4 Real Life Dates from Hell

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  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  6 років тому +1140

    Hubba Hubba ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

  • @DrHappy-hk4hl
    @DrHappy-hk4hl 6 років тому +383

    The first one is incredibly sad and not fair.

    • @mattkillam2033
      @mattkillam2033 6 років тому +13

      Dr.Happy2000 no shit its not fair. Its kidnapping.

    • @DrHappy-hk4hl
      @DrHappy-hk4hl 6 років тому +25

      Matt Killam Oh really Sherlock? I just said it as a statement,I know the premise of kidnapping.

    • @charliemills332
      @charliemills332 6 років тому +4

      Dr.Happy2000 life isn't fair

    • @DrHappy-hk4hl
      @DrHappy-hk4hl 6 років тому +15

      C&C gaming Yes,shit happeneds but it's still sad.

    • @misscrankypantss
      @misscrankypantss 6 років тому +11

      Most likely fake :) there's another story done before that's very similar but is about a daughter being kidnapped.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  6 років тому +467

    It was a bit tricky finding suitable stories for this one, so one of them might seem a little out of place... still, it's been ages since I last uploaded. Had to get one out there! Hope you're all doing well.

    • @antonpapalia8013
      @antonpapalia8013 6 років тому +3

      Lazy Masquerade are we going to get a chirstmas video

    • @xmissxvictoriax
      @xmissxvictoriax 6 років тому +8

      Why aren’t you uploading as much? :( You are one of my favorites and I miss you! Lol.

    • @AwkwardBlackGal613
      @AwkwardBlackGal613 6 років тому +2

      Just glad you uploaded. Are you still traveling a lot?

    • @tejalnatekar9532
      @tejalnatekar9532 6 років тому +2

      thanks for the upload Lazy! Hope you're well and had a great thanksgiving ! :)

    • @robertsigvaldason1409
      @robertsigvaldason1409 6 років тому +1

      Lazy the G.O.A.T. Love your videos!

  • @astropictures4396
    @astropictures4396 6 років тому +637

    btw the first story about how the guys took Ramona actually is seriously disturbing

    • @nathanielmathiasmajor2691
      @nathanielmathiasmajor2691 6 років тому +83

      AstroPictures it really is, there was chance of her being the one and they took it away from him. I'd be thinking about every day, hell I'd probably search and search for her.

    • @CryBabyJay999
      @CryBabyJay999 6 років тому +16

      Tim Evans 1980's so she either escaped by some miracle and lives a normal life or dead

    • @tuffy135ify
      @tuffy135ify 6 років тому +14

      At least it was before the cartels started turning people into goop, or got so bored decapitating people that they tried to make it challenging for themselves by using small knives and stuff.

    • @KDB349
      @KDB349 6 років тому +75

      That's some soul shattering shit. I really am hoping for the best and that she's okay

    • @nathanielmathiasmajor2691
      @nathanielmathiasmajor2691 6 років тому +58

      That's if that one is real, either way we all know it's definitely happened before, which is what makes it disturbing.

  • @LukaBlight69
    @LukaBlight69 6 років тому +217

    That first story reminded me of that one you said when that family went to Mexico and the daughter was abducted at a gas station after the family fled after the Crime Lords offered a bottle of wine as a final farewell to her. It's as tragic as it is infuriating.

    • @yuyaricachimuel555
      @yuyaricachimuel555 4 роки тому +1

      LukaBlight69 any news reports or such on it?

    • @anissaperez1273
      @anissaperez1273 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah I was going to say the same thing.. exact story just different people

    • @kaoruhatake
      @kaoruhatake 3 роки тому +3

      @@anissaperez1273 the other difference is that now he can say "Miguel" correctly... Now that I think about it, the father's name in the abducted daughter story was also "Miguel".

    • @trashotaku
      @trashotaku 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @ne9835
      @ne9835 Рік тому +1

      So, fake story? 🤔

  • @UnnoticedKIN
    @UnnoticedKIN 6 років тому +175

    I feel so bad for Ramona in the first story. :'(
    As for the guy in the second story, how the heck did he think she would react to that? "Oh, funny joke! I thought I was going to die a horrible death! Funny! Harr harr!"

    • @facethestrange15yearsago81
      @facethestrange15yearsago81 6 років тому +11

      UnnoticedKIN That was actually an advanced and elaborate break up tactic. He's a genius.

    • @fredspofford
      @fredspofford 5 років тому +2

      It's fake. Try the horror stories from Mexico video to see what I mean.

    • @ne9835
      @ne9835 Рік тому

      @@facethestrange15yearsago81 🤔🤔

  • @davidvenom
    @davidvenom 6 років тому +93

    Man that first story isn’t creepy or anything. Just really soul crushing. This is probably the first story I hoped was a tall tale and not a so called “true story” at all... but unfortunately it could also very well be a true story

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 6 років тому +10

      David Bouffard In mexico its more likely to be true than folk lore. The Mexican cartels run everything. Drugs, money, weapons, humans, women. Sex slaves, prostitutes, sometimes they take the prettiest women for themselves as trophy girls. O sometimes used as a sex slave. Or a radom fuck they kill after. It happens alot.

    • @davidvenom
      @davidvenom 6 років тому +5

      Jack The Ripper yeah I know. My best friend is Mexican and I recently went down to Mexico for his wedding. Luckily he lives in Mexico City so I didn’t have to go to any sketchy rural places. Though I did still end up staying in a random hotel in Iztapalapa not too far from Central de Abastos which he told me after the fact is kind of a sketchy area

    • @fredspofford
      @fredspofford 5 років тому +5

      It's fake. Try the horror stories from Mexico video to see what I mean.

    • @elizabethgray802
      @elizabethgray802 5 років тому +1

      @fronica I was just about to say that.

  • @stephenmills8812
    @stephenmills8812 6 років тому +295

    "Lazy Masquerade?" More like "Works hard to deliver the best horror content possible... Masquerade."

  • @AzeemKhan-qg7kk
    @AzeemKhan-qg7kk 6 років тому +165

    Ahh man that first story broke my heart, so sad

    • @KDB349
      @KDB349 6 років тому +14

      Azeem Khan same, it's a horrible fucking story. I can't honestly imagine what it would be like to be in that situation

  • @thesunthemoon8231
    @thesunthemoon8231 6 років тому +146

    I feel bad for the lady who got taken.he still should of reported it or lie and said she was.his wife.

    • @thesunthemoon8231
      @thesunthemoon8231 6 років тому +6

      Why? Because. Good point.lol.i thought they would leave em alone

    • @boredradiosystem1727
      @boredradiosystem1727 6 років тому +71

      dude it's Mexico doesn't matter if you report it or not they're not going to find her sorry.

    • @poggerwaters2461
      @poggerwaters2461 6 років тому +3

      thesun themoon they would've taken her anyway, that's why he said it was easier for him

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 6 років тому +5

      This is why I bring a knife with me *everywhere.* They would have killed me too, but no point in living on with the knowledge that I could have at least tried, at least show them that I am not fucking afraid of them or death.
      P.S. I also have a gun but I can't bring it with me all the time for obvious reasons.

    • @Exkoesme
      @Exkoesme 6 років тому +41

      Shit like this is so common in Mexico there is literally no sense in reporting it. Not just because its common but because a lot of narcs pay off cops and because cops are also to afraid of getting involved in narcs business. It's kinda just how it is now a day's in Mexico.

  • @skyty0
    @skyty0 6 років тому +121

    Had a date tonight but she cancelled last minute. For once, it doesn't feel that bad...

    • @kateday8714
      @kateday8714 6 років тому +25

      Ghost Ball yeah she probably realized she needed to go get her knives sharpened

  • @internetperson3228
    @internetperson3228 6 років тому +133

    The first story is so sad, I WANNA SAVE RAMONA DAMN IT!!

    • @KDB349
      @KDB349 6 років тому +1

      Internet Person same. Fuck the narcs, let's take them out

    • @Narcellie
      @Narcellie 6 років тому +7

      yeah it's hard to hear these stories after the fact when you can't do anything

    • @Jan-rq8mo
      @Jan-rq8mo 5 років тому +8

      @@glamdolly30
      Nah mate, that probably did happen.
      It's mexico afterall, stuff like that happens ever day there.
      It's barely been a year since an entire schoolbus full of children was found dead in gang territory, they were sent there by the police because the governor of that town feared that the children might interrupt his date.
      Noone even bated an eye.
      Everything in Mexico except for the most central points in the largest cities, is run by drug lords.
      Just go visit the worst parts of rural Mexico in your next holidays and befriend some locals, they aren't afraid that you're part of the drug lords because you're a foreigner so they will tell you everything
      I was there, I did it
      I have never seen so many corpses (some mutilated), crying parents and "mysterious" dissapearances in a span of two weeks.
      I needed 4 months of therapy to be able to sleep safely again and I was just a visitor, an outsider that was ignored by the drug lords

    • @fredspofford
      @fredspofford 5 років тому +1

      @@Jan-rq8mo It's fake. Try the horror stories from Mexico video to see what I mean.

    • @Jan-rq8mo
      @Jan-rq8mo 5 років тому +1

      @@fredspofford
      I know I've seen it too
      I'm just saying that like mexico is a shithole and many stories from there are actually true, even if this is just a copy paste
      There's a good chance it originated from truth

  • @facethestrange15yearsago81
    @facethestrange15yearsago81 6 років тому +164

    Scott never recovered from that rejection. He'd sit alone in his bedroom thinking about what he could have done differently. His mother reassuring him that "It's just what people are like nowadays, Scott. She wasn't rejecting you, she was subliminally rejecting herself". It was no good, 3 weeks later he committed suicide. The note nailed to the tree he hung from read. *My body shakes as I die because my hand wasn't good enough for shaking*

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 6 років тому +2

      Not Happy Not Lucky And I Don't Go Eh.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 років тому +9

      Same thing happened to me, but I found out that there is more to life than dating.
      Then I found out that dating is crap and my life is better when I am single.

    • @edwhatshisname3562
      @edwhatshisname3562 6 років тому +4

      *Nerobyrne*
      MGTOW

    • @tigerpink10
      @tigerpink10 6 років тому +3

      NOOOO SCOTT R.I.P.

  • @HoshMyTots
    @HoshMyTots 6 років тому +229

    I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO YOUR STORIES ALL DAY AND IVE ALREADY SEEN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS THIS IS A GODSEND T H A N K Y O U

    • @makenzieperkins1693
      @makenzieperkins1693 6 років тому +7

      HoshPosh that was the hard part my life it was like I binge watched all of his videos and now I actually have to wait to watch another video

    • @makenzieperkins1693
      @makenzieperkins1693 6 років тому

      Lucas Cawley what?

    • @getoffmynuts1185
      @getoffmynuts1185 6 років тому

      Kat Perkins gotta wait so long 😢

  • @pbjcullen7485
    @pbjcullen7485 6 років тому +4

    You told the Ramona story with a family and the beautiful daughter Anna was Ramona. It was the exact same thing. From the gas station in the middle of nowhere to the bad guys paying for the food and "disappearing over the horizon, never to be seen again."

  • @DarknessPrevails
    @DarknessPrevails 6 років тому +269

    Here for the spooks.

    • @Mosstoad
      @Mosstoad 6 років тому +9

      Darkness Prevails come for the spooks, stay for the voice

    • @Amae33
      @Amae33 6 років тому +2

      Darkness Prevails your awesome and I love the new art by the way ☺ I was on your channel a couple of days ago. ❤ and noticed it then x

    • @Seto_KaibaX
      @Seto_KaibaX 6 років тому +4

      DADDY DANKNESS IN A LAZY MASQUERADE VID!!!!
      *explodes*

    • @yasharahlalove330
      @yasharahlalove330 6 років тому +1

      Hey D.P!.. You know I'm down fa tha cause!!..

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 6 років тому

      Daddy Darkness hm fancy meeting you here

  • @thestylishnihilist8039
    @thestylishnihilist8039 6 років тому +41

    Everytime I get that special notification I gasp aloud and say... "Daddy's home..."

    • @XxWhite_Fang45xX
      @XxWhite_Fang45xX 6 років тому

      The Stylish Nihilist I'm just sharing the gospel. First of all, the gospel begins with God. God created us in his image, for his glory and to have a loving relationship with Him. God loves us, he gives us free will to follow him, or to not follow him. All of us have sinned against God, we have all like sheep, gone our own way. We have chose something else meaningful to us, in our life to replace God. God is holy, he must punish sin otherwise he's not a holy God. It's no different than a judge, sentencing someone to prison. Even if the person being judged, would bring up all the good deeds he has done. It still doesn't pay for his crimes. So if God were to judge us, we would all be guilty. But God is rich in mercy, he sent his only begotten Son Jesus. To die on the cross for our sins, Jesus took the punishment you and I deserve. All you have to do, to receive salvation is by repenting of your sins. And believe in the gospel, that Jesus died on the cross for you. And God rose Him on the third day, I encourage you to read the gospel of Matthew God bless you!

    • @thestylishnihilist8039
      @thestylishnihilist8039 6 років тому +3

      Brandon Del Real How is this relevant to my original statement which openly expressed my love, affections, and appreciation for my biological father, Lazy Masquerade?

    • @XxWhite_Fang45xX
      @XxWhite_Fang45xX 6 років тому +2

      The Stylish Nihilist Jesus Christ loves you more, He died for you to save you. God bless you

  • @shadobian11
    @shadobian11 6 років тому +107

    What kind of dude is screwed up enough to scare a girl into thinking she is going to die like that? Gentlemen, please don't do that, or risk getting dumped...... actually I wouldn't know, I've never dated before.

  • @Fsyic
    @Fsyic 6 років тому +43

    I was waiting for........ Numbah One.

  • @HexIsme
    @HexIsme 6 років тому +211

    Scaring the crap out of someone for kicks isn't a joke, it's a jerk.

    • @Amae33
      @Amae33 6 років тому +6

      Hex Isme so agreed!

    • @M17-s7b
      @M17-s7b 6 років тому +19

      I mean this guy was a real jerk

    • @heavisbubbles
      @heavisbubbles 6 років тому +8

      Frisky Dong
      Not really, she just wanted to experience something a lot of people do. It’s not her fault, she just wanted to have fun not fear for her life. Dude was a fuckwad.

    • @agbrenv
      @agbrenv 6 років тому +5

      it's funny if ou have a dark sense of humor or if it's not happening to you

    • @andreakosick4273
      @andreakosick4273 6 років тому +7

      agbrenv Vicenza if you have a dark sense of humour that is NOT funny thinking you are about to fucking die isn’t funny

  • @SkinnedLocust
    @SkinnedLocust 6 років тому +123

    Just Netflix and chill

  • @LuisHernandez-tw6fl
    @LuisHernandez-tw6fl 6 років тому +268

    once i hear that intro .. ugh that intro 😍 I get underneath my covers & I know it's damn time for some creepy stories, don't forget about that accents 😍

    • @eddie9649
      @eddie9649 6 років тому

      Luis Hernandez emoji using trash

    • @bobbyclipz3806
      @bobbyclipz3806 6 років тому

      -The_Editor- profile picture trash 😴 stfu @The-Editor

    • @Jayy-vr5sp
      @Jayy-vr5sp 3 роки тому

      numbah one..

  • @cindilouwho678
    @cindilouwho678 6 років тому +20

    You have officially become my background audio for my makeup routine. Much love and support! Patiently waiting for the next one ❤️🙌🏻 #amusthave

    • @Femmefatale1990
      @Femmefatale1990 6 років тому +1

      Aiko Yu omg, I thought it was just me who did my makeup while listening to scary stories! 😂😱

  • @KDB349
    @KDB349 6 років тому +16

    Bruh... Poor Ramona. I don't what else to say except I would have definitely called the police and told them what happened and that I sincerely hope that by some miracle she escaped and is living somewhere happily. I honestly can't imagine what it would be like to be on a date someone and experiencing what very well may have been true love only to have it snatched away from you by some punk ass dick sucking gang members or whatever the fuck they were. Honestly something like that would haunt me for the rest of my life as I'm sure it does the gentleman in the story. Jesus Christ yo that's disturbing. To be chased down by thugs and surrounded with guns pointed at you and ultimately witnessing an innocent young lady being kidnapped... Fuck that's soul shattering. That truly is the definition of powerless right there.... Look I'm engaged okay and just imagining something like that happening to my lady or really just anyone I know or anyone else really is just terrifying. To be honest, knowing me, I'm very protective of my girl, so if say someone did try to kidnap her, I can't say I wouldn't pull a gun from out the back of my ass and attempt to solo those niggas lol.... In all seriousness though, I truly hope Romona is okay and is out there and well somewhere....

    • @LadyAstarionAncunin
      @LadyAstarionAncunin 2 роки тому

      The police were as corrupt as some of the narcos. They weren't gonna do anything, least of all cross the very ones paying them kickbacks.

    • @Starstar20241
      @Starstar20241 3 місяці тому

      I agree. It's absolutely terrifying

  • @youngqueen112
    @youngqueen112 6 років тому +15

    I cut the cords to the parachute. I'm taking you with me. Hell naw...to the naw naw naw.

  • @TheMysticalPicklez
    @TheMysticalPicklez 6 років тому +41

    why is your channel so underrated?

    • @eddie9649
      @eddie9649 6 років тому +1

      TheMysticalPicklez the youtube algorthim makes it underrated

  • @shessomethingelse1639
    @shessomethingelse1639 6 років тому +35

    Thank god that I'm single..

  • @jayj458
    @jayj458 6 років тому +4

    I literally made popcorn, and turned off the light in my room when I realized you updated. You're one of my favorite scary story narrator!!

    • @youngqueen112
      @youngqueen112 6 років тому

      Jay J make sure you put some chocolate nuts on that popcorn. 😉😄

  • @shamma1357
    @shamma1357 6 років тому +24

    That first story is the same as one from 'true stories from Mexico.' Only in that one it was a man's daughter who was taken right in front of him and his family...

    • @moonlightowl328
      @moonlightowl328 6 років тому +3

      shamma1357 sadly, these type of occurrences happen frequently in Mexico 😧

    • @mandyj2787
      @mandyj2787 6 років тому +1

      Jasmine B. Is it human trafficking possibly? Sad

    • @moonlightowl328
      @moonlightowl328 6 років тому +2

      mandy022787 yes, they use women as their slaves. Since it is so corrupted and the government practically has no control over these criminals, "narcos" is how they're called, they often kill people on the street and take women as they like and use them for their own entertainment or they sell them off. It's horrific...

  • @zed25697
    @zed25697 6 років тому +29

    Corpsey is my dad, Lazy is my uncle and be. busta is my other uncle

    • @Narcellie
      @Narcellie 6 років тому +1

      are they all coming for christmas dinner? a super incredibly creepy christmas dinner?

    • @zed25697
      @zed25697 6 років тому

      I wish

  • @wilderulz
    @wilderulz 6 років тому +1

    im not usually a big fan of non-paranormal stories or "true" horror, but your narration style and voice are just so damn awesome i usually make an exception

  • @Qunarr
    @Qunarr 6 років тому +16

    Lazy Masquerade is my favorite scary story narrator.

    • @PamelaBoyer
      @PamelaBoyer 6 років тому

      Lord Scats My favorite spooky story narrator is Dr.Creepen.

  • @miguelflores7035
    @miguelflores7035 6 років тому +11

    I love when you say the best things happen in the dark

  • @Buugzy
    @Buugzy 6 років тому +10

    Ramona, wherever you are! Know that I still think of you....

  • @DaG1nG3rN1nJA
    @DaG1nG3rN1nJA 6 років тому +2

    Hey Lazy
    To be honest if you regularly upload content or not I'm sure 99.9% are still extremely grateful for when you do!!
    Thank you for all the narrative stories that keep me and others entertained during work, house chores, homework, to fall asleep to and more!
    Appreciate all the hard work that you put in for us!

  • @VearonTheOwl
    @VearonTheOwl 6 років тому +21

    1st one is another version exactly like another one i heard accept it was a mother, a father, and his daughter and the same thing happened gas station part as well...

  • @ericsoto4064
    @ericsoto4064 6 років тому +21

    Lazy we love you man! Can’t wait to hear these stories, thanks for giving me my horror fix soo much better than any drug in the world!

    • @Narcellie
      @Narcellie 6 років тому

      it is a good horror fix!

  • @nicoleb695
    @nicoleb695 6 років тому +17

    The first story is a plagiarism of the daughter-being-kidnapped Mexico story. If you listen to his '4 Mexican Horror Stories' video, the first story has the same/similar ending.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 6 років тому +3

      Nicole Beaver it’s an urban legend. It is told different ways by different people. If the uncle claimed it was first person, he was either indulging in tall tales or his long term memory had merged with his imagination.

    • @SundaysEnd
      @SundaysEnd 6 років тому +4

      It could be plagiarism but it's also likely that this is sort of a Modus Operandi of Mexican drug cartels and that's why the endings are similar.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 6 років тому +3

      SundaysEnd Plagerism mostly applies to credited works; someone who tells an urban legend as a personal story is not plagiarizing, they are simply lying.
      Having said that, like you said, it may be a common MO.

    • @KekoKasane
      @KekoKasane 6 років тому +3

      I take most, if not all, internet horror stories with a grain of salt, but i could believe that kidnapping a woman with her date was/is common. It’s a horrifying possibility that has definitely happened. Though, Im Not sure if it’s something common. I don’t know much about Mexico’s crime statistics (shocker 😂)

    • @KekoKasane
      @KekoKasane 6 років тому +4

      Okay, call me morbid, but I got curious. The typical MO of the mexican drug cartel are “Beheadings, mass executions, public hangings and torture,” BUT the number of kidnappings have increased from 278 in 2005 to 1698 in 2013. I’m not saying it has to do with the MDC, but it is in condensed areas, so it is probably a group. I know human trafficking has been on the rise though, so you have to take that into account. I live in a tourist area, and, if you know anything about tourist areas, trafficking is rampant. We have billboards for it all the time, but they were only put in recently.

  • @makenzieperkins1693
    @makenzieperkins1693 6 років тому +5

    I was baked as fuck in my bed and I was thinking to myself "I really wanna watch lazy right now" and then I get a notification and holy fuckkkk I'm tripping

  • @markus3672
    @markus3672 6 років тому +3

    You got me into these kind of stories two years ago and now its all I look forward to everyday. Thank you and keep them coming

  • @angelvanord3766
    @angelvanord3766 6 років тому +2

    I swear my days arent complete without atleast one of your videos. I've heard them all, and I plan on to keep going with them. Your voice fits perfectly and definitely makes the stories even freakier. Keep it up! I'll be waiting for more stories, since you're one of my top favorites ☺

  • @levniish5795
    @levniish5795 6 років тому +28

    Lazy makes us British people sound good

    • @anon3937
      @anon3937 6 років тому +1

      Levni Ish at least be happy most Americans have never heard a welsh person

    • @Amae33
      @Amae33 6 років тому +1

      Levni Ish lol 😅 ikr

    • @levniish5795
      @levniish5795 6 років тому +1

      Chachenhouser what about Scottish 😂

    • @levniish5795
      @levniish5795 6 років тому +1

      Pixie Girl 333 always hear you’re accent is amazing from Americans like we have no accent

    • @Amae33
      @Amae33 6 років тому

      Levni Ish I totally know what you are saying. Take the compliment,we are kinda Awesome 😉

  • @tuxedopig7940
    @tuxedopig7940 6 років тому +8

    WOW I didnt expect you to upload today , nice , just absented my self due to sickness for school , nice 😁.

  • @thedaddypatty5192
    @thedaddypatty5192 6 років тому +5

    Great timing! I was just looking for a horror video.

  • @AbortedSocietyAki
    @AbortedSocietyAki 6 років тому +5

    Lazy's creepypastas/narration is the best on UA-cam

  • @superskeetospro
    @superskeetospro 6 років тому +40

    the first story has been told like twelve different times in twelve different ways. it sounds like an urban legend at this point.

    • @wallertdwp
      @wallertdwp 6 років тому +34

      superskeetospro is not urban legend, narcos take whoever they want and no one (not even police) dare to do something about it, in states with narcos everyone exept them is powerless thats why many people live terrified how do i know that bc i'm mexican xD thankfuly from México city and their precense is not even close as it is in other states especialy the ones close to the pacific ocean

    • @moonlightowl328
      @moonlightowl328 6 років тому +24

      It's actually quite common and it's been happening for years, sadly

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 6 років тому +13

      It’s true, there was a very similar story in another one of lazy’s vids, except it was someone’s daughter. Either they’re fake or it’s a really bad problem

    • @wallertdwp
      @wallertdwp 6 років тому +17

      kittypie yea im not really a person of nightclubes an stuff like that but friends that like that had told me that in Sinaloa you can se narcos at the nightclubes and literlity everyone avoid eye contact with them

    • @leeccdoo
      @leeccdoo 6 років тому +2

      Well that's fucking stupid & depressing. I guess Mexico is a real shithole, eh? So sad nobody does anything about it

  • @LnEREcruit_
    @LnEREcruit_ 6 років тому +87

    Story1: :(
    Story2: nice job dude was it worth it? Sheesh
    Story3: yep dont talk to strangers
    Story4: what weird kink did she have 0_o

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 років тому +6

      was it worth it?
      FUCK YEAH IT WAS!

    • @eddie9649
      @eddie9649 6 років тому +1

      stop

  • @despairia
    @despairia 6 років тому +4

    "I dumped him" Really? Really, bro? If someone did that to me, once I reached the ground alive and not-dead, I would at least have taken one of his eyes out. Hot damn.

    • @unknownhall8569
      @unknownhall8569 3 роки тому

      Imagines: im taking your eyes now (squelchy gross noise)

  • @TheAnnmik
    @TheAnnmik 6 років тому +1

    I've been so obsessed with your videos! I can't sleep without listening to one. You have officially become my bedtime story.

  • @OblivionKnight76
    @OblivionKnight76 6 років тому +15

    Why didn't you say the numbers? I wanted to hear you say "numba one."

  • @smexililgurl
    @smexililgurl 6 років тому +3

    I love your videos so so much, I wouldn't be able to sleep without them! Best narrator by far!! 😍❤

  • @devpashupati9168
    @devpashupati9168 6 років тому +58

    sounds like Ramona got seven evil exes.

    • @DeusDeStoics
      @DeusDeStoics 6 років тому +1

      I was searching for this!

    • @Adamattia1
      @Adamattia1 6 років тому +1

      Dragoon Z it's a Scott pilgrim joke

  • @zahrazaidan4514
    @zahrazaidan4514 6 років тому +4

    I usually never comment but this was a particularly great video

  • @starshottai2519
    @starshottai2519 6 років тому +13

    Is it me or are the male stories concerning crazy women better than the women stories concerning crazy men.

    • @AwakingOceanborn
      @AwakingOceanborn 6 років тому +3

      Tyraun Porter maybe because girls with crazy boyfriends end up dead more often than boys with crazy girlfriends.

    • @SnowyWolborg
      @SnowyWolborg 6 років тому

      I don't necessarily know about better. However, I think that most of us have been listening to these stories for so long that we have more or less heard all the stories that come from women. It's really not that often that we hear the guys POV.

  • @callmewaves1160
    @callmewaves1160 6 років тому +4

    Yay! Lazy posted! So glad you are back!

  • @123RADIOactive
    @123RADIOactive 6 років тому +53

    It's so nice to hear that you're not dead yet lol

  • @collide.with.me_xo
    @collide.with.me_xo 6 років тому +2

    Yes yes yes!!!! I've been waiting for a new video! Thank you!!! ❤️❤️

  • @blackmagezero3946
    @blackmagezero3946 6 років тому +3

    Hey lazy love the videos keep it up man. You are my favorite scary story channel on youtube.

    • @Qunarr
      @Qunarr 6 років тому +1

      blackmage zero same

  • @microbicgorilla
    @microbicgorilla 6 років тому +1

    For some reason whenever I think of how Lazy records his videos, I imagine him sitting naked in a dark room with thigh high socks and a glass of wine in his hand. Love your videos loads btw and always listen to them when I work 🤙

  • @shauryasegan5177
    @shauryasegan5177 6 років тому +4

    The first one was exactly like one I have heard before. In that on the only difference is that it was a family and the daughter was taken away.

  • @xPrincessGarnetXVI
    @xPrincessGarnetXVI 6 років тому

    I don't know why on mobile I had to resub you but I've been watching your videos for over a year now and I'm finally going to leave a comment.
    Your narration is perfect to the nature of the stories - your voice is soothing and not too overpowered.
    I appreciate your selections as well.
    Before bed I at least watch one video.
    Thank you very much!!

  • @dong5394
    @dong5394 6 років тому +5

    I thought lazy stopped making vids. This is a nice surprise.

  • @minnaaa7273
    @minnaaa7273 6 років тому +5

    sleeping in my new room and listening to Lazy
    pure madness 😂

  • @brad2718
    @brad2718 6 років тому +3

    It's gonna be a good night tonight hearing these stories

  • @moonlightrobbery
    @moonlightrobbery 6 років тому

    I love how you give your stories titles. Makes you stand out.

  • @andrewberrocal2281
    @andrewberrocal2281 6 років тому +20

    Anyone notice that in the first story the woman was abducted the same way as the daughter from lazies video on the scariest stories from Mexico? 😟

    • @mdf0203
      @mdf0203 6 років тому +2

      Andrew Berrocal I was thinking the same thing.

    • @andrewberrocal2281
      @andrewberrocal2281 6 років тому +4

      It's a pattern. This is how those narcos abduct people.

    • @Exkoesme
      @Exkoesme 6 років тому +2

      It's literally just life in Mexico.

    • @Exkoesme
      @Exkoesme 6 років тому +1

      It's sucks and it's horrible but it's literally normal now.

  • @thatsthechannel4389
    @thatsthechannel4389 6 років тому +1

    I AM HAVING MY ENGLISH EXAM ON THE 9TH OF THE DEC, BUT I CAN T STOP LISTENING TO YOU DUDE, HELP

  • @AmericanWireman
    @AmericanWireman 6 років тому +11

    I wonder what Ramona is doing right now :/

  • @snowflake7293
    @snowflake7293 6 років тому +1

    don't have time to listen to this right this minute.....however, I am going to smash the "like" button real fast and then ill come back and listen.
    damn. I had all your videos "liked" on my other UA-cam account, and then my phone broke and I don't remember how to log in to it so I had to start all over! I need to go through and "like" all your videos on this account. you are by far my absolute favorite narrorator on youtube. Others may upload more often, however you put special care into every single word, infliction, punctuation......its so amazing! thank you!

  • @tekbarrier
    @tekbarrier 6 років тому +3

    "...about eight hours south of Torrance."
    I think you meant eight hours south, IN Torrance :) Torrance is about eight hours south of the Bay Area, but eight hours south OF Torrance is somewhere in Mexico :)

  • @lyannlovesadventure8362
    @lyannlovesadventure8362 6 років тому +2

    So happy you uploaded today 💕🎉

  • @jamie91995
    @jamie91995 6 років тому +36

    I subscribed from ur third video, you only had 10k subs at the time, man the way you’ve grown, good job man.

    • @zZennnn
      @zZennnn 6 років тому +5

      ur channel was made in 2016 20 feb......and i dont think u made another account.......just say your new andthat you like his vids

    • @jamie91995
      @jamie91995 6 років тому +3

      The_Viper_RKO that was when I made my channel, I’ve watched his videos before I made my channel

  • @colbydenton390
    @colbydenton390 6 років тому +1

    Hey Lazy Masquerade, I really, really enjoy your supernatural stories. They truly give me the chills. Would you be able to post another bit of them? I seriously love the Wendigo and Skinwalker ones due to the cultural lore behind them! Thanks! -Colby

  • @Ron4885
    @Ron4885 6 років тому +9

    Wow, story 2. That kind of thing would scare the Xhit out me all the way down. Not a funny joke.

  • @christinastroup5488
    @christinastroup5488 6 років тому +1

    So happy to hear from you, hopefully we get to hear from u sooner rather then later😊

  • @AnnieNorthman89
    @AnnieNorthman89 6 років тому +21

    You are forgiven Lazy. Real life things come first and that's very understandable :)

    • @nedeycriz2299
      @nedeycriz2299 6 років тому

      AnnieNorthman89 fggggg
      Hknjm

    • @nedeycriz2299
      @nedeycriz2299 6 років тому

      Jkhiutfbjjiu

    • @Amae33
      @Amae33 6 років тому +1

      AnnieNorthman89 Hey Beautiful Girl. Always the Sweetest 🌹 Have an Awesome Rest of Your Week. Your Fellow Immortal 😉

    • @AnnieNorthman89
      @AnnieNorthman89 6 років тому

      Pixie Girl 333 Thank you Pixie ^_^ Have yourself an awesome week as well.

  • @daughterofthewolf2252
    @daughterofthewolf2252 6 років тому

    Been waiting patiently for another video from you. Great work my dude.

  • @maxwellsworld4496
    @maxwellsworld4496 6 років тому +6

    I ate too many sweets during this vid😢 great narriation tho Lazy Masquerade ☺

    • @Narcellie
      @Narcellie 6 років тому

      I ate too many doritos. comfort eating haha

    • @maxwellsworld4496
      @maxwellsworld4496 6 років тому

      Lurking Lemonade 😂😂😂

  • @Gayredheadbitch94
    @Gayredheadbitch94 6 років тому +23

    If your significant other/crush attempts to mutilate your genitals or body in any way
    RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!!! GTFO!!!

  • @lillianaeclipse6163
    @lillianaeclipse6163 6 років тому

    I watched like 20 of your videos before I realized I hadn't subscribed yet. I love these!

  • @pelican1139
    @pelican1139 6 років тому +4

    yaaay more excuses to be single!! Thank you sir

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 6 років тому +2

    Omg, I've missed Lazy! This made my night.

  • @deltoasuka7085
    @deltoasuka7085 6 років тому +3

    Yass lazy has finally posted plz do more yandere

  • @BlackeyedBlonde
    @BlackeyedBlonde 6 років тому

    I love how you added the text on the screen during the creepy dialogue! It really emphasizes the spooky!

  • @ringzy
    @ringzy 6 років тому +5

    first story is very similar to your scary Mexico storys

  • @ethanjackson864
    @ethanjackson864 6 років тому +1

    “Ramona” had me in my deepest feelings

  • @IDABAYAREA650I
    @IDABAYAREA650I 6 років тому +39

    *What the fuck is the Thumbnail😂😂*

    • @ItsCamille735
      @ItsCamille735 6 років тому +6

      IDABAYAREA650I Pure art.

    • @ProfessorPancakes
      @ProfessorPancakes 6 років тому +8

      IDABAYAREA650I A common date night!

    • @IDABAYAREA650I
      @IDABAYAREA650I 6 років тому +2

      Maya Zulf *Bruh, Get tf Ouuutta here!!😂*

    • @MrJakeKale
      @MrJakeKale 6 років тому +5

      It's a small image, either a freeze frame or custom artwork, meant to catch your eye so you click on a video.
      Edit: Oh, what the fuck is _the_ Thumbnail. That I don't know.

    • @sarahfowler3217
      @sarahfowler3217 6 років тому

      IDABAYAREA650I licking

  • @MrsJasmyn45
    @MrsJasmyn45 6 років тому +2

    In the 3rd story, her gut feeling saved her life.

  • @blackmetalnazgul4519
    @blackmetalnazgul4519 6 років тому +4

    Lazy Masquerade > Mr. Nightmare
    fight me! :P

    • @MrPHBOY
      @MrPHBOY 6 років тому +1

      Black Metal Nazgul theyre both good

    • @blackmetalnazgul4519
      @blackmetalnazgul4519 6 років тому

      they are, but I know some fanboys might get pissed off and try to start a flame war with me.. lol

    • @energy9270
      @energy9270 6 років тому +2

      Black Metal Nazgul *Fights you*

    • @maurabrennan1417
      @maurabrennan1417 6 років тому +1

      FINISH HIM!!

    • @energy9270
      @energy9270 6 років тому +1

      Maura Brennan *Performs random insane button mashing, scripted model animation, yatta yatta yatta*
      FATALITY!

  • @strangeladae262
    @strangeladae262 6 років тому +1

    Got essays to type, and sleep to get rid of. Perfect timing, many thanks!

  • @heavenleigh9042
    @heavenleigh9042 6 років тому +2

    So much love for you Lazy!

  • @crystalingham5141
    @crystalingham5141 6 років тому +3

    Nice to see a new video from you lazy atleast we know you haven't forgotten us here ☺😊

  • @AwkwardBlackGal613
    @AwkwardBlackGal613 6 років тому +94

    Omg I'm 2 hours late. I'm so embarrassed 😳

    • @Amae33
      @Amae33 6 років тому +6

      TickleMeTrish 13 you are so loyal and awesome (I have noticed you around) and that's what matters Gorgeous Girl. So Smile and be proud. You clearly rock and have great taste and loyalty 🌻❤

    • @AwkwardBlackGal613
      @AwkwardBlackGal613 6 років тому +2

      Pixie Girl 333 Lol I try.

    • @Amae33
      @Amae33 6 років тому

      TickleMeTrish 13 lol your awesome ☺

    • @kuramayoko23
      @kuramayoko23 6 років тому +2

      I'm a day late, you're fine

    • @chr0maticalx958
      @chr0maticalx958 6 років тому

      Guess whose 2 weeks late! This guy loll.

  • @mdf0203
    @mdf0203 6 років тому +3

    Its been awhile since I've listened to a lazy masquerade video. And its splended.

  • @eccentricgamer4111
    @eccentricgamer4111 6 років тому +3

    Was studying for finals, but of course, listening to Lazy takes priority. ;)

    • @Narcellie
      @Narcellie 6 років тому

      yeah its a bit distracting haha

  • @skylasampson5141
    @skylasampson5141 6 років тому

    so happy 2 see your name in the notifications Lazy Masquerade! loved the stories and missed you ! u are the man.peace.

  • @emelyvargas2501
    @emelyvargas2501 6 років тому +12

    oh shit, Im going to Guadalajara this fucken month! What the fuck!

  • @Julysbrown
    @Julysbrown 6 років тому +1

    Got here as fast i could! I already pressed like ima watch it later

  • @goffrd137
    @goffrd137 6 років тому +5

    Obligatory comment for the UA-cam algorithm

  • @lemmythebulldog8812
    @lemmythebulldog8812 4 роки тому +1

    My ex gf stalked me for a month after I broke us up, and no I wasn’t seeing anyone else. After 2 years of a toxic relationship I needed to heal from it all so I focused on schoolwork and hanging out with friends instead. A couple times she was in places where we used to hangout. There’s a mall and movie theater that me and friends go to all the time, and she was there a couple times but I thought it was just coincidence. I tried not to make eye contact, but it seemed like wherever my friends went she was close by, so I ducked into a newbury comics store with my friend Devin. She didn’t walk into the store instead she sat down at a bench outside of the store. Me and devin waited for about 20 minutes, before she got up and walked away. Me and devin bolted out of the store in the opposite direction and called the rest of my friends on our phones and told them to regroup and get the fuck out of the mall.
    There were a few times where my neighbors had spotted a white suv during the night and it would just park outside of my house on the curb before driving away. My ex’s mom drove a white BMW X3. Then came the phone call that sent chills down my spine.
    An anonymous phone call, now I get bullshit phone calls for scams, or solar energy services all the time so I took it as it being that and decided to mess with them. But when I answered it all I heard was deep breathing and then the creepiest whisper I have ever heard said
    “If you ever go with someone else, I will make sure you and her are never happy, I hope your kids die in a car fire. You were meant for me and you know that, I’ll do everything I can to make sure you know”
    I wanted to delete the message and block her but instead I saved it and called her parents to which I played the message over the phone and they were horrified. They said they were incredibly sorry and I never heard from them again. From what I had last heard they sent my ex to a rehab facility