plus police can't just leave on a wellness check, they gotta break the door down haha
😭🤣
I love how his brain goes into "ignore knocking door mode" whenever the door gets knocked. He gets a very distinct look on his face and you can see his brain working overtime to try to ignore it.
Lol I noticed that too 🤣 it's the oppositional defiant disorder kicking into gear lol
"I'm ignoring the door" he says, frozen and fear and shitting his crusty pants
He does the same with text messages from trolls
Same with when the person wrote that he sent beer, you could see Cobra's brain doing overtime calculations in the background
Its like he's trying to change gears but can't find it
I could imagine a mother weeping while cradling her toddler who's also afraid of the boogyman boglim screaming next door.
Let's remake the Boogyman film with ai but it's the Boglim instead
I’m sure he’s a LOVELY neighbor. Who wouldn’t want a guy walking up to you in the laundry room offering you random lingerie and women’s pads while smelling of 3 week old booze stank and ranting to himself about mythical creatures?
Lmaooo
@@Dragonmage967god help you if you happen to have a hawt gawth of age daughter
But a youtube trole is a mythical mammal at least right? @@Dragonmage967
When you're just over 12 minutes into a 40 minute Boglim Chronicles video and FIRST POLICE VISIT flashes on the screen, you know you're in for a banger.
I read this comment when I was 7 mins in and now I am even more excited.
TWU
Spilling two drinks in a row probably saved his life
The divine intervention is remarkable. Perhaps there is a purpose to the Jord’s life.
Whether it be to warn humanity of the dangers of substance abuse or a heartwarming story of redemption we have yet to see is still a mystery. Alas, I am afraid the likelihood of the latter is rapidly decreasing by the hour.
🫗I'M SICK OF IT!!🫗🤣
@@Peter-Slash hes doing s better job keeping people from substance abuse than D.A.R.E ever did lmao
@@Peter-Slash there is most definitely a purpose to his life, it’s to remind us normal folk, the potential outcome of a drinking habit gone wrong, a daily reminder that we should all work hard towards sober living.
Goblins very rarely die from their grogg
The Casper community has to be sick of this old Vietnam vet. Sad to see what ptsd from battle can do to a man
I believe he spent a tour in Grenada
We asked him, he didn't ask us!
Im all for vets but enough time has passed, our perverted lonely vet deserves a group home so he wont be lonely anymore
@@ksquaredful thank you for your service, Colonel Saunders
He is Asian Lt.. dan hahah
I love that his ancestry adds up to 110% boglim
descendant of the egg eating bog raptors
80% british, 30% viking and 100% regard
🧌
He’s 5’9/6’0 tall
Hey you're the "because that's not weird behavior" guy!
Cobes doing the devil's horns then attempting to do the same with his drink hand then dumping his drink like a complete regard is too much. I was dying watching him lose it.
His last two brain cells are playing 1.2.3. not it, to be in charge of his little remaining coordination
A very Cobra move.
What if it was Puff knocking at the door?
puff is with cool taste though
Puff has burrowed himself into the freezing cold Casper ground and will return to the apartment come spring but nice try Troll. Cobes is keen to Puffs exact knock anyway.
@@livereatingjohnson8231
Puff is just chillin underground waiting till spring you trolls
😂😂😂
I literally stopped smoking and drinking because of cobra, so I can't say I hate him.
Thanks for your sacrificial time to condense Josh's rockstar life we are all jealous of. Cheers mate.
He truly owns our sad, pathetic lives
@@YEETMachine3000my life revolves around what cobra does….
Im just jealous of his fame and alcoholism. I hope I can be half the man he is one day
Dudes a saint, doing God's work.
What everyone in this thread doesn't understand is that Josh isn't talking about the people watching this content. It's about the people who run channels like these. And as much as I enable both of them by enjoying this content, I am aware enough to know that reposters like this are really even bigger losers than cobra. Which is saying something.
He brought this all on himself. He e-begged for money and booze. Drank way too much. Invited the trolls by going live. Rude to nice neighbor.
Ive been saying this for years, he has nobody to blame but himself for his habits and addictions, plus his dumbass just can't ever learn so he stuck in a regarded loop, that only he could've saved himself but nah we get a boglim to remind us how to never follow in clints footsteps lol
This is his ideal content range
cope redditor
@@Chickidydow touch grass
you'd think by now, that he would know how to pace himself... you'd think by now, that he would realize that Jack Daniels does not mix well with him..or anyone for that matter, with that kind of consumption... I think it goes w/out saying, you sip that stuff and chase it with water every now and then ffs
“We’ll get out of your hair” yeah, all 4 of them.
😂🤣😂😂
"Yes, tactical soap is safe to wash your ass with dude" 😂😂😂 I lost it at that point.
its gives his daddy taking 6k outt his ass
Ozzy is actually going to croak any time now he’s on his last legs. The drink combo, blackout drunk vocal cover & crying vigil is going to be very entertaining!
You know it’s the end when they announce Ozzy get’s pneumonia. Bodies that just give out always start getting those respiratory illnesses…
Comin along nicely, Tubez
@@alexmartin3143yeah as someone who's had it 4 times, last one being viral, it's not an easy one to beat
“My troles are so pathetic! I wasn’t going to kill myself over ozzy! I’m sitting shiva.”
He's going to have the worst freak out when ozzy kicks the bucket. Clit ain't gonna try and be a dad either so you know that stream is gonna be crazy
Imagine being his neighbor with a young kid or having to get up for work in the morning.
Unfit for society
He needs rehab.
i have a feeling thats one of those "non-working" apartment complexes.
That’s what I never understood. Is he surrounded by a bunch of timid people? The first time he pulled some shit I’d be reverse kicking his door
@@luke2806 Non working people don't want to listen to that shit either.
The neighbour who checked on him was amazingly friendly and tolerant. Dude either moved in yesterday or he's a living saint.
If I had a neighbour like Josh I'd have decked him ages ago.
In the heart of a swamp where shadows dance,
Lives a man named Josh in a peculiar trance.
Known as KingCobraJFS, the Boglim's heir,
A creature unique, beyond compare.
In his kingdom of mud, where lily pads float,
He crafts his own haven, a mystical moat.
With a staff in his hand and a glint in his eye,
He stirs his concoction, the homemade-bogwater nigh.
Boglim Josh, a sovereign in the marshy domain,
Where frogs serenade and fireflies reign.
With each sip of his potion, a smile takes flight,
As he revels in the magic of the swampy night.
Moss-covered trees whisper secrets untold,
As KingCobraJFS, the Boglim, unfolds.
His laughter echoes, a symphony of joy,
An alchemist in his bog, no sorrows to deploy.
Through the twisted vines and murky mire,
He strolls with grace, fueled by Boglim desire.
A crown of reeds upon his tangled mane,
In his realm of solitude, he'll forever reign.
With friends unseen, the creatures of the night,
He shares tales by the fire, burning bright.
Boglim Josh, a sovereign so rare,
In his kingdom of sludge, without a care.
So here's to the Boglim, the King of the Bog,
His homemade-bogwater, a mystical grog.
In the heart of the swamp, where dreams come alive,
Josh, the Boglim, in his kingdom will thrive.
The maestro 👏👏👏
The maestro 👏👏👏
There once was a boy named Josh,
Whose youtube we would watch,
He would rant in a chair,
While loosing his hair,
Getting drunk until the arrival of cops.
@@ksquaredfulexquisite
Bravo.... trole
Beautiful
I'm genuinely convinced the 2nd cop visit was called by his neighbours
What?! His neighbours support his videos! And his land lord is a fan!
Nah they mentioned his viewers said he fell
Cops hadn't even left by the time he started tripping out. They heard the whole thing I imagine.
@@dunsinane88 bet the cop was still talking to a neighbor when the boglim started acting up again
Nice try, the neighbors and his landlord are his fans trole.
When they see him they say "Duuude nice you are King Kobra"
I've never seen someone reject all 3 ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future so rudely before. I guess that means Bogenezer Scrooge is gunna have another bad year...
Bogenezer🤣😂🤣😂
I can't breath 😂😂😂
It all started so jovial with Cobes getting an xmas gift from a fan.
It got super dark, super quick. 😅
31:01 sums up the whole vibe
@@theewildrose For real.
He keeps me sober.
@Pufflers Drinking is not advisable...but you have to be fuckin stupidly alcoholic and regarded to be anywhere near cobes
Sad how far buddy has fallen. At like 21 he had a girlfriend, a job, an apartment he paid for, managed his money (atleast tried to), and dressed so much more normal, he had friends etc… it used to be fun watching him because his screw up’s were harmless and funny. Like ordering eugenix testosterone boosters and stuff. Now this shit is just dark and depressing. Guy just rots away in his bug infested moldy chair getting blackout drunk and eating chocolate hamburgers covered in beer every night, dressed worse than literal crack addicted bums. No friends, no girls, no job, chronic debt, severe alcoholism, a huffing addiction etc.. fuvkin depressing.
Who cares.
Let's get him on The Tank
@tinygrim, Me.
It is what it is toobz
@@nikolasdemoulin8093He’s an actual predator against women. You must be new here. And he’s killed multiple animals. That we know of.
I swear. You're an American hero.
The shit you have to endure just to make videos for us.
He's Canadian dude lol.
@@domsmith5010 regarded correction to a regarded comment /:
@@domsmith5010😂😂😂😂
That and he captured everything just in time. The boglim immediately took the stream down after his freakout.
He's just that obsessed. He aint enduring shit.
God the singing was hard to sit through but the whole 4 hours and 20 minutes was definitely worth it.
So glad he spilled that last massive drink he poured or we might have lost him a few years early....
Fucking poetry how his apartment got darker and darker as the horror show went on also. 😂
That’s absolutely wild. Gets a 2 dollar beer donation and tells the guy it’s his money and that he can do what he wants? The irony.
He's not wrong though. He could have worded it differently haha
Like he’d use it for anything else lol
As soon as he said that I immediately thought "Sounds like a chargeback to me"
He's trying desperately to signal it won't be spent on booze.
I think the donator was letting him know, that we all know - he'll spend it on booze no matter what maybe?
This is such a good one, it seriously has a little bit of everything in it... I wasn't expecting Clint to be in this one either, amazing. Instant classic
That was Clint, he sounded like a young person.
How did he get wind of them coming?
@@kurtfinguerra1712my moneys on the fact that Casper PD is well aware of jorb and his regardation and clipples is listed as a contact
@@kurtfinguerra1712police scanner
I'm sure his neighbors loved this one
Gonna have to go check out the recent reviews on his apartments lol
hes gettin evicted in 2024
@@BuddyBugBeansthat sounds hilarious. What’s his apartment called
@@EmoBunny69Conquistador
eviction saga 2.0 electric bogaloo
Homeboy neighbor at the end deserves an apology from Josh tomorrow. He was just concerned about you, my guy. Wtf. No need to be a prick.
I wonder what it must be like to have Josh as a neighbor
To think that, when I first started watching Cobra, I thought he was likeable.
Eviction stream coming in nicely toobs
no shit lol
No way we’ll get lucky enough to get an eviction notice in real time again. That would be a true Christmas miracle.
The landlord as well as the neighbors and most of Casper are huge fans, nice try TROLL.
🎶 Oh, there's no place like hoooome, for the bogidays! 🎶
Our wish was granted
The drunker he gets, the more he embodies Steve Brule.
Regarded Yosemite Sam Brule
The craziest thing in this video is Cobes is still portraying himself as irresistible to the of age females when he wears his soap, like C'mon Jord...we have been watching
You are supposed to ignore his ranting about his dry spell when he is in Tactical Soap shill mode
I ignore his ranting about everything and only watch with my thumb on the screen for 2x speed to get to the good parts, everything else is a broken record of a broken record
His obsession with Tactical Soap surely must have negatively affected their sales. People now associates the product with Boglim incels.
I recently emailed tactical soap to ask why my KingCobra referral code wasnt working and they never emailed me back. I suspect it hasnt worked in a loooong time and nobody even realizes it, not even Cobes.
Ok troles, it works and his metric for success is whether or not women notice him, NOT his dry spell. In his highly regarded eyes, Tactical Soap is a success. After all, it's about waiting patiently for her to come to you!
One thing that always blows my mind is how he buys mid shelf liquor despite being broke. Like he could just buy a handle of some bottom shelf whisky and get wasted for half the price. Bog boy can’t even be an alcoholic efficiently
Right? Get a $10 handle
its because jack daniels = cool looking goth rockstar badboy drink
he could make some really gnarly drink combos with some everclear where he doesn't even need a full shot in his soda. but tbh I'm glad he doesn't cause the boy would absolutely drink the whole bottle even though it's twice as strong as this jack
Same with how he will DoorDash everything. There was a panel stream once where they asked how much a pack of beer was delivered vs in store and it was nearly twice the price. That in addition to his weird need to “hack” all his foods which means getting as much extra unnecessary stuff as possible, from pizza toppings to garlic cups and dipping sauces. Truly mind boggling, especially when you look back at when he was with Stephanie and actually managed his money to pay for his bills and her hot pockets.
Bottom shelf hangovers are the worst
Pay pigs donating kept him drinking. He was allegedly only going to stream 20 mins but the donations were rolling in so he couldn't stop
if they don't, these videos don't exist, so thank you pay pigs 🙏😂
Dont thank the pay pigs man😂😂 if it weren’t for them we would probably get another job arc
Wendy’s 2 Electric Boogaloo
Boggys back in town and he messed the tea up …. Again
@@45noopno way he can handle a job anymore, he would just make more wands
@@DogFish-NZget a grip, regard
The build up to this one was absolutely bonkers. Amazing editing once again, such a pity we couldn't see the chat on the 2nd bit after him deleting it.
I know right, the chat in the second half was stellar
It was a pleasure catching him sleeping live on stream. With the fart too
Poot gang
“I got your poots right here!” - KingCobraJFS.
I like how it starts with "i might have a drink today" and ends with him being blacked out and the police are concerned for him
can't stop his "rockstar life" - which apparently means being a regarded, drunk toddler and screaming at all hours of the day and night. but fawk the trollz - they are the reason he can't keep a job, apartment, or friends.
PUFF IS NOT A FUCKING GROUNDHOG JOSH 😢😂
It feels like bloody Groundhog Day watching Jorp
A true alcoholic. Receives beer in the mail and can’t even wait for them to chill in the fridge before cracking them open.
Fr, warm beer is any man's bane and Cobes literally NEVER has ice nor does he chill any drink
Maybe I’m weird but I don’t mind room temp drinks?? Like I prefer room temperature water always and soda sometimes. Room temp beer tastes fine to me 😅
To be fair, as bad as his teeth are, I'm sure cold beer would hurt like hell.
@@AsymptoteInversetruuuu, also not that the point of him not bein able to wait is wrong, but dont europeans drink room temp beer?
Europeans drink warm beer
Allright here we go !
0:13 So it begins.
0:35 E begging and blasting p1.
1:01 New foodhack idea.
1:13 E begging and blasting p2.
1:48 Teeth update fml.
2:04 A mysterious knock on the door and let The booze gargling begin.
3:22 The trolling Intensifies.
3:45 E begging and blasting p3.
4:38 Leave it at the door-dash begins.
4:43 E begging and blasting p4.
5:28 The puff delusion continues.
8:10 Bitesized cobra gets burned.
8:15 Walt Angie and Ellen once more.
9:45 Almost reached self reflection.
10:40 well given advice, denied. And back to Ellen.
12:13 Cops, Clint, Let's go. (Stop wasting their time guys >
"And then BLAAAH NOW I'M SPILLING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I'M SICK OF IT"
He drops the cup on his lap😂
This should be pinned. Excellent breakdown. Was like a comedic track listing to his worst drunk album of all time
@@MoDeegroes yeah, Let's say thatsbwhat I was going for ! It's about as long as the bog would make that kind of thing to >
"The hatred of Cobra is gonna be there downfall!" After falling twice already
the 2nd fall was a bit of strong wyoming gravity
Lol
at the end of the stream he even mentioned "as soon as the trolls see my downfall" or something along those lines in reference to his own fall.
This is what I imagine "The Whale" is like, only crippling alcoholism instead of morbid obesity.
it is for sure. you can replace the food vice with any vice and it'd still be the same movie (with a different ending). hell, i'm convinced that aronofsky made the same movie in The Wrestler and The Whale
That neighbor that stopped over at the end didn't need that rude attitude, he genuinely sounded concerned.
I'm pretty sure the cops asked him to check in after seeing cobes stumbling, not knowing the day of the week, and saying he lives alone
@@ImAlxxyI’m not sure how quickly these get put out, but at the start of the video he said Saturday. Then with the cops it was Wed/Thur. Was it actually Sat?? Though I guess when you don’t have a job or any meaningful way of distinguishing one day from another it wouldn’t really matter to you.
@@jazzwilliams7040 it was Saturday, or possibility very early into Sunday morning. Boglims other video refers to it as Saturday
@@ImAlxxyit was from 3-7 on a Saturday lol
@@ViolentHateCrime Jesus homeboy was phuck'd to near death at like 5pm? (Assuming Casper time). Legend
Someone needs to send him some of those baby cups with the lids so he can't spill his drinks.
A sippy cup
That was already done years ago.
People have already
It must be goth/death themed or else he will throw it away
Tomee Tippee?
That was puff at the door when he was asleep
Lol dude he returned to finally finish him
He is cutting back on cutting back.
The Fall of Rome.
"I'm a Bird on the Disco Train"
What a classic Ozzy tune, truly his most famous piece.
I'm starting my journey to sobriety after seeing this, thank you
I'm right there with you brother.
Here's to our health and a better happier future
I started a few weeks ago by stopping weed and booze. Felt like a drink or two on Friday then proceeded to drink an entire bottle of Smirnoff, felt like absolute shit for a few days and now I think that was the lucky last.
Best of luck fellas, start exercising it helps with the boredom 👍👍
Best of luck bro
Good luck! Glad jord can help others out of this lifestyle. Now I can’t quit my 🍃 but I don’t fuck with alcohol, watching the boy drink just makes me nauseous
TWU, it'll be difficult but all of us cobros believe in you
"You'll get no attention, you lose" [ _proceeds to read every troll comment out loud and answer to them_ ]
This isn't the worst, but the fact that we get a glimpse into how he acts off camera is the part that gets me
When he’s absolutely plastered. We all have our down moments, cobes’ are just recorded.
@@tweezerjamIs this how act when you get down?
@@Ian-Omega down? He was blackout drunk. What are you missing?
@tweezerjam even if I'm black out drunk I don't scream for hours thats the difference
@@NoInFoo8 scream for hours? C’mon
The content we needed after a boring drought
It was like dropping a food crate into a starving village
It really was. Everyone came out of the woodwork for this one. Bless you bogcron.
Thank you Josh. For showing me the absolute depths that im currently on the edge of falling into.
This stream coincided with one of my worst breakdowns and im at a turning point.
Im not going down this path, and im not going to lose what i have.
Better not turn into cobes BOY
TMDWU doot
Dude I’m glad I’m not the only one. I’m a 28 yr old broke musician and if I’m not doing music I usually keep to myself to not spend money and sometimes it feels like I spent the whole day smoking/drinking inside alone and then I’ll watch KingCobra videos and realize I’ve been doing the same things he does instead of going out and doing shit and living life. And these drunk streams especially make me cringe at how close his reality is to mine. I’m just saying this to let you know you’re not the only one who sees Cobes and then looks around the room and goes oh no, I’m closer to that than I’m comfortable with. But we out here, Cobes is a great motivator for what not to do and how not to live life and tbh he’s quite inspiring in that way lol
I'm 2 years off the sauce due in large part to watching cobra. Streams like these make me so thankful that I made that choice. You got this my fellow cobros.
It's hard coming back from that, I did it for twenty years almost none stop drug and alcohol fueled craziness and rage! It's been ten years since I've started redoing my life and I've barely made a dent in the destruction I've caused.
He thought the police had turned up to arrest him for the murder of Puff.
Our boy hasn’t learned… Liquor before beer and you’re in the clear, beer before liquor never sicker
because it rhymes is based science
@@DogFish-NZ it is, peer reviewed, and suggest that people who take comment sections seriously, is a sign of being as regarded as Cobes.
We have coral snakes here and king snakes… same coloration… we remember the difference from the dangerous one and the safe ones by this rhyme… Red before black friend of Jack, red before yellow kill a fellow…
You can verify that rhyme scientific validity ;)
@@DogFish-NZalso rhymes are done after the fact cause it’s easy, beer before liquor gets you fucked up quicker, liquor before beer will make you shed a tear
"I'm saving the 2 beers for a review" *immediately drinks them.*
"Not going to drink this entire bottle on stream" *drinks entire bottle.*
Classic alcoholism. I used to do the same thing, funnily enough, until I found this boglin.
Man, the one day I pretend to have a life and go outside, Josh blesses us with this.
That's what it's like being a follower of our boy, you spend hours of your life watching him do fucking nothing. Then you start to think "hey, maybe I'm the dumb one for spending so much of my life watching a cave troll rant about gender relayshuns. At least he's getting paid to be on this stream"
Then this shit happens. A chef's kiss from the universe.
Thanks for the upload, appreshiated
TMDWU Toobzzzzzz 👊😂
Oh I’m telling ya. I went out for sushi with my family and I come back and check on him and it’s absolute madness. I missed almost the whole thing. How dare I go do something normal and nice? 😭
I had to go to some xmas business thing and was reminded I had been streaming from my phone when he started screaming in his drunken stupor. Twu
If it makes you feel any better, I’ve been tuned in to the Cobraverse since 2015. The sheer amount of hours I’ve spent watching this creature conduct himself in this manner is just absurd. Actually after typing this out I think I’m gonna go take a walk.
@810austin7 👊 solid idea, dont let Cobes think hes owning you bruh, we're owning HIM!! lol jk have a good day bud (fuck sickos😂)
Holy fuck this is less than a year ago…the boi has aged like 20years in 1 year
I don't think the trolls called the cops this time ! He was screaming for hours...you know, some people have night shifts !
First time they said he was waving a revolver around, second time they said he was bleeding.
Definitely not the neighbours, I think they’ve grown accustomed.
I missed that ! I'm curious , can you point me to the right timestamp ?@@grimace4257
It was definitely the trolls. People in the chat thought he was dead even though he was breathing and snoring. Don't forget most people watching are under 18 and probably have never been drunk before, so they think he's dying when he's just black out
@@grimace4257 the second time i honestly don't blame them for calling. dude hit his head twice and when the cops showed up told him very much the wrong day. hard to differentiate if he's just hammered or if he knocked himself loopy
34:45 - The Real Life Cobra ! THIS is what he does when he's off-line ! Good God Clint ...your Kid needs you !
Homie really said he’s 80% British and 30% Scottish/Norwegian… So that extra 10% must be the regard gene. Also explains the teeth…
😂
It is rare to see teeth that bad over here
We Brits will take blame for the teeth but it's the yanks who are responsible for the rest. Including the care of said teeth.
got that extra 10% chromosome
@@catscanhavelittleasalami he is the next stage of evolution. That gourd head is indestructible
A happy 50th birthday to Jorsh and may he have many returns to own the youtube trolls with.
i still feel like his hat meltdown last year was his worst but this was pretty damn close
Hat meltdown is iconic
I dunno if it's worse, he didn't yell at his neighbors and scream for an hour straight in an autistic fit.
Valentines is always the best but this came close. Valentines is like the entire year culminating in one glorious drinking rage of hilarity.
Valentines should be renamed KingCobraJFS Day
Unless a bunch of things transpired off-stream, Cobra has toned down his alcoholic rage a substantial amount in general this year. It's nice to see something positive happen for a change.
@@grievousXWXlmfao remember when he yelled at his broken cigarette
you see that uncontrollable rage? the impulsive behavior? he totally killed puff in a drunken rage.
Made a puffrito
That's what I think, he got cute!
Sadly I’ve always suspected that. Just like his phones that “break too easily” he laid the regard rage on that lizard
I think Puff snuck into a dar corner, considering he let that teeny, tiny lizard run wild in that dust trap.
It's okay to let them loose if it's a 50 pound iguana, but sadly, considering Puff was having seizures due to a number of neglectful things, under nourished, Puff died of malnutrition.
I like how he recites the interaction with the Cops...as if they address him as "Cobra" 😂
😂😂😂
"According to Ancestry, I have 110 percent DNA.." 80/30.. 😂
He won't even look at the camera when he talks about Puff.
Puffrito digesting nicely
That's because he knows what happened to him. That poor lizard died of malnutrition and neglect.
29:11 Cobra does a header into the carpet
TWU
Bro I wish that camera was pointing down I’m sure he ko’d himself 😂😂😂
That’s obviously how piff met his end the regarded boglim squashed him
Thanks so much for the impeccable time stamp I love that bang sound
I wonder how often he talks to himself. He needs real life friends again.
He needs way more than that, cobro
I had a feeling Jorsh rants and raves about the trolls like a crazy person when the cameras off. I feel bad for his neighbors, lol.
I took a break from the cobra verse and i think this is a good re-entry point. Thanks bogcron
Yes get DRUNK for Ozzy..... Get DRUNK for the man who spent over 8 years BATTLING ALCOHOL ADDICTION AND FINALLY BEAT IT!!!
What a way to HONOUR HIM. BY INDULGING IN HIS WORST VICE OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!
This was definitely one for the books, the stream was a rollercoaster of emotion alcohol and full on delusional thoughts with police interaction and a couple of tumbles, TWU 🤘
I wonder how Josh reconciles his several year dry spell with his claim that Tactical “Soap” actually works.
It’s also hilarious that he still shills the company even though his promo code hasn’t worked in years.
Bitesize scared LN away. 😂😂
The cops telling him to drink some water and eat something shows just how dire this situation is. They deserve the most respect for handling him the way they do. We all see it from the internet. Being around him in person must really show how ruined this man is. He severely needs some real help, but unfortunately he is far too gone.
They asked him what day it was, he said wednesday or thursday, he wasn't even close and they let it slide lol, I don't know how much respect they deserve, if the guy actually needed medical assistance he would've been screwed. what's the point of asking him what day it is if he can be wildly off?
@@danhill3302he does need medical attention he fell face first into the floor from alcohol toxicity LOL
Like how if my car might have needed a transmission when I got my oil changed? How dare they let me just drive away@danhill3302
23:00 when a sneeze or cough comes on Cobes it's like an infant or a dog sneezing... it's like the first time it ever happened to him and he's VERY confused and concerned
"All that alcohol I fucking wasted on that spill... I am so fucking over the holidays."
I feel ya Cobes.
He’s gonna get evicted again
Here’s hoping
and here we are
I can’t stop laughing at the increasingly aggressive knocking while he’s passed out snoring 😂
i cant believe the first live i ever tuned into was this one. what a time to be alive.
What in the world kept you watching? 😂
Jackpot
@@tweezerjam I have two screens so I kept him on the second monitor while I just did other shit. Saddest shit was when he was passed out and just woke up hit himself two times in the head and said he doesn’t deserve this and went right back to sleep
@@Oscar-ny3dz
I DONT DESERVE THIS
I love how his selling point for a soap is that it is supposed to attract women and make you irresistible to them. Yet all it ever seems to do is make them say “Damn, you smell good.” What so like every other soap? So essentially the compliments he is receiving are saying “Wow, you bathe?! TMDWU.”
So I thought he drank the entire bottle of jack, but then I remembered he spilled 2 basically full glasses. So he only drank like 3/4 of the bottle by himself
Like some other comments say, those spills probably saved his life
Plus 2 beers before and maybe a hard cider before his 2 falls.
He drank the gifted 4 pack in the morning, then the bottle of Jack, and if you look in the food hack video there's a 6 pack of Voodoo Ranger with 4 gone he was drinking also. Those are 9.0 abv... He was definitely shoutin at the devil for sure 🤣
@@bigdaddydons6241Nah no way!! Onlyusemeblade drinks 1 or 2 bottles of jager all the time. Its only 14 drinks
@@bigdaddydons6241a full fifth won’t kill you if you have a tolerance
during the parts where he's in the dark with the glasses he reminds me of the fat cenobite with the sunglasses
Butterball is the cenibites name
80% British and 30% Scottish. 110% regard.
Gravity might be his biggest troll
I like how the cop asks him if he knows what day it is
The funny thing is they did it to see how drunk he was, but he would have given the same wrong answer if he was sober. They don't understand how dumb he is.
he dropping all of that jack daniels was divine intervention
That was an alarming amount of JD he is pouring into his drinks
Those spills were definitely Divine Intervention. That amount of alcohol on an empty stomach with zero hydration would have genuinely killed him.
what a loss
@@kitsachie.no if wouldn’t
@@blakeangell385 Drink 4 tall boys and a full bottle of Jack Daniels and let me know what happens trole
Spills a drink
"I'm so over the holidays"
His head was extra big today lol
It’s the tooth decay and infections swelling his face lmao
Water weight
Craziest birthday stream I'd ever seen until hours later when Daniel arrested Olive Garden
The funny thing is that all of these Lolcows could fix their problems by just leaving social media, but they can't help themselves due to their attention and easy-money addictions
It’s sad. This community is the only interaction he has with people anymore, outside of his family. It’s similar with a lot of these losers. They want some social time and they just get shit on. Laugh if you want. Imagine how many weirdos are tormented by horrible people? Social media could be a huge positive influence for these folks but nope, evil wins out. 😢
I really think for most of the Cows, they prefer having "troll drama" as opposed to having to deal with real life responsibilities. Cobes would take this every night over having to work a 28 hour week
@ayok101 I like how you aimed low & went with 28
@@thebogsofmordor7356 I worry if he spends 40 hours a week outside the bog he might dry out and shrivel up
And without social media they are no ones even more. They need the attention even if it's trolls harassing them. Pathetic life.
80% British + 30% Scottish-Norwegian Viking = 110% Boglim
What if one of those knocks that he ignored was Puff? 🚪 🦎
I love that tactical soap has hung in there with him. Despite the fact that he literally sells none of it & prob couldn’t be a worse endorser of a soap/cleaning product
That moment he looked at the screen and realized all of that was recorded is priceless to me 😭
Imagine how that neighbour feels. Diligently knocking for half an hour or so after this boglim knocked himself out drinking too much.
Then he answers, reeking of alcohol, weeks worth of BO and probably piss after he passed out and tells him hes fine. And as he walks away he hears that blind rage screaming.
Cobes is going to livestream himself dying from alcohol abuse one day i stg
Being present for this live, was like seeing Nirvana live before Cobain died. Truly memorable moment to be remembered in the anals of History!
Made my workday so fuckin entertaining on a slow Saturday