5 Stages of IKEA furniture

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  • @UnArmedFilms4U
    @UnArmedFilms4U 2 роки тому +541

    Okay, the neighbor husband interaction has to be a staple in every vid now.

    • @jeniedwards5999
      @jeniedwards5999 2 роки тому +19

      I loved it! Home Improvement was one of my favorite shows growing up.

    • @haleyanne86
      @haleyanne86 2 роки тому +1

      @@jeniedwards5999 mine too

    • @stephenb5757
      @stephenb5757 2 роки тому +2

      Definitely the new Al Boreland

    • @stephenb5757
      @stephenb5757 2 роки тому +6

      I mean Wilson the new Wilson

    • @rachelgratias3123
      @rachelgratias3123 2 роки тому +7

      It reminded me of that show back in the day Home Improvement. When Tim Allen talk to mr. Wilson over the fence

  • @chocolatereigns
    @chocolatereigns 2 роки тому +199

    That "talking to the neighbor over the fence" segment gave me definite Home Improvement with Tim Allen vibes

    • @CosmoSinger1
      @CosmoSinger1 2 роки тому +3

      Right? Except Wilson was wise 😆

    • @OldJoeBlows
      @OldJoeBlows 2 роки тому +2

      I think we are showing our age. 😂🤣

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 10 місяців тому

      Hidey Ho Tim!

  • @mg8132
    @mg8132 2 роки тому +113

    Yeah my husband’s the opposite. He never throws away the instructions. Like things are built but he keeps the instructions forever and ever.

    • @SilverOilman
      @SilverOilman 2 роки тому +14

      Yes, I do need the instructions to that washing machine, I don't care that we sold it over 10 years ago! What if we get another one and it doesn't come with the instructions?!

    • @laurad3497
      @laurad3497 2 роки тому +12

      Mine is the same. And if we sell it, he makes sure to give the instructions with ❤️

    • @RogueSunflower
      @RogueSunflower 2 роки тому +8

      Don’t forget the box anything comes in as well

    • @milliethomas9984
      @milliethomas9984 2 роки тому +8

      My husband is both these things. Doesn't look at instructions but keeps it for an eternity 😂

    • @amymenjivar3489
      @amymenjivar3489 Рік тому

      You need em on the damn cribs to put the toddler bar on in 2 yrs

  • @sweetdreamzdreamcatchers8286
    @sweetdreamzdreamcatchers8286 2 роки тому +113

    Watering the pepper plants while wife's organizing, LOL!! That's the cherry on an already hilarious vid!!

  • @deannrobinson2031
    @deannrobinson2031 2 роки тому +214

    My Dad was a quiet man who rarely pulled pranks. When a car had some issue with the engine, instead of taking it to the shop he figured he could fix it with the help of Chiltons. Six months later he finally had it repaired. He had kept all the broken and worn out parts he'd replaced in a cardboard box. When he was showing Mom the car was up and running right again, he put the box in the backseat. "What's that?" "Oh, that's the stuff I couldn't figure out where it went so I figured I'd just keep it in the car for you so if it breaks again, you can just show the mechanic the box and maybe he can figure out what is wrong." Mom's face was priceless. 😂😂

  • @terriensberg5487
    @terriensberg5487 2 роки тому +40

    This kind of thing happened in my family when my first grandchild was born. Four people, three of them engineers, struggled to assemble an ikea crib, then it had to go upstairs and into another room. Good times!

    • @amymenjivar3489
      @amymenjivar3489 Рік тому +7

      I'm sure the engineers didn't look at the directions, either. "I don't care what the directions say, this part HAS to go first"...

  • @thesheq5023
    @thesheq5023 2 роки тому +86

    I modified an allen wrench so it fits into a drill. Best 30 minutes I’ve ever spent.

    • @buttertoast117
      @buttertoast117 2 роки тому +24

      They make those just fyi. Called hex bits. You know just in case you ever need a different size.

    • @thesheq5023
      @thesheq5023 2 роки тому +9

      @@buttertoast117 now ya tell me haha

  • @carsonstewart3467
    @carsonstewart3467 2 роки тому +68

    Stage 1 is always “I can make that myself” 😂😂

  • @tacojohns2426
    @tacojohns2426 2 роки тому +17

    “Wanna move to Mexico?”
    “...Yep!”

  • @bsktbllbrad9
    @bsktbllbrad9 2 роки тому +34

    This is too real! As a woodworker, I’m able to build one of these faster than I can assemble this. It’s the equivalent of a guitar player not being able to play the song on Guitar Hero level medium. Love the video, bro!

  • @FuquaRomeo
    @FuquaRomeo 2 роки тому +14

    Watering the pepper plants with the stolen hose was the best part.

  • @RachelChavez1002
    @RachelChavez1002 2 роки тому +24

    Plot twist: The baby doesn't even sleep in the crib 😂🤣🤣

    • @stacybroussard3097
      @stacybroussard3097 2 роки тому +2

      😲😯😳😅🤣😂🤣

    • @katelinnett9020
      @katelinnett9020 2 роки тому +1

      Yup. Hates it on sight...screams blue bloody murder the moment you put him in it.

  • @hollimuniz1980
    @hollimuniz1980 2 роки тому +46

    Love how in all of the building ones they throw away the instructions and then end up needing them

    • @DudeDad
      @DudeDad  2 роки тому +23

      I mean… I just needed them a little though…

    • @caststhrowsbladespews
      @caststhrowsbladespews 2 роки тому +1

      He's got a point..

    • @Caroline1261
      @Caroline1261 2 роки тому +5

      I could never put Ikea furniture together without the instructions!

    • @audiorage82407
      @audiorage82407 2 роки тому +4

      And never realizes the instructions are online so he always has to read around spaghetti sauce

    • @CruzSanchezRipa
      @CruzSanchezRipa Рік тому

      @@audiorage82407 And downloadable 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nyamadziva1
    @nyamadziva1 2 роки тому +33

    This was literally my hubby this weekend! Down to the exact crib…and the wrong room assembly 😒😒

  • @stephanienonyabeezwax1288
    @stephanienonyabeezwax1288 2 роки тому +29

    I’m thankful my husband kept the instructions when it came time to put the crib and dresser together lol 😂

  • @artfuldodger870
    @artfuldodger870 2 роки тому +48

    I put everything together since my husband will lose his mind doing it. Even the trashcan liner that's a bit snug. I put our sons crib together without any help. Girl power! Can totally relate to this. LOL!

    • @BlacksGodDaughter
      @BlacksGodDaughter 2 роки тому +2

      Same here and I definitely go through these stages! 😂

    • @chocolatereigns
      @chocolatereigns 2 роки тому +8

      Same, although I read the directions and usually don't have to take anything apart because I did it right the first time time! 😅

    • @katiesims3075
      @katiesims3075 2 роки тому +1

      My husband just takes too long to get to it. I’ll be asking him every day for 2 weeks before he actually does it 😒

    • @judyritland2471
      @judyritland2471 2 роки тому +4

      Same. It's much quicker to go step by step myself than to rescue my hubby from circling through two steps forward and three steps back, repeatedly!

    • @thiacari
      @thiacari 2 роки тому

      I assemble IKEA too and love it!
      .... unless when the parts don't really fit or something is missing or broken...

  • @cnewt00
    @cnewt00 10 місяців тому +1

    “Is that my hose?”
    “I think so. I got it out of your shed”
    That was my favorite line 😂😂😂

  • @m.elizabeth0302
    @m.elizabeth0302 2 роки тому +30

    I love the neighbor. Should have more of him in the videos.

  • @DudeDad
    @DudeDad  2 роки тому +4

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  • @sarahziegler8160
    @sarahziegler8160 2 роки тому +2

    My husband and I just watched this and my husband reacted to this like someone watching a football game! A lot of “oh nos, yup that’ll happens, aww I hate thats, and yes that’s it!” Lol

  • @beaurector352
    @beaurector352 2 роки тому +2

    That was a great conversation with the neighbor! I love it!

  • @dnvnmorris
    @dnvnmorris 2 роки тому +3

    As a guy who build furniture like this for a living I can say this is accurate building in the store, but add a couple more steps in between. Turn a screw help a customer, turn a screw help a customer. After 8 hrs it's finally built if it was a complex build. Display and secure it, and a few days later the district manager tells you to move it to the other side of dept and next week tells you to move it back. If your unlucky enough someone would sell said display and you have to do it all over again. Believe me it does not get easier because you had it built once before and you have to do it again.

  • @stephanielatta1892
    @stephanielatta1892 2 роки тому +11

    Oh my gosh the throwing away of the instructions!! My husband did that with the kids Christmas toys and hours later…… lol!!

  • @madgirl94
    @madgirl94 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you for all the laughs! Recently discovered your videos on Facebook and I so appreciate them!🤗 God bless you and your family 🧡

  • @connerjohnston1391
    @connerjohnston1391 2 роки тому +28

    They should make simpler furniture kits that require a drill to assemble. Symmetric pieces, 1 or 2 kinds of hardware only. Just put it together and drive the screws in simple.

    • @WaiferThyme
      @WaiferThyme 2 роки тому +4

      No word of a lie, my nephew took his crib apart when he was 18 mos old. His Mum went to get him up one morning , found him holding a screwdriver and sitting on parts of his crib.

    • @BlaineTog
      @BlaineTog 2 роки тому

      They make those. They even make fully-assembled furniture. It's just more expensive and more difficult to get home.

    • @cpassehl
      @cpassehl 2 роки тому

      Buy the Allen wrench adapter/bit for $5 at the hardware store. Most of their stuff uses the same size wrench anyway.

  • @karinka5658
    @karinka5658 2 роки тому +11

    I never understood how people have so much problems with ikea furniture. Just read the instructions and follow them. 📖👍Always works out perfect

    • @sweetcanada17
      @sweetcanada17 2 роки тому +2

      I agree. My husband and I love putting together IKEA furniture, and we always follow the instructions. It really does make it so much easier and seamless to do.

    • @toulcit
      @toulcit 2 роки тому +1

      Indeed, ego aside and rtfm 👍

    • @colleeneldracher5658
      @colleeneldracher5658 Рік тому

      Even I can put together IKEA furniture, lol. But that's about the extent of my carpentry skills!

  • @TokyoDreamer99
    @TokyoDreamer99 2 роки тому +7

    I had a client hire me to build ALOT OF IKEA FURNITURE. IMMEDIATELY bought a Allen key drill bit set. Set drill to 7 torque best 13 dollars ever spent.

  • @shannontidwell5724
    @shannontidwell5724 2 роки тому +6

    I loved this!! The wanna move to Mexico definitely sums up the feeling of frustration!!

  • @rajfam
    @rajfam 2 роки тому +16

    You think it’s finally done and then you’ve got it upside down and backwards! #throwingwrenches

    • @phantom1439
      @phantom1439 2 роки тому +1

      I don't know how many times I've done that. And I even look at the directions 🤦

    • @celianicoll7060
      @celianicoll7060 2 роки тому +1

      Bought a bike-in-a-box for my eldest for Christmas last year. Followed the instructions, got it upright, and looked at it. Something's wrong. I'd put the handlebars on backwards and upsidedown.

  • @robingray5037
    @robingray5037 2 роки тому +4

    I am an IKEA W#0r3. I loved the "Husbands of IKEA" video. This ought to be fun.

  • @maggierobertson2962
    @maggierobertson2962 2 роки тому +5

    Spoiler. They have Ikea in Mexico too.

  • @Tindome-ib6el
    @Tindome-ib6el 2 роки тому +5

    Haha,
    I will watc this, not before my ordered whole IKEA Kitchen is done.

  • @mikkimichele51014
    @mikkimichele51014 2 роки тому +3

    Yay!!! A new video for my Birthday 🎉

  • @Oneblessedhome
    @Oneblessedhome 2 роки тому +6

    Can totally relate to this ! I built my daughters play kitchen from ikea and when it came time for my husband to move it to my daughter's room he was Like
    "Why is it so flimsy?" And "where are the rest of the screws?"
    I gave him a baggie of the rest of the screws and he started to laugh!! 😆

  • @heavymetalweld805
    @heavymetalweld805 2 роки тому +5

    I was waiting for when you go to the garage and get the proper tools.

  • @lindsaykarashay3648
    @lindsaykarashay3648 2 роки тому

    This is my favorite video that you've done. So true, and love the neighbor interaction! 😂

  • @jbrnds
    @jbrnds 2 роки тому +6

    Okay I notice a problem. Not following instructions and use a microscope how to orient the nanometre-scale drawn hole orientations on the objectively similar pieces. Only after the tenth time your wife points out that there are actually different hole patterns you start to see it (sometimes). Its like the blue or gold dress.

  • @queenie5891
    @queenie5891 2 роки тому

    Hey guys! Love the videos! I received my t-shirt today! Love it! Great color, fit and quality. As funny as this sounds.....it smells good too! Keep up the awesomeness! 🥰

  • @abigailtarpley
    @abigailtarpley 2 роки тому

    I love dude dad!!! keep it goin dude!!! hahah

  • @pammiasmr9068
    @pammiasmr9068 2 роки тому +4

    Oh yeah this will be goods!

  • @robingray5037
    @robingray5037 2 роки тому +16

    Taylor, never throw away the pictorial instructions. I guess that's a thing with men? Anytime I have to build an IKEA piece with my sweetie, I'm always telling him, "dude, wait, look at the pictures. Says a thousand words. And keeps me from yelling at you."
    Hope the crib works well for your family!

    • @DudeDad
      @DudeDad  2 роки тому +13

      We don’t need them! For the most part

    • @robingray5037
      @robingray5037 2 роки тому

      @@DudeDad 😹

    • @tjk200081
      @tjk200081 2 роки тому

      @@DudeDad 😂

  • @JYYB
    @JYYB 2 роки тому +2

    This is SO me!!!!! Hahahahaa
    My husband reads instructions and is patient and takes his time, while I go through all the stages 😭🤣

  • @steverempel8584
    @steverempel8584 2 роки тому

    Ikea furniture is actually easy.
    Step 1) Carefully open the box making sure not to accidentally scratch anything with an exacto knife by accident.
    2) Carefully lay out all the pieces, making sure not to loose any of the screws, and if you are prudent, count all the screws to make sure you have them all, but I don't find that last part necessary.
    3) Correctly identify which screws belong to which label/letter, keeping in mind that the screw head, thread, and length can all vary, and are all important.
    4) Clear out enough room to properly assemble the thing, and put it in place, without scratching it or knocking anything down.
    5) Build it in peace, and harmony. Using the instructions of course.
    Strength in building furniture comes first in having the Humility, and Intelligence, to use, and understand, the directions. Critically making sure all the holes line up, and make sure your piece is oriented the correct direction.
    It comes second in being able to put something together without instructions, but only if they are not available.

  • @ryanc8188
    @ryanc8188 2 роки тому +4

    When the instructions say takes 90 minutes to assemble.
    Meh I can do it in 30!!
    2 hours later...
    Honey!!! We're gonna need another bed!!

  • @davidd6759
    @davidd6759 2 роки тому +1

    My stages are yelling curse words - vowing to invade Sweden - walking away for three hours - then finishing it when the wife yells to get it out of the living room.....

  • @TandD1w
    @TandD1w 2 роки тому

    Your neighbor Wilson had us rolling!!! Best scene ever!

  • @Azia222
    @Azia222 2 роки тому +3

    When putting together ikea furniture the most important thing-follow instruction, second- you cant do it alone :D been there, done that 🤣

  • @stronghold0729
    @stronghold0729 2 роки тому

    Epic video!! Love it 🤣🤣

  • @agrayer7104
    @agrayer7104 2 роки тому +5

    I generally just add a full days labor to the cost of ikea furniture.

  • @UrWorstFailure
    @UrWorstFailure 2 роки тому

    “Yeah I think so. I got it out of your shed” had me dying.

  • @daveknott4563
    @daveknott4563 2 роки тому

    LOL if there was no mention of her headache here...I'm certain you actually have one. Neighboor, hopefully he will return the hose, not until its frozen I bet. Loved this one keep it up.

  • @kendrawallace2488
    @kendrawallace2488 2 роки тому

    DJ in as many videos as possible moving forward, please 👍so funny when Taylor teams up with him onscreen.

  • @juzoli
    @juzoli 2 роки тому +31

    I’m pretty sure that whoever has issues with assembling IKEA furniture, didn’t really play LEGO as a kid…

    • @BlaineTog
      @BlaineTog 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah like I get he's doing a bit but Ikea is the gold standard of easy-to-assemble cheap-but-still-decent furniture. You ever tried to put together a kitchen hutch from Christmas Tree Shops? I still get flashbacks about that. *shudders*

  • @leahc9723
    @leahc9723 2 роки тому +1

    Got my crib at Walmart for like $80 15 years ago. Was super simple to put together. Really didn't need instructions. Now they have some really nice pack n play type cribs. I would've probably used one of those if they'd been nicer at that time. No assembly really needed. Just unfold it.

  • @courtneyfetterman5193
    @courtneyfetterman5193 2 роки тому

    Hilarious!!! Love the guy with the hose!!

  • @melschevelle
    @melschevelle 2 роки тому

    This is a great one!!!!

  • @cddagr
    @cddagr 2 роки тому

    😂😂 nailed it!!!

  • @rolebo1
    @rolebo1 2 роки тому +1

    Ah, yes, I see what you did wrong here. You see building Ikea furniture as construction. Whilst in reality it is actually adult LEGO. You don't throw away the instructions on a LEGO set, do you? Of course not.

  • @RogueNeighShun
    @RogueNeighShun 2 роки тому +2

    So relatable! Just put together a couple Omars..

  • @kaylawiggin5079
    @kaylawiggin5079 2 роки тому

    Ok I nearly peed my pants seeing the neighbor watering the plants. There didn't need to be any interaction at all hahaha

  • @GradKat
    @GradKat 2 роки тому +3

    The joke is - IKEA instructions are great!

  • @shariberry3123
    @shariberry3123 Місяць тому

    My son graduated from UT Austin. Every year before summer break, when all the students move out of their apartments, I would drive around and see the corpses of dead Ikea furniture littering the outside around every trash receptacle in town.

  • @codymcclellan8790
    @codymcclellan8790 2 роки тому +1

    The meltdown with the impact and deck screws triggered me a bit… I feel attacked.

  • @sheherhers415
    @sheherhers415 2 роки тому

    I love y’all…and the neighbor. Well he’s a whole mood. More of him

  • @regwirth3004
    @regwirth3004 2 роки тому +1

    After assembling many a piece from IKEA , I've come to the conclusion that all their engineers are left handed.

  • @thegreatpacoasters3134
    @thegreatpacoasters3134 2 роки тому

    This is definitely one of your best the whole neighbor thing has me dying 😂

  • @stevemoore5053
    @stevemoore5053 2 роки тому

    Y'all hit the nail on the head.🔨🔨🔨

  • @peggywoods4327
    @peggywoods4327 2 роки тому +2

    Yeah the break step should be in the instructions. Or ikea should include a couple beers with every kit...

  • @wandafull12
    @wandafull12 2 роки тому

    Spot on! 😂

  • @everythingbostons203
    @everythingbostons203 2 роки тому

    I felt this !!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @stephaniejaniczekssmugglerscan
    @stephaniejaniczekssmugglerscan 2 роки тому

    Ok I cant stop laughing. That was better than any sitcom

  • @Char1ynn
    @Char1ynn 2 роки тому

    Every vid you make a wife joke that I 100% relate to

  • @pammiasmr9068
    @pammiasmr9068 2 роки тому +4

    Sometimes we all gotta' water the pepper plants. BTW did she call you Tay?

  • @mikkimichele51014
    @mikkimichele51014 2 роки тому +1

    Hysterical and Accurate!!!!

  • @ggumfory
    @ggumfory 2 роки тому

    1:20 This is TOTALLY me!!!

  • @craiglist308
    @craiglist308 2 роки тому

    on those little allen wrenches... they little side can be cut off or grinded off then the long side fits in an impact drill.... strip out everything... boom!

  • @happyandblessed5640
    @happyandblessed5640 2 роки тому

    My hubby did exactly this.
    You guys are spot on. 👌

  • @AngeliqueStevens
    @AngeliqueStevens Рік тому

    This is why I am the designated Ikea assembly person. My daughter even called me for help with her MALM dresser. 🤣 Thank God for video chat!

  • @GJI1024
    @GJI1024 2 роки тому

    “I think so. I got it out of your shed.” 😂

  • @hellhound1389
    @hellhound1389 2 роки тому +1

    I get flak for always reading the instructions but I get it together without any problems and quickly.

  • @thebakermaker1500
    @thebakermaker1500 2 роки тому +1

    I love putting together Ikea furniture!

  • @dschneider48
    @dschneider48 2 роки тому

    Love it!

  • @MommaSkelly
    @MommaSkelly 2 роки тому +1

    Hope you get your bedroom back.
    Got a 4 and a 1.5 year old, still ain't got ours back completely lol.

  • @ceelee4687
    @ceelee4687 2 роки тому +1

    🤣 Aw precious baby 💟

  • @maddizen3001
    @maddizen3001 2 роки тому +1

    I’m Swedish and I love assembling IKEA furnitures 🙈😅

  • @DeliahAyala.2.14.91.
    @DeliahAyala.2.14.91. 4 місяці тому

    I HOWLED with laughter 🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @Jenny-gi3cd
    @Jenny-gi3cd 2 роки тому

    This is the new and way improved Home Improvement. With Wilson.

  • @kimyoung1093
    @kimyoung1093 2 роки тому

    Otto is sooo adorable

  • @macethorns1168
    @macethorns1168 2 роки тому +19

    Every piece should have a QR code that points to the instructions online.

  • @royalboots0109
    @royalboots0109 2 роки тому

    Who was that neighbor dude? He was a trip! LOL! 😂

  • @ag9422
    @ag9422 2 роки тому

    🤣👍 Spot-On!!

  • @David-mg2ri
    @David-mg2ri 2 роки тому

    I love it, SO true!!!

  • @rajfam
    @rajfam 2 роки тому

    Ngl I have totally been there!! So relatable!

  • @cassidystraub4509
    @cassidystraub4509 2 роки тому

    My dad. Gets so aggressive. With deck screws 😂😂😂😂 I totally get it

  • @80bbygrl
    @80bbygrl 2 роки тому

    Your channel has not been put on my feed at all in quite a while, I'm not going to lie, I totally forgot to keep watching your videos because they weren't showing up on my UA-cam feed.

  • @pdunn6678
    @pdunn6678 2 роки тому +1

    A gear wrench with an allen bit works perfectly for those little holes

  • @dawnsutherland3461
    @dawnsutherland3461 2 роки тому

    Loved it.

  • @kj7792
    @kj7792 2 роки тому

    Finally, I was waiting for the drill to be busted out😎

  • @jefferydebbink282
    @jefferydebbink282 2 роки тому

    Too coincidental😆. I’m having a new bed frame from IKEA delivered to my place today!

  • @DarthShields666
    @DarthShields666 2 роки тому

    Beautiful home!