3:46 As someone without much self hatred, it took me way too long to realize that the person hates themselves most and not that the killed their least favorite person for that cash.
The fact that the news article put quotation marks on the words "upset" and "depressed" would hint that they don't care enough about kind-hearted celebrities' mental well-being to even believe that they aren't faking it. And that's why I think all gossiping news article publishers are soulless beings.
2:15 the Samsung always-on display has greatly reduced this for me, now I can check the time without unlocking the phone and getting distracted by notifications.
0:00 they actually do! when you hover over a thumbnail, a line of 3 dots will appear. click that, and click either "Not Interested" or "Don't Recommend This Channel" (probably not available on mobile)
Everytime Robin does his voiceover I can just imagine his image being how a disney character would present a sex offender. The fact that his name is Christopher Robin just makes it so much better. I swear lmao.
I fell asleep in the cinema on a second date. I snored. We just celebrated our 8th anniversary. I feel personally attacked by Robin's stance on movie sleeping.
3:58 4 years ago my teacher was talking about wetdrems she describes it as "white pee" and my innocent ass mind thought it was that transparent pee, I raised my hand and told my teacher "i sometimes do that in the bathroom" and now i have social anxiety
Ehhhh, from what I understand, it dislikes that video and that's counts towards your algorithm of what to recommend and not recommend, but I never like using a dislike for things I just want to ignore. I don't want to ruin someone's like/ dislike ratio just because I'm not into wood carving.
It kind of works. I’ve tried it multiple times on the same channel’s videos, but it only stops recommending you that video, not the whole channel. I’m not too sure how well “don’t recommend at all” works, though.
this is the place you go to, to check whether what you do on a daily basis is something that other people do. its like a loop of anxiety, only to find out people are as anxious as you are.
I think the most mind-blowing dreams I've had are dreams where I'm with someone I don't know in real life but in the dream, they're someone I love very deeply. This has only happened to me twice, I think. In one, I had a baby with some faceless partner (they weren't important in this scenario I guess, lol) but I remember the baby's face really clearly. He had white skin, brown hair, blue eyes, and a very large brown patch of skin, like a mole or something on his cheek, with some hair coming out of it. But to me at that moment, it was the most beautiful face I'd ever seen. The weird thing is, I don't want kids and I don't think I ever will, but for a moment I got to experience the love of a parent. That fucked me up for real when I woke up and realized he didn't exist.
I've had the opposite. It's someone I know and love, but for some reason they don't look how they should, but I KNOW it's them! Really vividly terrifying dreams! I have to sleep in the basement so I don't wake my family up when I scream myself awake on a regular basis! I hate it so much!
I honestly thought the fear of taking on the phone was just me. This makes me feel a little better knowing I'm not the only one who, not only can't leave the house, but will pass out from trying to answer the phone as well!
I just wish that UA-cam would not randomly forget what videos/channels I've told it not to recommend to me anymore. After a while, they pop up again and I need to blacklist them again every time. :/
I feel like the coldness of early morning is because things have had time to sit in the sunless dark like that for a while, kinda like if you left your microwave meal on the table for 8-ish hours
It's also because your body has been lying there all night cooling off, so mornings feel cooler. In the evening your body temp is still up from running around and doing stuff... if you're a normal person and not terrified of the world like me!
3:21 this reminds me of the time me and my friends all took some official mental health tests to help (not diagnose) if you have anxiety or depression both results told us all that we were at least mildly fucked up
1:13 or in the 1989 film adaptation of Shakespeare's Henry 5th directed by Kenneth Branagh when Towards the end of the movie where it is showing all the fallen soldiers on the battlefield and one of the soldiers impaled by the spiked barricades LITERALLY WINKS at the Camera when he is right in front of it. good movie though.
3:17 I can only imagine if I get selected for anything with a ball. I wonder what would happen if the ball whacks me in the face. My collision would be so bad, they’d have to get the medics! (Do they even have medics?) If not, they’ll probably send me home.
I've been basically just working the entire week, and today I woke up at 4am to work Thanks for the laughs. I needed this I'm not overworked. Just… with little time for myself
The Cards against Humanity one reminded me of my greatest achievement in that game. Last Round, Black Card is “My favorite drink is _____” And then I saw it, the holy grail of WTF Cards “The Blood of Christ”, and when my dad saw the card and read it he HESITATED for five seconds of pure silence. The game ended shortly after.
I used to feel like a smart fellow watching other subs like DiWhy, Engrish, confidentallyincorrect and others. But Me_Irl makes me feel like we are all the same.
At the start of any freakin video you post, I’m always wrapped in a blanket and ready to hold in my laughter with my right hand out. Also nlg it’s kinda hard to write a comment or anything else with only one hand because I’m used to write with both hands.
And what are you doing with the other hand, nudge- nudge, wink- wink? My other hand is sitting in my lap... ... Wrapped in gauze because my elderly cat tried to eat a leaf and it got stuck in her throat, so I tried to get it out for her and she almost bit my thumb off! 16 stitches! Damn, she's got good teeth for 18!
YES! I doze off because I have chronic fatigue syndrome, but I'm still losing attention! My daughter is always "Mom, you're falling asleep!" I'm like "A: I'm not and here's proof, and 2) If I am, good, so what!" I only get 3 hours a night due to night terrors anyway!
10:23 - as a kid, I used to have waking daymares while floating in my swimming pool that the Warner Bros. Logo became visible from the sky and was about ready to fall from it. I was a little scared but I knew I had a weird imagination and it wouldn't really happen. I've been wondering if anyone else had a similar situation, and I told my brother years later about it but he thought I was crazy lol. I'm almost convinced that it was really more a Me Problem than anything else lol Thanks for making me relive the memories lol
Just woke up around 5...pm. I'm an insomniac and have night terrors so when I do fall asleep I wake up screaming several times throughout the night. By the weekend I'm running on a handful of hours and desperately need sleep. I take a handful of meds that help stop the dreams, but make me gain weight, and hubby let's me sleep most of the day on the weekends. It's nice to get.
9:27 I had a binder, and had a folder, but I just stuffed all my papers in my backpack anyways. Now, here I am, failing seventh grade for the second time (online school sucks)
I've had a couple of very vivid dreams. One of which involved an expanse of small floating islands over the literal void which decided whether they wanted to help you across by whether you showed them happiness or anger/sadness
5:05 I used to play cards humanity with my online friends when I was around 16. My english wasn’t very good and I was young so I didn’t really understand everything the cards said. So sometimes I just played random cards cause I didn’t know what else to do. Somehow to most random cards got the biggest laughs and comments like „Hahah this is a good one“ and to this day I don’t know what was so funny. •_•
I watch this as an extrovert and I'm just kinda like "Wait... y'all ain't funny as fuck?" because we have the same humour and I relate to these "bad mental health makes you a comedian" jokes
I don't think I've mentioned that I love that the intro of the hand just casually flips you off
@@joice4042 Let's*
I miss the okay 👌 symbol
@@randombrit13 I'm glad that they gave us a reason though
@@joice4042 man shut up
@@serpentslyther4583 wait what wasthe reason?
"people who shoved their homework into their bag without a folder or binder, where are you now?"
i need a long hug.
I’m a clown
im a clown member 3 years on clown school i even have the full clown suit
In bed chewing gum watching this video.
Meh, I was organized, not doing any better.
3:46 As someone without much self hatred, it took me way too long to realize that the person hates themselves most and not that the killed their least favorite person for that cash.
*they
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UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
And by "without much" I mean, "I literally don't hate myself"
Pft wow imagine loving yourself
Can’t relate
I took it both ways, is that wrong?
I can relate to this on a level that it starts to be scary
you haven't even watched the full vid yet wdym
@@ambipan just by the thumbnail I can relate a lot
@@ambipan Mate just wants some internet points
*same*
same
Can we just appreciate the fact that robin can go to any subreddit and still make it 10 times better
appreciated
How much spam is there?!?!
no
@@FrogAndAHat -How much spam is there ?!?!
Spammers/bots- yes
Yeah but don’t get me wrong I love robin so much but he can ruin the joke sometimes
the funny hand people have blessed us with more funny memes
Freaking bots
Bro the first two comments for fuck sake UA-cam just purge these mfs
@@jhalilxvii they're technically for f*cks sake
@@LloydZyanRUy Fair point
👌people do the entertain
Gosh I need a “I HATE THIS CONTENT SO MUCH I WOULD GO TO YOUR QUARTERS AND PUNCH THE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING ME WATCH IT” button for every social media
Please, I keep getting anti democrat "npcs" videos every once and awhile. I don't want politics.
UA-cam has had uninterested and don't recommend channel for a long time.
@@insaincaldo sometimes those just dont work
The glasses one got me... I'm absolutely blind without them.
Yeah me too. I wear them all the time.
Same :'/
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
The fact now that the 70s were *50* years ago made me have to retrain my sense of time.
I think that's way longer for you soldier because what you enlisted what like... 2550 or so
@@arnoldinigov.pascual617 Yeah. Im talking about for you folks.
Hush your mouth! For some of us it was only forty something years ago.
Shit my mom is turning 51. Damn
@@maddogmadison6379 I think you meant to say she's on the 16th anniversary of her 35th birthday. That's how... that's how we do.
The fact that the news article put quotation marks on the words "upset" and "depressed" would hint that they don't care enough about kind-hearted celebrities' mental well-being to even believe that they aren't faking it. And that's why I think all gossiping news article publishers are soulless beings.
2:15 the Samsung always-on display has greatly reduced this for me, now I can check the time without unlocking the phone and getting distracted by notifications.
0:00 they actually do! when you hover over a thumbnail, a line of 3 dots will appear. click that, and click either "Not Interested" or "Don't Recommend This Channel" (probably not available on mobile)
Everytime Robin does his voiceover I can just imagine his image being how a disney character would present a sex offender. The fact that his name is Christopher Robin just makes it so much better. I swear lmao.
I fell asleep in the cinema on a second date. I snored. We just celebrated our 8th anniversary. I feel personally attacked by Robin's stance on movie sleeping.
I have chronic fatigue syndrome and the possibility of narcolepsy. I can't help it! I fall asleep eating!
1:11 in the child CPR video I had to watch, the kid was breathing when the person said "he's not breathing" lol
1:14 and curley’s wife’s “corpse” in the of mice and men
Genuinely looked like Lenny made her pass out from lack of oxygen
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UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Just gimme the virus link
Kind of on topic, but who else that had to read OM&M at school got spoiled about Lenny’s death?
7:55 printers… the rudest machines. Always stealing money via printer ink. Ink, more expensive than a new printer.
3:58
4 years ago my teacher was talking about wetdrems she describes it as "white pee" and my innocent ass mind thought it was that transparent pee, I raised my hand and told my teacher "i sometimes do that in the bathroom" and now i have social anxiety
4 years ago? Innocent?
Holy shit
Not everyone loses their innocence at like 8?
People: why doesn't UA-cam give us a don't recommend this to me button
_meanwhile the not interested option_ :
Ehhhh, from what I understand, it dislikes that video and that's counts towards your algorithm of what to recommend and not recommend, but I never like using a dislike for things I just want to ignore. I don't want to ruin someone's like/ dislike ratio just because I'm not into wood carving.
I got a "dont recommend this channel" button, it appears to be doing its job.
It kind of works. I’ve tried it multiple times on the same channel’s videos, but it only stops recommending you that video, not the whole channel.
I’m not too sure how well “don’t recommend at all” works, though.
this is the place you go to, to check whether what you do on a daily basis is something that other people do. its like a loop of anxiety, only to find out people are as anxious as you are.
I think the most mind-blowing dreams I've had are dreams where I'm with someone I don't know in real life but in the dream, they're someone I love very deeply. This has only happened to me twice, I think. In one, I had a baby with some faceless partner (they weren't important in this scenario I guess, lol) but I remember the baby's face really clearly. He had white skin, brown hair, blue eyes, and a very large brown patch of skin, like a mole or something on his cheek, with some hair coming out of it. But to me at that moment, it was the most beautiful face I'd ever seen. The weird thing is, I don't want kids and I don't think I ever will, but for a moment I got to experience the love of a parent. That fucked me up for real when I woke up and realized he didn't exist.
I've had the opposite. It's someone I know and love, but for some reason they don't look how they should, but I KNOW it's them! Really vividly terrifying dreams! I have to sleep in the basement so I don't wake my family up when I scream myself awake on a regular basis! I hate it so much!
Mom: are you hungry?
Me: yes mom, I'm kinda starving right now
Mom: oh so call and ask for some pizza
my anxious ass : you know I'm not hungry anymore
I honestly thought the fear of taking on the phone was just me. This makes me feel a little better knowing I'm not the only one who, not only can't leave the house, but will pass out from trying to answer the phone as well!
Oh boy, another video that i can relate to way too much! Cant wait to watch the entire thing
5:52
I’m not even kidding the video cut to a *CAR* ad. I’m about to fucking lose it
0:29 yes. for me, 2017 was three years ago. my brain stopped in 2020.
I just wish that UA-cam would not randomly forget what videos/channels I've told it not to recommend to me anymore. After a while, they pop up again and I need to blacklist them again every time. :/
4:41 i just had one this morning; JFC, if i could only write music THAT good and original and epic TTwTT
The girl who took the pre-Gundam kit nut made me think, "Who'd do such a dork?" Then I remembered I have 2 kids and my 20th anniversary is in May...
1:28 When I hear the ghost busters theme song I used to just say "A therapist?"
I feel like the coldness of early morning is because things have had time to sit in the sunless dark like that for a while, kinda like if you left your microwave meal on the table for 8-ish hours
It's also because your body has been lying there all night cooling off, so mornings feel cooler. In the evening your body temp is still up from running around and doing stuff... if you're a normal person and not terrified of the world like me!
3:21 this reminds me of the time me and my friends all took some official mental health tests to help (not diagnose) if you have anxiety or depression
both results told us all that we were at least mildly fucked up
"I won't tell anyone if you click this"
25k people: *i trust you*
The fact the intro is Mr.Dices theme song from cuphead brings back losing in cuphead to that robot way to much thank you Em kay for this
7:36 just hits so hard
1:13 or in the 1989 film adaptation of Shakespeare's Henry 5th directed by Kenneth Branagh when Towards the end of the movie where it is showing all the fallen soldiers on the battlefield and one of the soldiers impaled by the spiked barricades LITERALLY WINKS at the Camera when he is right in front of it.
good movie though.
3:17 I can only imagine if I get selected for anything with a ball. I wonder what would happen if the ball whacks me in the face. My collision would be so bad, they’d have to get the medics! (Do they even have medics?) If not, they’ll probably send me home.
Yesterday at the movies I told a guy to "have a good shift" he replied "you too" and I feel that we've all been there
4:07 Oh my God, I'm dead🤣
0:10 LMFAO didnt even notice this lol
I've been basically just working the entire week, and today I woke up at 4am to work
Thanks for the laughs. I needed this
I'm not overworked. Just… with little time for myself
“What else to name it- FerFlakenFlugen?” BEST QUOTE EVER
The Cards against Humanity one reminded me of my greatest achievement in that game.
Last Round,
Black Card is “My favorite drink is _____”
And then I saw it, the holy grail of WTF Cards “The Blood of Christ”, and when my dad saw the card and read it he HESITATED for five seconds of pure silence. The game ended shortly after.
9:35
True
You just listen to this song until you start hating it for ever
Thats how i ruined my favourite song for myself
7:04
People look at me with fear because I’ve never seen the lion king
I used to feel like a smart fellow watching other subs like DiWhy, Engrish, confidentallyincorrect and others. But Me_Irl makes me feel like we are all the same.
4:34 no one tell him about the pig-f*cking episode of black mirror
Y
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
6:20 i dont drink but i do that sometimes, ironically, it is a happy moment for me
At the start of any freakin video you post, I’m always wrapped in a blanket and ready to hold in my laughter with my right hand out. Also nlg it’s kinda hard to write a comment or anything else with only one hand because I’m used to write with both hands.
And what are you doing with the other hand, nudge- nudge, wink- wink? My other hand is sitting in my lap...
...
Wrapped in gauze because my elderly cat tried to eat a leaf and it got stuck in her throat, so I tried to get it out for her and she almost bit my thumb off! 16 stitches! Damn, she's got good teeth for 18!
Me: your not even watching the movie
Them: yes I am *finishes paragraph text*
YES! I doze off because I have chronic fatigue syndrome, but I'm still losing attention! My daughter is always "Mom, you're falling asleep!" I'm like "A: I'm not and here's proof, and 2) If I am, good, so what!" I only get 3 hours a night due to night terrors anyway!
11:25 - Those life gamification apps don't work, they just don't but I damn wish they did ;-;
YOU WONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT
5:38 children just be like that. i was an oversharer as a kid. still am
I was watching cursed comments and I got distracted by this.
"ferflakenflugen" is now my absolute favorite non-official word
10:23 - as a kid, I used to have waking daymares while floating in my swimming pool that the Warner Bros. Logo became visible from the sky and was about ready to fall from it. I was a little scared but I knew I had a weird imagination and it wouldn't really happen. I've been wondering if anyone else had a similar situation, and I told my brother years later about it but he thought I was crazy lol. I'm almost convinced that it was really more a Me Problem than anything else lol
Thanks for making me relive the memories lol
7:39 *laughs in tropical country where it's 12-13 hours daylight all year long*
Robin do more of these please, this is my favorite series..
Recently I had an urge to clean up some stuff in the middle of the night. I have had that once a few years ago when my life was a bit dreadful too
8:47 same. But I do it because I suck at parking and want as much room as possible to get situated
2:14 "I look but I do not perceive" energy
My motivation comes from gently slapping myself till it hurts and I go do it.
10:33 i get the horrible urge to go shit at 1 am or else my body is like
"u wanna puke instead? your funeral"
on the topic of this, 11:32, they should add a randomizer for file names like this, jsut to make saving stuff more fun
Ah I have a lot of money and no body cares when I cry myself to sleep.
10:12 John Mayer went to the same highschool that I'm in now and that makes me feel special :))
Cat so lame has to poop in a bucket of sand...says the guy who has to poop in a bucket of water hooked up to a pipe like that's anymore dignified.
Love to see that emkays editor is now being payed in money not food
i spit out my rice at the sausage apology one lmao
Ay that new intro animation looks great
Has anyone just kinda slept until noon?I've done that more than I care to admit
Just woke up around 5...pm. I'm an insomniac and have night terrors so when I do fall asleep I wake up screaming several times throughout the night. By the weekend I'm running on a handful of hours and desperately need sleep. I take a handful of meds that help stop the dreams, but make me gain weight, and hubby let's me sleep most of the day on the weekends. It's nice to get.
2:31 straight up killed me
7:40
*sigh* I did this last night and now I have to feel ashamed for the next three months.
The one at 7:44 is so true. I think it’s 11:00 but it’s really just 5:45
9:27 I had a binder, and had a folder, but I just stuffed all my papers in my backpack anyways. Now, here I am, failing seventh grade for the second time (online school sucks)
When today's emkay fan art has a peace sign
6:53
I don't even dare Google it even in Incognito mode. 😂
4:32 I have PTSD of that episode god fuck it's surfacing fuck now I'm going to think about it for the rest of the week
UA-cam actually has the thing from the intro: hover over a video and click the vertical 3 dots, then choose "not interested"
not good enough
I've had a couple of very vivid dreams. One of which involved an expanse of small floating islands over the literal void which decided whether they wanted to help you across by whether you showed them happiness or anger/sadness
So, the Minecraft outer End?
My grandpa likes this soda named "frutti fresh" especially the grapefruit. I do too, and every time I drink it I think of him.
1:57
Now I want your certificate
I want everything to be MINE
The world is backwards now. Whenever it's night and I try to sleep I just SSOOOOO hot, but the daytime is always so much cooler.
3:04 so...like American Ninja or those japanese gameshows with all those people,i.e. Takeshi's castle.
Single player is nice tho. No toxicity, just great times with yourself
You know what else is a great time by yourself...
...
...
No, I'm really asking! I'm so bored!
5:05 I used to play cards humanity with my online friends when I was around 16. My english wasn’t very good and I was young so I didn’t really understand everything the cards said. So sometimes I just played random cards cause I didn’t know what else to do. Somehow to most random cards got the biggest laughs and comments like „Hahah this is a good one“ and to this day I don’t know what was so funny. •_•
2:53 I brought the 2 wrong cats to the vets. I was told bring the siblings, we have 3 pairs of siblings, two of them are still young.
9:20 oh, the thing is, my dad doesn't even ask if I want to watch the movie
4:41 i had a dream where i was apart of the band "Gorillaz", which is one of my favorite bands, and then i woke up and got super sad.
11:39 I’m waiting at the Cheesecake Factory, wtf
3:30 a better world is possible but we all know it isn't gonna happen
the phone one.......i do that and a scammer for some odd reason calls at that moment making it hard to look at the clock.
I'm gonna name my firstborn child "Fleurflakkenfleugen"
7:12 lmao we all aspire to be like this guy
4:42
Nah I wake up from them like "Dude wtf was that stockholm syndrome living in a castle shit"
That make me think. Where is my birth certificate?
I watch this as an extrovert and I'm just kinda like "Wait... y'all ain't funny as fuck?" because we have the same humour and I relate to these "bad mental health makes you a comedian" jokes
you made me look at my clock so fast at 7:42
1:49 ah yes the amyis_trying is quite relatable to
Trust me, the Black Mirror one isn't as dumb as it sounds.