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КОМЕНТАРІ • 965

  • @RooiRokBokkie
    @RooiRokBokkie 2 роки тому +1001

    "You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps if you don't have any f*cking boots" felt super validating to hear.

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 2 роки тому +2917

    Dads are like boomerangs
    They hit you

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 2 роки тому +129

      Take my like, this is a good comment

    • @YTSeiyaGoFire
      @YTSeiyaGoFire 2 роки тому +21

      MAN

    • @Wejims
      @Wejims 2 роки тому +16

      Why.

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 2 роки тому +70

      Dads Are Like Boomerang, If You Don't Catch It, You Are Doom.

    • @Tuberock2016
      @Tuberock2016 2 роки тому +22

      yeah they hits u back when u throw them

  • @Mr_Stickman
    @Mr_Stickman 2 роки тому +887

    Aka the ultimate “relatable” subreddit.

  • @ramune_u
    @ramune_u 2 роки тому +129

    i seriously love Emkay. it's just a group of people who get paid to read. and it's not even books, it's memes. i love it

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 роки тому +5

      I could swear they get paid to laugh. Or descend into madness. Either way.

    • @ramune_u
      @ramune_u 2 роки тому +2

      @@ladykoiwolfe yeah see that's what i love about it!

    • @ramune_u
      @ramune_u 2 роки тому +1

      @@F_NerdShark speaking of that, i think there was a small argument over if this type of meme videos (where people read it out loud) were better, or if ones with computer-generated voices were better. i agree, Emkay adds a lot of personality to the memes they read, and it's amazing-

    • @ramune_u
      @ramune_u 2 роки тому

      @@F_NerdShark exactly my point

    • @ddfortune
      @ddfortune 2 роки тому +1

      68 turns to 69 with me

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D 2 роки тому +149

    Jack is just-
    His giggle made my entire existence-
    "HEe, heE HeE~!"

    • @averagestudent2910
      @averagestudent2910 2 роки тому +1

      Timestamp pls

    • @djpettigrew9816
      @djpettigrew9816 2 роки тому +2

      Michael Jackson

    • @Ilostmycat
      @Ilostmycat Місяць тому +1

      am I going insane because I would bet money that *Christopher Robin Nelson* in fact narrated this video and *not* Jack

  • @AbsolutePayaso
    @AbsolutePayaso 2 роки тому +346

    The first meme to orphans:
    “Maybe i’ll find my dad again!”

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 2 роки тому +165

    Me_irl is absolute gold with the laughing Birb. And hey there Kevin, you got a shoutout~! Emkay overlords acknowledge your existence!

  • @ULTRAMANUAL
    @ULTRAMANUAL 2 роки тому +140

    "Dads are like boomerangs"
    Orphans:damm my dad isnt coming back.

    • @tommythefireman4392
      @tommythefireman4392 2 роки тому +4

      He’s a nerf bullet.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 роки тому +1

      * Batman cries in the shadows *
      Look what you've done.

    • @JOOSEBOXES
      @JOOSEBOXES 2 роки тому +2

      @@tommythefireman4392 it hurts a little bit, and you lose it!

    • @5H4TT3R3D
      @5H4TT3R3D 2 роки тому

      It's because they can't afford a boomerang.

    • @zecrettier
      @zecrettier 2 роки тому

      Probably it's broken

  • @brayden2983
    @brayden2983 2 роки тому +437

    I love How entertaining each of the Narrator's Intros are and how much they differ from one another.
    Robin: Just Insults a Random thing about himself or something he has in his room. "It's Me, Robin, The one with really bad teeth" or "And am drinking the Most disgusting up of coffee I have ever tasted."
    Jack just introduces Himself and refers to the audience with long strings of words that we, the viewers, only sometimes understand fully. "What's going on, It's me Jack, The Thunder From Down Under, and you, My Fantastic Philanthropists are Going to Enjoy This Weeks Variantations of Musical Ma- Ma Me, Meeies. Do I know what Variantations means; *Laughs* Not a Clue. To The MEMES"
    Lexi just Introduces the Subreddit with her Personality. "What's Up, Sexy, I'm Lexi and Welcome back to Emkay. Today we are going to be taking a look at r/SuddenlyGay. I'm just going to slide past my wide range of Trans-Lesbian Jokes. Enjoy the Video."

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 роки тому +25

      This is a fantastic job of capturing the essence of their intros.

    • @brayden2983
      @brayden2983 2 роки тому +28

      I accidentally made an intro that Jack should legitimately use.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 роки тому +10

      @@brayden2983 absolutely.

    • @RustyyDAWG
      @RustyyDAWG 2 роки тому +5

      Don’t forget Damian

    • @brayden2983
      @brayden2983 2 роки тому +7

      @@RustyyDAWG Damian hasn't Voiced a Video in around 2 years.

  • @meep7923
    @meep7923 2 роки тому +190

    "memes that spoon you" *ah yes, the reason why context exists.*

    • @deliloxc.
      @deliloxc. 2 роки тому +5

      Sorry for being a grammar nazi but it's context*

    • @ThatSmallFry27
      @ThatSmallFry27 2 роки тому +12

      @@deliloxc. It was probably a typo, but, really, in my mind, there are no grammar Nazis, just smart people.

    • @deliloxc.
      @deliloxc. 2 роки тому +2

      @@ThatSmallFry27 ah shit my heart-

    • @legendofacriuswithornament2019
      @legendofacriuswithornament2019 2 роки тому +1

      @@deliloxc. probably tried to type it fast and autocorrect thought it was supposed to be contest.

    • @CeilingOven.
      @CeilingOven. 2 роки тому

      @@-bebyelove..6688 just tell me what the virus does

  • @ciro.6307
    @ciro.6307 2 роки тому +121

    gotta love that he will flip us off in his intro every video from now on

    • @ciro.6307
      @ciro.6307 2 роки тому

      @@-bebyelove..6688 im fine

  • @Redkarmaa
    @Redkarmaa 2 роки тому +105

    This sub proves that we are all the npc’s and we still don’t know who the main character is

    • @pommedeter7407
      @pommedeter7407 2 роки тому +2

      It’s me. I’m the MC now

    • @eddykidplayzyt
      @eddykidplayzyt 2 роки тому

      I think it might have been the guy driving a mystery machine van through my town

    • @iateitguy903
      @iateitguy903 2 роки тому

      @@eddykidplayzyt You have one in your town too?

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 2 роки тому +1

      @@pommedeter7407 not anymore. i revoke your mc title

    • @pommedeter7407
      @pommedeter7407 2 роки тому

      @@shronkler1994 yeah ur right

  • @manuelecalarco4995
    @manuelecalarco4995 2 роки тому +94

    Orphans to the first meme:
    "maybe I have a chance!"

    • @agent8439
      @agent8439 2 роки тому +4

      Technoblade says otherwise

    • @HemiHami
      @HemiHami 2 роки тому +2

      @@agent8439 technoblade is lame

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 2 роки тому

      Not if I have anything to say about that, and do! Congrats on getting adopted Timmy

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 2 роки тому

      @@HemiHami you are now dead

  • @TotallyCluelessGamer
    @TotallyCluelessGamer 2 роки тому +40

    As a professional dishwasher. You NEVER learn your lesson with spoons, and on commercial strength sinks, bowls, plates, literally anything that is slightly concave.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 роки тому +4

      Right. The best way to not suffer the spoon fail is...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      To let someone else wash them.

    • @purpleli4760
      @purpleli4760 2 роки тому +3

      @@ladykoiwolfe LMAO I though it was going to be something like: be naked

    • @juancr4713
      @juancr4713 Рік тому

      You CLEARLY didn't had to wash the dishes in the bathroom washer

  • @B0o0o0o0o0o
    @B0o0o0o0o0o 2 роки тому +33

    Ah yes, the good ol' running after your dog relationship. If fitbits were a thing in the 90s, I'd be over the daily step quota.

  • @marvin_the_void_entity8214
    @marvin_the_void_entity8214 2 роки тому +6

    8:06 this is perfect rhyming.

  • @hmmperhaps4845
    @hmmperhaps4845 2 роки тому +35

    A canker sore i dint knew was in my mouth : *exist
    Me trying to eat peacefully :
    *Femur breaker scream*

    • @marvin_the_void_entity8214
      @marvin_the_void_entity8214 2 роки тому

      @@-bebyelove..6688 get out of the comments section. n̴̡͕̈͂̇ ̴̡͍̖̿̌̍̔o̸̩̣̩͌̈́͋̔ ̷̱͠ẇ̷͍̂͝.

    • @grantliu2844
      @grantliu2844 2 роки тому

      @@marvin_the_void_entity8214 I gotchu fam

  • @catguy5425
    @catguy5425 2 роки тому +53

    Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 роки тому +4

      It's not true, but it would be fun to hear him say.
      I'm happy anytime I hear Robin, Lexi, or Jack.
      Slazo and Zach are growing on me.

  • @footyzone7077
    @footyzone7077 2 роки тому +27

    Denmark is probably the only place you actually want to get arrested, I mean look at how beautiful those prisons are

  • @haylicewatters41
    @haylicewatters41 2 роки тому +8

    I like how you can tell Robin's slowly descent into madness by his voice alone, in the beginning he was cheerful and etc but over the years his cottage cheese addiction, Munchkin (his cat) abuse and subreddit reviews got him good

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 2 роки тому +105

    If prisons are like that in Denmark then I won’t mind evading taxes as I see it as a complete win

    • @brayden2983
      @brayden2983 2 роки тому +11

      When the Prison is Better than Your house and Never had Friends to talk to anyway.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 2 роки тому +6

      Prisons in Nordic countries are hotels..

    • @terrificmarrow2764
      @terrificmarrow2764 2 роки тому +10

      It’s almost as if prisons are for putting prisoners back into society as a normal person :o

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 2 роки тому +9

      @@terrificmarrow2764 Exactly, they can study, go to work, have therapy, hobbies.. like a normal person..

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 2 роки тому +7

      @@terrificmarrow2764 it's almost as if giving unfortunate people a chance helps them in life

  • @luckyme839
    @luckyme839 2 роки тому +3

    At 1:26 i had the video playing while i was cooking one of my favorite rice and bean recipe and freaked out when i just hear BEANZZZZZ

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._907 2 роки тому +13

    4:26
    Trust him, he knows the bird language. He's Robin

  • @evannematpour9136
    @evannematpour9136 2 роки тому +8

    4:18, as one who was considered a "smart kid" i actually felt opposite, rarely getting called on even if i am the only one raising my hand. i remember that one time i was raising my hand for like 30 minutes to ask to go to the restroom, class starting watch a book on yourube, and i had a whole outburst and said some messed up stuff and had to have a therapist visit every single thursday at school for several years

  • @GhostTheHost713
    @GhostTheHost713 2 роки тому +36

    Emkay evolved into Mickey Mouse hands

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 2 роки тому +2

      It’s actually cuphead I think

    • @GhostTheHost713
      @GhostTheHost713 2 роки тому

      @@randaranatunga7259 oh yeah, oh well close enough

    • @steezyconnor3472
      @steezyconnor3472 2 роки тому

      @@randaranatunga7259 Mickey better 😤😤

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 2 роки тому

      @@GhostTheHost713 I could be wrong tho, I said that cuz it’s a very similar design to Mickey’s gloves. But it’s the intro music that makes me say that cuz it’s a Cuphead OST

    • @animeguy6752
      @animeguy6752 2 роки тому

      @@randaranatunga7259 probably unlikely cause they would need to animate the peace sign which cuphead has never don as far as I know

  • @fangchick93
    @fangchick93 2 роки тому +1

    "You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps if you don't have boots" is officially my new favourite phrase and its now in my lexicon

  • @musical_costumer7976
    @musical_costumer7976 2 роки тому +24

    First few seconds and my school day has become a lot better

  • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927
    @yourlocalcorrectidiot927 2 роки тому +4

    0:40 why is he addressing me personally

  • @HoloSohma
    @HoloSohma 2 роки тому +11

    I’ve had to do that with my dog only once the other times she’d run next door… there was one time she ran all the way to the house across the street… she’s not seeing good since she’s 9 so she just wonders away at a steady pace and ignores you when you tell her to come here… no she’s not deaf because she can hear food and everything no problem she’s just sassy and has selective hearing XD

  • @rin3760
    @rin3760 2 роки тому +10

    Unimportant, but I just finished my homework 💪

  • @Imstillhangintherethankgod
    @Imstillhangintherethankgod 2 роки тому +15

    6:49 As a fellow giant, this gives me great feelings of satisfaction

  • @Jaxgotscared
    @Jaxgotscared 2 роки тому +2

    9:20 wasn't expecting to see the drummer and also my favorite member of my favorite band in here lmao

  • @AravindGamer712
    @AravindGamer712 2 роки тому +5

    0:50 Me All the Time

  • @I_DontKnowWhatToPutHere
    @I_DontKnowWhatToPutHere 2 роки тому +5

    1:13 my friend and his brother (mostly his brother) dumpped the LARGEST crap I have ever seen and it clogged my toilet even when it never went fully inside, like, it was sticking out, poured some hot water to loosen the hard big piece of crap and did barely anything and was still sticking out! It smelled like a septic tank in my own bathroom cuz we could not unclog it for 3 days. Frick you friend's bro I will never forgive you for that gigantic piece of crap that clogged my toilet instantly.

  • @Wolfshalifi
    @Wolfshalifi 2 роки тому +3

    It’s even worse when ur actually happy in ur dream and u wake up and feel nothing but sadness

  • @rainbow_vader
    @rainbow_vader 2 роки тому +2

    3:08 that is pretty relatable lmao. The only thing I hate more than myself is everyone else

  • @Gurtopolis
    @Gurtopolis 2 роки тому +3

    2:39 I had a dream where I liked the story but thought, "wait is this a dream?" And woke up, and then fell asleep and just fucking continued the story, TWICE THE SAME DAY, I slept in because of that

  • @italldependsonlee
    @italldependsonlee 2 роки тому +2

    4:56
    In school, I wear my jacket around my waist, and it gets caught on EVERYTHING. I HATE IT.

  • @deltasexual8251
    @deltasexual8251 2 роки тому +5

    HAHA! VERY FUNNY DAD!
    Hide and seek is over now, we can go back!
    Dad?
    DAAAD! I HAVE YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA!
    COME AND GET IT!

  • @defwus_studios
    @defwus_studios 2 роки тому +1

    " *S I I I I P S* Mmmmmh, that coffee *S U C K S* "
    I've never loved a one liner more than that one, that ONE right there.

  • @snackboxone364
    @snackboxone364 2 роки тому +22

    “Das are like boomerangs, I hope”
    This made me get a college education

  • @kessiniktange8861
    @kessiniktange8861 2 роки тому +3

    0:26 Damn, that sucks. I've been to Starbucks before too.

  • @nobleofblackcats9726
    @nobleofblackcats9726 2 роки тому +3

    Teacher every start of semester: tell us an interesting fact about yourself
    Me: I was kidnapped by my bio mother when I was younger lmao
    Class and teacher: **gathered concern**
    They never talked to me again! Come back next time for more tips on avoiding anything remotely social!

  • @jfm6573
    @jfm6573 2 роки тому +2

    10:33 yes my dog thinks it's a game for 5 seconds and then looks back and noticed I'm right on her. Then she sits there like" how did you catch up?"

  • @altaykarabukaev3736
    @altaykarabukaev3736 2 роки тому +3

    otta love that he will flip us off in his intro every video from now on

  • @noahfowlkes9244
    @noahfowlkes9244 2 роки тому +1

    0:24 reminds me of that meme that goes
    "netflix carefully crafting the worst fckin show you've ever seen in your life"

  • @terranation4112
    @terranation4112 2 роки тому +8

    Don't know about you, but I go back to sleep to finish the original song my brain came up with

  • @HypnoSnurtle
    @HypnoSnurtle 2 роки тому +2

    4:49 That's the one thing that'll push you over the edge.

  • @shrs06_
    @shrs06_ 2 роки тому +3

    5:18 Yes.

  • @tikibomber
    @tikibomber 2 роки тому +1

    Never chase your dog down a street. They will follow you if you go a different direction, or if you stand still they will run back to you.
    When they return, praise them. It makes getting them to stop running down the street easier and easier each time.

  • @SourHere
    @SourHere 2 роки тому +4

    Emkay should add a favourite post of the vid at the end imo
    Either way great video as always

  • @GoosefieldYT
    @GoosefieldYT 2 роки тому

    0:54 this is why i have a pillow
    1. To hug
    2. To protect my back from any ghosts

  • @SketchUT
    @SketchUT 2 роки тому +5

    Can confirm the first one is true. My dad did come back to me
    At his funeral

  • @KhaoticKin
    @KhaoticKin 2 роки тому +1

    5:49 Lady you just singlehandedly called out at least 3 million people

  • @hungrymusicwolf
    @hungrymusicwolf 2 роки тому +3

    7:40 So I CAN call myself cool, good to know.
    10:38 Yeah, but he sure as hell is playing with you.

  • @dharkknightshade898
    @dharkknightshade898 2 роки тому +2

    "welcome back to Emkay, I'm Robin and today I'm throbbin."

  • @Eduardo-in9dm
    @Eduardo-in9dm 2 роки тому +4

    Spoon used : REFLECT
    You has been : COFUSED

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 2 роки тому +2

    2:02 Every professional race car driver. 🤨

  • @pokegodperson4529
    @pokegodperson4529 2 роки тому +3

    Fernando spitting straight facts

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup7743 10 місяців тому +1

    8:56 yeah i do things on weekends, there's so many things i can't be even close to bothered to do on weekdays

  • @definitelynotavnish6222
    @definitelynotavnish6222 2 роки тому +6

    F in The chat for Robin and his coffee

  • @phenomsairam1350
    @phenomsairam1350 2 роки тому +2

    4:16 I think it's especially true if it's a coaching centre

  • @christieecheverria4149
    @christieecheverria4149 2 роки тому +7

    Just at the beginning: “dads are like boomerangs… I hope?” Sadly no.

  • @thel0stv1llag35
    @thel0stv1llag35 2 роки тому +1

    I think I have a good senior quote;
    Need a break?
    Be like my bio grandpa! Pack up and leave!
    Or my other grandpa, pack up and leave with another woman!

  • @alexagati2593
    @alexagati2593 2 роки тому +21

    Okay, but have any of you ever actually CLOGGED the toilet at someone else’s house at first visit?
    Edit: I said this RIGHT BEFORE he talked about clogging 😂😅

  • @thewolfpack4626
    @thewolfpack4626 2 роки тому +1

    2:39 is so easy for me, I actually have different sets of dreams that I go back to every once in a while.

  • @Ashantiyana1
    @Ashantiyana1 2 роки тому +3

    I'm still getting use to the new icon, but at the same time, I absolutely love seeing it because it *MOVES*
    IT
    *MOVES*
    SO COOL

  • @khosrowrahmani710
    @khosrowrahmani710 2 роки тому +1

    dad's are like boomerangs...
    _you can't grasp them right_

  • @AsherBlitz
    @AsherBlitz 2 роки тому +3

    4:05 dude the only celebrities i know are from memes i legit couldnt care less about ariana spears

  • @uwuAstolfo
    @uwuAstolfo 2 роки тому +2

    5:55 as a person with ADHD myself, I can see this as very accurate

  • @nushnum
    @nushnum 2 роки тому +3

    Nice, A good video to wake up to.

  • @bisexual.disaster
    @bisexual.disaster 2 роки тому +1

    4:13 I'm actually more or less the smart kid in class, and whenever she is too occupied she sends me out to help the others
    I mean she kinda is the best teacher in the world ever, she even plays GAMES with us sometimes

  • @mikellobabilozach3482
    @mikellobabilozach3482 2 роки тому +5

    No view's eh
    oh hello there also keep scrolling if you don't want my fun fact
    Fun Fact: Vaporeon is the best submissive and breedable pet you can have in real life.

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 2 роки тому +2

    2:35 You want to go back to sleep? Is this some well adjusted thing I'm too traumatized to understand? O-O

  • @blxxdyyy
    @blxxdyyy 2 роки тому +9

    Fun fact: nobody has finished the video yet

  • @gaminggamer5218
    @gaminggamer5218 2 роки тому +1

    2:28 this one called me out 🤣
    That dang spoon everytime

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 Рік тому

      I fin lay got it,he picked ⬆️ the 🥄 ,and it threw 💧 at him.
      P.S.,don’t judge me,my brainpower is 80,and it’s used for math and school stuff

  • @BallisticFlow
    @BallisticFlow 2 роки тому +7

    Spoons

  • @kevinzheng7373
    @kevinzheng7373 2 роки тому

    “Including you Kevin, that’s right Kevin, I’m talking to you now.” Holy fuck I spat out my drink

  • @lunarie6131
    @lunarie6131 2 роки тому +2

    Why is this subreddit so damn relatable

  • @thememelord4157
    @thememelord4157 2 роки тому +1

    Dads are like boomerangs.
    You think they will come back, but they don't.

  • @peanut2764
    @peanut2764 2 роки тому +1

    1:07 you don't know true fear until you shit so hard blood comes out

  • @ivyclawthewolfski7587
    @ivyclawthewolfski7587 2 роки тому +1

    4:18
    This perfectly describes my sisters chemistry teacher. She didn't understand any of the information, so she asked if he could get some help to understand it, and he asked her to "be more specific".
    The problem is, *HOW DO YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC WHEN YOU NEED HELP WITH SPECIFICALLY E V E R Y T H I N G !?!?*
    Caters to the smart kids 24/7. 😒😒😒

  • @Prtsm
    @Prtsm 2 роки тому +1

    Dads are like boomerangs
    They are hard to throw

  • @wstyh3537
    @wstyh3537 2 роки тому

    dads are like boomerangs but the ones that never turn back to you

  • @I-like-books257
    @I-like-books257 2 роки тому

    Dad's become a boomerang when you win the lottery

  • @heddja
    @heddja 2 роки тому +1

    the cereal one hit me hard lol

  • @NamelessTheHater
    @NamelessTheHater 2 роки тому +1

    5:50
    yes, yes i do.
    i really don’t know how you made me feel like you’re stalking me.

  • @fireboyfails8481
    @fireboyfails8481 Рік тому

    Dads are like boomerangs
    You think they are gonna come back but they don’t

  • @536clams
    @536clams 2 роки тому +1

    Dads are like boomerangs
    They come back…. sometimes

  • @Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer
    @Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer 2 роки тому +1

    Dude legit be throwin gang signs in the beginning.

  • @just_pebbles
    @just_pebbles Рік тому

    feeling incredibly called out watching this at midnight while eating my second bowl of cereal

  • @str8_1s_gr8_2
    @str8_1s_gr8_2 2 роки тому +1

    1:40
    My family was going to “place b” and had to go through “place a airport” first
    “Place a airport” let us through no problem. On the way back to “place a”, “place b” found 3 PAIRS OF SCISSORS IN MY BROTHERS BAG... (he accidentally packed 3 pairs cuz he’s really into art and brought a pencil case) and now we just remember that “place a airport” (the state we live in) didn’t notice/care about 3 pairs of scissors....

  • @Eatwhatyouwantbutshutup
    @Eatwhatyouwantbutshutup 2 роки тому +1

    Can't get over how the logo flips us off

  • @nolan5172
    @nolan5172 2 роки тому +1

    my leg hurts but the memes made it hurt a little less

  • @dgeeklingsquad358
    @dgeeklingsquad358 2 роки тому +1

    Me who sleeps looking st the wall:i am the madlad

  • @autiebear7828
    @autiebear7828 2 роки тому

    "worst coffee i've ever tasted" i once had a hot chocolate that didn't have even a trace of chocolate in it

  • @maybelater2089
    @maybelater2089 2 роки тому

    To the ghost who try to attack me at night:
    Jokes on you, I have two sides of my bed next to walls

  • @jaxon.minecraft6715
    @jaxon.minecraft6715 2 роки тому +1

    Dads are like irl boomerangs
    You think there going to come back

  • @xduskashesreal
    @xduskashesreal 2 роки тому +1

    Roses are red,
    We're all in hell,
    Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @coltenscorner1
    @coltenscorner1 2 роки тому

    Why is the phrase “offensive amount of money” so funny to me.