Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea

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  • @nobyra
    @nobyra 5 років тому +15863

    Top 10 words said before disaster
    "Hey D a n a..."

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 років тому +47

      "kolon"

    • @aaaok5307
      @aaaok5307 5 років тому +111

      Warning ⚠️ reach shelter and stay in basements away from windows. Do not engage. I repeat do not engage.

    • @zuraimiyahya73
      @zuraimiyahya73 5 років тому +17

      We need a tactical nuke inbound before he could said it

    • @gioeleceraulo6041
      @gioeleceraulo6041 5 років тому +4

      Stop

    • @justinodonnell4393
      @justinodonnell4393 5 років тому +3

      Hammer time

  • @NormALMann42069
    @NormALMann42069 5 років тому +48733

    Council of Dads: he is worthy

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 5 років тому +1521

      This guy: *_FOOL! I AM THE COUNCIL!_*

    • @NormALMann42069
      @NormALMann42069 5 років тому +960

      @@inanjarif1388 Council of Dads: While you may be on the council we will not grant you the title of Big Daddy

    • @mullermilch5696
      @mullermilch5696 5 років тому +405

      @@inanjarif1388 not yet.

    • @maestrotitano
      @maestrotitano 5 років тому +444

      @@NormALMann42069 This guy: *It's treason then!*

    • @Dontulikecheese123
      @Dontulikecheese123 5 років тому +356

      @@NormALMann42069 Take a seat young dad.

  • @firstcooommment3675
    @firstcooommment3675 5 років тому +38023

    She's low-key excited for each joke.

    • @ahsnsb
      @ahsnsb 5 років тому +891

      that's what you are when you listen to shit ton of jokes at an Ikea store

    • @cavs6663
      @cavs6663 5 років тому +174

      Ahsan Shah I took a shit in a box I saw in IKEA and said it stinks of shit

    • @Sonu666
      @Sonu666 5 років тому +315

      bet she got real freaky and broke his stick when they reached home

    • @magneto44
      @magneto44 5 років тому +873

      Sonu03785 way to get totally creepy for no reason hombre

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 років тому +221

      @@Sonu666 0-9000 real quick there.

  • @teclinsoro4523
    @teclinsoro4523 2 роки тому +7534

    i like that he says “hey dana” every time like he’s talking to a virtual assistant

    • @Borshigi
      @Borshigi 2 роки тому +33

      Deserves more likes

    • @ArtwithBen
      @ArtwithBen 2 роки тому +40

      This comment is messed up. That's one of many ways people greet others and you associate that with an Alexa over real life. Crazy times. The end is near.

    • @RealPabloOW
      @RealPabloOW 2 роки тому +209

      @@ArtwithBen ok doomer

    • @Chrokosaur
      @Chrokosaur 2 роки тому +28

      @@ArtwithBen It's because you have to call their name every time you want to talk to them. This is no different to comparing someone saying their own name to pokemon.
      Also alexas are real btw.

    • @MyaB1986
      @MyaB1986 2 роки тому +8

      I like how she slowly gives up after each hey Dana

  • @boldbbqdorito7275
    @boldbbqdorito7275 6 років тому +12486

    He's ready to be a dad

    • @pandatobi5897
      @pandatobi5897 6 років тому +388

      aced the dad joke test

    • @issaczheng5067
      @issaczheng5067 6 років тому +42

      666 likes. i dont wanna ruin it

    • @FESSDUP
      @FESSDUP 6 років тому +31

      669 don't want to ruin it

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 6 років тому +19

      675 likes...don't wanna ruin it?

    • @RazorRamone02
      @RazorRamone02 6 років тому +19

      824.. don't wanna ruin it.

  • @bren70ssss94
    @bren70ssss94 4 роки тому +35440

    He's actually really smart , next time she won't bring him .

  • @uchihahikaku1630
    @uchihahikaku1630 7 років тому +66121

    "Hey Dana, i make these jokes because Ikea about you"

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl 7 років тому +1149

      Uchiha Hikaku Aww that is sweet 😊

    • @bbuildingmarch7060
      @bbuildingmarch7060 7 років тому +302

      It just so happens that she doesn't give a fk about him. Or any other guy.

    • @Rami1039
      @Rami1039 7 років тому +182

      I think I just threw up inside.

    • @mysticxz5159
      @mysticxz5159 7 років тому +648

      The accent of "ikea" in Australian sounds like " I care"😂😂😂

    • @dirtintodust
      @dirtintodust 7 років тому +243

      Thanks for the explanation.

  • @kerravon4159
    @kerravon4159 2 роки тому +4050

    His puns were pretty clever, but honestly its Dana's honest, unscripted reactions that really make the video special.

    • @johnmackenzie3030
      @johnmackenzie3030 2 роки тому +11

      No its not.

    • @falsedragon33
      @falsedragon33 2 роки тому +1

      You see that as genuine? it's as fake as our elections.

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 2 роки тому +87

      @@johnmackenzie3030 Yes it is.

    • @theonlybigsmoke
      @theonlybigsmoke 2 роки тому +4

      @@MayHugger he's saying her reactions are scripted

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 2 роки тому +17

      @@theonlybigsmoke I doubt that.

  • @Vociferous
    @Vociferous 5 років тому +40250

    All jokes aside, he's going to be pretty great at dad jokes.

    • @zuccio8895
      @zuccio8895 5 років тому +53

      @@mollyandaquafina what

    • @zuccio8895
      @zuccio8895 5 років тому +45

      @@mollyandaquafina comment

    • @PahEz
      @PahEz 5 років тому +90

      @@mollyandaquafina comment you fucking fat donkey

    • @thistrulyisabruhmomentbruh5304
      @thistrulyisabruhmomentbruh5304 5 років тому +36

      PahEz you missed the opportunity to say "you fucking donkey"

    • @movieshake4945
      @movieshake4945 5 років тому +2

      PahEz r u british?

  • @FinalRevive
    @FinalRevive 4 роки тому +10268

    She loves the jokes; it's the vertical recording she's asking to stop.

  • @Tucker619
    @Tucker619 4 роки тому +34322

    His power is gonna be unstoppable when he becomes a dad.

  • @calo7717
    @calo7717 2 роки тому +1717

    She acts annoyed but then if she can't see the real label, she grabs it and turns it so she can appreciate the dumb pun with him hahahaha so cute. The world needs more silliness. I love this.

    • @iccotom
      @iccotom Рік тому +19

      The world needs more silliness. amen to that

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 5 років тому +3921

    Current mood: Dana wielding wrapping paper like a battleaxe

    • @vasseur9912
      @vasseur9912 5 років тому +5

      666th like, I am now the embodiment of Satan himself.

    • @Adultory
      @Adultory 5 років тому +1

      Her name is donna

    • @xehiuofewklncdskjlcn
      @xehiuofewklncdskjlcn 4 роки тому +3

      @@Adultory No, Australians don't prnounce Donna like that. What he is saying sounds more like Dana, but it's an unusual pronunciation of Dana.

    • @ykkvbatman
      @ykkvbatman 4 роки тому

      Well when in idea...

    • @Miskamouskamikumouse
      @Miskamouskamikumouse 4 роки тому

      If anyone wants to know the timestamp 1:37

  • @Studmuf-Rockin
    @Studmuf-Rockin 4 роки тому +8700

    Dana: I want a divorce
    Guy: Hey Dana...

  • @Samdeman90
    @Samdeman90 4 роки тому +8031

    She's pretending not to find him funny, but she does.

    • @promisnwekenta9703
      @promisnwekenta9703 4 роки тому +282

      Thats how relationships work. You pretend you dont enjoy something you enjoy.

    • @quinnthehobbit6680
      @quinnthehobbit6680 4 роки тому +157

      That’s how puns work

    • @michaelheath2866
      @michaelheath2866 4 роки тому +49

      Yeah no Woman would put up with a guy that long if she wasn't at least partly okay with it.

    • @guymaniii6467
      @guymaniii6467 4 роки тому +17

      Promis Nwekenta so then why did my dad leave?

    • @FvkcYoutubeCensorship
      @FvkcYoutubeCensorship 4 роки тому +34

      @@guymaniii6467 Because you touch yourself too much.

  • @koldfire7253
    @koldfire7253 Місяць тому +105

    I saw a guy making puns for 2:11 minutes straight and i feel like he's my best pal

  • @javiersds8081
    @javiersds8081 5 років тому +19147

    She's actually pretending to be annoyed, but she likes his jokes. They're meant for each other.

    • @yellowbelly7863
      @yellowbelly7863 5 років тому +520

      Ok Dr. Phil. Didnt know it was possible to psychoanalyze a couple from a fuckin video on UA-cam. . .

    • @hollowtempest
      @hollowtempest 5 років тому +950

      @@yellowbelly7863 Weird flex, but okay.

    • @oo-mu1cu
      @oo-mu1cu 5 років тому +241

      @@yellowbelly7863 chill out wexford lad.you ll get it when u grow up

    •  5 років тому +9

      +wholesome

    • @zizu1236
      @zizu1236 5 років тому +60

      @@yellowbelly7863 you can tell certain things from their expressions you fucknut.

  • @amandac8836
    @amandac8836 5 років тому +3191

    I love how "Kolon" didn't even need a joke haha

    • @danielemoscardini
      @danielemoscardini 4 роки тому +33

      Yeah, it's a joke itself. 😂

    • @mrzukunft
      @mrzukunft 4 роки тому +3

      @@danielemoscardini I don't get it

    • @danielemoscardini
      @danielemoscardini 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrzukunft Colon -> Kolon.

    • @mrzukunft
      @mrzukunft 4 роки тому +7

      @@danielemoscardini After searching it up on the internet, I understand. Thank you, Sir or Miss Whatever.

    • @mini9024
      @mini9024 4 роки тому +4

      What's Colon?

  • @marvinfreitagsmueller9527
    @marvinfreitagsmueller9527 3 роки тому +7978

    said stop about 40 times. Never Stopped smiling and listening to bad jokes. Marry her

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 Рік тому +207

    I love how he can't even get through the "Kolon" without breaking down laughing

  • @MatrixfanMacUser
    @MatrixfanMacUser 3 роки тому +8750

    I loved that “Kolon” was so self evident, nothing needed to be said.😂

    • @Benjamin-ns8ct
      @Benjamin-ns8ct 3 роки тому +77

      I did not get it, is kolon as in colon, he is saying it is rubbish/crap etc?

    • @politerudeboi6898
      @politerudeboi6898 3 роки тому +329

      @@Benjamin-ns8ct he dosent need to pun anything cuz it says straight up kolon/colon

    • @svenskayami
      @svenskayami 3 роки тому +79

      @@Benjamin-ns8ct kolon refers to the : . we call it kolon in swedish

    • @RuberDildo
      @RuberDildo 3 роки тому +16

      Khristobal Kolon

    • @ja37d-34
      @ja37d-34 3 роки тому +18

      @@gigzpumpking To idiots. The rectum comes after the colon...

  • @AbrahamDacosta1
    @AbrahamDacosta1 6 років тому +4275

    If you missed it, her name is Dana

  • @twosheeps3933
    @twosheeps3933 6 років тому +5229

    People: girls tend to marry boys that make them laugh
    This guy:

    • @MrEysox
      @MrEysox 6 років тому +4

      You should be top 1

    • @nickcara97
      @nickcara97 6 років тому +1

      Bonnie they’re already taking care of that

    • @michaelmorse4444
      @michaelmorse4444 6 років тому

      @@lukasandersen8137 being with a woman tends to create children that cant be cared for.

    • @As-tray
      @As-tray 5 років тому

      They do.

    • @michaelmorse4444
      @michaelmorse4444 5 років тому +3

      @Greg. I'm seeing a lot of violent rampages committed as a result of years of bullying and alienation. You want the world to be less depressing? Stop making it that way.

  • @tommullaney8714
    @tommullaney8714 2 роки тому +337

    The "already got one, can I have 6 more" put me over the edge 🤣

  • @wudruffwildcard252
    @wudruffwildcard252 7 років тому +1574

    This is maybe the best approach how not to get dragged to IKEA anymore.

    • @StoneyWoney
      @StoneyWoney 7 років тому +39

      But Ikea is the best shopping I can do with my girlfriend. There's hot dogs.

    • @GrowlingRB24
      @GrowlingRB24 7 років тому +2

      ANd meatballs!

    • @claraktube6612
      @claraktube6612 7 років тому +4

      Jonathan Thörn we shouldn't forget about ice cream

    • @GrowlingRB24
      @GrowlingRB24 7 років тому

      Clara K Tube Ah yes, of course!

    • @ziriebentoniii7454
      @ziriebentoniii7454 7 років тому

      Stoney Woney The hell? Where is your Ikea located? I want some hot dogs if I ever go again.

  • @southpakrules
    @southpakrules 5 років тому +4365

    If you haven’t figured it yet by now, her name is Hey.

    • @swiftbiscuit8624
      @swiftbiscuit8624 5 років тому +16

      To figure why she always answers to "hey" and so does everyone else

    • @Ash-sv1wo
      @Ash-sv1wo 5 років тому +39

      DuDe wTF hEr NaMe DaNa 😡

    • @vodkawhisperer3923
      @vodkawhisperer3923 5 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @Ash-sv1wo
      @Ash-sv1wo 5 років тому +25

      UA-cam police ever heard of a joke?

    • @holypython4418
      @holypython4418 5 років тому +9

      @@Ash-sv1wo Jokes are fake news

  • @clownclot
    @clownclot 4 роки тому +13027

    If he doesn't propose to her with an Ikea pun, I'm suing
    Edit: man ive been back and forth with the editing of how suing is spelt. You lot better make up ur mind 😭

    • @felixone7506
      @felixone7506 4 роки тому +116

      might want to check his other videos

    • @aboodtube3969
      @aboodtube3969 4 роки тому +18

      You've got 99 likes and 1 reply 😂😂

    • @aboodtube3969
      @aboodtube3969 4 роки тому +55

      @@marelius87 removed my like so it's back to 99

    • @sanjivanidangle8469
      @sanjivanidangle8469 4 роки тому +55

      @@aboodtube3969 an absolute powermove

    • @abody3372
      @abody3372 4 роки тому

      @@sanjivanidangle8469 lmao

  • @TonyJuanPailos
    @TonyJuanPailos Рік тому +51

    1:18 Dude playing with fire

  • @tkinginyellow
    @tkinginyellow 5 років тому +8432

    Literally the only way we survive ikea trips. It's soooooooo BÖRIN

    • @AxelOak
      @AxelOak 5 років тому +27

      The King in Yellow not all hero’s wear capes

    • @chrisbreezy-ryanbarbosa4320
      @chrisbreezy-ryanbarbosa4320 5 років тому +27

      Is it just me or once you go in you have to go through the entire facking maze of the store to get to cash register? Im told there is shortcut but can never find it!

    • @DATtguy-bh1jw
      @DATtguy-bh1jw 5 років тому +10

      I always say every ikea name in a skyrim voice

    • @lourencovieira313
      @lourencovieira313 5 років тому +1

      I love furniture

    • @fortniteisdead4284
      @fortniteisdead4284 5 років тому +6

      The King in Yellow I wish I could go to an ikea. They seem fun

  • @carbonslice8160
    @carbonslice8160 4 роки тому +8508

    She's pregnant. You can tell by the dad jokes.

    • @buttfish4069
      @buttfish4069 4 роки тому +171

      Clear sign

    • @normahmansoor2888
      @normahmansoor2888 4 роки тому +291

      he's training

    • @Green-vf6ff
      @Green-vf6ff 4 роки тому +64

      Wait, what? Been making dad jokes since our first date.

    • @Green-vf6ff
      @Green-vf6ff 4 роки тому +19

      @Carlo Cocciolo ueah better quality than you.

    • @Angelotube5000
      @Angelotube5000 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, she kind of looks pregnant

  • @josephkim3223
    @josephkim3223 7 років тому +1263

    He's gonna be a great Dad.

    • @ifyoureadthisyoureawesome2928
      @ifyoureadthisyoureawesome2928 7 років тому +101

      joseph kim
      Oh no.. too many dad jokes.. TOO MANY

    • @liamweaver2944
      @liamweaver2944 7 років тому +2

      If you read this you're awesome I know, my dad does the same thing

    • @Daywalker_27
      @Daywalker_27 7 років тому +3

      You know this is a complement considering it's coming from one of the most iconic father figures of all time.

    • @factos4621
      @factos4621 7 років тому +25

      Optimus Prime
      Dad: Hey son
      Son: What?
      Dad: I made a bin where you hand in your homework
      Son: Why?
      Dad: So I make sure you do all your homework
      Son: Ok.
      Dad: It's called the "hand in bin" *shows son a bin with hands on the inside*

    • @TFFOCDinobotsFTW
      @TFFOCDinobotsFTW 7 років тому +2

      One shall stand, one shall fall.

  • @felphero
    @felphero 2 роки тому +222

    This is pretty wholesome honestly, they seem like a cute couple. I love that she's trying to look annoyed while also trying not to laugh

  • @adrikkrakhim1
    @adrikkrakhim1 4 роки тому +4137

    This guy is holding the key to never beeing force to go to IKEA again.

  • @aabace1841
    @aabace1841 4 роки тому +7479

    Imagine this guy has a kid
    The dad jokes will be off-radar

    • @MCPilot1201
      @MCPilot1201 4 роки тому +453

      Don't you mean Reidar

    • @tulagundam
      @tulagundam 4 роки тому +76

      Dad's Bizarre Adventure: Puns Are umbreakable

    • @VerzideGF
      @VerzideGF 4 роки тому +3

      Little Kitty Crafter LOOOL

    • @Hwaigon
      @Hwaigon 4 роки тому +2

      Yet he'll pick up the jester style all right. Good for pick ups.

    • @wilgica8902
      @wilgica8902 4 роки тому +10

      Nah nah, it’s an ikea.
      The dad jokes will be pretty Swede.

  • @thearchitect2112
    @thearchitect2112 4 роки тому +6018

    My favorite is where he cracks up after seeing kolon, he didn’t even have to make the joke.

    • @MasterJohnny007
      @MasterJohnny007 4 роки тому +62

      I didn't get it though.

    • @SatyamKumar-ts2jh
      @SatyamKumar-ts2jh 4 роки тому +35

      @@MasterJohnny007 Search up "colon"🤣

    • @MasterJohnny007
      @MasterJohnny007 4 роки тому +30

      @@SatyamKumar-ts2jh I did. And? I still don't get it 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 роки тому +5

      @@SatyamKumar-ts2jh explains

    • @neven8043
      @neven8043 4 роки тому +56

      @@MasterJohnny007 How do you still not get it?

  • @thecovesf
    @thecovesf Рік тому +10

    One of the greatest UA-cam videos ever. Even years later, still funny.

  • @DavidCaudry
    @DavidCaudry 4 роки тому +5034

    She said stop but she always listened to his jokes

  •  5 років тому +1623

    This is what you do when youre stuck in a place you hate, you joke around untill people break.

    • @S-Kara
      @S-Kara 5 років тому +3

      until*
      sry in advance

    • @southpakrules
      @southpakrules 5 років тому +29

      @@S-Kara sorry*
      fuck you in advance

    • @Dirtyboxer1
      @Dirtyboxer1 5 років тому +7

      If your goal is to get her to transition from "Let's go to Ikea" to "I'm going to Ikea", then this is definitely the right track.

    • @charlottedunios3664
      @charlottedunios3664 5 років тому

      wow, this comment section

    • @S-Kara
      @S-Kara 5 років тому +2

      @@southpakrules it's not nice to say fuck you to strangers, even on internet
      fuck you anyway

  • @VRichardsn
    @VRichardsn 6 років тому +4094

    Imagine what his dad jokes will be...

    • @andysim232
      @andysim232 6 років тому +184

      "Daddy where did I come from? Dad, a flat pack at IKEA"

    • @Cscuile
      @Cscuile 6 років тому +53

      His Dad jokes will be like Super Saiyan 2 level.

    • @aa_ron0554
      @aa_ron0554 6 років тому +4

      OH GOD.....

    • @mhaughton821
      @mhaughton821 6 років тому +25

      After these puns, she definitely let him become a dad

    • @ghostagent3552
      @ghostagent3552 6 років тому +3

      Oh no!!!

  • @cauchysintegral3713
    @cauchysintegral3713 2 роки тому +39

    Awesome! My hat's off to this guy! He found a great way to not be bored beyond belief while his girlfriend drags him around the seemingly endless aisle at Ikea. Beautiful

  • @uilsoum875
    @uilsoum875 5 років тому +6566

    “Kolon” *doesn’t even say a word*

    • @Sandesh98147
      @Sandesh98147 5 років тому +158

      he knows what he means :)

    • @ondrejfoltyn8285
      @ondrejfoltyn8285 5 років тому +8

      Wot

    • @jussin68
      @jussin68 5 років тому +18

      Ondřej Foltýn I don’t think ur ready to know

    • @jussin68
      @jussin68 5 років тому +5

      Jan Nowak ok

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 років тому +32

      @@jussin68 Why do I see a ton of guys with Nguyen as their last names?

  • @wrenchI05
    @wrenchI05 3 роки тому +7873

    We need a sequel: Guy annoys wife with puns at Ikea

  • @rustyblade9366
    @rustyblade9366 4 роки тому +4740

    She's clearly pregnant. Jokes like that only develop when someone's about to become a dad.

    • @ryarod
      @ryarod 4 роки тому +90

      On the contrary, I love puns and I've never had a girlfriend in my life- and much to my chagrin, probably never will.

    • @toastour
      @toastour 4 роки тому +10

      You stole this comment you dick head

    • @rustyblade9366
      @rustyblade9366 4 роки тому +126

      @@toastour sorry. Didn't realise it was copyrighted.

    • @Kevin-um1nq
      @Kevin-um1nq 4 роки тому +4

      @@rustyblade9366 I mean if youre gonna steal it atleast dont make it sound less funny

    • @rustyblade9366
      @rustyblade9366 4 роки тому +36

      @@Kevin-um1nq I didn't steal it. Just because there are similar comments, doesn't mean I stole it. It's a pretty easy to come up with joke, too. I just didn't bother saying anything because you wouldn't believe me anyway.

  • @vitsobotka6268
    @vitsobotka6268 2 роки тому +51

    His dad energy is so strong those jokes turned her pregnant.

  • @SaiRam-nz9sy
    @SaiRam-nz9sy 4 роки тому +1783

    At this point I'm pretty sure his dad game's gonna be phenomenal.

  • @firkinflamer
    @firkinflamer 5 років тому +2144

    "Where are you going?"
    "I Dana"

    • @magentamomo7150
      @magentamomo7150 4 роки тому +8

      Underatted comment

    • @loss6199
      @loss6199 4 роки тому +1

      Krystalite I guess you can call it an “underRATed” comment?

    • @justinthepirate4621
      @justinthepirate4621 4 роки тому +4

      @@loss6199 pretty bold talk for a no name

    • @w.a.6618
      @w.a.6618 4 роки тому +14

      @@justinthepirate4621 pretty bold talk for a pirate named Justin

    • @haltocarrick5504
      @haltocarrick5504 4 роки тому

      @5567 5555 Pretty bold talk for an internet surfer named 5567 5555

  • @-DeathKnight
    @-DeathKnight 3 роки тому +17409

    Man if she gets pregnant, his dad's jokes are gonna evolve to a level beyond that of a humans.

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek 2 роки тому +64

    Who summon the ultimate pun master?

  • @cldtus
    @cldtus 3 роки тому +7652

    Will be even funny if IKEA see this video and name one of their products HEYDANA 😂😂😂

    • @enemy_of_progress
      @enemy_of_progress 3 роки тому +62

      😂😂😂

    • @666LonesomeSailor
      @666LonesomeSailor 3 роки тому +523

      If it should be more swedish than it should be wrtitten "Hejdana" because "hello" in swedish is "hej"! :D

    • @AC-he8ln
      @AC-he8ln 3 роки тому +80

      Or JËRKSIMON

    • @steffenfrost995
      @steffenfrost995 3 роки тому +3

      Please!

    • @lwh2113
      @lwh2113 3 роки тому +102

      I think there is actually a product called “höjdarna” so thats something

  • @sneezingcat6221
    @sneezingcat6221 4 роки тому +11716

    update: dana is no longer his girlfriend
    she's his wife now

    • @JustinleeBeaver
      @JustinleeBeaver 4 роки тому +810

      I seriously hoped they got Married.

    • @makinbacongreasyagain968
      @makinbacongreasyagain968 4 роки тому +65

      I hope that’s not true. Women need a man not a manchild.

    • @MAGA2024.
      @MAGA2024. 4 роки тому +539

      @@makinbacongreasyagain968 one more dumb feminazi

    • @JESUS-hu5wc
      @JESUS-hu5wc 4 роки тому +576

      @@makinbacongreasyagain968 Yeah, back off.
      While you're calling someone a man child, you're probably in your basement playing COD and drinking Bacon Grease.
      Be quiet.

    • @Constantine0630
      @Constantine0630 4 роки тому +99

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @CharlieViking95
    @CharlieViking95 9 років тому +8678

    That's some top-shelf puns right there.

    • @anshumanpatnaik7020
      @anshumanpatnaik7020 9 років тому +3

      +Charlie's Drum Corner ily

    • @mockingbird667
      @mockingbird667 9 років тому +2

      +Charlie's Drum Corner WHY

    • @KAPofBLADES
      @KAPofBLADES 9 років тому

      +Charlie's Drum Corner That really is a long list of well thought out puns for "IKEA" products. The best "Reality Advertising" example, that I have had promoted to me in a while!

    • @headbanger-iq9dw
      @headbanger-iq9dw 9 років тому

      I don't get it

    • @CharlieViking95
      @CharlieViking95 9 років тому +6

      I'm actually from Sweden and I've been to Ikea far too many times, but I've yet to find half the shit the guy in this video uses to tease his GF haha! (:

  • @Slithermotion
    @Slithermotion Рік тому +20

    This channel is basicly the perfect example of good old youtube.

  • @justinhugues
    @justinhugues 4 роки тому +2750

    The only reason she didn't leave him was because she couldn't find her way out, just like everybody else.

    • @josiahallen9906
      @josiahallen9906 4 роки тому +49

      We don't talk about that here

    • @Milicevic1987
      @Milicevic1987 4 роки тому +6

      🤣

    • @insidium3440
      @insidium3440 4 роки тому +22

      3008?

    • @currently_online
      @currently_online 4 роки тому +2

      Do people actually have a hard time finding their way around Ikea? Maybe it's because I'm Swedish, but I've never found it difficult finding/making my way through Ikea and I have the worst sense of direction ever

    • @hughhughes4488
      @hughhughes4488 4 роки тому +1

      @@currently_online I've been to an IKEA exactly once in my life. And yes, I had a hard time finding the exit.

  • @Cheetahhh
    @Cheetahhh 3 роки тому +16886

    Bro this is so freaking cute she's like trying to be mad but can't this makes me so happy

    • @jaydenwang3896
      @jaydenwang3896 3 роки тому +124

      idk what your doing on this video but i bet youtube's algorithm is really working for you 😂😂

    • @leucosiaa7672
      @leucosiaa7672 3 роки тому +56

      Hey it's Minecraft man

    • @refti1206
      @refti1206 3 роки тому +15

      My man Cheetahh is here?

    • @jimmydarrow6671
      @jimmydarrow6671 3 роки тому +8

      hi mr minecraft man!

    • @jagula
      @jagula 3 роки тому +9

      How come you are 5 years late? You are cheetah!!!

  • @BeautyLilya
    @BeautyLilya 5 років тому +4561

    She would def be excited if there’s an item named: “Marrimy” ..

    • @diamondruby7257
      @diamondruby7257 5 років тому +136

      With Ikea, more like Myree-imi

    • @princeofdarknessxyz1
      @princeofdarknessxyz1 4 роки тому +51

      or "Deevor"

    • @karlw1412
      @karlw1412 4 роки тому +6

      BeautyLilyaa No Swedish word like that☹️

    • @mija1110
      @mija1110 4 роки тому +9

      swedes arent very romantic in our views of marriage. the swedish word for marriage is actually the same as the swedish word for poison.

    • @karlw1412
      @karlw1412 4 роки тому +2

      @@mija1110 äktenskap eller giftermål?

  • @samlamingluthier
    @samlamingluthier 2 роки тому +31

    All the best to you guys! Always end up crying laughing at this, so listen to it every so often and always leave happier. Thanks man!

  • @Daemonhost
    @Daemonhost 5 років тому +2050

    “Hey Dana, Get to the choppa!”

    • @yuri-ub8kk
      @yuri-ub8kk 5 років тому +8

      :|

    • @otomackena7610
      @otomackena7610 5 років тому +17

      Arnold shevchenko

    • @ao2415
      @ao2415 5 років тому

      Hey Dana, I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

    • @nimmen
      @nimmen 5 років тому +14

      get to the TSJÖPPA

    • @COOLS32401
      @COOLS32401 5 років тому

      Hahahahahhahahaha its the best one

  • @Cjeska
    @Cjeska 9 років тому +6334

    Totally lost it at the "Skänka", hehe.

    • @SirLithen
      @SirLithen 9 років тому +33

      +Michael Haimerl I didn't really get that one. Care to explain?

    • @davidjonsson7165
      @davidjonsson7165 9 років тому +218

      Felix Hindemo Skank. Implying she is one and if they can get six more.

    • @SirLithen
      @SirLithen 9 років тому +20

      David Jonsson Ah, seems so obvious now. Thanks.

    • @bad3nergytroll
      @bad3nergytroll 9 років тому +14

      +Michael Haimerl That stare though..

    • @jackklnet2458
      @jackklnet2458 9 років тому +6

      Habika Sean Sponsored link is not clickable

  • @Dopefish1337
    @Dopefish1337 2 роки тому +38

    As a Norwegian, I understand the actual meanings of the words, which makes it 10x funnier 😆

    • @maver1ck76
      @maver1ck76 5 місяців тому +1

      You mean those words actually had a meaning ?

    • @choiie
      @choiie 5 місяців тому +5

      @@maver1ck76it’s all Swedish words/towns

    • @Sly2BandOfThievesIsTheBestSly
      @Sly2BandOfThievesIsTheBestSly 24 дні тому +1

      no it makes it less funny

  • @ssychostella
    @ssychostella 4 роки тому +4272

    Update: Just incase y'all don't know *they got married.*

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 4 роки тому +779

      She's his kardemumama after all.

    • @TheShadowless
      @TheShadowless 4 роки тому +129

      Jeremy Main
      What does that even mean 😂

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 4 роки тому +111

      @@TheShadowless It means she gives him all the kardemu he needs.

    • @TheShadowless
      @TheShadowless 4 роки тому +29

      Jeremy Main
      Nah I was just quoting what she said at the end lol

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheShadowless Ok. Who cares?

  • @OasisMusicOfficial
    @OasisMusicOfficial 4 роки тому +7451

    Dana: "Im getting a divorce"
    Guy: "Hey Dana..."

    • @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969
      @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 4 роки тому +13

      ooh, that hurts...

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 4 роки тому +167

      Him: *slowly lifts ikea item* hey-hey dana

    • @greensabr200
      @greensabr200 4 роки тому +62

      Dana? Did you mean Donna?

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 4 роки тому +45

      Divorce... Hahahah

    • @akur3578
      @akur3578 4 роки тому +7

      she did not mention divorce, even without I don't understand how this is funny for over 200 people

  • @robintst
    @robintst 4 роки тому +5390

    Ladies, if he tortures you this much with horrible puns, he's a keeper.

    • @007-v4r
      @007-v4r 4 роки тому +95

      look at his channel they actually got married (you can see the actuall proposal

    • @Hisashi_Hyuga
      @Hisashi_Hyuga 4 роки тому +15

      And thats a Snapple fact

    • @dewlivewireftw
      @dewlivewireftw 4 роки тому +51

      Hey whoa whoa, these aren’t bad puns

    • @Zensambell
      @Zensambell 4 роки тому +30

      hey hey hey those puns are gold mate chillax

    • @SACWarrior70s
      @SACWarrior70s 4 роки тому +7

      MY EX MUST BE PRETTY STUPID!

  • @CarloVonBarlo
    @CarloVonBarlo 2 роки тому +4

    I swear this video pops up randomly in my recommendations every year, and I keep clicking, it’s like a little treat

  • @dclnghdl
    @dclnghdl 4 роки тому +6922

    She actually likes the puns, she told him to stop filming vertical

    • @GaneshMKarhale
      @GaneshMKarhale 4 роки тому +21

      nice joke

    • @Michael_______
      @Michael_______ 4 роки тому +2

      Love this⬆️

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 роки тому +21

      @@genericaccount7169
      What's
      wrong
      with
      filming
      vertically
      ?

    • @samuraijack535
      @samuraijack535 3 роки тому +18

      @@ComicGladiator That it's vertical.

    • @squattingheads
      @squattingheads 3 роки тому +2

      I case where you are in public and only want to film one person, filming vertically actually is the right choice

  • @Xeonerable
    @Xeonerable 4 роки тому +4037

    "I've already got one can we get 6 more?"
    " 6 x SKANKA "
    This guy is hilariously brutal

    • @SukhbirSingh-cx1he
      @SukhbirSingh-cx1he 4 роки тому +74

      Didnt get this one... Mind explaining?

    • @ytteman
      @ytteman 4 роки тому +290

      @@SukhbirSingh-cx1he From the Merriam-Webster dictionary: skank = "a person and especially a woman of low or sleazy character"

    • @Youssef-iq4wq
      @Youssef-iq4wq 4 роки тому +8

      @@ytteman i still don't get it

    • @ytteman
      @ytteman 4 роки тому +183

      @@Youssef-iq4wq He basically says; "I've already got a sleazy woman (his girlfriend), can we have 6 more?"

    • @Youssef-iq4wq
      @Youssef-iq4wq 4 роки тому +38

      @@ytteman oh, HAHAAA GOOD JOKE

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 5 років тому +1623

    She first makes sure she gets the pun and then gets annoyed

    • @southpakrules
      @southpakrules 5 років тому +118

      At least she's clever enough not to get annoyed by something she doesn't understand.

    • @oragamijetpack
      @oragamijetpack 4 роки тому +7

      yeah she actually likes them ofc

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 4 роки тому +22

      She obviously lowkey likes them but she has to act the part.

  • @apetass123
    @apetass123 5 місяців тому +1

    I think this is the first viral UA-cam video I watched, and here it is again. It’s not really about the jokes when you think about it. It’s about him giving her all the attention because she’s all that he can think about and her realizing this and feeling loved. Beautiful.

  • @marcellocapone4925
    @marcellocapone4925 4 роки тому +4701

    80% of those puns only work because of his Aussie accent - he's playing to his strengths and I see no problem with it.

    • @sushi_1233
      @sushi_1233 4 роки тому +7

      Totally agree

    • @manofsteel8728
      @manofsteel8728 4 роки тому +3

      if you lived with them you would fucking hate it

    • @kreature7946
      @kreature7946 4 роки тому +10

      They’re not even puns, just a play on words.

    • @hiltonli4262
      @hiltonli4262 4 роки тому +46

      KREATURE isn’t that what a pun is lmao

    • @kreature7946
      @kreature7946 4 роки тому +5

      Hilton GT Yes, but not the way he’s saying them. Not all word play are puns.

  • @Spasmaticus
    @Spasmaticus 3 роки тому +11641

    As a swede I support this video. I would leave you a pun but you'd have to assemble it yourself.

    • @mogdor
      @mogdor 3 роки тому +198

      Captain America: Avengers....

    • @Shubham-hd1ng
      @Shubham-hd1ng 3 роки тому +156

      *Assemble*

    • @MarshalNey13
      @MarshalNey13 3 роки тому +230

      You already did with your name...Justin.

    • @mattebandet
      @mattebandet 3 роки тому +95

      Justin thinkS WE'D like some more puns

    • @reid1420
      @reid1420 3 роки тому +19

      @@mattebandet i see what you did there😂

  • @tyranids4ever
    @tyranids4ever 4 роки тому +9425

    She's just angry that a man figured out how to enjoy himself at an IKEA.

    • @thecasualprince
      @thecasualprince 4 роки тому +165

      Call me a freak but I enjoy a good trip to Ikea.

    • @youngkingshoe7696
      @youngkingshoe7696 4 роки тому +37

      @@thecasualprince man you pshyco not freak (a joke no need to start flaming and get toxic)

    • @youngmineman4270
      @youngmineman4270 4 роки тому +25

      @@thecasualprince HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

    • @vladrip2083
      @vladrip2083 4 роки тому +9

      @@thecasualprince idk i can enjoy only buying products, if i only had money...

    • @SnowEspeon
      @SnowEspeon 4 роки тому +2

      The Casual Prince
      I kinda like it too tbh

  • @theatticaddict
    @theatticaddict 2 роки тому +2

    ‘6xSkanka’
    “Well we’ve already got one, want six more?”
    😭😭😭

  • @nikocalderon6201
    @nikocalderon6201 6 років тому +1578

    0:24 love how he just looks at Kolon and can't even say the joke 😂

    • @hors886
      @hors886 6 років тому +21

      What would be the joke lol

    • @Drak_Thedp
      @Drak_Thedp 6 років тому +5

      @@hors886 that Kolon in his colon

    • @hors886
      @hors886 6 років тому

      @@Drak_Thedp Makes sense

    • @thestargateking
      @thestargateking 6 років тому +5

      Moasozio you like the look of my colon

    • @Sonicexpres
      @Sonicexpres 5 років тому +4

      "do you think i should pay for colon?"

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 5 років тому +2911

    He sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he could speak English 25% better.

  • @Jluyoungzone
    @Jluyoungzone 6 років тому +1158

    *6x Skanka* "I've already got one, can I get 6 more"
    😂😂😂 I'm surprised she let him get away with that one hahaha

    • @jash8270
      @jash8270 6 років тому

      Jluyoungzone ?

    • @justinrios5757
      @justinrios5757 6 років тому +86

      He was calling her a "Skank"

    • @hwago123
      @hwago123 6 років тому +49

      girls like being called dirty words by guys they like, insider tip

    • @hwago123
      @hwago123 6 років тому +42

      hard to explain. They like to be sluts, to be dirty girls, but have a lot of shame about it as well, so only if they feel comfortable with you and don't feel like you'll say it negatively will be ok with you saying it. It'll even turn them on.

    • @drvofoka7033
      @drvofoka7033 6 років тому +4

      It's true you dumbass.

  • @sirdaniel_
    @sirdaniel_ 2 роки тому +2

    This video has been recommeded to me once in a while for the past 4/5 years and every time i see it i click it i just love this video don't know why.

  • @StreamMomentsOfficial
    @StreamMomentsOfficial 4 роки тому +7876

    gaspa: *gasps*

  • @SaintDamain
    @SaintDamain 4 роки тому +2059

    Not gonna lie. Lost my sht at “Good Luktnypony”. XD

    • @Vinterfrid
      @Vinterfrid 4 роки тому +13

      Luktnypon = scented rosehip. Very funny indeed - not!

    • @Curiousnessify
      @Curiousnessify 4 роки тому +3

      why would you lie about that

    • @jonathansilverberg4934
      @jonathansilverberg4934 4 роки тому +2

      Yep.... that was very funny!

    • @Vinterfrid
      @Vinterfrid 4 роки тому

      @@jonathansilverberg4934 What was funny about it?

    • @sandothemando8924
      @sandothemando8924 4 роки тому

      Me too. I crack up at that one every time! Don't know why you're getting hate for loving it. Good Luktnypony... XD XD

  • @joshuakeoni
    @joshuakeoni 3 роки тому +2421

    Guide: How to make sure your girlfriend never drags you to IKEA again.

    • @eadbert1935
      @eadbert1935 3 роки тому +49

      this is basically "okay, fine, but i'm gonna complain the whole time" in a more nice way
      i'll go shopping with my gf, but she has to live with me being annoying at all points in time ^^

    • @fornax5798
      @fornax5798 3 роки тому +1

      @@eadbert1935 dunno, seems like it's more of a intentional collection of dad jokes than it was comparing.

    • @rafbi4874
      @rafbi4874 3 роки тому +5

      That's right. After that his WIFE will be dragging him to IKEA.

    • @666LonesomeSailor
      @666LonesomeSailor 3 роки тому

      That comment I´d like to write by myself but first wanted to look how many other have written this too xD
      So if you wana make sure NEVER be asked again from your girlfriend, mother ect. if you wana come with them to IKEA... ... this video showes you how to do best!

    • @eljugadorescaldenc4002
      @eljugadorescaldenc4002 3 роки тому

      Good tutorial indeed.

  • @BJMediaTransit8516
    @BJMediaTransit8516 10 місяців тому +1

    OMG this is too much! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I-KEA-me to this store for years and it’s cool to see the puns on furniture! What a great IDEA, woops that was supposed to be IKEA!

  • @L1ttl3J1m
    @L1ttl3J1m 4 роки тому +1662

    "Happy wife, happy life", maybe, but "mildly irritated wife, highly amusing life" is so much more satisfying!

    • @BrayOfTheDonkey
      @BrayOfTheDonkey 4 роки тому +2

      Noice lol "Happy wife, less strife"? I go with that

    • @ForwardTu
      @ForwardTu 4 роки тому +1

      @3rc You're a moron.

  • @pred6
    @pred6 5 років тому +1626

    I think the funniest bit is the constant "hey Dana" going on.

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 5 років тому +18

      At one point she just kept walking away 😂

    • @thebasketballhistorian3291
      @thebasketballhistorian3291 5 років тому +13

      I like how half the time, she can't help laughing and half the time, she seems annoyed as heck, lol.

    • @smugfei6682
      @smugfei6682 5 років тому

      Hey Lois

    • @anthonyrodriguez625
      @anthonyrodriguez625 5 років тому

      Then try's to act like she doesn't know what's coming

    • @celestialcolosseum
      @celestialcolosseum 5 років тому

      Dana means ox in Turkish

  • @patrickrunyan4410
    @patrickrunyan4410 4 роки тому +2839

    Just showed this to my girlfriend. She said, "I'm going to Ikea by myself."

    • @starliner2498
      @starliner2498 4 роки тому +76

      congratulations laddie! you can have fun by yourself now

    • @patrickrunyan4410
      @patrickrunyan4410 4 роки тому +98

      @@starliner2498 Funny... that's exactly what she said...

    • @XkannsenX
      @XkannsenX 4 роки тому +5

      clever

    • @rubo111
      @rubo111 4 роки тому +5

      Call the lads, you can make the footy.

    • @bamcki991
      @bamcki991 4 роки тому +9

      Good Ikea

  • @Vaginetta
    @Vaginetta Рік тому +7

    She deserves to smack his shoulder when they get in the car but he deserves a gold star sticker for being a dry humor future dad👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @angelikmayhem
    @angelikmayhem 9 років тому +402

    "Hey, Donna" is my new favorite catchphrase -- and I don't even know anyone named Donna.

    • @Kxider
      @Kxider 9 років тому +72

      *Dana

    • @Auzcast
      @Auzcast 9 років тому +13

      Her name is Dana

    • @MrTONIUX
      @MrTONIUX 9 років тому +14

      +Auzcast Isaac Hey, what you Dona do about it?

    • @Auzcast
      @Auzcast 9 років тому +1

      MrTONIUX nice one :)

    • @BfVipa
      @BfVipa 9 років тому +1

      +MrTONIUX I Dona yet.

  • @Concordeagle
    @Concordeagle 5 років тому +3143

    Hope you married her, she's a KEEPAR.

    • @Florian-ps1qv
      @Florian-ps1qv 5 років тому +47

      Concordeagle he did he has a video with the proposal

    • @zainm217
      @zainm217 5 років тому +7

      Stop.

    • @drgrasshopper9924
      @drgrasshopper9924 5 років тому +1

      Means what?

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 5 років тому +6

      @@drgrasshopper9924 shes a goalkeeper

    • @ool3062
      @ool3062 5 років тому +2

      WelcomeTo Life In what language??

  • @danielrdrigues
    @danielrdrigues 4 роки тому +7378

    I'll do this to my girlfriend
    Just need to find one.

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 6 років тому +15359

    Dude you're overdoing it. I think she _gets the ikea_

  • @digimaniacstudios5959
    @digimaniacstudios5959 4 роки тому +2264

    “Donna, wanna be my kardemumma?”
    “What does that even mean”
    *Gets down on one knee*

    • @xoaking1862
      @xoaking1862 4 роки тому +21

      For reall though, What does that mean?

    • @NWA-TjalfeTooStonedToAim
      @NWA-TjalfeTooStonedToAim 4 роки тому +66

      @@xoaking1862 Cardamom .. Elettaria Cardamomum ..Kardemomme .. some sort of spice

    • @xoaking1862
      @xoaking1862 4 роки тому +7

      @@NWA-TjalfeTooStonedToAim thx!

    • @nutshot_brawler8466
      @nutshot_brawler8466 4 роки тому +12

      I picture that in my head, thats really sweet

    • @cybercop3108
      @cybercop3108 4 роки тому +7

      Pulls out pregnancy test

  • @bballerryday
    @bballerryday 7 років тому +416

    He's such a dad

    • @CVerse
      @CVerse 7 років тому

      perfect marriage material

    • @10jellys73
      @10jellys73 7 років тому

      gaaaaaaaay 😝

  • @jbdh6510
    @jbdh6510 5 місяців тому +3

    How happy she was about the compliment :)

  • @lokotalasvegas
    @lokotalasvegas 9 років тому +364

    This is the funniest and sweetest thing I've seen in awhile

    • @legacy7450
      @legacy7450 9 років тому +8

      +Lokota maybe you should get out more sweetheart

    • @johnnythreefour2902
      @johnnythreefour2902 9 років тому +13

      Lokota Not that great when you find out there's a lot of domestic abuse in this relationship.

    • @Irrashaimase1
      @Irrashaimase1 9 років тому +21

      Johnny Threefour That turned dark

    • @legacy7450
      @legacy7450 9 років тому

      Johnny Threefour i heard about that too... horrible stuff

    • @alecosound8902
      @alecosound8902 9 років тому

      Al Hey-Man lol damn.

  • @bradyhartsfield7891
    @bradyhartsfield7891 4 роки тому +1126

    Like how he didn't even do the "Kolon" one, it just does itself.

    • @toycat-
      @toycat- 4 роки тому +17

      @The Wail of a Dying Coyote dude

    • @mekaelbayati8040
      @mekaelbayati8040 4 роки тому +7

      The Wail of a Dying Coyote Beautiful

    • @southpaw117
      @southpaw117 4 роки тому +54

      Any attempt at a Kolon joke would have just been shitty.

    • @driftr1dr719
      @driftr1dr719 4 роки тому +5

      @@southpaw117 You cheeky snake I almost missed this nice one

    • @davehollis5816
      @davehollis5816 4 роки тому +1

      Haha yeah, like I like the way ur Kolon smells tonight
      Something like that right

  • @Fushigidane143
    @Fushigidane143 3 роки тому +2451

    for someone who is "annoyed" she sure is smiling a whole lot.

    • @y_strikes2770
      @y_strikes2770 3 роки тому +138

      Clearly she found some funny

    • @67Zo
      @67Zo 3 роки тому +30

      @@ursamajor7468 what are you talking about

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 роки тому +8

      @@67Zo his wife slept with the ikea manager

    • @67Zo
      @67Zo 3 роки тому +9

      @@JosephFlores-yn4yi Where is the proof?

    • @quakethedoombringer
      @quakethedoombringer 3 роки тому +113

      To be fair, the jokes are mostly harmless nuisance that it's not worth making a fuss about it (in public). The fact that they are still together + her reaction in this vid means that she genuinely enjoys them

  • @aleksandarbradaric4925
    @aleksandarbradaric4925 2 роки тому +5

    0:24 RIMFORCER, that one was great XD

  • @SADCOCK1970
    @SADCOCK1970 5 років тому +5257

    Waited to see if the first 10 puns made me laugh.
    But no pun in ten did.

    • @TheShadowless
      @TheShadowless 5 років тому +121

      You’re not punny
      Neither am I

    • @elitoro2429
      @elitoro2429 5 років тому +6

      Geniussss

    • @davidcooke8005
      @davidcooke8005 5 років тому +30

      Eleven the odds for you.

    • @LocksVid
      @LocksVid 5 років тому +8

      SADCOCK1970 you spelling intended wrong you having no gramer noob

    • @davidcooke8005
      @davidcooke8005 5 років тому +3

      @@LocksVid WOOOOSH

  • @JukesMcGee
    @JukesMcGee 4 роки тому +2444

    She keeps saying stop but this is secretly every girl's dream.

    • @mono8476
      @mono8476 4 роки тому +78

      right??? its cute XD

    • @thyenergiser6852
      @thyenergiser6852 4 роки тому +113

      No = Yes

    • @BouncyBoar
      @BouncyBoar 4 роки тому +344

      @@thyenergiser6852 Last time I tried that, I got arrested.

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 4 роки тому +22

      @Si V whenever in doubt the best solution is to get naked. of course, don't be weird, but pick the time and play their own dirty mind game (i.e. "oops I don't know what happened, don't look" and then stay naked). if she doesn't get horny, she'll never be horny anyway, so it's a lovely trick, and frankly the man's best counteraction. healthy woman are always a little dirty-minded and are actually visually engaged (much) more than we think. it also makes them forget about the rest of their confusing shit, you just need to break the scenario in which they dominate over the male's linear thinking. you can break the scenario in many other ways not as radical as this, but you need to be self-confident, flirty, relaxed, and very much creative to get the proper results. in other words, she'll always win in a mind game, we're not on the same level when it comes to this, you need to work around, because she actually wants you to win and evaluates your emotional and social intelligence with it. and they're always playing dirty, so it's ok for you too.

    • @abdot604
      @abdot604 4 роки тому +7

      @@milanstevic8424 the naked man ua-cam.com/video/1Cg62TySYvk/v-deo.html

  • @drae
    @drae 9 років тому +4905

    Really Ikea... Kolon... I wish I had this wit

    • @skaramicke
      @skaramicke 9 років тому +10

      Draegast ":" though..

    • @rutorna44
      @rutorna44 9 років тому +14

      Draegast Kolon = :

    • @miglydon8773
      @miglydon8773 9 років тому +4

      dont we all?

    • @miglydon8773
      @miglydon8773 9 років тому +2

      Are you going to play ark today? I really hope you do. I dont have a pc so watching you play it is the closest i can get XD

    • @DanishVikings
      @DanishVikings 9 років тому +2

      Draegast kolon=colon

  • @VanCough
    @VanCough Місяць тому +1

    The most evident moment that she was secretly enjoying it is when she had to peek to look at what Fyllig was all about

  • @_wtcs_
    @_wtcs_ 8 років тому +2683

    he'll be a great dad

    • @kaushekjoshii6649
      @kaushekjoshii6649 7 років тому +99

      What the fuck?

    • @liamgrey7974
      @liamgrey7974 7 років тому

      +Kaushek Joshii I agree with you

    • @h3rpad3rpacifilis
      @h3rpad3rpacifilis 7 років тому +25

      Laurits I'll have whatever you're having, mate.

    • @419LOVE
      @419LOVE 7 років тому +32

      He'll be a great dad because he can make good puns?

    • @Arachnoscribe
      @Arachnoscribe 7 років тому +22

      BJ for my penis.
      The ability to balance pun-ishments and rewards is crucial.

  • @Zorkz
    @Zorkz 8 років тому +1922

    how have i not seen this before

    • @facerip356
      @facerip356 8 років тому +11

      I'm sure there's many things in this great big wide world you haven't seen yet friend. Are you going to ask yourself this question every time?

    • @kaneda7368
      @kaneda7368 8 років тому +9

      +FaceRip What a cheerful guy you are. I bet you are the soul of parties.

    • @facerip356
      @facerip356 8 років тому +2

      ***** oh. this comment again. worded slightly differently. unoriginal tripe.

    • @kaneda7368
      @kaneda7368 8 років тому +5

      FaceRip wow, I can't believe how you manage to maintain so much charisma!

    • @facerip356
      @facerip356 8 років тому +1

      ***** that's the spirit. Now you're using your own words. "Never plagiarize, or take on loan. The words you use should be your own." Do you know what great man once said that? That's right, Albert Einstein.