"If you don't believe in solid relationships then that means you're probably not gonna pick up your kids on the weekends you're supposed to have 'em". That is so hilarious!!
This man is coming from the right perspective. My family was poor growing up, so I never asked for things that weren't needs. One year was very hard on my family, they had struggled to buy groceries. What I expected was decorating, watching TV specials, reading the Christmas Nativity & other stories, and more family activities. That Christmas Eve mom took old curtains and all night made my dolls _Christmas Robes_ on the sowing machine. Christmas morning they were on the couch; lined up in their new clothes.
SouthernIowaLady bless her beautiful soul. I can relate too. We had Christmases like this as well. 15 kids my dad only one working.. but the Scarface’s and love and small gestures parents made to see a smile on your face.. priceless... Hope you stop have the dolls.
Beautiful family. Money never defines family bonds and love to each other. You story lightened up my heart. Both of you and your mom are so considerate of one another which the only thing I needed growing up. Allah bless you both.
"You have backed me into a financial corner with your $3000 Christmas list. Now redo your list & keep it under $150." It's all funny, but I like the matter of fact way he said it. He's👍good.
*Brrrrk, study harder!!!* Been watching his videos several times and this one in particular always got me LOL. 😂😂😂😂😂 TOUGH LOVE IN THE BOZEMAN HOUSE! 😂😂😂😂😂
Even people on welfare in Australia are still spending like $500 on each kid normally. I spent $300 each for my kids (or around that). Don't know if US would be heaps different from here though.
My parents never spent more than 100 per kid. My dad grew up not celebrating Christmas because his father thought it was too materialistic and unbiblical. My mom however? I eventually saw pictures of the mountain of toys under her tree each year... And I got pretty mad lol
I love Dad Comics like Bozeman and Chad Daniels. They have a very similar parenting style too. If you're a kid, and your Dad's a comic, you will lose lolol You can't outclever a Dad comic haha
BRAVOOOOOOH!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I could watch him all day long, I don’t have any children, but substitute teaching, having six nieces and nephews, a great nephew and niece, on top of working in retail where the parents spoil their children with electronics… I can absolutely relate!!! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Going to try soooooo hard to make it to see KB in person in Sept! One of my faves! I laugh after the 100th time watching! Well, maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit...
Okay, this is so true. Instead of a parrot, my daughter wanted a cat. She said she would feed it and take care of it and clean up after it. I told her I had enough to do just cleaning up after her. She said "Nuh uh". So I told her if she could keep her room clean for one month, then I'd consider it. She started off good. Didn't even make it a week. Now every time she asks about a pet - I just walk to her room and look around. Then she looks down at the floor and just walks away shaking her head. Not even an argument.
He's right I hated home I went outside as soon as I was allowed to and didn't come back until the street lights came on but i was killer on the court lol
I am a teacher. For over thirty years (dog help me), at the end of every class, I have said, Study hard. I almost fell out of my chair at that *Brawk* study harder.
All African children know that Santa Claus and easter bunny don't exist and we are okay with it. But we still have the fake santa Claus and take pics with the one at the local mall.
My 7 year old nephew did something similar to me for his birthday. I asked what he wanted for his birthday, he said he wanted an iPhone-- it was something he really wanted the most. Ummm, no, kid.
My son likes peanut butter and jelly but when i make it he tells me not to put the 2 pieces together. He eats the jelly side separate from the peanut butter side
Santa...lol! My youngest when asked who santa was said,"daddy" at age 4 lol so we shared the St Nick story...big mistake! She had her preschool class crying because she announced that santa was dead, he was real but he's not anymore.
Dry Bar Comedy I would love to watch is entire special. But I can't download the app, I don't have a cell phone. Dry Bar Comedy, you need to allow watching from computers.
"If you don't believe in solid relationships then that means you're probably not gonna pick up your kids on the weekends you're supposed to have 'em".
That is so hilarious!!
This man is coming from the right perspective. My family was poor growing up, so I never asked for things that weren't needs. One year was very hard on my family, they had struggled to buy groceries. What I expected was decorating, watching TV specials, reading the Christmas Nativity & other stories, and more family activities. That Christmas Eve mom took old curtains and all night made my dolls _Christmas Robes_ on the sowing machine. Christmas morning they were on the couch; lined up in their new clothes.
That is an incredibly sweet story!
SouthernIowaLady bless her beautiful soul. I can relate too. We had Christmases like this as well. 15 kids my dad only one working.. but the Scarface’s and love and small gestures parents made to see a smile on your face.. priceless...
Hope you stop have the dolls.
Beautiful family. Money never defines family bonds and love to each other. You story lightened up my heart. Both of you and your mom are so considerate of one another which the only thing I needed growing up. Allah bless you both.
That's precious!!!!
My mom used to do things like that too. Sweet story, its the things like that I cherrish more than anything store bought.
I never realized how much I'd enjoy clean comedy. I'm really glad I subscribed. :D
Mathias Von Wulf yes... it’s like you can feel your brain cells repairing themselves. This guy was genuinely funny... I miss this.
Right? There is so much more variation in topics when people avoid the obvious taboos.
Right!!! I am an advocate of belly aching laughter, but I do not like the foul language. I'm glad my friend turned me on to this!!
"You have backed me into a financial corner with your $3000 Christmas list. Now redo your list & keep it under $150." It's all funny, but I like the matter of fact way he said it. He's👍good.
We agree! Thanks for watching!
I swear I was about to write that exact quote strolled down and you did it for me thanks man
😆 he's too funny
So true my 7 year old asked for a laptop. Told him Santa doesn't make laptops.
We applaud your awesomeness!
Lmao
"I am leaving your mom cause you won't practice, I don't know what else to do" lol.
HILARIOUS
sounds like twosetviolin would do XD
He is soo funny and has a great smile it makes me smile and laugh too! 😁😁😁
So nice to hear funny comedy with out the cuss words!
Yea absolutely
Im a 21 year old man and I find this dude hilarious
How is your age relevant? I'm confused.
That cackle at the end though hahaha
"Hey dad, can I get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the jelly?"
"Uhhh..no?"
Saw this guy live when he came to UCM. Super funny and really humble guy
This guy is so freaking funny!
We know! He always has us giggling!
*Brrrrk, study harder!!!*
Been watching his videos several times and this one in particular always got me LOL. 😂😂😂😂😂 TOUGH LOVE IN THE BOZEMAN HOUSE! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 @5:47 study harder!!! This guys delivery is cracking my side 😂😂😂
“This can’t be good later....” 😂😂😂
This guy is killling it!
Hmm, I wonder why my mom sent me this
Maybe your Christmas list is too expensive? Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!
Lol them AirJordans playa... get them off the list 😂👌
She's wants you to work on your basketball game
This guys is hilarious! He's my favorite on Dry Bar Comedy!!! 😂
Him and Tommy Ryman are the best on Dry Bar.
I just subscribed to this Channel and I love it so much! So funny, love the cleanness, best reliable laughs on UA-cam ❗
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Smart and he has a great smile!
The lady’s laugh at the end did me in!!!!!
This guy is golden!!! 1st timer... and ya got me!!
I watch comedy all the time and this is the funniest I have seen in a while...so hillarius!
" and he is going to destroy my kids "🤣🤣
Beautiful content I absolutely love
I love Kevin Bozeman's style! So funny, with great expressions and stories lmaooo 😂😂😂
You wuz wrong for that ending!!! I all most wet my pants laughing! ROFL!!
Why have I not heard of him before watching this? So hilarious and handsome. When I wasn't laughing, I was falling in love with his smile.
VERY good set!!!
Bozeman is great! I would love to see him in person!
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! THANK YOU!
150 is a lot! Maybe I'm cheap as hell.. I am.
I thought the same thing! Thanks for watching!
Even people on welfare in Australia are still spending like $500 on each kid normally. I spent $300 each for my kids (or around that). Don't know if US would be heaps different from here though.
I try to keep it under $250
When kids were little $50 was plenty. But the older they get, the more expensive their clothes, toys, and hobbies get!
My parents never spent more than 100 per kid. My dad grew up not celebrating Christmas because his father thought it was too materialistic and unbiblical. My mom however? I eventually saw pictures of the mountain of toys under her tree each year... And I got pretty mad lol
His smile reminds me of Jeff Goldblum. Hahaha
Melany Perkins omggggg yesssss !!! I couldn’t place it but that’s it 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😝
Melany Perkins yes he has a beautiful smile.
Thoughts and ideas, that absolutely killed me. I can't anymore 😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 oh my gosh! Love this guy! "It's tough love in the Bozeman house, Baby!"
Kevin you're way good. I mean really, really good. Such a comfortable person on stage and so relatable. Excellent! ☺🤤👍Dry Bar Comedy 👍
2-parent love is no good when you're trying to raise an athlete - Brilliant!!!!!
I’ve watched this several times, too funny 😅
Kevin! You are so hilarious!!!!! I love it man. You're a funny dude! I wish you the best of luck man! Keep it up!
He’s my favorite!!!!💜💜💜💜
Kevin Bozeman your awesome thanks for the laughs!!!
That last joke killed me 😂😂😂
BRAWWWKKKK study harder 😂
@@369603 I snorted, and I don't snort! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Dad Comics like Bozeman and Chad Daniels. They have a very similar parenting style too. If you're a kid, and your Dad's a comic, you will lose lolol You can't outclever a Dad comic haha
Love this guy! Keep up the great work!
Hilarious, had to listen to that twice back to back!
“Bwack study harder” 😂😂
BRAVOOOOOOH!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I could watch him all day long, I don’t have any children, but substitute teaching, having six nieces and nephews, a great nephew and niece, on top of working in retail where the parents spoil their children with electronics… I can absolutely relate!!! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I did not see that ending coming!! TOO FUNNY!!!😂😂😂
Sadly Legos are more exspensive than most iPads now days lol!!!!! Hahah
Lone Wolf0823 that’s what I thought when he said it!
Going to try soooooo hard to make it to see KB in person in Sept! One of my faves! I laugh after the 100th time watching! Well, maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit...
Hilarious dude! 🤣
Best explanation for Santa ever! Love it!
First time seeing this guy. Very funny!!!
4:13 this part always cracks me up
My parents used to tell me that they had to pay Santa Claus the money for my presents so that I would never ask for too much on my Christmas list 😂
that's smart!
Clever parenting!
This guy is amazing!!!
Clean funny comedy, I salute you brotha. God bless
LMFAO
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
This guy is absolutely hilarious!!!!
Great Content DryBar!!
That 2 parent love😂😂🤣😂
This guy is hilarious.
I have to see his full show.
This man should write a book on how to bring up kids, he's fantastic, I'd buy it.
😂I would love to have a Dry bar comedy experience!😂👍
I love his slow smile.
This guy Rocks!!! 😀😁😂🤣
Okay, this is so true. Instead of a parrot, my daughter wanted a cat. She said she would feed it and take care of it and clean up after it. I told her I had enough to do just cleaning up after her. She said "Nuh uh". So I told her if she could keep her room clean for one month, then I'd consider it. She started off good. Didn't even make it a week. Now every time she asks about a pet - I just walk to her room and look around. Then she looks down at the floor and just walks away shaking her head. Not even an argument.
Do NOT watch this guy when travelling on public transport is all I'm saying!!!!
He sounds like me talking to my kids! LOL :)
Mr Bozeman, Sir, that was a class act.
This guy's dry bar set is amazing. Top notch,. Tied with Robert mack for #1
The end I died lmao
Love it!!
2:02 you ever see your kid do something that let you know they’re going to be an awful adult..... ROFL. This can’t be good!
Yep.
Bozeman is great!!!!
This one killed me!!!
Hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
5:55 That laugh
Imagine if the blond at 4:56 was the one laughing at 5:56😅😅😅.
Great parenting👍😂
Fuuuuunnnnnnyyyyy
My son is getting close to learning about Santa!😨😆
Never lied to my kids. They never believed in santa just dadanta.
Actually the premise of Santa is spirit that lives in us all. Santa is us.
He's right I hated home I went outside as soon as I was allowed to and didn't come back until the street lights came on but i was killer on the court lol
oh dang. that's good stuff.
Lol...you are hilarious 😄
Awesome
I am a teacher. For over thirty years (dog help me), at the end of every class, I have said, Study hard.
I almost fell out of my chair at that *Brawk* study harder.
All African children know that Santa Claus and easter bunny don't exist and we are okay with it. But we still have the fake santa Claus and take pics with the one at the local mall.
My 7 year old nephew did something similar to me for his birthday. I asked what he wanted for his birthday, he said he wanted an iPhone-- it was something he really wanted the most. Ummm, no, kid.
My son likes peanut butter and jelly but when i make it he tells me not to put the 2 pieces together. He eats the jelly side separate from the peanut butter side
Arrrrrg. Time to make it himself!
ROTFL 🤣🤣
Thas quite a smile
Santa...lol! My youngest when asked who santa was said,"daddy" at age 4 lol so we shared the St Nick story...big mistake! She had her preschool class crying because she announced that santa was dead, he was real but he's not anymore.
Brilliant
A $300 talking bird, I can see why you need that
Bawwwk, study harder
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Dry Bar Comedy I would love to watch is entire special. But I can't download the app, I don't have a cell phone. Dry Bar Comedy, you need to allow watching from computers.
When I was a kid I asked for money. That way I could get stuff without having to ask and being denied🤷♀️
You're brilliant! Thank you!
This guy is hilarious lol
I gotta save for your bail $$$, lol...
My last name is very similar to his but mine is pronounced the same and spelled different! 😁