Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea
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- Опубліковано 12 сер 2015
- We moved in together recently so had to make the unavoidable trip to IKEA; I figured out how to get through there as quickly as possible.
Yeah, yeah I know, vertical video and all that, you'll survive. - Комедії
She's low-key excited for each joke.
that's what you are when you listen to shit ton of jokes at an Ikea store
Ahsan Shah I took a shit in a box I saw in IKEA and said it stinks of shit
bet she got real freaky and broke his stick when they reached home
Sonu03785 way to get totally creepy for no reason hombre
@@Sonu666 0-9000 real quick there.
He's actually really smart , next time she won't bring him .
"you think you are smarta than me?"
@@tarquinioprisco8459 lol
*OUTSTANDING MOVE*
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
Holy fuck, thanks. I'm gonna try this, I'm freeee.
i like that he says “hey dana” every time like he’s talking to a virtual assistant
Deserves more likes
This comment is messed up. That's one of many ways people greet others and you associate that with an Alexa over real life. Crazy times. The end is near.
@@benvids ok doomer
@@benvids It's because you have to call their name every time you want to talk to them. This is no different to comparing someone saying their own name to pokemon.
Also alexas are real btw.
I like how she slowly gives up after each hey Dana
His puns were pretty clever, but honestly its Dana's honest, unscripted reactions that really make the video special.
No its not.
You see that as genuine? it's as fake as our elections.
@@johnmackenzie3030 Yes it is.
@@MayHugger he's saying her reactions are scripted
@@theonlybigsmoke I doubt that.
Council of Dads: he is worthy
This guy: *_FOOL! I AM THE COUNCIL!_*
@@inanjarif1388 Council of Dads: While you may be on the council we will not grant you the title of Big Daddy
@@inanjarif1388 not yet.
@@petergorombey3249 This guy: *It's treason then!*
@@petergorombey3249 Take a seat young dad.
He tried to impress Donna with ten different puns, but no pun in ten did.
technoway ahhh slick wanka r ya
technoway You won a chuckle and a like. 👍
OOooohhhh, good one
clever. very clever.
damn
She acts annoyed but then if she can't see the real label, she grabs it and turns it so she can appreciate the dumb pun with him hahahaha so cute. The world needs more silliness. I love this.
The world needs more silliness. amen to that
The "already got one, can I have 6 more" put me over the edge 🤣
He's ready to be a dad
aced the dad joke test
666 likes. i dont wanna ruin it
669 don't want to ruin it
675 likes...don't wanna ruin it?
824.. don't wanna ruin it.
She loves the jokes; it's the vertical recording she's asking to stop.
Plot twist:
Lol
Agree
Hehe
Wat so bad abount vertical recording?
This is pretty wholesome honestly, they seem like a cute couple. I love that she's trying to look annoyed while also trying not to laugh
His dad energy is so strong those jokes turned her pregnant.
All jokes aside, he's going to be pretty great at dad jokes.
@@mollyandaquafina what
@@mollyandaquafina comment
@@mollyandaquafina comment you fucking fat donkey
PahEz you missed the opportunity to say "you fucking donkey"
PahEz r u british?
"Hey Dana, i make these jokes because Ikea about you"
Uchiha Hikaku Aww that is sweet 😊
It just so happens that she doesn't give a fk about him. Or any other guy.
I think I just threw up inside.
The accent of "ikea" in Australian sounds like " I care"😂😂😂
Thanks for the explanation.
Who summon the ultimate pun master?
He's the punisher.
He didn’t even have to say anything for “kolon”, the joke wrote itself
This is maybe the best approach how not to get dragged to IKEA anymore.
But Ikea is the best shopping I can do with my girlfriend. There's hot dogs.
ANd meatballs!
Jonathan Thörn we shouldn't forget about ice cream
Clara K Tube Ah yes, of course!
Stoney Woney The hell? Where is your Ikea located? I want some hot dogs if I ever go again.
Top 10 words said before disaster
"Hey D a n a..."
"kolon"
Warning ⚠️ reach shelter and stay in basements away from windows. Do not engage. I repeat do not engage.
We need a tactical nuke inbound before he could said it
Stop
Hammer time
Awesome! My hat's off to this guy! He found a great way to not be bored beyond belief while his girlfriend drags him around the seemingly endless aisle at Ikea. Beautiful
I love how he can't even get through the "Kolon" without breaking down laughing
His power is gonna be unstoppable when he becomes a dad.
He already mastered everything he needs to become a dad.
Double trouble for Dana
Classic horror movie. Baby's born, looks over _Hey Dana_ AHHHHH!!!
*Dad jokes intensify*
*looks at OP's table*
"Unstäpble"
People: girls tend to marry boys that make them laugh
This guy:
You should be top 1
Bonnie they’re already taking care of that
@@lukasandersen8137 being with a woman tends to create children that cant be cared for.
Seeing a lot of sad incels down in this comment thread
They do.
All the best to you guys! Always end up crying laughing at this, so listen to it every so often and always leave happier. Thanks man!
1:18 Dude playing with fire
“Kolon” *doesn’t even say a word*
he knows what he means :)
Wot
Ondřej Foltýn I don’t think ur ready to know
Jan Nowak ok
@@jussin68 Why do I see a ton of guys with Nguyen as their last names?
Dana: I want a divorce
Guy: Hey Dana...
Hey Dana divorce my nuts.
It's not funny john, I'm serious this time.
@@Ijackmighty divorce... Hahahahahahah
@@mustafaozgurokuyucu6576 it's not funny, and you're treating this like some sort of game
@@Ijackmighty we loved games
This channel is basicly the perfect example of good old youtube.
Take me back!
One of the greatest UA-cam videos ever. Even years later, still funny.
She's pretending not to find him funny, but she does.
Thats how relationships work. You pretend you dont enjoy something you enjoy.
That’s how puns work
Yeah no Woman would put up with a guy that long if she wasn't at least partly okay with it.
Promis Nwekenta so then why did my dad leave?
@@guymaniii6467 Because you touch yourself too much.
She's pregnant. You can tell by the dad jokes.
Clear sign
he's training
Wait, what? Been making dad jokes since our first date.
@Carlo Cocciolo ueah better quality than you.
Yeah, she kind of looks pregnant
My favorite part is how he didnt even bother with "KOLON" lmao
As a Norwegian, I understand the actual meanings of the words, which makes it 10x funnier 😆
She's actually pretending to be annoyed, but she likes his jokes. They're meant for each other.
Ok Dr. Phil. Didnt know it was possible to psychoanalyze a couple from a fuckin video on UA-cam. . .
@@yellowbelly7863 Weird flex, but okay.
@@yellowbelly7863 chill out wexford lad.you ll get it when u grow up
@@yellowbelly7863 you can tell certain things from their expressions you fucknut.
@@yellowbelly7863 Dude why are you so butthurt, relax.
he'll be a great dad
What the fuck?
+Kaushek Joshii I agree with you
Laurits I'll have whatever you're having, mate.
He'll be a great dad because he can make good puns?
BJ for my penis.
The ability to balance pun-ishments and rewards is crucial.
I swear this video pops up randomly in my recommendations every year, and I keep clicking, it’s like a little treat
It’s the only way for a man to avoid losing his sanity in IKEA
He's gonna be a great Dad.
joseph kim
Oh no.. too many dad jokes.. TOO MANY
If you read this you're awesome I know, my dad does the same thing
You know this is a complement considering it's coming from one of the most iconic father figures of all time.
Optimus Prime
Dad: Hey son
Son: What?
Dad: I made a bin where you hand in your homework
Son: Why?
Dad: So I make sure you do all your homework
Son: Ok.
Dad: It's called the "hand in bin" *shows son a bin with hands on the inside*
One shall stand, one shall fall.
update: dana is no longer his girlfriend
she's his wife now
I seriously hoped they got Married.
I hope that’s not true. Women need a man not a manchild.
@@makinbacongreasyagain968 one more dumb feminazi
@@makinbacongreasyagain968 Yeah, back off.
While you're calling someone a man child, you're probably in your basement playing COD and drinking Bacon Grease.
Be quiet.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
‘6xSkanka’
“Well we’ve already got one, want six more?”
😭😭😭
She said stop but she always listened to his jokes
Low key enjoyed his jokes
@@nicholaschristodoulou3821 more like forced
That's how you could tell he was indeed boyfriend material.
Like a good Catholic girl who says "stop !", but helps you unbutton her blouse...
@@Last_one_before_I_go wtf
She's clearly pregnant. Jokes like that only develop when someone's about to become a dad.
On the contrary, I love puns and I've never had a girlfriend in my life- and much to my chagrin, probably never will.
You stole this comment you dick head
@@toastWs sorry. Didn't realise it was copyrighted.
@@rustyblade9366 I mean if youre gonna steal it atleast dont make it sound less funny
@@Kevin-um1nq I didn't steal it. Just because there are similar comments, doesn't mean I stole it. It's a pretty easy to come up with joke, too. I just didn't bother saying anything because you wouldn't believe me anyway.
give this guy a medal
The best thing I’ve seen on UA-cam in months! What an artist! 😂
She's just angry that a man figured out how to enjoy himself at an IKEA.
Call me a freak but I enjoy a good trip to Ikea.
@@thecasualprince man you pshyco not freak (a joke no need to start flaming and get toxic)
@@thecasualprince HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
@@thecasualprince idk i can enjoy only buying products, if i only had money...
The Casual Prince
I kinda like it too tbh
This guy is holding the key to never beeing force to go to IKEA again.
Ha ha ha
I'm so doing this, Ikea takes all day :/
But IKEA is so fun...
Beeing force
I like IKEA, I always just buy 40 meatballs and mashed potatoes and let whoever I'm with do their shopping
Imagine being an employee and seeing a random guy picking random items with one hand and a phone with the other just to make puns while chasing his girlfriend.
She deserves to smack his shoulder when they get in the car but he deserves a gold star sticker for being a dry humor future dad👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Imagine this guy has a kid
The dad jokes will be off-radar
Don't you mean Reidar
Dad's Bizarre Adventure: Puns Are umbreakable
Little Kitty Crafter LOOOL
Yet he'll pick up the jester style all right. Good for pick ups.
Nah nah, it’s an ikea.
The dad jokes will be pretty Swede.
Imagine what his dad jokes will be...
"Daddy where did I come from? Dad, a flat pack at IKEA"
His Dad jokes will be like Super Saiyan 2 level.
OH GOD.....
After these puns, she definitely let him become a dad
Oh no!!!
He is the ultimate Dad
If you haven’t figured it yet by now, her name is Hey.
To figure why she always answers to "hey" and so does everyone else
DuDe wTF hEr NaMe DaNa 😡
lmao
UA-cam police ever heard of a joke?
@@Ash-sv1wo Jokes are fake news
She actually likes the puns, she told him to stop filming vertical
nice joke
Love this⬆️
@@genericaccount7169
What's
wrong
with
filming
vertically
?
@@ComicGladiator That it's vertical.
I case where you are in public and only want to film one person, filming vertically actually is the right choice
This video gave me the laughs i really needed for today, thank you very much.
Honestly this is pretty genius. He's never going to be asked to go to IKEA again.
Current mood: Dana wielding wrapping paper like a battleaxe
666th like, I am now the embodiment of Satan himself.
Her name is donna
@@Adultory No, Australians don't prnounce Donna like that. What he is saying sounds more like Dana, but it's an unusual pronunciation of Dana.
Well when in idea...
I love how "Kolon" didn't even need a joke haha
Yeah, it's a joke itself. 😂
@@danielemoscardini I don't get it
@@mrzukunft Colon -> Kolon.
@@danielemoscardini After searching it up on the internet, I understand. Thank you, Sir or Miss Whatever.
What's Colon?
I come here to watch it again every 1 or 2 years
7 years later, still, find this funny and adorable!
Update: Just incase y'all don't know *they got married.*
She's his kardemumama after all.
Jeremy Main
What does that even mean 😂
@@TheShadowless It means she gives him all the kardemu he needs.
Jeremy Main
Nah I was just quoting what she said at the end lol
@@TheShadowless Ok. Who cares?
That's some top-shelf puns right there.
+Charlie's Drum Corner ily
+Charlie's Drum Corner she's pretty hot too.
+Charlie's Drum Corner WHY
+Charlie's Drum Corner That really is a long list of well thought out puns for "IKEA" products. The best "Reality Advertising" example, that I have had promoted to me in a while!
I don't get it
The cherry on top is him not capable to make a pun for Kolon for too much laughing.
This video has been recommeded to me once in a while for the past 4/5 years and every time i see it i click it i just love this video don't know why.
This is simultaneously the lowest and the highest form of comedy.
h i g h t
aight
h i g h t
aight
aight
Totally lost it at the "Skänka", hehe.
+Michael Haimerl I didn't really get that one. Care to explain?
Felix Hindemo Skank. Implying she is one and if they can get six more.
David Jonsson Ah, seems so obvious now. Thanks.
+Michael Haimerl That stare though..
Habika Sean Sponsored link is not clickable
she's thinking: "ikean't take it anymore"
I like it how he dies at “kolon”
said stop about 40 times. Never Stopped smiling and listening to bad jokes. Marry her
and no means yes
He did marry her, the proposal is actually in a UA-cam video on his channel.
Trusty Stranger no
They were not bad jokes lol
666 likes
Man if she gets pregnant, his dad's jokes are gonna evolve to a level beyond that of a humans.
Existential Dad Jokes!
😂😂😂😂 mother of god they would
@@sashathedemiroomni4146 Dad of god
@@krishhkarthikeyan Okay
@@krishhkarthikeyan Dad of boi
You just made my whole week and it's been a good week
How is this masterpiece only 7 years old.
He sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he could speak English 25% better.
well then, that makes Arnold Schwarzenegger
I have to disagree, I think 32% is a better estimate
he's Australian it's an accent
You didn't know? This is actually footage from the next Terminator movie.
Thats so specific
Literally the only way we survive ikea trips. It's soooooooo BÖRIN
The King in Yellow not all hero’s wear capes
Is it just me or once you go in you have to go through the entire facking maze of the store to get to cash register? Im told there is shortcut but can never find it!
I always say every ikea name in a skyrim voice
I love furniture
The King in Yellow I wish I could go to an ikea. They seem fun
She looks so disappointed in him every time lmao
I hope they’re married now
Dana: "Im getting a divorce"
Guy: "Hey Dana..."
ooh, that hurts...
Him: *slowly lifts ikea item* hey-hey dana
Dana? Did you mean Donna?
Divorce... Hahahah
she did not mention divorce, even without I don't understand how this is funny for over 200 people
He's such a dad
perfect marriage material
gaaaaaaaay 😝
I can imagine him literally walking through the entire store searching for all the item he could make a pun of xD
Serves her right to drag her boyfriend to such a horrible place...
Will be even funny if IKEA see this video and name one of their products HEYDANA 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
If it should be more swedish than it should be wrtitten "Hejdana" because "hello" in swedish is "hej"! :D
Or JËRKSIMON
Please!
I think there is actually a product called “höjdarna” so thats something
If you missed it, her name is Dana
Dana white
Oh i Dana that . thanks Ham
Thought it was Donald
Hey 🅱ana
*Hey, hey Dana*
if he just read em without a pun i would laugh my ass out anyways
She's absolutely adorable!
I loved that “Kolon” was so self evident, nothing needed to be said.😂
I did not get it, is kolon as in colon, he is saying it is rubbish/crap etc?
@@Benjamin-ns8ct he dosent need to pun anything cuz it says straight up kolon/colon
@@Benjamin-ns8ct kolon refers to the : . we call it kolon in swedish
Khristobal Kolon
@@gigzpumpking To idiots. The rectum comes after the colon...
Dude you're overdoing it. I think she _gets the ikea_
NO!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS
Hahaha
Get out
Thats really bad and not creative at all, stop it!
@@liltakkie8161 no u
*FUCK*
My favourite was when he just laughed at "kolon"
Her reactions are the perfect symbol of "I am half exasperated and half amused by his jokes. Good deal, I'm not letting him go"
7 years later and this is still one of the funniest video on youtube
The only reason she didn't leave him was because she couldn't find her way out, just like everybody else.
We don't talk about that here
🤣
3008?
Do people actually have a hard time finding their way around Ikea? Maybe it's because I'm Swedish, but I've never found it difficult finding/making my way through Ikea and I have the worst sense of direction ever
@@currently_online I've been to an IKEA exactly once in my life. And yes, I had a hard time finding the exit.
So this is what having a girlfriend’s like
Only if you pay for everything at the end of the IKEA trip.
tfw no gf
Lmao shut up and go back to reddit
I'm not gonna lie these "i wish i have girlfriend" jokes are getting stale
@@K.Dayana People with girlfriends are getting stale.
OMG this is too much! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I-KEA-me to this store for years and it’s cool to see the puns on furniture! What a great IDEA, woops that was supposed to be IKEA!
I don't even like puns, but this had me laughing the whole time.
My favorite is where he cracks up after seeing kolon, he didn’t even have to make the joke.
I didn't get it though.
@@MasterJohnny007 Search up "colon"🤣
@@SatyamKumar-ts2jh I did. And? I still don't get it 🤷🏻♂️
@@SatyamKumar-ts2jh explains
@@MasterJohnny007 How do you still not get it?
Ladies, if he tortures you this much with horrible puns, he's a keeper.
look at his channel they actually got married (you can see the actuall proposal
And thats a Snapple fact
Hey whoa whoa, these aren’t bad puns
hey hey hey those puns are gold mate chillax
MY EX MUST BE PRETTY STUPID!
I have watched this video like 10 times and everytime , YT suggests me this video, I still click on it for re-watching.
The real reason his girlfriend is annoyed is that he was filming vertically.
and that's why you don't have one because you make an unoriginal joke
@@citrusangel9488 You're just jealous of my likes. 😎
lol, you're right
Bro, this video is from 2015. There was only vertical back then.
REDDIT MOMENT !1!!! :0
80% of those puns only work because of his Aussie accent - he's playing to his strengths and I see no problem with it.
Totally agree
if you lived with them you would fucking hate it
They’re not even puns, just a play on words.
KREATURE isn’t that what a pun is lmao
Hilton GT Yes, but not the way he’s saying them. Not all word play are puns.
She’s absolutely exhausted
This is how you pickup women in IKEA. 😍
We need a sequel: Guy annoys wife with puns at Ikea
no! wife annoys guy with puns at ikea
Or guy annoys kids with puns at ikea
@John Trevolter HSHAHAHAHA
guy annoys ex-girlfriend with puns at ikea
@@chriku8329 its impossible
If he doesn't propose to her with an Ikea pun, I'm suing
Edit: man ive been back and forth with the editing of how suing is spelt. You lot better make up ur mind 😭
might want to check his other videos
You've got 99 likes and 1 reply 😂😂
@@markshark6909 removed my like so it's back to 99
@@aboodtube3969 an absolute powermove
@@sanjivanidangle8469 lmao