Intern: time to store these presents right next to the kids. Blitz: hey Intern you seen my nukes? I wrapped em in gift wrapping for christmas Intern: wha-? *Explosions*
♪♫Christmas nukes, Christmas nukes♪♫ ♪♫Look at how they glow♪♫ ♪♫Got my aim dialed in just to♪♫ ♪♫Make your reactor blow-oh!♪♫ ♪♫Blitz and Intern shoot♪♫ ♪♫Volleys to and fro♪♫ ♪♫Their radioactive gifts♪♫ ♪♫All have that festive glow♪♫ ♪♫Intern's base goes down♪♫ ♪♫He barely fired a shot♪♫ ♪♫Seems like fighting with your boss♪♫ ♪♫Makes blowing up your lot, oh♪♫ ♪♫Christmas nukes, Christmas nukes♪♫ ♪♫Make us "ooh" and "ahh"♪♫ ♪♫Thank you for the festive fight♪♫ ♪♫From Blitztopia♪♫ Merry Christmas, guys! 🎄☃❄☕🎄
yknow, im surprised there hasnt been a drag-upgrade function modded in yet. where if you drag-select wood bracing while having a different wood bracing selected, it would upgrade all of that type of bracing that intersects your selection box. would make upgrading to background/foreground bracing easier, as well as upgrading to modded bracing
Hey blitz, just to let u know i use my coal to power my thermal power plant and sell the electricity to make money, which i use to buy any present i want
remember that time with cade? where u built theres upgraded cannons into rail guns? build that huge nuke silo u wanted to use but u killed him with the railguns to fast. can u do that mod.
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7:58 "Do you just suck on it or swallow it whole?" BLITZZZZZ, WHYYYY
At least this is not like this
“7:58 Dirty minded gang
👇” am I right?
I got brain damage reading your comment m8, care to use a little more grammar to make it understandable?@@belugatnt9229
blitz out of context
@@AankPlays5960 facts cuz nahhhhhhh
Intern: time to store these presents right next to the kids.
Blitz: hey Intern you seen my nukes? I wrapped em in gift wrapping for christmas
Intern: wha-?
*Explosions*
10:55 well that went about as poorly as it could've
Sear blitz it’s me Santa I was wondering if you took my nuclear presents
Where is the nuke in my basement go? Oh I see where it is now. giant explosion.
Santa, Bob wanted those for Christmas we need those.
Where did my nuke go. Big boom
Bro where did my plutonium present go? I wanted to prank my sister with that!
“Dear”
I like how blitz did more damage to himself then intern did 😭🤣
love these forts vids they too good i have been watching all your old ones again just hoping you would make more and you did :D
The reason the basement stayed active was the explosive barrel in it. Explosive barrels can maintain control over areas... if they don't explode.
So just put an explosive barrel in the basement and it’s good?
For certain forms of good. See the last line of my original comment.
A forts episode. I have been waiting for new episodes for so long
Ikr
I can confirm: we intern do not receive Christmas presents
Amazing work blitz, more forts let’s go and merry Christmas
Forts always a fun video, happy nukemas people
merry christmas and finally more forts:)
Love watching u guys play forts!
His laugh XD🤣😆
12:55 "Geneva rules, more like Geneva suggestions"
Intern zooming in on the cannon he placed that did a small percentage of a fraction worth of damage. 9:52
I'm not dreaming right? This is a forts video right? It's back right? This is a Christmas miracle right?
Merry blitzmas!
I always love destroying friendships with nuclear presents!
LETS GOOOO MORE FORTS
love these videos
spuky scary skeleton’s send shivers down your spine
i'm glad to watch your new forts video :)
Blitz is skibidi
What the sigma
They say that Fort-une favours the Blitz
Blitz, you are one of my favorite UA-camrs
oh my god ! 10:58 is so great
11:16 litteral powder keg
GOD DANGIT Blitz, I told you to keep that stash of nuclear materials that I gave you a secret. Merry Blitzmas.
Petition for blitz to get intern a present
Intern had control of his basement because explosive barrels give you control over unconnected parts 12:24
This is an amazing video
♪♫Christmas nukes, Christmas nukes♪♫
♪♫Look at how they glow♪♫
♪♫Got my aim dialed in just to♪♫
♪♫Make your reactor blow-oh!♪♫
♪♫Blitz and Intern shoot♪♫
♪♫Volleys to and fro♪♫
♪♫Their radioactive gifts♪♫
♪♫All have that festive glow♪♫
♪♫Intern's base goes down♪♫
♪♫He barely fired a shot♪♫
♪♫Seems like fighting with your boss♪♫
♪♫Makes blowing up your lot, oh♪♫
♪♫Christmas nukes, Christmas nukes♪♫
♪♫Make us "ooh" and "ahh"♪♫
♪♫Thank you for the festive fight♪♫
♪♫From Blitztopia♪♫
Merry Christmas, guys! 🎄☃❄☕🎄
merry blitzmas
Hi blitz I love your vids thank you for making my day by posting
Blitz learned to think with portals wow!)In general, I would like to see him suffer, the intern has already suffered enough
good job blitz and a merry Christmas
I want to see an uncut forts video with you guys!
Merry chrismas and happy new year ❤❤
yknow, im surprised there hasnt been a drag-upgrade function modded in yet. where if you drag-select wood bracing while having a different wood bracing selected, it would upgrade all of that type of bracing that intersects your selection box. would make upgrading to background/foreground bracing easier, as well as upgrading to modded bracing
i’ve been here since og tabs with the chicken man man you’ve grown so much man in your content and community much love from georgia usa 🫶
8:04 I swiped randomly and without context, uhm, yeaaaaahhhhhh….
This was a good video
always love your videos
Happy Christmas 😊
Please play this game more we love to watch u guys play this game love u guys ❤❤❤
The forts vids are great especially the ones with nukelyer weapons
Btw when intern should've lost connection with his basement. He didn't because explosive barrels can keep connection
Ain’t no way I’m watching this vid exactly a year later 😂😂
i love presents and nuklear weapons so this vid might be good😂
3:26 intern's scream sound's like it's ai
MERRY CHRINTERNDOTMAS EVERYONE!!!
8:59 that's the first time I've heard blitz say pecker. I'm sure it's not the first time he's siad it. But it's the first time I've noticed.
Hey blitz, just to let u know i use my coal to power my thermal power plant and sell the electricity to make money, which i use to buy any present i want
So Santa just gave me a buy anything present
Dear blitz it's Santa have you seen my nukes?
FINALLY FORTS AGAIN !!!
Merry Christmas
What the *hell* is in those radiation rockets to make 'em disintegrate things? I mean, aside from the detonation itself, is that even possible? 🤔
A lot of radiation
ARE THOSE MY RADIATION ROCKETS?!
Yes
New forts video
these randomizers seem verrrry one sided
Merry Nukemas
When are you gonna play clone drone???
I really want to see it again !
(MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!)
merry christmas!
intern is so wird and funy merry crismis
W Christmas gift
Guys, we might be able to talk to BLITZ
I MISSED YOU PLAYING FORTS
More of these videos please
Lol
To the people who saw the lights going up and down very rapidly, because that was me 1hour after post
Hi @Blitz I wanted to ask you what map you have?
remember that time with cade? where u built theres upgraded cannons into rail guns? build that huge nuke silo u wanted to use but u killed him with the railguns to fast. can u do that mod.
More forts, yt will handle
merry christmas
Blitz win
How’s y’all’s day hoing
pretty good yours?
mery fortsmas
Merry crimus.
Been watch
blitz can you make spaceflight videos please
What forts map is this in forts
That’s what I wanna know
Bro kim is looking for his nukes
Yeeaaaaaaa fortzz les goo
Would be nice to see one of my maps being used
Intern, he why I'm here
Idk why but I'm having a crush on intern (for some reasons) 😅
YES
anyone else hear intern call blitz Ian 4:30
Which mod is being used? Is it just labeled Nuclear in the workshop? Who made it? Anyone have a link to it?
Where do you get the maps from
Name drop for blitz
Why is it always by fort videos that the one making the video always wins?
Forts!!!!!!! ❤
MERRYCRIMMAS
I wonder if there is a train mod
Does anyone know the name of the music at the end of the video
put doors Infront of your portal
Santa death!
Day 5 of asking blitz to play one-armed robber
Awesome to see another Forts video thanks.
But the game was so god damn unfair and biased against Intern it was not even funny.
PRESENTS!!😊😊