Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep9: Babylon Mile

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  • Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
  • 00:00 Disclaimer
    00:16 Scenic Death Forest
    02:15 Brave Shine
    02:49 An Astounding Feat of Strength
    04:56 NO! DEAR GOD NO!
    05:11 Gilgamesh vs Heracles I
    07:13 Flashback City
    08:00 Roughly a Minute of Creepy Squelchy SFX
    09:12 Sella and Leysritt
    09:49 Wake Up Sunshine
    11:01 Unprepared for Wolves
    12:42 BWEH-Couldn'tTakeItCouldn'tStandAnotherMinute-BWEH
    15:44 Child Murder
    17:31 Child Murder II: The Enkillening
    18:48 Old Fashion Grail War Stand-Off
    21:02 Patron Thanks and Shoutouts!
    Shirou Emiya and Rin Tohsaka head toward the Einzbern castle, hoping to get the aid of Ilyasviel and Berserker. Little did they know that on this very day, at that very hour, another visit was there to destroy their plans. Just absolutely obliterate them.
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    Written by Logan Laidlaw
    Edited by Logan Laidlaw / Lip Sync by Aaron Robert Parnell
    "Brave Shine" cover by Corinne Sudberg
    Cast
    Shirou Emiya - Matthew "Izzy" Kok
    Rin Tohsaka - Corey Woods
    Ilyasviel Von Einzbern - Mimi Mamoa
    Gilgamesh - Logan Laidlaw
    Shinji Matou - Kenneth Tynan
    Berserker - Logan Laidlaw
    Leysritt - Carrie Johnston
    Sella - Lindsay Navarro
    Irisviel Von Einzbern (Angra Mainyu) - Mimi Mamoa
    Jubstacheit Von Einzbern - Logan Laidlaw
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  • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
    @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 Рік тому +2102

    I want to hate Gilgamesh, but he hates Shinji. And I just can't hate that.

    • @economicsman5528
      @economicsman5528 10 місяців тому +98

      you can hate him for using children for mana

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 10 місяців тому +110

      ​@@economicsman5528I mean that seems like a go to for a lot of people honestly.

    • @economicsman5528
      @economicsman5528 10 місяців тому +48

      @@VioletDeathRei still love the arrogant Gilgamesh as fictional character

    • @trancethenapper
      @trancethenapper 10 місяців тому +46

      I have a love/hate relationship with Gilgamesh. I love him cuz he's the Gigachadest of Gigachads. I hate him because he's obsessed with Bae-ber. Only Rin deserves Bae-ber.

    • @JustanothaGuy
      @JustanothaGuy 9 місяців тому +34

      @@trancethenapper But Gil roasts Shinji, anytime timeline where Shinji is suffering or put down is a timeline I can enjoy.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Рік тому +5284

    *Everyone in this series:* Abridged Parody versions of themselves
    *Gilgamesh:* Literally just walked off of the main franchise into this series

    • @darklordofsword
      @darklordofsword Рік тому +561

      Kind of hard to top, isn't he?

    • @Master_E444
      @Master_E444 Рік тому +822

      I think he's even more Gilgamesh then canon Gilgamesh. Seriously he just oozes arrogant charisma and the VA's performance is spot on. Even noticed some references to his personal history. Plus hearing him just explaining his f**ked they are really sells that he's more than strong enough to back up his boasting and attitude

    • @M.W.2
      @M.W.2 Рік тому +390

      @@Master_E444 Gilgamesh can only be more of himself when he isn't restricted by the plot to keep big reveals for himself

    • @flannerysnotebook
      @flannerysnotebook Рік тому +426

      @@Master_E444 Well, to be fair, Logan does an amazing job voicing characters. That said, I think it's hilarious that both Shirou's main obstacles to conquer are voiced by Logan--Archer and Gilgamesh.

    • @1234andrewjacksmith
      @1234andrewjacksmith Рік тому +97

      I mean of course Gilgamesh is basically the same he is the best thing ever after all(really the dislike towards humans is the closest to that and I just going to assume he means if this time because you the whole he died because of what he saw humans reach and he wanted them to do it)
      It really sell the he respects the hell that Hercules went lol you killed me like 20 times but I get up again because really that is just so Hercules, very human of him, aka being true to yourself one of the only things the King likes
      Other things being accepting hardship without really complaining, thinking for yourself and not blindly following anyone or anything and of course the respect of the willingness to put your very soul on the line

  • @Al-ir6vb
    @Al-ir6vb Рік тому +3012

    Petition for Lancer's last lines to be:
    'There once was a Servant in blue,
    His master had played him a fool,
    But with his last breath the servant stabbed him to death,
    And thus he bids this world adieu.'
    Or something along those lines...

    • @HateItHere.
      @HateItHere. Рік тому +153

      That was well thought out ngl.

    • @brandoncastellano1858
      @brandoncastellano1858 Рік тому +103

      I wonder if I asked for it and maybe donated for a patreon, could I get Lancer/Renji’s VA to give me a happy birthday combining a poem with “that thing Renji does”

    • @marcusmills8198
      @marcusmills8198 Рік тому +8

      Seconded

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez Рік тому +41

      @@brandoncastellano1858 Renji voicing Lancer is too perfect actually. They both never win fights.
      (I know Renji gets a couple of wins in the series but not the point)

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez Рік тому +28

      I still want Saber to use her Noble Phantasm name and call it Getsuga Tenshou.

  • @A_alt1125
    @A_alt1125 Рік тому +869

    The line: "Holy shit, I almost died!" Perfectly represents the fact that Gilgamesh is 1/3rd human. It shows that even Gilgamesh is not invincible

    • @GoblinLord
      @GoblinLord 11 днів тому +10

      I also like that he says "I promise to do my best james wood impression as he pummels me into the dirt" like, bro's being snarky about it but if Heracles became fully divine as like a condition of his NP (aka just fizzles out but is divine for a moment) then Gil would deadass lose

    • @shelbydugan6870
      @shelbydugan6870 9 днів тому

      Yeah isn't Gilgamesh like 1/3 human 1/3 Giant 1/3 God

  • @ArcaneIllumination
    @ArcaneIllumination Рік тому +4652

    I'd say Gilgamesh stole the show, but I don't think it is technically possible to steal that which you already own. And considering that Gilgamesh owns all the treasure in the world, he definitely owns this series.

    • @kakroom3407
      @kakroom3407 Рік тому +127

      He's everybody's king

    • @heroofkokoto4707
      @heroofkokoto4707 Рік тому +233

      16:02 Gilgamesh: "I think the enemy got... *the point".*
      ProZD: "Hey, dude, that's kinda my skit you're stealing the-"
      Gilgamesh: "I OWN YOU, MONGREL."

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Рік тому +223

      Notice that the opening legal disclaimer only said that the show was owned by the people on the screen "according to the modern laws of man" which did not actually concede that Gilgamesh was not the true owner of the show?
      Clever writing.

    • @AltTabbackspace
      @AltTabbackspace Рік тому +82

      It would be funny that on the start of the next episode Gilgamesh is on the names of people who owns the official release.

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 Рік тому +15

      @@AltTabbackspace I want this xD

  • @tytris203
    @tytris203 Рік тому +2762

    Gilgamesh yelling about how he almost died was probably the highlight of this episode for me.

    • @flannerysnotebook
      @flannerysnotebook Рік тому +284

      For me it was both that and Rin being technically correct about "Archer carpet bombing someone without me."

    • @spinylightgaming
      @spinylightgaming Рік тому +77

      @@flannerysnotebook hey atleast its projectiles and not arrows

    • @Mr.Thinmint
      @Mr.Thinmint Рік тому +58

      he sounded SO excited :3

    • @SuperStar-lb8gf
      @SuperStar-lb8gf Рік тому +57

      He didn’t expect berserker to come back to life after dying 12 times. In fact none of the fans including me expected that either!

    • @killiancraftofcraftyworks975
      @killiancraftofcraftyworks975 Рік тому +72

      @@SuperStar-lb8gf I did. His original life + 12 earned via labors for a total of 13.

  • @levantdiggerus3473
    @levantdiggerus3473 Рік тому +505

    “My dad can beat up his dad.”
    Oh. Oh ok. Just… gonna make this line badass now huh?

    • @se7enist
      @se7enist Рік тому +44

      Something I've discovered doing music (rap specifically) is that while all the intricate ways you can twist a sentence to show off your writing skills is awesome and all, sometimes (most times, I'd argue) nothing beats a simple line delivered with just the right energy. "My dad can beat up your dad" is just such a line, delivered in just such a way. Beautiful.

    • @levantdiggerus3473
      @levantdiggerus3473 Рік тому +36

      @@se7enist Yes, but what’s better… is that in its base, unchanged form, its ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BANTER. It’s what eight year old boys argue over because they think it’s impressive. That, coupled with your take, makes this my favorite abridged line ever, full stop.

  • @Sumiori
    @Sumiori Рік тому +586

    "It's raining men"
    "Halleluja"
    it killed me

    • @dashfire109gaming5
      @dashfire109gaming5 Рік тому +29

      “This is very unhalleluja!*

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 Рік тому +22

      @@dashfire109gaming5 "You're not the hallelujah police! You don't get to decide what is, or isn't hallelujah!"

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 5 місяців тому +2

      ,,It's sure Zarbon around here."

  • @OnyxKingYT
    @OnyxKingYT Рік тому +1866

    Calling Shinji a Mongrel would be an insult to Actual Mongrels.

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 Рік тому +143

      I loved the fact that Gilgamesh was using every word OTHER than Mongrel/Zasshu when referring to Shiji xD

    • @scottrauch1261
      @scottrauch1261 Рік тому +29

      @@TsukabuNosoratori2 up until the end atleast

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 Рік тому +1

      Our boy Goldie's a dick, but he knows how to accurately insult a person. Sometimes that ends up being a compliment to other people, but such compliments will never explicitly leave Goldie's mouth :P

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Рік тому +26

      Especially Gilgamesh

    • @whateverwhatever4476
      @whateverwhatever4476 Рік тому +9

      #StopWakameAbuse

  • @SeleneRoseRM
    @SeleneRoseRM Рік тому +1638

    Shout-out to Gilgamesh's VA to damn near perfectly mimicking Shinji's VA, holy shit that shocked me

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 Рік тому +81

      Yep that was magnificent

    • @Medbread
      @Medbread Рік тому +66

      That would be the channel runner himself, Logan Laidlaw

  • @prachetasnayse9709
    @prachetasnayse9709 Рік тому +707

    So Shirou’s noble phantasm is basically “ *I WANT THAT* “

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 7 місяців тому +31

      Is it not?

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 7 місяців тому +29

      @@Dragonlover553 took me a while to figure that out cause I am big Dum Dum

    • @josephnew5025
      @josephnew5025 6 місяців тому +16

      ​@@prachetasnayse9709Maybe it's "I'll Make That"?

    • @vascam
      @vascam 5 місяців тому +15

      ​@@josephnew5025I think it's closer to "I'M GONNA COPY THAT!"

    • @animosity2100
      @animosity2100 5 місяців тому +15

      WHOA THATS COOL LEMME TRY IT

  • @Red-mg4ro
    @Red-mg4ro Рік тому +1920

    10 episodes later:
    Gil: "Archer!"
    EMIYA: "Did you see me glitter, bitch?"

    • @Drip_Wooper
      @Drip_Wooper Рік тому +174

      OK THAT ACTUALLY WOULD BE AMAZING

    • @Jakob_Herzog
      @Jakob_Herzog Рік тому +13

      @@Drip_Wooper Please no

    • @majortom881
      @majortom881 Рік тому +22

      @@Drip_Wooper Archer did glitter.

    • @orumonuldor1340
      @orumonuldor1340 Рік тому +24

      @@majortom881 His clothes did.

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 Рік тому +21

      Hopefully we won’t need to wait 10 years for that

  • @carlhanopoldelosreyes4404
    @carlhanopoldelosreyes4404 Рік тому +1166

    I never knew that Red Like Roses Part 2 would be featured in UBW Abridged as a swan song for Illya & Berserker's last stand against Gilgamesh.

    • @mattrimcauthon4441
      @mattrimcauthon4441 Рік тому +91

      And it was an amazing choice

    • @cosmoreverb3943
      @cosmoreverb3943 Рік тому +22

      Me neither, but I love it

    • @krg-diver4655
      @krg-diver4655 Рік тому +85

      It fits astoundingly well. With the context that Illya doesn't have a mother at this point...or her life for that matter

    • @SwordGoCrazy
      @SwordGoCrazy Рік тому +19

      Unexpexcted but still absolutely beautiful.

    • @spinylightgaming
      @spinylightgaming Рік тому +25

      @@krg-diver4655 i mean she also lost her dad and is gonna lose her servant papa.

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 Рік тому +1018

    "Less madness, more enhancement!"
    *Beowulf, eating a dragon somewhere:* Huh. My ears are ringing...

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 Рік тому +148

      Beowulf when the Berserk in Berserker is negotiable and open to interpretation

    • @NeonProdigy
      @NeonProdigy Рік тому +106

      @@anadaere6861 "Your name means Bear, you're a Bear-Serker, this is not negotiable" -The Counter Force, probably

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 Рік тому +52

      Kiyohime: THE POWER OF MASTAH COMPELS ME

    • @Username-qu1jt
      @Username-qu1jt Рік тому +16

      Ibuki Summer: My enhanced kit is Madness

    • @pabloosset2533
      @pabloosset2533 Рік тому +64

      @@anadaere6861 "Wait, how are you even considered mad?"
      "Well, I like to kill dragons and monsters."
      "Okay, well, a lot of heroes do-"
      "With my fists."
      "Ah, there it is."

  • @bookworm0492
    @bookworm0492 Рік тому +909

    "Heracles is not the only demi-god who is saddled with labors." HOW DID THEY WRITE HIM SO WELL IM DEAD XD

    • @tkpt37
      @tkpt37 Рік тому +11

      FACTS BRO

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 Рік тому +66

      Gil is surprisingly easy to write if you know what traits to emphasize.

    • @tetragaming6332
      @tetragaming6332 11 місяців тому +37

      Gil wrote himself

    • @zerodiversion4509
      @zerodiversion4509 5 місяців тому

      Time stamp for when this was said?

    • @bookworm0492
      @bookworm0492 5 місяців тому

      @@zerodiversion4509 towards the end I think?

  • @santino7470
    @santino7470 Рік тому +1457

    “It should suffice to call my class Gilgamesh”
    Honestly, he isn’t really wrong there if he’d just drop the massive ego, then again that wouldn’t make him Gilgamesh

    • @dreamimgflowerd976
      @dreamimgflowerd976 Рік тому +184

      Actually in Fate/ Extra CCC they made a Gilgamesh class just because the mooncell couldn't contain Gil's bottomless ego in a proper servant class.

    • @aino-kaisav5504
      @aino-kaisav5504 Рік тому +157

      Funnily enough, on Anime Planet every Servant is listed on their profiles not by their real names (to avoid spoilers) but by their Servant classes. Except Gilgamesh. He is just Gilgamesh. You know, Fate/Zero, starring Saber, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, Berserker and Gilgamesh.

    • @rion7720
      @rion7720 Рік тому +56

      There are a few options
      Saber
      Archer
      Caster
      And Gilgamesh

    • @mr_fahrenheight1728
      @mr_fahrenheight1728 Рік тому +11

      Honestly, he could keep the ego and just end fights quicker

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 Рік тому +6

      Technically Caster Gil exists. He's still egotistical, but... Well, it's more tame. Supposedly. I haven't watched Babylonia.

  • @TsukabuNosoratori2
    @TsukabuNosoratori2 Рік тому +761

    The mere fact that Heracles forced respect post-death on Gilgamesh is a heroic feat in and of itself.

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 Рік тому +142

      Pfft, telling Herakles that something is impossible is pretty much an invite to prove the other person wrong

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Рік тому +88

      And now we know what trial earned him his 13th life.

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 Рік тому +67

      @@matthewbrune5490 And I love that about Heracles. Also, Gil is pretty much someone who has to be proven wrong about something too. So it was a perfect fit here.

    • @Urahara451
      @Urahara451 Рік тому +41

      Even now he surpasses his own legend

    • @seiyajin8151
      @seiyajin8151 Рік тому +65

      The funny part is that in one of his works, Heracles broke the Prometheus chains, something similar to Enkidu's, so he is kinda of a natural counter to Gilgamesh's NPs.

  • @BlazingAzureCrow
    @BlazingAzureCrow  Рік тому +1358

    I usually pin a comment clarifying something but I have nothing to clarify. You look nice today. Drink lots of water.
    EDIT: AHA. Found something. To those saying Gilgamesh technically has four NPs, please note that Ea is part of the GoB. I presume people's confusion is coming from assuming it's considered seperate, but its lore notes it as the gate's greatest weapon. As important and iconic as it is, it's just another weapon stored within the gate. Enkidu has existed seperately from the gate however.
    Also remember that what characters say and what's factual correct often diverge due to perspective. Our characters aren't reading from wikias. It would be stiffling if they were.

    • @moomooguy6094
      @moomooguy6094 Рік тому +30

      You drink lots of water as well. Stay hydrated

    • @Red-mg4ro
      @Red-mg4ro Рік тому

      Thanks, you stay hydrated as well!
      Keep that voice-maker well lubricate. 👍

    • @juniorlouis4522
      @juniorlouis4522 Рік тому +10

      What does BWEH mean? I love the use of Red Like Roses pt. II btw. Amazing work as always!

    • @tomareani512
      @tomareani512 Рік тому +9

      Why did I hear Archer's voice (actually-satan-archer) as I read this?

    • @joevollbach4099
      @joevollbach4099 Рік тому +8

      Thank you for reminding me
      Also child murder ll: the enkillening

  • @Lkdog
    @Lkdog Рік тому +269

    So for those who don’t know a little tid bit of trivia for you, Herakles was able to break the divine chains because he helped free Prometheus by braking the divine chains that held him.

    • @angelodavidmarabolivarela9505
      @angelodavidmarabolivarela9505 Рік тому +13

      That's right, that also a thing, not the Kratos burning the old titan into a bonfire

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX Рік тому +29

      @@angelodavidmarabolivarela9505 Funny thing... Kratos was the one responsible for chaining him up in Greek myth in the first place. No, not Kray-toss from God of War that the developers just named the Greek word for strength without even checking if that was already a real character's name, I mean the divine personification of the concept of strength.

    • @trytobanme9332
      @trytobanme9332 Рік тому +8

      I was pretty sure it was because him fighting gilgamesh counted as 13th labor and that gave him 13th life

    • @sunbro197
      @sunbro197 Рік тому +28

      @@trytobanme9332 I think that Heracles already had 13 lives. 12 from the gods, thus high divinity and weakness to Enkidu, and 13th human life, without divinity, thus breaking Chains of Heaven.

    • @trytobanme9332
      @trytobanme9332 Рік тому +5

      @@sunbro197 eh i want to bealivething i said cuase its badass

  • @romankvapil9184
    @romankvapil9184 Рік тому +483

    Hearing Gilgamesh being aware about every Shinji in every universe, and loathing them is music to my ears.

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc Рік тому +136

      Shirou: but why do you want to destroy humanity?
      Gilgamesh: I have spent three weeks around Shinji. Constantly.
      Rin:... Maybe he gets a free pass this one time.

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 Рік тому +823

    Dio: "How many breads have you eaten in your life?"
    Not-Greg: "Honestly, I'd keep track but one need not count every grain of rice they consume."

    • @Theferrell
      @Theferrell Рік тому +32

      ah, I see you are a manderville man. good show ole chum!

    • @zhiping6531
      @zhiping6531 Рік тому +5

      Ahh a fellow eorzian, how fare you fellow gentleman

    • @Reilaos
      @Reilaos Рік тому +3

      "Unless you're Vlad, I guess."
      "I'm NOT A VAMPIRE"

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy Місяць тому

      @@Theferrell We all of us are Manderville Men. Yes, that includes those of us that identify as girl. *does the Manderville Mambo*

  • @rafaelcastor2089
    @rafaelcastor2089 Рік тому +1603

    I love how Gilgamesh gives a huge backhanded compliment to Lancelot.

    • @typeouetco1626
      @typeouetco1626 Рік тому +170

      despite context mattering a lot. He was throwing hundreds of weapons at herk from all sides, 16 against lancelot, and only frontally.

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 Рік тому +314

      @@typeouetco1626 Yeah, and adding context Lancelot is "just a guy" instead of a demigod. His madness enhancement is weaker, his master is pretty awful compared to Illya, he didn't have Godhand protecting him from all but the highest tier of weapons... Arguably, just from how much stuff Herc has over him, Lance-boy was putting him to shame during the dogfight even if that is mostly just Eternal Arms Mastery doing it's thing couple with a bit of Protection of the Spirits.
      It is indeed mainly about taunting/insulting Herc, but there is no denying it's pretty much the closest Archer Gil will get to complimenting a mongrel openly stealing his shit.

    • @typeouetco1626
      @typeouetco1626 Рік тому +57

      @@rafaelcastor2089 he also had a total counter to GOB in knight of owner and like... yeah, you're describing everything heracles has over lancelot, AND? If anything you're just showing how much stronger he is, which is exactly the comparison that is being made. and he didn't "put gilgamesh to shame". Gilgamesh was playing around, lancelot wasn't instantly dying, that's all there is to it.

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 Рік тому +90

      @@typeouetco1626 Knight of owner doesn't really counter GOB any more than just having a good melee weapon* NP to use to strike down the weapons. It does leave Zerkerlot with a lot more "ammo" in case his breaks but that is pretty much it. It's the Eternal Arms Mastery and insane stats Lancelot has that really let him keep his ground decently enough.
      Oh, and i was clearly talking about how Lancelot was putting HERACLES to shame with how far he got with so little resources by comparison. Especially considering that Gil wasn't even really trying all that hard against Heracles either

    • @typeouetco1626
      @typeouetco1626 Рік тому +13

      @@rafaelcastor2089 the np with the ability to use any weapon, including your opponent's, something other servants can't do with nps, while keeping that weapon rank doesn't counter GOB? How?
      16 weapons from one side vs hundreds from everywhere. Clearly he was trying just as hard for both.

  • @benmccoy6417
    @benmccoy6417 Рік тому +841

    Gilgamesh stole her heart he's great with ladies

    • @BlazingAzureCrow
      @BlazingAzureCrow  Рік тому +332

      An absolute lady-killer.

    • @benmccoy6417
      @benmccoy6417 Рік тому +127

      @@BlazingAzureCrow they say he's heartless but we clearly see he has one.

    • @fort2558
      @fort2558 Рік тому +82

      He really knows the fastest way to a women's heart

    • @darkknight4615
      @darkknight4615 Рік тому +30

      @@fort2558 straight through

    • @trantuongnguyen6552
      @trantuongnguyen6552 Рік тому

      @@fort2558 what is it, fucking chidori through her chest?

  • @ibeatmysteak5609
    @ibeatmysteak5609 Рік тому +692

    "My class is Gilgamesh" that is so fucking accurate 😭😂

    • @Rigald02
      @Rigald02 Рік тому +47

      that quote is an Extra CCC reference btw. he LITERALLY say that because it's the case in the game XD.

    • @ibeatmysteak5609
      @ibeatmysteak5609 Рік тому +20

      @@Rigald02 oh shit I never played the games but that just goes to show how awesome this abridged series is

  • @dontsubcribedontlike673
    @dontsubcribedontlike673 Рік тому +1834

    "Holy SHIT ! I almost _DIED_ !" lol you really nailed the adrenaline in his voice.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Рік тому +158

      He was so excited.

    • @charlieterry8506
      @charlieterry8506 Рік тому +98

      All these millennia and he's still thinking about it.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 Рік тому +28

      Pretty sure he peed a little.

    • @antoniojsanchez7892
      @antoniojsanchez7892 Рік тому +48

      this is the more genuinely scared/exited I have see him very like he say "human"

    • @Xenmaru00
      @Xenmaru00 Рік тому +28

      @@antoniojsanchez7892 i feel like Zenos Viator Galvus was basically based off of UBW Gil. you kick his ass and he's like "THAT WAS *AWESOME!* DO IT AGAIN!"

  • @PortRhouse
    @PortRhouse Рік тому +1800

    Looks like it’s time for the yearly rewatch of the entire series again before the new episode!

    • @insertword1730
      @insertword1730 Рік тому +22

      fr, time to grind

    • @HaroldGebus
      @HaroldGebus Рік тому +7

      Absolute facts

    • @Essex121514
      @Essex121514 Рік тому +16

      Beat me to it lolol. It's absolutely worth rewatching every year, before watching the new episode. I always enjoy it, every time.

    • @James0nYt
      @James0nYt Рік тому +4

      this is tradition for me

    • @Zel0sV067
      @Zel0sV067 Рік тому +3

      and the tradition continues.

  • @giorgiomauceri410
    @giorgiomauceri410 Рік тому +375

    Best phrases:
    "Oh, I didn't know this homunculi functioned as doorbells"
    "So I just need a lot of weapons? Yeah, that's not gonna be a problem"

    • @timtanner9469
      @timtanner9469 Рік тому +34

      And, "If I pretend to be surprised will you take this seriously?" So much arrogance in that line lol

    • @aliceren4449
      @aliceren4449 Рік тому +25

      also the "HOLY SHIT! I ALMOST *DIED* !" heh... the adrenaline

    • @TehLucario
      @TehLucario 9 днів тому

      Do I get to use the bacon axe?

  • @merxh00z
    @merxh00z Рік тому +884

    Actually blown away by A) how well Red Like Roses fits the fight thematically and B) How well the song matched the action, at times perfectly beat to beat. Actually masterfully done guys.

    • @alicewandermeer998
      @alicewandermeer998 Рік тому +88

      Never expected to encounter RWBY flashbacks in Fate...

    • @aidanmullard8508
      @aidanmullard8508 Рік тому +55

      Gonna be that guy.
      It's red like roses part 2

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 Рік тому +18

      I'm surprised by how well it fits Illya

    • @NotBamOrBing
      @NotBamOrBing 10 місяців тому +9

      For REAL

    • @dtrain8530
      @dtrain8530 9 місяців тому +17

      As a massive RWBY fan when it came on I legit felt chills, its such a good song for this fight

  • @TheThirdSilence
    @TheThirdSilence Рік тому +599

    Ilya may not have been prepared for wolves but for sure not as much as I was NOT prepared for Red Like Roses during that epic fucking fight, oh my god

    • @alexandermackie7621
      @alexandermackie7621 Рік тому +21

      Neither was I, I was half wondering what the heck was going on it's been so long since I listened to that banger.

    • @edwardmillard4398
      @edwardmillard4398 Рік тому +11

      I got to admit it's a real banger 🤩.

    • @Jennifer0198
      @Jennifer0198 Рік тому +7

      i know!!! i was so excited at that scene!!! so cooool

  • @patbracken
    @patbracken Рік тому +974

    Illya - "How many noble phantasms do you have!?"
    Gilgamesh - "Yes."

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 Рік тому +32

      So far,it’s three..

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes Рік тому +45

      @@Lemuel928 At that point he had used 2 main ones: Gate of Babylon and Enkidu. Doubtlessly the other of the "big 3" is Ea.
      That said: he lied. He has 4. He was not counting Sha Naqba Imuru.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 Рік тому +4

      We don’t have Gilgamesh Alter yet.

    • @kawwmoi
      @kawwmoi Рік тому +18

      @@Preaplanes Actually, while he was lying, he really only has 2. Officially Archer Gilgamesh doesn't have Sha Naqba Imuru, only Child Gil and Caster Gil do (or I should say only those two have been shown or stated to have it, he might but it isn't proven). And Enkidu isn't his Noble Phantasm, strictly speaking it's just like all the other ones inside his Gate of Babylon. It seems like it's his because of how easily he can control it, but that's just Enkidu being a bro.

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes Рік тому +20

      @@kawwmoi Child Gil is just Gil who drank the youth potion recently. Gil here *does* have it, and indeed he even alluded to it in this Abridged episode, but between his suppression of it and his disbelief of certain timelines, most times you can consider it being turned off.

  • @Jotunn96
    @Jotunn96 Рік тому +894

    Gilgamesh sounding so excited when Heracles almost kills him says a lot about his character and not in the obvious way you'd expect without knowing about him.

    • @-THE_META
      @-THE_META Рік тому +192

      Stay Night Gilgamesh no matter how rotten and even more full of himself he has become, as the King of Heroes was a hero. The thought of risking his life in battle still throttles his blood a little.

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes Рік тому +50

      Honestly he was being a bit of a drama queen about it. The guy's got B Strength and C Endurance, that's enough to take a hit or four from Berserker without glittering away. Plenty of time to keep pincushioning the cavalry class.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Рік тому +97

      @@Preaplanes not really. Gil knew the second Herc touched him his ass was dead since Herc could quite literally rip him apart before he could retaliate. Gil is tough, but he’s not “walk off having your head crushed like a grape” tough

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes Рік тому +14

      @@PikachuLittle Herc is 25% stronger than Gilgamesh. I don't think that's quite as applicable as you think it is.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Рік тому +69

      @@Preaplanes try over twice as strong. A+ strength with Madness Enhancement bonuses vs squishy C rank endurance without his hax armor. Best case scenario Gil only loses a couple of limbs, most likely case Shinji has to clean up what was left of Gil with a power washer

  • @cannoliwavestudios2817
    @cannoliwavestudios2817 Рік тому +432

    “You went from hero to zero pretty fast” STOP THE REFERENCES ARE GONNA KILL ME 😂

    • @Tumini1026
      @Tumini1026 Рік тому +13

      That took me out XD

    • @fernandoneto3625
      @fernandoneto3625 Рік тому +5

      I not understood the reference!

    • @jordanlyons2609
      @jordanlyons2609 Рік тому +29

      @@fernandoneto3625 Hercules Disney song. Zero to Hero

    • @fernandoneto3625
      @fernandoneto3625 Рік тому +3

      @@jordanlyons2609 oh, thanks.

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 10 місяців тому +1

      @@jordanlyons2609 My favorite Disney song too, which made the reference even better.

  • @Wyrm30
    @Wyrm30 Рік тому +328

    Seeing Illya die, even in an abridged, never gets easier.

    • @BlazingInferno00
      @BlazingInferno00 Рік тому +38

      She needs her own Route that ISNT the Prisma Illya series

    • @erikgt2559
      @erikgt2559 Рік тому +6

      @@BlazingInferno00 wasn’t HF her route?

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial Рік тому +23

      @@erikgt2559 heaven's feel is the Sakura route

    • @erikgt2559
      @erikgt2559 Рік тому +17

      @@blackvial I know, just that even though Sakura is the main heroine in HF, I felt that Illya took that place.
      I'm reading the VN (HF) and Illya has a lot more screen time and wholesome moments with Shirou than Sakura herself lol. I suppose they cut content due to lack of time, but now I understand why Illya was so convinced to sacrifice herself.

    • @spellbrand477
      @spellbrand477 Рік тому +15

      @@erikgt2559 There was supposed to be a route specifically for Illiya, but they scrapped that idea and merged it within Heaven's Feel

  • @th3stainedrose
    @th3stainedrose Рік тому +503

    Come here and pick up your "Time for a full series rewatch" tickets!

    • @sergeantbarrels890
      @sergeantbarrels890 Рік тому +5

      I would unironically watch this series in a theater if I could. I would PAY to watch something this great in a theater.

    • @Future_Vantas
      @Future_Vantas Рік тому +1

      Food and drinks over here! Get some popcorn, beer, and corndogs (please show ID)

    • @theredheadrevolution4156
      @theredheadrevolution4156 Рік тому +2

      I'll take 20

  • @dylanmcnab2980
    @dylanmcnab2980 Рік тому +816

    Gilgamesh owes us a James Wood impression

    • @BlazingAzureCrow
      @BlazingAzureCrow  Рік тому +333

      It's true he does

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 Рік тому +58

      It’s like a prophecy when Gilgamesh says he can do something like that. The prophecy must be answered!

    • @DLDWestwood
      @DLDWestwood Рік тому +22

      The offer going once going twice is close to that

    • @thatguy3000
      @thatguy3000 Рік тому +10

      @@BlazingAzureCrow hopefully he does that against Shirou.

    • @darkmage9252
      @darkmage9252 Рік тому +5

      But wasn't it while Heracles was pounding him into the dirt?

  • @charlemagne4288
    @charlemagne4288 Рік тому +349

    I like how Gilgamesh hyped up his best friend when he brought out Enkidu

  • @RL-aWildDucky
    @RL-aWildDucky Рік тому +359

    Gilgamesh: Enkidu the best tool!
    ME: HE SAID THE THING ABOUT BEST BOY!

  • @nightcorefusion3884
    @nightcorefusion3884 Рік тому +440

    Even the abridged series can't explain how those chains broke.

    • @BlazingAzureCrow
      @BlazingAzureCrow  Рік тому +537

      100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and a 10-km run every day. Drink lots of juice.

    • @thexenosaiyan
      @thexenosaiyan Рік тому +191

      My own Head canon is that Heracles divinity as he transcended to Godhood is tied to his 12 labors. The second the twelve labors were up, so was his own divinity. At that point Enkidu is just God enhanced steel rather than the might that can chain the heavens themselves

    • @gigglemesh121
      @gigglemesh121 Рік тому +239

      @@BlazingAzureCrow It might be that Heracles is known in legends to have broken the adamantium chains which bound Prometheus, therefore he actually has a conceptual advantage compared to your average divinity against god binding chains.

    • @AzhreiVep
      @AzhreiVep Рік тому +101

      @@gigglemesh121 _That_ is an excellent idea that never occurred to me. I've been of Xenosaiyan's mind up there until now, tat he lost his divinity with his labors and was effectively a _really frickin' powerful_ mortal in those last moments. Maybe a bit of both?

    • @seiyajin8151
      @seiyajin8151 Рік тому +78

      Raw Strenght, Herecles broke the chains that bound Prometheus, a deity, and the chains were said to be indestructible, meaning that he kind of naturally counters Enkidu, just like Gigglemesh said.

  • @calebkopp7636
    @calebkopp7636 Рік тому +786

    Gilgamesh: I've realized watching a homunculus die brings up memories I don't want to deal with
    Me remembering Archer Gil hasn't completed his journey yet: oh.... ooooh... yikes.

    • @KalaamNozalys
      @KalaamNozalys Рік тому +11

      Which journey ?

    • @calebkopp7636
      @calebkopp7636 Рік тому +230

      @@KalaamNozalys the one to find a method of immortality. Basically Archer Gil has just lost his best friend, is kinda a dick, and is mid to late quest. Caster Gil is still prideful but more understanding and wise due to the way his quest ended, and is post the end of his quest.

    • @KalaamNozalys
      @KalaamNozalys Рік тому +99

      @@calebkopp7636 oooh right different version of a servant can be at different point of their history

    • @nepspartan-7597
      @nepspartan-7597 Рік тому +1

      @@KalaamNozalys also said best friend is a homunculus made by the same gods he's related to in order to kill him

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 Рік тому +163

      @@KalaamNozalys For additional context, said best friend was sent to him by the gods (no saints themselves) specifically because they wanted him to chill the fuck out and quite being such a dick.
      Like most things with Gilgamesh, it...*half* worked.
      Archer Gilgamesh is basically Gil's edgy teen phase - an edgy teen phase that lasted so long and was so intense it went down in literal legend as the ultimate edgy teen phase and altered the universe's laws, creating the Throne of Heroes.
      It also was not a good combo with the absolute and immense power he possesses, then or now.

  • @ZeroGForce
    @ZeroGForce Рік тому +542

    ...I'm gonna miss Leysritt. She was definitely the best character.
    _Wooooooooooooords._

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 Рік тому +343

    Leysritt is such a treasure. I can't wait to see more of her fun and quirky aaaaaaaand she's gone.

  • @SYSyphysDelta
    @SYSyphysDelta Рік тому +972

    "How many noble phantasms do you have!?"
    "Technically 3, why, who's asking?"
    Gil being an absolute savage knowing good and well that he has *all* of the noble phantasms

    • @qstar1237
      @qstar1237 Рік тому +122

      He was referring to the ones that are unique to him specifically, pretty much making the entire gate only count as one. but even then they got the number wrong. Gil has four that belong to him.

    • @zbubbles4126
      @zbubbles4126 Рік тому +8

      @@qstar1237
      Care to explain which four he has?

    • @qstar1237
      @qstar1237 Рік тому +100

      @@zbubbles4126 Assuming that everything that comes from the gate is one Np, then he has the gate of Babylon, Ea, enkidu, and Sha Naqba Imuru. Those are the only Np unique to Gil. Everything else just comes from the Gates ability and technically belongs to other people.

    • @DmonHiro
      @DmonHiro Рік тому +79

      @@qstar1237 Nope, he only has 3. This is Archer Gil, who has not yet finished his journey. Sha Naqba Imuru belongs to Caster Gil.

    • @qstar1237
      @qstar1237 Рік тому +97

      @@DmonHiro The type moon page says all versions of Gil have it but it doesn't show up on his profile cause he keeps it sealed. he even mentions his clairvoyance in this episode. even kid Gil has it. Caster Gil just has the most emphasis on it because its what qualifies him as a grand servants candidate.

  • @decodelifehacker3446
    @decodelifehacker3446 Рік тому +183

    a couple episodes later:
    Gil: "Archer!?"
    EMIYA: "I didn't glitter away bitch!"

  • @28doodler
    @28doodler Рік тому +228

    "I just realized watching a homunculus die dregs up memories I would rather *not* deal with."
    Second Enkidu reference of the day, lets hear it for our favorite clay!

  • @Metallicafreak182
    @Metallicafreak182 Рік тому +246

    Tiny murder machine "HOW MANY NOBLE PHANTASMS DO YOU EVEN HAVE!?"
    Gilgamesh "yes"

  • @flannerysnotebook
    @flannerysnotebook Рік тому +320

    "I swear to god, if that bitch attacked already and Archer's CARPET BOMBING someone WITHOUT ME, I'm going to ACTUALLY stab him in the eye."
    Well, you're not wrong Rin. Archer IS carpet bombing someone without you... Maybe you should have been a little more specific?

    • @rjfrost7090
      @rjfrost7090 Рік тому +39

      Whose Archer? Clearly it is the Gilgamesh Class Servant that's carpet bombing the Einzbern Castle.

    • @wnjqdjwadwdaw9636
      @wnjqdjwadwdaw9636 Рік тому +6

      i thought he was actually satan?

    • @flannerysnotebook
      @flannerysnotebook Рік тому +15

      @@wnjqdjwadwdaw9636 Archer is his class container. Actually Satan is his true identity.

    • @wnjqdjwadwdaw9636
      @wnjqdjwadwdaw9636 Рік тому +5

      @@flannerysnotebook but actually satan is saber!

    • @flannerysnotebook
      @flannerysnotebook Рік тому

      @@wnjqdjwadwdaw9636 "I get enough of this from Rin!"

  • @christianvongremp9296
    @christianvongremp9296 Рік тому +54

    Love that Gilgamesh actually did a James Woods impression with his "going once, going twice".

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 Рік тому +5

      I hadn't even realized that, these things have so much rewatch valuuuuue

  • @caedavch.9883
    @caedavch.9883 Рік тому +137

    The bit of Grail Irisviel complaining about Kiritsugu's enjoyment of oatmeal raisin cookies is EXTREMELY funny.

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX Рік тому +17

      That bit was genius on Angry Mango's part. It'd convince me.

    • @dDoodle788
      @dDoodle788 Місяць тому

      It's also very in line with his characterization in hollow ataraxia, given how childish he is.

  • @mosesofegypt5544
    @mosesofegypt5544 Рік тому +256

    “Do you ever run out of Noble Phantasms?!”
    “Nope! It’s kinda my thing!”
    I see the foreshadowing and I am all for it.

    • @BekindBekbek
      @BekindBekbek Рік тому +37

      "hippity-hoppity, your thing is my property" - a certain redhead faker, probably.

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc Рік тому +16

      @@BekindBekbek he one-hundred -percent-maximum has all of that.

    • @trantuongnguyen6552
      @trantuongnguyen6552 Рік тому

      @@BekindBekbek a dick?

    • @myhoang2194
      @myhoang2194 Рік тому +7

      @@BekindBekbek I WANT THAT

  • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
    @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez Рік тому +289

    **Red Like Roses Part 2 plays after Illya's flashback**
    Me knowing what the song is about: You cheeky bastards.

    • @Nony_Amous101
      @Nony_Amous101 Рік тому +17

      Oh... Ohhhhhh.... okay. I got goosebumps but didn't understand the song choice at first.
      The cheeky bastards.

    • @JV-iv9ml
      @JV-iv9ml Рік тому +1

      I'm new. What's the gist?

    • @vbrimme
      @vbrimme Рік тому +78

      @@JV-iv9ml It's a song from RWBY. It's a call-and-response between the main character and her deceased mother, talking about the hardship the main character faced as a result of her mother's early death. There's some elements of the daughter blaming her mother for abandoning her, and the mother apologizing for not being there for her child, which sort of parallels Illya's relationship with Kiritsugu.
      Also, it's a straight banger.

    • @Nony_Amous101
      @Nony_Amous101 Рік тому +13

      @@vbrimme See the problem is that while I was hyped, I associated the song with the fight of Hercules and Gilgamesh, and failed to realize that it was played for *Ilya* and not them. So it took me a hot minute to get it.

    • @BraveryBeyond
      @BraveryBeyond Рік тому +15

      @@Nony_Amous101 Yes and no? It could also be seen as a song for Berserker. He's the parent that failed his children and harbours guilt for that. While the song is certainly a catharsis for Ruby, it reflects the pain felt by her mother in ultimately failing her child, which is how Berserker is positioned. Ilya reflecting the grief of Ruby and Berserker reflecting the grief of Ruby's mother is pretty spot on. The best piece is that the relationship between Ilya and Berserker is a redemption of the trauma they've experience, and so while the relationship isn't a direct one like Ruby and her mother, its overall theme of trying to resolve family trauma is spot on to the relationship Ilya and Berserker have.

  • @kokirihest
    @kokirihest Рік тому +115

    I love how Gilgamesh's class literally being Gilgamesh got brought up

  • @blazereaper7890
    @blazereaper7890 Рік тому +87

    "If i pretend to be surprised will you take this seriously" HOT DAMN the Gilgamesh lines and voice acting is good

  • @nail1247
    @nail1247 Рік тому +286

    I cannot wait for Shirou Vs Gilgamesh purely to see how Gilgamesh is portraid in it.

    • @wrought-ironheroEMIYA
      @wrought-ironheroEMIYA Рік тому +8

      I feel like I'm gonna enjoy more than I did in the novel and anime

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 Рік тому +32

      I can already heaqr the music for Shirou vs Archer:
      STANDING HERE! I REALIZE!

    • @SoulOfWynter
      @SoulOfWynter Рік тому +3

      @@wolfox7776 _PFFFT-_

    • @traehignight3642
      @traehignight3642 Рік тому +3

      @@wolfox7776 You were just like me, trying to make history

    • @Damian-ov6sz
      @Damian-ov6sz Рік тому

      @@traehignight3642 But who's to judge, the right from wrong

  • @adnanhammaoui6814
    @adnanhammaoui6814 Рік тому +244

    I love how abridged Gilgamesh is more of an a**hole than the original one 😂

    • @estebanplourde681
      @estebanplourde681 Рік тому +61

      I didn't notice any difference

    • @Hitsters_Saenas
      @Hitsters_Saenas Рік тому +34

      @@estebanplourde681 To be fair ... Yeah me neither

    • @spinylightgaming
      @spinylightgaming Рік тому +55

      The difference would be best summed by saying ubw gil is more serious a**hole and abridge gil was more funny a**hole.

    • @DredgenStorm
      @DredgenStorm Рік тому +21

      Hate to break it to you, but this was DEFAULT Gilgamesh. I didn't notice any difference. And that's a FANTASTIC thing

    • @adnanhammaoui6814
      @adnanhammaoui6814 Рік тому +16

      ​@@DredgenStorm I disagree, original Gilgamesh is just arrogant, while this one is also arrogant but in a a**holish kind of way. Also do you really believe default Gilgamesh would say this 17:08

  • @eriveragt
    @eriveragt Рік тому +91

    Gilgamesh is probably the greatest character in this entire series.

  • @TheJellu95
    @TheJellu95 Рік тому +41

    "But I saw a thing made out of deceit and emptiness outside! If that's not daddy, I don't know what is."
    Come on Project Mouthwash, don't be like that. Tell us how you really feel about Shirou and Kiritsugu's dream!
    Hands down the best line in the episode.

  • @gabe8007
    @gabe8007 Рік тому +513

    Well, I'll be damned. You guys once again not only showed me a banger of a song but made me crack the biggest smile just seeing Gilgamesh being smug for 12 minutes straight.
    Its hilarious how most characters in this series are just themselves but their personalities are cracked up to 11 and they are free to act like goofballs here and there. This is how abridged series are supposed to be for the most part. Small changes and tweaks in their overall character, but most of the jokes comes from exaggeration of their base personalities.
    Amazing editing, incredible voice acting, perfectly fitted music and equally good jokes. As always, never stopping with impressing us!
    Now, here is the great quotes from this episode catalogue (Definitely not complete but enjoy the free copypastas):
    "Nah! They just blow people up. Good old Einzberns!" - The surprisingly accurate cannon description of the Einzbern.
    "Big axe engage?" - Homunculus of culture.
    "I see you brought your own bat, Berserker. In that case... batter up." - Baseball Gilgamesh confirmed for the next JP event, rejoice.
    "Unbreakable shield, meet unstoppable spear! Also unstoppable sword, unstoppable bow, unstoppable... *chuckles* well, just about everything." - King of 'smug mood'.
    "NO, GOD! WHY!? NO! …NO!!!" - The most normal quote of Rin Tohsaka.
    "Now I'm going to show you... Why they call me tiny murder machine!" - Kiritsugu's little marble.
    "He's got like a million---billion weapons! I 100% maximum want that!" - Walking copyright infringement.
    "And what was your divinity, big guy? I'm going to guess A… B at the lowest. And now by my arithmetic that makes you… royally fucked!" - King of Uruk.
    "No matter how many times people threaten that, it never stops being hilarious. Alright, bet, let's do this!" - Fate fandom incarnated.
    "Shinji, what's wrong with you?" - Heavens feel in a nutshell.
    "Oh, and you are free to shoot Shinji if you wish to." - Fate fandom incarnated. Archetype: Maximum~

    • @artisticcannibalism1350
      @artisticcannibalism1350 Рік тому +18

      The song is called Red like Roses Part 2

    • @josephwilliams9030
      @josephwilliams9030 Рік тому +12

      Okay but "walking copyright infringement" blind sided me. Thats funny as hell.

    • @TheTheKraven
      @TheTheKraven Рік тому +1

      @@josephwilliams9030 that shit got me xD

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 Рік тому +3

      'Kiritsugu's little marble,' oof, right in the corrupted grail core.

  • @hmmmooops
    @hmmmooops Рік тому +105

    Gil reducing himself to making a Shinji impression made me feel genuine indignation ngl

  • @CodeVagrantVods
    @CodeVagrantVods Рік тому +36

    Gil: The best tool, THATS RIGHT THE *BEST* TOOL…
    Awwww, he misses Enki…

  • @zacharywilson8888
    @zacharywilson8888 Рік тому +52

    Enmiya: "Well now what do we do?!" If D&D has taught me anything, you now loot the magic family's castle for ANYTHING useful.

  • @zalekenney6754
    @zalekenney6754 Рік тому +367

    They had no business making Illyasviel, Sella and Leysritt so endearing knowing what happens to them. Is that your big plan here? Make me feel feeling so you can cut me down a peg? That cuts deep, but I respect that.

    • @TheCheeseman1983
      @TheCheeseman1983 Рік тому +79

      I mean, isn’t that F/SN in a nutshell?
      “Nice character you got there. Be a shame if something bad were to happen to them…”

    • @Cynicz13
      @Cynicz13 Рік тому +57

      That's what carnival phantasm is for...healing.

    • @TheCheeseman1983
      @TheCheeseman1983 Рік тому +23

      @@Cynicz13 Emiya Gohan is also great for the warm fuzzies!

    • @ddejong31415
      @ddejong31415 Рік тому +19

      @@TheCheeseman1983 I am adopting that version of Illya, and giving her all of the ponies.

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 Рік тому +14

      Fate/Hollow Ataraxia also has everyone survive. Even Bazette, who Kotomine killed/usurped during or before episode 0.

  • @Sam-pb8hu
    @Sam-pb8hu Рік тому +301

    Amazing.
    Oh yeah I just realized that Lancelot actually did give Gilgamesh a lot more trouble then Heracles. Though in fairness Knight of Owner and Eternal Arms Mastery are an excellent counter to the Gate of Babylon and Berserker is the big guys worst class.
    Also Enkidu was kind of like a Homunculus so seeing Illiya dead would bring up some bad memories for Gilgamesh nice touch.

    • @erikgt2559
      @erikgt2559 Рік тому +58

      Well, Heracles was trying to protect Illya rather than fight Gil, the King of Heroes said it himself: "If you had left the girl behind, maybe you would’ve had a chance against me"

    • @samukajabateh1640
      @samukajabateh1640 Рік тому +45

      The thing with lancelot is that in their first fight in the novel, we are told gilgamesh was planning to throw 32 weapons at a time instead of 16. In doing so, there was no way for lancelot to resist but tokiomi made gil back off

    • @1999bazz
      @1999bazz Рік тому +21

      @@samukajabateh1640 Yep, & Lancelot's np isn't exactly a counter either with that context behind it.

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX Рік тому +11

      @@1999bazz It's certainly a counter to _which_ weapons he throws at him, though. The stronger the Noble Phantasm you shoot at Lancelot, the stronger you risk making him if he gets his hands on it.

    • @1999bazz
      @1999bazz Рік тому +6

      @@BloodrealmX It's less about the strength & more about the number of weapons he can defend from.
      But I do get your point. If Gil only ever fired one weapon at a time in his fights (which is rare).

  • @mordredpendragon1235
    @mordredpendragon1235 Рік тому +78

    Gilgamesh: HOLY SH$T! I ALMOST DIED
    I love how he's happy about that

  • @brandoncady7043
    @brandoncady7043 Рік тому +35

    "There's Angra Mainyu tiny murder machine." Lol, well damn.

  • @x-omnistar-x9602
    @x-omnistar-x9602 Рік тому +104

    Abridged Gilgamesh is even more Gilgamesh than OG Gilgamesh.

    • @nencrows_4580
      @nencrows_4580 Рік тому +11

      True he's so close to being the same but he comes off with even more ego than in the original.

    • @bladedoodle
      @bladedoodle Рік тому +3

      @@nencrows_4580 exactly. More Gilgamesh Ego.

  • @mapotoffu7371
    @mapotoffu7371 Рік тому +132

    Can't wait to see "Actually Satan" summons his hell

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 Рік тому +21

      Shirou: I 1000% maximum want that....
      Rin: Stop copying my joke!

    • @mapotoffu7371
      @mapotoffu7371 Рік тому +9

      @@anonnimoose7987
      Someone breaths
      Shirou: I WANT THAT!!!!

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 Рік тому +9

      Shirou now copying breathing-

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Рік тому +4

      @@anonnimoose7987 Shirou is now a Demon Slayer

    • @lanceocana9059
      @lanceocana9059 Рік тому +3

      cant wait to see that part with my grandkids

  • @oneswimmingboy
    @oneswimmingboy Рік тому +47

    I cannot wait for the eventual end of "I want that" and the birth of "I'll take that!"

  • @WendingWyrd
    @WendingWyrd 6 місяців тому +5

    That “Holy shit! I almost died!” was flawless. Exactly the right mix of shock, fear, elation, and admiration. I totally believed he was feeling that incredible rush that follows that moment.

  • @AschaVovina
    @AschaVovina Рік тому +104

    8:34 Wow. Aŋra Mainiiu seems just a liiiiiiittle salty over Kiritsugu telling him to go to... whatever the Zoroastrian afterlife is called. Saying such terrible things about him...

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Рік тому +45

      So "telling Angra Mainyu to jump off Cinvatô Peretûm into the Druj-Demana"?

    • @AschaVovina
      @AschaVovina Рік тому +18

      @@dynamicworlds1 Yes. Exactly this.

    • @blackchase6732
      @blackchase6732 Рік тому +4

      angra isnt going anywhere unfortunetlly only the throne after someone kindlly yeets him out of the grail

  • @francescolombardi3438
    @francescolombardi3438 Рік тому +177

    Who put the "God" in "Demigod"?
    (HE-RA-CLES!)
    Whose raw might shall beat the odds?
    (HE-RA-CLES!)
    Is he strong? (No one stronger)
    Is he great? THE BEST BERSERKER!

    • @patchwork5532
      @patchwork5532 Рік тому +18

      Truly, the best knife holder.

    • @eternalsummer8409
      @eternalsummer8409 Рік тому +12

      Gil would disagree on principle

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 Рік тому

      Nobody likes that song. But, yes he is the best Berserker.

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 Рік тому +2

      I'm partial to Beowulf myself, but yeah, Hercules is great

    • @NeonProdigy
      @NeonProdigy Рік тому +1

      We get it, Illya and Jason, you're his biggest fans

  • @agitodragoon3736
    @agitodragoon3736 Рік тому +40

    “Gilgamesh-“
    “Gilgamesh please don’t let them shoot me to death”
    Best exchange right there

  • @orokuro9600
    @orokuro9600 Рік тому +135

    "He adopted a son"
    "He's never once come to find you (as far as you know")
    Okay that's definitely fai-
    "He's one of those people who likes oatmeal cookies with raisins on them. Like, looks for them specifically."
    DAYUM IRISVIEL THA'TS TOO CRUEL
    Bravo guys. I look forward to the next episode.

  • @thexenosaiyan
    @thexenosaiyan Рік тому +74

    "HOLY SHIT I NEARLY DIED!" Jeez, from my run count, that'd be like the 4th time in this timeline along Gil. Descending to the underworld, then descending again after the snake ate your herb, and then the actual time, and now here.
    Shirou's gonna make sure you get to at least experience that close run with death a 5th time, while Archer finishes up the job though

  • @miroslavradev9006
    @miroslavradev9006 Рік тому +69

    I did not expect red like roses to start playing.

  • @pinder262
    @pinder262 Рік тому +252

    Gilgamesh: "are you really a berserker? Compared to the last one youre not as much of a problem!"
    Cuts to Fate Cero abridged:
    Gilgamesh: "GET EM BOYS!" *gates of babylon go brr*
    Lancelot: *Wails of angry badassery, whilst grabbing a phantasm to use against gilgamesh*

    • @macewindu3492
      @macewindu3492 Рік тому +52

      "I see, everything he grabs becomes metal as fuck"

    • @NotBamOrBing
      @NotBamOrBing 10 місяців тому +21

      you're almost a weapon magnet*
      Because Lancelot didn't get hit with weapons because he deflected or turned them all back (or dodged? i don't recall), whereas Heracles didn't

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 10 місяців тому +26

      @@NotBamOrBing Zerkerlot was a total gunslinger - grabbing weapons out of the air to deflect _other_ weapons - Heracles unfortunately was not. At least, not with Illya around to keep him from dodging.

    • @FoulestNight
      @FoulestNight 10 місяців тому +4

      Zerlerlot would've died if Gilgamesh expanded GoB further

    • @emperorthylord
      @emperorthylord 9 місяців тому +3

      @@macewindu3492 'Sir lancelot!'

  • @omayracruz3945
    @omayracruz3945 Рік тому +47

    Gil's voice actor deserves an award for that shinji impression. That part killed me 😂

  • @E2ouard
    @E2ouard Рік тому +48

    Shirou : ''I'm gonna cut you in half''
    Well, that's some foreshadowing

  • @crackers5422
    @crackers5422 Рік тому +369

    I was literally JUST WONDERING when this would be comming out! Let's gooo

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer Рік тому +3

      They released a teaser last month that they would be releasing it by the 24th so...

    • @athrunzala6919
      @athrunzala6919 Рік тому +1

      I was thinking about it a few weeks ago, didn't see any previews

  • @LegendPurpleDragon152
    @LegendPurpleDragon152 Рік тому +77

    16:33 Really love this touch. Bothered me that Gilgamesh never drew any parallels between what he was doing here with what happened with Enkidu in his myth. Killing Illya the way he did should have made him uncomfortable in the main series.

    • @1999bazz
      @1999bazz Рік тому +22

      It would've bothered him more but the ubw route was written when he was just used as a villain. The ubw anime tried to improve his characterization by alluding to his legend but, those details aren't that noticeable on first viewing.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 Рік тому

      Kid Gilgamesh,decided to change his mind as a Good Hero now.

    • @nothingnerdyNtertainment
      @nothingnerdyNtertainment Рік тому +6

      Can we stop acting like Illya isn't a monster? 👀

    • @LegendPurpleDragon152
      @LegendPurpleDragon152 Рік тому +8

      @@nothingnerdyNtertainment Nobody was talking about whether Illya was a monster or not

  • @FiercesomestDragon
    @FiercesomestDragon Рік тому +22

    Tiny whisper of "Do I get to use the big axe?" followed by equally tiny "Yassssssssssss" Oh. Oh the delivery. Oh I laughed through almost the entire opening sequence.

  • @delphynenull2136
    @delphynenull2136 Рік тому +66

    Leysritt is precious.
    Also it makes me extremely happy how happy Gilgamesh sounded at his almost-death, probably the biggest thrill he’s had since my beloved clay left this world.

  • @TheHappyQuadriplegic
    @TheHappyQuadriplegic Рік тому +66

    Shinji, he just wants to be a Espada, he wants to be….cool!!!
    “Stop counting them, they’ll seize to be countless if counted”

  • @joshuabradford8206
    @joshuabradford8206 Рік тому +24

    I like how Gilgamesh is really not different than in the original show it goes to show how perfect of a character he already was so cynical and egotistical. They just cranked that up to 11 and there's no difference he just wears it on his sleeve way more.

  • @mordredpendragon1235
    @mordredpendragon1235 Рік тому +35

    Gilgamesh: So I just need a lot of weapons. I don't think that's gonna be problem
    EMIYA: F$CK YOU

  • @karma4859
    @karma4859 Рік тому +123

    “Big axe engage?”
    “Leysritt that’s a halberd. But, yes, big axe engage.”
    “Just stop screaming, and die.”
    “Big axe mode engage?”
    “No Leysritt, big wait mode.”
    Really, is there a more lovable duo?

    • @dogbogxrekt
      @dogbogxrekt Рік тому +7

      I collapsed at "big wait mode" holy hell

    • @TheTheKraven
      @TheTheKraven Рік тому +6

      *was* there a more loveable duo

    • @karma4859
      @karma4859 Рік тому +1

      @@TheTheKraven oh god, lol

  • @James0nYt
    @James0nYt Рік тому +169

    the longer it takes for these episodes to come out the more i feel this series is going to be legendary like dbz abridged
    edit: I just finished the premiere and this was AMAZING like always

    • @essidus
      @essidus Рік тому +9

      Yeah, F/SNA is going to be remembered as one of the greatest Abridged series of all time, up there with HSUA and SAOA

    • @essidus
      @essidus Рік тому

      @@kmw649 Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. I just wanted to keep up the four letter names T_T

    • @jarljohan5502
      @jarljohan5502 Рік тому

      love the profil pic

  • @KippyoftheMud
    @KippyoftheMud Рік тому +45

    "the best tool when you have a troublesome divine servant on your hand"
    Scathach just sneezed

    • @Rigald02
      @Rigald02 Рік тому +14

      she's not summonable in a normal holy grail war. FGO and Extella use different systems, and she techically count as "dead" in FGO because of Goetia.
      So it's actually accurate XD.
      Also, Scathach's gae bolg is not the best tool against divine servant. SHE is XD.

    • @KippyoftheMud
      @KippyoftheMud Рік тому +1

      @@Rigald02 Yeah just simping XD

  • @osiris8680
    @osiris8680 Рік тому +50

    For fucks sake Gilgamesh’s mocking is god tier

  • @alexmueller719
    @alexmueller719 Рік тому +90

    Back when episode 5 came out I said I hoped they would abridge Heaven's Feel so Rider and Sakura could get more screen time.
    I need to extend that to Ilya and Gilgamesh now.
    Ilya because she deserves better.
    And despite now much I loved what a monster Gilgamesh was in this episode, that just means he deserves a fate much worse than what this route has to offer him.

    • @spinylightgaming
      @spinylightgaming Рік тому +8

      Heavens feel gil was more of a fear approach. You know hes this powerful but dies in snap sent shivers down my spine like wtf is sakura?
      What gil does to the masters and servants are less consequential bc they are part of the holy grail war. His death was good enough in ubw.

  • @thanatos6450
    @thanatos6450 Рік тому +73

    I genuinely enjoyed this over the actual episode and most other fate things I've seen. I've seen Gil vs berserker hundreds of times but adding red like roses part 2 and new dialogue was so hype.

    • @TherapyDerg
      @TherapyDerg Рік тому +6

      I swear Red like roses pt 2 fits in just about ANY good fight scene well

    • @frankburnstein1195
      @frankburnstein1195 Рік тому

      I really wasn't big on the fight in the anime, but this was better

  • @_Church_
    @_Church_ Рік тому +81

    I couldn't tell if Gilgamesh was actually scared or excited that he almost died! I love that it sounded like both! Can't wait for the Archer/Shiro fight, I was pleasantly surprised with this fight, and the music choice. Since this fight is somewhat tragic. You guys did a stellar job, as usual, of making it intense, funny, serious and awesome!

  • @tunirmitra2056
    @tunirmitra2056 Рік тому +128

    Imagin the dialog,
    Archer: "That's hell you're walking into"
    shiro:"I know, and I want that."
    Blast Aimer

    • @ZAH33D
      @ZAH33D Рік тому +7

      Blast Emiya

  • @alexanderasher8037
    @alexanderasher8037 Рік тому +57

    ENKIDU IS THE BEST TOOL!!!
    Also loved Gilgamesh in this episode. Refusing to let Shinji trash talk berserker' feeling that little bit of sadness while watching a Hamunculus die' "permitting" Shirou to speak in anger' and of course the references to Zero.
    Other than Gilgamesh putting so much emphasis in how Angra Mainyu corrupted Illya' stating the way Illya's need for a father was a perfect match for Betserker's need to make penance for killing his family' and ACTUALLY GIVING BERSERKER SPEAKING LINES! Seriously you guys are so brilliant and I can't even describe everything I loved about this episode in a single comment. Everything. I loved everything
    Honestly this is the best episode of UBWA so far. Seriously loved every single second of it. Thank you for making this amazing series and especially this episode.

    • @KalaamNozalys
      @KalaamNozalys Рік тому

      I don't remember the angra mainyu stuff in the show, was it taken from the heaven's feel movies or something ?

    • @alexanderasher8037
      @alexanderasher8037 Рік тому

      @@KalaamNozalys I think so. But it's been a whilevs7nce I've watched the HF movies.

    • @KalaamNozalys
      @KalaamNozalys Рік тому

      @@alexanderasher8037 I have yet to see them. I'm hyped

    • @alexanderasher8037
      @alexanderasher8037 Рік тому

      @@KalaamNozalys WATCH THEM!
      Theyre all amazing. Seriously some of the best anome content I've ever watched.

    • @KalaamNozalys
      @KalaamNozalys Рік тому +1

      @@alexanderasher8037 I want to but I don't know where!

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 Рік тому +92

    Illya is my favorite character of all time. Tiny murder machine is gonna get Gilgameshed. I’ve seen this 9 times now. Still so funny

  • @aaravgaur7
    @aaravgaur7 Рік тому +28

    Don't think I didn't notice Rin calling it Holy Grail War, looks like she's finally starting to take it seriously.😁

  • @aalleexx916
    @aalleexx916 Рік тому +23

    some of the best gil lines:
    14:13 : if I pretend to be surprised will you take this seriously?
    14:18 : oh no I'm so off my gaurd
    14:27 : how many noble phantrasms do you have? technically three, why who's asking?
    14:41 : the best tool, that's right he said the best tool
    15:00 : and by my arithmetic that makes you...... royally fucked
    15:11 : oh you know what else isn't going to work? his heart
    15:47 : correction, you don't see anything
    16:01 : I guess you really cant see the point now, well here it isoh clumsy me, the point I mean
    16:35 : watching a homunculus die brings up memories id rather not deal with (enkidu reference)
    17:08 : HOLY SHIT, I ALMOST DIED
    17:27 : kill those mongrels who think i didn't notice them
    17:56 : tell me shinji in which universe do you live in which it is permissible for you to speak in my pressence
    not a gil line but mad me spit my water out : 19:14 : shinji whats wrong with you? not enough hours ina day to answer that question
    19:53 : Gilgamesh please don't let them shoot me to deaaath
    20:11 : i want to emphasize how dare you but agreeing with shinji leaves a taste of vomit in my mouth
    20:30 : seriously, offer to kill shinji, going once,

  • @M.W.2
    @M.W.2 Рік тому +33

    I love the fact that you connected the tiny murder machine from the earliest episodes to this and that I actually remembered it

  • @openinginawe5518
    @openinginawe5518 Рік тому +33

    I knew what happened when red roses stopped playing.
    And IT WAS STILL EPIC

  • @itz_abb6
    @itz_abb6 Рік тому +27

    Red like Roses II was the highlight of the episode for me.
    It fit so well and my little RWBY heart died.

  • @mirzapramudya1580
    @mirzapramudya1580 Рік тому +43

    It's become a tradition for me to rewatch the entire UBW:A everytime a new episode comes out lol