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  • @squiddyanimations6617
    @squiddyanimations6617 Місяць тому +5933

    i love how he says "so called girlfriend", like his girlfriend implying his dad was a cellphone fucked him up so much hes questioning if his whole relationship even meant anything

    • @iamthepizzaeater7906
      @iamthepizzaeater7906 Місяць тому +22

      Same

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Місяць тому +15

      AGREED 😂

    • @princesspentagram3458
      @princesspentagram3458 Місяць тому +17

      Didn't see this until you said it now I'm laughing harder than I should thanks for the laughs appreciate it 😂😊

    • @tatertotter808
      @tatertotter808 Місяць тому +2

      That’s Jenny Slate. She erased a black person

    • @squiddyanimations6617
      @squiddyanimations6617 Місяць тому

      @tatertotter808 1st off, proof? second, why are you saying erased like you're gonna get censored. just say kill

  • @sparrowhawk81
    @sparrowhawk81 7 років тому +105364

    They had to hang the mic from the ceiling so he wouldn't throw it on the ground.

  • @onionhombre
    @onionhombre 4 роки тому +18140

    “Happy birthday to the ground” is simply the best one liner in the history of the world

    • @marcellacassab4331
      @marcellacassab4331 4 роки тому +142

      That's pretty high praise, dude. Personally, I'll always award that to Don't trust me from 3OH3! "You tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FU**ING SCARED OF HIM!" XD

    • @ebukaokafor8081
      @ebukaokafor8081 4 роки тому +50

      Welcome to the real word kid

    • @subnormality5854
      @subnormality5854 4 роки тому +29

      He lost points for ruining the rest of the cake too

    • @justinmraap
      @justinmraap 4 роки тому +100

      _WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS_

    • @5.7hemi79
      @5.7hemi79 4 роки тому +59

      Happy birthday to the ground is what I say on new years day

  • @smilygriffin1144
    @smilygriffin1144 2 місяці тому +1362

    The whiplash of watching this 13 years later, and suddenly going "holy shit, it's Ryan Renolds and Elijah Woods!"

    • @claireedgley7897
      @claireedgley7897 2 місяці тому +20

      Just did the same thing! 😅 Had totally forgotten they were in the video! 😆

    • @TheWhiteNoir
      @TheWhiteNoir Місяць тому +6

      I asked myself "wait was Ryan Renolds in Lonely Island"?💀

    • @SamxJxPx1993
      @SamxJxPx1993 Місяць тому +2

      Wood, not Woods

    • @an0gr0br
      @an0gr0br Місяць тому +9

      I did the same when I saw that Jenny Slate was the ‘so-called girlfriend’. I don’t think she was famous yet when this came out.

    • @christiangallo241
      @christiangallo241 Місяць тому

      Bro literally

  • @Svfaye
    @Svfaye Рік тому +20059

    “My dads not a phone!!” And “happy birthday to the ground” are the lines I just lose my shit over every . Single . Time .

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +26471

    Happy BIRTHDAY *TO THE GROUND*

    • @OneTopic2
      @OneTopic2 3 роки тому +323

      God, I love this song. I used to sing this back and forth with a friend during school, and I still reference it with them all of the time.
      “Happy birthday to the grouuund!” Is one of the most iconic lines from this song.

    • @ajisegundo2268
      @ajisegundo2268 3 роки тому +95

      oh one topic!! binging lonely island videos too, i assume?

    • @alecrichards8574
      @alecrichards8574 3 роки тому +57

      @@ajisegundo2268 That's how it goes.... Once you start with "juuust one" you gotta binge all of them.

    • @vivekprataprai2433
      @vivekprataprai2433 3 роки тому +87

      Welcome to real world jackass

    • @denishavail1773
      @denishavail1773 3 роки тому +28

      The best line imho

  • @devinbrown544
    @devinbrown544 4 роки тому +16379

    "This ain't my Dad, this is a cell phone" 8 years later still cracks me up

    • @wrenbite
      @wrenbite 4 роки тому +23

      you posted 23 hours ago woew

    • @jinxx3744
      @jinxx3744 4 роки тому +31

      And now he is the star of Brooklyn 99

    • @devinbrown544
      @devinbrown544 4 роки тому +27

      @mio mia dude I'm 20 so I was 12 but okay

    • @azioxx
      @azioxx 4 роки тому +1

      Fr

    • @jacobyomtob4474
      @jacobyomtob4474 4 роки тому +3

      Same here

  • @Rejjjjjjjjjjj
    @Rejjjjjjjjjjj Місяць тому +344

    0:10 I just love the hand movement he does there for no reason at all

    • @usonoyama
      @usonoyama Місяць тому +15

      I threw it on the ground

    • @JustLiving-dg5by
      @JustLiving-dg5by 9 днів тому +1

      You must think I'm a joke

    • @4n1mat0r-0n3
      @4n1mat0r-0n3 День тому +1

      I aint gonna be apart of your system

    • @ekaitzzubizarreta5036
      @ekaitzzubizarreta5036 15 годин тому

      ​@@4n1mat0r-0n3Pump that garbage in another man's veins🗣️🔥

  • @tylerdrainville1136
    @tylerdrainville1136 5 років тому +28206

    All these years later, “happy birthday to the ground” still gets me.

    • @pinkiepiiieee
      @pinkiepiiieee 5 років тому +73

      Haha same

    • @billcipher5726
      @billcipher5726 5 років тому +23

      Tyler Drainville same

    • @Manchuwook
      @Manchuwook 5 років тому +80

      The slice of cake took the whole cake.

    • @woutpermel
      @woutpermel 5 років тому +59

      to me it's the cell phone

    • @kristenmgr
      @kristenmgr 5 років тому +23

      Just watched for first time
      LMFAO !!!

  • @specialknees6798
    @specialknees6798 4 місяці тому +4882

    Of course Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood are the celebrities in this video. I can’t explain why it makes sense, but of course it’s them

    • @modelcitizen72
      @modelcitizen72 2 місяці тому +86

      So Deadpool took care of him. Good.

    • @RossBrown1
      @RossBrown1 2 місяці тому +125

      and Jenny Slate, his so-called girlfriend

    • @y337
      @y337 2 місяці тому +28

      And I’m pretty sure that energy drink guy at the beginning is an SNL guy I recognize

    • @tobyriecke3972
      @tobyriecke3972 2 місяці тому +38

      @@y337yea it’s Bobby. This is an SNL skit, this is just the uncensored version that doesn’t have the live audience laughs.

    • @badimations3410
      @badimations3410 2 місяці тому

      Alvin and the chipmonks 3​@@RossBrown1

  • @matheusmeireles615
    @matheusmeireles615 4 роки тому +4938

    No man has ever screamed "I'm an adult" so vigorously in the history of humanity.

    • @pathutchison9866
      @pathutchison9866 4 роки тому +72

      MAAANNN, NOONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SO CALLED COMMENTS.
      ILL TAKE IT, AND THROW IT ON THE GROUND.!!!!
      YOU MUST THINK IM A JOKE!!!
      IM NOT A PART OF THIS COMMENT SYSTEM!!!

    • @matheusmeireles615
      @matheusmeireles615 4 роки тому +78

      @@pathutchison9866 I'M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • @ThisHandleIsInteresting
      @ThisHandleIsInteresting 4 роки тому +10

      I knew a disabled guy that shrieked it once. Nearly broke my eardrum.

    • @ShawnTufford
      @ShawnTufford 4 роки тому

      @@pathutchison9866 lmao nice

    • @Beast96GT
      @Beast96GT 4 роки тому +1

      My kid.

  • @lynall-zi9yj
    @lynall-zi9yj 20 днів тому +56

    "Happy birthday to the ground!" Will never fail to make me giggle uncontrollably

  • @bookjunk
    @bookjunk 5 років тому +38310

    I still love how absolutely dumb the phone thing is.

    • @ghett0bla5t
      @ghett0bla5t 5 років тому +920

      Yeah, the first two are almost understandable, but that part is where it goes off the rails!

    • @theuncommonn00b12
      @theuncommonn00b12 5 років тому +1633

      My dad's not a phone DUH

    • @bobfranklin2121
      @bobfranklin2121 5 років тому +249

      I believe when she says "it's your dad" she's trying to say it's your dad on the phone (aka his dad is calling him via her phone)

    • @Nunya1721
      @Nunya1721 5 років тому +1107

      @@bobfranklin2121 Yeah, we all know that

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane 5 років тому +52

      I'm always reminded of that scene in Zoolander ua-cam.com/video/0KC_rd7-bf0/v-deo.html absolute classic.

  • @burper-oe6tm
    @burper-oe6tm 3 роки тому +17762

    “This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” always gets me

  • @Sean-li4jm
    @Sean-li4jm 2 роки тому +6799

    My favorite is that Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood simply eating dinner equals asking if he wants their autograph 😂

    • @vibovitold
      @vibovitold Рік тому +380

      "to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail"

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 Рік тому +674

      @@vibovitold "To a man with a tazer, everything looks like a butthole."

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +88

      @@KeithFraser82 My favorite line from Ghandi

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 Рік тому +31

      @@RavenclawNimbus "Our words are backed by TAZERS!"

    • @huntstyle
      @huntstyle Рік тому +14

      GROUND!!!

  • @hornbylee
    @hornbylee Місяць тому +202

    Don't know what this is doing back in my recommended all these years later, but I'm here for it.

  • @gravysandwich5010
    @gravysandwich5010 Рік тому +13841

    I can't get over how he calls some innocent kid a "poser"

    • @michaeldevine2120
      @michaeldevine2120 Рік тому +892

      Turns out that kid was a poser and was also a part of the system

    • @808mystic
      @808mystic Рік тому

      welcome to the real world, jackass

    • @BuckBowen
      @BuckBowen Рік тому +44

      It's so good!

    • @Alabama1852
      @Alabama1852 Рік тому +354

      "welcome to the real world Jackass" so funny

    • @annabodot962
      @annabodot962 Рік тому +22

      My favorite part too!

  • @mralpha64002
    @mralpha64002 4 роки тому +6947

    "I'm an adult" line hits harder every day

    • @iovedogs269
      @iovedogs269 4 роки тому +127

      Especially because I wasn't an adult when I first heard this

    • @bretthouse9236
      @bretthouse9236 4 роки тому +30

      These rhymes slap harder than a twisted tea

    • @vhayashi7369
      @vhayashi7369 4 роки тому +17

      I know that is hilarious! An adult but having tantrums like a kid! 😂😂😂

    • @gehesnuts2444
      @gehesnuts2444 4 роки тому +8

      cause niggas be acting like this

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 4 роки тому +41

      @@vhayashi7369 he ain't having a childish tantrum he's displaying his dominance and independence with righteous Fury at all these flipping phonyies
      trying to make him part of the system
      MAN!

  • @aussiewaabi7683
    @aussiewaabi7683 4 роки тому +5466

    Andy Samberg shouting “This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” is the only dad joke I’ll ever accept

  • @Pseudo___
    @Pseudo___ 9 днів тому +29

    Happy New Year 🎊.. TO THE GROUND

  • @lavapix
    @lavapix 3 роки тому +11467

    I've been waiting 10 years for the sequel. Picked it up from the ground.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Рік тому +8368

    "I threw the rest of the cake too" with the slow mo still gets me every time.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +77

      Tbh, that looked like a yummy cake

    • @MartinZanichelli
      @MartinZanichelli Рік тому +31

      LOL poor kid

    • @rubenlier8013
      @rubenlier8013 Рік тому +21

      At this point I wonder whether people just pick out every single part of the video and comment on how it still gets them years later.

    • @yagzyalcntas553
      @yagzyalcntas553 Рік тому +23

      @@rubenlier8013 i mean there are waay too many good parts in the song so i am not surprised.

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 Рік тому +4

      ​@@rubenlier8013 It is 2 min and 47 s of concentrated funny.
      I was channel surfing yesterday. I saw some Adam Sandler movie. Something about him being a dad, he has a beautiful daughter and then they go along with friends to a Safari. Giraffes, elephants, lions.
      I watched 10 min and it is completely flat.
      I think Drew Barrimore was in it.

  • @TomsMucenieks
    @TomsMucenieks 6 років тому +12956

    *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND*

    • @orbitalweekends5845
      @orbitalweekends5845 6 років тому +181

      Toms Mucenieks I threw the rest of the cake too!

    • @TheRoleplayer40k
      @TheRoleplayer40k 6 років тому +200

      Welcome to the real world, JACKASS

    • @orbitalweekends5845
      @orbitalweekends5845 6 років тому +44

      like this, and this and that and th-this

    • @hr9467
      @hr9467 6 років тому +51

      *WHAD'YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THIS, EAT IT?*

    • @jacobnunya808
      @jacobnunya808 6 років тому +38

      1:45 I'm pretty sure this is how all mass murderers are created.

  • @brianbailey904
    @brianbailey904 2 місяці тому +347

    “Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph” 1:59 they’re literally minding their own business 😂

    • @S3YKOCH4N
      @S3YKOCH4N 2 місяці тому +19

      IS THAT RYAN REYNOLDS

    • @Eggette
      @Eggette 2 місяці тому

      ​@@S3YKOCH4N No, it's Andrew Paxton

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 2 місяці тому

      ​@@S3YKOCH4Nyup, Deadpool and Frodo having dinner when some schmuck flips the table on them! But since when does Deadpool have a taser?!

    • @vaasmontenegro1573
      @vaasmontenegro1573 Місяць тому

      @@S3YKOCH4N YESSSIRRRR

    • @JK-hl1yr
      @JK-hl1yr Місяць тому +4

      That's the literal joke

  • @Real_Genji
    @Real_Genji 2 роки тому +10733

    After all these years later, my favorite line is still "MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE"

    • @tahaalradi7109
      @tahaalradi7109 2 роки тому +429

      Duhh!

    • @mjpink8408
      @mjpink8408 2 роки тому +205

      Yes!!! Same!!! “Maaaann this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone!!”

    • @daginger4281
      @daginger4281 2 роки тому +56

      Literally just going about my day just randomly thought about this line and just started laughing to myself

    • @elaqgarahulelpon1479
      @elaqgarahulelpon1479 2 роки тому +22

      Final form of dad jokes:

    • @aliahbills8310
      @aliahbills8310 2 роки тому +46

      I’m dying. There’s so many good ones. Anytime I drop something, I’m like, “happy birthday to the ground”
      No one around me understands but it’s still hilarious and I don’t care if I laugh by myself

  • @marcuslopez2190
    @marcuslopez2190 3 роки тому +2951

    I just love how he calls a kid a “poser “then tells him “welcome to the real world” it hits like fine art

    • @user-qu6ij5sl1v
      @user-qu6ij5sl1v 2 роки тому +4

      Phony kid is growing up in the system. Welcome to the real world poser.

    • @brennanmalo5857
      @brennanmalo5857 2 роки тому

      He called him a Jackass to 😂

    • @Sam-sh5ko
      @Sam-sh5ko 2 роки тому +32

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRRROOOUND

    • @sven_86
      @sven_86 2 роки тому +18

      watching that whole cake splat in slow motion was oddly satsifying too

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 2 роки тому +6

      Where everyone is a poser yeep

  • @knowledgeispower5720
    @knowledgeispower5720 Рік тому +2358

    “Man this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone”
    Best line ever

  • @N3xusI99I
    @N3xusI99I 2 місяці тому +190

    1:42 Bro I can't

    • @sriyasgoud
      @sriyasgoud 2 місяці тому +25

      WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASSSSS.
      IM AN ADULTTTTTTTT 😤😤😤😤

    • @juniorlima7256
      @juniorlima7256 2 місяці тому +12

      I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO 😡

  • @stevebenobi-wanlarrykenobi8584
    @stevebenobi-wanlarrykenobi8584 2 роки тому +8508

    The additional wind blowing into the boy’s face while he yells “Welcome to the real world jackass!!!” at him is pure gold 🤣

    • @imlegorn
      @imlegorn 2 роки тому +25

      @asdan-vmetmj-cc I didn't want that clip

    • @puremadness
      @puremadness 2 роки тому +37

      also the cake just plopping on the ground

    • @maxthompson159
      @maxthompson159 Рік тому

      @@imlegorn lol ikr! We're clearly part of their system

    • @testadalord01432
      @testadalord01432 Рік тому +34

      The wind ripple on that there kid finishes me every single time 😂

    • @fellowtexan9001
      @fellowtexan9001 Рік тому +3

      Its pure facts bro

  • @Totasfunnynumber
    @Totasfunnynumber Рік тому +1559

    At 2:18, everything comes full circle, as our main character is forced to the ground himself, punished to see all of the damage he has done at their level. Poetic

    • @abhayambikatripathy4402
      @abhayambikatripathy4402 10 місяців тому +49

      This is exactly wt an English teacher wud say

    • @glitchxedfix134
      @glitchxedfix134 10 місяців тому +91

      You either throw it on the ground or live long enough to get thrown on the ground

    • @funnybunnyh8303
      @funnybunnyh8303 9 місяців тому +8

      You clearly didn't get the moral of the story.

    • @The_lamb_sauce
      @The_lamb_sauce 9 місяців тому +5

      Poetic

    • @Silent_sword27
      @Silent_sword27 8 місяців тому +3

      Is that Ryan ryenlods

  • @samhain3709
    @samhain3709 4 роки тому +8637

    I genuinely feel so bad for the HotDogMan

    • @kingofredlions7709
      @kingofredlions7709 4 роки тому +227

      dude hotdog on the house? hell yeah brother

    • @misteralt3117
      @misteralt3117 4 роки тому +361

      @@kingofredlions7709 I take it you trust the system?

    • @kingofredlions7709
      @kingofredlions7709 4 роки тому +136

      Mister Alt
      i know it’s all a joke but this supposed system has shown me a list of not so bad things. energy dinks(which i personally don’t care for) complimentary hotdog for frequent business, a girlfriend and a dad, being able to randomly show up at birthday parties and receiving a slice of cake, and autographs from celebrities. system seems pretty chill to me
      sometimes instead of rebelling against some conspiracy, one should enjoy life without being so aggressive.

    • @BB-ki7he
      @BB-ki7he 4 роки тому +101

      @@kingofredlions7709Or maybe thats just what they want you to think and you cant tell the difference because you apart of the system.

    • @Schro701
      @Schro701 4 роки тому +2

      Same

  • @nathanielfeldman1335
    @nathanielfeldman1335 2 місяці тому +154

    My dad's not a phone! DUH! 1:28

  • @Lunar_Atronach
    @Lunar_Atronach 2 роки тому +3958

    The cut from "I'm an adult" to the recently thrown hotdog gets me every time

    • @TerraShiro7
      @TerraShiro7 Рік тому +39

      I don't need your handouts

    • @sweetpepino1907
      @sweetpepino1907 Рік тому +57

      "I'm an ADULT"
      *Cut to evidence to the contrary*

    • @Raincally
      @Raincally Рік тому +2

      PLEASE-

    • @joebates8659
      @joebates8659 Рік тому +4

      You can t buy me hotdog mannn

    • @rickacton7540
      @rickacton7540 3 місяці тому

      processed meats are hardly fit food for anyone, including adults
      also, any "food" that contains manufactured citric acid (MCA) is toxic and inflammatory www DOT ncbi DOT nlm DOT nih DOT gov/pmc/articles/PMC6097542/

  • @ikichullo
    @ikichullo 3 роки тому +6154

    I love how he says "I'm an aduuuult" in the most childish way possible.

    • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
      @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 3 роки тому +38

      Yup - if he has to say it, it's likely not true!

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 3 роки тому +45

      Clearly he is making fun of millenials who do not do one days work and yet destroy anything not in their taste

    • @niharshastri3519
      @niharshastri3519 3 роки тому +94

      @@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable noone cares buddy

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 3 роки тому +28

      @@niharshastri3519 - except you. You care. Because you spent time answering.

    • @niharshastri3519
      @niharshastri3519 3 роки тому +15

      @@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable yes on a scale of 0-10. I care 0.1 about your dumb comment. Happy? 😘

  • @caddydonstans116
    @caddydonstans116 5 років тому +37418

    He doesn’t rhyme because he’s not part of the system.

  • @d-lite2027
    @d-lite2027 Місяць тому +19

    I love how it just gets cut to “GROOOOUNNDD” by the time he gets to the celebrities. This song will never get old 😂

  • @Gingeries17
    @Gingeries17 5 років тому +4315

    "Happy birthday...to the GROUND" makes me laugh every single time.

    • @Calinks
      @Calinks 5 років тому +16

      Funniest part I was dying!

    • @rukanplayz5884
      @rukanplayz5884 5 років тому +9

      I Feel Bad For The Kid

    • @sloth4urluv
      @sloth4urluv 5 років тому +26

      WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

    • @mannyk7100
      @mannyk7100 5 років тому +13

      Gingeries17 the way the piece of cake just plops on the ground 💀

    • @starrysunrise5449
      @starrysunrise5449 5 років тому +2

      duh

  • @cloudsweater
    @cloudsweater 4 роки тому +2660

    “Welcome to the real world jackass”
    This still cracks me up

    • @tylerlook1752
      @tylerlook1752 4 роки тому +24

      The kid was so shocked

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 роки тому +6

      @LoganMoore yeah, it's the lonely island

    • @FunnyDiggersSpark
      @FunnyDiggersSpark 4 роки тому +5

      Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
      Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
      Happy birthday to the ground!
      I threw the rest of the cake, too!
      Welcome to the real word, jackass!

    • @Donkeyman09488
      @Donkeyman09488 4 роки тому +1

      Steveo- “thanks”

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon 4 роки тому

      2020 in a nutshell

  • @jo5603
    @jo5603 2 роки тому +6099

    andy screaming, “welcome to the real world jackass” to that child gets me crying laughing everytime

    • @leftysmokesit
      @leftysmokesit 2 роки тому +41

      That dude has a face like some Andy I didn't even know his name was actually Andy lol

    • @vernonmitchell7710
      @vernonmitchell7710 2 роки тому +30

      I die laughing when he said happy birthday to the ground lol

    • @NinjasonFire00
      @NinjasonFire00 2 роки тому +5

      EVERY TIME!

    • @BangChief_AllIsOne
      @BangChief_AllIsOne 2 роки тому +5

      Builds character.
      Salute

    • @saltysergeant4284
      @saltysergeant4284 2 роки тому +25

      I like the setup best.
      "Whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOUUND!!! I threw the REST of the cake, too!!"
      Gets me, every time.

  • @Owen_Totally_Cooks
    @Owen_Totally_Cooks Місяць тому +16

    My dad showed me this video over a decade ago, I'm in college now but I still come back to it every few months because its comedy gold

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 8 днів тому

      Does that mean your dad is a cellphone that you watched the video on?

    • @InsanityPlusOne
      @InsanityPlusOne 5 днів тому

      Your cellphone showed you this video,
      I understand the deep humour may have warped your reality but your dad is not a phone.

  • @DrWetness
    @DrWetness 8 років тому +30123

    I was at the hospital with my so called girlfriend, hands me a baby and says its my son. I said Maaan this ain't a sun, this is a baby! I threw it on the ground!!!

  • @JessicasASMR
    @JessicasASMR 4 роки тому +3405

    “My dad isn’t a cellphone”
    And that’s where Jake Peralta’s daddy issues started...

    • @breevonnebenan794
      @breevonnebenan794 4 роки тому +44

      the same girl acting here is his girlfriend, but in brooklyn 99 its his sister. Sweet home...

    • @isabellearaujo8991
      @isabellearaujo8991 4 роки тому +35

      She is actually the girlfriend of a mafia dude. His sister is the one who plays Dalia in Aladdin 😬

    • @breevonnebenan794
      @breevonnebenan794 4 роки тому +11

      @@isabellearaujo8991 my fault. Youre right

    • @samuelfischman6949
      @samuelfischman6949 4 роки тому +2

      @@breevonnebenan794 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @isabellearaujo8991
      @isabellearaujo8991 4 роки тому +3

      Lord _Link we are way too addicted hahahah

  • @fvfsdhfsdufsd
    @fvfsdhfsdufsd 4 роки тому +4466

    *Two dudes literally just sitting and not interacting with him in the slightest*
    "TWO HOLLYWOOD PHONIES TRYNA GIVE ME THEIR AUTOGRAPH"

    • @Waaaaterrrrrr
      @Waaaaterrrrrr 4 роки тому +20

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DrJargo
      @DrJargo 4 роки тому +103

      two dudes? it's literally Ryan Reynolds and some other guy probably a big shot too

    • @nachobroryan8824
      @nachobroryan8824 4 роки тому +145

      @@DrJargo The other one is Elijah Wood. He was in some shitty hobbit movies.

    • @joshuaburkhalter9414
      @joshuaburkhalter9414 4 роки тому +167

      @@nachobroryan8824 I really hope that's sarcasm

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 4 роки тому +52

      *GROOUUUUND!!!*

  • @claireguillon7596
    @claireguillon7596 28 днів тому +5

    Honestly that's a masterpiece. All the cult one liners, the music itself, the direction, light, editing, and Andy's acting, a perfect comedic video you can't get tired of. This one and Jizz in My Pants are two peak examples of this style of comedy and make me still laugh as much today as they did when I first watched them

  • @NoiseThatLaughs
    @NoiseThatLaughs 3 роки тому +2821

    I love how there’s wind from the sheer force of him yelling at that child

  • @swiftor
    @swiftor 11 років тому +15343

    You can't buy me, hot dog man.

    • @MrZakkyyy
      @MrZakkyyy 11 років тому +48

      Swiftor!

    • @Bayda
      @Bayda 11 років тому +14

      oh hi swift how's it going?

    • @RomeCorgis
      @RomeCorgis 11 років тому +15

      A wild Swiftor appears!

    • @diogobfc986
      @diogobfc986 11 років тому +9

      U just got one more subscriber.

    • @Joe-pl9wj
      @Joe-pl9wj 11 років тому +22

      who the hell is this idiot??

  • @basgui6921
    @basgui6921 4 роки тому +3206

    If he could, he'd throw the system on the ground.

    • @daikolirae155
      @daikolirae155 4 роки тому +25

      >implying he hasn't within the past decade

    • @mythicallymoist9772
      @mythicallymoist9772 4 роки тому +4

      amen

    • @xenoswarrior6900
      @xenoswarrior6900 4 роки тому +19

      Honestly, psychologically, this applies. Cant control the powers and authorities within his life and so he responds in rebellious anger, throwing things to the floor. One situation even ended in two men attacking his anus with handheld tazers. Pretty closed case.

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 4 роки тому +10

      He'd throw the ground on the ground

    • @user-ee9tu1kh5i
      @user-ee9tu1kh5i 4 роки тому

      @michaelflash123's stuff lol

  • @mandaloretheultimate5832
    @mandaloretheultimate5832 Місяць тому +143

    2:34 Elijah seems really into this

    • @destinythacker3829
      @destinythacker3829 Місяць тому +8

      Yea but know this sit at least he does not wear wigs.

    • @james24668
      @james24668 Місяць тому +4

      @@destinythacker3829when will he wear wigs?

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 8 днів тому

      Frodo was tainted by Sauron carrying the Ring for so long and Sauron's love of torture rubbed off on him

    • @InsanityPlusOne
      @InsanityPlusOne 5 днів тому +1

      Hollywood phony #1 was into it yes, he has not earned naming rights.

  • @Wackywoohoointernetfunnyman
    @Wackywoohoointernetfunnyman Рік тому +1524

    I just love how everything just breaks and splatters everywhere and the cake just smushes deppresingly

    • @G-Force7
      @G-Force7 Рік тому +114

      that's why he threw the rest of the cake too

    • @mattbarnett6902
      @mattbarnett6902 Рік тому +14

      ​@@G-Force7But the point was, the piece of cake and the whole cake just fall and splat, where everything else in the video has some velocity to it. The cake was dropped straight down with no stank on it, contrary to the title of the video.

    • @bumimub
      @bumimub Рік тому +1

      @@mattbarnett6902they’re just quoting the song man they aren’t stupid

    • @zanberries
      @zanberries Рік тому

      @@mattbarnett6902well arent you a bundle of jot

    • @TDragonus
      @TDragonus Рік тому

      @@mattbarnett6902 first off we gotta acknowledge we're reeeeally splitting hairs here lol like what does it really matter...
      but if you must, yeah, I'll admit the single slice of cake was pretty unimpressive. HOWEVER, the cake isnt in a vacuum, you have to acknowledge the rest of cake splattering everywhere right after which is amazing, the layers just quickly fanning out like a parachute opening or something.

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 3 роки тому +3256

    The fact that Elijah and Ryan agreed to be in this instantly makes them 100% cooler.

    • @HunterVex.
      @HunterVex. 3 роки тому +254

      Elijah's evil childlike smile at the end is the highlight of the video for me!

    • @davidstuckey9289
      @davidstuckey9289 3 роки тому +82

      Ryan looks like that was a good experience for him.

    • @chomo54andbabyaisha97
      @chomo54andbabyaisha97 3 роки тому +86

      I mean... who doesn't bring a tazer to a dinner at the restaurant?

    • @calicharron7429
      @calicharron7429 3 роки тому +36

      Ryan definitely had fun with this

    • @M-O-K-O-I
      @M-O-K-O-I 3 роки тому +7

      *makes them even cooler

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 8 місяців тому +944

    I like how the actors don’t even do anything to him, he just runs in and flips their table to the ground and says “GROOOUUUND!” out of nowhere.

    • @davund3594
      @davund3594 6 місяців тому +1

      Ikr, they were just having a very nice relaxing evening, and then suddenly it gets trashed by a totally delusional maniac they just have to deal with😕😅

    • @hardhatjack2207
      @hardhatjack2207 5 місяців тому +38

      The nerve of them, giving him their autograph 😂

    • @davund3594
      @davund3594 5 місяців тому +5

      Some ridiculous kid deleted my comment.

    • @Ramtamtama
      @Ramtamtama 4 місяці тому +16

      @@davund3594 they must be part of the system

  • @tastyprod
    @tastyprod Місяць тому +9

    Every time I think, 'Is he gonna throw it on the ground this time too?' a voice in my head goes:
    'DUUUHHH!'

  • @olympia5758
    @olympia5758 3 роки тому +3050

    "I threw the rest of the cake, too!" That part gets me every time.

    • @Some_Kind_of_Stranger
      @Some_Kind_of_Stranger 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah haha that's my favourite part too.

    • @tinybaconbits
      @tinybaconbits 3 роки тому +1

      Me too lmao

    • @anarchistic8178
      @anarchistic8178 3 роки тому +1

      Both of those close parts hit me funny as hell.

    • @Vikyam
      @Vikyam 2 роки тому +3

      Always feels to me like they're compensating for how anti-climactic the piece of cake was xD

    • @twoxblade2076
      @twoxblade2076 2 роки тому +6

      Happy birthday to the GROUND!!! XD

  • @Papa-Rah
    @Papa-Rah 8 місяців тому +1651

    I always share a "Happy Birthday to the Ground" GIF every year on Earth Day.

    • @koolaid33
      @koolaid33 8 місяців тому +37

      That's clever

    • @violetmcwhirk6475
      @violetmcwhirk6475 7 місяців тому +23

      This is the most underrated thing ever

    • @4SteveKombolis
      @4SteveKombolis 6 місяців тому +3

      That was good lol It made me laugh when I read it then again thinking about it

    • @LanceParsons-jg9uz
      @LanceParsons-jg9uz 6 місяців тому +3

      I’m here because someone just shared it on Reddit. It’s probably you!

    • @bazzel1059
      @bazzel1059 5 місяців тому

      when is earth day

  • @anirudhmenon1202
    @anirudhmenon1202 4 роки тому +2478

    I can totally imagine Ryan Reynolds saying perfect after Andy showed him the script

  • @foxythepiratefoxgames
    @foxythepiratefoxgames 3 місяці тому +43

    1:08 Average tyler the creator interaction

  • @robinburns8896
    @robinburns8896 8 років тому +283

    A man walked up to me, He said, "Hive five me." I grabbed his hand... AND THREW HIM ON THE GROOOOUND.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 8 років тому +3

      Hive five?

    • @robinburns8896
      @robinburns8896 8 років тому +5

      Someguy1237 +Throws on ground+ YEAH, I AINT TOUCHING YO GERMS.

    • @adhamarafa2411
      @adhamarafa2411 8 років тому +8

      +Someguy1237 HE'S NOT PART OF THIS SYSTEM

    • @adhamarafa2411
      @adhamarafa2411 8 років тому

      +Someguy1237 MAAAAAAN

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 8 років тому

      Twenty Panics! At the disco Fellout boy Would you mind explaining?

  • @Skimblie
    @Skimblie 4 роки тому +4720

    I listen to this song every year on Earth Day because of when he says "Happy birthday to the ground!"

  • @danielcross617
    @danielcross617 3 роки тому +12950

    I feel bad for the hotdog man, unlike everyone else, I dont think he was part of the system

    • @billybones1694
      @billybones1694 3 роки тому +678

      Rumors say he retired after that incident. It was only a hobby for him anyways

    • @failentity
      @failentity 3 роки тому +577

      That's what the system wants you to think

    • @jimmyjoe8225
      @jimmyjoe8225 3 роки тому +252

      That's what the big hotdog industry wants you to think.

    • @waynebevans319
      @waynebevans319 3 роки тому +174

      He said , you can't BUY me, Hotdog man. Technically, Hotdog man was trying to "buy" his business with a "free" hotdog. Pretty slick, hotdog man. Pretty, slick. 🤔🤣

    • @CardsImDealt
      @CardsImDealt 3 роки тому +27

      Hot dog man was just tryna be polite

  • @Sk1zzy007
    @Sk1zzy007 Місяць тому +12

    2:11 that taser but hole joke was so cheap but i can’t stop fucking laughing

  • @billybones1694
    @billybones1694 Рік тому +1202

    The single piece of cake anticlimactically plopping onto the ground and then the rest of the cake spraying in every direction as it hits the ground with the energy of a thousand suns always gets me. Possibly the best bit of cinematic direction I've ever seen.

    • @togsana
      @togsana 10 місяців тому +3

      Are you an English teacher

    • @billybones1694
      @billybones1694 10 місяців тому +22

      @@togsana I hope not. That would be bad for the future of so many bright young minds.

    • @zoeybatterup152
      @zoeybatterup152 10 місяців тому +10

      I’m happy someone else already typed it out so I didn’t have to

    • @billybones1694
      @billybones1694 10 місяців тому +14

      @@zoeybatterup152 This is my sole purpose on this earth.

    • @ennuiblue4295
      @ennuiblue4295 9 місяців тому

      ​@@billybones1694 "bright young minds"? Isn't Gen Alpha almost fully illiterate? You failed them!

  • @j.matias9943
    @j.matias9943 4 роки тому +973

    >Gets tased in the butt for harassing Frodo Baggins and Deadpool
    >"The moral of the story is you can't trust the system!"
    What a gem.

    • @LuannOsbourne
      @LuannOsbourne 4 роки тому +9

      Moral: The system is a joke, even though if its 2k20
      and Covid-19 is a pain in the ass

    • @BeardALaCarte
      @BeardALaCarte 4 роки тому +12

      Bro watching this again made me realize how much i love those actors\

    • @LuannOsbourne
      @LuannOsbourne 4 роки тому +1

      @Erasmus the blasphemous and i did

    • @oliverparker425
      @oliverparker425 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure his name is Ryan Reynolds

    • @mmminister9738
      @mmminister9738 4 роки тому +1

      @@oliverparker425 that's the joke.

  • @weird_donut114
    @weird_donut114 3 роки тому +4608

    I love how Ryan genuinely looks like he’s enjoying his part in this song

    • @CSHK23
      @CSHK23 3 роки тому +87

      I was scrolling wondering if anyone mentioned the cameo

    • @amberward1195
      @amberward1195 3 роки тому +50

      Of course Deadpool would enjoy tasing someone up the ass 😂

    • @SukatoKjolen
      @SukatoKjolen 3 роки тому +398

      "What, it's some sort of independent video they want me to act in? It's just going on youtube, don't even have any lines?"
      "You get to taze him in the butthole, over and over."
      "Cancel my other appointments."

    • @emeliabrain613
      @emeliabrain613 3 роки тому +16

      @@SukatoKjolen 😂😂😂

    • @jimboa20
      @jimboa20 3 роки тому +194

      Same with Elijah Wood - he has an absolutely sadistic looking laugh 😂

  • @XHandsomeJackX
    @XHandsomeJackX 3 місяці тому +12

    There is wisdom in the song, I'm not sure where but it's there.

    • @InsanityPlusOne
      @InsanityPlusOne 5 днів тому

      The whole song is a life lesson,
      It teaches you a method of testing gravity while showing you know the outside assertion is wrong or condescending (just like this humouros reply).

  • @Mynameisquarter13
    @Mynameisquarter13 9 місяців тому +3011

    I love how he calls a little kid a “poser” and then immediately ruins his birthday and calls him a jackass 😂

    • @roddmatsui3554
      @roddmatsui3554 7 місяців тому +82

      A kid who offered him free cake. He threw the rest of the cake too! “Welcome to the real world, jackass!”

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 7 місяців тому +50

      I love the way the wind is billowing in that scene. It makes it seem like he's radiating power from how many things he throws on the ground.

    • @4SteveKombolis
      @4SteveKombolis 6 місяців тому +23

      With both lines sandwiched around "happy birthday go the ground". Each one had me laughing harder, it's such Sandberg humor too lol

    • @jesuschristiskingandsavior461
      @jesuschristiskingandsavior461 5 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂funniest part

    • @jesuschristiskingandsavior461
      @jesuschristiskingandsavior461 5 місяців тому +1

      @@4SteveKombolisthat’s why it’s great 😂😂

  • @theraptorus
    @theraptorus Рік тому +2876

    “Two Hollywood phonys tried to give me their autograph, GROOOOOOOUUUUND….”
    😆😂🤣

  • @codiserville593
    @codiserville593 3 роки тому +4593

    I still love how out of all the people the "phonies" could have been, it was Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds

    • @Chad-mg2jx
      @Chad-mg2jx 3 роки тому +190

      Bunch of phonies 🙄

    • @SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl
      @SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl 3 роки тому +285

      i just realized that ryan is in two films with someone getting tazed in the ass.

    • @bwfextreme
      @bwfextreme 3 роки тому +71

      @@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl really?! I didn’t even realize Reynolds was in the “don’t taze me bro” reenactment

    • @corebry2936
      @corebry2936 3 роки тому +129

      They were phones, unlike his Dad

    • @Ice-fg9jc
      @Ice-fg9jc 3 роки тому +6

      LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IDontKnowWhatToSayRightNow
    @IDontKnowWhatToSayRightNow 2 місяці тому +28

    1:16 I feel like she looks generally confused

  • @vinnerzucc1154
    @vinnerzucc1154 3 роки тому +2537

    “I’m an adult” Dumbledore said calmly

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 3 роки тому +57

      "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
      Dumbledore.

    • @orf2072
      @orf2072 3 роки тому +8

      BYE IM DEAD

    • @ScourgeZX
      @ScourgeZX 3 роки тому +62

      And then he threw goblet of fire on the ground. Cause he's not a part of the system.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому +14

      @@ScourgeZX and he's also an adult

    • @monkey-kr4et
      @monkey-kr4et 3 роки тому +4

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Dumbledore said it cuz hes goffik

  • @Voltra_
    @Voltra_ 4 роки тому +2820

    "Happy birthday to the ground!"
    To this day it kills me

    • @chrisbailey7830
      @chrisbailey7830 4 роки тому +61

      "Welcome to the real world JACKASS!!!"

    • @quinnfischer9624
      @quinnfischer9624 4 роки тому +6

      happy berthdaie tew the Graaaawnd!

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 4 роки тому +2

      Hey, the ground's birthday deserves recognition, too. People always throw a birthday party ON the ground, but never FOR the ground. :P

    • @thefallenangel6776
      @thefallenangel6776 4 роки тому +3

      @@chrisbailey7830 i loved that part his voice was so put there that even the bushes shook poor boy.

    • @iantobyne1369
      @iantobyne1369 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @pizzaprincesss8114
    @pizzaprincesss8114 3 роки тому +1702

    I can't get over the fact that the "hollywood phonies' weren't even tryna give him their autograph they were eating dinner minding their business and he just threw they table lmfaoo

    • @Sandman-actual
      @Sandman-actual 3 роки тому +79

      He said “no one wants your autograph ........ Fonies” 😂😂😂😂

    • @owenbowen2222
      @owenbowen2222 3 роки тому +53

      And the fact that they actually got ryan reynolds to act in this is pretty cool

    • @ilyaholt8607
      @ilyaholt8607 3 роки тому +43

      @@owenbowen2222 The other is Elijah Wood btw

    • @vishavkishore
      @vishavkishore 3 роки тому +50

      Never heard of them. Phonies

    • @zada4a
      @zada4a 3 роки тому +14

      @@vishavkishore they are big fat PHONIES.

  • @qiqi9057033
    @qiqi9057033 3 місяці тому +11

    I can not believe that this has transcended to the future and still is a banger and was relevant at the same time.

  • @fraqrealmy7956
    @fraqrealmy7956 3 роки тому +2401

    Okay but why did I feel so bad and so sad for the hot dog man?

    • @utkarshad5389
      @utkarshad5389 3 роки тому +46

      Da face

    • @JosephLachh
      @JosephLachh 3 роки тому +107

      He was a great guy, I feel bad for him too.

    • @jefflarry4944
      @jefflarry4944 3 роки тому +167

      No man, he's just a part of the system

    • @BernardoSolano279
      @BernardoSolano279 3 роки тому +18

      And the cake... Is a sad sad loss

    • @NateB
      @NateB 3 роки тому

      HE'S A RACIST!

  • @Serilaene
    @Serilaene Рік тому +3514

    Seeing Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds sitting at the same table brings me joy without end.

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 Рік тому +14

      Why?

    • @Kaminkaese
      @Kaminkaese Рік тому

      ​​@@looksirdroids9134 2 genuine nice and funny people :D
      (The funny part is objective)

    • @anonymousperson1706
      @anonymousperson1706 Рік тому +127

      @@looksirdroids9134it doesn’t. He just needed to let everyone in this comment section know that he recognized the two celebrities at the table without making it obvious

    • @JohnSmith-dh8zx
      @JohnSmith-dh8zx Рік тому +82

      @@anonymousperson1706Or it’s just cool. I like both actors but I can’t think of a time they were co-stars on a major project. So the fact that the two of them are sitting together is kind of random. And it’s not like one was the host and the other was a musical guest, one of them agreed to randomly cameo

    • @afilthyweeb8684
      @afilthyweeb8684 Рік тому

      ​@@anonymousperson1706based on his profile picture he's probably a male between 18 and 30. He probably enjoys Lord of the rings and Deadpool which is incredibly common for that demographic. Dumbass.

  • @futuristicbus61
    @futuristicbus61 2 роки тому +3966

    “Happy birthday to the ground” still causes me to burst into laughter. It still makes me sad how upset and sad the first two men look.

    • @kerbalscuffedprogram4705
      @kerbalscuffedprogram4705 2 роки тому +32

      I threw the rest of the cake too.

    • @VideoGameManiac8
      @VideoGameManiac8 2 роки тому +1

      It would have been funnier if he threw the kid on the ground lol

    • @xtreme1211
      @xtreme1211 2 роки тому +1

      @@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 2 роки тому

      @@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 welcome to the real world jackass!

    • @durpyislost6212
      @durpyislost6212 2 роки тому +90

      Im glad someone else sympathizes with the hot dog vendor

  • @happycanayjian1582
    @happycanayjian1582 2 місяці тому +4

    “At the farmer’s market with my (quotation marks) so-called girlfriend…” Cracks me up every time. She must be part of the “system”. 🤣😂

  • @LupozGamingNetwork
    @LupozGamingNetwork 10 місяців тому +3399

    "My dad's not a phone! DUH!" is the greatest lyric to ever lyric

    • @Crow.Of.The.End.
      @Crow.Of.The.End. 8 місяців тому +58

      happy birthday to the ground lowkey better

    • @matroqueta6825
      @matroqueta6825 8 місяців тому

      @@Crow.Of.The.End. Welcome to the real world, jackass!

    • @Space_Bread99
      @Space_Bread99 7 місяців тому +19

      Man this ain't a best lyrics compilation this is a comment section! I threw your comment at the ground!

    • @lemmeborrowthttop
      @lemmeborrowthttop 7 місяців тому +2

      I actually think that part ruined it; it’s not funny … at all

    • @stormcloud7403
      @stormcloud7403 7 місяців тому +1

      I almost made that my senior quote lol

  • @ButcherSevenActual
    @ButcherSevenActual 3 роки тому +9303

    I love how anti-climactic the slice of cake's impact is.

    • @Sytijinx
      @Sytijinx 3 роки тому +284

      instead of an orchestra of glass fragments spreading in many directions, a muffled *thiff* barely breaks the audible range of a whisper.

    • @Dnyhh
      @Dnyhh 3 роки тому +644

      That's probably why he threw the rest of the cake too

    • @xrrgr
      @xrrgr 3 роки тому +129

      he threw the rest of the cake too!!

    • @misskarma87
      @misskarma87 3 роки тому +51

      I came across this comment & had to go back & have a look....
      shit had me dead 💀💀

    • @joshsavage007
      @joshsavage007 3 роки тому +36

      Welcome to the real world, jackass 😛

  • @funkyfreshwilliam2707
    @funkyfreshwilliam2707 3 роки тому +2613

    You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become THE GROUND

    • @DogOnAKeyboard
      @DogOnAKeyboard 3 роки тому +10

      lol... wait, what?

    • @tjwhisenhunt1089
      @tjwhisenhunt1089 3 роки тому +60

      @@DogOnAKeyboard he's not a part of the system

    • @j_belfontaine
      @j_belfontaine 3 роки тому +7

      I AM THE DIRT

    • @pictureprodigy1
      @pictureprodigy1 3 роки тому +18

      But as the ground you get free cake, hotdogs, etc. Also a very thoughtful guy wishing you happy birthday so...

    • @DogOnAKeyboard
      @DogOnAKeyboard 3 роки тому +2

      @@pictureprodigy1 lol

  • @sotelo1919
    @sotelo1919 Місяць тому +3

    13 years later and I still yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!" 😂, thanks Jake Peralta!

  • @mistersigma909
    @mistersigma909 5 років тому +4672

    “This ain’t my dad, it’s a phone”
    What a *dad* joke
    Ironic

    • @bianka2119
      @bianka2119 4 роки тому +8

      Olivewater909 WHATS THE GIRLS NAME I KNOW HER FROM SOMEWHERE

    • @aliamurad5786
      @aliamurad5786 4 роки тому +12

      @@bianka2119 it's Jenny slate . You may know her from snl or parks and rec

    • @ThefrypodiPod
      @ThefrypodiPod 4 роки тому +8

      not what irony is jackass

    • @xbanter9624
      @xbanter9624 4 роки тому +2

      @@bianka2119 Alvin and the chipmunks 3

    • @trod146
      @trod146 4 роки тому +3

      @@ThefrypodiPod a dad joke that makes a dad joke.. it's ironic for sure.. maybe YOU should look up what the definition of IRONY is, matey...

  • @WaveyBavey
    @WaveyBavey 3 роки тому +1196

    "Welcome to the real work jackass" while the kid just blankly stares up at him is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen

    • @hahahawiththemusic
      @hahahawiththemusic 3 роки тому +39

      the way the wind is blowing at that moment is super anime

    • @EdwardRatliff
      @EdwardRatliff 3 роки тому +13

      World. He said world.

    • @hahahawiththemusic
      @hahahawiththemusic 3 роки тому +3

      @@EdwardRatliff ZA WARUDO

    • @TheeDeadCreator
      @TheeDeadCreator 2 роки тому +6

      "on that day, little Jimmy learnt the true horrors of the world. He would never be the same again."

    • @VeganStories
      @VeganStories 2 роки тому

      OMG I never realized the connection

  • @nonmagicmike723
    @nonmagicmike723 4 роки тому +775

    I like how he calls an 8-year-old kid a "poser" like he's dissing competition.

  • @nanimuwu
    @nanimuwu 4 місяці тому +20

    "I threw the rest of the cake too!" will always be the funniest one-two punch

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 2 роки тому +3413

    The crazy grin on Elijah Wood’s face is just the best!

    • @zamba3612
      @zamba3612 2 роки тому +58

      lmao came here to say exactly this.. kinda reminds me of his face in lotr when he recovers and they all laughing and jumping on the bed in elf land

    • @rhythmace1
      @rhythmace1 Рік тому +17

      Yeah he nailed that brief 👌😂

    • @chulokindia
      @chulokindia Рік тому +41

      He looks like his character from Sin City

    • @АлексейЯненко-в3т
      @АлексейЯненко-в3т Рік тому +7

      True🤣

    • @RalphRoberts1
      @RalphRoberts1 Рік тому +10

      @zamba3612 lol that's the house of Elrond in Rivendell, not "elf land".

  • @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
    @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 7 місяців тому +587

    more than a decade later and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOUND" still lives in my head rent free

    • @N3xusI99I
      @N3xusI99I 2 місяці тому +4

      🗣 "I threw the rest of the cake too" 🔥🔥🔥

    • @nicolasbriozzo9861
      @nicolasbriozzo9861 2 місяці тому +2

      Same, that line is fire

    • @aaronaguilera2654
      @aaronaguilera2654 2 місяці тому +2

      I'd never heard this song until a couple months ago because my co-worker was randomly laughing about that line. 😆

    • @paulsmart4672
      @paulsmart4672 2 місяці тому

      I was helping a friend with some yard work and she accidentally dropped some stuff from the top of a ladder, so I yelled "Happy birthday to the ground!"
      She had no idea what I was referencing.
      Maybe we don't know each other as well as I thought.

    • @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
      @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 2 місяці тому

      @@paulsmart4672 it's either time to rethink the friendship compatibility... or time to introduce her to something life-changing! haha

  • @dddddaria
    @dddddaria 4 роки тому +5087

    Why can’t more people appreciate his stupid dad joke ”this aint my dad, this is a cellphone”? It’s hilarious

    • @jheffreymartineau3388
      @jheffreymartineau3388 4 роки тому +18

      thank you Ari for comment to this video, I appreciate it

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 4 роки тому +66

      But it appears as though lots of people appreciate it.

    • @DietrichGarbo
      @DietrichGarbo 4 роки тому +52

      Because it reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend handed me a cellphone claiming it was my dad.

    • @dddddaria
      @dddddaria 4 роки тому +1

      John Perry haven’t seen enough comments:-(

    • @dddddaria
      @dddddaria 4 роки тому +1

      DietrichGarbo oh i-

  • @daniellavargas7202
    @daniellavargas7202 2 місяці тому +4

    this is gonna live rent free in my head for the next decade

  • @Prince_Seven
    @Prince_Seven 8 років тому +847

    I died at the cellphone segment. My body wasn't ready for this joke !

    • @tf3confirmedbuthv54
      @tf3confirmedbuthv54 8 років тому +3

      Ganonbros I wasn't ready for the Hollywood part

    • @shadow-faye
      @shadow-faye 8 років тому

      Ganonbros same

    • @shadow-faye
      @shadow-faye 8 років тому +2

      Ganonbros this is a cellphone
      I through it on the grond!!!!!!!

    • @ilikemipha3312
      @ilikemipha3312 8 років тому +20

      It's not a joke it's a cellphone! (and I threw it on the ground...)

    • @thebigone4588
      @thebigone4588 8 років тому

      Ganonbros same

  • @rlacksgh9673
    @rlacksgh9673 5 років тому +4157

    So 22nd of April is Earth Day...
    *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRROOOOOOUUUNNNDD*

  • @KillaKyle52
    @KillaKyle52 5 років тому +1795

    “Welcome to the Real World Jackass” probably the best and realest line in this whole video

    • @Ryan-wx8of
      @Ryan-wx8of 5 років тому +27

      Moral of the story:
      Be apart of the system, or we do mean things to your butt.

    • @BlackWolfInc277
      @BlackWolfInc277 5 років тому +9

      Fun fact: Also two shows from MTV as well

    • @mylatestobsession7453
      @mylatestobsession7453 5 років тому +4

      Lmao so true 😂

    • @rantman2276
      @rantman2276 5 років тому +2

      KillaKyle52 666 likes

    • @jonny9365
      @jonny9365 4 роки тому +1

      What about, “MY DADS NOT A PHONE!”

  • @tamakazura1
    @tamakazura1 3 місяці тому +3

    I don't know why, all these years later, I'm still laffing at the sight of this hot dog bouncing in slow-mo ON THE GROUND!!!

  • @demonkitten100
    @demonkitten100 2 роки тому +2456

    11 years later, song still holds up

    • @masattac
      @masattac 2 роки тому +30

      Everything in this aged well except his dad.

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh 2 роки тому +13

      @@masattac haha...is that a Blackberry reference?

    • @LCx829
      @LCx829 2 роки тому +4

      I just want to say the line “I ain’t gonna be part of your system” just once in my life. 😂 my favorite part is when he threw the cake on the ground. 😂

    • @roxasparks
      @roxasparks 2 роки тому +1

      Bet

    • @flatlander6442
      @flatlander6442 2 роки тому +1

      @@LCx829 DITTO!!!

  • @smashingairguitars
    @smashingairguitars 4 роки тому +2051

    Pluto: "I'm not apart of your system."

  • @TheBIGJotas
    @TheBIGJotas 4 роки тому +3824

    Gonna tell my children this is Rage Against the Machine.

  • @lokalnyniecnygnom
    @lokalnyniecnygnom Місяць тому +39

    1:03 cell phone

  • @sebastianvalle7928
    @sebastianvalle7928 4 роки тому +690

    “some poser hands me cake at a birthday party” will kill me every time.

  • @austinlieto1817
    @austinlieto1817 4 роки тому +661

    "Welcome to the real world Jackass" gets me every time

  • @neurotoxicity
    @neurotoxicity 3 роки тому +2006

    the first time i heard "some poser hands me cake at a birthday party...what do you want me to do with this?? eat it? happy birthday to the ground" it changed my personality forever.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 роки тому +37

      @The Phantom he’s beginning to believe

    • @LK2.O
      @LK2.O 3 роки тому +4

      💯

    • @hendrixbase8748
      @hendrixbase8748 3 роки тому +5

      @The Phantom on God 🙏.

    • @robertjackson2700
      @robertjackson2700 3 роки тому +1

      😆

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 роки тому +11

      I don't particularly like birthdays, I think it's just a date. Plus people always gift me stuff I don't know what to do with. So this part of the song really, really made my day :-D

  • @nurearefasubah3935
    @nurearefasubah3935 Місяць тому +1

    I am so grateful that I am getting to witness this banger for the first time in 13 years