Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep8: Caster Away

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  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  3 роки тому +1629

    For those wondering about the Canadian subtitles, those were never made by us. We did go through and clean them up frequently (removing references to other parodies when we caught them, for example, as well as taking out stolen jokes from other creators) but those were always fan contributed. As fans no longer have the tools on UA-cam to freely contribute subtitles in a collaborative manner, I'm afraid they'll no longer be available on future videos.

    • @gabbagooba298
      @gabbagooba298 3 роки тому +3

      first reply

    • @LordAlania
      @LordAlania 3 роки тому +154

      NOOOOOOOooooo!!!!

    • @Carlos_Not_A_NPC
      @Carlos_Not_A_NPC 3 роки тому +57

      In the meantime I was waiting for Spanish subtitles that were probably translated from the Canadian version...

    • @wurmsrus2
      @wurmsrus2 3 роки тому +43

      Will there be normal subtitles besides the autogenerated ones?

    • @stairway_to_kevin
      @stairway_to_kevin 3 роки тому +69

      hasnt 2020-2021 taken enough from us?! rofl.

  • @water_color
    @water_color 3 роки тому +4439

    “I trust Shirou Emiya because I know he’d never betray me!”
    Archer literally right in front of Rin: *cough*

    • @Narutokun11
      @Narutokun11 3 роки тому +321

      That's actually so hilariously stealth. I didn't think of it until you just pointed it out.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 роки тому +118

      I mean in the end he did help them so she was half right

    • @Narutokun11
      @Narutokun11 3 роки тому +133

      I mean, he didn't specifically intend to help them, it was kinda just that by the end, since Shiro had learned about Archers past and that didn't break him, Archer kinda just shrugged and was like "I guess that's good enough cognitive development. Peace out." At least, that's how it seemed from what I remembered of UBW.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 роки тому +48

      @@Narutokun11 i mostly meant when he saved Shiro by killing gilgamesh and then went off to see Rin

    • @technodry3216
      @technodry3216 3 роки тому +22

      @@Narutokun11 nah it was more like “ well shit that didn’t work ok your free to go”

  • @WhiteRoomMasterpiece
    @WhiteRoomMasterpiece 3 роки тому +5174

    "I was born at a very young age, and soon after, grew with age."
    Yep, this is now an official Fate series.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 роки тому +445

      People die when they are killed!

    • @benedictgarcia2206
      @benedictgarcia2206 3 роки тому +404

      Since ancient times, *Dragon Slayers* are the only ones who can slay dragons

    • @spencergreen9415
      @spencergreen9415 3 роки тому +297

      Why did Berserker go berserk?

    • @Mismatch-
      @Mismatch- 3 роки тому +281

      The archer class really is made up of archers.

    • @ajg4158
      @ajg4158 3 роки тому +241

      Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right!

  • @gilles4prezudent650
    @gilles4prezudent650 3 роки тому +2618

    In theory, with Avenger Ishtar being a thing, you could actually see Rin's ass from space.

    • @Wolfkey13
      @Wolfkey13 3 роки тому +260

      This right here is the best comment.

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard 3 роки тому +186

      no thats is lore.

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 3 роки тому +108

      It'd even be a whole galaxy.

    • @toxicsamantha2135
      @toxicsamantha2135 3 роки тому +116

      No wonder I love looking at the night sky.

    • @marcosantoro7465
      @marcosantoro7465 3 роки тому +72

      Litteral goddes of fertility in another time

  • @samreid6010
    @samreid6010 Рік тому +1375

    I love how Rin shouting “I trust Shiro Emiya” was supposed to make Archer trust her more and finally admit his true identity and it actually had the opposite effect

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 Рік тому +318

      “I think Shirou Emiya is a good person, and I trust him”- Rin
      “I think you’re a good person who tried to do something good”- Shirou
      Archer being subtly triggered.

    • @nightshadoew436
      @nightshadoew436 8 місяців тому +54

      Archer in his mind:Rin, I see what you are trying to do but I think you are REAAALLLYY underestimating how much I truly HAAATTTEEEE myself. Also it is cute you think I am worthy of your trust, I apriciate it but you are wrong

    • @RogerLinkin
      @RogerLinkin 3 місяці тому +3

      Holy... I was watching until the very end of the video past the special thanks and discovered a surprise last 2 seconds of the video! lol I was NOT expecting "THINK SHIROU"!

  • @jesuscarrillo976
    @jesuscarrillo976 3 роки тому +3393

    I like that archer is trying to find the backstory of characters that he wasn't able to get in his first playthrough.

    • @Arin_Schiller00
      @Arin_Schiller00 3 роки тому +478

      Archer really being on his second play through like that though

    • @arch_2076
      @arch_2076 3 роки тому +279

      He shouldn’t have tried to speed run the game

    • @williamcrouch5333
      @williamcrouch5333 3 роки тому +125

      NG+

    • @blackwingmaster9570
      @blackwingmaster9570 3 роки тому +113

      I love how you said playthrough. NG+ this shit

    • @jvgaming7348
      @jvgaming7348 3 роки тому +75

      Archer is in his New Game Plus doing the extra side quests

  • @drilltotheheavens1695
    @drilltotheheavens1695 3 роки тому +3379

    Shirou talking about Rin’s butt for a solid 2 minutes was way sweeter than I thought it would be.

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 роки тому +330

      Wdym!? He's Shirou-fucking-wannabe-hero-Emiya. Of course whatever the topic is will be sweeter then expected!

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 роки тому +243

      ... including Rin's lesser grail

    • @jaieregilmore971
      @jaieregilmore971 3 роки тому +140

      Imagine what would he said to Sakura.

    • @diamondking6432
      @diamondking6432 3 роки тому +28

      @@Zen-zt4uk sorry when did Renji get here

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 роки тому +18

      But they’re the same.

  • @totozhu4543
    @totozhu4543 3 роки тому +740

    "the evening bell tolls, young lady"
    King Hassan: *sneezes*

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 3 роки тому +82

      Would've been funny if the guy showed up because someone stole his line

    • @e.v4892
      @e.v4892 3 роки тому +80

      @@matthewbrune5490 he was there with presence concealment

    • @DanielFernandes-nn8fn
      @DanielFernandes-nn8fn 3 роки тому +41

      @@e.v4892 Kirei is actually King Hassan in disguise

    • @Avatar-bv2in
      @Avatar-bv2in 3 роки тому +31

      @@DanielFernandes-nn8fn that’s so true
      Both were trained in the arts of assassination/combat
      Both are very devoted in their religion
      Both gained their power from their respective religion (God gave Kirei’s magic circuits and Azrael’s power was used for Grandpa’s NP)
      Most importantly both have the same VA !!!

    • @okita_souji_alter
      @okita_souji_alter 3 роки тому +2

      Right lmao😂😂😂

  • @Username-qu1jt
    @Username-qu1jt 3 роки тому +1161

    "You wanna get your smooch on with the pointy eared foreign exchange student"
    You didn't have to do him like that, Archer

  • @AFriendlyGhost13
    @AFriendlyGhost13 3 роки тому +858

    "I have altered the deal, Pray I don't alter it any further."
    Instantly thought of that when archer said he altered the deal and was dying laughing.

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 3 роки тому +68

      My headcanon is he is now darth emiya

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 роки тому +33

      Emiya Alter,ladies and gentlemen.

    • @CyborgAkuma20022
      @CyborgAkuma20022 3 роки тому +16

      It appears we've reached a bargain. 😉

    • @iamthenight13
      @iamthenight13 3 роки тому +7

      My thoughts exactly man the same thing popped in my head when he said that.

    • @whatwhat98
      @whatwhat98 3 роки тому +9

      @@matthewmac5787 there is only one Darth in the fate series, and that is darth baeber. (Mysterious heroine x alter, berserker class)

  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 3 роки тому +2000

    They play it off as a joke, but Taiga *was* deemed as a worthy vessel by a divine spirit.
    Those Assassin's probably weren't far off.

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 3 роки тому +448

      Then there's the jokes about Taiga's simple acts of kindness on the night she met Waver (in the Fate/Zero audio drama "The Outsider's Performance") saving the world by causing a weird ripple effect.
      Then there's a Dengeki Hime interview claiming that Taiga's massive store of luck could allow her to survive an attack from someone as experienced or as tough as Kuzuki, so...

    • @r.k845
      @r.k845 3 роки тому +415

      She in canon has EX rank luck.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 роки тому +157

      @@MrCat-zz5eo which is weird cause lancers have terrible luck

    • @Username-qu1jt
      @Username-qu1jt 3 роки тому +88

      Jaguar man has EX luck?

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 3 роки тому +227

      @@Username-qu1jt Well, the materials indicate Taiga has ludicrously high Luck, but due to having Jaguar Man jammed in, she's had her overall ranking lowered to a B.

  • @donovanlarsen7982
    @donovanlarsen7982 3 роки тому +1756

    Archer: “I’m relatively confident literally nothing would have been different.”
    Actual UBW Route: *coughs*

    • @EtheEvil
      @EtheEvil 3 роки тому +114

      Oh yea, the UBW route branches at using the command seal to stop Saber

    • @ZDXP84
      @ZDXP84 3 роки тому +110

      The UBW Route run did use her command seal on archer to tell him to obey her orders but that didn't change the fact that archer my favorite character still portrayed rin

    • @AlpineShenanigans
      @AlpineShenanigans 3 роки тому +92

      Oh haha I forgot that in this abridged version Rin commanded Archer to not condemn her soul to hell

  • @Red-mg4ro
    @Red-mg4ro 3 роки тому +944

    I half expected Archer to ask about Rider.
    "I know she's dead now and all, but did you ever find out who Rider was?"
    "Rider? Oh, yeah, she's Medusa."
    "I KNEW IT!"

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 роки тому +243

      He wouldn't know.

    • @mr_fahrenheight1728
      @mr_fahrenheight1728 Рік тому +75

      It is really funny that they have resorted to telling people the lore in the comments section, just so that thay people understand the convaluted source-material of this show

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 8 місяців тому +14

      ​@@mr_fahrenheight1728 Fate is actively competing with Kingdom Hearts for most convoluted lore

    • @briansutak6621
      @briansutak6621 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@TheQuashingoftheTub Fate was already far ahead of Kingdom Hearts in terms of being convoluted. It's no contest. The Nasuverse is so damn convoluted it's not even funny.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Місяць тому +1

      @@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun The funny thing is that Fate actually makes more sense than Kingdom Hearts does.

  • @facilde1
    @facilde1 3 роки тому +1046

    Archer: Did you use blood or got pounded with a mana transfer?
    Medea: *subjectively suggested she got the lack of mana pounded out of her while pretending she´s offended*
    I LOVE this Medea

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 3 роки тому +31

      YES

    • @Xeno-The-Wanderer
      @Xeno-The-Wanderer 3 роки тому +44

      with a voice that can pop things up yeah that makes sense

    • @richardrichtigername7652
      @richardrichtigername7652 3 роки тому +36

      Medea and Kusuki are just the sweetest couple

    • @Nisi1
      @Nisi1 3 роки тому +12

      @@Xeno-The-Wanderer i had to pause the video and take a couple laps
      i cant even

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 роки тому +8

      @@richardrichtigername7652 Both feel as stranger to this world, not understood or supported.
      Only in each other they found the unrestrictes love they so deserve.

  • @mrevil1356
    @mrevil1356 3 роки тому +2515

    “I was born at a young age.”
    That’s going up there with “People die when they are killed.”

    • @SparkingEX
      @SparkingEX 3 роки тому +144

      They knew what they were doing and I accept it
      Also "Archer class is really made up of archers"

    • @nunyabizness6089
      @nunyabizness6089 3 роки тому +48

      Both of which rank somewhere near "At age 6 I was born without a face."

    • @holschermarc
      @holschermarc 3 роки тому +33

      Dont forget "Just because you are right it doesnt mean u are correct!"

    • @WAyuso34
      @WAyuso34 3 роки тому +27

      @@holschermarc difference with that is that it makes sense his factually correct but not morally right

    • @holschermarc
      @holschermarc 3 роки тому +5

      @@WAyuso34 U do realoue this is all fun and memes and no one seriously thinks about it?

  • @iantaylor9664
    @iantaylor9664 3 роки тому +989

    "He summoned a Caster, got upset when his non-Rider servant wasn't able to summon a dragon that their legend never actually mentioned them summoning or controlling, then got upset when you, a Caster, could perform magecraft better than he could?"
    "Yes. He seemed rather shocked that I, Princess Medea, was able to do the thing I was summoned because I can do."

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 3 роки тому +131

      He also, reminded you of Jason didn't he?

    • @Star_Smith257
      @Star_Smith257 3 роки тому +87

      Sometimes I think the Grail like pulling in idiots like him

    • @eyeizarandummugga
      @eyeizarandummugga 3 роки тому +140

      @@michaeldaniels642 to be fair at least Jason was useful under the right circumstances. He could actually work with what he got, and was always a bro to the end for his bud Heracles. Etrum was just the worst aspects of Jason.

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 3 роки тому +52

      @@eyeizarandummugga which is the part Medea remembers Jason's worst aspects

    • @shadowknightchambers7931
      @shadowknightchambers7931 3 роки тому +26

      @@eyeizarandummugga Jason’s good aspects are great

  • @KaosFireMaker
    @KaosFireMaker 3 роки тому +2031

    "...and teach a third of them math"
    Especially bizzarre when you remember she's an English teacher.

    • @sasorigarasu6062
      @sasorigarasu6062 3 роки тому +254

      and sensible when you think about how terrifying Math CAN be if applied right. like 99% of modern weaponry..... particularly the dangerous shit..... were made from tons and tons of math.

    • @greggsmith7542
      @greggsmith7542 3 роки тому +80

      The connection with Tyga was absolutely perfect lmfao

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 3 роки тому +63

      He didn't say they would be taught "well"

    • @detectiveghost8856
      @detectiveghost8856 3 роки тому +38

      Yo!!!! Fate Grand Order Babylonia Abridged, if that's ever made this needs to happen with Jaguar Man!!!

    • @thatmartinlau
      @thatmartinlau 3 роки тому +24

      Math is bad civilization

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 3 роки тому +1050

    “How dare they lewd saber!”
    Rule 34 artists: >> *coughs*

    • @NateROCKS112
      @NateROCKS112 3 роки тому +175

      The original Fate/stay night VN: * coughs *

    • @theironarmada1308
      @theironarmada1308 3 роки тому +93

      FGO with swimsuit servants *coughs*

    • @uselesshero.official
      @uselesshero.official 3 роки тому +56

      Infinite doujin materials on various social media like pixiv, discord, reddit, facebook yatty yatty yadda... 🙄

    • @camfalafranca800
      @camfalafranca800 3 роки тому +50

      The author did it first

    • @B-rex395
      @B-rex395 3 роки тому +52

      Nasu and co. have been lewding her for years. Have you seen her lancer counterpart?

  • @ZigZagZipZap
    @ZigZagZipZap 3 роки тому +4489

    Time to rewatch the whole series, as per tradition

    • @Arms0192
      @Arms0192 3 роки тому +315

      Ah. A man who brings honor to their ancestors by up holding the teachings

    • @jitluh2555
      @jitluh2555 3 роки тому +72

      I watched every available episode like yesterday

    • @onceiwassmokey
      @onceiwassmokey 3 роки тому +56

      I was just thinking this. For like the 10th time lol too good.

    • @DB-Fighter-Carson
      @DB-Fighter-Carson 3 роки тому +19

      Definetly

    • @aredjayc2858
      @aredjayc2858 3 роки тому +14

      LOL Same

  • @FiraDeviant
    @FiraDeviant 3 роки тому +3773

    Okey so let me get this straight. Archer half betrayed Rin because she is an absolute disaster and doesn't ever listen to him and half because he wanted to go around gathering random lore he missed out on the first time around?
    Bro I am not even mad. I would legit do that in his situation.

    • @khornatekrieger3023
      @khornatekrieger3023 3 роки тому +1022

      Yeah, seriously. Its his second playthrough, its time for that renegade route and all the lore locked away behind that path.

    • @destinyblade1167
      @destinyblade1167 3 роки тому +571

      In the source material he does it cuz he needed a safe way to take out Caster while leaving Saber for Rin. He was irritated by some of Rin's decisions though. The abridged cranks that up more.

    • @estebanbr7596
      @estebanbr7596 3 роки тому +199

      I mean that is what you do when you repeat the game right ??

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 роки тому +280

      To be fair, he might also be trying to test a Mana Transfer Theory, if Shirou gets a mana transfer, does Archer get that as well.

    • @ARandomGuy24
      @ARandomGuy24 3 роки тому +244

      In the VN Rin loses to Caster is going to get killed in a few seconds so he does it to save her live justifying it as joining the winning team to Caster.

  • @AlexanderTheBloodraven
    @AlexanderTheBloodraven 3 роки тому +849

    Archer: I have altered the deal.
    Shirou is Anakin Skywalker and Archer is Darth Vader confirmed.

    • @Moredistress
      @Moredistress 3 роки тому +87

      “Pray I do not alter it further”.

    • @ride-playerbb2818
      @ride-playerbb2818 2 роки тому +44

      Funnily enough, Vader is more like Sakura (horrible childhood conditions, strong magical potential but held back, shows jelousy towards an older sibling figure, has attatchment issues towards this one person who they would do anything to protect, manipulated by an evil being into commiting horrible acts, the ending themes of the HF Trilogy even sounds like it would fit Vader)

    • @Fermin-hw5pd
      @Fermin-hw5pd Рік тому +7

      It's kinda similar, both ended up evil (not really in Archer's case) by wanting to do something good

    • @xyp293
      @xyp293 Рік тому

      @@ride-playerbb2818 you 😊

    • @josecuestas7246
      @josecuestas7246 Рік тому +2

      In Heaven's Feels route:
      Saber = Anakin Skywalker.
      Saber Alter = Darth Vader.
      Shirou = Obi Wan Kenobi.
      Rin = Master Yoda.
      Zouken Matou = Darth Sidious.
      Shingi Matou = Count Dooku.
      True Assassin = General Grievous.
      Sakura Matou = Padme.

  • @DeoWatcher-tn1bk
    @DeoWatcher-tn1bk 3 роки тому +466

    *"You have an ass that countries would go to war over"*
    Shiro is man of culture and dedication

  • @Trademarked26
    @Trademarked26 3 роки тому +1594

    "Will Actually Satan and friends emerge victorious against Some random old guy and the witch waifu? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z."

    • @purpleenthusiast5814
      @purpleenthusiast5814 3 роки тому +42

      I'm feeling kinda nervous ngl

    • @uselesshero.official
      @uselesshero.official 3 роки тому +6

      Random old guy. I thought he was a dignified teacher 😏

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 роки тому +12

      Wait..Evil Archer Equals Emiya Alter.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 роки тому +8

      So Archer eventually turned himself into Emiya Alter.

    • @nepspartan-7597
      @nepspartan-7597 3 роки тому +11

      @@Lemuel928 *looks at Sessyoin Kiara*
      ...sure, let's go with that

  • @yourdoom6554
    @yourdoom6554 3 роки тому +610

    Abridged!Archer: "Abridge it for me."
    Me: "DID HE JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT BEING IN AN ABRIDGED SERIES?! IS THIS THE JOKE?! i liek it"

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 роки тому +70

      "He mocked and slapped me, so I burned his lab and freed his orphans!"
      *under his breath* "Okay I've changed my mind, freed his Orphans? NOPE SORRY GONNA NEED THE LONG VERSION"

    • @ZambonieDude
      @ZambonieDude 3 роки тому +6

      He wasn’t fourth wall breaking but the writers were.

    • @kshitijsharma9352
      @kshitijsharma9352 3 роки тому +11

      @@jkosch Probably yes, since he was the one to claim that Fate series can never be Abridged and here we are now

    • @Nisi1
      @Nisi1 3 роки тому +3

      @@kshitijsharma9352 with episodes longer than the source material so can it really be

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 роки тому +41

      No. Writer here. I don't watch Gigguk. Didn't know this was something he/they(?) said.

  • @sachitechless
    @sachitechless 3 роки тому +930

    "Ah just the four of us with Archer announcing himself upfront rather than making a sudden midscene appearance"
    -Caster as Shirou is soon to make a midscene appearance

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix Рік тому +39

      It's always an Emiya to botch it

    • @rubix4195
      @rubix4195 Рік тому +8

      Yeah, well a Bad End says that Emiya jumping out upfront to give Rin an opening early is a bad idea.

    • @ILiekFishes
      @ILiekFishes Місяць тому +1

      Also, the fight that gets her killed is between Caster, Kazuki, Rin, and Shiro Emiya until Archer makes a sudden mid-scene appearance.

  • @mrckapm2241
    @mrckapm2241 3 роки тому +3319

    "Mommy.... why is that swordsman bleeding so much?"
    "Because he doesn't have a sense of his own limits and compulsively has to help others sweetie. Now come along before he offers you candy."
    *My boy Shirou did not need to be done dirty like that.*

    • @fenrir7065
      @fenrir7065 3 роки тому +74

      Rurouni Kenshin

    • @tacticalwizard6358
      @tacticalwizard6358 3 роки тому +39

      I KNOW RIGHT?

    • @TheSOGchronicles
      @TheSOGchronicles 3 роки тому +45

      Rin called dips! No one is allow to shit talk shiro but her!
      SLAP THAT BITCH!!!

    • @Ehckoh
      @Ehckoh 3 роки тому +73

      She wasn’t wrong though-

    • @TheSOGchronicles
      @TheSOGchronicles 3 роки тому +63

      @@Ehckoh gil wasn't wrong tho when he tried to delete humanity atleast when it comes to this city

  • @warden_ix6020
    @warden_ix6020 3 роки тому +1374

    THIS IS IT FOLKS NOBODY PANIC WEVE TRAINED FOR THIS.

  • @whyte4315
    @whyte4315 3 роки тому +1044

    Rin: "I trust Shirou Emiya because I know he'd never betray me."
    Archer later: "And I took that personally."

    • @blu42nj
      @blu42nj 3 роки тому +39

      He really did, 😂

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah, Rin clearly doesn’t understand Shirou. In any timeline or universe.

  • @Cynicz13
    @Cynicz13 3 роки тому +394

    I love the fact that Archer tries to get Rin to use her last command seal to kill 'himself'. Brilliant writing.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 3 роки тому +68

      SHIT
      I didn't pick up on that

    • @SnakebitSTI
      @SnakebitSTI 10 місяців тому +8

      Ooooh, that would be a good "bad end".

    • @syrusalder7795
      @syrusalder7795 7 місяців тому +12

      OH MY GOD
      That's some peak fucking loophole abuse right there, how the hell did i not see that?

    • @StarPichu12
      @StarPichu12 6 місяців тому

      @@syrusalder7795 Oh that's fucking evil, truly the work of absolutely satan!

  • @Narutonarutonaruto85
    @Narutonarutonaruto85 3 роки тому +2035

    I just realized that ordering Archer to kill himself could be interpreted as kill Shirou.

    • @hmmmooops
      @hmmmooops 3 роки тому +413

      Fuck that's galaxy brain that's so good

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 роки тому +815

      Command seals are 90% intention (which is why they can go off without meaning to if you're not careful). They compel the servant to do exactly what you intend them to do. Unfortunately this doesn't allow for lawyering or semantics on the servant's part.

    • @Sandman382
      @Sandman382 3 роки тому +207

      @@ProjectMouthwash eh...it does allow for some degree of lawyering seemingly. It's just harder to do so then simply doing that and the simpler the order the less they can do about it, too broad and you get a Archer situation where he's lightly penalized for disobeying rather then stopped. And since there's a 90% chance he knew Shirou was there he'd probably minimum pull a Irish hero and take two for the price of one.

    • @tetragaming6332
      @tetragaming6332 3 роки тому +98

      You right. Even if she got really specific and told Archer to kill Archer, Shirou is still technically Archer.
      Assuming that doesn't work he could just carpet bomb himself while near himself

    • @MassisKharne
      @MassisKharne 3 роки тому +60

      @@tetragaming6332 Slight Spoiler warning for anyone that hasn’t seen the series yet:
      Technically speaking, Shirou doesn’t become Archer until the end of this war, in which he becomes an anti-hero of sorts in a different timeline entirely. I believe he was actually termed as a Guardian, rather than a heroic spirit, as his deeds in life led him to him finally realizing his dream; and then promptly scoffing at the result of his dream.

  • @raymondyongho5757
    @raymondyongho5757 3 роки тому +1392

    Rin: "The grail *probably* can't summon Lucifer."
    No, but it can summon eldritch gods in the bodies of little girls.

    • @HuntertheWraithDragon
      @HuntertheWraithDragon 3 роки тому +156

      And unfortunately, those eldritch gods are worse.

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 3 роки тому +111

      I mean, technically speaking, it doesn't summon those Eldritch Gods either.
      The cases you are referring in normal circumstances are about people blessed with some of those Eldritch Gods's powers.
      The other cases (those that are fully out of the norm) do have some Eldritch Gods summoned within the vessel of other servants (like for Van Gogh) or of humans. However, those cases also include the ones where normal gods and phantasmal beings can be summoned as servants within vessels. Lucifer could technically be summoned in such a way, so that isn't what is meant here.

    • @carlwilliams7333
      @carlwilliams7333 3 роки тому +79

      Nope, but Jesus can probably be summoned. His Noble Phantasm is probably The Second Coming though so it may be a bad idea.

    • @LoliLover36669
      @LoliLover36669 3 роки тому +107

      @@carlwilliams7333 You can't technically summon Jesus since he's still technically alive. He did revive himself and just went to heaven forever living as an immortal like Merlin. Though maybe it's possible to summon him if he it was a past where he wasn't born yet, the same way Casgil was able to summon Merlin

    • @Phiro00
      @Phiro00 3 роки тому +8

      the grail hasnt summoned any of those yet. chaldea has.

  • @radicool21
    @radicool21 3 роки тому +450

    “Let them succumb to despair as they couldn’t save a single person.” Speaking from experience, huh.

    • @kais2078
      @kais2078 3 роки тому +41

      Damn, Abridged Archer's humor is so good and so painful at the same time.

    • @briankirkwood4454
      @briankirkwood4454 3 роки тому +20

      @@kais2078 He possesses a Humor Hammer, his true Noble Phantasm.

  • @keionchua6777
    @keionchua6777 3 роки тому +744

    "you want the short version or the long version"
    Gigguk: this is the short version

    • @raymundoserna3449
      @raymundoserna3449 3 роки тому +36

      Yo I will donate to him for him to voice a character in this abridge

    • @benjabierubino1982
      @benjabierubino1982 Рік тому +9

      ​@@raymundoserna3449 Oh God, please do. Heck, he'd probably do it for free

  • @ruijie1961
    @ruijie1961 3 роки тому +1605

    "YOU ARE A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL."
    I did not expect to ever hear this uttered with such seriousness in my lifetime.

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 3 роки тому +37

      YOU GET A CAR

    • @Spyke114
      @Spyke114 2 роки тому +78

      And then Kuzuki repeating it back just as seriously.

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 2 роки тому +24

      @@Spyke114 MULTIPLE TIMES

    • @privateuser3726
      @privateuser3726 Рік тому +8

      What is a Manic pixie dream girl?

    • @winterturtle1596
      @winterturtle1596 Рік тому +38

      @@privateuser3726 the quintessential example is Remona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim. Basically it’s the trope of the love interest who is very quirky and absolutely mentally ill.

  • @XandYadventures
    @XandYadventures 3 роки тому +529

    "I'm relatively confident literally nothing would have been different"
    I just choked laughing at that line.

  • @kyurama6443
    @kyurama6443 3 роки тому +1048

    Rin: "the grail can't summon Satan, probably"
    Me: "but all the world's evil is fine, huh?"

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 3 роки тому +90

      That's because Angra Mainyu was never a god, but instead originally just a normal human.

    • @kyurama6443
      @kyurama6443 3 роки тому +53

      Lucifer isn't god either. And there are many demi gods in the fate Univers too.

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 3 роки тому +91

      @@kyurama6443 Lucifer is way beyond a demi-god. Even the lowest angels and demons cannot be normally summoned by the Grail. Same for other phantasmal beings.

    • @kyurama6443
      @kyurama6443 3 роки тому +23

      How about 2/3 demigods like Gilgamesh. I guess they are above low angels in matters of divinity.

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 3 роки тому +74

      @@kyurama6443 Nope, because angels are full phantasmal beasts. (Also, Gil being 2/3 Divine doesn't really play a role since he rejected his own divinity out of hatred for the gods, which as a result lowered its rating.)

  • @kenpachizaraki5237
    @kenpachizaraki5237 3 роки тому +996

    He's actually not Satan. Just a guy exploring some lore he missed out on his first playthrough.

  • @madmansgambit7428
    @madmansgambit7428 3 роки тому +2941

    Everytime Archer says "Did you eat him?" it sounds like he's had that theory for years and is dying to know if he's right

    • @diegosalazar3520
      @diegosalazar3520 3 роки тому +262

      Well... Probably?

    • @62swordsmen
      @62swordsmen 3 роки тому +273

      Which is kind of making one curious on what would be his reaction if he was right? would it be along the lines of
      "OH THAT IS COLD AND HARDCORE! ...gross...BUT STILL COLD AND HARDCORE!"

    • @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
      @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe 3 роки тому +141

      It's like he met caster in his teenage years and has held on to that theory ever since. Weird, wonder how he could remember that theory with his amnesia though 🤔

    • @hunterblane610
      @hunterblane610 3 роки тому +66

      @@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe In UBW, it’s implied that his memories came back relatively quickly.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 3 роки тому +106

      @@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe I imagine Actually Satan has plenty of ways to temporarily defy amnesia, assuming he's not lying about that part entirely. It's hard to trust the words of a fallen angel.

  • @cheese50
    @cheese50 3 роки тому +252

    "THINK SHIRO" is your subtle archer joke. *Chef's kiss*

    • @HDLLHANZ
      @HDLLHANZ 3 роки тому +2

      Timestamp

    • @mentalforge728
      @mentalforge728 3 роки тому +7

      @@HDLLHANZ literal last second of the video

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 3 роки тому +1232

    Oh my God, we're gonna get a Heaven's Feel abridged where he knows everything from both routes which is practically everything

    • @-Banoffee
      @-Banoffee 3 роки тому +259

      Except Rider's name. lol

    • @lordcommissar7813
      @lordcommissar7813 3 роки тому +309

      @@-Banoffee he's going to be so busy trying to figure out riders name he won't even bother with shirou

    • @chiiiiie5608
      @chiiiiie5608 3 роки тому +63

      @jack patton Not to Archer, apparently

    • @mysticdragonwolf89
      @mysticdragonwolf89 3 роки тому +86

      What Archer wouldn’t know is Sakura’s past, Illya knowing the events which lead up to Fate/ zero which in turn decided her choices in Heavens feel (this is assumed cause Illya never was shown talking about it with Shiro and in turn, Archer wouldn’t know of it as well), and Archer wouldn’t know the lengths dark Sakura would go to when unleashed…including consuming him.

    • @meruzhansargsyan1476
      @meruzhansargsyan1476 3 роки тому +7

      Remember when I made a comment like this on the Reddit.
      It did not go well... Something like both archers came from the fate route but after their arrival, the routes change

  • @SonOfHighValour
    @SonOfHighValour 3 роки тому +600

    "I was born at a very young age, and soon after, grew with age."
    Oh Gods, Yamashiro is just Rogal Dorn out of power armour.

    • @blademaker9843
      @blademaker9843 3 роки тому +21

      Or is he really just Alpharius pretending to be?

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 3 роки тому +32

      A long time ago,
      I was ME

    • @nitrus1933
      @nitrus1933 3 роки тому +12

      But does he still have the magic pain glove?

    • @ASNS117Zero
      @ASNS117Zero 3 роки тому +19

      IS THAT A TTS REFERENCE!?
      It's like the Jojo of fandom parodies.

    • @4oki_Tatsuy420
      @4oki_Tatsuy420 Рік тому +10

      @@nitrus1933mAgIC PaIN GLoVe…. iS CaSTeR wAiFu-AbLE?

  • @textbookidiocy3896
    @textbookidiocy3896 3 роки тому +683

    "I trust Shirou Emiya because he would never betray me. He's proven to me that i can trust him" Ah, Archer must be feeling some verrrry complicated feelings this entire series. Also, Damn, the voice acting and writing keep being top notch.

  • @buddyb3165
    @buddyb3165 3 роки тому +286

    "When you need to give a servant mana in a hurry, nothing beets banging it out" ~Actually Satan

    • @blairbuskirk5460
      @blairbuskirk5460 3 роки тому +20

      Should have told younger Shiro.

    • @AndyMcKeeFanForLife
      @AndyMcKeeFanForLife 3 роки тому +42

      The best day of Archer’s life was the day he got into a threesome with Saber and Rin to avoid getting killed by Berserker.

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 3 роки тому +2

      @@AndyMcKeeFanForLife HOLD IT! when did that happen?

    • @AndyMcKeeFanForLife
      @AndyMcKeeFanForLife 3 роки тому +17

      @@Nightmare704RY Fate Route

    • @impatientpatient8270
      @impatientpatient8270 3 роки тому +4

      @@Nightmare704RY read the visual novel and see for your self

  • @reddagon6567
    @reddagon6567 3 роки тому +290

    "I was born at a young age, and grew with age" fucking top tier😂😂😂

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 роки тому +1082

    *Logan looking at Audience Retention:* "What do you MEAN everyone is rewatching the first 2 minutes of the video?!"

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 роки тому +449

      *sweats*
      I almost don't want to check now.

    • @ihaveajojoaddiction9592
      @ihaveajojoaddiction9592 3 роки тому +62

      @@ProjectMouthwash so what’s the stats

    • @GladiusTR
      @GladiusTR 3 роки тому +44

      It made me s o uncomfortable i skipped

    • @Astrithor
      @Astrithor 3 роки тому +80

      I genuinely forgot about that part of the video until I saw this comment...and you know what? I'm proud of me for that. Lol

    • @meruzhansargsyan1476
      @meruzhansargsyan1476 3 роки тому +17

      @@Astrithor The most powerful person to ever exist. You must be eliminated. Look behind you.

  • @garrettspoetrycorner3397
    @garrettspoetrycorner3397 3 роки тому +540

    Honestly sometimes I forget this is an abridged series and talk about it like it is the original show

    • @nekozabuza
      @nekozabuza 3 роки тому +77

      Tbh the original is still good, but like with DBZA and SAOA I think this just takes it up a notch and makes it better. Well, in SAOs case it actually makes a trash show good IMO.

    • @emeros8631
      @emeros8631 3 роки тому +47

      With that level of quality and dedication I'd argue it's not an abbriged but a parody spin-off at this point

    • @faemerothgoblinbane
      @faemerothgoblinbane 3 роки тому +60

      It's my favorite type of abridging; the condensing of information and repeating it in a parodied format. It doesn't really change what's presented in the original but instead strips away all the flowery language and gets straight to the point, while also often making comedic commentary about either the content or presentation.

    • @williamwalton9154
      @williamwalton9154 3 роки тому +11

      The ability to tie in the other movies both the Dean Arc from Acher's POV and Zero from Baber's adds some important depth that the original is missing.
      Much like Piccalo's internal conversations with Nail and later Kami are additions that make sense in universe.

    • @groudon2006
      @groudon2006 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah some abridged series do that, like for example I can't watch DBZ nor Hellsing without hearing the abridged voice actors

  • @tiffanykay6060
    @tiffanykay6060 3 роки тому +367

    Dude, the scene where Archer Betrays Rin is waaaay more brutal here than in the actual show. Idk about you guys, but the way he tells Rin to kill him knowing she won’t cause he know she knows he’s Shirou is... woah. This abridged can get more emotional and powerful than the original show at times, which is fucking incredible!

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 роки тому +48

      To be fair, that's because they have WAY more time to polish the script and make sure that every line hits as hard as it needs to

    • @joshs5577
      @joshs5577 3 роки тому +54

      Also to be fair, one of the main criticisms of the show from VN fans was that the show reduced character complexity and emotional weight.

    • @raymondyongho5757
      @raymondyongho5757 3 роки тому +15

      @@joshs5577
      Still funny how you get more of that in an abridged series.

    • @r.k845
      @r.k845 3 роки тому +10

      @@raymondyongho5757 Because in many ways the abridged series does emotional beats better.

    • @MH_Zard
      @MH_Zard 3 роки тому +17

      As someone who likes the actual show, I definitely agree that the abridged writes and paces it far better. It even dumbs down a lot of the concepts, magic, lore better for people to understand.

  • @blazereaper7890
    @blazereaper7890 3 роки тому +450

    Shirou: *makes Kanshou and Byakuya*
    Archer: "HEY! HEY! STOP MAKING THOSE"
    This is gold

    • @arch_2076
      @arch_2076 3 роки тому +2

      Love this too much

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 3 роки тому +275

    Kuzuki: "I assume everyone who enters a room alone with me wants to kill me"
    "The first student who comes to class is usually the most terrifying"
    "It's usually Emiya or Tohsaka"
    Archer internally: "Oh this is just too easy..."

  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  3 роки тому +2091

    So this episode probably has the most subtle bit of character humor from Archer in it that I've ever written for any character. Looking forward to seeing if anyone picks up on it. If not, then I guess it'll just be for us~!

    • @Getsumei_Marson
      @Getsumei_Marson 3 роки тому +48

      gimme have it now project mouthwash

    • @Getsumei_Marson
      @Getsumei_Marson 3 роки тому +23

      PLEASE

    • @Trademarked26
      @Trademarked26 3 роки тому +81

      Actually Satan has character humor?

    • @paynt3770
      @paynt3770 3 роки тому +79

      I presume its about how evil Actually Satan is, allthough as we all know he is a saber not an archer.

    • @nickcampbell3812
      @nickcampbell3812 3 роки тому +36

      I'm not actually sure what is meant by "character humor". Is it some sort of reference to the original version of the character?

  • @msirikh
    @msirikh 3 роки тому +380

    I trust Shirou Emiya
    WHY DO YOU HAVE AMNESIA

    • @silentshadow3894
      @silentshadow3894 3 роки тому +29

      So wait has she already figured it out?

    • @DragonLord2801
      @DragonLord2801 3 роки тому +38

      @@silentshadow3894 Yeah

    • @silentshadow3894
      @silentshadow3894 3 роки тому +15

      @@DragonLord2801 was that explained in a previous episode or was it implied. You know what I am going to watch them all again anyway. I’ll figure it out.

    • @Trezzle
      @Trezzle 3 роки тому +26

      @@silentshadow3894 Rooftop scene when she asks Shirou about the heart pendant in Episode 7, 27:55. Implies she figured it out.

    • @bowser9777
      @bowser9777 3 роки тому

      @@Trezzle Does she know in the Original at this point?

  • @DavidGraham221
    @DavidGraham221 3 роки тому +408

    I love how Rin is trying to let Archer know that she’s found out his true identity and Archer is pretty much playing dumb

    • @larrytherustyboii7442
      @larrytherustyboii7442 3 роки тому +40

      Her saying bad news to shirou hints a lot.

    • @zen_7748
      @zen_7748 3 роки тому +90

      I also enjoy how she seems to be aggravating Archer on purpose with all that reuniting-Saber-with-Shirou, I-trust-Shirou-Emiya talk in an effort to get Archer to spill the narrative beans. And Archer just says "K."
      "Y U HAVE AMNESIA???"

    • @DavidGraham221
      @DavidGraham221 3 роки тому +15

      @@larrytherustyboii7442 It honestly took me a few rewatches to catch that

    • @myoldchannel0
      @myoldchannel0 3 роки тому +1

      @@larrytherustyboii7442 bad news?

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify 3 роки тому +8

      @@myoldchannel0 the part where she ask shirou to clarify who did he love. She blurted "Archer?!" then noted that if so there's gonna be some bad and uncomfortable news, or something to that line.

  • @tcsproductions4244
    @tcsproductions4244 2 роки тому +261

    "... I... am a Manic, Pixie, DREAM GIRL!"
    "Yup..."
    "I've never felt more alive!!"
    "That is upsetting if true."
    Never thought I'd see a moment where someone's words of introspection would those.
    I freaking love it!

  • @ArcherA
    @ArcherA 3 роки тому +271

    Playboy: *Mad at Caster being a Caster*
    Caster: So you have chosen death

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 роки тому +18

      Every version of him is the same as even in the fate extella timeline he treated Tamamo like shit and left her to die which is why she loves Hakuno/Hakunon so much for choosing to form a contract with an enemy servant like her

    • @joshs5577
      @joshs5577 3 роки тому +5

      @@sdbzfan1 Well not every version of him. He makes an appearance in Case Files and is oddly competent.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 роки тому +3

      @@joshs5577 didnt know he was in case files as i didnt watch it but sounds nice as even extra shinji isnt utter gsrbage

    • @joshs5577
      @joshs5577 3 роки тому +11

      @@sdbzfan1 He’s not in the anime. He makes an appearance in the third volume. I should note that despite his competency we do see character flaws that would lead to him doing what he did in Fate. Particularly his misogyny, insecurity about people more skilled than him, and high levels of pride.

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS 3 роки тому +3

      @@sdbzfan1 For a second I was confused since Twice was Tamamo's master. Then I re-read and realized you wrote *Extella* timeline

  • @blasboise5613
    @blasboise5613 3 роки тому +675

    Kuzuki: Whenever I’m alone with someone in a room I think they are trying to kill me.
    Archer: Even at school
    Kuzuki: Yes, funny enough it’s usually emiya or tohsaka
    Archer: *cryptic smile intensifies*

    • @viko747
      @viko747 3 роки тому +21

      Bruuuhhhhhh that completely flew over my head lmao 🤣🤣

  • @connorscott6479
    @connorscott6479 3 роки тому +480

    Me who binged the series a couple days ago:
    Wait… Aight my Calendar is cleared for 4pm!

    • @kaymicah5035
      @kaymicah5035 3 роки тому +4

      same did it yesterday and I didn't even know this was coming out

    • @samuelsoliday4381
      @samuelsoliday4381 3 роки тому +1

      like number 70

    • @thereddeads
      @thereddeads 3 роки тому +2

      Its like 4am for me so...;_;

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 роки тому +1

      To be fair, at least you've got a slightly less demanding New Episode release tradition than I do when it comes to this (Rewatch the whole abridged every episode, Rewatch all of Fate, including Zero, Aporcapha-or however you spell that one - FSN, both original and UBW, and then the Abridged, at this point, I've got most of it memorised.)

    • @Chuckakhan
      @Chuckakhan 3 роки тому

      Fucken work n shit.

  • @swostikasharma9647
    @swostikasharma9647 2 роки тому +231

    Rin infront of Archer, "I trust Shirou Emiya because I know he'd never betray me."
    Archer: 👀 Yeah. You're 100% right. TOTALLY right.

    • @exumbra1399
      @exumbra1399 Рік тому +21

      And also 100% unironically right, if you've seen the next episode.

    • @flavienmaillard3910
      @flavienmaillard3910 Рік тому +10

      100% maximum right*

    • @boiyado6717
      @boiyado6717 11 місяців тому

      I mean, it’s EMIYA, not Shirou

  • @VergilGaia
    @VergilGaia 3 роки тому +742

    Episode 8: * is out *
    Every single soul: *"TODAY IS THE DAY"*

  • @dunemask
    @dunemask 3 роки тому +627

    "I finally realized that you aren't Lucifer, only to find out you really are the devil..." 😱😱😱😱😱

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 3 роки тому +75

      Honestly expected her to say Judas. Speaking of whom, would he qualify as an assassin servant?

    • @kamishin7135
      @kamishin7135 3 роки тому +19

      @@chukyuniqul nah, an assassin kills targets themself

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 3 роки тому +40

      @@kamishin7135 idk man, if you consider grand order canon (which is inadvisable for a man liking his sanity) then people who kill others by ordering people or using poisons are still assassins. Or just ones associated with subterfuge.

    • @sebastianchavez1225
      @sebastianchavez1225 3 роки тому +9

      @@chukyuniqul Isnt it canon, but in an alternate universe (like Apocrypha) that can connect to another universes and draw servants from there?

    • @nepspartan-7597
      @nepspartan-7597 3 роки тому +8

      @@sebastianchavez1225 basically most Fate works (except for Extella, which is it's own series) are separate timelines

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 3 роки тому +3434

    "Did you record it?"
    "Yes dear."
    "Did you watch it without me!?"
    "No dear."
    Honestly, it's kinda impressive that a witch and a borderline robotic assassin can be such relationship goals.

    • @Marqui91
      @Marqui91 3 роки тому +72

      Right?

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 3 роки тому +18

      200th like

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin 3 роки тому +172

      "Robotic assassin" suspiciously behaves the same way a defeated husband would

    • @Ehckoh
      @Ehckoh 3 роки тому +33

      Glad I’m not the only one who noticed…

    • @Del_1710
      @Del_1710 3 роки тому +73

      Ever heard of a manic pixie dream girl

  • @dapeach06
    @dapeach06 3 роки тому +198

    "I have altered the deal" (internally screaming: please say "pray I dont alter it any further")

  • @smithie486
    @smithie486 3 роки тому +744

    Archer: “sorry to cut in. He summoned a caster, got up set when they’re non rider servant couldn’t summon a dragon that their legend never mentioned summoning or controlling. Then got upset that you... a caster. Can preform mage craft better than he can?
    Medea: “Yes! He seemed rather shocked that I, princess Medea, was able to do the thing I was summoned for because I can do”
    My favorite interaction this episode!

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 3 роки тому +75

      interestingly enough In her story she GOT dragons but she didnt summoned them. Basically helios sent them to her to escape jason after she killed her sons after he cheated. Soooooo yea

    • @blu42nj
      @blu42nj 3 роки тому +54

      @@jackbelmont4389 love the fact that the only reason Medea didn't get punished for ANYTHING was because she never broke the oath and she was favored by Hera (IIRC). Like she made a poison dress and crown that made that made Jason's wife #2 catch fire and then killed the King because whoever touched the dress also dies and Killed her children out of revenge.
      But because of not breaking oath and Hera liked her, she got off Scott free.

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 3 роки тому +23

      @@blu42nj Ah i see you saw overly sarcastic productions. I mean yea but i think her ending could be open to interoretation. Either she lived in her cottage in peace or she died to whatever random greek monster.

    • @phantasosxgames8488
      @phantasosxgames8488 3 роки тому +17

      @@jackbelmont4389 no , Medea actually had a good ending.
      Her son Medus , born when she slept with the father of Theseus , had overthrow Medea's uncle , Perses, then he ruled Colchis.
      So , it's pretty easy to assume that Medea had lived the rest of her days in Colchis.

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 2 роки тому +2

      @@blu42nj Yeah it really is hilarious and a strange case of injustice. Medea pretty much broke every single big rule that the Greeks had that would automatically have the gods smite you or sent to Tartarus or both yet she gets away scot free while Jason alone suffers which he totally deserved but Medea became just as bad. After everything she did they honestly deserve each other. They're both scumbags.

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 3 роки тому +456

    *"Your sure your not here to kill me, i feel very Attacked right now"*
    Story of my social life

    • @sangletan7076
      @sangletan7076 3 роки тому +3

      "Are you ready for me to BLOW your mind?"
      Cuz Archer just blew my d... mind.

  • @thetsubamehub2139
    @thetsubamehub2139 3 роки тому +1162

    The whole “satisfying old curiosities” bit was great, if there wasn’t the limit of source footage (and also the tremendous amount of time and effort you all put into all your work) it would be so cool to see a little spinoff of “Archer asks characters questions he couldn’t figure out during his lifetime.”
    And also gigachad Archer flexing his knowledge of “direct mana transfer”
    Imma gush about this episode until the next one gets released!

    • @robertdelossantos5844
      @robertdelossantos5844 3 роки тому +79

      As someone who doesn’t know the original source material and have only read tv tropes and bits of wiki articles, I was curious why Archer was asking these questions to them. It’s neat if the answer really is “I didn’t know these characters in my timeline so I wanna hear their backstory now”. I thought it was more him trying to see what shifted from his timeline and this one.

    • @sirgarberto
      @sirgarberto 3 роки тому +143

      @@robertdelossantos5844 Consider how disappointed he was when Shirou and Rin told him they didn't know who Rider was either. He really wants to know.

    • @Gioppdumister
      @Gioppdumister 3 роки тому +78

      @@robertdelossantos5844 He knew all of them but he didn't know WHY they were the way they were. Now that he can pretend to not be who he is, he can get the answers he couldn't in life.

    • @th3stainedrose
      @th3stainedrose 3 роки тому +34

      @@Gioppdumister Which is fair, but in Rider's case her true name was never reveled in the stay/night route. At least to my knowledge.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 роки тому +27

      @@th3stainedrose I think we can assume that she was still medusa, just with a different noble phantasm, after all, A) It had a massive fuck off eye in the centre of it and B) She kept her eyes covered the entire time, and C) What's medusa more known for, killing people with her gaze, or riding a fucking Pegisus

  • @brosefamelion3241
    @brosefamelion3241 3 роки тому +319

    "She needed a mana transfer!"
    "Yeh she did."

    • @rubix4195
      @rubix4195 Рік тому

      Medea probably said that a mana transfer involving sex would be more efficient than any other method and then took off her hood and released those blue locks before saying there were other ways if he didn't like it...

  • @QuasarKnightGaming
    @QuasarKnightGaming 3 роки тому +894

    Medea: “I got the pounding I so deserved”
    Me: Jesus Christ woman calm down, you wanna smash MOST characters in this damn show.

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 3 роки тому +117

      To be fair, she only wants to smash two of them... BUT MAN SHE'S THIRSTY!

    • @AndyMcKeeFanForLife
      @AndyMcKeeFanForLife 3 роки тому +77

      Question: if Medea did get to hook up with Saber would Medea give Saber back her dick or would Medea be the man in that relationship?

    • @ineedsleep7684
      @ineedsleep7684 3 роки тому +36

      @@AndyMcKeeFanForLife Real question is if Saber still had her dick from back then.

    • @impatientpatient8270
      @impatientpatient8270 3 роки тому +115

      @@AndyMcKeeFanForLife and on the next episode of "the mind of a fate fan":...

    • @AndyMcKeeFanForLife
      @AndyMcKeeFanForLife 3 роки тому +79

      @@impatientpatient8270 These are very important lore questions that need to be addressed.

  • @matheus66696
    @matheus66696 3 роки тому +414

    Shirou talking about Rin's ass is just the best thing I've ever seen.

  • @temperusmaximus7268
    @temperusmaximus7268 3 роки тому +149

    "I am confident that Shirou Emiya will never betray me!"
    Rin Tohsaka, to Archer/CG Shirou Emiya who is about five minutes from betraying her.

  • @faerae2
    @faerae2 3 роки тому +291

    the fact archer betrayed rin so he can go and extort lore out of people is amazing

  • @halendark9378
    @halendark9378 3 роки тому +772

    Rin: "B***h, I know what I got. You go hard!"
    Krillin: "Just went from a 9 to a 10"

    • @Traincauseyes
      @Traincauseyes 3 роки тому +2

      Sus

    • @justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019
      @justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019 3 роки тому +1

      What does rin’s line mean?

    • @a1saucin221
      @a1saucin221 3 роки тому

      Sus like the video game

    • @rr2637
      @rr2637 3 роки тому +25

      @@justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019 It means she already knows that she has a nice bum, so Shiro can keep complimenting it as much as he wants.

    • @justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019
      @justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019 3 роки тому +11

      @@rr2637 thank you for the clarification also good night it’s late where I am

  • @Austin_Triebe
    @Austin_Triebe 3 роки тому +540

    “Because he doesn’t have a sense of his own limits and compulsively has to help others”
    Yep. That’s Shirou.

  • @vaquishers
    @vaquishers 3 роки тому +512

    "who doesn't want a woman that can kick their ass" Shiro speaking the true facts here

    • @ZambonieDude
      @ZambonieDude 3 роки тому +23

      I love how he tried to make Rin laugh by using one of her throwaway lines unexpectedly.

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 3 роки тому +2

      Gay men?

    • @AgntFL
      @AgntFL 3 роки тому +4

      As a man married to a woman who can kick my ass, I can confirm

    • @mishtesta4746
      @mishtesta4746 3 роки тому +3

      @Voxel Composer Hopefully, you don't really think what you said as it's pretty false 'in reality'. Some like them and some hate it (actually, those who dislike them are higher in number), so it's definitely not something as ridiculously exaggerated as a 'transcendental phenomena of desire', which sounds like something a character with eighth-grade syndrome would say in an anime. You really need to change your mind if you seriously believe it. (though it might be just a case of you projecting yourself onto others as many people do, consciously or subconsciously, in order to justify their opinion)
      (Source: regular interaction with the society; studied human psychology)

    • @sebastianswan7975
      @sebastianswan7975 3 роки тому +1

      @@mishtesta4746 I think that what he was saying was hyperbole.

  • @rezz__emiya5948
    @rezz__emiya5948 3 роки тому +817

    I think it'll be interesting if after UBWA is done, they decided to do HFA with, unlike the films, Archer being sent directly from UBW to HF, retaining his memories and Character development from UBWA, and becoming an audience surrogate for the absolute insanity that is HF compared to the other routes.

    • @thexenosaiyan
      @thexenosaiyan 3 роки тому +259

      "WHY! IS! EVERYTHING! GOING! TO! HELL?! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TIMELINE! WE ARE VERSING A BEAST CANDIDATE!"

    • @rockyjmoon3
      @rockyjmoon3 2 роки тому +48

      @@thexenosaiyan I can see him saying that

    • @definitelynotat-rex72
      @definitelynotat-rex72 2 роки тому +90

      They can even keep up his internal monologue when Shiro gets his arm

    • @rockyjmoon3
      @rockyjmoon3 2 роки тому +29

      @@definitelynotat-rex72 that would be hilarious

    • @rezz__emiya5948
      @rezz__emiya5948 2 роки тому +65

      @@definitelynotat-rex72 oh my god we can get archer as TFS Nail that would be the best thing ever.

  • @atigerclaw
    @atigerclaw 3 роки тому +178

    "There is nothing, and no one in this world who stands above me..."
    And Gilgamesh took exception to that.

  • @Backstromer1235
    @Backstromer1235 3 роки тому +110

    Archer: I have altered the deal
    He tapped into his inner Darth Vader there

    • @Backstromer1235
      @Backstromer1235 3 роки тому +3

      @Marcelo Biazze Piero for real

    • @hongcong1426
      @hongcong1426 3 роки тому +4

      Medea: This deal is getting worse every second...
      Archer: Furthermore, I wish for you to wear this dress and bonnet!

  • @alexfalton3985
    @alexfalton3985 3 роки тому +235

    "So the way you talk at school - that's how you think people talk? That's you blending in?"
    "It took me four years to realize people didn't talk that way."
    This one is just a gem. I laughed so much I forgot how to breathe.

  • @dragonqueen1474
    @dragonqueen1474 3 роки тому +1075

    Rin: "In love with who?? What?? Baeber?? Sakura?? Archer?? Cause if it's Archer, I have some really awkward news."
    Yeah, she knows.

    • @BobfromSydney
      @BobfromSydney 2 роки тому +180

      The one person Shirou doesn't show any love for is himself. That boy has issues.

    • @esteban8471
      @esteban8471 Рік тому +120

      She figured it out after Shirou told her about the pendant he always carried, which shouldn't be possible since there's only one and Archer gave her the one he had.

    • @celtickawaii57
      @celtickawaii57 Рік тому +45

      If it was Archer at least Shirou would be learning self-love.

    • @joseph86255
      @joseph86255 9 місяців тому +2

      Shirou's reaction was just perfect.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 9 місяців тому +3

      Shirou Future Selfcest

  • @cap90parker0
    @cap90parker0 3 роки тому +319

    How many people learned what a "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" was today, because I sure as hell didn't know before today.

    • @Arelenedhel
      @Arelenedhel 3 роки тому +18

      New term for me

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 роки тому +27

      To be fair, playing the final fantasy games, you learn quickly that in all of them there is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl as a main character, Except maybe FF13 when you have a Manic Pixie Dream Boy/Himbo Sephiroth

    • @GlitchToph
      @GlitchToph 3 роки тому +11

      I learned it through a random YT recommended video about it, but this is the first time I've seen the term in the wild

    • @arevalones
      @arevalones 3 роки тому +11

      I see you havent been yet to the hell that is Tv Tropes

    • @awakeneddio6012
      @awakeneddio6012 3 роки тому

      I didn't know it before, but I knew what Archer was about to say.

  • @lowkeylokii4205
    @lowkeylokii4205 3 роки тому +189

    "I'm relatively confident literally nothing would've been different" 😂
    Im relatively confident this a reference to another holy grail war

    • @NSAsterus
      @NSAsterus 3 роки тому +50

      In cannon, Rin’s first command seal WAS to make Archer more obedient, which he can ignore if he’s willing to take a penalty of having his stats lowered to resist it

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 3 роки тому +14

      @@NSAsterus I see. I love fate for the visuals. The story is always way to damn complicated for me to keep up with. Which is why I enjoy this so much lol

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 3 роки тому +21

      @@NSAsterus Didn't Archer explain it as the command being much too broad to be effective?

    • @Gioppdumister
      @Gioppdumister 3 роки тому +9

      @@anxiousearth680 basically. It's effective enough, most of the time.

    • @tatocezar1
      @tatocezar1 3 роки тому +6

      @@anxiousearth680 it is, but Rin is so powerful that the command still affects him.

  • @superthorc6894
    @superthorc6894 3 роки тому +359

    So this is were the fun begins

    • @gustofgood4257
      @gustofgood4257 3 роки тому +12

      Now this is pod racing

    • @RLYAHR
      @RLYAHR 3 роки тому +11

      I hate sand.

    • @blakebrown3888
      @blakebrown3888 3 роки тому

      why you do this man lol
      Why you do this....

    • @ErenxJ
      @ErenxJ 3 роки тому +2

      Hello there.

    • @FlashStatic
      @FlashStatic 3 роки тому +1

      general kenobi... you are a bold one

  • @NwaaNwaa
    @NwaaNwaa 3 роки тому +122

    "Gotta love mana tranfers" - Emiya
    Wow that was awesome to hear.

  • @th3stainedrose
    @th3stainedrose 3 роки тому +516

    Alright, 21 hours for my full series rewatch. See y'all in the comments.

    • @l5121
      @l5121 3 роки тому +4

      X2

    • @okita_souji_alter
      @okita_souji_alter 3 роки тому +2

      Same bro finna rewatch this tonight

    • @seth9655
      @seth9655 3 роки тому +1

      I'm currently rewatch the series.

    • @bshpev
      @bshpev 3 роки тому +3

      Remember when DBZA was still a thing and it got to the point you'd have to clear like 2 days every time a new episode came out?

  • @Raganui
    @Raganui 3 роки тому +300

    'Who doesn't want a woman who can kick their ass'
    Have we been here before, it feels like we've been here before. With another dual-wielding swordsman with a complex.

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 роки тому +34

      Well… at least in his Abridged version. Pretty sure Shirou wins in character development outside of Abridged series given how… little character growth the Black Swordsman actually has in SAO.

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 3 роки тому +15

      @@Crisjola When the hell did Guts' show up in SAO?

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 роки тому +14

      @@barbatosmcmurderton4209 XD true. But the SAO abridged does Kirito better and he's voiced by the same VA that voices Shirou. That's what I meant.

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 3 роки тому +3

      @@Crisjola I know what you ment, I was attempting "the humor".

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 роки тому +3

      @@barbatosmcmurderton4209 whoops! Sorry! 😅

  • @aakashsinghkharayat5025
    @aakashsinghkharayat5025 3 роки тому +267

    Kuzuki: i am manic pixie dream girl
    Archer: yep
    Why is archer mind facking kuzuki lol

    • @JordanDragonAs
      @JordanDragonAs 3 роки тому +32

      Well funny..... thing is............ IT'S TRUE

    • @aakashsinghkharayat5025
      @aakashsinghkharayat5025 3 роки тому +28

      Moon WolfHunter yeah and i never knew what MPDG was but damn kuzuki was so happy being one lol

    • @b1acksteve
      @b1acksteve 3 роки тому +20

      If being a manic pixie dream girl means I can be in a cute relationship with Medea than deal

    • @chiiiiie5608
      @chiiiiie5608 3 роки тому +18

      @@aakashsinghkharayat5025 according to the wiki, A Manic Pixie Dream Girl (MPDG) is a stock character type in films. Film critic Nathan Rabin, who coined the term after observing Kirsten Dunst's character in Elizabethtown (2005), said that the MPDG *"exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures."*

    • @aakashsinghkharayat5025
      @aakashsinghkharayat5025 3 роки тому +2

      Chris Temblique wow :@ i want one

  • @margibso
    @margibso 3 роки тому +59

    "If it's Archer I have some awkward news for you." I'm dead 😂

  • @alexfalton3985
    @alexfalton3985 3 роки тому +548

    "I'm in love."
    "Is it Archer?! Cause if its Archer, I got some bad news."
    Ah, real awkward. So, that would mean that Shirou is in love with himself. So... I think that would make him a narcissist?

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 3 роки тому +68

      Well the tag "selfcest" exists in the fate hentai search for a reason... two actually, the other is the MASSIVE amount of version of Artoria Pendragon.

    • @chaos2inferno
      @chaos2inferno 3 роки тому +72

      Shirou loving himself would be the biggest change in this entire abridged series.

    • @galactic_road9113
      @galactic_road9113 3 роки тому +13

      Enemies to lovers😍

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 роки тому +25

      @@galactic_road9113 nah, Emiyas to lovers. 😋

    • @galactic_road9113
      @galactic_road9113 3 роки тому +5

      @@Crisjola LMAO SO TRUE

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 3 роки тому +127

    "Abridge it for me."
    I see what you did there.

    • @Wolfkey13
      @Wolfkey13 3 роки тому +2

      That got a good laugh out of me

  • @andresgutierrez340
    @andresgutierrez340 3 роки тому +112

    Alright. That "Brave Shine" edit with Shirou mirroring Heracles was pretty great

  • @l5121
    @l5121 3 роки тому +223

    I didn’t understand why Archer was so interested in Mana transfers until i remembered he is supposed to be from Saber route

    • @rubix4195
      @rubix4195 Рік тому +26

      Archer: "What was the music like? It's like a water dropping onto water and then a jaunty violin music before the transfer right?"
      Everyone else: "..."

  • @369destroyer
    @369destroyer 3 роки тому +212

    I'm just gonna say this, Archer's speech to Kuzuki is kinda funny when you consider that based on how he described it, Shirou Emiya himself is EVERYONE'S MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL!!!!

    • @eyeizarandummugga
      @eyeizarandummugga 3 роки тому +13

      Jeez...what does that make Ritsuka from FGO?

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer 3 роки тому +12

      @@eyeizarandummugga Didn't play but looked them up
      Every Fate Universe had their own "Everyone't Manic Pixie Dream Girl" I think lol

    • @dumpsockpuppet5619
      @dumpsockpuppet5619 3 роки тому +2

      It takes one to know one

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer 3 роки тому +4

      @@dumpsockpuppet5619 Yeah, wait, does that make ME a Manic Pixie Dream Girl too for pointing this out? Crap!

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 3 роки тому +5

      That's what Archer has been trying to get Shiro to realize the entire series, with Kuzuki he's just given up on hinting at it and is slapping Kuzuki with reality immediately.

  • @CanadianCrits
    @CanadianCrits 3 роки тому +225

    "It's usually Emiya or Tohsaka that's first to walk in..."
    Little did he know, it still is...
    Also I caught the "These reflections are why the episode took so long"
    Great job again guys! Can't wait for the next one.

    • @CanadianCrits
      @CanadianCrits 3 роки тому +5

      Also, I've been watching the Curse of Strahd campaign recently and now I can't help but see Hadrick breaking up with Jolyne who instead gets together with Xanthirics. 🤣

  • @RnRs77795
    @RnRs77795 3 роки тому +454

    Okay the Confession Scene, literally 10/10 for me. Besides it being heartwarming and hilarious. I love the way it played into make this a hard ship sell, but if you actual read into the characters of who the are, you get to see why what traits attracts them to each other. Shirou said it best in list when asked, passionate and hardworking. Confidence and perseverance are attractive qualities. He even said traits to call him out when hes being reckless, and yea he’s needs someone to stop his sacrificial lamb mentality.
    Im no Fate fanboy by any means, so im out of my depth when talking about this. But in all routes, Shirou ends up with someone different based on the choices he makes. I like to think that in life you could end up with anyone really, but its the choices and experiences we make that ultimately decides our fate. These two could end up with anyone else, in a number of possibilities, and is confirm in the routes we’ve seen, but they end up choosing each other. I don’t know why, I find that kind of sweet. Two stubborn people refuse to listen to anyone, even fate it self.
    Also, how Shirou goes to town in simping for Rin BOOTY is 10/10 writing, and does justice in saying what I wanted to say to her. Even if Rin isn’t your waifu, You can’t deny that ASS.

    • @simonmariolle351
      @simonmariolle351 3 роки тому +23

      I can't wait for that transfer scene, are they going to the blood route or the white route, and the scene with them as adults and college could be pretty wholesome, and we can only imagine how sad that soon dead small frightening child is going to be.

    • @holschermarc
      @holschermarc 3 роки тому +10

      I read between the lines that u have read the Visual Novel - i would say that alone defines u as a fate fanboy because literally nobody else would sink his time into this if it wasnt for getting every inch of fate lore possible

    • @hmthisisit
      @hmthisisit 3 роки тому +8

      Definitely my most preferred pair out of the three routes. Most grounded and complementary relationship without any toxicity. Plus, Shiro gets a pretty decent and happy future life in this route.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 2 роки тому

      I liked the threesome route

    • @FlaschenJoe11
      @FlaschenJoe11 Рік тому +4

      @@simonmariolle351 Or they go the "UBW Good Ending" route with Baeber, Rin and Shirou

  • @jamesw7174
    @jamesw7174 2 роки тому +107

    This literally made me Google "manic pixie girl"... Referred to Scott Pilgrim. The fun never ends

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 2 роки тому +7

      I mean, it’s not the origin of the term but Ramona is the pinnacle of manic pixie dream girl

  • @jacobbabson6786
    @jacobbabson6786 3 роки тому +143

    Archer is just playing a JRPG at this point. Going around and talking to all of the NPC to learn their backstory.

  • @greyfaceofaxe
    @greyfaceofaxe 3 роки тому +307

    After the eons, my waiting was rewarded.

  • @Austin_Triebe
    @Austin_Triebe 3 роки тому +323

    “What is your wish, and what is your true name?”
    “Don’t got one. Don’t know it.”
    “Come again.”
    😂😂😂

    • @chiiiiie5608
      @chiiiiie5608 3 роки тому +23

      "I can just simply kill you if you want"
      "ehhhhh RULE BREAKER"

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 2 роки тому +1

      If Rin really wanted to screw him over for betraying her she'd have revealed his true name and that his goal was to kill his past self

    • @yman7254
      @yman7254 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaeldaniels642 she didn’t even know it at that point

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 2 роки тому

      @@yman7254 in this she does. She very much hints that she knows in the abridged at that point. You can see it when she is questioning him about Caladbolg. She put two and two together after seeing Shirou project noble phantasms. Also, Shirou told her about the necklace before then in this I think but, would need to rewatch to be sure about that.

    • @yman7254
      @yman7254 2 роки тому

      @@michaeldaniels642 yeah i rewatched it she probably does know. Mb

  • @jinch21
    @jinch21 3 роки тому +137

    Not sure why, but I really cracked up too much at Archer's reaction to Shirou's Tracing
    "Hey, hey stop making those!"
    He sounds a mix of exasperated and offended that makes me laugh for some reason

  • @DaddyDownUnder51
    @DaddyDownUnder51 3 роки тому +197

    "Do you want the short version or the long version?"
    "Abridge it for me."
    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a third option now.

  • @Obi1Canobe198
    @Obi1Canobe198 3 роки тому +128

    The writing in this abridged series is just unmatched. Every episode and every character is just so well crafted that it keeps me invested in between these long months. Honestly, the scene between Shirou and Rin on the hill was so strangely wholesome and moving. I don't know how you guys do it. Amazing work!

  • @ultrastar6142
    @ultrastar6142 3 роки тому +50

    I really like how Archer is basically redescribing how he came to be while stating that would be Rin and Shirou's fate