What if Kamikaze Pilot Survived?

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  • @copotato3423
    @copotato3423 3 роки тому +5046

    Pilot: We dont have any missiles, sire.
    Commander: No, *you* are the missile.

    • @nahim2lazy653
      @nahim2lazy653 3 роки тому +57

      Do they not get missiles or were they inspired by "suicide is baddass"

    • @trezapoioiuy
      @trezapoioiuy 3 роки тому +62

      @@nahim2lazy653 "What's this new invention, "missiles"?"
      "Uhm, apparently it's like a bomb, but with an engine to fly to its destination, and some kind of controls to get to the right target"
      "say no more"

    • @Fiperyx
      @Fiperyx 3 роки тому +11

      Sire loris?
      The hacker of among us

    • @zyx_nim
      @zyx_nim 3 роки тому +8

      Pilot: oh s***

    • @unreliablekid4172
      @unreliablekid4172 3 роки тому +9

      @@zyx_nim pilot:picks up uno reverse card
      Pilot:No, you are the missile

  • @Suicide_is_cute
    @Suicide_is_cute 4 роки тому +30011

    Kamikaze instructor be like: " *Watch closely boys I gonna do this only once* "

    • @jacobhowell406
      @jacobhowell406 4 роки тому +642

      Lmfaoaooao

    • @jude4400
      @jude4400 4 роки тому +216

      shaiuhaiuhhaiunauin mood

    • @Johnny_James07
      @Johnny_James07 4 роки тому +684

      The username makes this comment even better

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 роки тому +335

      Student: how do I do that again, sensei?

    • @julianchavez1816
      @julianchavez1816 4 роки тому +41

      They were pilots

  • @hi-uv5mp
    @hi-uv5mp 4 роки тому +3150

    Emporer: what will you do now?
    Kamikaze: I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far

  • @ryan_69420
    @ryan_69420 3 роки тому +1731

    Imagine how confused the allies would be on the first kamikaze attack. They were just dogfighting some enemies and suddenly the enemies just went straight down

    • @srcreeper02550
      @srcreeper02550 2 роки тому +137

      "he came low as if he was going to land on our aircraft carrier "
      account of a marine who was on the carrier of the first attack

    • @bennoel4555
      @bennoel4555 Рік тому +14

      Exactly what happened yeah. Mad confused, first kamikaze was a damaged fighter plane.

    • @bennoel4555
      @bennoel4555 Рік тому +4

      Survivors in the air group reported how much damage it caused and they weaponized it.

    • @saltrocj
      @saltrocj 8 місяців тому +2

      ‘I see the last plane, but no worries, he’s just killing himself.’ Sorry if thats offensive

    • @notgadot
      @notgadot 6 місяців тому

      Poor japanese

  • @OfficerPak
    @OfficerPak 4 роки тому +9342

    Pilot: “Emperor, I have returned from my kamikaze mission.”
    Emperor: “wait wha-”
    Pilot: “what”

    • @toast6494
      @toast6494 4 роки тому +590

      "You're lying, nobody comes back when you crash!"
      *sees smoke and screaming*
      "Alright I believe you"

    • @zawwin1846
      @zawwin1846 4 роки тому +373

      Fun Fact- People do not always die when they are killed.

    • @crimsonguy975
      @crimsonguy975 4 роки тому +86

      @@zawwin1846Is that a Fate reference?

    • @alphariz
      @alphariz 4 роки тому +64

      @@crimsonguy975 i am the Bone of my sword

    • @zawwin1846
      @zawwin1846 4 роки тому +116

      @@crimsonguy975 No, it is a JoJo reference. Everything is a JoJo reference even if it is not a JoJo reference.

  • @gregjones8800
    @gregjones8800 4 роки тому +28255

    Commander: *"You'll respawn I promise."*

  • @Thateliteplayer
    @Thateliteplayer 4 роки тому +4134

    Pilot: "I completed my mission sir"
    Commander: "Great Job, I'm proud of yo... wait what ?!"
    Pilot: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @JanScottFrazier
    @JanScottFrazier 3 роки тому +966

    I (from USA) was living in Japan and visiting Kyoto with my (Japanese) wife and British boss. We got in a taxi and the driver was a kamikaze pilot who never took off. He sat in his plane on the runway and eventually they told them to move the planes back. His description of all that was so powerful. The war ended that day. He was really cool and I'm so glad we met him.

    • @benimoo7894
      @benimoo7894 2 роки тому +43

      woah! that's so crazy!!

    • @shahrulamar5358
      @shahrulamar5358 2 роки тому +44

      Wow !! He still can drive taxi at the old age.

    • @buffpenguingamez3860
      @buffpenguingamez3860 2 роки тому +5

      Woah cool woah cool woah cool woah cool woah cool woah cool woah cool woah cool woah cool

    • @zarfo2667
      @zarfo2667 2 роки тому +37

      Zamn imagine the feeling of preparing your whole mentality to perform your final mission, and later they tell you to go back

    • @highboi6954
      @highboi6954 2 роки тому +2

      Wow

  • @Xaumythical
    @Xaumythical 3 роки тому +6466

    “Sir, we’ve run out of ammunition”, Sir:”You are the ammunition”

  • @jaydenbrown4503
    @jaydenbrown4503 4 роки тому +4859

    Kamikaze pilot: survives
    Commander: "You had one job🤦‍♂️"

    • @spinning_ice1487
      @spinning_ice1487 4 роки тому +30

      Yeah

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 роки тому +154

      Plot twist. The pilot respawned at the hospital without any visible injuries

    • @Kakaragi
      @Kakaragi 4 роки тому +10

      My plane had a shotty engine

    • @yaxgeez
      @yaxgeez 4 роки тому +3

      @@99mrpogi "a scar"

    • @mrdoge3001
      @mrdoge3001 4 роки тому +3

      @@99mrpogi yes just yes

  • @Ineko_music
    @Ineko_music 3 роки тому +4186

    "The most dangerous enemies are the ones that aren't afraid to die."

    • @cryptohouse1676
      @cryptohouse1676 3 роки тому +238

      I think kamikaze pilots where scared to die. But they where manipulated by peer pressure, threat of being shot if they said no, threat of dishonor and the lure of being called a "hero".

    • @felixhk3084
      @felixhk3084 3 роки тому +137

      @@cryptohouse1676 not really, some were affraid to die but many that were not, it was not because of their bravery, but their beliefs, they believe that they will resurrect in the next life, but they could get a better next life if they were to die as an honored man dying for their country and the Emperor. Even nowadays in Japan, more people died from suicide more than Covid which was heavily impacted by their beliefs.

    • @ttchme9816
      @ttchme9816 3 роки тому +97

      @@felixhk3084 it's not JUST their beliefs, it's literally their culture. Telling them to abandon their honor is like telling Americans to break all the amendments.
      Also, their beliefs has nothing to do with suicide, most suicides are caused by economic struggles, pressure from everyone and mental illness like depression.

    • @threathy
      @threathy 3 роки тому +5

      Nah

    • @Rzo139
      @Rzo139 3 роки тому +21

      True. On that note, Allies in Europe later stated, as they got closer to Germany, the most fervent and difficult battles were the ones against the teenagers because they were full of adrenaline which made them seem fearless and they weren't afraid to die.

  • @pokemondude3821
    @pokemondude3821 2 роки тому +529

    pilot: sir we are out of ammo.
    commander : you are the bullet

  • @godzillakaijuboy
    @godzillakaijuboy 4 роки тому +5553

    In a nutshell
    Japan: You got a lot of nerve being alive

  • @daimonji632
    @daimonji632 4 роки тому +4216

    Kamikaze: Didn't die
    Goes back to Japan: *Dies* anyway

    • @Jaysmh
      @Jaysmh 4 роки тому +11

      @勇樹 finally someone got the meme right

    • @nevergonnagiveuup3744
      @nevergonnagiveuup3744 4 роки тому +7

      Japan: Fine, I’ll do it myself

    • @daimonji632
      @daimonji632 4 роки тому

      @bruhify army but it's 2.3k already

    • @snowballin7416
      @snowballin7416 4 роки тому +2

      Kamikaze pilots were sent back due to the Japanese not having enough planes.

    • @LEGENDGAMER-yr6wb
      @LEGENDGAMER-yr6wb 4 роки тому

      Wasted

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +8016

    “So if your friends all crashed themselves into a ship wouldn’t you too?”
    Peer pressure from Japan in WWII

  • @maninifarmer1338
    @maninifarmer1338 2 роки тому +105

    I was stationed in Japan from 1966 to 1969 and met a Kamikazi pilot. He was injured on takeoff and was hospitalized until the war ended. He said he was ashamed at first for not completing his mission. However, later he realized it was a futile attempt by the military at the time.

    • @notgadot
      @notgadot 11 місяців тому +1

      *realiSed

    • @fluffyou9276
      @fluffyou9276 7 місяців тому +5

      @@notgadot The world's bigger than just your country. If an American is talking, they will use American spelling. Get over it.

    • @notgadot
      @notgadot 6 місяців тому

      @@fluffyou9276 english is british, y4nk.. accept and admit it

    • @notgadot
      @notgadot 6 місяців тому +1

      RULE, BRITANNIA! 🈹🈲

    • @slipperyspider3897
      @slipperyspider3897 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@notgadotdamn im a brit but you are a patriot 😂

  • @DavitaTZ
    @DavitaTZ 3 роки тому +1998

    "When you die"
    Games: Try Again
    Kamikaze: Mission Passed Respect+

    • @darksoulwithin1003
      @darksoulwithin1003 3 роки тому +14

      Orr not...

    • @tantanryuryo5716
      @tantanryuryo5716 3 роки тому +28

      Honor+*

    • @SonOfAFridge_
      @SonOfAFridge_ 3 роки тому +36

      "when you survived"
      Games: Level Complete!
      Kamikaze: Mission Failed

    • @mohican8860
      @mohican8860 3 роки тому +5

      If mission failed then they can't tackle but not just be died

    • @muoitran9319
      @muoitran9319 3 роки тому

      @@SonOfAFridge_ we'll get em next time!

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 4 роки тому +947

    At the interview;
    "Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"
    "With a wife, two children and a nice garden"
    "Wrong answer!"

  • @IAmunator
    @IAmunator 3 роки тому +3268

    Japan: “You have two options, death or die.”

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 3 роки тому +426

    Maybe I just don't get the point of a kamikaze pilot. But wouldn't it make more efficient sense if they just put an ejector seat and so that they can eject themselves let the plane crash into their Target and then they live to do it again?

    • @TheOriginalJphyper
      @TheOriginalJphyper 3 роки тому +179

      Japanese culture. Running away like that is dishonorable. Plus, they're ejecting right next to an enemy ship. They're not going back to Japan. They'll either get captured, shot, or drowned.

    • @tunafish0265
      @tunafish0265 3 роки тому +42

      They would probably get captured by enemy and that would be whorse

    • @jamildacalos6381
      @jamildacalos6381 3 роки тому +15

      same thoughts but @@TheOriginalJphyper have a point

    • @jakeg3126
      @jakeg3126 3 роки тому +59

      Well if they survived they’d either drown or get picked up and get locked up in a jail cell by and enemy, maybe tortured for all they knew

    • @Biruk006
      @Biruk006 3 роки тому +13

      They should’ve just dropped bombs and then the plane and pilot could have a chance of escape. Instead of just suicide 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @jholo8225
    @jholo8225 4 роки тому +1712

    "when you die"
    Games: try again
    Kamikaze: mission success

    • @SpiderBoyDMC
      @SpiderBoyDMC 4 роки тому +34

      Mission passed respect

    • @henrystickmin3194
      @henrystickmin3194 4 роки тому +7

      @@SpiderBoyDMC gta sa refrence

    • @Shakaalis
      @Shakaalis 4 роки тому +20

      Mission failed succesfully

    • @randomabuser
      @randomabuser 3 роки тому +3

      What about the ones who got shot down and died before getting close to there objective

    • @jholo8225
      @jholo8225 3 роки тому +2

      @@randomabuser mission failed
      GAME OVER

  • @kcried1081
    @kcried1081 3 роки тому +1604

    Middle aged general: “ young ppl it’s an honor for u to go die for your country”
    Also middle aged general: “ honey I will be home by 11”

    • @lyuuy7477
      @lyuuy7477 3 роки тому +137

      actually A day before their surrender the admiral wrote an apology letter to all the kamikaze pilots that had died that he apologized for failing and for the pilots dying in vain before he went and then he killed himself

    • @kcried1081
      @kcried1081 3 роки тому +75

      ​@@lyuuy7477 Well , then at least he wasn't one of those types but plenty of old ppl send young ppl to wars only for them to live out the rest of their days. the hypocrisy that is war is what im really pointing out, not necessary limited to the kamakazie pilots themselves.

    • @randompotatoonnet6177
      @randompotatoonnet6177 3 роки тому +24

      @@lyuuy7477 Well atleast he died with his honor intact, because nobody wanna lives a tale of a man who sacrifice alot of life just to surrender in the end. I, myself would commit seppuku too if i were him.

    • @perfectgematriadecodesabc4259
      @perfectgematriadecodesabc4259 3 роки тому +5

      @@randompotatoonnet6177 facts

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 3 роки тому +15

      Its not bad when someone who actually has fought in battles then sends people to war, whats the worst is when civilians do it, because they have no idea what it takes.

  • @alexanderivannikov6329
    @alexanderivannikov6329 4 роки тому +1093

    Instructor - So that’s how you take off
    Pilot - Oh ok so how do you land
    Instructor - Yah about that

  • @HauntedHenry
    @HauntedHenry Рік тому +135

    My grandfather was a kamikaze pilot and was recruited 1 week before the war ended at the age of 16 years old. He got no kills, was willing to die for his country and survived. He never went on any missions and only received training. He said he didn’t know what he was thinking and shortly died of natural causes after I was born. He was an epic man.

    • @zllazilla
      @zllazilla Рік тому +5

      Thats cool

    • @Knokos
      @Knokos Рік тому +1

      giga chad

    • @deniseeulert2503
      @deniseeulert2503 8 місяців тому +2

      Good to see he passed on sensible genes.

    • @arifyi.8422
      @arifyi.8422 8 місяців тому +2

      Apparently every commentor was related to a kamikaze pilot now. So much lies

    • @notgadot
      @notgadot 6 місяців тому

      We believe you

  • @balldontlie4524
    @balldontlie4524 3 роки тому +1709

    A. Volunteer willingly
    B. Volunteer
    C. Refuse
    Japanese soldier: Oh this is easy I pick C.
    Japanese officer: That's the wrong answer but don't worry you can try again. Here's another questionnaire.

    • @Martin-rr5tv
      @Martin-rr5tv 3 роки тому +71

      *picks C again*

    • @ImSoLuckyFr
      @ImSoLuckyFr 3 роки тому +98

      @@Martin-rr5tv thats the wrong answer, but dont worry you can try again

    • @waqs8708
      @waqs8708 3 роки тому +50

      *picks c again*

    • @mewhenthewhenthe5062
      @mewhenthewhenthe5062 3 роки тому +55

      @@waqs8708 *A G A I N*

    • @ezrabrwn
      @ezrabrwn 3 роки тому +66

      @ismail Cem Eroglu EXECUTION

  • @robquan71
    @robquan71 3 роки тому +8203

    Imagine being a Kamikaze pilot a day before Japan surrendered.

    • @sunny12557
      @sunny12557 3 роки тому +454

      @@yousuck7236 they said imagine, I think they know that one didn’t happen a day before.

    • @RN-rl2du
      @RN-rl2du 3 роки тому +179

      That actually happened

    • @lun7r565
      @lun7r565 3 роки тому +51

      @@yousuck7236 nah your just saying facts, ignore em mate

    • @bluex610
      @bluex610 3 роки тому +60

      He lived the rest of his life in sorrow, anguish and regret. All the way to 92.

    • @yuriang_8050
      @yuriang_8050 3 роки тому +15

      @Pestilence Wayward how's that edgy tho

  • @sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610
    @sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610 4 роки тому +1159

    japan:*sacrifices thousands of people in a 1-way mission and shoot pilots who they forcefully conscripted if they failed*
    also japan: why dont we have enough pilots

    • @Corrupted14
      @Corrupted14 4 роки тому +27

      They didn't have the gas or planes to keep a real airforce flying actual missions.

    • @borschtisgud
      @borschtisgud 4 роки тому +16

      The pilots wouldn't be executed if they fail. Japan values kamikaze pilots, apparently.
      Edit: The video itself said that the pilots who survived for reasons beyond their control would not be executed.

    • @Nhatanh0475
      @Nhatanh0475 4 роки тому +10

      @@borschtisgud But they will have to try again.

    • @indolentokra5619
      @indolentokra5619 4 роки тому +17

      it's because japan is the only country in the world where the word "honour" is one of the most important thing to japanese but that's no more. If a Samauri is supposed to stab him self in the abdomen with his katana to show honour and not defeat after he lost on the battle field or in a sword fight and that's part of their tradition makes you think they wouldn't??.. besides am sure japan has one of the highest suicide rates in the world

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 4 роки тому +18

      THE NERD GAMING ENT. Yeah Japan has a high suicide rate but it's has little to do with honour these days it's mostly due to pressure from the school system and bullying

  • @al_wax
    @al_wax 3 роки тому +591

    Imagine your own parents, family members and best friends being so brainwashed to want you to die and then shame you if you survive.

    • @greenbot9835
      @greenbot9835 3 роки тому +53

      Imagine being so brainwashed that you think that it's the others who are brainwashed

    • @al_wax
      @al_wax 3 роки тому

      @@greenbot9835 go HYS

    • @motchiman5423
      @motchiman5423 2 роки тому +14

      @@al_wax Bruh...

    • @vbadimothebadassjackass8011
      @vbadimothebadassjackass8011 2 роки тому +25

      @@greenbot9835 Bruh.

    • @magnet4214
      @magnet4214 2 роки тому +6

      And who said you're not brainwashed?

  • @willywonky420
    @willywonky420 4 роки тому +9544

    If you feel useless in life, remember that Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

    • @pandaman1367
      @pandaman1367 4 роки тому +622

      I mean they still had to complete their mission. Everything had to work well before executing their mission

    • @willywonky420
      @willywonky420 4 роки тому +655

      @@pandaman1367 It's a joke.

    • @maxsnow9952
      @maxsnow9952 3 роки тому +272

      And clothes for that matter

    • @notme69
      @notme69 3 роки тому +173

      They could still be shot down midflight
      So that doubles as protection
      (Yes i know its a joke)

    • @Suatsel
      @Suatsel 3 роки тому +15

      @@pandaman1367 wait bro

  • @java_ri
    @java_ri 3 роки тому +3622

    Navy vessels: “aye bro watch yo jet”

    • @I_the_Taco
      @I_the_Taco 3 роки тому +30

      true

    • @IVSP4DES
      @IVSP4DES 3 роки тому +9

      Subscribed for that one😂

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 3 роки тому +81

      Watch yo jet bro WATCH YO JET

    • @ColonelHax
      @ColonelHax 3 роки тому +14

      @@bencenagy5459 no, I will not watch my jet

    • @Person84112
      @Person84112 3 роки тому +10

      WATCH YO JE-

  • @Diamond_Tiara
    @Diamond_Tiara 4 роки тому +1776

    "General, we're running out of pilots!"
    "Time for a plan B: Missiles."
    "Missiles?"
    "I meant, students. anyone who can drive!"

    • @expertgaming
      @expertgaming 4 роки тому +7

      hi diamond tiara 👋

    • @kodenetic3711
      @kodenetic3711 3 роки тому +17

      @Michael Brideau why did you feel the need to comment that?

    • @lonkbonk5859
      @lonkbonk5859 3 роки тому +6

      @Michael Brideau and you can?

    • @expertgaming
      @expertgaming 3 роки тому +4

      @Michael Brideau does that have anything to do with this comment..

    • @Diamond_Tiara
      @Diamond_Tiara 3 роки тому +2

      @@expertgaming hi expert in gaming

  • @tezlaactual6582
    @tezlaactual6582 2 роки тому +38

    Growing up I lived by a Japanese WW2 soldier, he was super sweet and made amazing tea, I talked with him quite a bit about the war, he talked a lot about how he wished he would have died with the rest of his squad not because he was depressed but because it was the honorable thing to do and because he'd be doing their duty

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 2 роки тому +3

      There is no nobler death than a Warrior's Death. Perhaps he simply wished to die in his prime, fighting for his squad.

    • @adam-hc8ub
      @adam-hc8ub 9 місяців тому

      are you old enough to be on youtube

    • @tezlaactual6582
      @tezlaactual6582 9 місяців тому

      ​@@adam-hc8ub I'm in my late 20s so hopefully

  • @a_mc1569
    @a_mc1569 3 роки тому +4223

    6:50 “Those who refuse were simply told to try again”
    UA-cam Premium

  • @Apparently_I_am_everywhere
    @Apparently_I_am_everywhere 3 роки тому +1978

    Instructor: Alright, and this is how you take off.
    Pilot: So, how do I land?
    Instructor:
    Pilot:

    • @I_the_Taco
      @I_the_Taco 3 роки тому +102

      Death: 😏😉 **whispers** _ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ_

    • @KovoN
      @KovoN 3 роки тому +8

      sanctuary guardian plays

    • @AzureTank776
      @AzureTank776 3 роки тому +44

      "That's the neat thing, you don't."

    • @joaquinkhourysilvestre2530
      @joaquinkhourysilvestre2530 3 роки тому +11

      *Verticaly*

    • @arin_102
      @arin_102 3 роки тому +5

      ʸᵒᵘᶜᵃⁿᵗ

  • @Admirinia
    @Admirinia 4 роки тому +1302

    People: “So you sacrificed your life for your country?”
    Survived kamikaze pilot: “well yes but no”

  • @j0nas73
    @j0nas73 3 роки тому +19

    Wasp and ants: "Sir I got 10 kills!"
    Bees: "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!"

  • @someyoutubeaccount7125
    @someyoutubeaccount7125 4 роки тому +1620

    Kamikaze dies
    Minecraft: Your bed was missing or obstructed

  • @Opalivian
    @Opalivian 3 роки тому +3230

    Imagine so many generations disappeared just like that. Their grand grand children could have been your best friend, wife, coworkers, anybody really. Crazy to think about it in all of history.

    • @victhehampter
      @victhehampter 3 роки тому +193

      I was sad before, but this comment made me even more sad. This comment is so true. War is the bane of humanity.

    • @christianraper4166
      @christianraper4166 3 роки тому +108

      And one of those pilots must be so smart that they can probably invent teleportation but it never happen because they died.

    • @jovialasterisk4800
      @jovialasterisk4800 3 роки тому +98

      But hey the population of Japan decreased so much that the quality of life that every living person got increased massively in Japan. I mean not ignoring the bad side but kinda embracing the good side.

    • @oltoz7003
      @oltoz7003 3 роки тому +13

      @@jovialasterisk4800 true

    • @TrashSpace69
      @TrashSpace69 3 роки тому +22

      That's why we should be happy that we are alive just imagine the little chance that you would exist, but your still here .

  • @frostbite9039
    @frostbite9039 4 роки тому +334

    Japanese pilot during wwii: *dies for honor*
    Japan years later: *does some questionable things with anime*
    Japanese pilot: what the fu-

    • @gamesbulshitery9395
      @gamesbulshitery9395 4 роки тому +48

      IT WAS NEVER ABOUT HONOR ONLY ANIME THIGHS

    • @pancakecommanderandbowser2279
      @pancakecommanderandbowser2279 4 роки тому +22

      @@gamesbulshitery9395 NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD DIE FOR

    • @ioankibble8866
      @ioankibble8866 4 роки тому +17

      @@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 the war against anime is something to die for

    • @Palladiumavoid
      @Palladiumavoid 4 роки тому +3

      Baka bomb gg

    • @kantoboi9699
      @kantoboi9699 3 роки тому +5

      @@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 LEGS 🦵 ARE AN INCONVENIENCE, THEY CREATE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT ANIME THIGHS. LORD OH LORD HAVE WE STRAYED FROM THE LIGHT, THIS WORLD IS ROTTEN AND NEEDS A HARD RESET!

  • @RealEvilLordExdeath
    @RealEvilLordExdeath 11 місяців тому +145

    If a Kamikaze pilot survives, he has to fight godzilla

    • @Cida_hanal
      @Cida_hanal 11 місяців тому +13

      That's the most japanese thing I can imagine

    • @ninjaniknik6136
      @ninjaniknik6136 11 місяців тому +11

      @@Cida_hanal So Japanese that the Japanese themselves could make a movie on it

    • @Cida_hanal
      @Cida_hanal 11 місяців тому +3

      @@ninjaniknik6136 I bet it would be amazing.

    • @willtoon3043
      @willtoon3043 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Cida_hanal it is!

    • @finskiysniper
      @finskiysniper 7 місяців тому +2

      Sounds like Eminem songs

  • @Levi-tk8ii
    @Levi-tk8ii 4 роки тому +1641

    The scariest enemy is the one who does not fear death

    • @floweytheflower4869
      @floweytheflower4869 4 роки тому +147

      The scariest enemy is the one who has...
      *DETERMINATION*

    • @Wonderhorse9006
      @Wonderhorse9006 4 роки тому +12

      Flowey The flower undertake reference?

    • @zack_1476
      @zack_1476 4 роки тому +31

      seeing the kamikaze sacrificing their lives for their country fills you with determination

    • @amandeepgill5206
      @amandeepgill5206 4 роки тому +57

      The scariest enemy is one who does not fear death, feel pain nor remorse, for he is already dead.

    • @irvingcobian
      @irvingcobian 4 роки тому +1

      @@amandeepgill5206 yep

  • @yoosung6967
    @yoosung6967 3 роки тому +4236

    I feel especially bad for the people that died the same day the war ended…

    • @ibuttchuglsd6668
      @ibuttchuglsd6668 3 роки тому +278

      The causalities actually continued for quite some time after. And no I dont just mean from the nuclear fallout.
      German POWs frequently died being forced to clear minefields and what not. Many POWs were just outright shot. The war officially ending definitely doesn't mean it's actually over.

    • @arandomguy3002
      @arandomguy3002 3 роки тому +44

      I fell good for the people that in the same hour the war ended they were about to take off

    • @efrainsebastianchavezreyes8668
      @efrainsebastianchavezreyes8668 3 роки тому +104

      ''Only the people who died have seen the end of war''.

    • @maxpeenie9517
      @maxpeenie9517 3 роки тому +6

      They did there job

    • @proudtobeadisliker9374
      @proudtobeadisliker9374 3 роки тому +11

      @@ibuttchuglsd6668 you absolutely right. Idk but i think in every war this kind of thing will always happened.

  • @dannynoakes7093
    @dannynoakes7093 4 роки тому +550

    Japanese person: Survives Kamikaze
    Emperor: Punishment is Sepukku
    Japanese person: Survives Sepukku
    Emperor: *gives up*

    • @J-rome
      @J-rome 4 роки тому +23

      Ahhh its Soduko.

    • @TheBoss-ft7eg
      @TheBoss-ft7eg 4 роки тому +19

      @@J-rome Is that when they stab themselfs in the stomach?

    • @denji6975
      @denji6975 4 роки тому +1

      @@theghostreckon316 Wait what

    • @XLoakeX
      @XLoakeX 4 роки тому +15

      Sudoku is a logic-based, combinatorial number-placement puzzle. In classic sudoku, the objective is to fill a 9×9 grid with digits so that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 subgrids that compose the grid contain all of the digits from 1 to 9....courtesy of wikipedia hadn't done one since 5th grade but used to love them

    • @l.c3994
      @l.c3994 4 роки тому +3

      If that's whats in the vid it's wrong usually since the Japanese army was low in numbers they were sent out again

  • @michaelbowes9894
    @michaelbowes9894 3 роки тому +105

    I met an elderly Japanese gentleman who, as a young man, was waiting for fuel for his plane, when the war ended. Ironically, about 40 years later, he died in an on-board fire on a Jumbo Jet.

  • @valentine3725
    @valentine3725 3 роки тому +882

    Granpa: "I was the best Kamikaze pilot in our team."
    Me: Wait a minute...

  • @WarChaserz
    @WarChaserz 4 роки тому +816

    "I was a Kamikaze pilot once"
    "Were you killed?"
    "Sadly yes... But I lived!"

    • @remy9011
      @remy9011 3 роки тому +5

      I was murdered

    • @Bos_Meong
      @Bos_Meong 3 роки тому +8

      But people die if they are kille😳

    • @Opana223
      @Opana223 3 роки тому +3

      Makes no sense

    • @sabotagum
      @sabotagum 3 роки тому +6

      my name is Buck :D

    • @naman6517
      @naman6517 3 роки тому +1

      @@Bos_Meong 😳

  • @manabluerose
    @manabluerose 3 роки тому +25

    This is such a sad story. Thank you for sharing it. I didnt realize the majority of kamikaze pilots were young men drafted against their will. I c ant imagine going on a one way mission with no return.

  • @AO_Endure
    @AO_Endure 3 роки тому +4732

    I can’t believe that the U.S actually called kamikaze pilots “Baka bombs” unironically.

  • @worldfact1o1
    @worldfact1o1 3 роки тому +3284

    "You'll be Isekai'd into another world, We promised."

  • @chrispy-MF
    @chrispy-MF 4 роки тому +803

    Allies: let’s take this war by strategy
    Japan: YOLO

  • @socializze8705
    @socializze8705 3 роки тому +7

    1:23 Thank you infographics for including New Zealand

  • @_CLEANbeam
    @_CLEANbeam 3 роки тому +452

    Pilot somehow survives after hitting the ship and came back.
    Pilot : sir mission accomplished
    Commander: good now go for round 2

    • @funboy53809
      @funboy53809 3 роки тому +16

      Ok sir 'places bed this time'

    • @DejanIndjevski
      @DejanIndjevski 3 роки тому +3

      That

    • @ro-chan9519
      @ro-chan9519 3 роки тому +1

      Well they couldn’t go back because they welded the cockpit so they couldn’t climb out

    • @yontbg1581
      @yontbg1581 2 роки тому +5

      @@funboy53809 "you may not rest now there are americans nearby"

    • @funboy53809
      @funboy53809 2 роки тому

      @@yontbg1581 i made that 7 months ago 💀

  • @underlows
    @underlows 3 роки тому +2108

    Sacrificed a generation of intelligence, for a moment of mindless strength.

    • @bootyclap69k
      @bootyclap69k 3 роки тому +26

      Your comments gave me brain cancer

    • @Yopiwastaken
      @Yopiwastaken 3 роки тому +147

      @@bootyclap69k idk why, it makes sense

    • @ragedega2472
      @ragedega2472 3 роки тому +20

      @@bootyclap69k sure you have it

    • @adios1086
      @adios1086 3 роки тому +16

      @@bootyclap69k aint wrong tho😳

    • @bootyclap69k
      @bootyclap69k 3 роки тому +18

      @@Yopiwastaken I meant the first reply, not the comment

  • @erichweibel
    @erichweibel 3 роки тому +2363

    “Don’t forget to set your spawn point”
    *breaks bed*

    • @tonywang1766
      @tonywang1766 3 роки тому +10

      But I'm in the nether

    • @diamondmcgaming2866
      @diamondmcgaming2866 3 роки тому +30

      @@tonywang1766 then barter for some crying obsidian and mine some glow stone and make a respwwn anchor

    • @problematicedits
      @problematicedits 3 роки тому +7

      The kamikaze pilots are gamers

    • @deadname569
      @deadname569 3 роки тому +1

      @@diamondmcgaming2866 im in the end

    • @warrenbuffett875
      @warrenbuffett875 3 роки тому

      Whats your favourite ac?

  • @memes1078
    @memes1078 2 роки тому +4

    Pilot:"I don't want to die i refuse"
    Kamikaze instructor: "are you sure? Try one more time"

  • @nootinyourmom1423
    @nootinyourmom1423 3 роки тому +1200

    there’s also a poem called “kamikaze”
    it talks about how the children of a kamikaze fighter were waiting for him to come back, and when he did he was ignored by his family and everyone in the community because that was supposed to be his last flight. Him not dying brought shame to him and his family. However his children still loved him

  • @billwalderman770
    @billwalderman770 4 роки тому +233

    Kamikaze pilot: *survives*
    Japanese empire: hoW DarE YoU SuRViVe

    • @Furukan455
      @Furukan455 4 роки тому

      The empire: /s

    • @kairopalmer5109
      @kairopalmer5109 4 роки тому +4

      There was perfectly valid reasons for Kamikaze pilots to turn back. The misconception that they only had half a tank of fuel was a myth. They often couldn't find there targets if weather was bad. People who volunteered usually weren't cowards.

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 4 роки тому +3553

    Japan: *makes their most skilled and gifted pilots commit suicide*
    Also japan: why did we lose?
    edit: woah didn't know the comments could recreate the pacific front so accurately

    • @EsJam_es
      @EsJam_es 4 роки тому +94

      Hehe two gucci boi and man enters Japanese sky

    • @Logmao.
      @Logmao. 4 роки тому +15

      Lol

    • @brettdown1521
      @brettdown1521 4 роки тому +66

      Ik what a waste.

    • @pendium998
      @pendium998 4 роки тому +98

      @@brettdown1521 what a waste of food.

    • @trombonetimmy1064
      @trombonetimmy1064 4 роки тому +74

      @@pendium998 what

  • @anonymous-zw6ff
    @anonymous-zw6ff 3 роки тому +8

    Commander: this will be your final mission you won’t be returning. It will bring your family honor!
    Pilot: will you be joining us? It will bring your family honor.
    Commander: uhh no but good luck!

  • @krellyt6659
    @krellyt6659 4 роки тому +376

    The pilot: " Sir, This is the first day of my job."
    Commander: It's your last.

    • @tacticallad
      @tacticallad 3 роки тому +5

      Ouuuuu that hurt

    • @moonl1314
      @moonl1314 3 роки тому +3

      Imagine me saying something random on a random comment for no real reason

    • @spectre4962
      @spectre4962 3 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @radux_x4726
    @radux_x4726 4 роки тому +1218

    "We're out of Soldiers"
    *GIVE ME THE CHILDREN*

    • @pepito69
      @pepito69 3 роки тому +43

      Give me a second, I left mine in a sock

    • @jbbbedc8300
      @jbbbedc8300 3 роки тому +4

      @@pepito69 lolll

    • @birb8361
      @birb8361 3 роки тому +4

      japan/chinese idk: GIVE ME THE ENTIRE COUNTRYS CHILDREN

    • @hihi-vd4di
      @hihi-vd4di 3 роки тому +4

      Japan kamikaze pilots were mostly untrained teens and some children.

    • @radux_x4726
      @radux_x4726 3 роки тому +2

      @@hihi-vd4di Jesus Christ

  • @HolyCrusader5
    @HolyCrusader5 4 роки тому +339

    Kamikaze Pilot: *Survives*
    Japan: You weren’t suppose to do that

    • @brodoodtv8343
      @brodoodtv8343 4 роки тому +9

      No like this
      Japan: No that’s not how you play the game

    • @dermotmeaney
      @dermotmeaney 4 роки тому +1

      When they survive they are sent to go again.

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 4 роки тому +3

      You had ONE job!!!! ONE job and you failed!?!??

    • @jesusgarcia1145
      @jesusgarcia1145 4 роки тому

      I would have accepted "so you have chosen death", but that works too.

  • @LadyDeirdre
    @LadyDeirdre 2 роки тому +26

    The kamikaze made a weird sort of sense: Japan had a drastic shortage of trained pilots, and a lavish excess of airframes, so using those would-be pilots to guide missiles did make, as I said, a weird sort of sense.

  • @KalamalB
    @KalamalB 3 роки тому +1030

    america: "so we attack them with a strategy.... "
    japan: " haha ship go boom"

    • @Badazzc4
      @Badazzc4 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @دانیال-ن7ذ
      @دانیال-ن7ذ 3 роки тому +11

      The ships that go boom

    • @tonywang1766
      @tonywang1766 3 роки тому +11

      Mrewwwwwww boom I am dead

    • @those2guys948
      @those2guys948 3 роки тому +7

      Well I mean obviously the Japanese had strategy they're conclusion just ended with bombing the ship.

    • @Freeski802
      @Freeski802 3 роки тому +7

      And shortly after Hiroshima went boom

  • @jakepullman4914
    @jakepullman4914 3 роки тому +1281

    I really thought this was going to be about pilots who hit their targets but somehow walked away unharmed.

    • @ilolollol5332
      @ilolollol5332 3 роки тому +26

      same

    • @weadon44
      @weadon44 3 роки тому +21

      Me as well because I’ve definitely heard stories like that.

    • @johnny420xxx
      @johnny420xxx 3 роки тому +37

      I imagined them just parachuting into water when the plane without pilot falls right at americans

    • @aronnecroman
      @aronnecroman 3 роки тому +12

      If there's any human that can do that they won't be a kamikaze aren't they

    • @SadPeachCat
      @SadPeachCat 3 роки тому +4

      Either way the real question was answered in like 30 seconds

  • @lugiagaurdien773
    @lugiagaurdien773 3 роки тому +588

    Kamikaze pilot: **survives**
    The Japanese military: Wait, that's illegal.

  • @staleAv
    @staleAv 11 місяців тому +3

    I went to the Intrepid museum a week ago , and they had a documentary on the kamikaze attacks on the ship...wow, I almost cried

  • @arcturionblade1077
    @arcturionblade1077 4 роки тому +146

    Honor is a culturally specific thing. The Imperial era Japanese believed that surrender was dishonorable and that mercy was for the weak. That's why Allied POWs were treated so harshly, because they had surrendered or were captured alive rather than having fought to the death.

    • @ututheavenger
      @ututheavenger 4 роки тому +12

      Wrong...Allies were treated harshly because of factual stories about what would happen to the Japanese if captured by the wicked pale-faced devil military...they knew about the internment camps in the USA.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +12

      @@ututheavenger not really

    • @noodles3328
      @noodles3328 4 роки тому +10

      @@ututheavenger Not really

    • @c1rcles438
      @c1rcles438 4 роки тому +10

      @@ututheavenger not really

    • @itsyaboychipsahoy.7989
      @itsyaboychipsahoy.7989 4 роки тому +4

      @@ututheavenger Really?

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 4 роки тому +306

    My grandpa served in WW2 in the pacific, on the U.S.S. Hamlin. He said one time during an attack, a kamikaze zero plane flew like a foot over his head and missed his ship, crashing into the ocean. One of many close calls he had during the war. R.I.P.🙏❤️🇺🇸

    • @rebelcrump8296
      @rebelcrump8296 3 роки тому +30

      My great grandpa Holyoke was on the same ship and shot down kamikazes at the age of 15 he died four years ago in October 🇺🇸

    • @hihi-vd4di
      @hihi-vd4di 3 роки тому +9

      Wow, kamikaze pilots were trying to maximize enemy (aka American) casualties while having the same number of casualties. Glad to hear that he somehow survived.

    • @rebelcrump8296
      @rebelcrump8296 3 роки тому +1

      @@hihi-vd4di thanks but I'm still sad he passed he's actually in some old movies

    • @hihi-vd4di
      @hihi-vd4di 3 роки тому +1

      @@rebelcrump8296 "Old movies" Really?

    • @rebelcrump8296
      @rebelcrump8296 3 роки тому +2

      @@hihi-vd4di yeah like westerns

  • @Greggorto
    @Greggorto 3 роки тому +1302

    As a wise stickman once said, “This is the greatest PLAN!”

  • @idkatthispoint-s9s
    @idkatthispoint-s9s 2 роки тому +8

    We actually had a really interesting poem about this in an English class of mine. A kamikaze pilot that returned was shunned from society, his own family ignoring his existence. It looked at the thought of what the better way of dying was, living as an invisible entity or literally dying.

    • @pianopaeonia
      @pianopaeonia 7 місяців тому

      gcse english 😨

    • @pooooooooooonfenxq
      @pooooooooooonfenxq 6 місяців тому

      No〜〜?
      もう一度特攻への切符が配られるよ

  • @flakernn127
    @flakernn127 3 роки тому +366

    Kamikaze explained:
    1:no parachute
    2:door locked
    3:no landing gear
    4:detonation on any contact

    • @UltimateCatSalad
      @UltimateCatSalad 3 роки тому +26

      General: Pull the lever and you will fly out.
      Also general: ha ha. Crazy glue make boom.

    • @JZS_5329
      @JZS_5329 3 роки тому +10

      But how did they take off If there's not any landing gears

    • @flakernn127
      @flakernn127 3 роки тому +6

      @@JZS_5329 they take off with the gears and throw it away.

    • @anxiousbottle
      @anxiousbottle 3 роки тому +5

      @@flakernn127 no they launch from a larger plane, also there was a different kind that launched on the ground in older retired planes

    • @markfungus
      @markfungus 3 роки тому +5

      imagine hitting a bird mid air

  • @jacobhowell406
    @jacobhowell406 4 роки тому +122

    surviving ww2 is already impressive imagine surviving the war as a kamikaze

    • @Sazuyu
      @Sazuyu 4 роки тому +10

      His just built different

    • @__-yz1ob
      @__-yz1ob 4 роки тому

      @ANNABELL CANNON
      In a way, so is surviving any war :p

  • @Dirtydann811
    @Dirtydann811 3 роки тому +532

    Commander: “you did place your bed down right?”

    • @Television_Hater
      @Television_Hater 3 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @drewthompson7540
      @drewthompson7540 3 роки тому +11

      This is absolute gold

    • @mimkels
      @mimkels 3 роки тому +7

      The pilot doing boat clutch

    • @georgewashington8620
      @georgewashington8620 3 роки тому +1

      I get it, vibeo game. Young men gave their lives for their country and vibeo game!!!!

    • @russ_artzo0
      @russ_artzo0 3 роки тому

      @@georgewashington8620 Um ACTUALLY it’s video game

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 2 роки тому +7

    When I took Kenpo Karate, the main instructor use to tell us about how his instructor was an Imperial Japanese Pilot who was chosen to be a Kamikaze Pilot.
    He never got his chance as he apparently was shot in the legs by the Americans as he tried to get into his plane.

    • @DM-Oz
      @DM-Oz 2 роки тому +1

      So what you are saying...
      That the americans saved his life ?

  • @nightkiller2567
    @nightkiller2567 4 роки тому +79

    Pilot: Lives
    Pilot: Mission Failed Successfully

  • @Mat69420k
    @Mat69420k 3 роки тому +670

    *"War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left"*
    - Bertrand Russell

    • @دانیال-ن7ذ
      @دانیال-ن7ذ 3 роки тому +3

      Ooh

    • @Mike-vo2rp
      @Mike-vo2rp 3 роки тому +2

      Doesn't make sense

    • @arisen9708
      @arisen9708 3 роки тому +33

      @@Mike-vo2rp war determines who's left alive

    • @turuff7114
      @turuff7114 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mike-vo2rp how?🤣🤣

    • @Mike-vo2rp
      @Mike-vo2rp 3 роки тому +1

      @@turuff7114 i meant it doesn't make sense for me

  • @absurdship9327
    @absurdship9327 4 роки тому +321

    Imagine bringing a doctors note saying you can’t do a kamikaze 😂

  • @blitzgeography
    @blitzgeography 2 роки тому +1

    Japanese: “Im bad at landing planes”
    Instructor: “Youre hired”

  • @dummydummy1493
    @dummydummy1493 3 роки тому +301

    Flyer: “When do I respawn?”
    Operative: “That’s the neat part, you don’t.”

    • @dummydummy1493
      @dummydummy1493 3 роки тому +4

      @@M999-x2t *It’s not that deep.* 💀💀💀💀

    • @exotrrc1636
      @exotrrc1636 3 роки тому +1

      @@M999-x2t shhhh

    • @applemauzel
      @applemauzel 3 роки тому

      You do, you become a spirit (or kami) and live in bliss and happiness as future generations thank you with offerings. Or so it is said.

    • @dummydummy1493
      @dummydummy1493 3 роки тому

      @@applemauzel *Well, most Japanese militia in that time were not religious or atheist because they followed the bad guy with the square mustache who wanted all his allies to be secular states.*

  • @loodng7616
    @loodng7616 3 роки тому +828

    "Your life is nothing, your honor is everything." - probably zuko at some point

    • @darkknight5541
      @darkknight5541 3 роки тому +33

      Some point? That was his entire story arc.

    • @subtotalchip745
      @subtotalchip745 3 роки тому +18

      @@darkknight5541 Dude he meant he probably said that exact thing at some point in his life.

    • @supermariobrosbros6152
      @supermariobrosbros6152 3 роки тому +3

      Bruh zuko literally said honor like 5 times i don't get why everyone says he says it all the time

    • @carlitosportillo6245
      @carlitosportillo6245 3 роки тому +11

      @@supermariobrosbros6152 because honor is the whole reason for him chasing the avatar

    • @tomrevere9091
      @tomrevere9091 3 роки тому +14

      @@supermariobrosbros6152 per episode

  • @SamLeroSberg
    @SamLeroSberg 3 роки тому +480

    "After the 9th attempt, he was executed"
    Wait, isn't that a cat's amount of life...

    • @blackbox_kt
      @blackbox_kt 3 роки тому +48

      Kamikaze pilots are cats confirm

    • @Orion-q6i
      @Orion-q6i 3 роки тому +1

      The girl didn't want to die

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 3 роки тому +5

      So that is how they Invented neko.

    • @SamLeroSberg
      @SamLeroSberg 3 роки тому +1

      @@pelinalwhitestrake3367 yes

    • @diverwerk
      @diverwerk 3 роки тому

      Cuz he was a pu-
      Jk I’m japanese

  • @ab72_s
    @ab72_s 11 місяців тому +3

    Whenever I hear about the story of Kamikazes, my gut always wrenches with fear, and I think about what if I had been born in Japan during those times. I would have to literally die for the country, or else, I would be shamed for the rest of my life! I’d gladly sacrifice myself if I were a Japanese person who was drafted to be a Kamikaze, not in the fear of shame, but in the spirit of how I will bring glory to my family, and my country.
    Thinking about it in today’s scenario, if I had to sacrifice myself, in the hopes of the well-being of my country, I would gladly do so, and that is why I have the utmost respect for any country's military personnel, cuz they are literally giving up their lives to protect us, and if there was ever a situation where I am drafted, I would gladly accept my fate.
    May God bless the souls of real heroes, the military, the people who give up everything for our wellbeing, and Rest in Peace for the souls of Kamikaze warriors.

  • @garchomp8426
    @garchomp8426 4 роки тому +288

    Pilot. "Emperor, I've completed my kamikaze mission"
    Emperor. "What"
    Pilot. "what"

    • @cognacblood
      @cognacblood 4 роки тому

      My fav comment ❤

    • @jeremyahn906
      @jeremyahn906 4 роки тому

      underated comment

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 4 роки тому +1

      When you make max reliability interwar fighter variants in Hearts of Iron IV (the kamikazes would often return from their mission due to the way the reliability stat was handled)

    • @kozmokramer7398
      @kozmokramer7398 4 роки тому +2

      Errr..... there is already a comment saying that..... check the top comment....

    • @hampter9654
      @hampter9654 4 роки тому

      @@kozmokramer7398 the og comment was four days ago

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 4 роки тому +400

    They’re just like my dad: they left without ever returning.

    • @BTradez
      @BTradez 4 роки тому +6

      sheesh

    • @thechosenone1087
      @thechosenone1087 4 роки тому +6

      Mine must love smokes

    • @syrianiac
      @syrianiac 4 роки тому +3

      Dead joke

    • @ay6033
      @ay6033 4 роки тому +2

      Funny cuz I never met mine

    • @syrianiac
      @syrianiac 4 роки тому +6

      Many people havent met their dad, it doesnt make you special

  • @notsofunnyvalentine9416
    @notsofunnyvalentine9416 3 роки тому +145

    Kamikaze pilot:* *survives* *
    Commander: *you literally had 1 job*

  • @blitzgeography
    @blitzgeography 2 роки тому +2

    "What Was It Like to Be a Kamikaze Pilot?" Deadly.

  • @avery1429
    @avery1429 3 роки тому +228

    Commander: WAIT HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD
    Pilot: I had a self revive

  • @Hotsauce_58
    @Hotsauce_58 3 роки тому +262

    How do you train for this?
    “Alright now everyone focus, I’m only gonna show you this once”

  • @PoohhNani
    @PoohhNani 3 роки тому +344

    They should make a movie about this dude. Trying to kamikaze 3 times and having divine intervention and being on a stranded island for 10 weeks. Thats crazy. Perfect formula for a movie especially knowing the aftermath

    • @richardkirk5098
      @richardkirk5098 3 роки тому +11

      That would make a great movie.

    • @pug5760
      @pug5760 3 роки тому +6

      Fr

    • @NNRedemption
      @NNRedemption 6 місяців тому

      For your information. There is a movie about him
      Just Google for His Name and you find

    • @notgadot
      @notgadot 6 місяців тому

      Watch ultraman

    • @DOKULDINHO
      @DOKULDINHO 6 місяців тому

      @@PoohhNani godzilla minus one

  • @F.O.A.D-001
    @F.O.A.D-001 Рік тому +1

    Guy who bailed out 9 times: “Look the target kept diving and my engine sputtered! I didn’t bail” Commander: pulls out pistol*

  • @itsasecrettoevery1
    @itsasecrettoevery1 4 роки тому +226

    remember
    ww2 American soldiers said the word “baka” unironically

    • @tamashi4242
      @tamashi4242 4 роки тому +45

      The ww2 US soldiers were the first weebs

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 4 роки тому +4

      Pfp sauce?

    • @Datníggascrazy
      @Datníggascrazy 4 роки тому +8

      @@michaelg8841 Ah yes, Japanese culture being observed in a video about Japanese

    • @johnxina1635
      @johnxina1635 4 роки тому +2

      Baka mitai?

    • @wanderer9936
      @wanderer9936 4 роки тому +1

      Baka Bombs

  • @Vareran
    @Vareran 3 роки тому +136

    Kamikaze: I'm gonna save japan!! Japan now: Hi guys I'm producing a cartoon called "anime"

  • @getshlonked
    @getshlonked 3 роки тому +61

    Pilot: "Sir, I'm out of ammo!"
    Commander: "My boy, you ARE the ammo."

  • @CharlieBlaze99
    @CharlieBlaze99 3 роки тому +1

    Curb Your Enthusiasm. “He just grazed the ship” hahaha

  • @compashinpei
    @compashinpei 4 роки тому +30

    My great grandfather survived kamikaze twice. He flew twice but he returned both time because of the "divine wind". Then the war ended. My great aunt was very happy.

  • @vexzdqvil5154
    @vexzdqvil5154 3 роки тому +99

    Kamikaze pilot: "We're changing life."
    Commander: *"We're taking lifes."*

  • @ohnkiii
    @ohnkiii 3 роки тому +443

    Commander: "You will be transported into another world with 100 cute girls"

  • @Drifterkid18
    @Drifterkid18 7 місяців тому +3

    death: did you die as a kamikaze pilot
    Takehiko Ena: no i survived

  • @diegobriseno7395
    @diegobriseno7395 4 роки тому +287

    Let's be honest, we would all be that Kamikaze pilot who returned 9 times.

    • @DiscoChixify
      @DiscoChixify 4 роки тому +37

      It would be better to live in the wilderness and not return even if it meant I might die on an island, because then my family could still live in honor and peace. But I know a lot about wilderness survival and I’m extremely independent, so I’d probably be fine on my own.

    • @diegobriseno7395
      @diegobriseno7395 4 роки тому +7

      @@DiscoChixify Excellent idea! You're such a freaking genius my friend!👍

    • @EDPscellmate
      @EDPscellmate 4 роки тому +2

      @@diegobriseno7395 You're such a freaking comment stealer my friend! 👎

    • @farhanramadhan9717
      @farhanramadhan9717 4 роки тому +11

      @@DiscoChixify honor would not feed my family.. honor is just a fictional social structure scheme.. that allows people to trample one another..

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому +2

      @@farhanramadhan9717 it doesn't matter when your idea of what honor life and death is taken out of your mind and replaces with what they want you to believe instead and you're forced into a situation with absolutely no freedom and no way out unlike what you have now