I Watched TWILIGHT ECLIPSE For The FIRST TIME And It Was LACKLUSTER...

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  • @madeleinehoward3418
    @madeleinehoward3418 3 роки тому +1704

    Love how billy constantly thinks Edward is trying to hit it when he’s literally the poster boy for abstinence

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre 3 роки тому +254

      Right!? Bella is the one always trying hit it.

    • @shevonneworley9631
      @shevonneworley9631 3 роки тому +165

      Facts. The whole time he's telling her to stop. And not just because he could kill her.

    • @ACatLady
      @ACatLady 3 роки тому +21

      lmaooooooooo

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 2 роки тому

      @@shevonneworley9631 He has sex with her when they get married and all he destroys is the bed sheets. LOL. They only have sex once and it gets her pregnant.

    • @daniellebuchanan4864
      @daniellebuchanan4864 Рік тому +12

      POSTER BOY, HELP ME-😭😭😂

  • @evergreenforestwitch
    @evergreenforestwitch 3 роки тому +908

    The real tragedy of the Twilight saga is that literally every other character in the Cullen family has a better story than Edward. Can you imagine how much better it would be if it was the story of Rosalie and her murderous redemption arc or Charlie finding out his bff leads a pack of werewolves?

    • @tomlawal7991
      @tomlawal7991 3 роки тому +172

      Or Alice’s time in the mental asylum and overcoming the trauma James inflicted on her then finding Jasper. Or Jaspers story in the West or Carlisles time in London as the son of a preacher who is the devil he hates. Like come on, so many alternatives

    • @evergreenforestwitch
      @evergreenforestwitch 3 роки тому +74

      @@tomlawal7991 exactly!!! Every other character is more interesting than the protagonists. Idk how Stephanie Meyers wrote something so bad and so good at the same time. It impresses and angers me at the same time.

    • @itspribanerjee
      @itspribanerjee 2 роки тому +17

      Yesssss! I read a bit of Midnight Sun and I loved the flashbacks and just the cullens minus Bella. Also I could read just about the wolves too. I liked the wolves from Jacob’s POV in one of the books. Everything is better if we just remove Bella from the picture lol 😂

    • @evergreenforestwitch
      @evergreenforestwitch 2 роки тому +5

      @@itspribanerjee Exactly!!

    • @Makkaru112
      @Makkaru112 2 роки тому +5

      @@tomlawal7991 There's already one authorized and created by the author and it was amazing. they did one for every character.

  • @mamahufflepuff285
    @mamahufflepuff285 3 роки тому +792

    I was Team Seth. Jacob whines about how werewolves (shifters) have anger issues but Seth in the movies AND books was always a sweetheart and supportive and never was angry at all so Jacob's excuse about losing his temper isn't a valid point to have an attitude.

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 3 роки тому +101

      Seth is a precious 👶, he must be protected at all costs 😆

    • @alexisweaver2211
      @alexisweaver2211 2 роки тому +25

      King Seth!

    • @taylorholliday6434
      @taylorholliday6434 Рік тому +14

      yes same with leah she got treated like actual trash cause she was the only girl in the pack

    • @naomiruiz30
      @naomiruiz30 11 місяців тому +4

      YES!! I love Seth so much. He deserves the world and more 🥺❤️

  • @isolyngordon4321
    @isolyngordon4321 3 роки тому +209

    "At this point, I'm convinced she's Jesus."
    "She a pimp".
    I'm wheezing

  • @faureamour
    @faureamour 3 роки тому +1162

    "Every time they're alone together, it makes me upset." Um, I don't think Billy is gonna like the 4th movie...

    • @larirodrigues25
      @larirodrigues25 3 роки тому +73

      this is going to be funny

    • @callherfoofoo
      @callherfoofoo 3 роки тому +92

      He ain't gone MAKE IT😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tylert271
      @tylert271 3 роки тому +37

      I can’t wait 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dragonsforever4672
      @dragonsforever4672 3 роки тому +16

      @@callherfoofoo right both parts lol😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

    • @natashatreadwell7478
      @natashatreadwell7478 3 роки тому +20

      He is not going to like the next movie but I have a feeling he will love the breaking dawn. Or at least be his favourite one

  • @stephanieramirez15
    @stephanieramirez15 3 роки тому +207

    Billy’s face when he said “Did she really try to punch this fool” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 I’ve never seen him so seriously annoyed 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @JeM130177
    @JeM130177 3 роки тому +845

    Reading the books did help. My dad, bless him, watched these movies with me as a teenager and he was like "why are they getting married? Do they even like each other?" 😂😂😂

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  3 роки тому +245

      I’m with your dad! 😂

    • @sweetk125
      @sweetk125 3 роки тому +7

      @@BillyBinges #bingers face off #bingers this means war #bingers orphan

    • @selinidinu3384
      @selinidinu3384 3 роки тому +5

      @@BillyBinges#bingers The Karate kid 2010

    • @leigh-anjohnson
      @leigh-anjohnson 3 роки тому +7

      Your dad is right. There is no evidence for why these people should even like each other

    • @Makkaru112
      @Makkaru112 2 роки тому +1

      Edward is traditional about marriage before sex so even if she wanted it or he did he couldn't without that factoring in. the movies skipped his whole time in collage too

  • @sepiaswirl
    @sepiaswirl 3 роки тому +83

    Teenage me was definitely Team Edward, but as I grew up I became Team Rosalie. She's hands down my favourite character and I'm really glad they included her backstory in Eclipse.

    • @LordVolkov
      @LordVolkov 3 роки тому +9

      If the books were about Rosalie, I would be 1000% more invested.

    • @nmoney6655
      @nmoney6655 Рік тому +1

      @@LordVolkov I like Edward better though and Alice

    • @anonomas6126
      @anonomas6126 3 місяці тому

      I named my kid Rosalee so I think it says everything.

  • @ohia_lehua
    @ohia_lehua 3 роки тому +907

    I don't even like Twilight but Jasper is NASTY with them kills 🙌🏽 Him, Alice, and Rosalie were kinda the only characters I was ever interested in tbh.

    • @TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt
      @TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt 3 роки тому +93

      And they had the most interesting back stories too lol

    • @rebecky5ever
      @rebecky5ever 3 роки тому +58

      I liked Japser until I found out he was a Confederate soldier 😬

    • @ohia_lehua
      @ohia_lehua 3 роки тому +78

      @@TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt honestly though! When Rosalie's story popped up I said 👀🍿If the series were based on her instead I'd have been 10x more invested ngl.

    • @ohia_lehua
      @ohia_lehua 3 роки тому +62

      @@rebecky5ever If it makes you feel any better, only a small percent of the confederacy were fighting to keep slavery. The majority of soldiers were fighting for the states right to govern themselves. Combine that with the fact that men in the south had to fight regardless of their own beliefs, I don't really hold his service against him. Plus, that was roughly 200ish years ago for him, I think? I personally don't hold his service against him as that's in the past and the person he's shown as now is different from who he was then. Then again, I'm speaking as a non fan so I'm not that invested in his character 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt
      @TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt 3 роки тому +28

      @@ohia_lehua YES!! and if the found a way to include Alice's in the last film or something. Also Emmetts should have been in this one too since Rosalie saved his life and that's how they got together. His could've came after hers in this movie.

  • @DaphneQueen
    @DaphneQueen 3 роки тому +175

    I love how you saw Bella as a pimp of Jacob and Edward lol. As a female, that’s how I saw it too. The next too are my actual favorites of these. I’m interested to see your take on them lol

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  3 роки тому +61

      Daphne I had to figure out something I was drowning out there 😂 the story was as dry as edwards face

  • @tomasinamichele
    @tomasinamichele 3 роки тому +753

    Team Edward until I rewatched years later and joined Team Everyone Should Die lol

    • @CalliopePony
      @CalliopePony 3 роки тому +51

      Also popular is Team Tyler's Van.
      (Tyler is the kid who almost ran Bella over with his van in the first movie)

    • @cartoonking1789
      @cartoonking1789 3 роки тому +6

      The only valid team.

    • @lanakat
      @lanakat 3 роки тому +8

      team alice

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 3 роки тому +6

      I was Jacob and then Team No One. Well Jasper is pretty cool

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 3 роки тому +8

      I was struggling to stay team Edward, but I never understood what the hell he saw in her, book, movie and real life as well 🤢
      And then came the imprinting thing 🤮🤮🤮

  • @sarah4hp
    @sarah4hp 3 роки тому +142

    I was always team Edward when forced to choose one, because that was CLEARLY who Bella wanted, and Jacob was never going to compete with that kind of obsessive and unhealthily codependent version of love. I still always felt she would have been better off single until she figured her shit out though, because neither love interest is desirable or healthy in any way, and Bella is clearly way too messed up to be in a healthy relationship at that point, so... " *team Bella gets therapy, sorts herself out, and finds someone else who can offer her a healthy relationship that doesn't include being controlling, overbearing, stalking, destruction of property, sexual assault, and so on* " I guess 😂🤣😂

  • @afterglowisle
    @afterglowisle 3 роки тому +459

    Talking bout, "I want everyone to die", to "I'm team Edward" to "Bella is the pimp and they the hoes" 🤣🤣🤣 I can't hold my laughter

    • @booklover4330
      @booklover4330 3 роки тому +23

      He isn't exactly wrong, either.

    • @hermionesings
      @hermionesings 3 роки тому +30

      I mean like yeah, she really is tho. Her milkshake brings are the influential boys that would die for her and get people to fight for her to the yard

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 3 роки тому +8

      “She keep her hoes in check!! I respect her!”

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 3 роки тому +3

      “Git ‘cher hoes back in order!”

  • @gracemon2oe
    @gracemon2oe 3 роки тому +176

    I am DOUBLED OVER at “I gotta watch an hour and a half of a pimp and hoe story, to finally get to some action, that’s wild.” 😭😭😭😭

    • @julieive
      @julieive 2 роки тому +10

      That comment had me rolling

  • @mariacolon7906
    @mariacolon7906 3 роки тому +415

    “She’s a PIMP!”
    The way I just laughed 😂😂😂

  • @MP-1218
    @MP-1218 3 роки тому +99

    “That’s why my boy look like that he still shocked from the war” I’m cryinnn 😭

  • @jiawilliams7664
    @jiawilliams7664 3 роки тому +745

    the fact that charlie had NO REACTION to jacob sexually assaulting his daughter astounds me especially considering he’s a cop
    Edit: yes i’m aware it’s nothing new for a cop to ignore something like that. what surprises me is that the CHARACTER would do that to HIS OWN DAUGHTER

    • @bobbihearn6168
      @bobbihearn6168 3 роки тому +102

      Right, like I get he likes Jacob more than Edward but still

    • @Serenity113
      @Serenity113 3 роки тому +153

      It’s worse in the book. He gave Jacob a high five.

    • @marii_lilmonsta
      @marii_lilmonsta 3 роки тому +65

      @@Serenity113 wtf

    • @the_nikster1
      @the_nikster1 3 роки тому +48

      same! I always Team Charlie except for that moment. I try to ignore it lol

    • @CeltycSparrow
      @CeltycSparrow 3 роки тому +94

      It's better than BELLA'S reaction. In the book, at least she was pissed at Jacob for kissing her and WANTED Edward to kick his ass. In this one, she's DEFENDING Jacob when Edward confronts him.

  • @clarissa182
    @clarissa182 3 роки тому +129

    Billy's frustration with the Twilight saga is giving me life. HAHAHA, lol.

  • @DoranGale
    @DoranGale 3 роки тому +951

    1) A wolf imprints the first time they see their imprint after their change. Since Jacob didn’t imprint on Bella, he’s saying he doesn’t are if she ends up like Leah, broken-hearted after he imprints on someone else and loses all interest in her in a split-second.
    2) Jacob assaulted Bella (in the book, she’s bruised where he held her back and the back of her neck, she was fighting hard against his werewolf strength).
    3) Jacob threatens to deliberately get himself killed in the fight if she won’t show interest in him, so she kisses him so he won’t commit suicide via newborn vampire (not that he really would’ve done it).
    Team Anyone Else ❌

    • @jackieelizabeth8614
      @jackieelizabeth8614 3 роки тому +182

      All of this. I hated the manipulation and assault. Hes plays a victim and for what? She's made it very clear that it's always Edward and yet he's having conversations in his own damn head acting like he has a chance

    • @abrilgil8556
      @abrilgil8556 3 роки тому +28

      AKA TEAM EDWARD 🥰🥰🤪🤪

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 3 роки тому +65

      Team they all suck

    • @hippiechic6772
      @hippiechic6772 3 роки тому +9

      Wow! reading your reply makes me happy I didn't read the book series .

    • @jackieelizabeth8614
      @jackieelizabeth8614 3 роки тому +41

      @@hippiechic6772 yeah seriously don't. I really don't understand why people defend the Jacob character. He's super toxic.

  • @millydadoll8567
    @millydadoll8567 3 роки тому +76

    Billy is always like “yuckkkkk” but with a big smile on his face 😂😂😂

  • @Notafeministpodcast
    @Notafeministpodcast 3 роки тому +642

    The quotes from this one way too funny!
    “Now they gon do the sex!”
    “She’s a pimp!”
    “Edward is MY man!”
    “He’s grabbing the booty although there’s nothing much there.”
    “Who baby she gonna have!”
    “This girl is a great pimp!”
    “All Bella can do is start problems!”
    “Here he go with this beggin and pleading”

    • @amariebloom
      @amariebloom 3 роки тому +16

      This is everything so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @callherfoofoo
      @callherfoofoo 3 роки тому +30

      All the stages of grief through a Twilight perspective

    • @chaimalekkam4233
      @chaimalekkam4233 3 роки тому +34

      And "she knows how to get her hoes in line" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @noni5961
      @noni5961 3 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣she’s gotta get her ho’s in line

    • @counselforthedefendant4499
      @counselforthedefendant4499 3 роки тому +24

      “I’m on team everyone should die” 🤣🤣

  • @jlma889
    @jlma889 3 роки тому +402

    I’ve always been “Team Bella should have never left her Momma’s house in the first book/movie.” Jacob is a whiny baby trying to control her left right and center. And Edward is 100+ years old and dead, and Bella is a teenager. It’s disturbing on so many levels. Bella should have never come to Forks. Period. That being said I do love these movies. They’re such guilty pleasures. 😂

    • @whatspopping34
      @whatspopping34 3 роки тому +42

      Omg don't get me started, ever since the movies began, she be getting everybody killed on her behalf like dang how special is she? No personality having ahhh 🤭

    • @claudiafernandes1150
      @claudiafernandes1150 3 роки тому +22

      As a kid I was kinda team Jacob cuz they both sucked but at least Jacob was pretty. Right now I'm team "get a damn therapist and a ticket out of that town"

    • @CM-uq8ro
      @CM-uq8ro 2 роки тому +12

      Nah. Her mom was a neglectful parent. Bella wouldn't have fallen for him if she hadn't been parentified her whole life. She needed good parents not a vampire boyfriend

    • @rosec_rose6661
      @rosec_rose6661 Рік тому +4

      Funny because before meeting Ed Bella had a career dream to be an Elementary school teacher. And she didn't wanted to marry fast lol

  • @hi.imalayna
    @hi.imalayna 3 роки тому +921

    Trust me, most Twilight fans are deeply aware of how bad the movies are. We just embrace the cringe and love them in spite of their insanity 😂

    • @hermionesings
      @hermionesings 3 роки тому +38

      I love the Twilight films, they always make me laugh so hard. I literally CACKLE like Nicki Minaj

    • @nightxlynxs
      @nightxlynxs 3 роки тому +3

      💯

    • @ndsn96
      @ndsn96 3 роки тому +41

      For me personally I just can't understand why people have to be roasted over the things they like, movies and books aka fiction, are just entertainment, you don't have to take it seriously, if it's not a text book that i have to study on my school or a documentary than I won't take it seriously. That's why I always liked Twilight because it has been entertaining for me not that I take it seriously.

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre 3 роки тому +16

      The insanity is what makes it fun! I dont watch this vampire movies to see lovely human love story. But the crazy, annoying shiz they get up to is what makes it entertaining.

    • @dreajp
      @dreajp 3 роки тому +19

      @@ndsn96 Exactly. I love them but I'm still aware of the bad things as well as the good 🤷🏾.

  • @youstarsmoon
    @youstarsmoon 3 роки тому +368

    billy makes these movies 10x funnier lmaoo

  • @lasciethiesing2219
    @lasciethiesing2219 3 роки тому +49

    "Looking like you just came out the freezer" Billy's observation of these movies are so spot on. The whole series is a dumpster fire that you just cant turn away from 🤣

  • @quans1770
    @quans1770 3 роки тому +430

    Rosalie is one of the best characters in this whole movie series

    • @kernaishaxoxo
      @kernaishaxoxo 3 роки тому +15

      She really is! the rest of the Cullens (even the cousins) seemed really cool!

    • @HiImlizzmitchell
      @HiImlizzmitchell 3 роки тому +15

      Personally, I like all of the other cullins except for Edward. Edward might have been OK if he was with ANYONE ELSE!! He was just following bellas lead. In the last movie when he tried to do right by her and leave. She was as manipulative in New moon as Jacob was before the beginning of the fight in this movie. Honestly Bella and Jacob deserve each other because they're so manipulative. Edward might have been better if he was with someone else who forced to be better

    • @fightingfaerie
      @fightingfaerie 3 роки тому +27

      I love her backstory. Its so tragic. But then she gets her revenge all dressed up in her wedding gown? I stan a queen. Its been awhile but I think I remember that she didn't drink human blood. Even tearing that jerk apart she didn't even try a taste. That's impressive. A brand new newborn vampire with almost uncontrollable bloodlust? Surrounded by human blood after destroying a fool? And never drinking a drop? I'll say again, I stan a Queen.

    • @JessLoveyy
      @JessLoveyy 3 роки тому +7

      A whole movie about her would’ve been much better

    • @lasciethiesing2219
      @lasciethiesing2219 3 роки тому +4

      Jasper tooo

  • @counselforthedefendant4499
    @counselforthedefendant4499 3 роки тому +56

    Omg I was laughing so much throughout this whole thing. “That’s right girl, go and get your ho in check”
    Lord why did we like these movies so much 😂

  • @Causeimtheflash
    @Causeimtheflash 3 роки тому +116

    I love how Bella just ignores the many red flags coming from both Edward and Jacob in these movies, 5 minutes in and I see so many already 😭😭

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  3 роки тому +46

      Red flags 🚩 clearly chase red flags 🚩 cause Bella is a whole one by herself 😂😂

  • @moppetmaker
    @moppetmaker 3 роки тому +59

    The Twilight fandom will always be one of my favorite fandoms because they never try to defend the series when other people proclaim how awful it is. Twihards will whole-heartedly agree with you, then give you deeper reasons as to why the series and characters are even WORSE than you think.... Then finish off by telling you that it's their favorite series and they love it. LOL.

  • @JeM130177
    @JeM130177 3 роки тому +168

    That whole bit with Bella like "i feel more real and more myself" I'm like WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY I HAVE SEEN NONE OF IT

    • @JeM130177
      @JeM130177 3 роки тому +2

      @Hyperactive88 i know I read them hahah she's definitely more interesting in the books!

    • @pamelawilliams3144
      @pamelawilliams3144 3 роки тому +4

      She's still awful in the books

    • @leigh-anjohnson
      @leigh-anjohnson 3 роки тому

      @Hyperactive88 What is her personality in the books? What do we know about her outside of she loves Edward?

  • @taweni7172
    @taweni7172 3 роки тому +20

    billy about bella: SHe'S thE PrObEm
    also billy about bella: yeah i respect her

  • @pandawithacupcake3450
    @pandawithacupcake3450 3 роки тому +370

    I seriously can't wait for you to watch Breaking Dawn pt. 2 the excitement and disappointment that you will experience is astronomical 😂

    • @JeM130177
      @JeM130177 3 роки тому +31

      Oh god i know exactly what you mean and I'm excited 😂

    • @rowanjoy419
      @rowanjoy419 3 роки тому +8

      hahahahahahahhahahahaha NOOOOOOO hahahhahha

    • @NyMinelys
      @NyMinelys 3 роки тому +10

      Omg swear I’m just waiting for that one 🤣🤣

    • @azariahgriffin3911
      @azariahgriffin3911 3 роки тому +5

      OUUU YES😂😂😂

    • @mapistuffyvideos5216
      @mapistuffyvideos5216 2 роки тому +2

      Breaking dawn is,quoting edward: I hope you enjoy disappointment"

  • @poppy7599
    @poppy7599 3 роки тому +126

    Billy I CANNOT WAIT for when you finish this series, so that you can watch “Vampire’s Suck.” You will STANNNNN!! #bingers
    Please help me get this where he will see it!

    • @fidelianerina
      @fidelianerina 3 роки тому +6

      I remember watching that movie and laughing so much. If he's confused by this series, he will LOVE Vampires Sucks. I'm still amazed to find out they actually made a movie to go for each twilight. I have yet to watch them all.

    • @sierrahsharp8518
      @sierrahsharp8518 3 роки тому +1

      I like twilight but I LOVE Vampires suck.

    • @kittygoblin2377
      @kittygoblin2377 3 роки тому

      and now this comment has come true

  • @hopet7090
    @hopet7090 3 роки тому +83

    I was team Edward for all of the books. But rewatching it I’m team therapy cause they all need counseling. They’re far to co-dependent and toxic to one another. Edward should have been an adult and left that girl alone

    • @LindseyMoon13
      @LindseyMoon13 3 роки тому +7

      I had to laugh at the "should have been an adult" part considering how old he really is lol you're completely right. He's been alone long enough to know how to be independent for sure so def should have been somewhat independent at the very least.

  • @skhonagumede6489
    @skhonagumede6489 3 роки тому +23

    “I STAND WITH EDWARD! THAT IS MY MAN!”
    lmaooo

  • @laylag.4219
    @laylag.4219 3 роки тому +131

    Can we just appreciate how on every video that carpet is always vacuumed in the background😂😂I just love looking at the vacuum marks, it’s so satisfying😭👏🏾

  • @saorise28
    @saorise28 3 роки тому +8

    I just want to say, I love that your carpet always looks freshly vacuumed. It adds a nice touch and the way that the vacuum pattern looks * chefs kiss *

  • @stormysciophobia8846
    @stormysciophobia8846 3 роки тому +85

    See I feel like the “kiss me” scene Jacob manipulated that out of her because he knows that Bella has some love for him (not the way he wants) and used that against her! like he basically pulled the “if you breakup with me I’ll kill myself!” card on her and that was just Ew😬

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  3 роки тому +58

      Bella been manipulating EVERYBODY since the beginning 😂 why are stressing about Jacob?? They all manipulating each other to me 🤷🏾‍♂️ that’s why I’m team everybody dies

    • @stormysciophobia8846
      @stormysciophobia8846 3 роки тому

      @@BillyBinges you’ll understand soon Just wait and see 😂

    • @bloodyhellmanns
      @bloodyhellmanns 3 роки тому

      that's a cool picture, where is that from?

  • @rienieceottley2173
    @rienieceottley2173 3 роки тому +23

    I love the fact that he’s trolling the series 😭😭

  • @somehugedude
    @somehugedude 3 роки тому +290

    Dawg I think it’s worth mentioning that Jasper was in the CONFEDERATE army in the civil war lol so can’t rock with bro😂

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  3 роки тому +149

      I honestly didn’t realize.. but to be honest I wouldn’t of cared lol. My expectations with these movies was already low.

    • @starheartskull15
      @starheartskull15 3 роки тому +38

      @@BillyBinges I thought the same but I just noticed when alice pops up when he’s telling Bella the story & he says “idk what I’d be if I hadn’t met alice” and she says “you never have to be that again”. So I’m guessing he learned to be ashamed by that past & changed his views?

    • @twilightgrl12494
      @twilightgrl12494 3 роки тому +16

      @@starheartskull15 no, Jasper was ashamed of how he was as a vampire, not a human.

    • @dreajp
      @dreajp 3 роки тому +22

      @@twilightgrl12494 I'm pretty sure he meant both? It would make complete sense. He also doesn't seem to have a racist bone in his body. At least he's not obvious. Most of the time you know if someone is racist.

    • @twilightgrl12494
      @twilightgrl12494 3 роки тому +18

      @@dreajp just because someone fought for the south, does not make them a racist

  • @Cat-vr5ss
    @Cat-vr5ss 3 роки тому +19

    I love how Billy's always constantly talking about how he's worried about how we react to him talking about these movies meanwhile all the comments I've seen either agree with him or trash it more 😂 Billy boy you don't have to worry about us.

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  3 роки тому +10

      You said it correctly the comments you seen.. there’s comments I had to block or just ignore 😂 some people really do hate my commentary on twilight. I’ve gotten some ugly comments lol

    • @Cat-vr5ss
      @Cat-vr5ss 3 роки тому +6

      @@BillyBinges seriously?? 😱 Bro Twilight is trash, the difference is it trash we like 😂 so if you actually defend it as a person and don't see the problems then I'm looking at them as the problem. Don't you worry Billy, the ones who love you and your commentaries will stick with you.

    • @AmberS87
      @AmberS87 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, I absolutely hate these movies and I bashed them so much more than he has. My sister forced me to watch them with her and I absolutely hated it.

  • @leahthekoala5577
    @leahthekoala5577 3 роки тому +182

    Why does Billy’s carpet always look freshly vacuumed 😂

    • @notafangirl2099
      @notafangirl2099 3 роки тому +32

      That's because it is. You can actually see the vacuum marks 😂

    • @ebeth5891
      @ebeth5891 3 роки тому +11

      I weirdly love it🤣🤣

  • @NayvieNoir
    @NayvieNoir 3 роки тому +6

    Glad to see Billy hopping on the “every other Cullen is more interesting than Edward” train

  • @joey3335
    @joey3335 3 роки тому +94

    Billy before recording this, “Aah sh*t here we go again”

  • @yisraellayisrael7882
    @yisraellayisrael7882 3 роки тому +8

    I can tell from Billy’s “she’s a runner she’s a track star” that those singing lessons are working maybe we will hear a full song of “I hate you mom I hate you dad I hate school it makes me sad” 😂

  • @SL-ic1we
    @SL-ic1we 3 роки тому +302

    I was team Jacob when I was in high school, even got his life size poster & a jacket lol 😂 Then I moved on to team Edward when I was older…now I don’t like either of them lol

    • @Gosperella26
      @Gosperella26 3 роки тому +33

      I was team Edward now I'm team Alice and Jasper.

    • @tessastack8127
      @tessastack8127 3 роки тому +21

      Let me tell you about Charile....

    • @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020
      @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020 3 роки тому +8

      after reading the books again recently, i still dislike Bella

    • @SL-ic1we
      @SL-ic1we 3 роки тому +7

      @@Gosperella26 have always loved Alice!

    • @SL-ic1we
      @SL-ic1we 3 роки тому +5

      @@tessastack8127 love Charlie!

  • @hannahgillson2475
    @hannahgillson2475 3 роки тому +3

    “‘Coz right now I’m on team ‘I hope everybody dies…’” LOL!!!! I felt the same way at this point watching Twilight 🤣👏

  • @manasas868
    @manasas868 3 роки тому +237

    I do think these movies would've been better if they dwelled into vampires and wolves their world building and fights more . They can still have romance in there but they could've concentrated more on the lore of them . It's would've been so interesting to see tbh...

    • @Gosperella26
      @Gosperella26 3 роки тому +7

      I was thinking the same last night watching this.

    • @Buffy8Fan
      @Buffy8Fan 3 роки тому +24

      Even with the focus on romance it could have been better if the boys weren't so manipulative and controlling and Bella wasn't so down on herself and depressed and less light-hearted against the boys bad actions. But it still would have been bad because that wouldn't be taking into account other problems the three main characters have, or any of the other character's bad actions in the series. Technically, I watch a writer make UA-cam videos of rewriting _Twilight_ for fun and editing practice, and it shows just how problematic a lot about the whole series truly is.

    • @Miss_Myth
      @Miss_Myth 3 роки тому +6

      Honestly, that's why I only ever rewatch the final film, because I feel like it leans more into that.

    • @fightingfaerie
      @fightingfaerie 3 роки тому +8

      I still remember something someone pointed out about the books. It could've easily been a really interesting and rich story about vampires. Stephanie Myer put a lot of background and lore into, well, the background. But instead focused on this not great love story between two (3?) characters and revolved everything around them.

    • @manasas868
      @manasas868 3 роки тому +1

      @@fightingfaerie exactly 🙌

  • @janinex4541
    @janinex4541 3 роки тому +7

    16:10"Can vampires even have sex?" A question i am asking myself since years. I mean there is NO BLOOD at all in him...so how??? It must be rock hard all the time then🙈

  • @kristinafagan8396
    @kristinafagan8396 3 роки тому +200

    The guy who plays Seth plays in Decedent's as Jafars son

    • @aspectrat651
      @aspectrat651 3 роки тому +14

      How did I not notice that was booboo Stewart

    • @Melanie-jy2nw
      @Melanie-jy2nw 3 роки тому +30

      @@aspectrat651 Seth is the only character I root for in this series

    • @tanczosfanni
      @tanczosfanni 3 роки тому +2

      @@Melanie-jy2nw me too

  • @alixer87
    @alixer87 3 роки тому +7

    This is too funny. I think something that we forget but they display it soo well in this movie is that Jacob is literally a child and Edward is a grown, grown man so the way they act towards Bella is apparent. Also Rosalie is the only one thinking because Bella and Edward is like skipping through the forest happy but she’s like no one wanted this. All of there stories are tragic and Bella is just like head in the clouds oblivious. Also Billy is right, there were really no major issues before Bella moved there, she is the cause of everything. I am team everyone else but the main 3 characters. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @keavabonner1625
    @keavabonner1625 3 роки тому +55

    I'm mad I missed the live. Rosalie and Alice deserve their own origin story, movie something

    • @lizzymaid
      @lizzymaid 3 роки тому +6

      I agree! They gave Alice’s backstory like one paragraph in the first book and basically nothing in the movies 🙄

    • @lasciethiesing2219
      @lasciethiesing2219 3 роки тому +2

      Alice and Emits story are in the last Twilight book put out in 2020, Midnight Sun. The one written from Edwards perspective.

    • @akko098
      @akko098 3 роки тому

      I know it’s not much but someone made this cute short video depicting how they imagine Alice meeting Jasper for the very first time :)
      ua-cam.com/video/mc6XsWqwHV0/v-deo.html

  • @tijasialett3517
    @tijasialett3517 3 роки тому +16

    I’m team Edward all the way. Everyone that was team Jacob liked him either because he wasn’t a vampire or because he never wore a shirt period. Jacob was too winy and “woe is me” and yeah nah.

    • @UMewMew
      @UMewMew Рік тому

      I'm team jasper he's so delectable

  • @alib7775
    @alib7775 3 роки тому +65

    I have always been team Edward. Jacob is always trying to force Bella into something she don't want. Edward wants her to be happy even if it's not with him

  • @forgetmenotjimmy
    @forgetmenotjimmy 3 роки тому +5

    These commentaries are a gem!
    Viewing the story as Bella keeping her hoes in line is so inspired! Definitely is an improvement.
    Also literally everyone else's stories are more interesting than the main three:
    how Rosalie met her boyfriend and learned to love again/lose her bloodthirst
    Lea is the only female werewolf and the alpha is her ex whose thoughts she hears constantly, complicated!
    Southern guy and Alice are cute and seem like they have a nice relationship
    Why does the doctor turn people? it seems like a nice thing to do but also traps them in an immortal life, and how does he chose who to save? that moral choice could be explored
    Charlie finding out about vampires and werewolves and becoming their human contact in law enforcement could be a whole TV show
    Even the high schoolers could be interesting!

  • @RandomFandomDragon
    @RandomFandomDragon 3 роки тому +54

    "Get your hos in line" omg, I'm dead 😂😂😂😂 Def makes the movie slightly more tolerable.
    You reacting to this trash is the only thing good about watching these movies

  • @tiffanylifesaver
    @tiffanylifesaver 3 роки тому +3

    "They kissing like 2(fill in the blank)"
    Is my favorite part

  • @rachelmcdonald7296
    @rachelmcdonald7296 3 роки тому +45

    Jacob doesn't have much of a choice about them knowing his business and feelings, when the boys are wolves they share each others thoughts so literally all their secrets and thoughts are on full display for the others to see/hear. That's why they know so much. #noprivacy

    • @OpposingPony
      @OpposingPony 3 роки тому +14

      I always felt so bad for Leah Clearwater because she had to hear all the guys thoughts and they heard hers. As if being a teenage girl wasn't bad enough...

    • @rachelmcdonald7296
      @rachelmcdonald7296 3 роки тому +12

      @@OpposingPony definitely and plus she had to listen to Sam her ex boyfriends thoughts about how much he loved Emily her cousin who was like a sister to her. Poor Leah definitely got the worst end of the stick.

    • @ranniwolves
      @ranniwolves Рік тому +1

      @@OpposingPony the way stephanie wrote her character is so awful too. i read that in the books she reads all their thoughts about how she’s “infertile” and they don’t like her bc of it

  • @Claudiaatje212
    @Claudiaatje212 3 роки тому +7

    The reason why they couldn't catch Victoria is because evasiveness was her special talent.
    I'd like you to do a commentary on costume dramas because I think that would be wayyy out of your comfort zone 😊 Some of my faves are Emma (2020 version with Anya Taylor Joy), Jane Eyre (2006 series with Toby Stephens) and Pride & Prejudice (1995 series with Colin Firth) #bingers

  • @haleyleahann8296
    @haleyleahann8296 3 роки тому +138

    The joy of the series IS the trashing-- no one trashes it more than Robert Pattinson himself. A group of my friends watched it once with commentary including Rob-- you can so pick up on his disdain even then.

  • @jennifermeza1726
    @jennifermeza1726 3 роки тому +5

    i grew up with the twilight movies and they're comforting in a weird sort of way. I am enjoying these reaction vids!

  • @elizabitty213
    @elizabitty213 3 роки тому +35

    #Bingers “Harry Potter” please!
    Love your channel and your lives! Thank you for your hard work 🙏🏻🤓💕🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @missmandolinaa
    @missmandolinaa 3 роки тому +5

    “They kiss like” examples are my favorite parts 😂😂

  • @Lee-ps9vh
    @Lee-ps9vh 3 роки тому +149

    billy doesn't like it when anybody kiss. I'm starting to think he doesn't even like when he kiss lmao

    • @Notafeministpodcast
      @Notafeministpodcast 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @Lee-ps9vh
      @Lee-ps9vh 3 роки тому +36

      @Miranda Holter Right omg! If Billy was my friend he would not be invited to my wedding lol

    • @nicholaslewis1337
      @nicholaslewis1337 3 роки тому +1

      I was just thinking I’m waiting for him to slip up and like one😂

    • @amandafox8603
      @amandafox8603 3 роки тому +12

      @@Lee-ps9vh LMAO I'd Pay him just to attend weddings and insult the "Kiss the bride" moment.

    • @batool2000rox
      @batool2000rox 3 роки тому +1

      It's always funny

  • @lecciciapires2166
    @lecciciapires2166 3 роки тому +15

    I was technically Team Jacob, but it was more of a situation of “between Edward and Jacob, I’m picking Jacob I guess”
    Also, I like werewolves and don’t like vampires, so that’s that.
    Also also, the only character of Meyer that I actually crushed on was Ian. Anyone remembers The Host? Just me? Ok.

    • @IJN360
      @IJN360 2 роки тому +2

      Broo I was the same I was only team Jacob because I don’t like vampires and prefer werewolves😭😭😭

    • @laylammorais
      @laylammorais 2 роки тому +1

      The Host was everything to me! Ian was one of the best characters 😭

    • @carmenks6974
      @carmenks6974 Рік тому +1

      I loved Ian so much! Hated Jared with a passion though.

  • @PringlesOfficial_
    @PringlesOfficial_ 3 роки тому +23

    This movie was so ... 😭 Jacob is such a manipulator telling Bella that her reasonings for wanting him to stay wasn’t good enough. Bella was also in the wrong for kissing him??? She could’ve just said “I want you to stay because I love you” since love can either be platonic or romantic. Its the fact that Jacob kisses her without permission and CHARLIE DOESNT EVEN CARE??? And then she willingly kissed Jacob and Edward just stood there??? IF NO ONES GONNA CARE THAT SHE KISSES THEM THEN WHY ARE EDWARD AND JACOB STILL FIGHTING OVER BELLA?

  • @joellenglass2344
    @joellenglass2344 8 місяців тому +2

    Billy I’m glad that you have indulged us with this franchise against your wishes! 😂😂

  • @sbscarlett
    @sbscarlett 3 роки тому +26

    "I ain't hear nobody ask about a condom" I'm crying cause you won't moving forward either 😭

  • @curlyfangirl
    @curlyfangirl 3 роки тому +7

    This got me crying from laughter. Can’t wait for Billy to inevitably react to the Fifty Shades movies 😂 #bingers

  • @FlorySparks
    @FlorySparks 3 роки тому +57

    Been re-watching all the Twilight movies right along side you!! Although, I am in the minority and am not afraid to admit that I still enjoy the Twilight series. But, I read all the books and there is so much more backstory that gets missed in the movies. You still make me laugh though Billy!!

    • @eveelima1
      @eveelima1 3 роки тому +4

      I still love these movies too! Me and my husband btw haha

    • @lunnaris474
      @lunnaris474 3 роки тому +4

      I still love the movies and the books, I cried of pure happiness when I was finally able to read midnight sun! I’ll forever love this series no matter how many people hate on them 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kimberlylatrice1981
      @kimberlylatrice1981 3 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah. I'm a Twilighter for Life; I don't care what anybody says about it! #TeamTwilight

    • @kaytownes5912
      @kaytownes5912 3 роки тому +4

      I do honestly still get mad at the movies, because I absolutely LOVE the books and they left sooo much out and changed the rest. 😑 but the books are still amazing!

  • @elisesands8803
    @elisesands8803 3 роки тому +3

    Ok but I'm so excited for him to meet Resumé in the next one 😂

  • @bexc348
    @bexc348 3 роки тому +26

    Got to say, your reaction to these movies are one of my favourites for sure. The fact that you can only get through them by seeing Bella as a pimp keeping her hoes in line is brilliant. Thank you for the videos! Genuinely enjoying you ripping these to shreds

  • @nmoney6655
    @nmoney6655 Рік тому +3

    Rosalie’s backstory was even more tragic in the book see she got raped by her fiancée and when Carlisle smelled the blood he walked out and saw Rosalie and he was hoping that he can create a mate for Edward who spent about 10 years without a mate and he turned her into a Vampire but Rosalie wasn’t more than a sister to Edward but a few years later she found Emmett who got mauled by a Bear 🐻

  • @katymarie5323
    @katymarie5323 3 роки тому +96

    I was team Jacob, but now I’m team Charlie. He’s better than the 3 main characters of the series. He deserves so much. 🥺

    • @haileybug8674
      @haileybug8674 2 роки тому +2

      I was team Jacob when I was younger....Now I play for team Carlisle but not for the same reason you're team Charlie.

    • @CM-uq8ro
      @CM-uq8ro 2 роки тому +8

      Only movie Charlie. Book Charlie sucks

  • @goodbyeg7032
    @goodbyeg7032 3 роки тому +4

    Still can’t wait for him to be traumatized by renesmee and you know whoo

  • @youstarsmoon
    @youstarsmoon 3 роки тому +97

    i think bella's dad didn't take her to the doctor bc edward's dad is a doctor,, gotta get that free service

  • @VeruAvv1309
    @VeruAvv1309 3 роки тому +3

    I absolutely love how much you absolutely hate this Saga... It gives me life 😂👏🏽.

  • @heatheradams3576
    @heatheradams3576 3 роки тому +78

    I was team Jacob just because the muscles and because edward always looks constipated and is way too white (am I allowed to say that? 🤷‍♀️)
    I just joined the squad to see these reactions sooner. Sooo good!! Polar bears 😂

    • @geniegenie
      @geniegenie 3 роки тому +5

      Same 🤣

    • @EmilyHernandez-jt4cs
      @EmilyHernandez-jt4cs 3 роки тому +1

      He imprinted on a baby

    • @drunkmxnds
      @drunkmxnds 3 роки тому +1

      @@EmilyHernandez-jt4cs you don’t choose who you imprint on and she was an adult like two months later

    • @TheBlackLakeSiren
      @TheBlackLakeSiren 3 роки тому

      @@drunkmxnds no, she's an adult seven years later. She's a freaking child at two months. It's disgusting pedophilic grooming behavior.

    • @drunkmxnds
      @drunkmxnds 3 роки тому

      @@TheBlackLakeSiren you don’t choose who you imprint on . Take it up w the author if you got a problem w it tf

  • @playgorlri
    @playgorlri 3 роки тому +2

    It’s so funny how Billy going back and forth clowning Bella, Edward, and Jacob . 😭😂

  • @Heroesfullyalive
    @Heroesfullyalive 3 роки тому +18

    "Why do I have to get to the last ten minutes of the movie to finally get something?"
    Because the books are mostly from Bella's perspective so you never would have seen this. It was added on, to keep audiences interested in at least part of it.

  • @harrietcheeseman6465
    @harrietcheeseman6465 3 роки тому +3

    When these movies first came out, I was firmly Team Jacob and my mum was Team Edward- we had t-shirts and everything! My dad even had an Alice t-shirt and my mum cut her hair to look like her. I'm pleased to announce that I am now whole heartedly Team Edward and my mum still has the same haircut.

  • @JuviaLockser12
    @JuviaLockser12 3 роки тому +18

    Eclipse is my favorite one out of all of them because I loved the plot of the vampires and wolves teaming up to go against Victoria’s army of newborn vampires.

  • @SpySkater1
    @SpySkater1 3 роки тому +10

    I was in late high school, early college years for these movies. I was Team Edward hardcore. Couldn’t stand Jacob for all the reasons you mentioned: whiny and not the one she wanted. He had me so mad every movie/book.

  • @user-yf8ff8po8u
    @user-yf8ff8po8u 3 роки тому +94

    I don’t know why I was so obsessed with these movies….. and damn billy, you’re expanding my vocabulary yet again 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  3 роки тому +19

      I’m not sure either honestly 😂
      But thank you vianca ❤️

    • @carograh
      @carograh 3 роки тому

      Team Edward all the way!!!

  • @bobbyhill123
    @bobbyhill123 3 роки тому +4

    You literally made this movie so much more entertaining with your reaction. Im dying

  • @TheBonny720
    @TheBonny720 3 роки тому +34

    #bingers ooh! Arguably one of the best vampire movies ever that you should watch is “Interview with a vampire.” It’s a much more classic take on the vampire monster lore and mythos, and it’s just hella good

  • @elsieegrace
    @elsieegrace 3 роки тому +2

    "they kiss like two..." is my favorite running joke

  • @its.asanchez
    @its.asanchez 3 роки тому +17

    you should do the hunger games series after twilight!! i feel like you'd definitely be able to get into it more #bingers

  • @lisa.222
    @lisa.222 3 роки тому +7

    I'm living for how he's hating on Bella every time she speaks

  • @hayleytubrett3749
    @hayleytubrett3749 3 роки тому +137

    Are we all just gonna skip over the fact that Jasper was in the CONFEDERATE army??? LMAO Stephanie just slipping that in there casually...

    • @ayannabranchcomb7535
      @ayannabranchcomb7535 3 роки тому +37

      Right. Because how easy would it have been for him to be a union soldier 🥴 or explain why and how he’s changed? Or let him be a generic cowboy

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 3 роки тому +22

      When we are dealing with dogs imprinting and grooming kids, a confederate soldier raised in those ways, who was probably forced to join the army like most soldiers are, is the least of this sagas problems. At least for a guy frozen in time, he chose to change for the better. It's a plus point

    • @redpanda6134
      @redpanda6134 2 роки тому

      @@anycullen21 As far as I know, we see none of Cullen family even interact with people who aren't white. The only non-white people are the wolves and all the Cullens don't like them even if it's just a little bit. I'm not trying to say Jasper is or isn't racist but to say he's changed isn't a fact.

  • @tiffanyfreeman6411
    @tiffanyfreeman6411 3 роки тому +2

    This is my favorite twilight commentary so far... holy cow, you had me rolling this whole time 😆😆😆 the next two should be just as good

  • @nicolasewell5195
    @nicolasewell5195 3 роки тому +40

    #bingers can you please watch the hunger games franchise, I absolutely love the fims and I would love for you to react to them!!!

  • @fatimaherbawi
    @fatimaherbawi 8 місяців тому +4

    “Looking like you just came out the freezer” 😂

  • @sofiamec8767
    @sofiamec8767 3 роки тому +25

    I truly enjoy the torture you put yourself through to get these Twilight reactions out
    I AM LIVING! I used to be obsessed, as embarrassing as it is, with the books and the movies. I was always Team Edward btw

  • @crochetcatlady
    @crochetcatlady 3 роки тому +3

    I will never get tired of watching the Twilight movies slowly break people 😂

  • @EliiVelez
    @EliiVelez 3 роки тому +24

    This reaction was HILARIOUS. You seriously had me in tears with this one

  • @otter-leen4307
    @otter-leen4307 3 роки тому +3

    I’ve been rewatching the movies every week as your reactions 😂I love your ‘twist’ on Bella and them boos. And I was team Edward 😂❤️

  • @randeecarreno4289
    @randeecarreno4289 3 роки тому +51

    Another excellent commentary!
    I was always Team Edward! 😊
    This is my favorite of the books. And I love the ending fight scenes between the Cullens & werewolves vs. the newborn vamps.
    Jasper was demonstrating to the wolves how to defeat the newborn vampires.
    Yeah. About the whole imprinting thing. You'll find out about that.
    Definitely looking forward to the "Breaking Dawn Part 1" commentary, and your Monday movie commentary. 😊
    I highly recommend either the theatrical or directors cut of the 1986 movie "Little Shop of Horrors". #Bingers

  • @lunajack9947
    @lunajack9947 3 роки тому +1

    “ you gonna ask her what she wanna do , then tell her y’all going to a party ?!. I like his style” that got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abbietheoreo
    @abbietheoreo 3 роки тому +10

    My depression got the best of me today, thanks for giving me a good laugh to end the day.

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  3 роки тому +8

      I’m glad I was able to bring a laugh. I hope that energy keeps you from falling again. Im here for you Abbie ❤️♥️💗