[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video)
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2022
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[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
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Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍
[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
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[1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ua-cam.com/video/m-tKnjFwleU/v-deo.html
[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ua-cam.com/video/Joed0P3hhbc/v-deo.html
[862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ua-cam.com/video/TRozAbaKs9M/v-deo.html
[651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ua-cam.com/video/k9VewWKfH_0/v-deo.html
April fools time!
April fools babbbbyyyyyyyy!
I really appreciate the video of the inside of your wife's beaver.
very nice pun on the intro.....3days made me chuckle
I've been waiting for this upload since 12am :)) Thank you LPL!
His ability to perfectly maintain his composure through this monologue is all the proof you need to know he really is a lawyer.
i would never be able to do that, i would laugh after the first sentence lol
Yup 😁
@@solidsnaker1992 same.
Who knows how many takes this took. xD
@@GrubbJunker good point. But I don't see noticeable cuts so do it in one shot tho... Would take me 3 months if 6hr/day training
Can we take a moment to appreciate that in 4 short years, he's gone from having a tiny coq to a 15lb banana shaped package
Maybe the ads weren't lying?
@@wildcard1791 Doctors HATE him because he found this one WEIRD trick for natural growth. Maybe next year he'll tell us the secret
The fanbase ain't the only thing that experienced drastical growth.
Via an 18 inch long johnson
@@yolophanthd5420 Should probably get that checked out, cancer there is no laughing matter.
i love how serious LPL is when he makes balls and nuts jokes 😂
omg.... im dying at the banana shaped.... part 😹😂😂
@@YourIRLFriend the agony the pain
"jokes"
What jokes?
I’m the 1000th like
A coworker today told a joke to me he heard about how “the female equivalent of a cock block is a beaver dam,” and then proceeded to explain to me what a beaver is. This video popped up in my recommendations again, and only now did I understand. I clicked it and was not expecting how detailed you were. You even showed yourself playing with it and splayed it out on camera for all of us to see. Generous wife.
I dont suppose youve heard the one about the guy who was built like a baby down there?
@@TalonPro no...what is the one about the guy that was built like a baby down there?
@@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote when a package and a beaver get together theat one unlucky guy was built like a baby down there
@@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote the man explains to his date “just so you know, I’m built like a baby down there, and I just want you to know that before we get too serious. Just so as there are no surprises.” His date of course is accepting of this and their relationship progresses to the point where our man exposes his package and his partner is shocked to discover how HUGE the man is. “I thought you said you were built like a baby?!?!?” The man answers, “yes, 8lbs 10oz and 21 inches long”
@@DBKING04020 OOOHHH lmao, and thank you so much for actually telling it. I wasn’t sure if I was crazy or the other’s was with their explanation.
You'd think it's a joke but this man is teaching us all the important bits
took me some research to find out that beaver is a slang word for P
he is very well informed
LPL teaches sex ed
This clip should be played at schools, would teach them a lot.
@@sonnguyen-iv7gv ...ussy
The fact that he doesn't break character for even a second is an accomplishment in of itself
And this is the fifth year in a row that he does that
imagine how many takes it took though, I want to see the bloopers
there's no character...
he is the character
@@thegamingfireman8582 my guess is it went one of two ways. Either he recorded only a few words at a time and edited them together to avoid laughing, then editing that into the video track, or...
This is after take 396 and two quaalude.
"I am going to fit my package in my wife's beaver."
I cannot believe that Mr.Lock didn't break his lock and started gushing out in laughter after that sentence
Remember, he's a lawyer. He doesn't do laughing.
Breaking his lock would be unthinkable...
LPL teaching us the importance of consent when fiddling with other people's beavers, what a king.
Your wife has a really nice beaver. I’m sure we all appreciate how well-maintained it is
I'm sure she appreciates him maintaining it as well as he does
Yeah, She just had it stuffed.
Unlike Craig's mom's beaver.(South Park reference)
For sure. Nice and clean. Looks like it's never been used!
Not a hair on it!
The fact that you got through this without once breaking your typical cadence and tone is mind blowing to me. What a professional Beaver stuffer.
If you haven't watched his other April Fools' videos, I strongly recommend them. They're linked in the description.
We don’t see the bloopers or failed takes.
If he did this on the first try, than I join you in amazement
@@ammonjohnson5592 I'm pretty sure he is actually a retired lawyer so hence why he can keep his usual tone and cadence while delivering comically dry humour
He's had years of practice stuffing his wife's Beaver. Sometimes he's kind enough to film it, so others can enjoy it, as well. 🙂
@@jiminycriket On Po... no wait... Lockhub ofcourse,... :-)
Amazing how the entire video is educational for at least three completely different situations simultaneously.
This is probably the most well written April fool's video I have ever seen.
Perhaps the most well written video for more than just April Fool's.
Nah the best April fools video is civvie 11 who made an entire fake game with a backstory about a old school shooter about pinhead from hell raiser
This man is a national, nay, GLOBAL treasure. Protect him at all costs.
the fact he did this in 1 continuous take, without laughing, is impressive
Exact same thought. Dude's a professional in all things.
No evidence without hands!
And quickly, too. When I tried the same maneuvers it took so long I ended up dumping my goodies on the floor.
Nope. He made edits.
I have a feeling we just saw the end result? That was very impressive either way. I could not stop laughing.
I imagine LPL sitting down every evening throughout the year, coming up with funny innuendoes and just giggling at them, and then compiling them into an April Fool's video.
Next year will be something to do with the base its on, and the best replacement, first base, second base etc. Also the opening, nice click out of one , four is binding , etc
@@highpath4776 Nothing worse than getting your beaver in a bind
@@zlinedavid You do not want a beaver to seize up on you while picking it... in worst case scenario the owner might lock it down for good...
I think that wrapped treats should also be a consideration to help keep things a little more clean and help prevent the device from becoming clogged.
I'm surprised that wasn't in the actual video. A similar remark is included in the 2023 April 1st video though.
Hence the banana shape.
I didn't know LPL had this sense of humor. It's fantastic and very well done. I laughed the entire damn time. Excellent work, sir. Thanks for sharing your wife's beaver with the rest of us.
He does it every year. On April 1st
I can tell this man appreciates his wife's Beaver. I feel like many people don't appreciate how lucky they are to even have a Beaver in their life.
Not really lucky…because Beavers are everywhere, and they’re cheap, or even free. In fact the Beaver market is flooded with inventory 😉
These days, many Beavers require super high maintenance. And come with lots of additional costs.
Remember: for every great looking beaver in the world, there's a man who's sick of servicing it.
@@RobplusPiper That may be true, but many of the 'free' ones out there are clearly not maintained or even damaged. The free Beaver market, in my experience, is very disappointing. I don't know, maybe I'm looking for free Beaver in the wrong places.
@@RobplusPiper depends on whos trying to buy the beaver. If youre ugly or an ass youre getting nothing
Every year I wait. Every year he delivers. LPL not only knows how to get into back doors, handle johnsons, and open beavers, but now he has shown me how to fill a beaver. Now I'm satisfied until next year.
I feel cheated. We didn't actually get to see HOW to stuff the beaver.
Like making the dough for the bun - but never seeing it get put into the oven.
I was looking forward to this every year
This is truly a man of culture and many talents.
You forgot his tiny Coq
"Now I'm satisfied until next year." that's what her beaver said?
I thought LPL was a nerd and he didn't know his way around any beavers... now I realize he's much cooler than ill ever be.
The depths to which you go in explaining the servicing of and working with a Beaver are eye watering.
Your wife's Beaver is a bottomless well of joy for everyone, one eyed or two!
This man has perfected April fools day and we all get to benefit from it.
No lying. No pranks. Just some of the funniest content on UA-cam each year.
Keeping a straight face while recording this was a skill in of its own
Its called law school, lol
Why do you think he never shows his face !?
Why? It's not funny.
@@donkremer6019 You must have no sense of humor, then. LOL
I wonder how many takes it took hahaha
I never thought I would get a “birds and the bees” speech from the LockPickingLawyer.
After his wife sees this, LockPickingLawyer is going to need ADivorceLawyer.
Your wife must have a poor sense of humor :(
Everyone keeps being fascinated how he's able to do these with a straight face/tone of voice.
It's as if everyone keeps forgetting he's a lawyer - the things in this video are surely not the most egregious things he had to say with a straight face.
I am still willing to bet it took multiple takes to get this all in one go, lol
Egregious.... an lpl classic word!
will smith also taught us about his wife with a straight face
Is he an Actual Attorney btw? This is Funny As heck 🤣
I would be dying or drunk just trying to get a strait face
Remember kids, whether the banana is peeled or not, it must be protected with secure packaging to keep germs from spreading.
LMFAO how does this comment not have more votes!!!!
Now I really wish LPL had thought of this innuendo, and featured it in the video
Ew, let those bananas run wild and free like nature intended. They taste better and have better texture. Just make sure it's a well researched banana you know and trust.
@@wom_Bat Only fools forgo secure packaging in favor of better texture. Better to be safe than sorry.
@@wom_Bat 😭😭😭been wild and now l feel sick
The Beaver corporate site needs to add this as an instructional video. Sales would increase.
I'm impressed by how well maintained your wife's beaver is. She obviously takes great care to keep it operating smoothly and keeping its finish nice and smooth. She must tender special care quite often by the polished and sleek look of it, and I can only imagine that the action is very fluid as well, seeing how easily you were able to turn the knob without any resistance. I've seen quite a number of women let their beavers go untended and get very messy over the years, so I hope you can appreciate the level of care she puts into hers. It's unfortunate that we couldn't get some shots of the actual filling, but I completely understand that she wouldn't want that on camera, as what she chooses to allow into her beaver is usually a pretty personal one and shouldn't be flouted all that much, especially for the world to see.
Thanks again for another great video.
"Before trying to put toys in a beaver, always ask the owner for both permission and instructions." Very good advice!
My partner wanted to try toys in the bedroom. She was a little annoyed after the fourth hotwheel came down the track.
@@TacComControl Lmao 🤣😂
@@TacComControl woh woh woh. We're talking about beavers here
I always did read the manuals 😂
This made my wife get up in the other room and see what you was talking about. That was hilarious!
I was just thinking "WTH would someone think if this was audio only" LOL!
Mine asked what the hell I was watching when she heard the audio. LOL!
I had it on the TV with the screen off oh God it was hilarious 😂
Well she was curious she has never seen a large package..... of bananas before lol
Mine just watched it over my shoulder and she's almost turning blue from laughter!
WOW! That is one heck of a clean and well maintained beaver. I can tell your wife doesn't over abuse it.
I admire the fact you are able to put so many innuendos into such a short video without so much as a giggle. Great April 1st video
This was absolutely top notch, man. I'm a bit disappointed not seeing you cram your package into her Beaver, but some things should be left to the imagination. Cheers!
I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on UA-cam. So don't feel too bad for me, dear Marc
@@AxxLAfriku good for you
Could mr. LockPickinglLwyers' dad put his Johnson in it?
@@AxxLAfriku Rob the bank I guess
At 15lbs I hope he has some leftover for my wifes beaver!
Mr LPL, you’ve made a vast improvement over the years, from a tiny coq, to an 18-inch Johnson, and now: a 15-pound package.
Next year: Two ton battering ram
that's the top comment
Or some huge piston or hydrolic press.
Aélon Ashryver hydraulic, sorry, just had to point it out.
Every video he puts out especially the April 1st not only are they fun they're informative and contain a lot of detail that many others may leave out. The key it's always in the details get it.
No one is ever going to read this comment but I had to say that this is the finest work of LPL's satire I have ever seen. Should I ever find myself in a court of law, if I hear "okay, so today we have a classic case of [insert crime]" coming from the opposite bench, I will simply plead guilty. This man knows how to make an entrance.
Absolutely wonderful when a couple are so content that the wife will let their spouse teach others how to fill their wife's beaver.
if only Will Smith had kept his cool like LPL 😂
Heh Phrasing
@@-EchoesIntoEternity- I'm confused... does Jada have a Candy Dispenser made by Beaver too?
@@trickytreyperfected1482 She keeps it shaved smooth.
@@Milesco I don't think candy dispensers have hair. If yours does, you REALLY need to clean that mold out.
Your April 1st videos are probably one of my favourite traditions
wrap it up, April fools has been had, and it was awesome
AMEN!
This is the only reason I've started liking April fools these past few years
Literally has been refreshing the page for this. The delivery is top comedy.
100% agree! This is the first video I check out on April 1st, and it's never topped
That has to be one of the best videos I've seen in a long time. Truly hilarious, and inspiration. Thank you for sharing your wife's beaver with us.
It has been said by many others, but I too want to congratulate you on making this video in one take without laughing. I died the whole time. Your content never ceases to surprise me.
A video safe enough for a child to watch, but too dangerous to play at the office cubicles! 😂
So true. Out of context, this would be terrible.
@@miathegaymer i think the word you meant was terrific
@@solidsnaker1992 perhaps...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Children nowadays are less innocent than you may think
Either his wife never watches these or she has enviable levels of patience and humour.
It's an huge win for the LPL no matter which is the answer.
"enviable levels of patience"? Have you seen how Mrs. LPL went around the Ben & Jerry's Ice cream lock?
Boy the women you've dated must have been the worst if you think anyone would be offended by this.
@@megman2465 Ice cream makes fools of us all.
@@megman2465
On her defense though it's ice cream, we shouldn't joke about important topics. Plus she did defeat the lock pretty flawlessly
@@megman2465 yeah 😂 I m voting for option 1
What a legendary content creator! Monsieur LPL here consistently brings out the good content, and no less on April Fools. Never stop making these joke videos please, they're a treat!
Me and my wife were hugely inspired by your video. Thank you, lock picking lawyer and mrs. Lawyer! The advice was put into good use.
deaf viewers: "oh wow that quarter machine opened really quickly"
blind viewers: *"WHA-"*
Read your comment again, but slowly.....
"blind viewers"
@@mvl8209 blind people watching the vid that makes perfect sense
@@mvl8209 So, listeners...?
@@onemansvoice9132 Dead viewers:
@@onemansvoice9132 They're not "watching" anything
You have to appreciate his professionalism in not killing over laughing during this video. “I’m going to stuff my 15lb banana package into my wife’s beaver!”
If you're killing someone, that someone is gonna die. If you're keeling over and die, you will first almost "fold together" and then die
That was the one!
I feel like he's too good to even have outtakes, a one-take-wonder if ya nasty
The expression is keeling, not killing. Not trying to be a grammar Nazi, just trying to be helpful, because I was confused until I realized the mistake.
@@kylegrefe4399 hey, thank you! I will definitely have to remember that one! It looked right typing, but sounded wrong repeating.
Can't wait for his video tomorrow,
I hope its about suction
Who else binged all of his April Fools videos?
Can we all appreciate that he did this in one take without breaking or laughing.
there were definitely multiple script reads tho
Being an actual lawyer would help with composure.
Image LPL saying this with audio only... that was funny✌✌✌✌✌
@@2gofaster close your eyes and let the magic happen
Tom Scott would be proud
The ability to not only come up with this, but say it with a complete poker face is nothing short of godlike. Just like the first time I encountered a beaver, these three minutes were the highlight of the year and it's all downhill from here.
Poker *voice.
@@christophersavignon4191 you'll need to have a poker face as well. You can hear a smile in the voice, after all.
I began crying/laughing at 2:00. This is unreal good. Well done.
How you even recited this script without busting out into hysterical laughter is a skill unto itself! 👌🏼😂👏🏼
These never disappoint. I think my favorite is still the “back door” one.
That's the hardest to unlock as well, only a skilled picker would be capable of taking advantage of someone's back door. It helps if you know it for a long time though. In time I've been capable to pick even my girlfriend's "back door". Just keep trying.
That's the only one where his voice audibly cracks from holding back laughter.
It was a two-wipe job
This man just taught me more about "beavers" in 4 minutes than my high school health class did in 4 years.
A scathing indictment of the American education system
I think it's for the better. That is definitely not a subject I would like to be familiarized with in a classroom, or any other way then the one and only good ole private time. That's something between you and your spouse, a discovery, an adventure, your own thing. Not a kitchen appliance instruction manual.
You took health class for 4 years?
@@ocwpzw If no one teaches teenagers how to have sex safely and use protection properly then teenage pregnancy rates skyrocket, STDs spread more easily and far more people are taken to hospital with sex related injuries, or even die because they are too embarrassed to seek help. None of that is a good thing.
@@qactustick Cheaper than a pre-med human biology undergrad program, and the unique, weird stink particular to health textbooks is known to have addictive properties
From the single strightest guy on the tube to this... Bravo good sir, Bravo 👏
This is still my all time favorite vid from LPL!
Spoken like a True Lawyer
>Doesn't break character
>Doesn't show demonstration
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
true
anon out here exposing himself
I don't know if i'm more impressed of the amount of innuendos he can fit in less than four minutes or of the sheer girth and size of that 15 pounds banana treats packet
From the vantage point it looks even bigger than his 18 inch johnson that he showed a few years ago!
i dont even believe its 7.5(ish) kilos that looks more like 1.5
i love April first on this channel... its always great
How hard it must have been to describe this all without laughing out loud. I had to concentrate not to giggle the whole time and just to listen. Very well, keep going.
I'm glad you covered the safety aspects here. No one wants a toy awkwardly wedged in their beaver
And of course nobody wants to pay a few quarters and get nothing. 😏
Ha ha ha
Pro-tip when working with Beavers is to make sure your nails are trimmed, preferably manicured, that really allows you to ease into the Beaver without too much resistance.
@@spacedbro That makes no sens whatsoever but we all know what you mean
@@ann-louiseidman-soysal7819 It's very important part when you wanna get your tool to stick into a beaver. You don't wanna scratch anything and all.
I like how even though your wife requested you not show the act of filling her beaver on video, you showed the beaver filled to capacity in the thumbnail. For this, I thank you.
upvoted to 69
Too funny 😁 😂
LMAO This was awesome. Someone sent me a truncated copy of this yesterday without the intro section and I immediately recognized the voice and then today this popped up in my YT video feed. Love it and am sharing it.
Mrs. LPL on wedding night: "Sorry honey my father never gave me the key to this chastity lock"
LPL: "nice click out of 3....."
I just want to thank your wife personally for letting me have a look at her beaver. That was really nice of her.
and we gotta give props to lpl. that beaver looks very well maintained.
@@l8rn3rds one couldn't tell that it was used at all.
Him: "Nice beaver!"
Her: "Thank you, I just had it stuffed."
- The Naked Gun
I knew (hoped) I'd find this reference.
_Bingo_
*shows bingo card*
🤣😂 I have never heard as many innuendos in as short a time. Well done. You managed to open both my mouth and my vocal cords without using a key. HA! Love it!
I totally couldn't help myself... I went there😳 i been watching your videos for a while now. Love how you can mix it up from time to time. You rock man 🤣
To this day it still amazes me how LPL can say all this without letting out even a giggle 🤣I would die laughing
Lawyers are trained to say all sorts of things with a straight face.
Maybe someday he'll post an outtake/blooper compilation
Imagine having to convince a jury of your client's innocence with a straight face when Mr. Murder McMurderface is sitting over there making funny faces at the victims family.
we need the outtakes :-)
@@KreemieNewgatt I'm sure there were laughs... Outtakes are not his style, and I admire that about LPL.
I like to imagine LPL was casually walking in the city center when he encountered that treat dispenser, and brought it home super excited saying it would make for a good april's 1st video like 6 or 7 months ago
Treat dispenser 🤔
@@Sad_King_Billy 😂
treat dispenser? have a little respect, that's his wife's Beaver you're talking about!
he was walking along, and saw the beaver just there, by the side of the sidewalk...I"m sure he said "hey! that looks like my wife's beaver".
OMG! What a great video! Thanks for the big laughs! Love your channel, Mr. LPL.
Haven't seen any of your videos in awhile, and this is what I come back to see?
Nice
LPL: Proudly presents his wife’s beaver
The internet: *Interesting*
bro I kid you not that there are guys like that.
1 take. This guy did the whole thing in one take.
So good, every year.
that could have been his 50th take for all we know!
fantastic!! how you get through these videos in a single take is beyond me!!
Not to mention the flawless delivery, there's some sheer genious in the flawless innuendo this guy keeps coming up with
I don't know how he does this without breaking out laughing.
That's what editing and multiple takes are for.
He’s a professional
The same as when he picks open any Masterlock.
Take 1000 😂
because its LPL, no explanations needed
Why are these always so well-written? They've def become something to look forward to every year on this channel haha
He's a lawyer.
A couple days ago, I was like "aw man, I wonder what he's gonna do" not disappointed
Not one single thing in this video wasn’t entirely accurate.
Love this vid 😂 Happy April mr lawyer!
Ok ok ok... I'm new to the LockpickingLawyer and I'll admit I'm behind but this one totally duped me... all the other vids are so serious, I was not expecting this at all even with the (April Fools Video) in the title... I kind of thought the joke was picking a candy machine... but this was very well done and Frick'n funny
I swear he spends all year planning this. My hats off to you and your wife's really beautiful beaver
I'm really impressed with how clean, shiney, new and flawless your wife's beaver looks!!!
Proper cleaning habits are important when handling a beaver! Its makes the experience a lot more pleasant for all involved~
ah, too much plastic
Not a hair in sight.
Way better than his ex's back door, no wonder he left her for such a pristine beaver.
If your wife's beaver looks new, I'm calling the police.
Great video and so instructional. My partners beaver is a little different to your wifes. I think it's important to keep in mind with beavers that they're all different and each need their own special attention to fill properly.
I absolutely love it when my girlfriend’s beaver ejects hotdogs. Those are special hotdogs ready to eat. All you gotta do is put your fingers in swirl it around and hotdogs will slide right out, it came out pre-sauced and the sauce is definitely the main hit. Man I lick my fingers every time when the sauce dripped onto my fingers, that is how good it is!
This april’s fool tradition is far and away my favourite… Brilliantly written as always, LPL.
Getting in LPL ex missus backdoor made me laugh 🤣
Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear lee
Don't reply to axxl trolls want attention replying gives them attention
Please
@@shravan1005 True. And that shithole has been reported numerous times and is still at it. We can only keep reporting and hope that youtube finally gets the point and remove the account. And of course, block the account so it does not see comments about it.
This has more double-entendres in 3 minutes than an entire Bond film. Thank-you. Gave me a much-needed laugh after I broke my arm the other day.
I'm assuming you weren't being safe while handling someone's beaver
LPL may have beaten Shakespeare in the double-entendres per minute game 😂😂
Get better soon! Wishing you a speedy recovery.
May I ask how you broke it?
@@auginater4200 probably went to rough handling a Beaver or Johnson. Normally it's just a sprain, but if you really force things, things will break. Hopefully the Beaver/Johnson wasn't damaged.
I've been a subscriber for over a year. This video completely took by surprise, thank you for the content I always enjoy your videos and find them informative, educational and entertaining. I appreciate being able to know how difficult or easy it is for a criminal to defeat a perticular lock. My wife also found this very funny.
If you liked this, you should also consider watching all of his other April 1st videos. They truly are masterpieces.
Your videos on April 1st are my favorite part of the "festivities." 3 years already, how time flies. We love the double entendres, and the mixed comments just make it that much better. Happy April to everyone!
This is the 5th one though, right? He links them all in his description.
@@joeythelemur2 yes it's 5 years
@joeythelemur2 it is, just 3 years straight that I've been a subscriber to witness the release.
I always look forward to your April Fools' videos, and you never disappoint! Kudos, sir, your wife's beaver has once again brought happiness to countless strangers across the interwebs!
His wife's beaver is a gift that keeps on giving!
Saw the title, saw the thumbnail, to hell with it I knew this was going to be good and I regret nothing. This was good.
This is the funniest thing I have seen in such a long time. Thank You LPL. Very well done!!!
How he ever does these videos without hysterically losing it I'll never know.
You watched take 11 😉
That's half the point of rehearsal. Yes, it helps you memorize your lines, but it also helps you get all of your hysterical laughter out of the way.
Well did you watch 782? It features him cracking up a bit, just watch it, the lock is an absolute train wreck. I geuenly felt bad for the lock manufacturers for being so utter failures that even masterlock seems safe in comparison
I think LPL may need a good attorney if his wife's not in on the jokes.
@@brian8410 there's a good chance she is if he's any way familiar with his channel she knows that on April Fool's Day he will feature an item that he can easily incorporate into a dirty joke I reference one of his previous April Fool's Day videos when he got into her back door of course it was the back door to her house but the way he phrased it and talked about the process it was clear it was meant to be an analog for anal sex especially with all the references to how much her ex had trouble with it
I would have liked to see little Lego sailors in there, so you can give her all the Seamen she could possibly want in her Beaver.
Salty!
Cream filling might have worked, but it'd have been awfully messy.
@@GuardianOwl This isn't a blender - it's a sweet/candy dispenser!
@@GuardianOwl This is a candy dispenser like they have in stores, where you put a quarter in a d you get a handful of candies or a small toy
Loads of men would jam up the works, then he'd be stuck cleaning and clearing her Beaver.
I have to applaud LPLs wife for presumably agreeing to this and the creativity in how run of the mill he continues to talk
This was absolutely magnificent. Solid word play and thanks for the good chuckle.
For once he's actually mistaken here, even a small package can adequately please, since the special spot that makes sure the candy gets where it needs to is pretty close to the mouth of the Beaver, where the candy comes out!
But do remember that he has talked about his small coq before on this channel, I think he knows what he's talking about.
@@infernaldisdain8051 🤦🏻♂️
Yeah that's what all the people with small packages always tell themselves 🤣
Bless this post.
@@MrLordZenki well as long as your package has hefty enough with sufficient girth it’s actually absolutely true. Deep inside the beaver where the second opening is there aren’t any parts that make any significant difference
WOW, your wife's Beaver is about the smoothest and shiniest Beaver I've ever seen. She must clean it often and even get it waxed to stay silky smooth.
I've known women who just let theirs tarnish and become loose. A beaver is a terrible thing to waste.
@@ryanbauer3680 this is actually a myth. Beavers are made to be opened and closed, they don't get 'loose'- when you're done stuffing a Beaver with your package, your toys, balls, or anything else, it goes back to the way it was before
@@idontneedaname318 I have definitely seen some loose and neglected Beavers in my time. Good news is, you can get them clean and tightened back up with a little time and effort. A well maintained Beaver is a joy for anyone lucky enough to use it.
@@GenericHandle01 Yeah uhuh…. Probably just the one you came out of, you seem pretty confident in how a beaver does NOT work lol.
Proper care of a beaver is essential for a long life of utility and enjoyment. Sadly, there is not enough education going around concerning the proper care of such beavers.
Best laugh I've had in a LONG while. I appreciate you. 🙏
Man, your wife has a very clean and very well maintained Beaver. Good to see that people are still taking care of their Beavers. I’ve come across a few that I wasn’t comfortable paying for, but I did anyway because I was desperate.