God is an Asshole - Drew Michael

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • A piece of stand-up about God. This material can also be found on the album, "Lovely" (2013).
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 187

  • @htownguanaco1
    @htownguanaco1 5 років тому +211

    This dude is way underrated

    • @emac3080
      @emac3080 4 роки тому +2

      absolutely agree. I have an hour, give him a show and I will watch the hell out of it.

    • @immortalityhahnu-zii1616
      @immortalityhahnu-zii1616 3 роки тому +2

      I also agree with the both of you, he’s really funny XD

    • @dawnatilla
      @dawnatilla 3 роки тому

      He has his own HBO special. He's not under rated. It's just the UA-cam that is low key

    • @bsfbestshortfilmsonyoutube
      @bsfbestshortfilmsonyoutube 3 роки тому

      so is my channel xox

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 3 роки тому

      Maybe Doug Stanhope can help launch his career?

  • @Awakenedlamba
    @Awakenedlamba 11 місяців тому +6

    God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.
    Voltaire

  • @ryanp9458
    @ryanp9458 4 роки тому +33

    I know this comedy but I consider it a TED Talk

  • @koreanbbq3497
    @koreanbbq3497 5 років тому +39

    Death rehearsal 😂😂😂 yes

  • @christinabearfield5125
    @christinabearfield5125 4 роки тому +20

    Gods ponzi scheme, hilarious ..Genius material. I love the way you think.

  • @amberm735
    @amberm735 5 років тому +59

    Ponzi scheme of murder 😂

    • @solabonafide
      @solabonafide 3 роки тому

      “Existential Bernie Madoff” hahahaha

  • @dragon411
    @dragon411 4 роки тому +18

    "weird death ritual"
    thank you, this made my week

  • @olie3625
    @olie3625 4 роки тому +27

    Existential crisis at it's best 🤣

  • @Pyro-Moloch
    @Pyro-Moloch 2 роки тому +4

    "you just close your eyes hope you wake up the next day"
    Well, not necessarily...

  • @jackasswhiskyandpintobeans9344
    @jackasswhiskyandpintobeans9344 5 років тому +37

    Why can't cookie dough taste like broccoli?

  • @brianwilson2310
    @brianwilson2310 5 років тому +21

    Seriously cant explain how awesome it is to have found you before you get the attention you deserve. Your shits golden, and I cant get enough. Cant wait to catch you live one day man so fucking funny 👍

  • @adamrocks19
    @adamrocks19 4 роки тому +19

    So true, it’s ridiculous. Great stuff man. I love seeing a different perspective on “God”.

  • @AntonShields
    @AntonShields 5 років тому +27

    It’s great to see you still kicking ass I can’t wait for your net special....

  • @sugarplum5074
    @sugarplum5074 4 роки тому +13

    "God's next murder victim: 8 lbs. 2 oz."

  • @MrKrishnadevotee
    @MrKrishnadevotee 2 роки тому +4

    Love how he actually seeing realistically. Its the beginning to waking up out the delusion

  • @explorationi
    @explorationi 2 роки тому +5

    This is funny and deep at the same time. He has some things to think about.

  • @eddieavilia2299
    @eddieavilia2299 8 місяців тому +1

    Even if God is wicked, the one thing I like about him he has a great sense of humor.

  • @RawGuruRecords
    @RawGuruRecords 4 роки тому +5

    one of the best runs ever

  • @immortalityhahnu-zii1616
    @immortalityhahnu-zii1616 3 роки тому +8

    I can’t tell ya how happy I am that I found this guy, my friend showed me a video and I was trying to find him ever since and I finally found him Im so damn happy right now 🤩

  • @michaeln8925
    @michaeln8925 3 роки тому +4

    God in old norse language is Áss this can be researched
    Áss from Old Norse language translated to English is God
    Its even in the Old Norse to English Dictionary

  • @raywisbrock9079
    @raywisbrock9079 4 роки тому +5

    I believe in God but still have enough of a sense of humor to know and appreciate there's a lot of funny material here.

  • @smokin7339
    @smokin7339 4 роки тому +6

    There's actually a figure called Demiurge or Yaldabaoth that's basically what he's saying

  • @jeffalan6339
    @jeffalan6339 2 роки тому +5

    Like at Job and Jesus.
    They were given a life of unimaginable and exortdinary events.
    If God is to provide explain homelessness and famine.
    God loves us so much that we get to enjoy disease and viruses.
    Isn't God so kind.
    If God was real parent be jailed for child abuse.
    I call God a slum lord.
    Heat, brutal cold, tornados and hurricanes.
    He even flooded the world from infant to elderly and in between.

    • @VoidDweller86
      @VoidDweller86 Рік тому

      jeff alan What I wonder to The full most is why couldn't The God of The Bible have just given His creation a perfect nature from The start??? So That There wouldn't even have to be a such Thing as Sin or A Judgement Day for That matter???
      If tech designers can make and design computerized phones Then The God of The Bible SHOULD have The Power to do infinitely better.
      I am 36 years old by the way, Black American male.

    • @VoidDweller86
      @VoidDweller86 Рік тому

      jeff alan What I mean by being given a perfect nature from The start is being given a perfect nature of NOT making any costly mistakes, Being Exceptionally Perfect By Nature.

    • @jeffalan6339
      @jeffalan6339 Рік тому

      @@VoidDweller86 everyone has there experiences with God. some brag and preach to you. Others like me half way to don't believe in all. I call life preproduction.
      Plant a plant seed, after period of time you get what you planted. Birds, dogs, cats, all of nature is through reproduction. Even people if God can do it all as a passage says nothing is impossible for god.
      Then why didn't Jesus like Adam then eve come from God not sexual intercourse You get paid by man not god, you get paid for the work you do, not from faith of god will send a check or rain money down on you.
      longer I live the bigger skeptic I become..
      Try letting god wok on your vehicle or open a door or any sort, your house is on fire cry to god for rain or call 9-1-1
      Get sick pray for healing or go to the doctor.
      I go by the person not color. its the person not their origin is how I base an opion.

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому

      Not a Slum Lord, God is just the CCP by Eldritch.

  • @JesusChrist-bw8dk
    @JesusChrist-bw8dk 3 роки тому +4

    Ay yo don’t insult my dad like that

  • @sophij478
    @sophij478 Рік тому +1

    Rly like this everybody is gonna die type of jokes. Its odd that I think of that tv series The Good Place so often as Im watching this

  • @ghosiejackson9270
    @ghosiejackson9270 4 роки тому +16

    Admire your talent 💕

  • @Bryan_Richardson
    @Bryan_Richardson 2 роки тому +1

    “Mutters of disapproval”

  • @ThedsPod
    @ThedsPod 4 роки тому +4

    This guy is fucking amazing

  • @sonnee44
    @sonnee44 4 роки тому +5

    *this is Good Shit* 👌

  • @eddieavilia2299
    @eddieavilia2299 7 місяців тому +1

    "I'm outta things to murder"
    Yep, sounds like God.😂

  • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
    @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому +1

    Homosexual folks: *Praises God in their church in Massachussets*
    God: *Sith noises*
    Eldritch Canaanite War Gods be tripping.

  • @michael-johnbrown2881
    @michael-johnbrown2881 2 роки тому +1

    This reminds me i forgot to buy some cheez its christ at the grocery store lol 😆

  • @1greattorero
    @1greattorero 2 роки тому +1

    The best!

  • @VersaStylesMedia
    @VersaStylesMedia 3 роки тому +2

    joker 2019 vibes on first joke

  • @ycart_tech6726
    @ycart_tech6726 3 роки тому +1

    Can confirm.

  • @squidwardssoul631
    @squidwardssoul631 4 роки тому +4

    Loved it!
    I'm a dark humor fiend

  • @adamrocks19
    @adamrocks19 4 роки тому +34

    It’s almost like we perpetuate suffering by creating more of ourselves through mindless reproduction. It’s like “God” intentionally made sex feel so damn good that it’s irresistible not to. Does anyone sit and think that maybe creating another life is not such a great idea. How many do it for selfish reasons? Some days I’m glad to be alive but I’ve definitely had to deal with a shit ton of mental and physical pain, addictions and more. No doubt a lot of others have suffered more and less than me. Point is, I don’t see the point in creating another life that would have to endure what I have, being completely honest. Great video though man. I’m just another human struggling with a existential crisis. Haha

    • @kittuojha
      @kittuojha 3 роки тому +1

      you need to look up benatar....he's a philosopher who vouches anti natalism. just google pleasure pain asymmetry of benatar and you'll find him.

    • @Ryan-mf2rg
      @Ryan-mf2rg 3 роки тому +1

      This is so fuckin' true.

    • @kingdoge8916
      @kingdoge8916 3 роки тому

      @Jordan Post cool no one cares idk why u are getting angry at some other dude blaming a fictional character for his problems just ignore him and stop tryna get sympathy like he is tryna get.

    • @PolskiKrajowa
      @PolskiKrajowa 3 роки тому

      @Jordan Post shut up no one cares

    • @jonasjorgensen8759
      @jonasjorgensen8759 2 роки тому

      Dont project your antinatalism onto others. If your life sucks, that sucks, but my life is fucking sweet so ill definetlyhave Kids

  • @jamesdavidson676
    @jamesdavidson676 6 місяців тому

    And a super one at that.

  • @ohnojodie5074
    @ohnojodie5074 4 роки тому +6

    moooooooore dreW!

  • @timroscher3723
    @timroscher3723 Рік тому +1

    I believe in God I do as a Christian but I do agree with some of what you're saying I cannot understand the poop thing at all well that's one of my biggest questions if I get to heaven what is up with that???

  • @VersaStylesMedia
    @VersaStylesMedia 3 роки тому +1

    fucking amazing

  • @-berberry
    @-berberry 11 місяців тому

    I've had all these same thoughts

  • @ChaserTree
    @ChaserTree 4 роки тому +1

    icelandic water! best water

  • @akshatpujara9800
    @akshatpujara9800 4 роки тому +3

    WHAT ARE YOU, BROTHER? WHY WERE'NT YOU MY TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL?

  • @lorenfay7010
    @lorenfay7010 3 роки тому +3

    creator is incomplete, no solutions for sickness, unless we figure it out ourselves...

    • @VoidDweller86
      @VoidDweller86 Рік тому

      Loren Fay What I wonder to The full most is why couldn't The God of The Bible have just given His creation a perfect nature from The start??? So That There wouldn't even have to be a such Thing as Sin or A Judgement Day for That matter???
      If tech designers can make and design computerized phones Then The God of The Bible SHOULD have The Power to do infinitely better.
      I am 36 years old by the way, Black American male.

    • @VoidDweller86
      @VoidDweller86 Рік тому

      Loren Fay What I mean by being given a perfect nature from The start is being given a perfect nature of NOT making any costly mistakes, Being Exceptionally Perfect By Nature.

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому

      That or the creator has a weird kink.

  • @欧清波
    @欧清波 2 роки тому +1

    5:15 Are you saying dinosaurs don't have love and sex???

  • @samuelorozco7735
    @samuelorozco7735 2 роки тому +2

    For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God [that is, His remarkable, overwhelming gift of grace to believers] is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.The last enemy to be destroyed is death.

    • @VoidDweller86
      @VoidDweller86 Рік тому

      Samuel Orozco What I wonder to The full most is why couldn't The God of The Bible have just given His creation a perfect nature from The start??? So That There wouldn't even have to be a such Thing as Sin or A Judgement Day for That matter???
      If tech designers can make and design computerized phones Then The God of The Bible SHOULD have The Power to do infinitely better.
      I am 36 years old by the way, Black American male.

    • @VoidDweller86
      @VoidDweller86 Рік тому

      Samuel Orozco What I mean by being given a perfect nature from The start is being given a perfect nature of NOT making any costly mistakes, Being Exceptionally Perfect By Nature.

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому

      >Wages of sin is death
      Even God's attempt at diplomacy is a death threat. Proved our point.

  • @giftmandlazi9297
    @giftmandlazi9297 4 роки тому +7

    I've been watching this guy's stand up for the past 30 minutes or so and I know that's not a long time but I'm convinced he's a comedic genius, I'm not even anti God or anything like that(I just really don't give a fuck) but his material is amazing

  • @rawhstyles4305
    @rawhstyles4305 3 роки тому +1

    Yo you’re great!

  • @johnshadoe
    @johnshadoe 3 роки тому +4

    1:24 this bit right here. I heard this phrase from my favorite stand up comedian. George Carlin.

  • @niharikasakhare8748
    @niharikasakhare8748 4 роки тому +15

    your jokes are so fresh and amazing! such a treat for atheists like me! good work!

  • @mohmmedaleqapy3796
    @mohmmedaleqapy3796 4 роки тому +3

    Then 2020 came

  • @basedgod3459
    @basedgod3459 4 роки тому +2

    is this his real fucking hair?
    edit: its kinda nice actually

  • @Ankitkumar-po9nt
    @Ankitkumar-po9nt 2 роки тому +4

    Love this guy! There is no existence like god! It’s just funny imagination that all fools believe! Im an athiest too!!! His way of expressing things are awesome! 😍👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @DearWendyy
    @DearWendyy 5 років тому +8

    You'd love Preacher series if you like this one ^

  • @nope9858
    @nope9858 Рік тому +2

    Godis one cruel jerk

  • @wadik.gasparr9714
    @wadik.gasparr9714 3 роки тому +1

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOVE IT

  • @onefishtwofish2771
    @onefishtwofish2771 4 роки тому +3

    I just met my match

  • @marcaroniandcheese626
    @marcaroniandcheese626 3 роки тому +2

    GOD does exist, he's a victim

  • @marcaroniandcheese626
    @marcaroniandcheese626 3 роки тому +1

    The world knows very well that God exist, they extremely persecuted those that Carry God so that they will reject him and in doing giving away their God

  • @paypaul138
    @paypaul138 2 роки тому +1

    Lmfao 😂😆

  • @Terence__
    @Terence__ 5 років тому +3

    👌🌍

  • @vysedyne5116
    @vysedyne5116 3 роки тому +1

    almost find some of the "Don't blame YHWH/God" comments cookie-cutter excuses that hold no water.

  • @lacrymal1
    @lacrymal1 3 роки тому +2

    Death rehearsal...lol

  • @abdullahal-shimri3091
    @abdullahal-shimri3091 4 роки тому +1

    this dude is stoned

  • @thedeekabides
    @thedeekabides 4 роки тому +2

    It would be kinda funny, if it weren't so sad.

  • @TheRedGameboy
    @TheRedGameboy 4 роки тому +1

    Can anyone explain the regional joke at the end?

    • @solabonafide
      @solabonafide 3 роки тому

      Skokie, Illinois was or might still be one of the headquarters of the Neo Nazi Aryan Nation white supremacist group.

  • @jackasswhiskyandpintobeans9344
    @jackasswhiskyandpintobeans9344 5 років тому +6

    There are people I dislike, but making death threats is frowned upon. I now make long life threats. Redundancy will happen in about 10,000 years of immortality. At 20,000 years he will have watched each episode of "Saved by the Bell," 100,000 times. That's why I believe in God.

    • @resfan000
      @resfan000 3 роки тому +1

      Shadap

    • @jackasswhiskyandpintobeans9344
      @jackasswhiskyandpintobeans9344 Рік тому

      @@resfan000 I have no idea what I meant with the above statement. It sounds erudite.

    • @resfan000
      @resfan000 Рік тому

      @@jackasswhiskyandpintobeans9344 2 years later: SHADAP

  • @Jellybeantiger
    @Jellybeantiger 3 роки тому +2

    Only looks after the smart,especially in todays nsrcissist World

  • @jennychuang808
    @jennychuang808 4 роки тому +1

    You will be a believer in the future !
    God does have great sense of humor!
    Maybe you should read Acts , see how God touched Paul!
    Shalom

    • @jamesszumowski6637
      @jamesszumowski6637 2 роки тому +1

      God is a shit

    • @billyraybar
      @billyraybar 2 роки тому +1

      God is all powerful and can do anything therefore everything that happens is his will. Children suffer

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому

      I like how every believer's promise sounds like a low key death threat. Proved his point, though.

  • @gedon4713
    @gedon4713 3 роки тому +4

    PRAISE GOD PEOPLE PLEASE HE GIVED HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON JESUS CHRIST

    • @Gameking92888
      @Gameking92888 3 роки тому +4

      Jesus the letter j was invented 400 years ago their wasn't any Jesus, His concept was stolen from horus the sun god.

    • @jamesszumowski6637
      @jamesszumowski6637 2 роки тому

      Go fuck your precious god

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому

      Praise his lit AF K/D ratio.

  • @jamesrussell6123
    @jamesrussell6123 Рік тому +1

    Drew Michael needs to repent for what he said

  • @googleedood9721
    @googleedood9721 4 роки тому +4

    Humans are the cause of all his complaints. Not YHWH.

    • @DerAltruist
      @DerAltruist 4 роки тому +8

      And god has no power to prevent the harm of his own creation? Seems legit

    • @googleedood9721
      @googleedood9721 4 роки тому

      @@DerAltruist you try to humanize YHWH that way it's convenient for you and others to point blame instead of being accountable for yourselves.

    • @DerAltruist
      @DerAltruist 4 роки тому +8

      @@googleedood9721 I don't see how your answer is related to my comment. In what way am I humanizing?
      It's easy: humans are flawed. God created us -> god made us flawed.
      Second point: even if we are at fault for our own misery, god isn't even preventing the pain of the innocent.
      The story you people made up doesn't make sense in any way, and the sad thing is, you will never get to learn the truth.

    • @knowun
      @knowun 4 роки тому

      @@googleedood9721 lol Yah is a long-dead vassal of an unnamed interstellar warlord and we are a failed experiment of some other failed experiment. Congrats.

    • @hpcstarted7854
      @hpcstarted7854 4 роки тому

      @@DerAltruist Sry that it took nearly 1 year for your answer, but here it comes:
      God is not preventing the evil or the harm of his own creation because he does not want to rule over mankind like mankind is ruling over animals. He does not want to make us into puppets because he wants relationship with you and me and you can not have true relationship with a puppet. But God is not allowing creation to be harmed forever. The judgment day will come where God is restoring the perfection of his creation that humanity once destroyed and all of those who accepted Jesus as their saviour, those who want to have a relationship with God, will be saved.

  • @yossi8911
    @yossi8911 Рік тому +1

    Ripped off robin Williams

  • @Jesusprayerwarriorbw
    @Jesusprayerwarriorbw 4 роки тому +6

    God is not mocked. You'll find out

    • @NeurogenicMT
      @NeurogenicMT 4 роки тому +25

      God just WAS mocked! Boom!

    • @DerAltruist
      @DerAltruist 4 роки тому +10

      The sad part is, you never will find out

    • @moonacrefalls4439
      @moonacrefalls4439 4 роки тому +9

      Over 200 hundred countries , over 4,200 religions and you believe there is a god.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 4 роки тому

      @@moonacrefalls4439 Over 200 hundred countries, over 4,200 religions that believe some form of god and you believe there is no god.

    • @Emmanuel-xr3pt
      @Emmanuel-xr3pt 4 роки тому

      @@exosproudmamabear558 I think that is because... he is... you know... more reasonable than the majority. In fact, someone who actually tried to seek for proof and arguments about the existence of God but arrived at the conclusion that there are no gods nor God.

  • @nilsonhernandez9911
    @nilsonhernandez9911 4 роки тому +5

    One word
    DISGUSTING!!!

  • @Nobodycares00000
    @Nobodycares00000 15 днів тому

    The fact they dont laugh more shows how much are sheep.