THE JOHN WICK KILL COUNTER | Keanu Reeves | 2015 [HD]

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  • Опубліковано 12 лют 2015
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    BEWARE SPOILERS!!!
    This video has been Rated R for crazy gun fu violence.
    Clips from 'John Wick' remains courtesy of Lionsgate Films, © TM and Copyright 2014
    'The John Wick Kill Counter - Keanu Reeves' is a non-profit project intended for entertainment purposes only. No copyright laws were intended to be broken. All rights to any material used remain courtesy of their respective owners.
    Edited by Nick DiNizio, © 2015
    #JohnWick #KillCounter #KeanuReeves
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  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 5 років тому +799

    John Wick: *kills 13 people*
    *Police come to his house*
    Also John Wick: “Evening Jimmy”

    • @munchertot9613
      @munchertot9613 5 років тому +58

      actually the police is there to confirm if the job was done not to arrest him thats why john asked him noise complaint.

    • @damianopichierri7072
      @damianopichierri7072 4 роки тому +10

      @@munchertot9613 nah hahha they just know each other

    • @munchertot9613
      @munchertot9613 4 роки тому +15

      @@damianopichierri7072 the word noise complaint means just checking, just like dinner reservation

    • @mrwasgehtsiedasan5521
      @mrwasgehtsiedasan5521 4 роки тому +7

      Hey if someone could explain: He killed 13 people in his house but when he calls the people that clean his house he says a table for 12 (but he killed 13 people but only wants them to pick up 12?)

    • @CyberLink70
      @CyberLink70 4 роки тому +2

      No, the cop just knows not to interfere with John’s business.

  • @RogueGT7
    @RogueGT7 8 років тому +2029

    John Wick the type of guy to set up a Private Match In Call of duty and put on Head Shots Only

    • @sancheezzzy2712
      @sancheezzzy2712 8 років тому +12

      Hahahahah

    • @thereisen2776
      @thereisen2776 7 років тому +7

      Rogue King true dat lol

    • @sancheezzzy2712
      @sancheezzzy2712 7 років тому +74

      John wick is the type of guy to pull a clutch game in S&D with all his teammates dead each round & He finds a way to come back to win 4.

    • @johnnysalery7383
      @johnnysalery7383 7 років тому +7

      Rogue King Well, he is an MLG/Assassin lol

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 6 років тому +2

      Rogue King lol

  • @perojalenarddeniel5574
    @perojalenarddeniel5574 5 років тому +4061

    When John Wick is joining the military
    General:"How many can you kill"
    John Wick:"How many do you have"

  • @SOMEdude7473
    @SOMEdude7473 5 років тому +3621

    Moral of the story: be nice to dogs.

  • @CosplaySlayer
    @CosplaySlayer 9 років тому +2474

    Scoreboard
    -------------------------------
    Player : John Wick
    Kills 70 : Deaths 0
    Flawless Victory
    vote for the next map

    • @Mina_Angel
      @Mina_Angel 9 років тому +36

      still a noob by CoD Standards *sarcasm*

    • @lolwut5552
      @lolwut5552 9 років тому +96

      f*cking camper

    • @StormX6
      @StormX6 9 років тому +60

      HAAAAX

    • @alexhamilton3522
      @alexhamilton3522 9 років тому +4

      Freddy Wong from RocketJump would still give him a run for his money.

    • @deadshot0908
      @deadshot0908 9 років тому +2

      CosplaySlayer fatality XD

  • @santiagoedwin715
    @santiagoedwin715 7 років тому +2803

    Me:how much did your mustang cost?
    John:76
    Me:76 Grand ?
    John: no 76 lives....

    • @SlattGlocko
      @SlattGlocko 5 років тому +27

      You’re a legend

    • @tonexlets2183
      @tonexlets2183 5 років тому +16

      no his mustang 75, his dog 1:losef tarasof

    • @maxcalix9195
      @maxcalix9195 5 років тому +4

      @@SlattGlocko I am

    • @keondavid7737
      @keondavid7737 5 років тому +1

      666 likes lol

    • @bakiretsu1351
      @bakiretsu1351 5 років тому

      this comment ruins the video. Now I don’t care about the count. This fuck nut gotta make a funny 💩 🦅

  • @lurker1245
    @lurker1245 5 років тому +3222

    One of the best things about JW is he actually reloads

    • @tangiblenoah2035
      @tangiblenoah2035 5 років тому +247

      Yes because normally in action movies the cops ammo is infiniye

    • @tangiblenoah2035
      @tangiblenoah2035 5 років тому +17

      Yes

    • @Metamine0
      @Metamine0 5 років тому +84

      tangible noah
      Yeah, and even when they do reload, it's like after 30 shots with a pistol

    • @lurker1245
      @lurker1245 5 років тому +72

      @@Metamine0 30 round mags do exist for pistols

    • @Metamine0
      @Metamine0 5 років тому +29

      Operation Blackout fighting against Oh Yeah Yeahs!
      Yeah, but often the guns and mags aren't big enough to hold all this bullets

  • @Vindalfir88
    @Vindalfir88 5 років тому +1234

    Death: the time has come
    John Wick:Who is there ?
    Death: OH i am sorry sir have a nice day

    • @alilirara
      @alilirara 5 років тому +19

      WolfRex-ALPHA WRL poor death, John wick won't allow him from doing his job

    • @max5pop708
      @max5pop708 5 років тому +6

      ​@@alilirara John Wick is a emissary of death

    • @YLR222
      @YLR222 5 років тому +17

      Jonathan doesn´t talk to himself, man

    • @simsuannu4928
      @simsuannu4928 5 років тому +1

      @@YLR222 i like this one..

    • @nelsonmatamoros7084
      @nelsonmatamoros7084 5 років тому +1

      new chuck norris

  • @KevinLuWX
    @KevinLuWX 5 років тому +1182

    I like how he doesn't go into dramatic fights. He just shoots and kills if he can

    • @yourmomsgay7802
      @yourmomsgay7802 5 років тому +22

      Kevin Lu WX at the end of the movie in John wick he did

    • @purgatory671
      @purgatory671 5 років тому +6

      Your moms Gay what? I just watched John Wick 3, and you are very incorrect.

    • @littleyeet714
      @littleyeet714 5 років тому +18

      @@purgatory671 ye is talking about the first movie

    • @TheLordOfUnder
      @TheLordOfUnder 5 років тому

      And he actual reloads

    • @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175
      @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 5 років тому

      @@yourmomsgay7802 Nope. The guy at the end doesn't get the chance to finish his monologue.

  • @ryantyanmyan2528
    @ryantyanmyan2528 5 років тому +3818

    How to fight like John Wick:
    Step 1) Shoot anything but the head
    Step 2) Shoot the head

    • @calebsmith7096
      @calebsmith7096 5 років тому +57

      you had to be like deadpool. He did shoot the head. And he used everything to kill them quickly!

    • @nickwolf6544
      @nickwolf6544 5 років тому +270

      He shoots the body so they don't move, then the head to get a certain kill.

    • @velvetra29
      @velvetra29 5 років тому +200

      Step 1 : to immobilize the target.
      Step 2 : to kill / confirming the kill.

    • @NordicNer
      @NordicNer 5 років тому +93

      Getting headshots isn't as easy as its made out to be in videogames.
      It's called the "Failure Drill", a technique I believe police officers in America are trained to do. The technique is used when you're faced with a threat that needs to be stopped ASAP. You fire two rounds into the main body of the target and if this *_fails_* to stop the target, due to factors like body armor, drugs, adrenaline or simply bad shots, you should then take the more difficult shot to the head.
      There's a few varying theories on it, but the basic of it is to absolutely assure that the target wont get up again as you may not be in a situation where you can consider the factors listed above. As someone else said, firing into the body may not kill them but can at least stop them so it is easier to to line up a shot to the head, which can be especially helpful if the target has a firearm of their own. It's not advised to carefully aim for the head while you yourself are getting shot at.

    • @95nhatnguyen
      @95nhatnguyen 5 років тому +38

      but Thanos said: You should go for the head???

  • @NeoDBL
    @NeoDBL 5 років тому +3162

    How to fight John Wick
    (Step One) Dodge his bullets
    (Step Two) Get in Close with a knife
    (Step Three) Stab Him in the neck
    (Step 4) Realize You Died at Step one

    • @acw4power_388
      @acw4power_388 5 років тому +80

      Unknown Bastard step 5 repeat 75 more times

    • @dzakwanarif8914
      @dzakwanarif8914 5 років тому +49

      @@acw4power_388 john wick,i've come to bargain🤣🤣

    • @momsaccount4033
      @momsaccount4033 5 років тому +23

      @@dzakwanarif8914 This won't work really, if there is one thing I can tell you about John is that he is PERSISTENT... he could easily go on a few thousand years of time loops before he even gets a little annoyed lol
      For people who have no idea what I am talking about watch Doctor Strange

    • @thomasg7060
      @thomasg7060 5 років тому +10

      U forgot to bring a pencil

    • @obiwankenobi8184
      @obiwankenobi8184 5 років тому +13

      (Step 4) Realize you in heaven already

  • @naka8899
    @naka8899 5 років тому +328

    EVERYBODY BE GANGSTA TILL THE PENCIL GETS SHARPENED

  • @AK-hj6xv
    @AK-hj6xv 6 років тому +2073

    Scary thing about John wick is, he confirms his kills so you can't even fake your death so he don't kill ya😣

    • @LordCommanderJonSnow
      @LordCommanderJonSnow 6 років тому +300

      sometimes he even shot their head twice, once is not enuf hahahaa

    • @jomontanee
      @jomontanee 5 років тому +208

      That's what I really admire the writer and the director for much-thought work. They make their "action/fantasy" film to be believable with these little details. That's why John Wick becomes very high valued franchise. Kudo to them!!!

    • @slgdiversity6486
      @slgdiversity6486 5 років тому +46

      @@jomontanee Yeah, they can really convince us that somewhere out there, there's a John Wick roaming around. I don't just mean like serial killers, I mean like John Wick.

    • @Cazanu417
      @Cazanu417 5 років тому +53

      He literally does that because there is a 1% probability to survive a headshot its insane

    • @zman360auz
      @zman360auz 5 років тому +45

      _ Grrr cause John Wick watched Zombieland and knows the double tap rule

  • @stalinwasballin338
    @stalinwasballin338 8 років тому +618

    This movie is an instant classic.

  • @thejollyg4mer
    @thejollyg4mer 5 років тому +3214

    John: *joins server*
    Player 1: ha! Just one player! We got this, I bet he’s a noob
    Player 2: what’s his name?
    Player 1: John Wick, even has a stupid name
    Player 2: *leaves the server*
    Player 3: *leaves the server*
    Player 4: *leaves the server*
    Player 5: *leaves the server*
    Player 1: Guys?

    • @flywithleo21
      @flywithleo21 5 років тому +112

      Underrated comment

    • @wolfboy20
      @wolfboy20 5 років тому +203

      John Wick: Omae Wa Mou Shinderu
      Player 1: Nani???

    • @Dres2000
      @Dres2000 5 років тому +46

      John: HEY, what's that about me being called a noob?
      Player 1: Uh...

    • @Extremefighters
      @Extremefighters 5 років тому +109

      Server leaves the server..

    • @T-74
      @T-74 5 років тому +72

      *server has shut down*

  • @MagicTankGaming
    @MagicTankGaming 5 років тому +73

    Criminal: Don't you wanna hear my last words?
    John Wick: I just did.

  • @Yes-ei8jv
    @Yes-ei8jv 6 років тому +205

    2:44
    John Wick : "Hold on lemme just Reload while you suffer unbearable pain."

  • @snomangaming
    @snomangaming 9 років тому +1829

    John Wick 2: "Last time they killed his dog, this time, they're coming for his cat."

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 6 років тому +35

      Why would anybody care if there cat was killed? Id go out and thank the guy.

    • @ChaseIron
      @ChaseIron 6 років тому +108

      John Wick 3: “Fluffy the cat is dead, now they come for Chester the Hamster, all shall fear Johns wrath”

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 6 років тому +60

      AbysmalGaming and that’s why no one likes you.

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 6 років тому +2

      NotAMethDealer Lol. You like cats, Scrub boi.

    • @hampehopptheroyal3226
      @hampehopptheroyal3226 6 років тому +16

      Actually the bad guy blow up his house this time...

  • @Renkcub
    @Renkcub 5 років тому +463

    Thanos: the only way to eliminate half the universe is with snapping.
    John Wick: hold my dog

    • @mythgravenn
      @mythgravenn 5 років тому +6

      wait who killed my dog*

    • @sreekanthr2
      @sreekanthr2 5 років тому +4

      @@mythgravenn thanos snaps himself and brings back doggo*

    • @TheLordOfUnder
      @TheLordOfUnder 5 років тому +3

      John Wick : Hold my dead dog

    • @ukilledmydog9628
      @ukilledmydog9628 5 років тому +1

      ...

    • @ronmagdalera5479
      @ronmagdalera5479 5 років тому +1

      I’m pretty sure can kill half the universe by also snapping

  • @minus6585
    @minus6585 5 років тому +243

    What did you do ?
    Kill his dog
    What did it cost ?
    Viggo: everything

    • @kr4qqen127
      @kr4qqen127 3 роки тому +1

      Also Viggo: bleeding on the floor dead

  • @paulgregorovich43
    @paulgregorovich43 8 років тому +444

    is it just me or does James Bond look like an amateur compared to John Wick

    • @JC-fo9bj
      @JC-fo9bj 8 років тому +66

      +Paul Gregorovich because James Bond is an alcoholic, and a womanizer with a license to kill.

    • @brutes23334
      @brutes23334 8 років тому +2

      +Paul Gregorovich DAFUQ is James Bond? lol

    • @mosesmosestv
      @mosesmosestv 8 років тому +33

      John Wick vs James Bond vs Jason Bourne: fight!

    • @gizmoduck4292
      @gizmoduck4292 8 років тому +7

      +mosesmosestv man you have the best fuckin ideas

    • @granknight
      @granknight 8 років тому +4

      +mosesmosestv it's unfair jason is a super human lol

  • @pingking9936
    @pingking9936 5 років тому +806

    Robbers: This is a robbery.
    John Wick: This is John Wick.
    Robbers: Oops wrong number!
    *It was the right number*

    • @robertolebron2296
      @robertolebron2296 5 років тому +8

      Ping King but picked up the wrong phone

    • @pingking9936
      @pingking9936 5 років тому +6

      Roberto Lebron BINGO!

    • @alebs4349
      @alebs4349 5 років тому +4

      I love how you specified that that was the right number

    • @ExpandedEye-zj4ht
      @ExpandedEye-zj4ht 5 років тому

      @@alebs4349 to me it destroyed the joke + who the fuck calls and says its a robbery

    • @Ragna___
      @Ragna___ 5 років тому

      @@ExpandedEye-zj4ht Maybe he was referring to the street sign?.........

  • @mugensamurai
    @mugensamurai 5 років тому +161

    Just another day for John Wick.

    • @jasontodd2586
      @jasontodd2586 5 років тому +1

      Yeah don’t I hate it when Bad guys kill my Doggo and have to kill them all

  • @TheBoomamatic
    @TheBoomamatic 5 років тому +478

    Also note that Johns been out of the business for some years.
    Imagine what he would be like in his prime. No wonder he was called the Boogey Man

    • @morc9143
      @morc9143 5 років тому +74

      He's the one who kills the boogey man

    • @jfkshotfirst7723
      @jfkshotfirst7723 5 років тому +26

      SmexyRula that’s why they need to make a prequel about his impossible task

    • @juliusDOR
      @juliusDOR 5 років тому +7

      The whole "Trilogie" is bullshit 😂 no one would kill as many people as he did and just survive 😂😂😂 like in the chirch. The guy on the top, could've shot him like 4-5 times while he was killing the people 😂 trash ass character and movies 🚮😂🎥

    • @DLkiba
      @DLkiba 5 років тому +1

      @@user-nr7yn8co1w John wick 3 already released you boomer

    • @DLkiba
      @DLkiba 5 років тому +1

      @@achrafelhsaina7623 you're* your* grammar*

  • @TheHippieGunner
    @TheHippieGunner 7 років тому +918

    FBI: Did you think killing all these people is okay?
    John: They killed my dog.
    News: "All charges dropped against John Wick today as he volunteers at the humane society."

    • @wanderingwade8877
      @wanderingwade8877 7 років тому +72

      I get it now, John Wick is just an animal activist trying to make the world a better place.

    • @mr222gaz
      @mr222gaz 7 років тому +48

      The Hippie Gunner dude, it wasnt just a dog... it was a fucking PUPPY! how the fuck do you hurt/kill a puppy.... all they do is spread love
      :/

    • @insertnamehere2653
      @insertnamehere2653 6 років тому +30

      The Hippie Gunner I imagine him just telling them his name. I tell you the scene I have in my mind:
      FBI-agent: Did you kill all these people
      John: Jup
      FBI-agent: So what do you have to say to your defense?
      John: Selfdefense in some cases and they killed my dog
      FBI-agent: You can't kill people because of that
      John: Do you know who I am?
      FBI-agent: John Wick
      John: Wrong, I am THE John Wick
      FBI-agent: Oh
      John: And I only killed Mafiapeople
      FBI-agent: How many of the Mafia?
      John: All of them
      FBI-agent: Care to join us?

    • @Wulf715
      @Wulf715 6 років тому

      John was already a criminal, he just was under the FBI's radar, and I doubt he got found out even after this movie.

    • @lokied4663
      @lokied4663 5 років тому +8

      I'd kill 76 people for a puppy plus that was the last present from his wife

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 6 років тому +487

    I love how the cop came over and he already knew what was up.
    "Hey John...."
    "Hey Jimmy...."
    *sees corpses*
    "You uh.... Working again?"
    When I actually watched the movie I just started laughing.
    I was like *WTF DO YOU MEAN BY "AGAIN"*

    • @adrian-uy7jx
      @adrian-uy7jx 5 років тому +12

      Kobe Kola he used to be a hitman

    • @dominiccaciappo970
      @dominiccaciappo970 5 років тому +11

      @@adrian-uy7jx Lol the confusion in the comments is most likely due to cops knowing he is an assassin and not doing anything about it, which is kinda saying that cops or some cops are in the know, anyone familiar with free masons probably understand this.

    • @xysg1
      @xysg1 5 років тому +6

      Because nobody can stop JW... not even the police

    • @cinchezaaron7795
      @cinchezaaron7795 5 років тому +8

      The Cop meant about John Wick wiping out an entire Mafia out of existence by himself in the past, when he was still working for Losef's Father

  • @asmrs5889
    @asmrs5889 5 років тому +88

    Producer-so how many guys you want to kill in the movie?
    Director-yes

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 5 років тому +118

    Keanu level 1: Bruh
    Keanu level 50: I know kung-fu
    Keanu level ♾: ....... *picks up pencil*

  • @SciencePlusComedyEquals
    @SciencePlusComedyEquals 9 років тому +208

    That club scene's audio is done so well in how the music seems to change the action. It reminds me of the club scene in the first Blade movie.

    • @Bamulas
      @Bamulas 9 років тому +15

      and in Collateral

    • @insertnamehere2653
      @insertnamehere2653 6 років тому +1

      Also at first when he is doing the kills silently, he is in a room where calm music is being played, then Iosef runs into a party with (of course) other music and John follows. In my opinion the change of music was done perfectly and underlines the actions

  • @dznutz50123
    @dznutz50123 9 років тому +861

    kills 76 people for one dog aspca should hire this man

    • @StefanLake88
      @StefanLake88 9 років тому +113

      If he did it to save a dog and then killed it himself, he could work for PETA.

    • @Smirnoff67
      @Smirnoff67 9 років тому +2

      Stefan L PETA is not what you think ..

    • @charlesrodriguez3657
      @charlesrodriguez3657 9 років тому +40

      Smirnoff67 no, peta is not what YOU think

    • @StefanLake88
      @StefanLake88 9 років тому +17

      Smirnoff67 They kill most of the animals they "save". veterinarynews.dvm360.com/groups-call-peta-reduce-high-euthanasia-rate

    • @Smirnoff67
      @Smirnoff67 9 років тому +1

      @Stefan L
      Oh sorry, i did a bad reading of your first message, it's what i wanted to say first, my bad !

  • @alliancedricc2206
    @alliancedricc2206 5 років тому +40

    Jimmy: Hey John,
    John: Hey Jimmy,
    Jimmy: You uh, back at working?

  • @Lycoriste
    @Lycoriste 5 років тому +345

    Zero deaths.
    Best KDA ever.

    • @Lycoriste
      @Lycoriste 5 років тому

      yung god . Fax . I’ll have to give u this one.

    • @walkinggaming7348
      @walkinggaming7348 5 років тому

      Stalin killed more than hitler

    • @kamoinar1905
      @kamoinar1905 5 років тому +5

      @@DLkiba no, Hitler died, John Wick didn't and therefore his KD is 0.

    • @jimi7837
      @jimi7837 4 роки тому +3

      @@DLkibabut hitler didn't kill anybody with his own hands, it was his teammates

    • @DLkiba
      @DLkiba 4 роки тому

      @@jimi7837 what do you think the A stands for IN KDA? Kill/Deaths/Assists

  • @xweert711
    @xweert711 9 років тому +23

    "Noise complaint?"
    "Noise complaint."
    That made me laugh a little too hard..

  • @hollismarshall
    @hollismarshall 9 років тому +84

    For all those saying he did it for a dog, it's not just about the dog it's about how they took away the last gift from his dead wife to help him grieve over her loss, it's like them pissin on her grave, even if they didn't know who he was it was just plain out disrespectful just because he didn't want to sell his car....I mean just put your self in his shoes the woman that was the love of your life that gave you a reason to quit a dangerous lifestyle and live happily instead of just killing people just died and she loves you so much she gave you a puppy to help give you some comfort and then some random jackass bashes it's head in...who wouldn't wanna go on a killing spree to find that random jackass

    • @kimi1845
      @kimi1845 6 років тому +2

      Nova Marshall im with you on this because im in a deep relationship right now and if i got something like a dog from my spouse, i would cherish it for the rest of my long living days

    • @tiredpapi
      @tiredpapi 6 років тому

      She didn't known John's past, but she knew he woulf be depressed and alone because he doesn't have family.

    • @theroastedgamer4175
      @theroastedgamer4175 6 років тому

      No one gives a shit it's for the action

    • @fluxtwee2804
      @fluxtwee2804 6 років тому +2

      Regardless they killed a dog....Id do it for the dog...

  • @innerchildthatisverytouchi1417
    @innerchildthatisverytouchi1417 5 років тому +40

    Thanos: I am inevitable
    John Wick: Appears
    Ant Man: Baba Yaga

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 4 роки тому +1

      Santos would be dead in two seconds if John wick appeared out of nowhere.
      No one would have time to say anything

  • @randallphillips5780
    @randallphillips5780 5 років тому +46

    Kills 13 in the house but makes reservation for dinner for 12.

    • @rebel3353
      @rebel3353 5 років тому +6

      randall phillips 7/8 were the same person

    • @youknowmyname9606
      @youknowmyname9606 3 роки тому +1

      @@rebel3353 how? No it wasn't

  • @Outamyhead
    @Outamyhead 9 років тому +171

    "Hire John Wick, to stop Mayhem...Like me".

    • @patmacrotch5611
      @patmacrotch5611 9 років тому

      I watched that whole movie like "why the fuck does that guy seem so familiar!! who is he??" Lol... now I know!!

    • @ManBearPigLOL
      @ManBearPigLOL 9 років тому

      Its better if you don't explain jokes

    • @ComicDude0208
      @ComicDude0208 9 років тому +2

      ManBearPigLOL um, where did he ever explain the joke? To me, it looked like he "commented" on the video (hence the "comments section"

    • @Outamyhead
      @Outamyhead 9 років тому

      Josh Mclaughlin
      I edited it, after the small complaint...It was more for the people who don't live in the US.

    • @wiiztec
      @wiiztec 9 років тому +3

      Outamyhead If you hang around mayham your entire crime empire will end up destroyed

  • @DuetchJunger
    @DuetchJunger 9 років тому +1559

    I too, would go on a murderous revenge fueled rampage if someone killed my dog.

    • @SciencePlusComedyEquals
      @SciencePlusComedyEquals 9 років тому +181

      ***** oooooh, pay close attention kids! Here we see someone projecting their insecurities onto others in the wild, fascinating!

    • @DuetchJunger
      @DuetchJunger 9 років тому +63

      ***** you lack finesse and talent. you call yourself a troll? you keep using the same old shit. come up with some new material. ya fuckin scrub

    • @TalkSickMass
      @TalkSickMass 9 років тому

      especially with a dying wife and a hatred for killing.

    • @RIDWAN1337
      @RIDWAN1337 9 років тому +9

      So you're saying "it was just a f'ing..." That's what Iosef said, and see what happened to him.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 9 років тому +5

      Dogs are awesome

  • @zakunzyt1435
    @zakunzyt1435 5 років тому +95

    Bad guys: John wick is out of ammo let’s get him.
    John Wick: *pulls out a pillow.
    Bad guys: 😱😵

    • @jasontodd2586
      @jasontodd2586 5 років тому +11

      Zakunz YT Bad Guys: he’s out of ammo let’s get him
      John wick: pulls out piece of hair
      Bad guys: 😭😭😭😭😔😱😵

    • @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175
      @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 5 років тому +4

      Bad guys: He's out of ammo! Kill him!
      John Wick: Pulls out a feather
      Bad Guys: rUn bItCh rUuUuUnNnN!!!

    • @osncw2846
      @osncw2846 5 років тому +2

      Jason Hong pulls out air xD

    • @mateomusacchio6988
      @mateomusacchio6988 4 роки тому

      A pencil sharpener

  • @Jonny-Wang
    @Jonny-Wang 5 років тому +216

    76 human lives for 1 Dog life...is fair deal

  • @grosezero8834
    @grosezero8834 8 років тому +579

    I guess he loved his dog

    • @yakup3078
      @yakup3078 6 років тому +59

      Yes i did

    • @Razorx-bq8rw
      @Razorx-bq8rw 6 років тому +18

      I probably do the same if you they kill ma doggo

    • @johnhenderson3484
      @johnhenderson3484 6 років тому +18

      That dog was all he had in life

    • @bumpyburrito6635
      @bumpyburrito6635 6 років тому +10

      His only way of closure after his wife’s death.

    • @raccoonwithstupidity5773
      @raccoonwithstupidity5773 6 років тому +3

      Strange... john’s dog died easily (no offense) my dog survived a shot in the neck, bullet then went down to his left front paw, and survived. Hmm...

  • @BitcoinMotorist
    @BitcoinMotorist 7 років тому +145

    He killed 69 people to avenge his dog and 7 people to avenge Marcus.

    • @StardustGalaxyGG
      @StardustGalaxyGG 5 років тому +17

      because there were only 6 people protecting viggo. If there was more they'd still die regardless.

    • @sniperlengendery871
      @sniperlengendery871 5 років тому

      Bitcoin Motorist q

    • @arthurmorgan502
      @arthurmorgan502 5 років тому +2

      Bitcoin Motorist he killed most of the people because they were protecting the guy who killed the dog

    • @gabefriend5846
      @gabefriend5846 5 років тому

      Nice

    • @cloverdove
      @cloverdove 5 років тому

      he really must have loved that dog

  • @duwung6121
    @duwung6121 5 років тому +20

    how to fight like john wick :
    1.Watch John Wick
    2. Try to fight like John Wick
    3.Cry in a corner 😂😂

  • @lt.branwulfram4794
    @lt.branwulfram4794 5 років тому +32

    You just gotta enjoy the satisfying 'shing' sound his gun makes.

  • @SirDavidPaladin
    @SirDavidPaladin 8 років тому +238

    Keanu really wants to kill Theon Greyjoy for betraying the Starks.

  • @tronclay
    @tronclay 8 років тому +236

    I like the gun fighting in this movie, seems a lot more realistic than most other movie gunfights.

    • @Darkl3y
      @Darkl3y 8 років тому +20

      How in the ever living fuck is this in any way realistic other than the fact he reloads

    • @tronclay
      @tronclay 8 років тому +117

      +RazTheGoblin The way he holds the firearms, the way he fires the guns using controlled pairs and "hammers" (two shots in quick succession, aka, double taps), the way he fires 1 or 2 shots to center mass (location of major organs including heart and lungs) and then finishes up with a shot to the head to make sure the threat is down for good. He uses his offhand to control the threats and keep them at a distance while using his gun hand to end them. He keeps the pistol close to his body when fighting threats that are up close instead of stretching his arm all the way out to shoot a guy that's 3 feet away that could grab onto the gun and get it away from him/prevent him from firing it. When reloading he also uses his offhand to release the slide manually instead of hitting the slide release button like they always do in Hollywood movies. And the reloading too, like you said, he seems to actually reload every 15 rounds or so instead of some bullshit movies where the guy fires 18 shots out of a revolver that couldn't possibly hold more than 6 rounds, etc... Even the hand to hand fighting is pretty decent, he uses actual realistic strikes like hammer fists and uses his whole body to fight, like when he uses his cuffs to strangle the guy and uses his legs, shoulders and back to apply pressure and lock in the hold.Im not saying its as real as it gets im just saying its a lot more realistic than a lot of other Hollywood movies that go totally unrealistic bullshit mode like the matrix, or shooting down helicopters with a pistol like in one of the newer Die Hards.

    • @Darkl3y
      @Darkl3y 8 років тому

      +tronclay true but I don't think that's how a real gunfight would go down lol to ninja for real life

    • @tronclay
      @tronclay 8 років тому +53

      +RazTheGoblin Like I said, "a lot more realistic than most other movie gunfights." I didn't claim this is exactly how gunfighting works in real life bud.

    • @Darkl3y
      @Darkl3y 8 років тому +6

      +tronclay gotcha

  • @lorex7157
    @lorex7157 5 років тому +49

    Round one, best player: John Wick 76 kill streak
    Worst player: Russian mafia

  • @ENRINIC
    @ENRINIC 5 років тому +47

    John wick's Dog will be Proud of him.

  • @daraghorban
    @daraghorban 8 років тому +423

    thats alot of dinner reservations

    • @CaryetteSharpe
      @CaryetteSharpe 8 років тому +15

      LMAO!!!!!

    • @randomness1577
      @randomness1577 7 років тому +1

      Brettoelii Ervis 76 likes on your comment

    • @PSC4.1
      @PSC4.1 6 років тому +1

      Well they'll be joining Richter at the party

  • @atryan1125
    @atryan1125 8 років тому +129

    6:42 - He wanted to say "It was just a fucking prank"

    • @preddapredda6560
      @preddapredda6560 8 років тому +14

      +Atryan ಹೆರಾಲ್ಡ್ I think he wanted to say 'it was just a fucking dog" :D

    • @ryguy5436
      @ryguy5436 8 років тому +4

      He's a Russian Ethan Bradberry.

    • @odinoczka
      @odinoczka 8 років тому +3

      Funny cause it sounds to me like the beginning of "Go fuck yourself" ("Idi na hui" - though I'm not good at russian)

    • @atryan1125
      @atryan1125 8 років тому +3

      Schwalbe yeah he said "idi nahui" but they translated it into "it was just a fucking..."

    • @ThePointlessBox_
      @ThePointlessBox_ 7 років тому +6

      it was actually translated wrong, in russian he actually said ''fuck off'' or ''go fuck yourself''

  • @cloudcat436
    @cloudcat436 5 років тому +115

    How to be like John Wick
    1st: Don't be like Thor

  • @artemis2947
    @artemis2947 5 років тому +205

    They should make a bullet count for how many bullets John wick used

    • @adrian-uy7jx
      @adrian-uy7jx 5 років тому +23

      He used the exact same about of bullets as kills lol that’s how good his accuracy is

    • @NeoDBL
      @NeoDBL 5 років тому +24

      Existence Some Enemies he Emptied More than one Shot into

    • @maierd6080
      @maierd6080 5 років тому +4

      Well you could just go by the sound

    • @artemis2947
      @artemis2947 5 років тому +6

      @@maierd6080 True, you could but why would you waste your time counting it yourself when some one can do it for you

    • @Violetcas97
      @Violetcas97 5 років тому +8

      302

  • @GRIM2819
    @GRIM2819 9 років тому +388

    77 one guy you missed... He killed the bodyguard overing the door in the locker room. Other then the 2 guys.

    • @NickDiNizio
      @NickDiNizio  9 років тому +88

      Shane Smith your right I remember watching the movie again after i made this and caught it... so pissed lol

    • @moviebodycounts
      @moviebodycounts 9 років тому +3

      Shane Smith Good catch, didn't even notice that one for some reason

    • @Blackout875th
      @Blackout875th 9 років тому +11

      He didnt kill kevin nash.

    • @SeargentFirestone
      @SeargentFirestone 9 років тому +5

      Shane Smith On the other hand - he counted that one guy in the mansion scene as two kills, but it's the same dude, there is just a cut in it. He missed one and counted another one as two, so it makes up for it. :P

    • @Supreme_Court.
      @Supreme_Court. 9 років тому +17

      +Shane Smith Actually 76 is the right number, because even though he missed the bodyguard at the door, he counted 7 and 8 as two kills when it was really one. So it adds up to the right amount overall. As long as everyone in that SUV that fell actually died haha

  • @letuan2138
    @letuan2138 8 років тому +19

    In the next one John is killed, and the Dog takes on the entire mafia

  • @buchi6004
    @buchi6004 4 роки тому +7

    "Hey Jimmy"
    "Hey John"
    "Noise complaint?"
    "Noise complaint."
    Here kids is a smart way to counter John Wick.

  • @digbick4937
    @digbick4937 4 роки тому +8

    "Alright, he's outta ammo let's get him!"
    *John pulls off his belt*
    "Oh no"

  • @TheLitinz
    @TheLitinz 9 років тому +196

    In the next movie his dog gets killed again, calling it.

    • @matthewwise9318
      @matthewwise9318 9 років тому +13

      I'm hoping its about him when he was in the assassin group thing.

    • @dlwndwls
      @dlwndwls 9 років тому +11

      Matthew wise
      It has to be an original story/prequel. Has to be.

    • @masonpeters8835
      @masonpeters8835 9 років тому +2

      It's actually going to be a gerbil. The antagonist will no doubt Richard Gere it, causing great rage in Wick. Mark this.

    • @LostKeyss
      @LostKeyss 9 років тому +71

      In the next movie he'll stub his toe on an ikea desk and take down the entire ikea chain.

    • @lichtsuchender
      @lichtsuchender 9 років тому +7

      no no, it will be his cat and he will decimate a small country... and the internet will help him.

  • @SargeRho
    @SargeRho 8 років тому +179

    Moral of the story: Mess with a man's dog, and you're fucked.

    • @themiamiman1393
      @themiamiman1393 8 років тому +8

      Moral of the story: if you see John wick may you rest in peace

    • @Frizzlecrank
      @Frizzlecrank 8 років тому +1

      +Sarge Rho Daisy's death hit me because I have a beagle too and once she was just like that as well.
      Brb, crying.

  • @Craigster_
    @Craigster_ 5 років тому +15

    5:47 who needs Allstate when you have John With to take care of Mayhem for you?

  • @JACCO20082012
    @JACCO20082012 5 років тому +10

    That beat drop when he walks into the dance floor is epic.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 6 років тому +97

    Give John Wick a Pencil and a sharpener and he’ll make something out of it.

    • @neonjaca8241
      @neonjaca8241 5 років тому +3

      Yeah he can make dead guys with it

    • @guideau72
      @guideau72 5 років тому +2

      He do not meed to sharpen it

    • @denkithekermit644
      @denkithekermit644 5 років тому

      Stephen Reed John wick 2 kills people with a pencil
      John wick 3 kills people with a book

  • @cryshygaming8793
    @cryshygaming8793 6 років тому +148

    They killed his dog
    He killed 76 of them 👏👏👏👏

  • @jonnyyplayss8973
    @jonnyyplayss8973 5 років тому +412

    This is how much headshots John wick got edit:thx for so much likes
    👇🏿

  • @jongenix1631
    @jongenix1631 5 років тому +71

    Me when 76 kids call John Wick the fortnite guy

  • @rm5537
    @rm5537 9 років тому +18

    the thing that really did it for me were the gun fight scenes where he had to reload. you dont see that type of thing a lot in other action movies

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp 9 років тому +12

    in the sequel, when a villain spills coffee on John's favorite shirt at starbucks, he embarks on a quest for revenge that will leave a trail of bodies in his wake.

  • @saitarunaili3370
    @saitarunaili3370 5 років тому +14

    302 shots fired, 128 confirmed kills (including two with pencil), 104 headshots!

    • @crims0n922
      @crims0n922 4 роки тому

      Sãï Tårûñ Áìlì did you seriously count them?

  • @deletedaccount1273
    @deletedaccount1273 5 років тому +4

    2:26 Is just incredible.
    It's stylish, the music is top-notch, and Wick only expresses a single phrase:
    " *DEATH COMES TO YOU* ."

  • @saketg5954
    @saketg5954 9 років тому +23

    Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you.

  • @GCAssassin121
    @GCAssassin121 7 років тому +61

    He only kills twelve in his house at the beginning. After the scene he makes a "dinner reservation" for 12

    • @RaySpartan315
      @RaySpartan315 6 років тому +1

      Fassinger Airsoft Yeah but if you count properly, it’s actually 13 people. A lot of people have argued about this, and I think they just made a mistake. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @eddiharyanto8511
      @eddiharyanto8511 5 років тому +5

      For 12 dinner reservation for 12 coin of gold, u got 1 free for bonus...

  • @Maverick-ee7uc
    @Maverick-ee7uc 5 років тому +254

    John Wick 3: Parabellum* May 17 : 019
    Should be
    Can't wait 4 scene, where he'll load his sniper rifle with a focking pencil*

  • @TheOriginalDogass
    @TheOriginalDogass 3 роки тому +4

    I love how the blood splatter from headshots is realistic, and there isn’t just a giant pool of blood from it

  • @ibringnegativity
    @ibringnegativity 9 років тому +63

    I want a prequel to this movie not a sequel. I want to see how John wick become a legend. And who did want to see how John wick kill 3 dudes in a bar using a pencil.

    • @linkxsc
      @linkxsc 9 років тому +7

      ibringnegativity I wanna see 2 movies. How he became the legend, and 1 about the "impossible task" he had to pull off to get "out"

    • @allbottledup9513
      @allbottledup9513 6 років тому +1

      ibringnegativity With a *FUCKING PENCIL* Gotta give him credit cause WHO THE FUCK CAN DO THAT

    • @kenincherian1283
      @kenincherian1283 6 років тому

      Ginger Returns
      The joker killed a dude with a pencil

    • @Darkness251
      @Darkness251 6 років тому

      Kenin, Well the Joker just did a magic trick

  • @prime9696
    @prime9696 8 років тому +46

    This is what happens when you kill a retired assasins puppy.....

  • @hulem98
    @hulem98 5 років тому +7

    Soldier 76: i got you in my sight
    John: what did you say?
    Soldier 76: nvm

  • @geetagautam8771
    @geetagautam8771 4 роки тому +3

    my friend : deadliest weapon?
    me : whichever john wick has in his hands.

  • @chrisrichardson4693
    @chrisrichardson4693 7 років тому +69

    i just watched this movie and here's my review: first off over all 9.5/10 movie.
    the lighting and the way the colors blended in the scenes really set the tone for the movie and how the scene would end up. in the beginning it was nice with lots of lights. then gray when his wife died. before he killed anyone the lighting would be nice and bright and as he began his spree became darker setting the tone. the blues and maroons were a nice touch. the settings were also very nice and beautiful even as they were being destroyed. kind of like johns life. loser's father (forgot his name) was a likeable character. the music and sound FX were very nice and fit perfect with the overall mood and story. the action was more than action, you weren't just witnessing it, you were there. the way that people died and how john killed was very natural and real. he didn't just kill and keep going there were obstacles like making sure they were dead and unlike a lot of 'hero's' he made sure they were dead, even if they had 3 bullets in their stomach he made sure they got one to the head.
    characters: 7/10
    acting: 8/10
    soundtrack: 10/10
    FX: 9/10
    settings: 9/10
    shots and camera: 9/10
    this was a really well put together movie and I think Keanu reeves was a great choice.
    I recommend this to anyone looking for a good movie
    9.4/10

    • @cartoonken5060
      @cartoonken5060 5 років тому

      nice

    • @raidrenix649
      @raidrenix649 5 років тому

      It was so fucking good. I wasn't expecting much of it but it surprised

    • @kanishkshukla6510
      @kanishkshukla6510 5 років тому

      @aristotle quime so that's it's biodegradable.

  • @themoose579
    @themoose579 6 років тому +78

    Wow, he killed 76 people just for stealing his car and killing his last memory of his dead wife/girlfriend

    • @cloverdove
      @cloverdove 5 років тому +28

      remove the ''just''

    • @troyami
      @troyami 5 років тому +1

      Doggo

  • @MrSoBitchy
    @MrSoBitchy 3 роки тому +2

    I love how such a wholesome person plays a super badass

  • @pancankles_1906
    @pancankles_1906 5 років тому +2

    How to be John Wick:
    1) Shoot the body twice
    2) confirm your kill to the head
    Loadout:
    A pistol, that's it.

  • @pholanx5796
    @pholanx5796 9 років тому +270

    I believe this kill count is wrong. First scene he kills 12 people hence the dinner reservation for 12 :D

    • @NickDiNizio
      @NickDiNizio  9 років тому +38

      Haha if you go back and watch that scene in full I'm pretty sure its 13 even though he says dinner for 12

    • @JDice
      @JDice 9 років тому +2

      Its wrong anyway because after John kills Ioseph he has Viggo and the last of his henchmen including Viggos attorney or whoever that dude was

    • @NickDiNizio
      @NickDiNizio  9 років тому +7

      Yeah they're all in there

    • @JDice
      @JDice 9 років тому +2

      Nick DiNizio ahh yes you're right. for some reason they just put Iosephs death at the end of this video instead of in chronological order. lol I was like "waaait a minute"

    • @NickDiNizio
      @NickDiNizio  9 років тому +21

      haha I did it because I thought it made a better ending to the video even though it wasn't the ending to the movie

  • @alexmurphy6345
    @alexmurphy6345 8 років тому +144

    John wick has a 76 KD ratio. Damn

    • @febloo1827
      @febloo1827 8 років тому

      +Alex Murphy lol nope, its even higher.

    • @usmh
      @usmh 8 років тому +20

      +Alex Murphy He has an infinite kill/death ratio, as he is still alive, making his death count 0. Math, bitches!

    • @febloo1827
      @febloo1827 8 років тому +1

      usmh Nope, in games it behaves like /1 :)

    • @usmh
      @usmh 8 років тому

      Feb Loo Well, then games have pretend math in them! Check mate buddy! * sticks out tongue *

    • @Idlehampster
      @Idlehampster 8 років тому +1

      +usmh So I have an infinite K/D ratio, too?

  • @Ybgir6943
    @Ybgir6943 5 років тому +5

    "how many people are you going to kill?"
    John Wick: "yes"

  • @ak-vk3gd
    @ak-vk3gd 5 років тому +8

    when you see that john wick is the airplane captain in pubg everyone immediately gets out

  • @lopaca97
    @lopaca97 8 років тому +120

    76 with 0 ... this guy must be hacking...

    • @Wolfee615
      @Wolfee615 8 років тому +4

      +lopaca97 god mode on

    • @AIRpursuit
      @AIRpursuit 8 років тому +1

      +lopaca97 his the ONE

    • @Aljannnn
      @Aljannnn 8 років тому +2

      hes neo, an immortal vampire

    • @seanregner8934
      @seanregner8934 6 років тому +1

      lopaca97
      Aimbot, X-Ray Vision

  • @blackwatchz
    @blackwatchz 6 років тому +22

    To hide from John Wick you must be quick.
    Oh, wait... YOU CAN'T!

  • @atsnowy
    @atsnowy 5 років тому +2

    John Wick always gets down with some electronic dub-step

  • @JaysSmoke
    @JaysSmoke 3 роки тому +2

    Him: He probally camped for that tactical nuke
    The guy who got the tactical nuke:

  • @lolwut5552
    @lolwut5552 9 років тому +16

    To all of you who are just complaining he's overreacting:
    Watch the movie again. Or at least the trailer.
    He's only going on a murderous rampage because the dog he got was a gift from his dying wife. It was the last piece of life she ever had. When losef and his gang ends up killing his dog, he's driven by rage and grief, considering it's all he ever had left from his wife, and they killed it. So, in order to avenge both his dog and his wife's deaths, he goes out and kills them in return.
    The moral of the story: don't fuck with John Wick.

    • @insertnamehere2653
      @insertnamehere2653 6 років тому +1

      Clankity His wife died RECENTLY which means he will be a little bit angry at the world about it being unfair ( he has no child to divert him from his pain, just a puppy).Then this dog is killed before his eyes and his car is stolen. Those three things would make anyone go mad. And John Wick is the most feared man in the underworld...

  • @RacerM2010
    @RacerM2010 8 років тому +6

    I've never been a Keanu fan but after I saw this movie and learned how hard he trained, did all his own stunts, learned with spec OPS, etc I have mad respect. One of the best action films I've ever seen. I can't wait for the sequel. Keanu is a bad ass mofo

  • @Mr.hazu123
    @Mr.hazu123 4 роки тому +1

    Agent 47:Im the best hit man i the world.
    John wick:hold ma beer.

  • @PeterJamesVillegas
    @PeterJamesVillegas 5 років тому +1

    Keanu's the only guy who reloads in hollywood action films

  • @johnathanburns735
    @johnathanburns735 8 років тому +27

    In one way or another, directly or indirectly, John Wick was the cause of death for most of the people in the movie.

    • @KevinLuWX
      @KevinLuWX 5 років тому +1

      The mafia's son was

  • @bennergamer3052
    @bennergamer3052 7 років тому +9

    -Yosef: Come on, John. It was just a fucking dog!
    -John: No. It was MY FUCKING DOG!

  • @nightfallco-founder4916
    @nightfallco-founder4916 5 років тому +4

    How to kill john wick
    Number 1: Go to him
    Number 2: Sneak up on him from behind
    Number 3: scratch the plan and actually surprise hug him and give him a new set of pencils

  • @Galleryknows
    @Galleryknows Рік тому

    🙏🏽THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS AND POSTING IT AS A UA-cam VIDEO. I really appreciate this..🙏🏽❤️

  • @istvansipos9940
    @istvansipos9940 5 років тому +52

    John should start a campaign against animal cruelty. No1 would hurt f dogs anymore

    • @user-vq5kk4uw6z
      @user-vq5kk4uw6z 5 років тому

      Keanu: starts campaign*
      Animal abuser: walks to door to go abuse his dogs*
      Animal abuser: opens door*
      Keanu: Stands at door with pencil*

    • @moderatelycringe9112
      @moderatelycringe9112 5 років тому

      This sounds like the equalizer for animals

  • @crabgnome5388
    @crabgnome5388 7 років тому +10

    I love how unsure of himself he looks at 5:19
    "what do I do now? Can I...Can I just shoot him through the roof?
    "..."
    "I'm gonna try just shooting him through the roof."

    • @issackaiser
      @issackaiser 5 років тому

      Solid Banana That face! My stomach hurts 😂

    • @someone2746
      @someone2746 2 роки тому

      “…yeeeeeah, heeeeeee’s…he’s up there somewhere…”
      PLOP.
      Ah.

  • @hk_sleepy
    @hk_sleepy 5 років тому +4

    you forgot to add the 3 dudes who got killed by a pencil in the bar

  • @jakescalli7856
    @jakescalli7856 5 років тому +15

    If it was 13 kills in the first scene why did he say dinner reservation for 12 to the people who clean the bodies?