[YTP] Batman Is Not the Hero Gotham Deserves

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  • @oralboytoy
    @oralboytoy 6 років тому +5323

    "If you're good at something, never do it."
    -The Joker

  • @cinders5305
    @cinders5305 6 років тому +4252

    Guy-"How much you want?"
    Joker-"Uh....A nickel."

    • @davesgotacamera1126
      @davesgotacamera1126 5 років тому +79

      Rednat frot S H U T U P

    • @damienleigh9943
      @damienleigh9943 5 років тому +23

      @@davesgotacamera1126 108 people say no.

    • @skvlly5254
      @skvlly5254 5 років тому +9

      @@davesgotacamera1126 405 people say otherwise

    • @Delicious_Oreoz
      @Delicious_Oreoz 5 років тому +4

      @@davesgotacamera1126 593

    • @jerrycan1756
      @jerrycan1756 5 років тому +80

      "If you're good at something, never do it."

  • @spider-man1759
    @spider-man1759 5 років тому +2929

    “Gambol here won’t be able to get a Nickelback cd for his grandma”

    • @kratosgow09
      @kratosgow09 5 років тому +218

      EEEEENUN NUN!!!

    • @yungtraplord6988
      @yungtraplord6988 4 роки тому +79

      *immediate freakout*

    • @Nosleep5937
      @Nosleep5937 4 роки тому +23

      Lil Mango SIT

    • @GavinMartinez4508
      @GavinMartinez4508 4 роки тому +35

      ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 4 роки тому +57

      If we don't deal with this now, soon, little, uh, gambol here, won't feel to get GASOLINE for his grandma

  • @slapslapslap306
    @slapslapslap306 5 років тому +3105

    "He won't be able to get a Nickelback CD for his grandma."
    I'm dying

  • @supermovies4625
    @supermovies4625 9 років тому +1124

    "I have a sworn statement that this man swore at you"

  • @SidneyJupiter
    @SidneyJupiter 5 років тому +5126

    Joker: “you remind me of batman forever”
    Batman: **immediately beats the crap out of the joker**

    • @surprisedwoody1025
      @surprisedwoody1025 5 років тому +406

      he's in control

    • @isostormgamer5584
      @isostormgamer5584 5 років тому +461

      "Don't worry! I hate Batman Forever."

    • @JustinCage56
      @JustinCage56 5 років тому +232

      *WHERE ARE THEY*

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 5 років тому +203

      At least he didn't mention Batman and Robin.

    • @aramfingal5180
      @aramfingal5180 5 років тому +162

      Ironic considering that in Batman Forever, the Riddler also forced Batman to choose between saving his love interest and saving his crime fighting partner.

  • @Ashwin-px6eq
    @Ashwin-px6eq 6 років тому +2312

    ‘MORE DEAD COPS!’
    *silence*
    ‘NO MORE DEAD COPS!’
    *YEAAAH*

    • @preystar7
      @preystar7 6 років тому +118

      This really should have been the other way around 😂

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 років тому +22

      8:24-8:55 XD

    • @deborahhanson802
      @deborahhanson802 5 років тому +6

      YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP OMG DEAD I WISH IT WERE ACTUALLY LITERALLY A REAL BATMAN MOVIE SCENE

    • @themoonsevilsister1561
      @themoonsevilsister1561 5 років тому

      T h a t ' s p o l o t i c s !

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 років тому +5

      I have a sworn statement from you that this man swore at you.
      It was me!
      *Punch*

  • @threeamigos4725
    @threeamigos4725 5 років тому +1102

    "You know, you remind me of Batman Forever."
    - Joker's last words

    • @kratosgow09
      @kratosgow09 4 роки тому +113

      ...also Joker...
      "Don't worry, I hate Batman forever."

    • @EdnaKonrad4MVS
      @EdnaKonrad4MVS 3 роки тому +49

      @@kratosgow09 {Joker pleadingly stares at Batman, Batman punches Joker one more time to be even}
      *Batman: WHERE ARE THEY?!*

  • @megumi6499
    @megumi6499 8 років тому +1884

    Batman really needs learn how to ride a bike.

  • @GoonaTVhi
    @GoonaTVhi 6 років тому +3712

    "we kill the batmans grandma" -The Joker

  • @UrAverageJoe
    @UrAverageJoe 5 років тому +1858

    News guy: “The image is disturbing”
    The Riddler: “YoU sUNk mY BaTtlEsHIp!!!”

  • @lukei.1227
    @lukei.1227 2 роки тому +488

    I love how the Joker was a hero in this YTP. He hosts entertainment tonight, performs magic tricks, and sets off a fire work show.

    • @ctrlaltdestroy91
      @ctrlaltdestroy91 Рік тому +82

      He also has the decency to hate Batman Forever.

    • @PointlessProductions-dk5nr
      @PointlessProductions-dk5nr Рік тому +13

      Joker is the hero Gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now

    • @2bdaqueen268
      @2bdaqueen268 11 місяців тому +19

      Batman def fits being the villain here, he goes around beating people up and encouraging Joker and Dent (not that he needed encouragement since he hates everyone here) to kill people while Gordon tries in vain to stop him, he’s definitely not a hero Gotham needs, deserves or wants but got stuck with anyway

    • @timwoods8297
      @timwoods8297 Місяць тому +2

      He is even giving little uhh... gambol here an opportunity to buy a nickelback cd for his grandma

  • @ohyeayea68
    @ohyeayea68 7 років тому +746

    Y O U W A N N A H U R T T H E B O Y H A R V E Y .
    Please don't hurt my son.
    H U R T T H E B O Y H A R V E Y .
    Please don't punish the boy.
    H U R T T H E B O Y H A R V E Y .

    • @rayzhong8542
      @rayzhong8542 7 років тому +99

      Damn it! Point that gun at my family!

    • @joedinnie3079
      @joedinnie3079 5 років тому +73

      Harvey: You first *flips coin*
      Batman: Good
      Harvey: SHUT UP!!! *shoots batman*

  • @marielb2924
    @marielb2924 8 років тому +2036

    -"What's the difference between you and me?"
    -"I'm not wearing pants"

  • @Grivian
    @Grivian 9 років тому +634

    "You remind me of Batman Forever." That was the last straw

    • @slvrcobra1337
      @slvrcobra1337 9 років тому +47

      I was dying when he picked his ass up and beat the fucking shit out of him X'D

    • @NDGOJIGAMING
      @NDGOJIGAMING 8 років тому +37

      It could've been worse. Joker could have said batman and robin.

    • @JaredA.Wignall
      @JaredA.Wignall 8 років тому +28

      If he said Batman & Robin, he would've murdered the Joker.

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 8 років тому +2

      SHUT UP!

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 8 років тому +1

      +XxD3c0y26Xx ._. Want to know how I got these scars?
      My father was... a drinker.

  • @bahencio
    @bahencio 5 років тому +841

    "Good evening ladies and gentle ladies" - The Joker

    • @Lauradelatorre9138
      @Lauradelatorre9138 4 роки тому +70

      We are entertaining tonight starts dancing 🕺 3:38

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +28

      @@Lauradelatorre9138 imagine your entertainment walking in and firing into the air to get your attention before Batman shows up and starts beating the crap out of them

    • @kyloren114
      @kyloren114 3 роки тому +8

      @@dr.bright6272 That'd probably be so, so expensive- but at the same time, so, so worth it

    • @pamona9379
      @pamona9379 2 роки тому +2

      @@Lauradelatorre9138 What's the music at 3:38?

    • @MrStath1986
      @MrStath1986 2 роки тому +6

      @@pamona9379 It's the Entertainment Tonight theme.

  • @MikeT003
    @MikeT003 9 років тому +1155

    "I want ten dollars a year for the rest of my life..." "No"

    • @gianturion
      @gianturion 9 років тому +94

      I want ten million babies a year for the rest of my life

    • @MikeT003
      @MikeT003 9 років тому +26

      +Albert FireRed (albertwesker-rs4) no

    • @gianturion
      @gianturion 9 років тому +75

      I want a rocket ship

    • @KapitaenM
      @KapitaenM 9 років тому +27

      I'd prefer the one-time nickel deal myself

    • @MikeT003
      @MikeT003 9 років тому +17

      +Albert FireRed (albertwesker-rs4) so i though about getting you that rocket ship for a week... And ive decided...
      NO

  • @Mike-eo1bw
    @Mike-eo1bw 7 років тому +2463

    "What's the difference between you and me?"
    "I'm not wearing pants." XD

    • @Hugo-df8iz
      @Hugo-df8iz 6 років тому +26

      Mike what’s wrong with that? Lol

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 років тому +40

      "I have stolen your money"
      (Insert Rick Astly's "never going to give you up")

    • @anke8402
      @anke8402 6 років тому +7

      Does he not wear any underwear LOL OMG LMAO

    • @tsukinooyami
      @tsukinooyami 5 років тому +4

      Why did i laugh so hard on that part 😂

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 років тому +2

      6:56 Omfg Batman murdered by Ironman
      Iron-Man you corporate scumbag

  • @SlickYRM
    @SlickYRM 6 років тому +3557

    Gordon: Please don't hurt my son
    Batman: *Hurt the boi Harvey*

    • @nonamemclovenakamr.n8100
      @nonamemclovenakamr.n8100 5 років тому +152

      Please don't hurt my son

    • @numbe21
      @numbe21 5 років тому +278

      *HURT THE 🅱️OI HARVEY*

    • @nonamemclovenakamr.n8100
      @nonamemclovenakamr.n8100 5 років тому +99

      @@numbe21 please don't hurt my son

    • @Nosleep5937
      @Nosleep5937 5 років тому +129

      noname mcloven aka mr.n *HURT THE BOY HARVEY*

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 5 років тому +185

      Dammit point that gun at my family!

  • @simulacrumdei6462
    @simulacrumdei6462 4 роки тому +500

    “How much do you want?“
    “uh...
    ..
    A GRANDMA“

  • @migatocomeoscuridad
    @migatocomeoscuridad 8 років тому +1799

    ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

  • @VGamFVG
    @VGamFVG 8 років тому +2017

    Batman continually crashing his bike had me in stitches.

    • @Hi-cg1xh
      @Hi-cg1xh 8 років тому +84

      VeeGamF I literally couldn't breathe LMAO!!!

    • @supersquid9893
      @supersquid9893 8 років тому +133

      MY DOGS ARE DOGS

    • @eck-kv1bu
      @eck-kv1bu 7 років тому +35

      @VeeGamF If You're Good at Something Never Do It

    • @lloydthumper
      @lloydthumper 7 років тому +20

      +VeeGamF wen batman drives under the joker and get crashed and the joker bumping up fwd and goin back had me choking LOL XD

    • @thehh5118
      @thehh5118 7 років тому +2

      VeeGamF 😂

  • @realesmolenmusic
    @realesmolenmusic 5 років тому +845

    "I have a sworn statement, from you, that this man sworn at you"
    "it was me"
    *gets punched in the face*
    0:17

  • @sugdolomar
    @sugdolomar Рік тому +232

    3:25 I feel like the joker would actually do this when making an entrance.

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Рік тому +47

      “Good evening ladies and gentle-ladies…. We are *Entertainment Tonight™️”*

    • @complex2live
      @complex2live 9 місяців тому +8

      (Epic Clown Dance ensues)

    • @ChequeTwice
      @ChequeTwice 5 місяців тому +8

      I love how Alfred didn’t flinch. Michael Caine is a boss

  • @Hugh-Jassoul
    @Hugh-Jassoul 5 років тому +1733

    8:22 “You know, you remind me of Batman Forever”
    *Batman proceeds to mercilessly beat him*

    • @mwh616
      @mwh616 5 років тому +165

      dont worry i hated batman forever

    • @funnivamp55
      @funnivamp55 4 роки тому +91

      *W H E R E A R E T H E Y*

    • @riisikakku337
      @riisikakku337 4 роки тому +83

      ”He’s in control”

    • @gkgk6439
      @gkgk6439 4 роки тому +8

      Hugh Jassoul he had a point tho

    • @jdekker8591
      @jdekker8591 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexbethea2178
    @alexbethea2178 6 років тому +597

    "I'm gonna make your grandma disappear"
    "ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN"

  • @MsUltraBob
    @MsUltraBob 8 років тому +2280

    Joker: ``You know you remind me of Batman Forever``
    Batman beat the fuck out of him XD

    • @hannaford111
      @hannaford111 8 років тому +126

      I freakin lost it at that part.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 8 років тому +155

      "don't worry i hate batman forever"

    • @nizz0matic307
      @nizz0matic307 8 років тому +35

      congratulations on viewing the video, and correctly quoting something
      that was said in the video. i just had to comment to let you know how
      much i enjoyed the fact that you quoted something from the video that i
      just watched literally minutes ago. I TIP MY HAT TO YOU SIR, I TIP MY
      HAT.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 8 років тому +23

      SmashLiXs
      Batman: WHERE ARE THEY!

    • @supersquid9893
      @supersquid9893 8 років тому +18

      MY DOGS ARE DOGS

  • @RileyJ3866
    @RileyJ3866 4 роки тому +228

    4:59 the “I want...a rrrrrocketship” is so perfectly edited together, it sounds like he’s really saying that 😂

    • @q.i.m.s9999
      @q.i.m.s9999 Рік тому +19

      No.

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Рік тому +12

      “I want….. 10 million *babies* a year, for the rest of my life…”

    • @androidoficeandfire9667
      @androidoficeandfire9667 Рік тому +6

      @@DRSTRANGELOVEIN nO

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Рік тому

      @@androidoficeandfire9667 “I want…. 10$ a year, for the rest of my life.”

    • @Zoomer_Boi
      @Zoomer_Boi Рік тому +13

      “I want, $10. A year for the rest of my life.”

  • @Bughunt89
    @Bughunt89 5 років тому +3093

    Heath Ledger is so amazing that he’s captivating even in a YTP

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 років тому +8

      Eh, I found him kinda boring, not in ytp tho

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 4 роки тому +113

      @@GenericUsername-qp1ww you seem like a guy who thinks Jared Leto's Joker was good.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 роки тому +48

      @@dominusanuli3595 *facepalm* and here comes the typical butthurt Ledger fanboy. No, I didnt. I found Ledger boring and Leto looked more like he belonged in a crackhouse than as the Joker. Newsflash; not everyone likes the same thing that you do. The sooner u learn this the better.

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 4 роки тому +21

      @@GenericUsername-qp1ww I'm just pointing out the general opinion of mostly everyone. And if you think I'm butthurt I'll let you think that, because you have nothing better to do in life than do anything important besides sit on your fat ass all day.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 роки тому +14

      @@dominusanuli3595 really? not butthurt huh? the last line of your comment says otherwise, lol.
      Mayb u should do something useful with your life instead, kid.

  • @marcelomeyer8126
    @marcelomeyer8126 5 років тому +555

    ''Good evening ladies and gentle ladies, we are Entertainment Tonight''
    Starts dancing

    • @hailpickens2454
      @hailpickens2454 4 роки тому +8

      Marcelo Meyer What’s the song

    • @marcelomeyer8126
      @marcelomeyer8126 4 роки тому +21

      Hail Pickens 24 I think it's the Entertainment Tonight theme song

    • @hailpickens2454
      @hailpickens2454 4 роки тому +10

      Thank you!

    • @mgilbert9004
      @mgilbert9004 4 роки тому +9

      This had me weak when i first saw it ,😂😂😂

    • @haroldearlgray5629
      @haroldearlgray5629 4 роки тому +19

      Too bad Batman had to come in and ruin all the fun. Such a buzzkill.

  • @Dannyh09
    @Dannyh09 7 років тому +1718

    ..."won't be able to get a Nickelback CD for his Grandma" ROFL

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 6 років тому +97

      Dannyh09 or gasoline

    • @Joe_Kerr_9797
      @Joe_Kerr_9797 6 років тому +143

      "ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN!"

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 6 років тому +53

      @@Joe_Kerr_9797 "atata lets not blow this out of porportion"
      PULLS STRING HOSPITAL BLOWS UP

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 років тому +39

      "If your good at something never do it"

    • @Samuel-uf3mj
      @Samuel-uf3mj 6 років тому +2

      Dannyh09 LOL

  • @Hea1thyGuy
    @Hea1thyGuy 5 років тому +854

    What’s the difference between you and me??
    I’m not wearing pants

  • @klojinum
    @klojinum 8 років тому +974

    Missed opportunity:
    'Wanna know how I got these scars?
    Your grandma'

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 років тому +18

      klojinum ohhhhhhhhhh

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 років тому +40

      klojinum SHUT UP!
      _punch_

    • @supersquid9893
      @supersquid9893 8 років тому +32

      MY DOGS ARE DOGS

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 8 років тому +73

      klojinum ENUFF OF THE CLOWN

    • @solgreen4330
      @solgreen4330 8 років тому +54

      NRG because gamble won't be able to get gasoline for his grandma

  • @joonwook5519
    @joonwook5519 7 років тому +372

    "You know, you remind me of Batman Forever"
    -The Joker

  • @samg3097
    @samg3097 7 років тому +1225

    HURT THE BOY HARVEY

  • @thatboyajwasfound
    @thatboyajwasfound 2 роки тому +92

    "What's the difference between you and me?!"
    Batman: *Im NoT wEaRiNg PANTS*

    • @Aljjocol
      @Aljjocol Рік тому +6

      that part always gets me lol

  • @jacksonfoose940
    @jacksonfoose940 7 років тому +278

    “i’m only burning my half” *BLOWS UP HOSPITAL*

  • @Invictus901
    @Invictus901 7 років тому +278

    Missed a golden opportunity to have batman throw The Joker off the roof and crash into the cars from Spider Man.

    • @AradSP
      @AradSP 6 років тому +11

      INVICTUS when he throws Maronee he uses that footage

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 років тому +1

      INVICTUS that is so like him to do that it would be accepted and aspected from him so.....

  • @VexWerewolf
    @VexWerewolf 9 років тому +1194

    "If you're good at something, never do it."

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 9 років тому +98

      ENOUGH, FROM THE CLOWN.

    • @Gamberbro237
      @Gamberbro237 9 років тому +6

      Soon Bacon here won't be able to get his grandma a nickle...

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 9 років тому +40

      E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-NUN-NUN

    • @ImawerecatProductions
      @ImawerecatProductions 9 років тому +22

      wiser words have never been spoken

    • @Soggys0up85
      @Soggys0up85 9 років тому +8

      +The Exile Soon Exile here wont b able to get a Nickleback CD for his grandma

  • @TheLeviSweeney
    @TheLeviSweeney 2 роки тому +73

    Joker's career advice: "If you're good at something, never do it."

  • @noneyabusns1445
    @noneyabusns1445 8 років тому +303

    "I want 10 dollars a year for the rest of my life."
    Now, that's blackmail anyone can afford.

    • @nicholasmendoza3550
      @nicholasmendoza3550 6 років тому +19

      “Let me get this straight. You think that your client is secretly a chihuahua that spends his night beating travel agents to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to E-mail your client and beat your client to a pulp with your bare hands? Good luck.”

    • @batman_fan6655
      @batman_fan6655 2 роки тому +14

      Not me

    • @batman_fan6655
      @batman_fan6655 2 роки тому +8

      @@nicholasmendoza3550 intense music plays

    • @ThePugDawg3
      @ThePugDawg3 2 роки тому +1

      Speak for yourself

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 2 роки тому +3

      Fox still said no.

  • @louislowe1849
    @louislowe1849 8 років тому +467

    I lost it when joker enters the gathering and says " we'll be your entertainment for tonight" with that replay dancing

    • @GuessWhoGames
      @GuessWhoGames 8 років тому +3

      Yeah I'm trying to find that music.

    • @brianervin
      @brianervin 8 років тому +29

      It's the Entertainment Tonight theme song by Michael Mark

    • @bokckingjbomb7260
      @bokckingjbomb7260 8 років тому +4

      that was awesome xD! he loved his job

    • @safilms7621
      @safilms7621 8 років тому +3

      good night ladies and gentlemen ..ladies and. ......

    • @XdonteatmypizzaX
      @XdonteatmypizzaX 7 років тому

      Entertainment Tonight theme

  • @amcgrizzlydipper5166
    @amcgrizzlydipper5166 5 років тому +1631

    “Damnit point that gun at my family”, -Commissioner Gordon 😭😂

  • @jacobwilson7109
    @jacobwilson7109 2 роки тому +66

    6:10 is my favorite part. The nonchalant gunshot, the screaming, its all perfect.

  • @RobbieHarston
    @RobbieHarston 8 років тому +379

    Gambol here wont be able to get a Nickleback CD for his Grandma.

  • @lpstwentyonecrybabies8789
    @lpstwentyonecrybabies8789 8 років тому +219

    " We kill the Batman's grandma!"- Joker

  • @guyeroney1029
    @guyeroney1029 7 років тому +693

    "I want 10,000,000 babies a year" "...no."

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 6 років тому +36

      guy e roney Shoulda been like “Get to work, boi. The ladies will surely keep ya busy and entertained 😏”

    • @clipboss8052
      @clipboss8052 6 років тому +19

      He's Morgan Freeman!!! His voice alone can slaughter your virginity!

    • @bobtay214
      @bobtay214 6 років тому +37

      I want 10 dollars for the rest of my life lol

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 років тому +8

      No

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 років тому +6

      Let me get this straight...(or gay in you case chip boss)...your telling me that your client is secretly a chiewawa that beats night travelers to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to email your client and beat your client to a pulp with your bare hands? Good luck
      (Starts playing "we don't get fooled again")

  • @LuchoCastle_11
    @LuchoCastle_11 4 роки тому +358

    8:23 is I think the best 20 second in YTP history
    Joker: you know, you remind me of batman forever
    *Proceeds to beat the living shit out of him*
    Gordon: Don't worry, he's in control.

  • @nivekogilvie3368
    @nivekogilvie3368 8 років тому +1394

    "MORE DEAD COPS" - Random Police Guy 2016

  • @Jackson.Francis616
    @Jackson.Francis616 7 років тому +626

    Dude I laughed so hard when batman came back grabbed Harvey's coin and got shot again

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 років тому +25

      NOW LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU THINK THAT YOUR CLIENT IS SECRETLY A CHIHUAHUA WHO SPENDS HIS NIGHTS BEATING TRAVEL AGENTS TO A PULP WITH HIS BARE HANDS AND YOUR PLAN IS TO EMAIL YOUR CLIENT AND BEAT YOUT CLIENT TO A PULP WITH YOUR BARE HANGS YOU GOOD LUCK YEAH

    • @TheDarkBoy146
      @TheDarkBoy146 Рік тому +2

      @@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 You lost me at Travel Agents...😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ve7lu4hp4r
    @user-ve7lu4hp4r 8 років тому +1437

    "Harvey dent..
    RICHARD PATRICK!"

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 8 років тому +8

      Gray Day Unda Ray Harvey Dent

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 8 років тому +29

      Dylan Higgins
      Richard Patrick.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 8 років тому +16

      Daniel Cannata Richard Patrick

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 7 років тому +22

      SHUT UP!

    • @swolejeezy2603
      @swolejeezy2603 7 років тому +10

      *M Y N A M E ' S N O T ' R I C K '*

  • @johnk.7523
    @johnk.7523 2 роки тому +50

    "You're money who kills for garbage." - Batman to Joker (circa 2008)

  • @animatedink2529
    @animatedink2529 10 років тому +319

    "Um Gambol here, won't be able to get a Nickleback CD for his grandma"
    LMFAO golden, simply golden

  • @c0pyca113
    @c0pyca113 5 років тому +428

    “Damnit, *point that gun AT MY FAMILY!”*

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 років тому +353

    8:09 "You're money, who kills for garbage".

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 Рік тому +72

    "Separation of the plates makes you more vulnerable to cats"
    Catwoman: 👁👄👁

  • @ILoveXXRussellcXX
    @ILoveXXRussellcXX 8 років тому +469

    "It's simple, we kill the batman...s grandma"
    "If it's so easy, how come you haven't done it yet"
    "If you're good at something, never do it"
    "How much do you want?"
    "Uhh, a nickel!"
    "Gamble here, won't be able to get a nickelback CD for his grandma"
    Haha, I'm crying.

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 6 років тому +15

      "You're crazy"

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 6 років тому +6

      Don’t forget the bloody gasoline! Grandma’s love it, for some dark reason.... 😈

    • @gaara6292
      @gaara6292 6 років тому +13

      ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN !!!

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 років тому +7

      *repeated slamming of table* ENOUGH FROM FROM THE CLOWN!!!
      Atatata, lets not, blow, this out of proportion... *hand twitch sets off grenades*

    • @tegamingother
      @tegamingother 3 роки тому

      @@bobcat24 yoou talkin about granny?! havent played it yet.

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 років тому +743

    9:36
    Gordon: "Please don't hurt my son."
    Batman: "Hurt the boy Harvey."
    Gordon: "Please don't punish the boy."
    Batman: "Hurt the boy Harvey."
    Two-Face: "You first."

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 років тому +78

      Two-face: (flips coin)
      (Lands on heads)
      Batman: good
      Two-face: SHUT UP (shoots batman)

    • @darthbane5676
      @darthbane5676 6 років тому +34

      Lord Awsomeness
      Two-Face: “My turn.” (Flips coin.)
      (Batman gets up and catches coin)
      (Two-Face shoots Batman again)

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 років тому +22

      So Weil hunt him...because he's not a hero
      (Crashes batbike)

    • @lucvandermeer9674
      @lucvandermeer9674 6 років тому +7

      Do it...

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 років тому +8

      YOU WANNA HURT THE BOY HARVEY

  • @zantheman1791
    @zantheman1791 6 років тому +704

    I want 10 million babies a year for the rest of my life
    No
    I want...a rocket ship
    No
    I want $10 a year for the rest of my life
    No
    *becomes sad

    • @theimmortalsuperbeing549
      @theimmortalsuperbeing549 5 років тому +11

      Nearly died because off this lololol.

    • @peppix9477
      @peppix9477 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @Herman_Hedning
      @Herman_Hedning 5 років тому +1

      WaluigiShrek bruh

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +15

      "Let me get this straight.
      You think that your client is secrety a chihuahua who spends his nights beating travel agents to a pulp with his bare hands,
      and you plan is to e-mail your client and beat your client to a pulp with your bare hands?
      Good luck."
      *YEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!*

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 5 років тому +6

      @@curtisleblanc5897 Those damn travel agents.

  • @aldogonzalez9748
    @aldogonzalez9748 4 роки тому +63

    “MY DOGS ARE DOGS!” - Cheechen

  • @sw1tch60
    @sw1tch60 7 років тому +641

    "It's simple we kill the Batman's grandma"

    • @haroldflower8008
      @haroldflower8008 6 років тому +59

      gamble here wont be able to get a nickelback cd for his grandma

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 років тому +26

      ARCH EAGLE 101
      *slam* ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

    • @tim-buck-two7681
      @tim-buck-two7681 6 років тому +8

      Atatatatata lets not BLOW things out of proportion
      Nek minnet
      (Blows up)

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 років тому +10

      ENUNUNUN!!!

    • @TheEgganator324
      @TheEgganator324 6 років тому +10

      If it's so simple, why haven't you done it yet?

  • @helicopterk3n708
    @helicopterk3n708 5 років тому +391

    8:25
    “He’s in control”
    *continues to lose control*

  • @ajcaraballo95
    @ajcaraballo95 9 років тому +213

    Russian Guy: How much you want?
    Joker: A nickel.

    • @DominoFreakShow
      @DominoFreakShow 7 років тому +7

      He was Italian

    • @JDrevolver66
      @JDrevolver66 2 роки тому +4

      @@DominoFreakShow Russian. He's literally named "The Chechen".

  • @hbabambroadz1536
    @hbabambroadz1536 2 роки тому +66

    9:36 something about Batman repeatedly demanding HURT THE BOY HARVEY is just incredible

  • @blackcaduto2768
    @blackcaduto2768 6 років тому +1235

    Who else died of laughter on the Batman forever joke?

  • @vincelopez756
    @vincelopez756 8 років тому +381

    Batman repeatedly crashing the Batpod is hilarious as hell. The best part of this video, in my opinion. Hahaha

  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast8509 5 років тому +1386

    “If you’re good at something you never do it.”
    “How much do you want?”
    “A nickel.”

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 4 роки тому +61

      So we can make your grandma disappear

    • @geoffreyherrick298
      @geoffreyherrick298 3 роки тому +29

      A Nickleback CD.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +42

      I want $10 in my bank account for the rest of my life

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 роки тому +10

      if we don't deal with this now, gambol won't be able to get *gasoline!* for his grandma.

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 2 роки тому +2

      Buy high sell low

  • @reetombera9288
    @reetombera9288 2 роки тому +26

    "My dogs. Are. DOGS!"
    You're very perceptive.

  • @cluckoftheduck
    @cluckoftheduck 5 років тому +657

    "Never start with the head"- Joker 2008
    "Should've gone for the head"- Thanos 2018
    The Villains are adapting

    • @rustlerv6549
      @rustlerv6549 5 років тому +24

      Dude. Thanos said that in infinity war, 2018

    • @rileywhalen6554
      @rileywhalen6554 5 років тому +24

      Thanos: you should’ve gone for th...
      [head to the table]
      Oohh!

    • @Herman_Hedning
      @Herman_Hedning 4 роки тому +5

      Mitchell Young fuck marvel

    • @miruneverdies
      @miruneverdies 4 роки тому +7

      @Timothy Rubino
      I will *make* it legal.

    • @drakedrystan8921
      @drakedrystan8921 4 роки тому +8

      @@Herman_Hedning no

  • @ogremair803
    @ogremair803 5 років тому +513

    I’ll literally never stop laughing when Harvey shouts “Shut up!!”

    • @vonjt4077
      @vonjt4077 4 роки тому +45

      You can't leave something like that to chance
      *SHUT UP*

    • @EdnaKonrad4MVS
      @EdnaKonrad4MVS 3 роки тому +27

      "Good!"
      "SHADAP!" {BANG!}

    • @meggubravo8373
      @meggubravo8373 3 роки тому +24

      You wanna flip a coin?
      *Harvey flips coin*...
      SHUTTUP!!

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 роки тому +7

      all that was missing to edit over harvey so he said "ENOUGH, FROM THE CLOWN" when Joker's tormenting him in the hospital

    • @jamesmcgrath9000
      @jamesmcgrath9000 Рік тому

      SHUT UP

  • @matthewroberts3125
    @matthewroberts3125 6 років тому +142

    "You know, you remind me of Batman Forever."
    Batman goes into a rage. 8:22

    • @art_vandelay7845
      @art_vandelay7845 4 роки тому +11

      Matthew Roberts proceeds to beat the piss out of joker

  • @heijac2998
    @heijac2998 4 роки тому +63

    “You’re money who kills for garbage” -Batman 2008

  • @droidgamer-tech6957
    @droidgamer-tech6957 7 років тому +214

    Joker: "You know you remind me of Batman.. Forever"
    Batman: *Beat the sh*t out of joker*

    • @nicholasmendoza3550
      @nicholasmendoza3550 6 років тому +13

      Droid Gamer-Tech “Don’t worry! I hated Batman Forever!”

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 6 років тому +6

      Nicholas Mendoza Now you’ve pissed off Batman.

  • @a_Lemming
    @a_Lemming 7 років тому +430

    3:34
    "We are entertainment tonight"
    *Cues Music*

  • @KTK44
    @KTK44 7 років тому +126

    "Gambol here, won't be able to get a Nickelback CD for his grandma."

  • @R0S3inC0NCR33T
    @R0S3inC0NCR33T 3 місяці тому +10

    3:24 playing shave and a haircut on a gun firing into the air during a stickup is such a joker thing to do, I’m surprised this wasn’t in the actual film

  • @Gamberbro237
    @Gamberbro237 9 років тому +315

    DAMN IT POINT THAT GUN AT MY FAMILY!

    • @Mati9319Studio
      @Mati9319Studio 9 років тому +3

      +The Exile I died LOL

    • @majking22
      @majking22 9 років тому +97

      Hurt the boy Harvey

    • @Joe_Kerr_9797
      @Joe_Kerr_9797 9 років тому +36

      +Jking Miz SHUT UP! (shoots Batman)

    • @nodeUser
      @nodeUser 7 років тому +3

      What Gordon actually wanted XD

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 7 років тому +22

      You wanna hurt the boy Harvey

  • @yahsworld2940
    @yahsworld2940 9 років тому +254

    "We are Entertainment Tonight!" (Dancing) XD That was just genius!

  • @tostitosfritos1748
    @tostitosfritos1748 8 років тому +460

    "I want $10, a year, for the rest of my life"

    • @ChoqueChuncus
      @ChoqueChuncus 8 років тому +102

      ...
      ......
      .........
      noe...

    • @MrStuniz96
      @MrStuniz96 8 років тому +43

      "Intense face on you" "come closer"..........no

    • @double_spice
      @double_spice 7 років тому +19

      Tostitos fritos no

    • @Alexandra8620
      @Alexandra8620 7 років тому +4

      i want 00.01$ for the rest of my life

    • @trickshot646
      @trickshot646 7 років тому +3

      ........NO

  • @mad_taco3434
    @mad_taco3434 3 роки тому +29

    Rachel:"this is your life,you can't leave something like that to chance"
    Harvey:"SHADAP!"

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 років тому +345

    7:29 "The Bad Cop, Bad Cop Routine".

  • @mattymatt1283
    @mattymatt1283 6 років тому +411

    2:04
    If you are good at something never do it. - Joker
    Pretty much real life

    • @theimmortalsuperbeing549
      @theimmortalsuperbeing549 5 років тому +9

      ? If you're good at something do it Joker has had to many bangs to the head.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 5 років тому +8

      Yeah but that's what society believes.

    • @brightblackgrouse6236
      @brightblackgrouse6236 4 роки тому +1

      @@cckiller0053 we live

    • @Flyingferrets5
      @Flyingferrets5 4 роки тому +2

      @@cckiller0053 What the fuck are you talking about? Where do you live where people DON'T want you to be good at what you do? There's a lot of weird messages out there, but this ain't one I've ever heard ANYONE say.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 роки тому +4

      Flyingferrets5 Oh, am I mistaken? I probably am, sorry about the false misconception, I just thought that a lot of people just work only for money, even if they are not good at the thing they are doing.

  • @NinaNooneknows
    @NinaNooneknows 8 років тому +148

    *Batman's silhouette*
    "Pity there's only ONE of you!"
    *Three Batman's silhouettes*

  • @imthedude2351
    @imthedude2351 Рік тому +28

    "Shut up" _Harvey Dent said, calmly_

  • @fletchy40
    @fletchy40 9 років тому +254

    Just imagine if he said
    "You remind me of batman and robin"

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 9 років тому +48

      +HaveANiceDay The Joker would have been spread thinly and evenly over the walls.

    • @solidsnake4214
      @solidsnake4214 7 років тому +9

      fletch40 he would've broke his no killing rule

  • @ShortStorytime
    @ShortStorytime 8 років тому +666

    *"You know, you remind of Batman forever..."*
    All the reason to beat him. :)

  • @sacredxgeometry
    @sacredxgeometry 7 років тому +589

    *ENOUGH, FROM THE CLOWN*

  • @Krystal_kevin
    @Krystal_kevin Рік тому +11

    8:22
    “Yknow you remind me of Batman forever”….(then Batman loses it)
    I felt that

  • @NecroDetonadosBR
    @NecroDetonadosBR 7 років тому +1812

    How trigger Cristopher Nolan's Batman the most?
    *"You know, you remind me of BatMAN forEVER".*

    • @nicholasmendoza3550
      @nicholasmendoza3550 6 років тому +153

      “You’re money who kills for garbage.”

    • @Junokaii
      @Junokaii 6 років тому +78

      Nicholas Mendoza
      *Laughs like Jameson*

    • @nicholasmendoza3550
      @nicholasmendoza3550 6 років тому +49

      Junokaii *slams the Joker’s head on the table*

    • @matthewchristiansen9978
      @matthewchristiansen9978 6 років тому +67

      Could have been worse. He could have mentioned Batman and Robin.

    • @Инга-к5ч
      @Инга-к5ч 6 років тому +21

      When batman starts beating him up he should edit it like he hit his head aigenst the glass first

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 років тому +314

    9:23
    Gordon: "I tried to save her."
    Two-Face: "But you didn't."
    Gordon: "I couldn't."
    Two-Face: " Yes you could've."
    Gordon: "I couldn't."
    Two-Face: "Yes you could've."
    Gordon: "I couldn't".
    Two-Face: "SHUT UP!"

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Рік тому +16

      6:15 You can't give in.....
      *YYYYYYYYYEW CA-A-A-A-A-AN'T GIIV-V-V IN-N-N-N-*
      "E-E-E-E-E--H*
      *A*
      *AAH!-AHH!-*
      _(5 seconds later)_
      -"...SHould we give in to this terrorist's demands?"

    • @nutty9096
      @nutty9096 Рік тому +1

      I couldn’t

    • @User1602-n3v
      @User1602-n3v Рік тому

      Yes you could’ve

    • @edwarelrich2339
      @edwarelrich2339 4 місяці тому

      ⁠​I couldn’t

    • @SublineYT
      @SublineYT 4 місяці тому

      @@edwarelrich2339 Yes you could've

  • @bradhuygo
    @bradhuygo 9 років тому +387

    "If you're good something, never do it" -The Joker

  • @yandereworshipper6963
    @yandereworshipper6963 11 місяців тому +11

    Harvey: "Permission to treat the witness as hostile?"
    Judge: "Permission granted."
    Harvey: *Repeatedly punches witness*

  • @blind_surgeon
    @blind_surgeon 5 років тому +678

    3:25 is actually hilarious because I can totally see the joker doing that for real.

    • @Arktik1st
      @Arktik1st 4 роки тому +62

      For that you would need a pretty expensive (I think) automatic shotgun and Joker buys cheap stuff

    • @Arktik1st
      @Arktik1st 4 роки тому +16

      @Mario Lisa Well its unknown brand so it night be cheap
      (the guy was saying that the suit might be expensive)

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 3 роки тому +1

      @@Arktik1st ua-cam.com/video/6_wDhGY13CM/v-deo.html

    • @rooke1489
      @rooke1489 3 роки тому

      @@holdguard4624 lol

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 3 роки тому +2

      Def my favorite moment

  • @srenjrgensen1468
    @srenjrgensen1468 6 років тому +427

    0:48 "My dogs are... Dogs!"

  • @alexisg9603
    @alexisg9603 7 років тому +245

    “Im going to make your grandma disappear” The Joker

  • @rileywhalen6554
    @rileywhalen6554 4 роки тому +77

    Harvey: “you first.” (Tosses coin)
    Batman: “good”
    Harvey: “shut up!” (Shoots Batman)
    Harvey: “my turn” (Batman catches the coin)
    Harvey: (shoots Batman)
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @noir4659
    @noir4659 7 років тому +204

    Batman: beats the shit outta joker
    Gordon: "He's in control."

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 6 років тому +3

      Noir I thought he said “Losing control.”

  • @guthetanuki256
    @guthetanuki256 8 років тому +164

    Wait your honor, i'm not done yet.
    *Punches the guy 3 more times*
    *Has a smug look on his face*

  • @ohyeayea68
    @ohyeayea68 7 років тому +1242

    You know you really remind me of Batman Forever
    (Batman's PTSD attack becomes a literal attack)

    • @clan_boyd
      @clan_boyd 7 років тому +77

      Don't worry! I hated Batman Forever.

    • @reboomer8369
      @reboomer8369 6 років тому +45

      *Gets stumped to the wall, then backfliped to the table and just to then get smashed to the window*

    • @arthropleura1075
      @arthropleura1075 6 років тому +22

      Enough from the CLOWN!

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 6 років тому +17

      @@clan_boyd WHERE ARE THEY?!

    • @ARCtrooperblueleader
      @ARCtrooperblueleader 6 років тому +1

      Died. xD

  • @steampunkastronaut7081
    @steampunkastronaut7081 5 років тому +97

    6:17 This motivates me to keep going

    • @kyloren114
      @kyloren114 3 роки тому +8

      I know right? He's so inspirational.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 роки тому +2

      "YOUUUU CAAAAAAN'T GIIIIIIIVE IIIIIIINNNNNN! EEHHH-EHHH-EHH-"
      *5 seconds later*
      "should we give in to this terrorist's demands?"
      what a fantastic ideology. make an absolute and then question it immediately XD