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  • @El3ven220
    @El3ven220 3 місяці тому +5341

    30:09 I love how it seemed king George was ok losing ALL the colonies but was fucking PISSED on losing Rupert

    • @buzzzysin
      @buzzzysin 3 місяці тому +715

      THEY'VE TAKEN RRRRRUPERT?

    • @LukeSmith1984
      @LukeSmith1984 3 місяці тому +516

      Who's gonna feed my ducks now?!

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 3 місяці тому +86

      But who's going to Drop if Rupert's not there to be crowned Prince to get it.

    • @Irondragon1945
      @Irondragon1945 3 місяці тому +63

      i wonder what Rupert Grint would think of this

    • @creeperking8702
      @creeperking8702 3 місяці тому +15

      Not all the beaver felt hats

  • @jackmanley1473
    @jackmanley1473 3 місяці тому +8847

    "Why is he sh**tng on Scotland & Ireland?"
    *points at all of British history*

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 3 місяці тому +69

      ​@KathlynEppichwtf are you talking about

    • @mrcephalopod
      @mrcephalopod 3 місяці тому

      @@gecttakhla4249 it's a spam bot, just report

    • @lukeskywalker1215
      @lukeskywalker1215 3 місяці тому +251

      ​@@gecttakhla4249They are a spam bot. Best to just report them.

    • @TheLethargicWeirdo985
      @TheLethargicWeirdo985 3 місяці тому

      Half of our history is trying to conquer those countries and then trying to stop them from rebelling when we treat them like garbage

    • @christophermonteith2774
      @christophermonteith2774 3 місяці тому +6

      Yup

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge2031 3 місяці тому +3140

    "They've taken Rupert??? Oh, egregious fu**ery, who's going to feed my ducks now"
    *that is one of the most hilarious random lines I've ever heard the AI come out with*

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 3 місяці тому +163

      I really do love how in all of these videos the AI slowly goes from slightly weird, to suffering from several cases of heatstroke and schizophrenia.

    • @-inFinity05-
      @-inFinity05- 3 місяці тому +71

      Considering Rupert’s land was owned by the British then given to Canada, this is so incredibly poetic.

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 3 місяці тому

      @@Satellaview1889 i agree. adding it into the rules for the ai makes it so much better

    • @avokka
      @avokka 3 місяці тому +28

      ​@@Satellaview1889historically accurate 1700s Kings and presidents

    • @angrymicrowave
      @angrymicrowave 2 місяці тому +6

      30:09

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez 3 місяці тому +976

    King George knew he had seconds to live, and still chose to spend his dying breaths being an eternal hater. God save the king o7

  • @NimicNOR
    @NimicNOR 3 місяці тому +2340

    "They're about as scary as biscuit without tea - they'll crumble" is absolute genius.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 3 місяці тому +76

      And true. Trying to eat one without something to drink is almost torture, and that is with fresh ones. Now imagine if they were dry as nevada desert...(normal state after few days of laying on table)

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 3 місяці тому +5

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907british biscuits or American biscuits

    • @roningfroggy
      @roningfroggy 3 місяці тому +33

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 wtf type of biscuits are you eating that have no structural inegrity?

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 3 місяці тому +33

      @@roningfroggy Any dry ones. You bite them once and now entire table is in breadcrumbs.

    • @ManOfChickens
      @ManOfChickens 3 місяці тому +22

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 please eat structurally integral biscuits

  • @themememaster9582
    @themememaster9582 3 місяці тому +3282

    Hear me out. We need to see a battle between AI King George and AI Napoleon to determine who is the greatest strategist in history.

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 3 місяці тому

      No more shitty Ai vs Ai do X thing they are r tarded programs that don't think they compile and reorganize data. It's not all that much fun if they just shit themselves constantly. "I don't know what this means as I am an (Insert brand name of AI here) AI but here I go on to continue to say these things" BS.

    • @xminus5561
      @xminus5561 3 місяці тому +61

      Yes please

    • @charlesgendron42
      @charlesgendron42 3 місяці тому +23

      This

    • @Ksescel
      @Ksescel 3 місяці тому +17

      Yes

    • @bulbakingdoot3514
      @bulbakingdoot3514 3 місяці тому +13

      Exactly for me

  • @macmadness5932
    @macmadness5932 3 місяці тому +1756

    i love how at 30:48 bro is SCREAMING his war speech and will stop at NOTHING to defeat the colonists
    then its just
    "and for my next trick, i shall become invisible. magic is just a wednesday for me" in the calmest, most gentlemanly voice possible
    made me die of laughter

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 3 місяці тому +61

      Same, that thing is going to be popping into my head for rest of the week and set off laughing. I just know it.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +3

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Emmydoseart
      @Emmydoseart 2 місяці тому +8

      I LITTERALLY fell OFF MY BED when it said that

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 5 днів тому

      It's even better in the stream, because the full line was "and for my next trick, I shall become invincible, or is it invisible. No matter, magic is just another Wednesday for me."

  • @Nicholas86753
    @Nicholas86753 3 місяці тому +457

    I love how King George, out of nowhere, established Rupert owned all that land just to feed his ducks.

    • @tuesday9670
      @tuesday9670 3 місяці тому +33

      Well, yeah, what better place to send your ducks than the Hudson's Bay?

    • @pacman4882
      @pacman4882 Місяць тому

      Why he agreed to blow himself up with the British

  • @SpikeGamer06
    @SpikeGamer06 3 місяці тому +14354

    I love how when doug first introduced Novel AI, it was supposed to be this incredibly skilled storyteller and now Novel AI is just like "yeah they're disguised as bacon"

    • @duckonaroll1913
      @duckonaroll1913 3 місяці тому +632

      ​@KathlynEppichfinal fart

    • @JeffJobs-qn7jy
      @JeffJobs-qn7jy 3 місяці тому +310

      @@duckonaroll1913Mario Kart

    • @bupbuppington4501
      @bupbuppington4501 3 місяці тому +220

      @@JeffJobs-qn7jy Garfield Kart

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 3 місяці тому +147

      It all depends on what you want it to do. I made an absolute bonkers funny story once.

    • @ssfbob456
      @ssfbob456 3 місяці тому +251

      There's settings to tweak that drastically change how the AI behaves. I have a feeling the randomness slider is jacked up to max.

  • @lukeratcliffe2973
    @lukeratcliffe2973 3 місяці тому +4838

    "well fuck me sideways with a crumpet" this is now part of my vocabulary

    • @ultimatecultchaos
      @ultimatecultchaos 3 місяці тому +68

      I just got to that part... I agree

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 місяці тому +50

      I just picture that line in Pip from South Park’s polite little voice.

    • @Awesomellama572
      @Awesomellama572 3 місяці тому +11

      Same

    • @CoolPretzel95
      @CoolPretzel95 3 місяці тому +60

      As a brit, I love the stereotype.
      As a "very polite tea loving hawk" myself disguised as bacon, you're repeating yourself, you're repeating yourself, you're me has stroke

    • @bingolovesdogs3497
      @bingolovesdogs3497 3 місяці тому +27

      4:42 if anyones looking

  • @large7517
    @large7517 3 місяці тому +753

    32:55 this fucking final death speach has so many amazing quotable lines. "Well now... ISN'T THIS JUST THE FUCKING CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAE?!"
    "SECONDS TO LIVE? Might as well make the COUNT."
    "Or NEGLECTING THE FRENCH."

    • @wacka1555
      @wacka1555 3 місяці тому +118

      "WHEN YOU DREAM OF REFINEMENT, IT WILL BE MY GHOST SIPPING TEA IN YOUR NIGHTMARES"

    • @yaboisulfur6212
      @yaboisulfur6212 3 місяці тому +76

      I like the idea that he was just screaming this at the top of his lungs as he's watching a nuke strapped to his former duck feeder come barreling towards him

    • @localsoul9760
      @localsoul9760 2 місяці тому +4

      @@yaboisulfur6212 🤣 Hilarious

    • @envycollar
      @envycollar 2 місяці тому +4

      Ultrakill Act 3 looks amazing

    • @dragonlord9957
      @dragonlord9957 2 місяці тому +12

      There is also “YES YOU WILL HAVE YOUR FREEDOM, BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS LACK THE BRITISH CHARM”
      and
      “The day you understand a crumpet’s true purpose (the British charm) is probably the SAME DAY HELL FREEZES OVER and PIGS BALLET OVER THE CLOUDS”

  • @WHTVRWHTVR
    @WHTVRWHTVR 3 місяці тому +258

    24:35 the delivery of "but instead of GIFTS, you get DEATHam I okay?" sends me

  • @alyx5491
    @alyx5491 3 місяці тому +3044

    "Being blow to bits is just another British past time like croque or neglecting the French" has to be on of the best AI qoutes so far.

    • @MrGeneralHeavy
      @MrGeneralHeavy 3 місяці тому +320

      At first I thought he said "being blown to bits is just another British past time like cocaine or neglecting the French."

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 3 місяці тому +33

      Opium Wars...

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 3 місяці тому +223

      Followed by
      "If you think about it, aren't we all fish in someone else's bathtub"
      So true, bestie. So true

    • @sigmamaverick9215
      @sigmamaverick9215 3 місяці тому +30

      @@MrGeneralHeavy he did say cocaine

    • @HarlemAnatidae
      @HarlemAnatidae 3 місяці тому +10

      Bro what I was scrolling through comments and when I saw this one the same line was playing in the background this is witchcraft

  • @Neefew
    @Neefew 3 місяці тому +2772

    George III was famously insane, which is why he was such a good match for Twitch Chat

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 3 місяці тому +86

      The real question is who's better? Spypoleon or King George. They're all good rivals for Twitch chat

    • @randomninja7632
      @randomninja7632 3 місяці тому +151

      @@CharaGonzalez-lt7ywtwitch chat always has a clean sweep against Napoleon. King George put up more of a fight

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 3 місяці тому +28

      @@randomninja7632 nah I swear Doug screws him over every video. It kind of sucks to see

    • @somusai
      @somusai 3 місяці тому +13

      As a brit,
      The way twitch chat won enrages me dearly

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 3 місяці тому +11

      All i ever learned about King George III growing up was that he was mad, thanks to horrible histories

  • @ZenziStar
    @ZenziStar 3 місяці тому +561

    "They have taken Rupert!? Oh, egregious f*ckery! ...Who's going to feed my ducks now!?!"

    • @snap2cb777
      @snap2cb777 2 місяці тому +10

      The vocal ai is so good

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 2 місяці тому +6

      That's actually one of the funniest things I've ever heard

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 3 місяці тому +222

    “ChatGPT is one of the most advanced AI ever created”
    ChatGPT: “Well fuck me sideways with a crumpet isn’t that a fine pickle”

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 3 місяці тому +5815

    "It's 1776," Doug cried, "you can't have battle mechs and nukes!"
    But alas, the Twitch brain-rot had already begun...

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 3 місяці тому +347

      5 minutes later: "Hulk smashes the london, and the ocean is evaporated with nukes, everyone is f-ed."

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 3 місяці тому +15

      Already forgot about Link Rot eh? what a sad sad little man or woman.

    • @guyincognito6953
      @guyincognito6953 3 місяці тому +67

      I mean, historically speaking, Doug is far more brain-rotten with his idea that the king could do whatever he wanted. The English Bill of Rights was around then and severely limited their power. Even one of the colonies' main grievances, being the taxes was due to the Parliament, specifically the House of Commons.
      I'm very fun at parties, by the way.

    • @tdc3477
      @tdc3477 3 місяці тому +32

      @@guyincognito6953 I bet you are, sounds like you know a lot of facts people don't, that can be fun

    • @lilybelden9405
      @lilybelden9405 3 місяці тому +35

      @@guyincognito6953 yes the fact the king could do what he wanted was far less accurate then the mechs and nukes in 1766. these are the correct priorities

  • @Midknightowl42
    @Midknightowl42 3 місяці тому +2541

    "A comic book? In 1776? These colonials are more delusional than a toad in a top hat!" Such a gold line

    • @darkace98
      @darkace98 3 місяці тому +147

      I love that it’s comic books he has a problem with, and not the battle mechs

    • @Stoneador
      @Stoneador 3 місяці тому +105

      @@darkace98it’s because he thinks they’re just “battle necks”

    • @phoenixomega806
      @phoenixomega806 3 місяці тому +4

      He sounded SO similar to Squidward when he said that

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому

      E‎ ‎ ‎

  • @jaydendriver8734
    @jaydendriver8734 3 місяці тому +101

    "When you dream of refinement, it will be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares"
    What a line

  • @IceShadedEcho
    @IceShadedEcho 3 місяці тому +133

    "A colonials greatest fear is anything resembling culture" - AI King George III had some sick burns, hot dang!

  • @Jones209
    @Jones209 3 місяці тому +3862

    Doug: You can't nuke Delaware, it's the 1700s
    Also Doug: Sure let's eat all of Delaware why not

    • @ebenezer-scrooge
      @ebenezer-scrooge 3 місяці тому +422

      they still had mouths in the 1700s smh

    • @catmacopter8545
      @catmacopter8545 3 місяці тому +233

      yeah but eating hadn't been invented until 1893​@@ebenezer-scrooge

    • @timothyisstupid
      @timothyisstupid 3 місяці тому +39

      ​@catmacopter8545 So did they just, drink all the food?

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 3 місяці тому +82

      @@catmacopter8545 but shoving stuff into your mouth was invented in 1664, during the plague

    • @scramblz5053
      @scramblz5053 3 місяці тому +2

      o7

  • @user-sm1bi5ix6l
    @user-sm1bi5ix6l 3 місяці тому +1565

    Chat has realised the novelAI meta: Say completely insane grand things and hope the AI remembers it in the next prompt, then snowball the game.

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup 3 місяці тому +246

      too bad the insanity of King George allowed him to rival that strategy, essentially doing the same

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 3 місяці тому +126

      @@hisupwassup only temporarily, like in reality once chat got france involved it was over for him

    • @scientificthesis
      @scientificthesis 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@hisupwassupThat's my king!

    • @DestroyedArkana
      @DestroyedArkana 3 місяці тому +42

      The AI just keeps doing food based attacks which isn't really as impactful as nukes

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile 3 місяці тому +19

      I think you're giving brain rotten chat WAYYYYYYYYYYYY too much credit here lmfao.
      Like an irresponsible amount of credit, possibly treasonous amounts of it.

  • @isitlauren
    @isitlauren 3 місяці тому +75

    "Well now, _isn't this just the_ *FUCKING* _CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAY,_ SECONDS TO *LIVE???"*
    - King George the third, seconds before he died (probably)

  • @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164
    @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164 3 місяці тому +83

    I like how Doug asks "why is he racist against scots and irish" as if that isn't historically accurate

  • @henryfalconetti8902
    @henryfalconetti8902 3 місяці тому +3077

    30:09 I love how Rupert is this mysterious and possibly sinister figure throughout the whole video, only to be revealed as the Royal Duck Feeder. Fly high king

    • @snakevenom8136
      @snakevenom8136 3 місяці тому +289

      I love that the royal duck feeder gets more land than the whole of England

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 3 місяці тому +92

      That fucking killed me. Like a crumpet.

    • @muzz4610
      @muzz4610 3 місяці тому +13

      i love how you spoiled this for no reason and added no further comedy

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug 3 місяці тому +121

      ​@@muzz4610 why were you looking in the comments, a palce which would definitely have spoilers for the video, expecting to not get spoiled?

    • @henryfalconetti8902
      @henryfalconetti8902 3 місяці тому +79

      ​​@@muzz4610I'm sorry for spoiling the Rupert arc on this DougDoug video

  • @spectre6892
    @spectre6892 3 місяці тому +1630

    Doug: Sir!! Sir!! Terrible news
    King George: Did I lose my Colonies?!
    Doug: No! Far worse! They've....got Rupert!
    King George: H O W D A R E T H E Y

    • @realmaggymage
      @realmaggymage 3 місяці тому +85

      I just love to imagine the "H O W D A R E T H E Y" from King George as him suddenly speaking like a fucking demon or some shit, eyes turning pure black, ready to sell his soul to gain vengeance

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @End_Mii
      @End_Mii 3 місяці тому +46

      "WHAT EGREGIOUS FUCKERY!!!"

    • @FlareBlitzBanana
      @FlareBlitzBanana 3 місяці тому +42

      @@End_Mii "WHO'S GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW?!?!?!"

    • @jamozmynamoz6516
      @jamozmynamoz6516 3 місяці тому +3

      @@realmaggymage Not far off based on historical knowledge

  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames 3 місяці тому +85

    "They've taken Rupert!?! Oh, egregious fuckery!"
    - King George III

    • @Mayhemseeker
      @Mayhemseeker 2 місяці тому +8

      “WHO’S GONNA FEED MY DUCKS NOW?!?!”

  • @flampagan1994
    @flampagan1994 3 місяці тому +83

    Love how the king is all tea and crumpets when a colony is taken, but as soon as its Rupert' ''What egregious fuckery!''

    • @milkyteadrops
      @milkyteadrops 2 місяці тому +4

      "WHO'S GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW"

  • @peruru84
    @peruru84 3 місяці тому +1086

    "Return to their liberte, egalite, absurdite"
    is such a fire line lmao

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 3 місяці тому +692

    "Liberte, Egalite, and Absurdite." is a fucking fire burn.

  • @philipsalama8083
    @philipsalama8083 3 місяці тому +34

    I love how chat didn't just beat the British, they took away the ocean so now there's nothing to stop Napoleon from marching his army to London in a few years. That's just overkill.

  • @cr0-okedglasses814
    @cr0-okedglasses814 3 місяці тому +52

    DougDoug: “You can’t use nukes, they weren’t invented yet.”
    *Not 5 minutes later*
    “So we made the Statue of Liberty into a mech.”

  • @blissfulzane7154
    @blissfulzane7154 3 місяці тому +861

    21:19 "Oh I do love to dance but only with invisble headgehogs...they got great taste in music."
    You heard it here folks, George III danced with Sonic.

    • @realmaggymage
      @realmaggymage 3 місяці тому +75

      Well, it makes sense that he wants to dance only with invisible hedgehogs, seeing as he himself can apparently turn invisible as well.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +3

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @captainnomekop5056
      @captainnomekop5056 3 місяці тому +22

      And as we all know Sonic has incredible taste in music.

    • @kalandillon8320
      @kalandillon8320 3 місяці тому +22

      He’s not wrong, sonic does have tons of great music.

    • @monke3969
      @monke3969 3 місяці тому +15

      I now realised the invisible hedgehogs foreshadowed how he decided to go invisible at the end

  • @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367
    @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367 3 місяці тому +507

    Im not a tea drinker, but if someone presented me with tea called "Holy shit that's strong tea", you bet your ass Id drink it

  • @Zebo12345678
    @Zebo12345678 3 місяці тому +44

    You can imagine King George standing atop his ship shouting that final speech over the bay as Rupert Grint literally runs atop the water, bomb strapped to his chest. George, knowing there is no hope, projects his voice as loud as he can across the colonies, letting the Americans know that even in death, this isn't over, and the Brits will continue to conquer them in their nightmares.
    What a poetic end to a narcissistic ruler.
    He's still no Napoleon though. The Napoleon AI is unmatched in this genre.

  • @shinylugia7052
    @shinylugia7052 3 місяці тому +28

    British: We have an army
    Americans: We have a hulk.

  • @FlarpTart
    @FlarpTart 3 місяці тому +1244

    “Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. An invisible room. With invisible hedgehogs. And hedgehogs make me dance.” - King George III

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 3 місяці тому +127

      They had a great taste in music at least. You know, the thing invisible hedgehogs are most known for.

    • @secretnya
      @secretnya 3 місяці тому +44

      "Dance? I was a dancer once...

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 3 місяці тому +3

      Meanwhile in Japan Art be like..... Octopus + Woman.

    • @titouanboulanger6877
      @titouanboulanger6877 3 місяці тому +16

      @@secretnya "they locked me into an hedgehog. A crazy hedgehog

    • @aggressivertyp9663
      @aggressivertyp9663 3 місяці тому +13

      @@titouanboulanger6877 crazy? I was crazy once.

  • @BurntWaffles27
    @BurntWaffles27 3 місяці тому +490

    the pure fear and anger in king georges voice when doug announced that chat got rupert at 30:07

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 3 місяці тому +27

      Doug: “That’s… what Rupert…?”

  • @Cnadiandip
    @Cnadiandip 3 місяці тому +62

    Idea: King George should return as a cyborg for some reason and challenge Napoleon Bonaparte to a battle for all of Europe to get revenge on France for assisting in Britains defeat of the revolutionary war

  • @tomleggosaurus1
    @tomleggosaurus1 3 місяці тому +44

    Shoutout to 'Doug's AI characters going fucking insane'. Gotta be one of my favourite video genres.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 3 місяці тому +7

      Canonically accurate too!
      Probably because he was Trauma-ridden by his first son’s death and old age bringing all sorts of mental health issues, plus some other things,
      Idk, History class isn’t exactly taught well around here.
      The George III being f’cking cuckoo was real though

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 3 місяці тому +246

    "Being blown to bits is just another British pastime, like cocaine or neglecting the French." -George the Third, apparently

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 місяці тому +22

      Moments before death

    • @CianNorman-Wright
      @CianNorman-Wright 3 місяці тому +50

      Croquet not cocaine but either way great line

    • @zixvirzjghamn737
      @zixvirzjghamn737 2 місяці тому +1

      You're right, it wasn't popular until the 1800's, around the time of Sherlock Holmes@@CianNorman-Wright

  • @ShinraTogami
    @ShinraTogami 3 місяці тому +440

    Love that King George saw that Twitch chat was extraordinarily hungry and strategized around that

  • @captaincole4511
    @captaincole4511 3 місяці тому +18

    30:09 I laughed so hard at the way he says "WHOS GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW??"

  • @BandageVanguard
    @BandageVanguard 3 місяці тому +22

    16:31 Lmao, George is shushing him for interrupting

  • @nefylia4037
    @nefylia4037 3 місяці тому +835

    "As an aspiring writer, I'm nervous about the idea of AI taking over my passions and potential career in creating stories-"
    "Oh i do love to dance but only with invisible hedgehogs!"
    "...nevermind I think I'm good

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 3 місяці тому +173

      "Tell me a Greek Philosopher starting with M."
      "A Greek Philosopher starting with M is Maristotle."

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup 3 місяці тому +83

      ​@@TheDanishGuyReviewsmaristotle had a little mamb

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 3 місяці тому +28

      dunno, invisible hedgehogs are basically better than tolkien

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @voidanims
      @voidanims 3 місяці тому +6

      I dunno, iff i was you I'd be terrified

  • @Blub_525
    @Blub_525 3 місяці тому +330

    As a Virginian I will admit that we have a statue of the George v George boxing match. We even have a wooden box we smack people with from time to time.

    • @nathannunes2894
      @nathannunes2894 3 місяці тому +35

      Are you in George Washington or Thomas Jefferson?

    • @jasonzhou8274
      @jasonzhou8274 3 місяці тому +17

      @@nathannunes2894 According to Google it's right on the border of the two.

  • @L0calQu33r_Cryptid
    @L0calQu33r_Cryptid 3 місяці тому +33

    watching doug, chat, and ai interact is like watching a bunch of toddlers play with action figures and army men, especially at 28:52

  • @glorb09
    @glorb09 3 місяці тому +4

    "they disguised themselves as bacon"
    we shoulda remembered that for WWII

  • @KingMatthewXV
    @KingMatthewXV 3 місяці тому +595

    4:58 As a Marylander they can take our freedom but they shall never insult OUR CRABS.

    • @ActuallyAthena
      @ActuallyAthena 3 місяці тому +18

      Our crabs suck, i actually do prefer a nice bri'sh lobster

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah but Point Look Out though...

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 місяці тому +2

      Erm… 😅 Crabs pride! 🤢

    • @mitzo4526
      @mitzo4526 3 місяці тому +11

      OLD BAY FOREVER

    • @doomdoge
      @doomdoge 3 місяці тому +9

      @@ActuallyAthena Found the Red Coat

  • @TheVeeBeaT
    @TheVeeBeaT 3 місяці тому +353

    25:05 George had some astoundingly good one-liners, and I think this is the best one

    • @gunnarschlichting9886
      @gunnarschlichting9886 3 місяці тому +39

      Agreed, that line goes hard.

    • @BlueLiminality
      @BlueLiminality 3 місяці тому +36

      You could feel the smug sarcasm.

    • @IshowSongNames
      @IshowSongNames 3 місяці тому +39

      They'd return to their Liberte 🦅 egality 😇 absurdity 🤬 so sit back and pour us some of the finest tea 🍵 and watch this grand spectacle of colonial and french catastrophe 🥶 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @theantagonist801
      @theantagonist801 3 місяці тому +5

      @@IshowSongNames Spitting Bars fr

  • @themadtitan8379
    @themadtitan8379 3 місяці тому +36

    3:10 “why’s he shitting on Ireland and Scotland?” Because he’s British, Doug

  • @togytogathan1302
    @togytogathan1302 3 місяці тому +16

    "They'll be shitting bricks wrapped in union jacks before they even know what hit them." AI really will rule the world

  • @Katari_
    @Katari_ 3 місяці тому +272

    King George the third is unironically the funniest character in all of DougDoug history 😂
    Every single line is pure gold.
    My favourite quote is definitely: "And if you dream of refinement it will be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares! 🤣

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 3 місяці тому +54

      What really set me off was him shouting with righteous anger how he will crush the colonies... and then becoming most calm person ever. "And for my next trick, I will turn invisible. Magic is just a wednesday for me"

    • @Slimmsnarl
      @Slimmsnarl 3 місяці тому +9

      What are number one and two

  • @Shadowxx98
    @Shadowxx98 3 місяці тому +701

    "One of our British VIP's has suggested to immediately surrender to the British"
    Was Spiff in the chat?

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE 3 місяці тому +36

      Which Spiff? Space one or ing one?

    • @deimondrawsproductions
      @deimondrawsproductions 3 місяці тому +68

      the fact I thought u meant Astralspiff and was confused on when he became british-😅

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE 3 місяці тому +50

      @@deimondrawsproductions I mean, he's Canadian, and that's _probably_ close enough _maybe._

    • @derpfluidvariant0916
      @derpfluidvariant0916 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@CR1MSONACEI hate how I instantly understand what you were asking.

    • @deimondrawsproductions
      @deimondrawsproductions 3 місяці тому +9

      @@CR1MSONACE XD Id have thought itd go under french atleast

  • @sonan333
    @sonan333 3 місяці тому +2

    Now we need a part 2, where it is a war for the newly formed ocean land, and the brits now have a radiated zombie King George to lead them.

  • @izeh567
    @izeh567 3 місяці тому +12

    Hey doug, i know you probably won't see this, but i just wanted to thank you.
    I've been dealing with depression for a while now, and your content has brought me comfort and an army of laughs in these hard times. Thank you DougDoug!

  • @dragonfluf
    @dragonfluf 3 місяці тому +418

    I really love Doug's character trait of being absurdly patriotic but also knowing next to nothing about history

  • @aaronhelmsman
    @aaronhelmsman 3 місяці тому +475

    In Marvel canon, Bruce BANNER is the Hulk. His love interest is Betty Ross, a woman with a name VERY similar to Betsy Ross, real life creator of the star-spangled banner. A revolutionary Hulk mech is literally a giant weapon as a monument to the flag of the country and incredibly American

    • @kostasouliotis1559
      @kostasouliotis1559 3 місяці тому +15

      star-spangled banner was written by a poet named Francis Scott Key in 1814 (so war of 1812). Betsy Ross (a seamstress by trade) made some of the first flags flown by the United States and allegedly helped finish the design

    • @peanutbutter6720
      @peanutbutter6720 3 місяці тому +38

      @@kostasouliotis1559the song is named after the flag being a “star-spangled banner”. So they’re technically not wrong

    • @DessertArbiter
      @DessertArbiter 3 місяці тому +2

      historians now agree that Betsy Ross probably never existed

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kostasouliotis1559 She literally made THE star spangled banner the song is about

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 місяці тому +1

      @@DessertArbiter She didn't after Hulk was done with her

  • @tymunster
    @tymunster 3 місяці тому +5

    Dougdoug is the only person who I will see a title and thumbnail, think to myself "this has to be some of the worst content ever. There's no way I watch this." And then I watch it and love it

  • @Ratscallion_exe
    @Ratscallion_exe 3 місяці тому +5

    10:53 Lupus Regine(?) in latin, ruffly translates to "Wolf Queen" which combined with "Royal Furry Fangs" would imply more than one werewolf...
    George is not screwing around, he let the his British furry queen hellhound unit (convention) out to get YOU, and oh boy, he is going to make Geneva look like a casual tea party.

  • @mlpfanboy1701
    @mlpfanboy1701 3 місяці тому +304

    Welcome to drunk history, the teachers blood alcohol level in this class makes him legally dead 10 beers ago.

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 3 місяці тому +10

      I'm pretty sure the teacher runs on pure alcohol by now.

    • @rubber_man647
      @rubber_man647 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Ryann9alcohol and olive oil

    • @guy_kisser
      @guy_kisser 3 місяці тому +8

      Reminds me of demoman

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 місяці тому +4

      Okay that just gave me an idea, Drunk DougDoug vs an AI

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 3 місяці тому

      @guy_kisser Now I want to see Twitch chat face off against AI William Wallace portrayed by the Demoman.

  • @Synchos90
    @Synchos90 3 місяці тому +162

    They fought like a soft breeze over a summer hill.
    They fought like a peaking microphone.
    They fought like a squirting bottle of ketchup.

    • @robertchaney2704
      @robertchaney2704 3 місяці тому +46

      They fought like a raccoon in a dumpster
      They fought like two drunks in a parking lot
      They fought like a mother for custody of her child

    • @WackyrDrago
      @WackyrDrago 3 місяці тому +9

      They fought like drunken fathers.
      They fought like furious widows.
      They fought like the hulk.

    • @zixvirzjghamn737
      @zixvirzjghamn737 2 місяці тому +2

      They fought like a pack of savage honey badgers.
      They fought like an unexploded nuclear warhead.
      They fought like a voraciously hungry bear eating a horse.

  • @FishDrinkLightGreen
    @FishDrinkLightGreen 3 місяці тому +12

    "Another British pastime like croquet or neglecting the French"
    Wow it really is historically accurate!

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 місяці тому +9

    Holy shit, saying "being blown up is just another British past time like cocaine or neglecting the French" is the most gigachad thing ever said

  • @pissgaming420
    @pissgaming420 3 місяці тому +1376

    I can't believe the British were AI all along. I'm shitting and crying rn.

    • @lermajerms
      @lermajerms 3 місяці тому +90

      im just shitting

    • @nuclear4569
      @nuclear4569 3 місяці тому +35

      Makes sense, that's why they pronounce everything weird.

    • @piemanpeek2357
      @piemanpeek2357 3 місяці тому +38

      Actually pissing and shitting and kicking my feet and crying

    • @NITE_CALEB
      @NITE_CALEB 3 місяці тому +11

      @@nuclear4569 makes sense

    • @ranting2daMAX
      @ranting2daMAX 3 місяці тому +13

      thanks piss gaming 420 very helpful insight (also nice pfp)

  • @Gabriel_TR
    @Gabriel_TR 3 місяці тому +178

    30:06 i love the sheer indignation to the fact they got Rupert

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 3 місяці тому +29

      "oh egregious fuckery!" is going to be integrated into my daily life no matter the cost.

    • @Gabriel_TR
      @Gabriel_TR 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@comyuse9103 Baffle them with your superior British culture

  • @animalhalo5984
    @animalhalo5984 3 місяці тому +3

    Twitch chat is basically a Looney Tunes villain that keeps getting foiled by their own plans

  • @cennerdobber8196
    @cennerdobber8196 3 місяці тому +183

    “I love an invasion of my capital city. It’s like Christmas but instead of presents you get death”😅😅 what

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 3 місяці тому +25

      Man, King George III really has no heart. I would know because I won it in a game of cards.

    • @fakenamington8570
      @fakenamington8570 3 місяці тому

      I think I've seen that episode of doctor who

  • @maniacbluejay
    @maniacbluejay 3 місяці тому +178

    I love it when the AI eventually turns into an insanity-riddled, sass master

    • @droidixbacon
      @droidixbacon 3 місяці тому +11

      it was actually arguably more sane than the actual George most of the time

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 місяці тому +7

      Most of the time, he _was_ sane. The madness was more of a Napoleonic era thing.

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 3 місяці тому +6

    "When you dream of refinement, it'll be my ghost, sipping tea in your nightmares."

  • @SirPanikalot778
    @SirPanikalot778 3 місяці тому +144

    I like how King George cycles through upwards of 6 british accents at any given time.

  • @randomnessatitsfinest6089
    @randomnessatitsfinest6089 3 місяці тому +144

    30:07 is absolutely rib shatteringly funny

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 3 місяці тому +12

      I have been laughing at it for 20 minutes now. Moment I think I am getting it under control and suddenly "and for my next trick..." pops into my head and here I go again, laughing.

    • @Eric-jh5mp
      @Eric-jh5mp 3 місяці тому +8

      Ya I've been scrolling the comments for like 30 min after watching it to revisit the time stamps. I've revisited this like 20 times and it's still getting me.

  • @waffle7356
    @waffle7356 2 місяці тому +7

    As a proud delaware resident, please send us adrift into the sea

  • @Meca-Mat
    @Meca-Mat 2 місяці тому +5

    I can't believe ChatGPT randomly said one of King George's most famous line: "Magic is just another Wednesday for me."

  • @Krakachan
    @Krakachan 3 місяці тому +1197

    2:09 - King George: “Ah, Delaware! Filled with more empty space than a Scottish man’s understanding of dental hygiene!”
    Me, a Scot minus two wisdom teeth: *Angry Scottish Noises*

    • @ciboria1
      @ciboria1 3 місяці тому +33

      Don't you mean HIFF?

    • @7evene1ev3n8
      @7evene1ev3n8 3 місяці тому +97

      Dear lord, he’s so angry google translate cannot translate him beyond “angry Scottish noise”

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 3 місяці тому +11

      Angry Thhhhhh noises

    • @Krakachan
      @Krakachan 3 місяці тому +34

      It’s a mixture of a thick accent and heavy amounts of alcohol and anaesthetic. It’s utterly unintelligible to even other Scots!

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 3 місяці тому +12

      I thought scottish people were always angry, they're like british germans or something, no?

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 3 місяці тому +169

    17:47 I like to think that benjamin franklin is like the emperor from the old Star Wars and hes shooting lightning from his fingertips.

  • @BetaBoyisme
    @BetaBoyisme 3 місяці тому +6

    The Rupert duck feeding improv from the funny robot was probably the best thing I've heard in awhile

  • @redcarkyle123
    @redcarkyle123 3 місяці тому +7

    I loved when King Charles III decided to go to a small cillage and sell a bunch of "french stuff".

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 місяці тому +294

    The real life king George was famously dubbed insane due to mental health issues, so the AI is actually too coherent here when compared to the real person. To be historically accurate AI George should be making random 400 word long paragraphs every time he speaks, with every sentence ending with the word peacock (because yes, that’s something that the real king George did during his illness)

    • @thefrubblewarrior4678
      @thefrubblewarrior4678 3 місяці тому +2

      What?

    • @eiiiotj
      @eiiiotj 3 місяці тому +34

      @@thefrubblewarrior4678 what don’t you understand, peacock?

    • @sarahbunny0618
      @sarahbunny0618 2 місяці тому

      @@eiiiotjLMFAO I read that in my head like an animal crossing catchphrase

  • @sirdancelot4098
    @sirdancelot4098 3 місяці тому +137

    I don’t blame them for being confused by Rupert’s Land.
    I’m Canadian and we’ve been taught about it since second grade and I still didn’t understand what it was until like 10th Grade lol.
    (It’s the territory defined by tributaries that flow into the Hudson’s Bay for anyone who still doesn’t know. It was valuable because of the plentiful amount of beaver pelts that could be produced there. Also the Hudson’s Bay Company operated there lol)

    • @ActuallyAthena
      @ActuallyAthena 3 місяці тому +3

      Okay but who is ruber

    • @lucasshostrand9462
      @lucasshostrand9462 3 місяці тому +17

      @@ActuallyAthenaHe was their first governor and died in 1682. He was also called Rupert of the Rhine.

    • @derekstryder2281
      @derekstryder2281 3 місяці тому +3

      @@ActuallyAthena Rupert was a cousin of King George who allowed the formation of the Hudson Bay's Company.

  • @settratheimperishable7800
    @settratheimperishable7800 2 місяці тому +6

    “When you think about it, aren’t we just fish in someone else’s bathtub? Splendid!”
    - Last words of King George III

  • @romanallgeier4661
    @romanallgeier4661 3 місяці тому +460

    23:27 skipping to a random part out of context is terrifying

  • @KLGB76
    @KLGB76 3 місяці тому +70

    I’m French and my history teachers never told me the statue of liberty was a mech.

    • @flirkyn1661
      @flirkyn1661 3 місяці тому +9

      I'm french too and I'm conflicted about a lot of things there

  • @Kaiasky
    @Kaiasky 3 місяці тому +6

    "Liberté, égalité, insanité" might be the funniest thing an AI has generated in any dougdoug stream

  • @kaydenbrashier
    @kaydenbrashier 3 місяці тому +10

    I love how at 21:24 George almost sounds as if he was embarrassed at what he said

  • @daiyadoggo
    @daiyadoggo 3 місяці тому +143

    I love how this one, unlike the others which were just simple conquests with (mostly, except the Napoleon one) fictional factions from certain starting points, the whole starting point here is just entirely inaccurate so it's already messed up lol

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 3 місяці тому +16

      What are you talking about? This is completely accurate to the revolutionary war

  • @spiffy6451
    @spiffy6451 3 місяці тому +117

    "why is he shitting on scotland and ireland?" said no brit ever

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 3 місяці тому

      Does someone who doesn’t identify as British count?

  • @lucasshostrand9462
    @lucasshostrand9462 3 місяці тому +5

    If anyone is wondering who Rupert actually is he was the first governor of the Hudson bay company and died in 1682. He was also called Rupert of the Rhine.

  • @emeraldnickel
    @emeraldnickel 3 місяці тому +7

    George's closing speech was absolute gold.

  • @GodOhMyGosh
    @GodOhMyGosh 3 місяці тому +98

    Doug, u are literally my favourite UA-camr, you have brought me through good times and bad, all with a smile on my face. You deserve a lot more than this but it's all I can give right now. Thank you for being a great and original creator Doug.

  • @OfficialAlfiethegamer
    @OfficialAlfiethegamer 3 місяці тому +240

    "Well fuck me sideways with a crumpet" Has got to be one of the most dumbest quotes from an AI text to speech, that I have ever heard in my life

    • @Guitarton
      @Guitarton 3 місяці тому +13

      *greatest quote

    • @Krakachan
      @Krakachan 3 місяці тому +1

      The greatest quote of all time!

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Krakachantolkien is shitting his pants in his grave rn

    • @frozenbonkchoy4986
      @frozenbonkchoy4986 3 місяці тому +1

      Timestamp?

  • @Dinoman972
    @Dinoman972 3 місяці тому +3

    I love how Doug tried to prevent Chat from using historically innacurate weapons like nukes or chainsaws only for George to immediately create Black Friday one or two centuries earlier unopposed.

  • @remitsu9715
    @remitsu9715 3 місяці тому +2

    hi doug, i just wanted to say i'm so happy you upload these amazing videos
    been watching so many videos lately and i am loving EVERYTHING you and chat make
    thanks for the amazing content :D

  • @NuminorTheFool
    @NuminorTheFool 3 місяці тому +52

    Jim Ross: WAIT WHO'S THAT? OH MY GOWD ITS THE FRENCH! AND THEY'VE BROUGHT A STEEL CHAIR!

    • @livebackwards
      @livebackwards 3 місяці тому +7

      BAH GAWD IS THAT LA MARSEILLAISE I HEAR???

  • @august101wheatley8
    @august101wheatley8 3 місяці тому +69

    29:14 No doubts or questions, just absolute destruction

  • @TalosParoxi
    @TalosParoxi 3 місяці тому +1

    I love these videos, I can never stick around for these whole streams so getting it streamlined like this is great.

  • @marvelousmrdave3291
    @marvelousmrdave3291 2 місяці тому +5

    These are some of the best videos on UA-cam

  • @alextang3860
    @alextang3860 3 місяці тому +40

    30:12 "WHOS GONNA FEED MY DUCKS NOW" 😂

  • @aclon5457
    @aclon5457 3 місяці тому +122

    Considering King George III will eventually go insane, his tactics here do not surprise me

    • @RainJamba
      @RainJamba 3 місяці тому +11

      eventually??? did u hear what he was saying in the second half

    • @aclon5457
      @aclon5457 3 місяці тому +8

      @@RainJamba please this pales in comparison to the real life escapades of George III

  • @procato949
    @procato949 3 місяці тому

    These are definitely my favorite type of videos, thanks for a banger DougDoug!