3.14 Apple Pi
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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the opening joke is based off of a jim gaffigan joke (i apologize i meant to acredit him) thank you for you criticism. once again i apologize, EVERYTHING else is original
lyrics below
"beat" and lyrics by bo burnham
Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets
i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.
Dont womanize cause you no its true
that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too
Mother effin suffrage!
You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,
but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.
Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life,
cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
3.14 apple pi,
i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.
and by "it" i mean contact lense
3.14 apple pi,
I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.
George bush wont he jsut yell and rant
but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT
I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate.
We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,
cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.
the taste of my weiner! (snap)
3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,
Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection
You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.
I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh
hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.
dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice,
How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice...
of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high...
Heres a confession its all about me,
Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.
Here come the puns.
All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?
know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3.
I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife.
Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.
A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.
I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.
big finale...
you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,
Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.
Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning.
Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.
you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.
apple pi
copyright boburnham
this is the only time where 240p is acceptable
true
Your comment was used on an interview with Bo Burnham...
@@hallheyx3x350 Really? what interview??
@@danielroberts9218 I just watched the interview again and realized that it was posted in 2013 and your comment was from 4 years ago. I need to pay more attention. But, the comment is very similar. Here is the interview if you wanna watch it:
ua-cam.com/video/CUeDaLkdGZg/v-deo.html
The comment is at 0:53
314 p
The first thing I thought when I clicked on this video 6 years ago was, "I hope this is a Massachusetts gangster rap." I was not disappointed
420 watcha smokin
another five years later
@@massivelegend5209 I'm smoking crack and snorting weed
Ur comment is 6 years old now , kinda confused me
The first thing I thought when I clicked the replies on this comment from 6 years ago was, "I hope there's some funny replies under here." I was disappointed
I can't believe Bo was only 3.14 when he wrote this
That is so irrational.
+CJ Tamayo I get it
+CJ Tamayo Don't be a square.
I know this is late but... stop messing round
karlie crum NEVER TOO LATE
My teacher thought this was a science video and it escalated quick.
HA.
Josiah Baran OH MY GOD
"Ok class, today we'll be learning abo-... WHAT THE F*CK!
Don't you mean Math?
How about "New Math?"
This child is 17, and he hasn't changed at all into his 30's except like facial hair and existentialism
he's 16 here
He’s been paid to never mature
Most 30 year olds aren't much different from their late teens save for the facial hair and existentialism.
Lots of anxiety and depression.
@Hypie “For never understanding or learning”
Looking back on this it's pretty shocking the amount of talent he had it just blows my mind I remember watching this five or six years ago
Wow, never thought Shaq would be a fan of Bo...
Wait what
Di Angelo Night The account "Shaquille O'Neal" made a comment and i made a witty joke.
erikdude666 Witty is a stretch
This was one of the first videos I ever watched on UA-cam, nostalgia
His face when he says, "High on life" is priceless.
found you xd
yea i love the 3pixel face
ikr
What u doing here lol
I mean you are like 14 years late to notice it but yes
MOTHER F-ING SUFFRAGE
I didn't get this joke, can somebody explain? :x
@@louisraphael1727 SUFFRAGE is the right to vote in political elections.
good comment 4 years ago
good comment 8 years ago
The way he sings "mother f'ing suffrage" made me laugh 14 years ago and continues to make me laugh today. I remember watching this shortly after it came out and I thought "yeah, this dude is gonna be famous." Same thing with Donald Glover/Childish Gambino, same timeframe too. Incredible seeing how well they ended up doing.
Glad I'm not the only one who sees a connection between those two. They're both so talented in similar but still unique ways. This is wishful thinking on my part but with Donald and Bo being both what I'd call "children of the internet", and now very successful, I think it's safe to say they know about one another so heres hoping to some kind of collab one day.
I agree, I remember when this video first landed. Hard to wrap my mind around 15 years ago.
@@personmerson7142 ooooh, I second that!!
oh my god the smile whenever he says something he thinks is funny just kills me
On a Bo binge after watching Inside.
Same here! Rewatching all the specials and og youtube videos.
saaame
Girl same
Hes been a lyrical genius for many years 😆
You too, huh? Inside is amazing
Bo's voice gets higher over the years, it's like he went through reverse puberty
Nice
It’s just the bad microphone
@@arnaeus7448 No dude, it has definitely changed. Just compare his work over the years and you'll notice a difference
@@arnaeus7448 in an interview he actally said this exact thing, that hes a baritone but singing as an alto transposed his voice higher as he kept performing.
His Welcome to the Internet is pretty deep-pitched isn't it?
This is the unofficial official Pi Day song.
Bo...... Thank you. xD
Heather Dawn it's a great b day song thank u bo
today it's pi day!
It was posted 4 days before pi day
As much as I love this song, this ua-cam.com/video/Skf8NTEnrO4/v-deo.html is usually my go-to.
Jay Lamont
"Presi-don't who Ameri-can't"
“Oh my Lord, The kid is clever, I know him, I swear to God, yeah.”
Reminds me of a certain other president... He's orange, if that helps.
@@alyssamoosekat I know I’m late but like, I love you
@@alyssamoosekat Obama isn’t orange.
@@ryanc1045 mobama is orange or something it's very hard to think about because I'm terrified when thinking about him
should have posted this four days later...
March 14
What?
+Samantha Hazel did you really have to hurt me like that?
too soon
+Samantha Hazel
??
auntie. No
How has he not changed a bit in nearly 10 years 😂😭
he has. his newest show is almost entirely comprised of satire instead of a little bit of satire covered up in puns and misdirections.
I think they mean his voice and his looks. :)
+Chandler Gloyd Which one is that
James Loggins Make Happy
Ana Harvey I read the title to the tune of PPAP
The greatest and most humble rap you will ever hear
I can just imagine a huge round of applause at the end. Bro no joke I think you should make an album, I'm sure it would sell well, just get someone like Timberland to produce 1 or 2 songs for you and then you're defo gonna get a well selling single.
You were indeed correct
This aged beautifully.
oh boy do i have great news for you
Timba produced a song for him?
@@Gunzee No, but he's definitely got more than a couple well-selling singles. lol
After the special, had to go back down the rabbit hole.
same.
Same, the special truly hurt
Hey Bo, proud of you for the Emmy Nomination. My friend passed away and we were really into your stuff and he’d (probably) be hella proud of you and happy for you. Congrats & Hope you’re doing well!
"hey gang, I'm actually not wareing pants right now" 😂😂
wearing
*wareing
Colby Barradas *Wearing.
r/woooosh
Bing Bong Uhhh, what?
that wink at 1:16 is the death of me i swear
Breigha The Demon Barber same here
Libby H glad to know someone else finds him as attractive i do
Breigha The Demon Barber mutual feelings, my friend
Breigha The Demon Barber SAME
Zariah knight HE'S SO CUTE AHHHH
Wow... It's true. Was listening to a podcast recently and Bo was one of the guests. They asked him why his voice was so low in his first videos, I had never noticed, and he said that before puberty really hit him, his voice was kind of low...
what was the podcast?
If I remember correctly, it was You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes. His second appearance on the show...
ok thanks
His voice is actually really low still, he just sings in a higher note because he thinks it's more pleasant for the listeners. He explained it in an interview but I don't remember if it was the same podcast :P
its because people find higher voices more funny
same with censoring curse words with higher toned beeps
that moment when it is 2016 and he is still more of a comedic genius then anyone now...
FlowxWolf Dave Chappell, Bo Burnham himself, mike birbiglia, Todd glass, jerry Seinfeld, tenacious D went on tour in 2016 if I remember correctly, Steven lynch who writes songs that in my opinion are better to relisten to, anthony jeselnick, etc.
this comment feels like I just time traveled.
Make that 2023
Thank you, Bo for 14 years of content that’s helped me understand myself. From precocious teen to deeply mentally ill and existential adult. This was the first video I watched of yours. I was in eighth grade and stuck in my room.
I've been doin drugs since the age of three/ I took my cereal, stabbed the bag with a knife/ Snorted that sh-t and got high on Life.
***** neither drugs or snorted could be considered profanity. On that note. Fucking Shit.
i read this comment as he sang it and honestly i wasn’t surprised by the like because i’ve watched this video way too many times
I was scrolling through the comments and I saw this comment as I heard it
“Right back were I started 14 years ago”
That line made me sob. He seemed so happy :(
My eyes they teared
This guy probably crushed his SATs. He's pretty darn smart.
I love this song by 21 Pilots
+nerdyotakuu 😂
Dude, I'd pay money to hear them do this. xD
@@spaalekschuck6743Actually it’s T̶̢̨̰̪͓̙͕̫̹͊̅̊͊̍͊͢͠w̢̧̛̤̘̗̩͒̃͛̾̀͐̔͑̕͢ȩ͇̲̻̞͈̩̣̲̀̆̔̄͜͡͝ń̹̯͚̖̜̺̙̩̦͗̎͊̌ẗ̡̯̯̲̲͚͍͖̹́͌̔̍́̄̋͡ẙ̢̛̺͚̝̝͍̱̰̒̃́͌̋̂̚͞ ø̢̢̨̗̟̟̥͙̜̆̉͋̄̆͌͗̕͢ṉ̵̛̱͎̗̺̼͇͇́͒͌̇̓̇̓̅͐͟ę̛̹̖͈̘̭̼͈͒̀̅̍̌̈́͜͢͡ p̶̨͈̮̥̦͉̃̌͒͐̕͢i̢̛̟̠͇̭̙͙͙̰̔̊̈́́̉́͆̓̕l̢͔͙̖̦̭̺̍͒̏͆͐͛̾̀̚̕ø̧̛̛̤͕̼͔̗̰̼͙͋̓̍̿̎́̒ț̴̢̢̬͍͈̯̜͔̈́͗̒̍͑́̄͞s̴̡̢̨̛̼͙͚̩͒̉̇̀͆̆̂͒
It's actually 12 pilots
this is probably one of my favourite songs of his, wild how young he was when he made this. so clever
Watching young Bo and seeing the incredible artist he is and always has been. True genius, keep killing it fam
Late to his I'm-making-youtube-videos-in-my-bedroom party but I'm literally hyperventilating this is my precious Bo
calamityProphet twins!
im LITCHRALY dying rn omggggg LITCHRALY LITCHRALY
Yeah I feel you
thats me #quarantine
"You couldn't get a rise out of a yeast infection" oH MY GOD 😂😂😂
what does that mean...? yeast rises.
ScarJon THAT’S THE JOKE
@@axelpetersson5787 r/wooosh before it was cool
One question: Why didn't Bo wait four days to release this on March 14th/Pi Day?
A very astute observation!
because he wanted it to have views by the time the day came around
now that you mention it it does seem kind of irrational
i'll see myself out now
So we could ponder forever why he didn't do that. And look, it worked.
that “mother effin suffrage” is so smooth
Is it weird that seeing Bo as such a hilarious teenager somehow makes me proud?
I remember watching this the day it came out. I am old
After Justin I lost hopes on UA-cam. and this kid shows faith reinstalled.
...Justin...from Hungry Lights?
+Rebecca Murphy Justin 'The beebs' bieber
.....oh.
And he quit youtube lol Catch up dude ahah
+sonuEEE You lost hope because it created someone worth 200 Million dollars cool lol.
Throwback if you realized that the now popular Bo is the Bo we listened to 15+ years ago... 😅 #imfeelingold
2008 was when a friend showed Bo to me, this still slaps. Generational talent.
Lol it's funny that he censored himself when he curses all the time now xD
+ChaoticMatters He was younger in this, he doesn't censor himself anymore, plus he is just doing it for comedy.
Skedaddle that's why I said it was funny :p
Gotcha xD ChaoticMatters
Skedaddle oh you should check out my channel. I make funny songs too. Not as amazing as Bo, but there aint enough funny music out there
Yeah dude I will :)ChaoticMatters
He was smarter as a teenager than adults in the world in their 40s/50s/60s. I respect smart entertainers so much.
bo please dont ever forget that people have some amazing memories that you are included in with your content. deep emotional memories, i just want to say thank you so much, bless and i hope you are doing well 🌞
i cannot tell whether his material from when he was close to my age inspires me or discourages me
bo burnham, i absolutely idolize you. and as a musician, i aspire entirely to be like you. You're so original and expressive and i admire that SO much! definitely no conformity here. whatever success youhave achieved by this point you deserve SO much! i just wanted to congratulate you on all your achievements to this point!
hello after 12 years
Do you still idolise bo
That year he dressed as Aladdin for Halloween. Though he did not darken his skin, it feels really weird in hindsight
i heard that aladdin costume's in his mother's attic.
Isn"t he problematic? Is he a problem?
@@maryelizabethp hes gonna go home and burn it, well not burn it, he thinks burning it is bad he doesnt know what to do with it.
Gosh, 8 years ago. I remember my freshmen year in high school watching this. Loving every minute of it. Time flys.
I love how happy he gets when he gets out a particularly bad ass line.
God he's literally perfect..
Watching this for the first time after watching the new comedy special is a really different experience.
Was checking on Dylan O'Brien's channel and saw this in his old favorites..
So I'm back to Bo and I love it
Bo has always been a lyrical genius
This guy kinda reminds me of Robin Williams when it comes to all the facial expressions he's doing and that wicked comedian personality. He also reminds me ,when it comes to physical look, of the lead singer from Semisonic and also Shaggy from Scooby Dooby Doo :D And damn... what a song this is :D It's legendary. Also the chord progression is similiar to Gorillaz's song :D Gotta love every bit of this, even though it's an old-timer :D
hes really freakin tall like shaggy also
Should probably stop with those :D
Viggo Björntand :D
Björn means bear ooooo
When I read your lyrics, I have a whole new appreciation for what you do!
He hasn’t changed, just got a better camera 😂
Found this deep in my favorites. Glad you made it. Mother effin suffrage.
Anybody else get a little excited after he winked at the camera?
No
+GracieBooProductions 1:18
I'm like 6 years late but I'm replying anyway to say YESSS
HAPPY 15 YEAR OLD BDAY TO THIS MASTERPIECE
Imagine old people listening to Bo’s older songs and saying “hmm, kinda good. Let’s give him 3 Emmys”
Love the fast rapping at the end. Lots a'talent you got there Bo. Keep up the good job.
Oh you better believe he kept up that work
I'm coming back through and reliving all of these songs I haven't heard in forever and they still slap and make me laugh. Thanks Bo
I love that this is a top favourite of Dylan O’Brien
me too
happy 3/14/15!
Gaby Segura Happy 5/15/15
Peter Pan Happy 6/15/15
Gaby Segura happy 4/20
Ricky Evans Are you a time-traveler
2dles no im just high
this was a while ago and its still my favourite song ever
His voice was so low back then!
gosh i look at this and think it's actually recent because of how he does everything but THIS WAS TEN YEARS AGO.
ten years.
Just finished watching "Make Happy" for like the 10th time and wanted to watch some Bo in his early days. This guy right here is so damn awesome. This video takes me back to when I was 16 and watching/sharing his earlier videos with my classmates. It's amazing to see how far he's come. Love you Bo
Wow... He's lyrically amazing!
"I took my cereal, stabbed it open with a knife. Snorted that sh*t and got high on life."
And
"I've been doing drive-bys all my life, crept the bullets were newspapers and the car is my bike."
HE WAS SIXTEEN
I love the jetski impression part. Wholesome stuff
Happy 3/14/15 Apple Pi Day, Bo! (OMG)
I come back to this every 3.14. Yesterday I played this song to bring back so many memories of what UA-cam used to be...
2020 where y’all at!!!???
2020
Why did u reply to ur own comment
Did you like ur own comment to?
Look how little!
I remember when this came out.
Man, I had no idea he'd be so dope, though.
What. was like the best special I've seen in a long time.
POV you saw this in 2007 but are rewatching it because you just watched Inside
This brings me back. Bo has been killin it for 15 years. Legendary
Talks to his wall or door: *chippy voice* “the kid is good!!”
HE'S SO SMOLL OMG CINNAROLL
ikr adorable
It’s been 3 years and I am you 100th like
How have I still never met him? I've been in Massachusetts my entire life. Universe! Bring us together!
His face, his wink, prolonged eye contact. I love this man. I need to find myself a Robert 'Bo' Burnham
mothereffin suffrage
the wink @ 1:18.... I died
Ahhhh the innocent days of UA-cam, feel so bad for it nowadays
Almost ten years back, pretty amazing stuff
In about a week after he drop this I was gonna be ... born
Wow
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATEO RIOS
Been watching since 2008, had to come back after watching a promising young woman.
3rd video, 14 years ago. 3.14🤯
Bo ain't like most celebrities he is humble and he replies to message he gets so i respect him
this is genius. he always had it.
This is a certified hood classic.
I still say “here come the puns, here come the puns” to this day.
I remember back in school when Bo was just starting out my buddy would show me his videos all the time. And here am I watching the oldies 16 years later
just riding the algorithm can't believe it's been 14 years!
my favorite songs by bo burnham list:
1. Cant handle this - kanye rant and ART IS DEAD
2. Wecome to the internet
3. 3.14 Apple Pi
4. Goodbye
5. Look whos inside agian
6. OH BO
7. Words words words
8. Im bo yo
9. Sad
10. My whole family…
W list ngl
I do not remember this being filmed on potato
I wish I could watch him for the first time again
happy pi day. fucking ghost town in here now. i got a tattoo for this shit.
Bo Burnham tattoo?
@@Charmanderfan2002 kinda for him but i should get one exclusively for him. i just have a big pi
His voice only got higher from here.
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR ONCE AGAIN.
A kid in 4th grade sang this in gym class and no one knew Bo was. Went home and that weekend looked it up on UA-cam. Thanks Adam for introducing me to Bo Burnham 16 years ago!
I wonder if boburnham ever watches these old videos
funny story