Ikea Husbands
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- Опубліковано 6 січ 2020
- Every husband shopping at Ikea w/ Charlie Berens and Dude Dad! #KeepErMovin
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I lost 2 of my guy friends there once and found them having a mock job interview in a home office
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
😂 I needed that laugh today.
Choked laughing 🤣😂
That's a good use of time.
”What do you mean I’m embarrassing you? I’m testing it out, I’m the one whose gonna have to sleep here.”
💀💀😂😭
This is absolutely the best part
I’m the 600th like you were at 599
Katie Anne your welcome
0.23
Hehe
At Menard's this weekend and heard a husband say to his wife "I hope your desire for new throw rugs in the kitchen doesn't mean I will have to re-paint the kitchen to match them"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is the most marriage thing I’ve ever heard
Are you sure that wasn’t my parents
Lmao, I work at menards 😂
In my 11 years there i heard things of the same content every weekend at least 5 times
“Do they steal these colors from Blockbuster liquidation sale?”
Centuries-old Flag of Sweden: am I a joke to you?
Well, yeah, Sweden is kind of a joke.....
If that's true, why is Ikea's blue a darker shade than what's on Sweden's flag?
@@jordanhicks5131 how is american not a joke? Sure sweden has too much immigrants but what do you have huh
@@bigounce2048 oh I dont know what we have......just the worlds largest and most powerful military you stupid twatwaffle. Dont make us slap your shit back to pre viking times.
They are americans, dont expect to much from them.
IKEA is great for relationships. Just not the ones you came in with.
When you come out of IKEA with your girlfriend, if you still love her, you can marry her
@@HUNKragor absalutly right I went in with my wife once my head was so hot it almost exploded
This is from a TV show. New Girl?
@@HUNKragor OMG, I didn't know that! Lol
Went to Ikea with my boyfriend of 4 Weeks. That's when I realised he was "The One".
The cart drifting pisses my wife off every single time. It's the best when the wheels screech a little.
Pisses me off that the carts drift.
All on their own.
Just let it go.
Makes no sense to me that all four wheels are on a swivel! If you’ve got some weight in them, you’re screwed because they just have a mind of their own.
@@holocene. all carts in Europe are like that. My husband thinks it's great to give them a good, sideways shove so they start doing donuts down the isle while the kids are sitting in them. The kids think it's pretty great too.
@@themichellechronicles5139 It is great. Women worry too much. The chance of your kids dying from a toppled cart is very, very slim. Live a little.
@@kobisjeruk I'm not worried about the kids getting hurt. I just stand back and do the obligatory wife eye roll and head shake while they are making a bunch of ruckus.
IKEA is a whole different world. Once you're in, time dilates, mind doesn't work, you feel like you are in an escape the room game with some random strangers who are suddenly now ally to find your loved ones and once in a while you meet an npc character aka IKEA employee who is of no use
😆
As a employee. Customers expect us to know way too much. unless you've been there for 4 years youre basically told to do one thing.
Ikea and Home Depot(or Bed,Bath,Beyond&Lowe's) are two(or four) mirrors of a pocket dimension, I'm like 98% sure of it.
This! 😁😁😁
Hey..you're right its like a 3D Sims game..eeeeiik
I play a game where I get pencils from every dispenser and see how many I can get into my girlfriends handbag without her noticing.
:D perfect!
🤣
And I am now stealing this game and try it myself. Thanks for the idea haha
@@alexibarra4675 you've already tested out the sofa at home then?
@@KevinWebb yeah, luckily I payed for it so I had power in choosing how comfortable it is. But you know its the price you pay when you're right haha.
1:09 "She found the candles. This' gonna be a tough haul." -My husband everytime we go to IKEA.
my husband insisted on coming to IKEA and then complained the whole time. At the end he said "I understand how you feel when I say we just need to have a quick look around Home Depot!"
I am pretty sure he said hole like this was golf.
@@Garnzlok I think that's right. And thus why he's marking on the "Score card" with his golf pencil.
GrungeGirl314 Sometimes I go to IKEA just to get candles 🤣
I liked the running golf gag in this video.
"Ok, I'm putting you down for 7 on this hole, but the way I'm scoring that's not good." lol
Fastest way to make friends is with the pocket jerky.
Who doesnt love a good jerky? Wait, what were we talkin about?
@@murphragous - Keeper movin'.
Pocket mints are a great refresher after that jerky. Who needs to carry a whole container?
Truth. Pocket jerky tells people you were thinking ahead and prepared to be hospitable on the go.
I don’t know if I’m happy or sad that no one has turned that sexual yet...
Went on a first date in ikea, we hid a bunch of pics of Danny devito around the exhibits.
Ideal date right here
marriage material!
You're a winner
This is a little odd but so god damn wholesome, love it 😂
Are you guys married yet?
And of course you can’t CALL your wife because all IKEA’s are bunkers devoid of reception.
It's just the Swedes making sure all the furniture and scented candles we need to rebuild society survives the apocalypse.
It’s because the IKEA is “infinite” (if you get the reference your a mad lad)
@@slavsbeslavs5761 SCP?
Thats universal about every IKEA in the whole world
Too right! Cell phone signals are on and off by luck. However they do have free internet
The IKEA bags are absolutely great for firewood. Load them right to the top, even wet wood, they never break. Get one for each hand.
Eric Rusch IKEA tote bags are probably the best thing you can buy for a dollar, they are truly incredible
@@cecilyerker seriously, they're great. I don't use laundry baskets anymore.
They hold my camping gear and my groceries.
I use them for moving! Leave the clothes on the hanger, fold in half, stuff in bag. Good for throw pillows. Shoot, I even put my pots and pans in one, too. Yes, I've moved alot
Bc of y'alls recommendation I'm getting some next visit there.
When you go into Ikea during the day and come out it’s dark and you have no idea what time it is or how long you were inside.
Been there. Its like whaaaa I was in there for only an hour tops what sorcery is this?
@@blobster91 yesss 😂 totally forgot about this msg... love it! Never had so many likes. Thanks Lubna this made me laugh. Love IKEA!
same thing happen when going to Daiso
@@budgetkat6022
Adding to your high score. I’m gave the 224’th like 😁
@@chukwow5738 😂 thank you!
"Probably pushing a cart full of stuff she doesn't need" - My husband
Everything else - Me
Cart drifting is me and getting IKEA food is me. Everything else is also me. My husband is both the embarrassed and bored one. Sorry hubs
instagram.com/modern_mom_athome?igshid=1h56exc5ywpbx
... my dad, usually, when he goes to Ikea, he would study the furniture that we need, writes down the measurements and parts that are needed.... then goes home, buys materials needed and reconstructs the same thing that was on display at IKEA.... but it’s better.
What a power move (*‘ △ ‘ *)
Sounds like my family... Usually my sisters will pay for raw material n my youngest brother will the one who make it... They went to Ikea just to take pictures lmao 😂😂 😂
PicklesNJack Yes usually with exact measurements of bigger pieces, he would go to Bauhaus or Hornbach and they would cut the pieces out. If they were smaller, he had the tool for them. There are also his friends who own a work-shop. And not really, my dad at first did those thing for fun and he sucked at first, but now that he has more experience, our furniture looks very nice.
Awesome! Is it cheaper too?
Pamea it is very much cheaper if you know where to buy the materials. It’s also much sturdier. The best part is that you can adjust it to your liking.
When he told the best dad joke in the light section and no one heard, I felt that
“ 5 ft 3, gorgeous, prolly pushin a cart full of stuff she doesnt need”🤣🤣😂
Said every husband ever at Ikea looking for their wife...
That’s like finding a needle in a stack of needles there😅
“I get it from the warehouse? I don’t work here.” I say that every time I go there
"I'm stuck in a cheap Airbnb."
I'm gonna be honest I thought this was about a gay couple for the first half
I’m friends with a gay couple and they both have EXTREME dad energy so watching this isn’t too far off the mark
redmanish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Barry the Bee SAME 😂
You have got to Bee honeyst
Same
As a swede, I found it hilarious to watch you misspronounce all the names lmao
Could you give us tips on pronunciation?!
@@simplykathrynrebeca I can! Lack is pronounced like the LA in “LA la land” (lol best example I can come up with). It means lacquer/gloss. Tjena is pronounced CH-ena, starts like the word “chic” starts. It’s a slang word for hello.
@@claraknudsen5714 omygosh thank you so much!
I died at Tjena 😂😂😂
yep
"I'm a little prejudiced against the Sweeds... they shoulda just stuck with the fish." 😂 Oh heavens.
"Why's everything in Sweden?" lmao
That was the funniest. Because that's what I think Americans are like.
I'm so incredibly, unbelievably excited to get married and slide around ikea making puns on a drifting shopping cart while eating meetballs. Literally this is what my life is leading up to and I cannot wait
Don't forget those little pencils - they're part of the good times too.
When no one is down a warehouse aisle, I like to see how far I can ride the cart in a straight line. They are smooooth.
In all honesty, IKEA is a great place to go on dates, especially if you're getting serious, it's a safe, climate controlled public place that can have privacy and immediately feels homey because it looks like homes. You can really get to know each other by your thoughts on the products and room set ups. Or just people watch.
Also there's food
New date idea thank you
This sounds dangerous.
@@bpace2509
How so?
Hell, my mom used to take my nephews there because they enjoyed the play area.
@@zarinaa1135ou could walk in while having a full wallet and a great relationship. Walk out broke, carrying a bunch of stuff, and now she is pissed because you couldn't care less if she chose egg white, off white, or white white.
She may also be pissed about how you acted like a child the entire time and making stupid jokes.
“Did they steal these colors from a Blockbuster Liquidation Sale?” 😂🤣😅 Too funny!
I love how he’s not even trying to do the Wisconsin accent in this video… but it’s still there
And I'm right in there commenting saying "Oh Cheeze" (for Oh Geez) lol. Caught myself too! 😂😂😂
What accent? Asks the girl from Wisconsin…😂😂😂❤
Even though it’s annoying to us ladies sometimes, you know you’ve found a keeper if he comes into IKEA with you! 😂
Oh, but the real test... is going home and putting all that nonsense together... together.
@@tirsden "Montera" -- Swedish for "Final Exam"
We just come to make sure you don't max out the CC card
My husband loves IKEA. He’s constantly thinking of stuff we need to go back to IKEA to get and it’s a four hour drive!!
@@tirsdenmy wife probably wanted to divorced me over that bookshelf😂
"Hun," "Babe?"
Now that is Wisconcinese! LOL!
The greatest lesson I have ever leaned about patience and acceptance I learned at the IKEA store in Elizabeth NJ. It was 3 hours of her shopping for furniture she thought I should have in my apartment and me trying to be engaged and supportive.
This describes me and my mother co shopping for furniture for my new place. Then I discovered Wayfair...
You missed a great opportunity for “Ope, let me just squeeze right past ya”
"Dogs like it too"
Brings up an image of a man with a purebred lab hunting dog who gets treated better than the man's wife lmao
Julia well my ex solved that by killing my dog, taunting me about it and torturing me, trying to kill me several times among a very long list of other things including but far from limited to things confessed by a police chief, prosecutor, border force agent, court officials, attorney and the attorney was prosecuted. Even after hiring her own attorney she still plead guilty. Alexandria defrauded me of >=$10 mil cash, other contracted consideration.
JusticeFor Alexei she has std too so? She just literally cost people trillions. I’m sure she’d be happy to destroy whatever wallet you have or will get & get you arrested for no reason too but sounds more like you need a psych ward if you’d even joke about that. Quantifiably worse than hitler.
Visit FlagrantViolationsDotCom Ummm I think these are issues unique to you... I’m not sure anybody else here (or anywhere really), can relate...
They built a new one near my house so I went there and I literally couldn't find my way out when I decided I was ready to leave part way through the maze, I had to ask an associate how to escape. If there were ever a fire in an Ikea holy crap people would be screwed trying to find the exits.
I struggle to find the EXIT almost every time. And your fire comment is very true.
Like you I went with her and 30 minutes into it I'm ready to bust down a wall to get the f out! I found an employee and told her I needed to be taken out ASAP. She just laughed and showed me the "secret" disguised hallway/stocking tunnel that runs down the center of each store. It runs
directly out to the front door! Score!!! Place sucks big time.
how the heck do you get lost in an ikea? quite literally just follow the arrows painted on the floor, you basically have to want to get lost to get lost in an ikea
It's a TRAP!
classic pocket jerky
I was almost 19 before I learned that IKEA’s main language is Swedish. I knew they used funny words and had books with a funny language on the shelves but I thought it was all fake. Fake words that they invented to be cool and fake text so no one would want to steal the books 😂 easily the dumbest thing I’ve ever believed. When I was 18 and went to university, I minored in German. German and Swedish aren’t mutually intelligible or anything but they are both Germanic languages and have more similarities than English and Swedish so when I went to IKEA with my dad after I finished my first year so I could buy furniture for my new apartment (the dorm came furnished) I suddenly realized I could read like 20% of the text and I could even see which words were nouns, verbs, pronouns, etc. I remember exclaiming “wait, this is a real language!!” And my dad looked at me like “how did I raise a moron for a daughter?” 😂 suddenly that joke Phoebe made on Friends made so much sense and suddenly I realized why some IKEA food was so strange (but delicious!)
Vault Girl lol exactly.
LOL ;)
0:23 "What do you mean I'm embarrasing you! I'm testing it, 'cause I'm the one whose gonna have to sleep here!"
The bags are EXCELLENT for carrying firewood, Charlie!
"they should have just stuck with the fish" took me a second, hilarious.
I discovered this channel 4 hours ago. Haven't laughed this hard in 2 years.
"I don't wanna be prejudice against the Swedes.... but I might be a little prejudiced against the Swedes." 🤣
First, I love the Packer hat. Bonus points just for that.
Second, you can’t pay my husband enough to even enter an IKEA. The layout and the “mouse maze” gives him instant anxiety. He’s happy to just assemble anything I bring home.
My story exactly! First and only time I went there with my wife on a saturday - it was packed. I felt overwhelmingly claustrophobic and had a panic attack! Had to run out an emergency exit!
“Aren’t these the same ones from the Double Tree?” 😂
I thought they were married this whole time. “Looking for my wife”- that was just a cute couple game they played...
All the jokes land just as well as a same-sex couple.
Used to work at IKEA, this is spot on!
Cuz I’m the one who’s gonna have to sleep here
I have been in an Ikea exactly once. It was like visiting a foreign country, I enjoyed it way more than I should have.
„Is this a map or a timeline?“
LETS GET THIS MAD MAN TO 100k MY HUSBANDS
It's been done.
Ascended.
1:29 yes, they actually are great for carrying firewood. We have several blue bags that we use to refill the in-house firewood ring.
Ikea food is lowkey better than most food places.
I’ve never been married, I’ve never seen the inside of an Ikea before. This was educational
Same
"Twine! For your convenience!"
*steals 20ft of twine*
"What'd, they steal these colors from a Blockbuster liquidation sale?" 😂
Thank god for Charlie Berens - I so needed this tonight!!!
YES!! Great collab fellas, can't wait for the next one!! 💗😽
YES!!! The collab I didn’t even know I needed!
“They should’ve just stuck with the fish”
That’s a birdie for Charlie in the lighting section. I believe he is winning.
I've never been in IKEA.
I'm thinking, now I kinda wanna go try the food there.
The food is good!!
Just be wary of their meatballs... 🐎 (True story 🤪)
The food is good and the meatballs in the US and Canada aren’t made from horse meat because our food safety rules are stricter than the EU who sold unlabeled horse meat in place of beef
@@cecilyerker Yes, but wish I could trust the story. I always bought a bag whenever shopping there, delicious & great price! But the last time I bought them they tasted terrible. Gamey & foul smelling - indescribable, really. I threw them away, thinking they had spoiled. A week later or so the story about the horse meat surfaced. Not so certain a few shipments didn't make it to US stores. It would have been a PR disaster to admit it, knowing how much we love horses. To ride. Not eat. 😋
They have everything. The 1 in Los Angeles CA is crazy
"wouldn't these be great for carrying firewood" We use them for that exact purpose, and they're pretty darn good.
"What do you mean I'm embarrassing you? I'm testing it? Cuz I'm the one who's gonna have to sleep here." On the Ikea couch.
We had a pair of IKEA couches (among many other furniture items) and I can confirm they are fine for sleeping on.😅
Total role reversal at my house. My husband goes by himself and comes home with candles and open stock dishes.
Stinkin hilarious! I love the part when he reaches into Charlie's jacket for da jerky. I LOL'ed so loud and woke up da family..... Ope! 🙈🙊
I've lost days of my life at Ikea. This hits home so much.
My 2 favorite comedians together!!👍🏼😊
I love all their videos. My favorite are him playing his wife, so funny.
“I shoulda waited in the car “. I don’t know how many times I’ve said that when I’m shopping with my ole lady..
I always feel like I’m in a hostage situation when I go into IKEA because I never know how long it’ll take me to get out
These are literally so good omfg I can’t stop watching
Love you guys!!
I never realised how beautiful it is that the names remain Swedish in every country
I had to watch it twice. It was that funny!
You all need to do more of these.
The duo we didn’t know we needed❤
I love to scream it’s lit whenever I’m in a lighting section of any store, not just ikea.
Keep er movin!
the little outros at the end are CLASSY
This is my first watch, that was awesome!
“She found the candles, this is going to be a tough hole.”
🤣🤪
my gf "accidently" stole one o those IKEA bags and I used it to haul firewood. relatable
The yellow ones belong to the store, but you can buy the same bags in blue for a dollar. So if you're looking for a good firewood bag but petty theft gives you pause, it's still do-able 😉
I have like five of those at home. But then again I'm Swedish and I'm pretty sure it's mandatory otherwise they revoke your citizenship
Love this two guys
This is one of the best collabs I've ever seen!!! Love it! Yay for comments being allowed!!
1:28 - I literally use them for that.
As a swedish person i found this So Hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂
This video is perfection
This entire video is a big mood
"She found the candles..."😂😂😂😂
ZanaDi17 this is a sentence my poor husband has uttered many a time...😊
"Dogs like it too." With the most straight face ever 🤣🤣
Dude bingeing all you content is good
Two of the best comedians in one video 😂😂
My husband lived in Thailand for a year and drove 200 miles to an IKEA to have a hot dog.
It's on my bucket list to fall asleep in an IKEA. 😂
This is GOLDEN 😄 Freakin love the Dude Dad channel
These videos are so underrated I just don't understand. Thank you for doing a video with Bus Goodson this past week. Real funny stuff
You didn’t do the shopping cart spin! When you take the cart, do a 360 spin and grab it before it takes out other people. My wife hates it when I do that.
"This section is lit..." Quality dad joke right there!
Y’all are AWESOME!! Bless your hearts. Come South soon
I enjoyed this way too much
When you touring to Fond du Lac for a show, I'll totally come again!