i love how he says "so called girlfriend", like his girlfriend implying his dad was a cellphone fucked him up so much hes questioning if his whole relationship even meant anything
That's pretty high praise, dude. Personally, I'll always award that to Don't trust me from 3OH3! "You tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FU**ING SCARED OF HIM!" XD
God, I love this song. I used to sing this back and forth with a friend during school, and I still reference it with them all of the time. “Happy birthday to the grouuund!” Is one of the most iconic lines from this song.
MAAANNN, NOONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SO CALLED COMMENTS. ILL TAKE IT, AND THROW IT ON THE GROUND.!!!! YOU MUST THINK IM A JOKE!!! IM NOT A PART OF THIS COMMENT SYSTEM!!!
@@vhayashi7369 he ain't having a childish tantrum he's displaying his dominance and independence with righteous Fury at all these flipping phonyies trying to make him part of the system MAN!
@@rubenlier8013 It is 2 min and 47 s of concentrated funny. I was channel surfing yesterday. I saw some Adam Sandler movie. Something about him being a dad, he has a beautiful daughter and then they go along with friends to a Safari. Giraffes, elephants, lions. I watched 10 min and it is completely flat. I think Drew Barrimore was in it.
I’m dying. There’s so many good ones. Anytime I drop something, I’m like, “happy birthday to the ground” No one around me understands but it’s still hilarious and I don’t care if I laugh by myself
At 2:18, everything comes full circle, as our main character is forced to the ground himself, punished to see all of the damage he has done at their level. Poetic
Mister Alt i know it’s all a joke but this supposed system has shown me a list of not so bad things. energy dinks(which i personally don’t care for) complimentary hotdog for frequent business, a girlfriend and a dad, being able to randomly show up at birthday parties and receiving a slice of cake, and autographs from celebrities. system seems pretty chill to me sometimes instead of rebelling against some conspiracy, one should enjoy life without being so aggressive.
processed meats are hardly fit food for anyone, including adults also, any "food" that contains manufactured citric acid (MCA) is toxic and inflammatory www DOT ncbi DOT nlm DOT nih DOT gov/pmc/articles/PMC6097542/
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake, too! Welcome to the real word, jackass!
I like the setup best. "Whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOUUND!!! I threw the REST of the cake, too!!" Gets me, every time.
I was at the hospital with my so called girlfriend, hands me a baby and says its my son. I said Maaan this ain't a sun, this is a baby! I threw it on the ground!!!
Honestly that's a masterpiece. All the cult one liners, the music itself, the direction, light, editing, and Andy's acting, a perfect comedic video you can't get tired of. This one and Jizz in My Pants are two peak examples of this style of comedy and make me still laugh as much today as they did when I first watched them
Honestly, psychologically, this applies. Cant control the powers and authorities within his life and so he responds in rebellious anger, throwing things to the floor. One situation even ended in two men attacking his anus with handheld tazers. Pretty closed case.
@@G-Force7But the point was, the piece of cake and the whole cake just fall and splat, where everything else in the video has some velocity to it. The cake was dropped straight down with no stank on it, contrary to the title of the video.
@@mattbarnett6902 first off we gotta acknowledge we're reeeeally splitting hairs here lol like what does it really matter... but if you must, yeah, I'll admit the single slice of cake was pretty unimpressive. HOWEVER, the cake isnt in a vacuum, you have to acknowledge the rest of cake splattering everywhere right after which is amazing, the layers just quickly fanning out like a parachute opening or something.
Ikr, they were just having a very nice relaxing evening, and then suddenly it gets trashed by a totally delusional maniac they just have to deal with😕😅
He said , you can't BUY me, Hotdog man. Technically, Hotdog man was trying to "buy" his business with a "free" hotdog. Pretty slick, hotdog man. Pretty, slick. 🤔🤣
The single piece of cake anticlimactically plopping onto the ground and then the rest of the cake spraying in every direction as it hits the ground with the energy of a thousand suns always gets me. Possibly the best bit of cinematic direction I've ever seen.
"What, it's some sort of independent video they want me to act in? It's just going on youtube, don't even have any lines?" "You get to taze him in the butthole, over and over." "Cancel my other appointments."
The whole song is a life lesson, It teaches you a method of testing gravity while showing you know the outside assertion is wrong or condescending (just like this humouros reply).
I can't get over the fact that the "hollywood phonies' weren't even tryna give him their autograph they were eating dinner minding their business and he just threw they table lmfaoo
@@looksirdroids9134it doesn’t. He just needed to let everyone in this comment section know that he recognized the two celebrities at the table without making it obvious
@@anonymousperson1706Or it’s just cool. I like both actors but I can’t think of a time they were co-stars on a major project. So the fact that the two of them are sitting together is kind of random. And it’s not like one was the host and the other was a musical guest, one of them agreed to randomly cameo
@@anonymousperson1706based on his profile picture he's probably a male between 18 and 30. He probably enjoys Lord of the rings and Deadpool which is incredibly common for that demographic. Dumbass.
I was helping a friend with some yard work and she accidentally dropped some stuff from the top of a ladder, so I yelled "Happy birthday to the ground!" She had no idea what I was referencing. Maybe we don't know each other as well as I thought.
the first time i heard "some poser hands me cake at a birthday party...what do you want me to do with this?? eat it? happy birthday to the ground" it changed my personality forever.
I don't particularly like birthdays, I think it's just a date. Plus people always gift me stuff I don't know what to do with. So this part of the song really, really made my day :-D
i love how he says "so called girlfriend", like his girlfriend implying his dad was a cellphone fucked him up so much hes questioning if his whole relationship even meant anything
Same
AGREED 😂
Didn't see this until you said it now I'm laughing harder than I should thanks for the laughs appreciate it 😂😊
That’s Jenny Slate. She erased a black person
@tatertotter808 1st off, proof? second, why are you saying erased like you're gonna get censored. just say kill
They had to hang the mic from the ceiling so he wouldn't throw it on the ground.
bullshit, he coulda done it but he a sellout.
Sparrowhawk LOL 😂😂
Sparrowhawk lmfaoooo
Sparrowhawk lmao dead
I JUST REALIZED THAT MALES SO MUCH SENSE
“Happy birthday to the ground” is simply the best one liner in the history of the world
That's pretty high praise, dude. Personally, I'll always award that to Don't trust me from 3OH3! "You tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FU**ING SCARED OF HIM!" XD
Welcome to the real word kid
He lost points for ruining the rest of the cake too
_WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS_
Happy birthday to the ground is what I say on new years day
The whiplash of watching this 13 years later, and suddenly going "holy shit, it's Ryan Renolds and Elijah Woods!"
Just did the same thing! 😅 Had totally forgotten they were in the video! 😆
I asked myself "wait was Ryan Renolds in Lonely Island"?💀
Wood, not Woods
I did the same when I saw that Jenny Slate was the ‘so-called girlfriend’. I don’t think she was famous yet when this came out.
Bro literally
“My dads not a phone!!” And “happy birthday to the ground” are the lines I just lose my shit over every . Single . Time .
SAME!
😂😂😂
Same tho. That "Duhh" really drives it home too 😂
I also love the last one.
GIRL SHUT UP
Happy BIRTHDAY *TO THE GROUND*
God, I love this song. I used to sing this back and forth with a friend during school, and I still reference it with them all of the time.
“Happy birthday to the grouuund!” Is one of the most iconic lines from this song.
oh one topic!! binging lonely island videos too, i assume?
@@ajisegundo2268 That's how it goes.... Once you start with "juuust one" you gotta binge all of them.
Welcome to real world jackass
The best line imho
"This ain't my Dad, this is a cell phone" 8 years later still cracks me up
you posted 23 hours ago woew
And now he is the star of Brooklyn 99
@mio mia dude I'm 20 so I was 12 but okay
Fr
Same here
0:10 I just love the hand movement he does there for no reason at all
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I aint gonna be apart of your system
@@4n1mat0r-0n3Pump that garbage in another man's veins🗣️🔥
All these years later, “happy birthday to the ground” still gets me.
Haha same
Tyler Drainville same
The slice of cake took the whole cake.
to me it's the cell phone
Just watched for first time
LMFAO !!!
Of course Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood are the celebrities in this video. I can’t explain why it makes sense, but of course it’s them
So Deadpool took care of him. Good.
and Jenny Slate, his so-called girlfriend
And I’m pretty sure that energy drink guy at the beginning is an SNL guy I recognize
@@y337yea it’s Bobby. This is an SNL skit, this is just the uncensored version that doesn’t have the live audience laughs.
Alvin and the chipmonks 3@@RossBrown1
No man has ever screamed "I'm an adult" so vigorously in the history of humanity.
MAAANNN, NOONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SO CALLED COMMENTS.
ILL TAKE IT, AND THROW IT ON THE GROUND.!!!!
YOU MUST THINK IM A JOKE!!!
IM NOT A PART OF THIS COMMENT SYSTEM!!!
@@pathutchison9866 I'M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I knew a disabled guy that shrieked it once. Nearly broke my eardrum.
@@pathutchison9866 lmao nice
My kid.
"Happy birthday to the ground!" Will never fail to make me giggle uncontrollably
I still love how absolutely dumb the phone thing is.
Yeah, the first two are almost understandable, but that part is where it goes off the rails!
My dad's not a phone DUH
I believe when she says "it's your dad" she's trying to say it's your dad on the phone (aka his dad is calling him via her phone)
@@bobfranklin2121 Yeah, we all know that
I'm always reminded of that scene in Zoolander ua-cam.com/video/0KC_rd7-bf0/v-deo.html absolute classic.
“This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” always gets me
Same
"I threw it ON THE GROUND"
Makes me mad that his girlfriend really thought he was that stupid Arrrrrrgh!!!
"My dad's not a phone ... DUH!"
Yeah haha
My favorite is that Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood simply eating dinner equals asking if he wants their autograph 😂
"to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail"
@@vibovitold "To a man with a tazer, everything looks like a butthole."
@@KeithFraser82 My favorite line from Ghandi
@@RavenclawNimbus "Our words are backed by TAZERS!"
GROUND!!!
Don't know what this is doing back in my recommended all these years later, but I'm here for it.
Same
I can't get over how he calls some innocent kid a "poser"
Turns out that kid was a poser and was also a part of the system
welcome to the real world, jackass
It's so good!
"welcome to the real world Jackass" so funny
My favorite part too!
"I'm an adult" line hits harder every day
Especially because I wasn't an adult when I first heard this
These rhymes slap harder than a twisted tea
I know that is hilarious! An adult but having tantrums like a kid! 😂😂😂
cause niggas be acting like this
@@vhayashi7369 he ain't having a childish tantrum he's displaying his dominance and independence with righteous Fury at all these flipping phonyies
trying to make him part of the system
MAN!
Andy Samberg shouting “This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” is the only dad joke I’ll ever accept
haha
ha
Cool bro.
Captain Dad is going to be disappointed about that.
Yes. This is a disappointing comment.
Its the only that's ever going to be accepted.
Happy New Year 🎊.. TO THE GROUND
Amazing
I've been waiting 10 years for the sequel. Picked it up from the ground.
Man, this gona be the top coment very soon
“I took it and ate it off the ground”
Hell yeah, this song is timeless.
Can't do it today! POC left wing politics ruined comedy!
@@punnymoney3692 lol
"I threw the rest of the cake too" with the slow mo still gets me every time.
Tbh, that looked like a yummy cake
LOL poor kid
At this point I wonder whether people just pick out every single part of the video and comment on how it still gets them years later.
@@rubenlier8013 i mean there are waay too many good parts in the song so i am not surprised.
@@rubenlier8013 It is 2 min and 47 s of concentrated funny.
I was channel surfing yesterday. I saw some Adam Sandler movie. Something about him being a dad, he has a beautiful daughter and then they go along with friends to a Safari. Giraffes, elephants, lions.
I watched 10 min and it is completely flat.
I think Drew Barrimore was in it.
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND*
Toms Mucenieks I threw the rest of the cake too!
Welcome to the real world, JACKASS
like this, and this and that and th-this
*WHAD'YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THIS, EAT IT?*
1:45 I'm pretty sure this is how all mass murderers are created.
“Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph” 1:59 they’re literally minding their own business 😂
IS THAT RYAN REYNOLDS
@@S3YKOCH4N No, it's Andrew Paxton
@@S3YKOCH4Nyup, Deadpool and Frodo having dinner when some schmuck flips the table on them! But since when does Deadpool have a taser?!
@@S3YKOCH4N YESSSIRRRR
That's the literal joke
After all these years later, my favorite line is still "MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE"
Duhh!
Yes!!! Same!!! “Maaaann this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone!!”
Literally just going about my day just randomly thought about this line and just started laughing to myself
Final form of dad jokes:
I’m dying. There’s so many good ones. Anytime I drop something, I’m like, “happy birthday to the ground”
No one around me understands but it’s still hilarious and I don’t care if I laugh by myself
I just love how he calls a kid a “poser “then tells him “welcome to the real world” it hits like fine art
Phony kid is growing up in the system. Welcome to the real world poser.
He called him a Jackass to 😂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRRROOOUND
watching that whole cake splat in slow motion was oddly satsifying too
Where everyone is a poser yeep
“Man this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone”
Best line ever
D'Uh! 😂😂😂😂
I tHrEw IT On GrOuNd
@@BouzernaIslem-ng1nj the
@@keremFV REALLY deep* 🤣
1:42 Bro I can't
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASSSSS.
IM AN ADULTTTTTTTT 😤😤😤😤
I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO 😡
The additional wind blowing into the boy’s face while he yells “Welcome to the real world jackass!!!” at him is pure gold 🤣
@asdan-vmetmj-cc I didn't want that clip
also the cake just plopping on the ground
@@imlegorn lol ikr! We're clearly part of their system
The wind ripple on that there kid finishes me every single time 😂
Its pure facts bro
At 2:18, everything comes full circle, as our main character is forced to the ground himself, punished to see all of the damage he has done at their level. Poetic
This is exactly wt an English teacher wud say
You either throw it on the ground or live long enough to get thrown on the ground
You clearly didn't get the moral of the story.
Poetic
Is that Ryan ryenlods
I genuinely feel so bad for the HotDogMan
dude hotdog on the house? hell yeah brother
@@kingofredlions7709 I take it you trust the system?
Mister Alt
i know it’s all a joke but this supposed system has shown me a list of not so bad things. energy dinks(which i personally don’t care for) complimentary hotdog for frequent business, a girlfriend and a dad, being able to randomly show up at birthday parties and receiving a slice of cake, and autographs from celebrities. system seems pretty chill to me
sometimes instead of rebelling against some conspiracy, one should enjoy life without being so aggressive.
@@kingofredlions7709Or maybe thats just what they want you to think and you cant tell the difference because you apart of the system.
Same
My dad's not a phone! DUH! 1:28
Came here after that instagram reel 😂😂😂
DUH!!
The cut from "I'm an adult" to the recently thrown hotdog gets me every time
I don't need your handouts
"I'm an ADULT"
*Cut to evidence to the contrary*
PLEASE-
You can t buy me hotdog mannn
processed meats are hardly fit food for anyone, including adults
also, any "food" that contains manufactured citric acid (MCA) is toxic and inflammatory www DOT ncbi DOT nlm DOT nih DOT gov/pmc/articles/PMC6097542/
I love how he says "I'm an aduuuult" in the most childish way possible.
Yup - if he has to say it, it's likely not true!
Clearly he is making fun of millenials who do not do one days work and yet destroy anything not in their taste
@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable noone cares buddy
@@niharshastri3519 - except you. You care. Because you spent time answering.
@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable yes on a scale of 0-10. I care 0.1 about your dumb comment. Happy? 😘
He doesn’t rhyme because he’s not part of the system.
Caddy Donstans excellent
@@superdude3112 Bruh these comments are weeks apart and this dude has like 600 likes
💗
MAAAN
So he threw it to on the ground
I love how it just gets cut to “GROOOOUNNDD” by the time he gets to the celebrities. This song will never get old 😂
"Happy birthday...to the GROUND" makes me laugh every single time.
Funniest part I was dying!
I Feel Bad For The Kid
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
Gingeries17 the way the piece of cake just plops on the ground 💀
duh
“Welcome to the real world jackass”
This still cracks me up
The kid was so shocked
@LoganMoore yeah, it's the lonely island
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
Steveo- “thanks”
2020 in a nutshell
andy screaming, “welcome to the real world jackass” to that child gets me crying laughing everytime
That dude has a face like some Andy I didn't even know his name was actually Andy lol
I die laughing when he said happy birthday to the ground lol
EVERY TIME!
Builds character.
Salute
I like the setup best.
"Whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOUUND!!! I threw the REST of the cake, too!!"
Gets me, every time.
My dad showed me this video over a decade ago, I'm in college now but I still come back to it every few months because its comedy gold
Does that mean your dad is a cellphone that you watched the video on?
Your cellphone showed you this video,
I understand the deep humour may have warped your reality but your dad is not a phone.
I was at the hospital with my so called girlfriend, hands me a baby and says its my son. I said Maaan this ain't a sun, this is a baby! I threw it on the ground!!!
lol
Woah
Hillarious XD
I dont have autisim my videos are just sometimes based off of fnaf.
LOVEEEEE IIIT!!!
“My dad isn’t a cellphone”
And that’s where Jake Peralta’s daddy issues started...
the same girl acting here is his girlfriend, but in brooklyn 99 its his sister. Sweet home...
She is actually the girlfriend of a mafia dude. His sister is the one who plays Dalia in Aladdin 😬
@@isabellearaujo8991 my fault. Youre right
@@breevonnebenan794 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA
Lord _Link we are way too addicted hahahah
*Two dudes literally just sitting and not interacting with him in the slightest*
"TWO HOLLYWOOD PHONIES TRYNA GIVE ME THEIR AUTOGRAPH"
😂😂😂😂
two dudes? it's literally Ryan Reynolds and some other guy probably a big shot too
@@DrJargo The other one is Elijah Wood. He was in some shitty hobbit movies.
@@nachobroryan8824 I really hope that's sarcasm
*GROOUUUUND!!!*
Honestly that's a masterpiece. All the cult one liners, the music itself, the direction, light, editing, and Andy's acting, a perfect comedic video you can't get tired of. This one and Jizz in My Pants are two peak examples of this style of comedy and make me still laugh as much today as they did when I first watched them
I love how there’s wind from the sheer force of him yelling at that child
yeah lmaoaoa
@@thenextbobross7402 laugh my ass off ass off ass
Reading this comment legitimately made me laugh. Thank you.
Me too HAHAHAHHAAH
Yeah that's my favorite part of the video, fucking hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You can't buy me, hot dog man.
Swiftor!
oh hi swift how's it going?
A wild Swiftor appears!
U just got one more subscriber.
who the hell is this idiot??
If he could, he'd throw the system on the ground.
>implying he hasn't within the past decade
amen
Honestly, psychologically, this applies. Cant control the powers and authorities within his life and so he responds in rebellious anger, throwing things to the floor. One situation even ended in two men attacking his anus with handheld tazers. Pretty closed case.
He'd throw the ground on the ground
@michaelflash123's stuff lol
2:34 Elijah seems really into this
Yea but know this sit at least he does not wear wigs.
@@destinythacker3829when will he wear wigs?
Frodo was tainted by Sauron carrying the Ring for so long and Sauron's love of torture rubbed off on him
Hollywood phony #1 was into it yes, he has not earned naming rights.
I just love how everything just breaks and splatters everywhere and the cake just smushes deppresingly
that's why he threw the rest of the cake too
@@G-Force7But the point was, the piece of cake and the whole cake just fall and splat, where everything else in the video has some velocity to it. The cake was dropped straight down with no stank on it, contrary to the title of the video.
@@mattbarnett6902they’re just quoting the song man they aren’t stupid
@@mattbarnett6902well arent you a bundle of jot
@@mattbarnett6902 first off we gotta acknowledge we're reeeeally splitting hairs here lol like what does it really matter...
but if you must, yeah, I'll admit the single slice of cake was pretty unimpressive. HOWEVER, the cake isnt in a vacuum, you have to acknowledge the rest of cake splattering everywhere right after which is amazing, the layers just quickly fanning out like a parachute opening or something.
The fact that Elijah and Ryan agreed to be in this instantly makes them 100% cooler.
Elijah's evil childlike smile at the end is the highlight of the video for me!
Ryan looks like that was a good experience for him.
I mean... who doesn't bring a tazer to a dinner at the restaurant?
Ryan definitely had fun with this
*makes them even cooler
I like how the actors don’t even do anything to him, he just runs in and flips their table to the ground and says “GROOOUUUND!” out of nowhere.
Ikr, they were just having a very nice relaxing evening, and then suddenly it gets trashed by a totally delusional maniac they just have to deal with😕😅
The nerve of them, giving him their autograph 😂
Some ridiculous kid deleted my comment.
@@davund3594 they must be part of the system
Every time I think, 'Is he gonna throw it on the ground this time too?' a voice in my head goes:
'DUUUHHH!'
"I threw the rest of the cake, too!" That part gets me every time.
Yeah haha that's my favourite part too.
Me too lmao
Both of those close parts hit me funny as hell.
Always feels to me like they're compensating for how anti-climactic the piece of cake was xD
Happy birthday to the GROUND!!! XD
I always share a "Happy Birthday to the Ground" GIF every year on Earth Day.
That's clever
This is the most underrated thing ever
That was good lol It made me laugh when I read it then again thinking about it
I’m here because someone just shared it on Reddit. It’s probably you!
when is earth day
I can totally imagine Ryan Reynolds saying perfect after Andy showed him the script
Oh absolutely
Yes
🤣🤣🤣 yep
1:08 Average tyler the creator interaction
Real
You’re so right lol
A man walked up to me, He said, "Hive five me." I grabbed his hand... AND THREW HIM ON THE GROOOOUND.
Hive five?
Someguy1237 +Throws on ground+ YEAH, I AINT TOUCHING YO GERMS.
+Someguy1237 HE'S NOT PART OF THIS SYSTEM
+Someguy1237 MAAAAAAN
Twenty Panics! At the disco Fellout boy Would you mind explaining?
I listen to this song every year on Earth Day because of when he says "Happy birthday to the ground!"
Truly epical
Agreed. Yet it has nothing to do with earth day. In fact, it's the opposite. Littering lmao
Based
@@Me-eb3wv Based? Based on what?
The earth is more than just the ground.
I feel bad for the hotdog man, unlike everyone else, I dont think he was part of the system
Rumors say he retired after that incident. It was only a hobby for him anyways
That's what the system wants you to think
That's what the big hotdog industry wants you to think.
He said , you can't BUY me, Hotdog man. Technically, Hotdog man was trying to "buy" his business with a "free" hotdog. Pretty slick, hotdog man. Pretty, slick. 🤔🤣
Hot dog man was just tryna be polite
2:11 that taser but hole joke was so cheap but i can’t stop fucking laughing
The single piece of cake anticlimactically plopping onto the ground and then the rest of the cake spraying in every direction as it hits the ground with the energy of a thousand suns always gets me. Possibly the best bit of cinematic direction I've ever seen.
Are you an English teacher
@@togsana I hope not. That would be bad for the future of so many bright young minds.
I’m happy someone else already typed it out so I didn’t have to
@@zoeybatterup152 This is my sole purpose on this earth.
@@billybones1694 "bright young minds"? Isn't Gen Alpha almost fully illiterate? You failed them!
>Gets tased in the butt for harassing Frodo Baggins and Deadpool
>"The moral of the story is you can't trust the system!"
What a gem.
Moral: The system is a joke, even though if its 2k20
and Covid-19 is a pain in the ass
Bro watching this again made me realize how much i love those actors\
@Erasmus the blasphemous and i did
Pretty sure his name is Ryan Reynolds
@@oliverparker425 that's the joke.
I love how Ryan genuinely looks like he’s enjoying his part in this song
I was scrolling wondering if anyone mentioned the cameo
Of course Deadpool would enjoy tasing someone up the ass 😂
"What, it's some sort of independent video they want me to act in? It's just going on youtube, don't even have any lines?"
"You get to taze him in the butthole, over and over."
"Cancel my other appointments."
@@SukatoKjolen 😂😂😂
Same with Elijah Wood - he has an absolutely sadistic looking laugh 😂
There is wisdom in the song, I'm not sure where but it's there.
The whole song is a life lesson,
It teaches you a method of testing gravity while showing you know the outside assertion is wrong or condescending (just like this humouros reply).
I love how he calls a little kid a “poser” and then immediately ruins his birthday and calls him a jackass 😂
A kid who offered him free cake. He threw the rest of the cake too! “Welcome to the real world, jackass!”
I love the way the wind is billowing in that scene. It makes it seem like he's radiating power from how many things he throws on the ground.
With both lines sandwiched around "happy birthday go the ground". Each one had me laughing harder, it's such Sandberg humor too lol
😂😂😂😂😂funniest part
@@4SteveKombolisthat’s why it’s great 😂😂
“Two Hollywood phonys tried to give me their autograph, GROOOOOOOUUUUND….”
😆😂🤣
NOBODY WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH, PHONIES!!!!
Nobody wants your autograph ! Phoneys!
Ryan Reynolds🥰
@@MindsetMotivationGuide And Elijah Wood (Frodo) maybe?
@@potterfanz6780yes
I still love how out of all the people the "phonies" could have been, it was Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds
Bunch of phonies 🙄
i just realized that ryan is in two films with someone getting tazed in the ass.
@@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl really?! I didn’t even realize Reynolds was in the “don’t taze me bro” reenactment
They were phones, unlike his Dad
LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:16 I feel like she looks generally confused
her face after he threw it was just pure disbelief
1:47
“I’m an adult” Dumbledore said calmly
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
Dumbledore.
BYE IM DEAD
And then he threw goblet of fire on the ground. Cause he's not a part of the system.
@@ScourgeZX and he's also an adult
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Dumbledore said it cuz hes goffik
"Happy birthday to the ground!"
To this day it kills me
"Welcome to the real world JACKASS!!!"
happy berthdaie tew the Graaaawnd!
Hey, the ground's birthday deserves recognition, too. People always throw a birthday party ON the ground, but never FOR the ground. :P
@@chrisbailey7830 i loved that part his voice was so put there that even the bushes shook poor boy.
😂😂😂😂
I can't get over the fact that the "hollywood phonies' weren't even tryna give him their autograph they were eating dinner minding their business and he just threw they table lmfaoo
He said “no one wants your autograph ........ Fonies” 😂😂😂😂
And the fact that they actually got ryan reynolds to act in this is pretty cool
@@owenbowen2222 The other is Elijah Wood btw
Never heard of them. Phonies
@@vishavkishore they are big fat PHONIES.
I can not believe that this has transcended to the future and still is a banger and was relevant at the same time.
Okay but why did I feel so bad and so sad for the hot dog man?
Da face
He was a great guy, I feel bad for him too.
No man, he's just a part of the system
And the cake... Is a sad sad loss
HE'S A RACIST!
Seeing Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds sitting at the same table brings me joy without end.
Why?
@@looksirdroids9134 2 genuine nice and funny people :D
(The funny part is objective)
@@looksirdroids9134it doesn’t. He just needed to let everyone in this comment section know that he recognized the two celebrities at the table without making it obvious
@@anonymousperson1706Or it’s just cool. I like both actors but I can’t think of a time they were co-stars on a major project. So the fact that the two of them are sitting together is kind of random. And it’s not like one was the host and the other was a musical guest, one of them agreed to randomly cameo
@@anonymousperson1706based on his profile picture he's probably a male between 18 and 30. He probably enjoys Lord of the rings and Deadpool which is incredibly common for that demographic. Dumbass.
“Happy birthday to the ground” still causes me to burst into laughter. It still makes me sad how upset and sad the first two men look.
I threw the rest of the cake too.
It would have been funnier if he threw the kid on the ground lol
@@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
@@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 welcome to the real world jackass!
Im glad someone else sympathizes with the hot dog vendor
“At the farmer’s market with my (quotation marks) so-called girlfriend…” Cracks me up every time. She must be part of the “system”. 🤣😂
"My dad's not a phone! DUH!" is the greatest lyric to ever lyric
happy birthday to the ground lowkey better
@@Crow.Of.The.End. Welcome to the real world, jackass!
Man this ain't a best lyrics compilation this is a comment section! I threw your comment at the ground!
I actually think that part ruined it; it’s not funny … at all
I almost made that my senior quote lol
I love how anti-climactic the slice of cake's impact is.
instead of an orchestra of glass fragments spreading in many directions, a muffled *thiff* barely breaks the audible range of a whisper.
That's probably why he threw the rest of the cake too
he threw the rest of the cake too!!
I came across this comment & had to go back & have a look....
shit had me dead 💀💀
Welcome to the real world, jackass 😛
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become THE GROUND
lol... wait, what?
@@DogOnAKeyboard he's not a part of the system
I AM THE DIRT
But as the ground you get free cake, hotdogs, etc. Also a very thoughtful guy wishing you happy birthday so...
@@pictureprodigy1 lol
13 years later and I still yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!" 😂, thanks Jake Peralta!
“This ain’t my dad, it’s a phone”
What a *dad* joke
Ironic
Olivewater909 WHATS THE GIRLS NAME I KNOW HER FROM SOMEWHERE
@@bianka2119 it's Jenny slate . You may know her from snl or parks and rec
not what irony is jackass
@@bianka2119 Alvin and the chipmunks 3
@@ThefrypodiPod a dad joke that makes a dad joke.. it's ironic for sure.. maybe YOU should look up what the definition of IRONY is, matey...
"Welcome to the real work jackass" while the kid just blankly stares up at him is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen
the way the wind is blowing at that moment is super anime
World. He said world.
@@EdwardRatliff ZA WARUDO
"on that day, little Jimmy learnt the true horrors of the world. He would never be the same again."
OMG I never realized the connection
I like how he calls an 8-year-old kid a "poser" like he's dissing competition.
happy birthday to THE GROUND
@@gannonfrank WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!
"I threw the rest of the cake too!" will always be the funniest one-two punch
The crazy grin on Elijah Wood’s face is just the best!
lmao came here to say exactly this.. kinda reminds me of his face in lotr when he recovers and they all laughing and jumping on the bed in elf land
Yeah he nailed that brief 👌😂
He looks like his character from Sin City
True🤣
@zamba3612 lol that's the house of Elrond in Rivendell, not "elf land".
more than a decade later and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOUND" still lives in my head rent free
🗣 "I threw the rest of the cake too" 🔥🔥🔥
Same, that line is fire
I'd never heard this song until a couple months ago because my co-worker was randomly laughing about that line. 😆
I was helping a friend with some yard work and she accidentally dropped some stuff from the top of a ladder, so I yelled "Happy birthday to the ground!"
She had no idea what I was referencing.
Maybe we don't know each other as well as I thought.
@@paulsmart4672 it's either time to rethink the friendship compatibility... or time to introduce her to something life-changing! haha
Why can’t more people appreciate his stupid dad joke ”this aint my dad, this is a cellphone”? It’s hilarious
thank you Ari for comment to this video, I appreciate it
But it appears as though lots of people appreciate it.
Because it reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend handed me a cellphone claiming it was my dad.
John Perry haven’t seen enough comments:-(
DietrichGarbo oh i-
this is gonna live rent free in my head for the next decade
I died at the cellphone segment. My body wasn't ready for this joke !
Ganonbros I wasn't ready for the Hollywood part
Ganonbros same
Ganonbros this is a cellphone
I through it on the grond!!!!!!!
It's not a joke it's a cellphone! (and I threw it on the ground...)
Ganonbros same
So 22nd of April is Earth Day...
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRROOOOOOUUUNNNDD*
LOL...
Beautiful
Julius KIm
I love you!!
He littered tho
Killed it
“Welcome to the Real World Jackass” probably the best and realest line in this whole video
Moral of the story:
Be apart of the system, or we do mean things to your butt.
Fun fact: Also two shows from MTV as well
Lmao so true 😂
KillaKyle52 666 likes
What about, “MY DADS NOT A PHONE!”
I don't know why, all these years later, I'm still laffing at the sight of this hot dog bouncing in slow-mo ON THE GROUND!!!
11 years later, song still holds up
Everything in this aged well except his dad.
@@masattac haha...is that a Blackberry reference?
I just want to say the line “I ain’t gonna be part of your system” just once in my life. 😂 my favorite part is when he threw the cake on the ground. 😂
Bet
@@LCx829 DITTO!!!
Pluto: "I'm not apart of your system."
Nice
F
F
Pluto: I threw the galaxy to the ground
Welcome to the REAL universe, Jackass! :D
Gonna tell my children this is Rage Against the Machine.
This comment its so fucking underrated jajajaja
Nice
way underrated
Don't do it hot dog man
Fuuuuuuu 😂😂😂🤣🤣
1:03 cell phone
1:12...
Here for the cellphone 😂
THANK YOU
“some poser hands me cake at a birthday party” will kill me every time.
Welcome to the real world Jackass!!!!
@@SweetT603 lol
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
I threw the rest of the cake too
"What do you want me to do with it, eat it?!" gets me as well
"Welcome to the real world Jackass" gets me every time
Poor kid 😂
Same lmao
It’s the wind lol
The dramatic wind blowing makes it better.
the first time i heard "some poser hands me cake at a birthday party...what do you want me to do with this?? eat it? happy birthday to the ground" it changed my personality forever.
@The Phantom he’s beginning to believe
💯
@The Phantom on God 🙏.
😆
I don't particularly like birthdays, I think it's just a date. Plus people always gift me stuff I don't know what to do with. So this part of the song really, really made my day :-D
I am so grateful that I am getting to witness this banger for the first time in 13 years