6:26 I always like to imagine some guests coming up to our house, ignore the mother greeting them, rush into my room and check under the bed, discover a 1 nanogramm of dust, scream in agony and despair and leave the house immediately
The funniest number is 14, because it's awkward wherever you put it. 14 Doughnuts? Bit weird. 14 Ounces? But why? 14 Years Old? Welcome to level three of Puberty. No, seriously. The number 14 only fits between 13 and 15. Nowhere else. And I'm high enough to think this is deep.
7:55 i relate to this post so much. i had undiagnosed adhd for more of my life and everyone yelled at me all the time for any reason until i just suppressed myself. i love society
The first one is accurate and painful. Whenever I would get upset or anxious I would cry for hours to the point where I couldn't remember what I was upset about and all that was left were the painful feelings with no meaning attached, so when I would try to explain why I was upset or depressed no memory's would come to mind so I just wouldn't bother telling anyone, but by keeping it to myself I built up the meaningless resentment and pain to the point where I felt like stabbing myself or screaming.
oh my godddd\ SAMEEE IOSDHGSOIHGDIOHGSDHIOGSDHIG AND ICANT FUCKING GET THERAPY IMGONAN CRYYYYY (parents never let me go outside i basically have no contact with the outside world)
@@jonh3141 and thats why they say "bring a friend or family member to help you remember " BUT I CANT FUCKIGN IOSHGOHISDNGK sorry for the venting im just in a tough place rn
“Either they’re lying, or they’re God.” Being god would probably be more damaging to your mental health than any other job. I mean everyone has expectations for you to make them happy, and everyone isnt just your social circle. It’s literally everyone who does, have ever or will ever exist. Why do you think god left us? Our expectations got the better of them.
I'd imagine in the scenario one were an all powerful god, they wouldn't be stuck with a human's consciousness and ability to process, but rather have that ability beyond ours to handle it all in stride
well, yeah, with everyone wanting YOU to make them happy and asking YOU to help them and blah blah blah CONSTANTLY, you'd probably be more depressed than anyone
@@ANTSEMUT1 That's coming from the limits of what we as people are capable of. An all powerful being aught to be beyond how we as people can handle things like that.
Fun fact relating to 42 being the meaning of life: I learned that that was actually a coding reference, since the author of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was fluent in it. 42 is apparently coding language for "anything you want it to be". Like, "fill in this number with any other number you want". The computer Deep Thought used it exactly like a computer posed with the question of the meaning of life would. The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is 42. It's whatever you want it to be.
@@yuvalgabay1023 Oh? Must have gotten my sources jumbled there. Thought it was a reference to that. An online friend must have assumed that or something when we were chatting. A cool coincidence perhaps? I dunno much about coding myself, I usually just draw and design potential characters for him when he considers making a game.
Little something to add for MeIRL: Has your phone ever fallen on your foot from a higher surface and you just sigh, no longer angry from the pain just disappointed?
6:35 See, he is doing it wrong. The most important part of information for an investigator is the psychology of the perpetrator, so he really should be looking into what he was thinking that day more so than what he was doing!
Funny numbers, simple 3 - sounds like pee 06- third funniest game failure 18 - That's when your life becomes a joke 21 - you know 24 - funny 25 - funnier than 24 76 - Funniest game failure 2077 - second funnies game failure
Ok ya'll seem to have trouble sleeping so I'll help ya out; basically you do something you find fun whether it's video games, something active, reading, or whatever your passion/hobby is. Then you go to bed at a REASONABLE HOUR no 3 am anymore, then you lie down, get comfy and just think about that, how you could improve, what you liked about it, or what's gonna happen next and eventually you'll doze off and start to sleep. :)
Missing loads here. 1. Stop your activity 30 minutes before bed time 2. Turn the lights down once you stop your activity 3. If you really can't sleep, don't lay in bed getting stressed, go sit elsewhere, as long as the lights are dimmed - NO SCREENS 4. Work out, daily. 3 times a week, work out to exhaustion 5. Get up on time, even if you're tired. Go to bed on time, even if you're wide awake. 6. Only set one alarm, more than one fucks up your brains hormone release 7. Stop drinking caffeine, completely 8. Don't give in to naps in the day, you're not tired, you're uninspired. Get up and do something instead 9. Get sunshine. No less than 30 minutes a day, even on grey days, it still works. 10. Stop the junk food 11. Don't eat late, eating is your bodies way of fueling up. (the late night eating leading to weight gain is a myth BTW) 12. If you're going to have anything on in your room (you shouldn't) but if you do, it should be noise, whether that's white noise or instrumental music, rain sounds or the sounds of crickets - not words and absolutely nothing visual. 13. Enabled blue light filters on any screens you have to come on a couple hours before bedtime 14. Make your bed in the morning. Sounds stupid, I know, just trust me. And probably nos
I think the model was supposed to be Shaggy. Also that bubbly person to quiet person meme hit me where it hurts lol I used to get in trouble from my teachers for talking too much. If only they saw me now, I'm practically catatonic most days. They'd be proud.
I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random score posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the Blue Zenith 727 score" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a clock with time that showed 7:27, I'd see that I'm on the 7/27 page on my school homework, my last notice to pay my electricity bill is 727$ , I'd notice that it's been 727 days since the last time I touched a woman. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the number 727 ran through my head. I'm scared to look at the time when someone asks me what time is it. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally any time I see an 3-digit number which is anywhere close to 727. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the phrase "when you see it" again without thinking of 727. Someone does pretty cool and respectable score and I can't say anything other than "WYSI." I could watch a man Fc hard underweighted map I love and all I would be able to say is "WYSI" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the phrase "when you see it" is ruined. I can't live anymore. 727 has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence.
8:30, everyone who signed off on that should be executed in the name of justice, for crimes against humanity, and several thousand cases of mental abuse
The last one reminds me of my old job. Was working in a clothing store for big sizes only. The manager had some issues with me (it was like my second job ever). She didn't liked that I didn't learned the cash register fast enough (it was unnecessary complicated, like i had to push 3 different buttons to do one thing). I knew she had issues with me and fred me. Ofc she said it was due covid. After i got my new job, i got a call from my old manager, asking if i would like to work there again. This place was a hell hole. Small store, barely customers and literally no breaks unless you close the store, bathroom were at the end of the mall (shop was located in a mall). Every customer was counted as soon as they walked in and of course we had to sell our stuff, so every customer had to leave with a shirt or whatever. BUT we only sold big sizes, like really big sizes. And the people who came in were easily 7 sizes or more smaller. Yet they counted as customer. I had to take a picture at the end of the day of the tab in register where it showed how many paying customer we had and how much money we made. Mostly it was around 200€, our clothes were expensive so that were roughly 2-3 people who bought something. In an 8 hour work day. So no thanks i don't want to sit around all day and do nothing, i rather keep my current stressful job
If I had super powers I would be able to duplicate myself and send those duplicated Greg's to like 20 different jobs while I the original stats homes and play games and make mad dosh
"Four" can be a silly number, but only if you spell it out with letters. Look at it. "4". Sharp, straight lines. Clean. Formal. Organized. Immaculate. Readily divisible. Infinitely applicable. "4" is the type of guy who brings an attaché case in to work with the contents within kept perfectly organized. "4" is dignified, but not inconsiderate. "4" will help you turn your life around. "4" will get you out of a jam. "4" will introduce you to someone and give you a perfectly fitting introduction that manages to summarize you without placing too much pressure on your shoulders. But then he gets home and takes his suit off. "Four". It looks like you were trying to spell "flour" and missed a letter. It looks like it should be pronounced "fAUEr" like some kind of exotic cheese. It's all a pretense. A lie. Four isn't boring. He's made you all THINK he is. He's not out to cause mischief or pull the rug out from under you. He's simply there to keep things in order and put things in place. He may be small, but he's more vital than any of the bigwigs are. He'll keep things running smoothly, cleanly, presentable. But on the inside, four will be laughing, because he knows that you're all relying on him without even knowing it, and that when he leaves, it'll all fall apart, leaving no one to know what went wrong.
2:00 So it's 2016 and there's this cookiezi guy who's like number 1 in this game, and then he plays blue zenith ,one of the hardest maps, with the hard rock mod(which makes it even harder). He almost gets to the end, but gets a miss on the final part. this play gives him 727 pp (performance points). Then later in 2017 he plays the same map, this time with adding the hidden mod as well. But he goes on ans misses on the SAME part, and gets 727 pp again! isn't that funny
@K A I L E E 📽️ I swear to god I’ve seen about three of these “kailey” profiles and it’s driving me f**CKING insane because every time I do I think I have memory loss
3:40 Again, I must point out to Robin and everyone listening, that he incorrectly claims that Corporations can use YOUR at the counter donations as a tax write off. This is not true. I hate corporations as much as the next dude, but this just an outright lie.
You are correct in this. The real issue with donating at the cash register is that people don't claim their own donations on their taxes. Corporations just act as the middle man. But if you are donating, look at the organization and what they do with the donations they receive. Some organizations keep the majority of what is donated as profit, such as the Children’s Cancer Recovery Foundation where solicitors keep 80% of their donations as profit, the Kids Wish Network which keeps 97.5% of their donations as profit, and the Breast Cancer Relief Foundation which keeps 98% of their donations as profit.
Nope, they make Robin do Me_irl cuz he's the most relatable birb~! They know it, we know it! i can't even imagine this subreddit without him narrating tbh :D
My mother is a special needs teacher at a kindergarten. She once saw one of the new students say to his mom as they were leaving “it was kinda fun but day after day after day…” me too kid
8:20 I never had snow days, I'm Canadian. I'd be walking to school with 6 feet of snow. Literally cannot see above the top level from the sidewalk. It also all fell in a short period of time so was all that really soft snow. If you tried to walk on it, you just can't you'd sink straight through probably above your head. You can kinda spread your weight and crawl or you might even consider it kind of swim through it. Also makes jumping off roofs a fun activity.
@@Nwdoendmwk I can't recall a single snowday in my life because no matter the amount of snow, you just kinda go anyways. There is also areas where snow gets piled which can be taller than houses. It's also fun to dig out tunnels throughout a field.
7:28 No quite the opposite, I used to talk a lot, and people called it out, because I was talking about nothing actually worth talking about, and now I am quiet Also didn't help that my oldest brother that was my best friend moved away 7:53 Oh this post, YES
I've used my old iPod box as a sewing kit because its packaging so well made. If i'm gonna pay that much for an Apple product, i'm gonna put every part of it I can it to good use.
4:38 best way to use an iPhone box is when you have a cheap gift to someone and you don't really like them (idk why you have a gift for them) put it inside the box their face will most likely be priceless
2:04 42 is the meaning of all life but that’s been around for a while. Of course you can try the classic style of calculator words like 3003. 52 are upside down and flipped from each other but doesn’t have much significance. Those are all I can think of off the top of my head
99 should be the new funny number and theres a slightly long explanation why. -in french, ninety-nine is "quatre vingt dix-neuf" -quatre vingt translates literally to four twenty. another funny number -dix-neuf pronounced correctly kinda sounds like "deez nuts". -four twenty deez nuts. -also french gets memed a lot so thats a plus -and 99 just sounds funny. idk what it is about it but it feels like the perfect candidate
The reason you can charge extra money if you have the case is because it shows you take care of things you own and they’ll be getting a product guaranteed to be in the state it’s listed at
I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random score posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the Blue Zenith 727 score" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a clock with time that showed 7:27, I'd see that I'm on the 7/27 page on my school homework, my last notice to pay my electricity bill is 727$ , I'd notice that it's been 727 days since the last time I touched a woman. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the number 727 ran through my head. I'm scared to look at the time when someone asks me what time is it. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally any time I see an 3-digit number which is anywhere close to 727. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the phrase "when you see it" again without thinking of 727. Someone does pretty cool and respectable score and I can't say anything other than "WYSI." I could watch a man Fc hard underweighted map I love and all I would be able to say is "WYSI" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the phrase "when you see it" is ruined. I can't live anymore. 727 has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence.
I feel this, my OnlyFans subscription is going to drive me bankrupt
didn't expect you here, hello!
Well, hello there
here before this gets popular
Hi
@@aaa_66 no no no
Anyone: *comments*
Bot: Is for me?
I love seeing how some of these end in "lol" to avoid the regret.
Laughing at the pain makes it hurt less lol
its called self deprecation son.
-Skipper penguin of Madagascar
Oh, I know. We all have to sometimes. Pull or throw ourself down a peg or two.
I put down my pet dog I had for 12 years lol
Every time I send a risky text or say something that could be seen as depressing I just end it off with "lol" or "lmao"
They can't find out lol
6:26 I always like to imagine some guests coming up to our house, ignore the mother greeting them, rush into my room and check under the bed, discover a 1 nanogramm of dust, scream in agony and despair and leave the house immediately
Unironically have done that, but just without the last part.
guest pulls out a comically large microscope to inspect the bed
you could make a whole cartoon out of this
@@magnitudefallout3944 guest pulls out a comically large microscope to inspect the bed: The cartoon!
The funniest number is 14, because it's awkward wherever you put it.
14 Doughnuts? Bit weird.
14 Ounces? But why?
14 Years Old? Welcome to level three of Puberty.
No, seriously. The number 14 only fits between 13 and 15. Nowhere else.
And I'm high enough to think this is deep.
Can I have Socrates’ weed too?
"This is 14 and this is deep"
Holy shit 😳
44 is also funny, but what is funnier is 45.
621 is also funny
7:36 I never though I would see Calli and Emkay in the same frame.
Exactly, i spit my drink when I saw that
I had to rewind cause i couldn't believe it.
i saw the number “150” and laughed for no fucking reason, it just seems so stupid it should be a funny number.
101= lol
Yes, I will leave now.
I'll take it
boi in my country, its already a funny number
I thought of something funnier than that, 25
nah bro 31
7:55 i relate to this post so much. i had undiagnosed adhd for more of my life and everyone yelled at me all the time for any reason until i just suppressed myself. i love society
Frick society show them who’s boss
It's insane how happy yet simultaneously depressed this video makes me feel and its wonderful.
"Uh, Uh, 24!"
"Hey Patrick, you wanna know what's better than 24? 25!"
YES!
2718
The first one is accurate and painful.
Whenever I would get upset or anxious I would cry for hours to the point where I couldn't remember what I was upset about and all that was left were the painful feelings with no meaning attached, so when I would try to explain why I was upset or depressed no memory's would come to mind so I just wouldn't bother telling anyone, but by keeping it to myself I built up the meaningless resentment and pain to the point where I felt like stabbing myself or screaming.
Ohhhh that’s why people get therapists.
Seriously talk to someone about it
oh my godddd\
SAMEEE
IOSDHGSOIHGDIOHGSDHIOGSDHIG AND ICANT FUCKING GET THERAPY IMGONAN CRYYYYY (parents never let me go outside i basically have no contact with the outside world)
@@jonh3141 and thats why they say "bring a friend or family member to help you remember " BUT I CANT FUCKIGN IOSHGOHISDNGK
sorry for the venting im just in a tough place rn
@@peppermint5117 It's fine dude, just let it out and try to talk with a friend.
2:00 I see the world has stopped caring about the godly duo that is 24 AND 25. So sad to see others so uncultured
64
TWENTY-FOUR!
Came looking for this. Never even watched the damn show, but I can still hear this exact quote.
21?
@@mavendeodo you know what's funnier than 24
To the one who had the idea of putting Calliope at 7:36
I give you my respects, a cookie and lots of your favorite meal (food + drink(s))
ah yes fellow Holofans
ah I thought it was the Sherman Calliope for a second
11:50 goddamn that got me more than it should’ve.
This sub is slowly transforming from Relatable to frickin heavy depression. i just don't watch it so often because it's just sad.
Well, such is life.
9:37 no no no allen’s so good at sharing that he shared his award
“Either they’re lying, or they’re God.”
Being god would probably be more damaging to your mental health than any other job. I mean everyone has expectations for you to make them happy, and everyone isnt just your social circle. It’s literally everyone who does, have ever or will ever exist. Why do you think god left us? Our expectations got the better of them.
I'd imagine in the scenario one were an all powerful god, they wouldn't be stuck with a human's consciousness and ability to process, but rather have that ability beyond ours to handle it all in stride
@@th8aone-147 probably more like what's this? Religion? pfft boring. That over there? Atheists? Hah! even worse.
well, yeah, with everyone wanting YOU to make them happy and asking YOU to help them and blah blah blah CONSTANTLY, you'd probably be more depressed than anyone
@@th8aone-147 i feel if that were the case "God" would become dangerously detached from us.
@@ANTSEMUT1 That's coming from the limits of what we as people are capable of. An all powerful being aught to be beyond how we as people can handle things like that.
I wasn't expecting the Mori Calliope cameo, thank you, editor
Ayo when?
Daddy Cali
A cultured editor, thank you
@@RudeApollo 7:36 i believe
Neither was I, kupo! But man, kupo, it's always good to see that lovely reaper.
7:36 it's Dad! Didn't expect to see dad here
7:36, why did calli saying "so true" made my heart jump?
I just love to think that EmKay is just flipping us all off each new video
42, for the meaning of life. 66, star wars reference. Hmm, 2020 because man what a crazy year. There, 3 new funny numbers for your enjoyment.
I also know some: 1919 and 88 I dont want to explain them but its a n*zi joke
17.. I donno its a wierd number. 17 lil
Fun fact relating to 42 being the meaning of life: I learned that that was actually a coding reference, since the author of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was fluent in it. 42 is apparently coding language for "anything you want it to be". Like, "fill in this number with any other number you want". The computer Deep Thought used it exactly like a computer posed with the question of the meaning of life would. The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is 42. It's whatever you want it to be.
@@guldobean1217 no. The true answer (he sayed it himself) is he just thought its was a really cool number
@@yuvalgabay1023 Oh? Must have gotten my sources jumbled there. Thought it was a reference to that. An online friend must have assumed that or something when we were chatting. A cool coincidence perhaps? I dunno much about coding myself, I usually just draw and design potential characters for him when he considers making a game.
Little something to add for MeIRL:
Has your phone ever fallen on your foot from a higher surface and you just sigh, no longer angry from the pain just disappointed?
Yup, just as I read this comment, in fact
my phone has never fallen on my foot. if it did i wouldn’t even sigh. i would silently pick it up and move on
If that happened I'd be glad it didn't break on the floor, and the pure joy of my phone not getting destroyed would be enough to nullify the pain
7:35
cultured editor
Calli is the best of Hololive EN 👍
9:44
That's why i like complimenting guys
it's that they remember it, and make these memes
Bro, the ones about being forgotten for years and you just become quite... makes me want to cry actually...
6:35 See, he is doing it wrong. The most important part of information for an investigator is the psychology of the perpetrator, so he really should be looking into what he was thinking that day more so than what he was doing!
7:35 Holy shit the editor is a Dead Beat! Hi editor!
Funny numbers, simple
3 - sounds like pee
06- third funniest game failure
18 - That's when your life becomes a joke
21 - you know
24 - funny
25 - funnier than 24
76 - Funniest game failure
2077 - second funnies game failure
06?
@@voidyt9939 sonic
I like the Spongebob joke in it.
80085?
there should be another one
51-you know if you know
That last one is very true. I got let go from my job and now all I've been hearing from where I got let go from is how bad it's gotten.
"I found a number funnier than 24!"
"What is it?"
"25"
2:04 you know what’s funnier than 24
25
@8:57 Me : How does he not see Shaggy's signature green shirt in th- .... Oh right completely forgot Robin is red-green colorblind
9:36 I actually did this once but accidentally. The pain I felt when my mom found out
0:07 oh my god
the nostalgia
That one about looking at the phone like someone actually thinks im important enough to call hits real
Ok ya'll seem to have trouble sleeping so I'll help ya out; basically you do something you find fun whether it's video games, something active, reading, or whatever your passion/hobby is. Then you go to bed at a REASONABLE HOUR no 3 am anymore, then you lie down, get comfy and just think about that, how you could improve, what you liked about it, or what's gonna happen next and eventually you'll doze off and start to sleep. :)
Missing loads here.
1. Stop your activity 30 minutes before bed time
2. Turn the lights down once you stop your activity
3. If you really can't sleep, don't lay in bed getting stressed, go sit elsewhere, as long as the lights are dimmed - NO SCREENS
4. Work out, daily. 3 times a week, work out to exhaustion
5. Get up on time, even if you're tired. Go to bed on time, even if you're wide awake.
6. Only set one alarm, more than one fucks up your brains hormone release
7. Stop drinking caffeine, completely
8. Don't give in to naps in the day, you're not tired, you're uninspired. Get up and do something instead
9. Get sunshine. No less than 30 minutes a day, even on grey days, it still works.
10. Stop the junk food
11. Don't eat late, eating is your bodies way of fueling up. (the late night eating leading to weight gain is a myth BTW)
12. If you're going to have anything on in your room (you shouldn't) but if you do, it should be noise, whether that's white noise or instrumental music, rain sounds or the sounds of crickets - not words and absolutely nothing visual.
13. Enabled blue light filters on any screens you have to come on a couple hours before bedtime
14. Make your bed in the morning. Sounds stupid, I know, just trust me.
And probably nos
The shaggy is in the fact that only someone out of their mind on every drug ever would be wearing that god awful outfit.
also the green shirt
@@samk-j6735 and homeless hair
I think the model was supposed to be Shaggy.
Also that bubbly person to quiet person meme hit me where it hurts lol I used to get in trouble from my teachers for talking too much. If only they saw me now, I'm practically catatonic most days. They'd be proud.
I figured Shaggy was supposed to be represented by that green... wrap? thing around their mid-chest. To match Shaggy's green shirt.
Your vids make dank memes become GOD LIKE MEMES THAT EXIST TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY
it’s 1am and watching this has given me the sudden urge to chug a cup of tea
I can’t see the dislikes but they are all from self service checkout operators.
it is currently 10
UA-cam changed it bc of what toei aninations did lmao
Now you cant see disliked on any video
@@kerytaylor7797 what did they do- 👀
@@kazurxn1847 this one guy was reviewing an anime and toei decided to become hostile and like take down over half of his video there was like a riot
8. Best number. Turn it on it's side, it's infinity. Cut it in half, it's zero.
You know the original funny number, 24, but you know what's funnier than that? 25
1:36 this is just like when you keep putting on your blanket and then taking it off because it's too hot/cold
I love this channel and robin is my favorite narrator!
1:55 well 727 is a good funny number
is prime and palindrome btw, really cool
I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random score posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the Blue Zenith 727 score" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a clock with time that showed 7:27, I'd see that I'm on the 7/27 page on my school homework, my last notice to pay my electricity bill is 727$ , I'd notice that it's been 727 days since the last time I touched a woman. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the number 727 ran through my head. I'm scared to look at the time when someone asks me what time is it. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally any time I see an 3-digit number which is anywhere close to 727. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the phrase "when you see it" again without thinking of 727. Someone does pretty cool and respectable score and I can't say anything other than "WYSI." I could watch a man Fc hard underweighted map I love and all I would be able to say is "WYSI" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the phrase "when you see it" is ruined. I can't live anymore. 727 has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence.
@@LeonDAZeppalin XDDD
I'd enjoy a gaming episode of emkay, not what they do, ik, but like, a Minecraft play through with all the narrator's would be sweet.
THESE BOTS ARE LITERALLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD
Wtf that's a lot of bots
Yeah that would be cool
Reported the bots
@@kevinkalish8218 thanks man, love ya
And that's how you become: ✨A shell of the person you used to be✨
Nice pride pfp! That's genderflux, right? :0
@@logicallyblue3814 dafuq is genderflux bruh do they like warp realities and become the opposite of themselves from a different dimension
@@You-so2jy
Honestly, I don't remember what it is. I just remember the flag and label from when I was experimenting with labels and stuff
@@logicallyblue3814 bruh
@@logicallyblue3814 yep! That's genderflux! :D
9:45 the only "once in every decade compliment" I got was my grandma saying I got taller even when I stopped growing
7:52 i almost cried
why is it so relatable
8:55
the green part of the outfit looks like shaggy
7:36 Me: **gets a mini heart attack cause I didn’t expect Dad to be here**
*if you don’t get it it’s because the hololive community calls her dad*
I replayed it twice just to make sure it's dad
Lol yeah I was like “I see the editor is a shrimp of culture” XD
I thought I was seeing things
I was so tried when I saw this I thought it was hallucinations
Emkay: publishes video
Everybody in the comments in the first 8 seconds: omg I loved the video
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8:30, everyone who signed off on that should be executed in the name of justice, for crimes against humanity, and several thousand cases of mental abuse
The last one reminds me of my old job. Was working in a clothing store for big sizes only. The manager had some issues with me (it was like my second job ever). She didn't liked that I didn't learned the cash register fast enough (it was unnecessary complicated, like i had to push 3 different buttons to do one thing). I knew she had issues with me and fred me. Ofc she said it was due covid. After i got my new job, i got a call from my old manager, asking if i would like to work there again.
This place was a hell hole.
Small store, barely customers and literally no breaks unless you close the store, bathroom were at the end of the mall (shop was located in a mall). Every customer was counted as soon as they walked in and of course we had to sell our stuff, so every customer had to leave with a shirt or whatever.
BUT we only sold big sizes, like really big sizes. And the people who came in were easily 7 sizes or more smaller. Yet they counted as customer.
I had to take a picture at the end of the day of the tab in register where it showed how many paying customer we had and how much money we made.
Mostly it was around 200€, our clothes were expensive so that were roughly 2-3 people who bought something.
In an 8 hour work day.
So no thanks i don't want to sit around all day and do nothing, i rather keep my current stressful job
If I had super powers I would be able to duplicate myself and send those duplicated Greg's to like 20 different jobs while I the original stats homes and play games and make mad dosh
I guess you can’t devolve if you’ve never evolved
I felt these memes in my liver.
I think something is wrong with me.
"Four" can be a silly number, but only if you spell it out with letters. Look at it. "4". Sharp, straight lines. Clean. Formal. Organized. Immaculate. Readily divisible. Infinitely applicable. "4" is the type of guy who brings an attaché case in to work with the contents within kept perfectly organized. "4" is dignified, but not inconsiderate. "4" will help you turn your life around. "4" will get you out of a jam. "4" will introduce you to someone and give you a perfectly fitting introduction that manages to summarize you without placing too much pressure on your shoulders.
But then he gets home and takes his suit off. "Four". It looks like you were trying to spell "flour" and missed a letter. It looks like it should be pronounced "fAUEr" like some kind of exotic cheese. It's all a pretense. A lie. Four isn't boring. He's made you all THINK he is. He's not out to cause mischief or pull the rug out from under you. He's simply there to keep things in order and put things in place. He may be small, but he's more vital than any of the bigwigs are. He'll keep things running smoothly, cleanly, presentable. But on the inside, four will be laughing, because he knows that you're all relying on him without even knowing it, and that when he leaves, it'll all fall apart, leaving no one to know what went wrong.
7:35 I just scream bloody murder until they stop ignoring me works every time and they actually listen to what I’m saying
7:27 is the hardest this sub has ever hit me
@TQCkona WYSI
This sub is always a mix of existential dread and "haha funny meme"
2:00
So it's 2016 and there's this cookiezi guy who's like number 1 in this game, and then he plays blue zenith ,one of the hardest maps, with the hard rock mod(which makes it even harder). He almost gets to the end, but gets a miss on the final part. this play gives him 727 pp (performance points). Then later in 2017 he plays the same map, this time with adding the hidden mod as well. But he goes on ans misses on the SAME part, and gets 727 pp again! isn't that funny
WYSI
@@CatNyaGaming WYSI
fuck
never though this to be here
also username and pfp really *really* checks out
7:35 Never thought I'd see Hololive on Emkay
It's kinda scary how relatable a lot of this stuff is
Guys, we need to give Robin some more love.
Shut up bots
A two-fer.
Goddamn.
@K A I L E E 📽️ I swear to god I’ve seen about three of these “kailey” profiles and it’s driving me f**CKING insane because every time I do I think I have memory loss
3:40 Again, I must point out to Robin and everyone listening, that he incorrectly claims that Corporations can use YOUR at the counter donations as a tax write off. This is not true. I hate corporations as much as the next dude, but this just an outright lie.
You are correct in this. The real issue with donating at the cash register is that people don't claim their own donations on their taxes. Corporations just act as the middle man.
But if you are donating, look at the organization and what they do with the donations they receive. Some organizations keep the majority of what is donated as profit, such as the Children’s Cancer Recovery Foundation where solicitors keep 80% of their donations as profit, the Kids Wish Network which keeps 97.5% of their donations as profit, and the Breast Cancer Relief Foundation which keeps 98% of their donations as profit.
Nope, they make Robin do Me_irl cuz he's the most relatable birb~! They know it, we know it! i can't even imagine this subreddit without him narrating tbh :D
My mother is a special needs teacher at a kindergarten. She once saw one of the new students say to his mom as they were leaving “it was kinda fun but day after day after day…” me too kid
Totally didnt expect that split second appearance of "Dad" while watching this lmaoo
The existence of Meirl (me in real life) indicates the existence of Meiar (me in alternative reality).
Or Meol (me online)
New funny number?
911
112, it's funny, bc then a car with bright lights and loud noise comes and takes you for a ride..
8:20 I never had snow days, I'm Canadian. I'd be walking to school with 6 feet of snow. Literally cannot see above the top level from the sidewalk. It also all fell in a short period of time so was all that really soft snow. If you tried to walk on it, you just can't you'd sink straight through probably above your head. You can kinda spread your weight and crawl or you might even consider it kind of swim through it. Also makes jumping off roofs a fun activity.
In Ireland you could get off school for about 5cm of snow
@@Nwdoendmwk I can't recall a single snowday in my life because no matter the amount of snow, you just kinda go anyways. There is also areas where snow gets piled which can be taller than houses. It's also fun to dig out tunnels throughout a field.
yo, i just realized, the hands FADE. in and out.
AHHHHHHH THATS SO FRICKING AWESOME
6314 is the new funny number. When flipped upside down, it spells out "help". After watching this video, I feel like most of the world needs it.
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8:50 The green fabric is exactly the same color as Shaggy's shirt
7:28
No quite the opposite, I used to talk a lot, and people called it out, because I was talking about nothing actually worth talking about, and now I am quiet
Also didn't help that my oldest brother that was my best friend moved away
7:53
Oh this post, YES
4:58 definitely a face with the taco in its lower jaw
2:05
Well,I don’t even got no circle,
When my phone rings,it only mean I got new EmKay video
"Hey Patrick! Want to know something that's more funny than 24?"
I've used my old iPod box as a sewing kit because its packaging so well made. If i'm gonna pay that much for an Apple product, i'm gonna put every part of it I can it to good use.
8:12 holy crap that one hit waayy too close to home I cried a bit
Depression and Anxiety give you memory loss? Really? I must have a photographic memory because... I still remember them... all of them.
2:05
My circle is so small my phone doesn’t even ring
2:07 My circle is so small, when my phone rings, I know it's a scam call.
12:20 if you focus on one hand and slightly blur your vision, all the other hands disappear.
4:38 best way to use an iPhone box is when you have a cheap gift to someone and you don't really like them (idk why you have a gift for them) put it inside the box their face will most likely be priceless
My older cat: *meows at me*
Me: *responds to him and has a full conversation*
My family: what the fuck are you doing?
You guys have blinking checkouts? we just grab the assistant like “excuse me can you help” “yeah sure” you need lights?
that first one...
_oh god that answers a lot_
5:38
I wake up, get dressed, go to school, come home, play video games, eat dinner, do whatever else with my family, go to bed and then restart.
2:00
My funny number entry: 413
Not only is it close to 420, but is also a great reference that people will either love you or hate you for
I can relate only to the "we got out just on (in?) time" one. No school meant no school in our day.
2:04 42 is the meaning of all life but that’s been around for a while. Of course you can try the classic style of calculator words like 3003. 52 are upside down and flipped from each other but doesn’t have much significance. Those are all I can think of off the top of my head
99 should be the new funny number and theres a slightly long explanation why.
-in french, ninety-nine is "quatre vingt dix-neuf"
-quatre vingt translates literally to four twenty. another funny number
-dix-neuf pronounced correctly kinda sounds like "deez nuts".
-four twenty deez nuts.
-also french gets memed a lot so thats a plus
-and 99 just sounds funny. idk what it is about it but it feels like the perfect candidate
The reason you can charge extra money if you have the case is because it shows you take care of things you own and they’ll be getting a product guaranteed to be in the state it’s listed at
Emkay is like the equivalent of the Bar in shows or anime that people go to after a rough day and enjoy themselves
2:00 Lemme introduce you to the number 727. Specifically 727PP.
I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random score posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the Blue Zenith 727 score" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a clock with time that showed 7:27, I'd see that I'm on the 7/27 page on my school homework, my last notice to pay my electricity bill is 727$ , I'd notice that it's been 727 days since the last time I touched a woman. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the number 727 ran through my head. I'm scared to look at the time when someone asks me what time is it. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally any time I see an 3-digit number which is anywhere close to 727. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the phrase "when you see it" again without thinking of 727. Someone does pretty cool and respectable score and I can't say anything other than "WYSI." I could watch a man Fc hard underweighted map I love and all I would be able to say is "WYSI" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the phrase "when you see it" is ruined. I can't live anymore. 727 has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence.
I went into Target today to avoid a storm. Luckily, I had my clear backpack from work, so I wasn't AS worried.