Crazy cat lady challenge: •Must own ONLY cats •Must have 4 cats at a time •You must have adopted at least 6 kittens in you’re life •No exotic pets •you don’t need anyone else but you’re cats. •you need a house with at least two bedrooms you know... so you’re cats can use them.
*getting married* “Well,maybe we can get a wedding dress for the dog! And maybe it’s the dog that’s there and not..you.” -Bijuu Mike 2019 only caring for pets
I once had a bird in BitLife that lived for 58 years Like how do birds even live that long I had a cat and it went it’s entire lifetime with that bird and yet still the bird lived for another 10 years after that like how please logic You should just get a bird instead XD
Thank you so much for doing my challenge. Love the video. Can't believe I was scrub of the day. Your an amazing video can't wait to see your next amazing video. Have an amazing day. I laughed so hard during this video when you were reading the rules. I'll be creating more challenges for you.
I got 2 cats in 2015. At that point we had one other cat who liked to go outdoors. We knew that it wouldn’t be possible for the other two to stay inside all the time, with the older one always going inside and outside. We took them on leashes for the first few weeks around the yard to get them used to the outdoors. It worked, but let me tell you, getting them to walk in a straight line is a lot of work.
I took my cat for a walk on her first snow day ever. She was so happy and excited. She didn't know what was going on, so I put her in a big beach bag while walking through the neighborhood. The snow started melting on her fur, but she was so excited to see snow for the first time that she didn't even want to go back in the house. She sat by the door for a good 3 hours meowing to go back out. Suffice to say, I will have to take her on another snow walk next winter.
Yes, I take my cat for a walk but only at night because it's quieter, there is less people, less cars so she isn't that scared. She loves to go outside unless it's cold, raining or it's a daytime.
I literally did this. My cat Simba died so I adopted this 2-Year-Old Bulldog named Socks. I then proceeded to get emotionally attached to it. Every year I would feed Socks treats and take him to the vet to make sure he was healthy, and maintain a good relationship with him. Meanwhile, I never spoke to my family and assaulted my half-brother for trying to take me to a food festival. I didn't speak to my adopted son once. Socks lived a fine 10 years before he died of old age or something. He was a good boy.
It's funny you talk about showering with cats. Every time I shower, even of the door is closed, my cat will push the door open and hop in the shower with me. "CAT! NO!" Cat: *purrs*
Also Bijuu when gf is pregnant 🤔 Bijuu when cat hat kittens 😍 Bijuu: MORE KITTIES *uses cloning device and clones kittens* 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 Idk just my theory
I love how everyone is so excited because bitlife now has pets. My phone is really old so its like it still lives in the olden days, so all my apps update really slowly, all of you now have pets, I just got siblings and grandchildren.
Guys, TIME FOR DOG MAN 2 A app called BitLife made a portal and Biju and his husky went in and Biju had husky ears and a husky tail but he didn’t have his husky THANK YOU THANK YOU!
My cat Sabina really enjoys “walks” in our apartment buildings yard, if we bring her somewhere else though she gets stressed. It is more like she is walking us though, “follow me, human!”.
I have a challenge.... You have to be a little angel, Do everygood choice Rules: 1. You cant ask your parents for money 2. Be nice to everyone 3. Avoid drugs, Achioul, And bad foods 4. Spend time with family 5. Get a good job 6. have fun! 7. Get atleast 1 pet and take amazing care of them. This is so simple but just making something up...
Do this challenge, the perfect challenge. All of your statuses (happiness, etc) should be at a green level.(I guess looks is optional) You should have a decent relationship (coping with anxiety and depression without seeing a doctor results in losing) (Optional) name yourself perfect mcJohnman Have money and a good job A good house Dont go to prison Stay healthy (idk I haven't played bitlife so can they get obese?) Don't accept drugs or don't get into any fights (y'all should know this by now) Attend all funerals. Choose good choices when dealing with bullies or such. I've never played bitlife but maybe u could try this.
Hard Worker Challenge -Keep Studying Hard at School -Try To Get a Job -Get Fired -Get Another Job -Get Fired -Get Married, But Don’t Accept the Marriage (if she does) -If She’s Pregnant, Keep the Baby, But Don’t Take Care of It. -Get a Job -Get Fired -If You’re Old, Retire -If You Die, Play as Your Un-taken Cared Of Child -Do the Same Thing As His Dad
Here is a new challenge biju!! Animals of death •only get exotic pets •has to have at least half way craziness •treat them badly •never get a girlfriend/boyfriend and insult or assault any answer that gives you the option to •if one of your pet dies commit a crime That's all! I hope you see this and congrats to the scub of the day!!
Biju mike: Here, a gucci phone case for the phone you don't have biju mike: No worries here, I got you a phone dogo: thankyuuuuuuu me: can I get those things too pls
Dr Phil Challange: .have a horrible realationship with your mom .get a job in as a therapist or a psychologist .assualt 3 people .live until 60 or over .DO NOT GO TO JAIL .DO NOT GET A GIRLFRIEND Don't judge me please
The Good Life Challenge 1. Respect family 1.5. Treat siblings with care even with fights 2. Reject first kiss (Christian Family) 3. Get a girlfriend/boyfriend at the age of 18 4. Get a job 5. Get a pet (No exotic animals) 6. Go to family funerals 7. If low happiness, meditate or go to the gym 8. Always immediately go to the doctors if something happens to your health 9. Get a house 10. Propose and have kids 11. Always have a pet 12. Spoil kids Good luck Bijuu Mike! Have fun!
00:00 - your so lucky you have a pet bcuz after begging my parents for 5 years i finnaly got a cat but after a month of having her.. we found out i am alergic to cats ( my fav animals ) so we had to give her away... i cried for weeks... and my aunt ( a doctor ) told me that if i am close to cats i might have athsma ( sorry for spelling english isnt my 1st language :< )
You know some dogs get taken on walks by their owners... But... this is a rare sight almost as rare as the species Bijuu to have one fur color... The human gets taken on walks by the dog :D
i once tried taking my cat for a walk, thinking he'd love it because he always stuck half his body out the window when it was open. i was wrong. apparently he is thoroughly terrified of the outdoors (probably bcs his previous owners abandoned him when they moved away and we took him in after finding him eating out of our garbage). so, after 10 minutes of trying to help his dumb ass get back inside we agreed to never do that again 😂
My dog used to be neglected with her last owner and we adopted her and now I spoil the CRAP outta her she probably forgot about her old life she’s so happy ☺️
"Oh yeah I gotta cheat on my lover real quick, let me do that."
-Bijuu Mike 2019
So he cheated WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
That’s what happens when you spend too much time on the camera. 😂🤣
00g za
**whole family dies**
Bijuu: ..Okay..?
**dog dies**
Bijuu: OH GOD SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE! HE'S DYING
It's probably true.
Omg hewo! UwU
That's so sad that the f- dog dies 😨 ( LOL 🤣)
Hello
Omg lazie nugget Hi!
Crazy cat lady challenge:
•Must own ONLY cats
•Must have 4 cats at a time
•You must have adopted at least 6 kittens in you’re life
•No exotic pets
•you don’t need anyone else but you’re cats.
•you need a house with at least two bedrooms you know... so you’re cats can use them.
Ok i am hella doing this
What if you arent a lady? (Illuminati)
your*
I thought you could only have 3 pets at a time...😐🤔
Doggo Expresso Jaidene Animates Jaiden Animations*
"What's that.. oh she only has a 10% chance of living? That's fine - hAvE yOu SeEn mY cAt?"
Thank you so much for that.
*getting married*
“Well,maybe we can get a wedding dress for the dog! And maybe it’s the dog that’s there and not..you.”
-Bijuu Mike 2019 only caring for pets
I don't want no scrub of the day...
A scrub is a day that can't get no love from me.
YASS I wanted to send this the music video to him !
Haha finally! TLC!
Cat Lady - Was that a Billie Eilish reference?
Billie: - With no clothes on-
Mom: Don’t say no clothes.
Mom: That’s a double negative.
Billie:
Kobe Fisher
Nobody:
Dogs:
Doge:
Evil Doge: cracks your skull
Edit: someone said it was cut so
Evil Doge: cuts your skull
@@lucidlattes le epicly dabs bc sir FLAMINGO is ok
Not cracks cuts
?
Awesome Ninja Okeh
The edit is wrong
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He make your skull* *cracc*
😂😂
XD
That’s a mood
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
😂👌
"You get a dog and they kinda love you" Said Bijuu Mike 0:29
-dog fights Bijuu Mike for not giving him a better Gucci bed- (2:14)
I once had a bird in BitLife that lived for 58 years
Like how do birds even live that long I had a cat and it went it’s entire lifetime with that bird and yet still the bird lived for another 10 years after that like how please logic
You should just get a bird instead XD
Game logic uwu
Not game logic, some birds live to be around 60ish. The average parrot lives to be 50.
LIES
siri: parrots can only live up to 20 years
me: GRAPE JUICE
Once i had 3 birds (in life). And it lived as much as I'm living right now (cuz I'm 11)
some parrots can live 80 years
He dyes his hair because he's tired of the names we give him.
Well.
*Emo~mike* you can't escape
LOL
Stop being mean
They’re not being mean it’s a joke
Sharpie mike*
@@PinkertonTinkerton yeah good. But sharpies come in color.
He protec
He attac
But dat dog
Makes ur skull go crack
Haa
Square Pickle Studios
Lol
This made my day XDD
Crac*
Thank you so much for doing my challenge. Love the video. Can't believe I was scrub of the day. Your an amazing video can't wait to see your next amazing video. Have an amazing day. I laughed so hard during this video when you were reading the rules. I'll be creating more challenges for you.
Multi Universe take a shot every time she said ‘amazing’ lol
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
I saw your comment before bjiuu heart it and it was so good
Kariyah Unicorn thanks
@@Emily-ph8ld your welcome wanna free puppy 🐕
Awesome now you have two pets
A Husky
And *Clarence!*
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He thinks bijju mike's head is snacc
XD
This just made my day
AGAIN, IM WEARING THE SAME SHIRT AS YOU-
CURRENTLY
HOW
lol I love how this keeps happening
GennaDraws where can I get this said shirt?
:0000 me too-
SPENCERS is where I got it
69...Don't like it
Do you like Be More Chill?
BIJUU MIKE IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN MCR BROKE UP!!!
Jasmine Cruz hmhnfgcu
Let's all cry in g note now
*CRYS IN G NOTE*
**cries in g note**
I was wearing a mcr hoodie today wjjrbsjwnfbkalwmsm
i have taken my cat for a walk
she loved it
I got 2 cats in 2015. At that point we had one other cat who liked to go outdoors. We knew that it wouldn’t be possible for the other two to stay inside all the time, with the older one always going inside and outside. We took them on leashes for the first few weeks around the yard to get them used to the outdoors. It worked, but let me tell you, getting them to walk in a straight line is a lot of work.
I took my cat for a walk on her first snow day ever. She was so happy and excited. She didn't know what was going on, so I put her in a big beach bag while walking through the neighborhood. The snow started melting on her fur, but she was so excited to see snow for the first time that she didn't even want to go back in the house. She sat by the door for a good 3 hours meowing to go back out. Suffice to say, I will have to take her on another snow walk next winter.
Like the skits bijuu if you could im sure people would like to see more!
Bijuu : **gets attacked be demon doggo thingy**
DeeDee : lAyInG iNtEnSifIeS
Bijuu:Close ur eyes I got the Gucci
Me:Opens and runs to gucci
Gucci is selling rasict merch ;-;
iiiOmq_ItzPoptartii Xoxo wait, really? *burns the Gucci I don’t have*
'I've neglected my family. I have done everything right!'
....wow.....that's messed up....
🤣🤣🤣
For a few seconds I thought that husky was real and he was just using a computerized voice on it... *Questions life choices*
Your dog in the intro is me.
Completely dead inside :)
so souls can die?
/music plays.
@@matthewgalaan8571 *cues titanic theme song* XD
Never name a pet Lucky... they are never lucky. Trust me. I work in a vet. I see all the unlucky Luckys.
Midmists I have a Lucky, and he is really nice :3
So sad
How about Unlucky
*you can’t stop me from taking showers with my precious floofballs*
Yes, I take my cat for a walk but only at night because it's quieter, there is less people, less cars so she isn't that scared. She loves to go outside unless it's cold, raining or it's a daytime.
Meh friend: i have cats and a fish that never dies
Me: WTF I THOUGHT YOUR FISH IS DED OoO
I actually do but they will die
oh ok :v
hi CHARA
The third time you see bijuu mikes hair black
aMeRiCa ExPlAiN
*tapping on computer screen intensifies*
Arkansas explain
I played bitlife
I lived up to a 100 years
I was very happy
Sorry but I lived for.....101 years Gg
@@1v1v1mebrofortnite7 im iprest learn me the way how to live 101 years in bitlife
I lived for 112 yall are noobs (this is a joke dont attack me)
Once I somehow managed to live to about 120, I was very depressed because everyone I loved died.
longest i lived was 123 years lmao
It folks me so long to figure out that was a stuffed dog 😂
Saaaaaammeeeee
Me too lol
It's a cuddle clone based exactly like his dog that's why ;)
Same here! Lmao 😂
*took
Bijuu is not a green highlighter nor pink but now he’s a black sharpie
My husky Dakota died and then after Bitlife was like "You've been promoted to private first class!"
*You peasant.*
I demand Scrub of the Day.
Hannah Near yes your magesty
*bows down*
Mijuu Bike: You know those people that just spoil their pets?
Me: *Waves*
WoW
Much dog
Such rich
Monz
Doggo hapy
Oh.my.GOOOD Doggo WHY?! The money was moving! (Just a joke,dont hate me)
That oldest cat lived longer than my dad. Rip
Kayla Bare awe, I feel bad
Sorry for ur loss.😢😢
Aww 😢
THAT IS DARK
I'm sorry...
Lol Cool
I literally did this.
My cat Simba died so I adopted this 2-Year-Old Bulldog named Socks. I then proceeded to get emotionally attached to it. Every year I would feed Socks treats and take him to the vet to make sure he was healthy, and maintain a good relationship with him. Meanwhile, I never spoke to my family and assaulted my half-brother for trying to take me to a food festival. I didn't speak to my adopted son once.
Socks lived a fine 10 years before he died of old age or something.
He was a good boy.
@Emileigh Charlton I'm dying of laughter, thank you.
Found out I got depression but you will cure me!
"You were together for 12 years"
BIJUU: you're moving way to fast for me
*me screaming actually really loud*
_THE SHIRT!!_
My cat died She was named Feebee She was 20 or 21 she died in her sleep while i was at school...
Edit:This is real life...
2:14 I love how the dog is like "Yeah, you do whatever your doing and i'm gonna go pee under the fire hydrant I guess..."
That thumbnail 😂
bro your camera quality tho👌
you gave me a heart!💙💙Thank you!
I think I spoil my dog... BUT SHES SUCH A GOOD GIRL! She’s my Kawaii pupper! How do you not love her? 💗
It's funny you talk about showering with cats. Every time I shower, even of the door is closed, my cat will push the door open and hop in the shower with me.
"CAT! NO!"
Cat: *purrs*
Also Bijuu when gf is pregnant 🤔
Bijuu when cat hat kittens 😍
Bijuu: MORE KITTIES *uses cloning device and clones kittens*
😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
Idk just my theory
Yea u want a guuchi bag it's expensive but I will buy it. Dog: that's the wrong color raaaaarrr
me: 6 seconds into the vid
also me: LOOK AT DAT MONIKA T-SHIRT LOVING ITTTTTTTTT
Your T-shirt is cool,
Your videos are cool,
You're cool ;v
And you too, person seeing this comment ;v
U too (:
Thanks
Quack
July 03 blaht
I'm not cool, I'm *hot*
Having a really bad day today, your videos are all I wanna watch! Thanks Pikachu Mike. 💚
I love how everyone is so excited because bitlife now has pets. My phone is really old so its like it still lives in the olden days, so all my apps update really slowly, all of you now have pets, I just got siblings and grandchildren.
BIJUU MIKE I GOT MY SENPIE TODAY!!!!!♡♡♡I'm soooooo HAPPY
Senpai*
j-hope lover i got my senpai the Monday before Valentine's Day and we're still together…i hope ur relationship goes smoothly
I laughed way too much during this video lol (Like if you did too)
bijuu mike: they could be saying anything behind our back
me: *turns to dog* have you been cursing at me all this time
Zelda fell of a roof and died.
*the first cat to prove that cats don’t always land on their feet*
Guys, TIME FOR DOG MAN 2
A app called BitLife made a portal and Biju and his husky went in and Biju had husky ears and a husky tail but he didn’t have his husky
THANK YOU THANK YOU!
I took my cat on a walk.. She loves taking walks, but she ends up getting lose from her leash and chases our chickens around lol
How do u get the pets
👏👏 *eat moar chiken* 👏👏
👏👏 *Eat moar chiken* 👏👏
👏👏 *EAT MOAR CHIKEN* 👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏 *YEETUS CLEETUS EATS MOAR CHIKEN MEATUS* 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I just realized I'm wearing the same shirt as you LOL
My cat Sabina really enjoys “walks” in our apartment buildings yard, if we bring her somewhere else though she gets stressed.
It is more like she is walking us though, “follow me, human!”.
At 5:18
I was ACTUALLY eating an apple then! 😅 How awkward... 😶
I love your channel so much Bijuu Mike
I took my cat for a walk before. The whole time he dragged behind... OwO"
I just got back from taking my cat for a walk... so yeah....
I have a challenge....
You have to be a little angel, Do everygood choice
Rules:
1. You cant ask your parents for money
2. Be nice to everyone
3. Avoid drugs, Achioul, And bad foods
4. Spend time with family
5. Get a good job
6. have fun!
7. Get atleast 1 pet and take amazing care of them.
This is so simple but just making something up...
Do this challenge, the perfect challenge.
All of your statuses (happiness, etc) should be at a green level.(I guess looks is optional)
You should have a decent relationship (coping with anxiety and depression without seeing a doctor results in losing)
(Optional) name yourself perfect mcJohnman
Have money and a good job
A good house
Dont go to prison
Stay healthy (idk I haven't played bitlife so can they get obese?)
Don't accept drugs or don't get into any fights (y'all should know this by now)
Attend all funerals.
Choose good choices when dealing with bullies or such.
I've never played bitlife but maybe u could try this.
I call dibs on being scrub of the day 👌🏼😎
I love u channel
Can u do the abc pet challenge
I felt weird this vid cause my name's Robin XD
Hard Worker Challenge
-Keep Studying Hard at School
-Try To Get a Job
-Get Fired
-Get Another Job
-Get Fired
-Get Married, But Don’t Accept the Marriage (if she does)
-If She’s Pregnant, Keep the Baby, But Don’t Take Care of It.
-Get a Job
-Get Fired
-If You’re Old, Retire
-If You Die, Play as Your Un-taken Cared Of Child
-Do the Same Thing As His Dad
Here is a new challenge biju!!
Animals of death
•only get exotic pets
•has to have at least half way craziness
•treat them badly
•never get a girlfriend/boyfriend and insult or assault any answer that gives you the option to
•if one of your pet dies commit a crime
That's all! I hope you see this and congrats to the scub of the day!!
Where oh where did my emo boi go?
Oh wait nvm found him :D
I tried to walk my cat once
It was terrible she wouldn't move
So I picked her up and put her in the house she ran away then came back for food
I took my cat on a walk
She ran away😭😭
awww. I'm so sorry.
NOO
Sorry about your cat but I do hope you find your cat
You must finds her
I hope you find her\he
Oh em gee! You know Rachel & Jun?!!!!! Yay!!! I love you guys both!!!!
We do not deserve animals they have undying love for us even when they are abused they are so innocent and pure
*Mike says rachel and Jun* PooooKki ?? KooHAku??? naGI?? kitCHEN??
Gachatubers take notes (the spoiled dog brat or the hated cat that got a Gucci bed)
Edit:senpai noticed me yayyyy
i turned on notifications to get scrub of the day and i never had and im tired of the emails please micheal
same actually...
I never saw your dog before and he/she IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!
Bijuu: *Hovers over upgrade button*
Bijuu: *Moves closer*
Upgrade button: Y͙O͙U͙ C͙A͙N͙T͙ U͙P͙G͙R͙A͙D͙E͙ S͙O͙M͙E͙O͙N͙E͙ T͙H͙A͙T͙S͙ A͙L͙R͙E͙A͙D͙Y͙ P͙E͙R͙F͙E͙C͙T͙ ❤️
Biju mike: Here, a gucci phone case for the phone you don't have
biju mike: No worries here, I got you a phone
dogo: thankyuuuuuuu
me: can I get those things too pls
Dr Phil Challange:
.have a horrible realationship with your mom
.get a job in as a therapist or a psychologist
.assualt 3 people
.live until 60 or over
.DO NOT GO TO JAIL
.DO NOT GET A GIRLFRIEND
Don't judge me please
Yes
MAH DOOD I CLICKED AS SOON AS I GOT THE NOTIFICATION AND THERE WAS OVER 100 COMMENTS 🌟⭐️
Howwww
That jerryrigeverything ipad sequence was my favourite
The Good Life Challenge
1. Respect family
1.5. Treat siblings with care even with fights
2. Reject first kiss (Christian Family)
3. Get a girlfriend/boyfriend at the age of 18
4. Get a job
5. Get a pet (No exotic animals)
6. Go to family funerals
7. If low happiness, meditate or go to the gym
8. Always immediately go to the doctors if something happens to your health
9. Get a house
10. Propose and have kids
11. Always have a pet
12. Spoil kids
Good luck Bijuu Mike! Have fun!
Im wearing that monika shirt rn
Im also playing bitlife rn
HUH
THAT LEGEND OF ZELDA REFERENCE and sadly no you can't just chop some grass and find hearts buddy
Hi Toby!
1 veiw 7 liles 2 comments
First of all..AM I REALLY REALLY EARLY??
And..what the heck youtube??
00:00 - your so lucky you have a pet
bcuz after begging my parents for 5 years i finnaly got a cat
but after a month of having her..
we found out i am alergic to cats ( my fav animals )
so we had to give her away...
i cried for weeks...
and my aunt ( a doctor ) told me that if i am close to cats i might have athsma ( sorry for spelling english isnt my 1st language :< )
You know some dogs get taken on walks by their owners...
But... this is a rare sight almost as rare as the species Bijuu to have one fur color...
The human gets taken on walks by the dog
:D
Your new name is the almighty emo deathnote king
XD I SWEAR!
*cat falls off roof*
Me: ;-; r.i.p zelda
Your icon is the perfect picture for this video!! XD
Hey es I like my comment T3T
i once tried taking my cat for a walk, thinking he'd love it because he always stuck half his body out the window when it was open. i was wrong. apparently he is thoroughly terrified of the outdoors (probably bcs his previous owners abandoned him when they moved away and we took him in after finding him eating out of our garbage). so, after 10 minutes of trying to help his dumb ass get back inside we agreed to never do that again 😂
My dog used to be neglected with her last owner and we adopted her and now I spoil the CRAP outta her she probably forgot about her old life she’s so happy ☺️