My Wife At Target 🛒

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  • Опубліковано 1 тра 2023
  • We're only here for 3 things... oh this is fun! #target #comedy #marriedlife
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    Thanks for being here! We’re Kim and Penn Holderness of The Holderness Family. We create original music, song parodies, and skits to poke fun of ourselves, the world we live in, and (hopefully) make you laugh.
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    MY WIFE AT TARGET
    Written by Penn Holderness, Kim Holderness
    Produced by Kim Holderness, Ann Marie Taepke, Sam Pressman
    Edited by Penn Holderness, Sam Pressman
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  • @patriciadurham643
    @patriciadurham643 Рік тому +816

    I love that Kim is laughing and when Penn picked up a book, she said, I have that quietly!!!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @holdernessfamilylaughs
      @holdernessfamilylaughs  Рік тому +93

      I have most of them 😂

    • @dayvraezer6346
      @dayvraezer6346 Рік тому +11

      I am actually using the phone thing as a table stand. Great accessibility item👩‍🦽

    • @patriciadurham643
      @patriciadurham643 Рік тому +4

      @@dayvraezer6346 I may have to check it out for my husband, he’s in a wheelchair too! Thank you for the idea! I’m always using household items for him that are usually used for something else.

    • @trebmaster
      @trebmaster Рік тому +10

      @@holdernessfamilylaughs Will there be a future video showing your glorious book pile? errr... collection? :D

    • @dayvraezer6346
      @dayvraezer6346 Рік тому +2

      I love my phone stand .​@@holdernessfamilylaughs

  • @smileycindy
    @smileycindy Рік тому +110

    "Can you believe they're selling Cocaine Bear? So inappropriate. Ooh, Magic Mike!" LOL! 😂
    I'll never tire of the videos where Penn impersonates Kim - especially with Kim giggling in the background!

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Рік тому +573

    Once again, the laughter from the other side of the camera absolutely makes these videos! 😂🤣🎥

    • @holdernessfamilylaughs
      @holdernessfamilylaughs  Рік тому +50

      I really try to hold it in.

    • @mikimisteinberg4016
      @mikimisteinberg4016 Рік тому +14

      ​@@holdernessfamilylaughs
      I was going to say the same thing as the comment above!
      Kim giggling/trying to hold back her laughs...

    • @tracystocks3832
      @tracystocks3832 Рік тому +14

      I so much agree with your thoughts on this video....Penn is Hilarious but what's even better is his wife and her giggling behind the camera😂

    • @trebmaster
      @trebmaster Рік тому +3

      @@holdernessfamilylaughs they're very girly giggles too! :P

    • @queenoftheecouch-alysad7002
      @queenoftheecouch-alysad7002 Рік тому +2

      Hilarious 😊

  • @imjuliewaters
    @imjuliewaters Рік тому +119

    I loved the whole video, but the montage of Penn saying "oh this is fun" over and over in the different aisles had me dying. 😂

  • @MissGloria95
    @MissGloria95 Рік тому +32

    “These throw pillows are so affordable right now, we could get these we just have to repaint the walls” 😂

  • @Kait2478
    @Kait2478 Рік тому +92

    Penn's ability to perfectly recreate the sounds of a breast pump had me in stitches 😂

    • @shell7142
      @shell7142 Рік тому +7

      Exactly!!!😂 he must remember that noise so well because I know I couldn’t off the top of my head!

    • @LovecraftianGodsKiller
      @LovecraftianGodsKiller 3 місяці тому +1

      I've never even heard a breast pump (I'm not even married yet) and when saw the machines I was like "Yeah, I can see those sounding like that."
      It still made laugh.

  • @CarinaPiersay
    @CarinaPiersay Рік тому +125

    When Penn said “We don’t have kids” and Kim said “We DO have kids” she snorted when she was laughing! Genuine snorted!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kristinafrentz302
      @kristinafrentz302 Рік тому +2

      I know that was the best. I was on the floor with that commennt.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eddiemarlin1129
    @eddiemarlin1129 Рік тому +251

    I would ask for a Kim reaction video to this, similar to how Dude Dad does it, but I think Kim giggling in the background is actually better 😂

    • @SENSEF
      @SENSEF Рік тому +8

      I agree! It's like the video + reaction all rolled into one!

  • @kollyblair3928
    @kollyblair3928 Рік тому +259

    I seriously want interviews with the Target employees when they see y’all come in!! Or even customers!!

    • @holdernessfamilylaughs
      @holdernessfamilylaughs  Рік тому +38

      😬

    • @jesusgaud8
      @jesusgaud8 Рік тому +12

      Hahaha so true… since the store seemed kind of empty, I’m guessing the Target was closed for taping?

    • @SENSEF
      @SENSEF Рік тому +21

      ​@@jesusgaud8 I don't think they have closed store privileges. But they are self employed so they can go at times when the store isn't as busy.

    • @kaitlynschmidt7166
      @kaitlynschmidt7166 Рік тому +4

      I am a target employee, I honestly have no clue what I would say to this.

  • @teresahuntoon3535
    @teresahuntoon3535 Рік тому +145

    I can't take my husband to Target at all. He will ask what is on the list before we go in and then constantly say "that is NOT on the list" when I try to stop and look at other things! 🤣 Loved Kim's giggles behind the camera.

    • @holdernessfamilylaughs
      @holdernessfamilylaughs  Рік тому +33

      You are correct. Typically I like to fly solo

    • @linuxsurfer2002
      @linuxsurfer2002 Рік тому +5

      The list exists for a reason!

    • @teresahuntoon3535
      @teresahuntoon3535 Рік тому +13

      @@linuxsurfer2002 The reason is an excuse to go to Target!! 😂

    • @KevinWebb
      @KevinWebb Рік тому +1

      @@teresahuntoon3535 🤦‍♂

    • @nysunflower9439
      @nysunflower9439 Рік тому +13

      Usually I say that any woman who takes her husband shopping is a newbie. Ok, amateur. I saw a woman in Homegoods trying to talk her husband into buying a bedding set and he said it was far to expensive and walked away. She looked at me and said “ Why did I bring him?” I replied, “How long have you been married? Cause that was a rookie mistake.” 😂

  • @divatemple2245
    @divatemple2245 Рік тому +95

    I definitely just bought one of those journals from Target this morning (the one that Lola would write in 😂). It was only $8. Only $8 to change my personality, fundamentally. 😂😂😂

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ Рік тому +43

    The best part of this video is Kim's laughing as she recognizes herself, knowing Penn is not exagerating.

  • @bdbear10
    @bdbear10 Рік тому +33

    The fact that Penn can keep a straight face when he says these things... LOL

  • @happymom149
    @happymom149 Рік тому +211

    Penn walking into the clothes rack in the bloopers is me when I see cute things. My mystery bruises all make sense

    • @holdernessfamilylaughs
      @holdernessfamilylaughs  Рік тому +44

      ANd then I totally forget what I did to earn the bruise

    • @happymom149
      @happymom149 Рік тому +12

      @@holdernessfamilylaughs exactly!

    • @Tambryl
      @Tambryl Рік тому +3

      So glad it's not just me, lol

  • @tracymeisinger6093
    @tracymeisinger6093 Рік тому +12

    "We DO have kids." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mschelle6028
    @mschelle6028 Рік тому +19

    As a Target team member I have to say that this video is so spot on. The husbands crack me up looking like they wish they were in HomeDepot🤣🤣🤣. This was sooo funny and cute. Thank you. Let me know if I can help you find something 😉

  • @kurthanke5788
    @kurthanke5788 Рік тому +120

    Kim probably laughs so much, due to the fact, that Penn has her mannerism's nailed down

  • @cheyennemundy9681
    @cheyennemundy9681 Рік тому +87

    "I Beleaf this is going in my cart"!!!! 😂😂😂😂 But seriously, that is so cute, putting it in my online Target shopping cart! I need more Target videos. Penn gives great shopping list inspiration!

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Рік тому

      Target: shoot, they found and pointed out our bad coffee cup error!!!! Cancel!

    • @piiinkDeluxe
      @piiinkDeluxe Рік тому

      They should get adversement money then lol

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles Рік тому +19

    I was today years old when I discovered that red wine burns coming out of your nose
    🤣

  • @HeavenlyMe1111
    @HeavenlyMe1111 Рік тому +62

    ❤ I bet you didn’t even have to script this one 😂😂

    • @holdernessfamilylaughs
      @holdernessfamilylaughs  Рік тому +31

      We really didn't.

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 Рік тому +5

      Makes for a pretty easy shoot and a very fun video. You didn't even have to edit out giggles from the cameraperson which were part of what made this one hilarious. 😉

    • @trebmaster
      @trebmaster Рік тому +9

      @@holdernessfamilylaughs You and Penn could probably do "Whose Line" style impromptu on point if you were caffeinated enough.

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 Рік тому +1

      @@trebmaster That would be amazing.

  • @kiragarvie
    @kiragarvie Рік тому +36

    This is amazing. My boyfriend and I have a system - we go into target, he leaves me alone while he gets whats on the list, and I wander 🤣

    • @shoshanaeri8035
      @shoshanaeri8035 Рік тому +8

      sounds like a great system😄

    • @654ujala
      @654ujala Рік тому +2

      Haha…my husband and I do the same. He buys all the necessities, I wander anround and then I meet him at the checkout and add my “I want to try this” stuff to the cart.

    • @prncessbaby16
      @prncessbaby16 Рік тому +3

      My husband just went to the grocery store without me just now because I guess he didn't want to be there 2 hrs for 3 items 😂😂😂😂

    • @Clearbluesky771
      @Clearbluesky771 11 місяців тому +1

      Perfect

  • @LynnsLaunderette
    @LynnsLaunderette Рік тому +16

    @Holderness Family Laughs He still makes you laugh after all these years….. that is everything! ❤

  • @sarah-phillips
    @sarah-phillips Рік тому +31

    The cross body bag, oh my word, I love it. And “Cocaine Bear” is a cinematic masterpiece. It will fundamentally change your personality.

  • @rksnj6797
    @rksnj6797 Рік тому +13

    I love Penn's face when Kim said "This here was an exaggeration"!

  • @wendywendy8379
    @wendywendy8379 Рік тому +14

    No more Target now. Lost 9 billion in one week!

  • @katiesoderling3596
    @katiesoderling3596 Рік тому +33

    The very accurate sound effects for the breast pump had me dying 😂 and cringing 😖😂

  • @ambabamba7271
    @ambabamba7271 Рік тому +8

    “I know we don’t have kids.”
    “We DO have kids.”
    “Oh, sorry we DO have kids.”
    👆BEST part!😂😂😂

  • @hilarymckillip4395
    @hilarymckillip4395 Рік тому +14

    When Penn was holding the board books and said "I see a lot of strollers, can we just toss them in?" And the "this is fun!" montage 😂

  • @audreylgc3372
    @audreylgc3372 Рік тому +17

    Loved the section about the baby clothes and Penn cradling the baby onesies. I love hearing Kim laugh in the background.

    • @homethatilove4595
      @homethatilove4595 11 місяців тому

      I totally love Penn smelled the tiny clothes; fills my senses & emotions, just not my arms🤱🏻

  • @dandeliondreamer3365
    @dandeliondreamer3365 Рік тому +14

    This was an exaggeration “sort of” for me too Kim! Target is def somewhere between my happy place and a black hole where I lose track of all sense of time and shopping lists 😂

  • @joyannwesson
    @joyannwesson Рік тому +19

    😂 Kim is the best. Little laugh and her 2 cents behind the camera.

  • @neals8752
    @neals8752 Рік тому +52

    I still think Kim vs the list was funnier because of Penns mad play by play skills, but Kim laughing and making comments made it a close call. Amazing that you can do two videos on this and both were funny. Also, totally with Penn on 'we dont have kids'. If your kids aren't age appropriate for that item, they don't exist in that moment. 😂

  • @catboxcleaner3532
    @catboxcleaner3532 Рік тому +2

    “This is an exaggeration.” -Is it, though?
    So good! We adore your videos, Holderness Family. Thank you for sharing your talents.

  • @barbarahasenauer2630
    @barbarahasenauer2630 Рік тому +53

    Absolutely love this one... you were my wake-up smile this morning

  • @darrylkraatz1482
    @darrylkraatz1482 Рік тому +4

    I love when Penn imitates Kim! By her laughter I think she does too! Thanks for not taking yourselves too seriously and giving us the laughs. We need a few more people in this world who can laugh at themselves !

  • @amandameyer-smith5452
    @amandameyer-smith5452 Рік тому +6

    Every spring I say something along the lines of "this is the year I'm going to be a great gardener" lol

  • @tjturner3916
    @tjturner3916 Рік тому +22

    Their marriage is such goals. That's love, guys. That's what real, lasting love looks like. 💖

  • @bartleyburk2042
    @bartleyburk2042 Рік тому +9

    Haven’t shopped at Target for years. Think I will continue to stay away.

  • @kimichan5
    @kimichan5 Рік тому +2

    Oh my gosh the “we do have kids” part just send me over the edge! 😂😂😂 so funny!! Mostly because it’s pretty accurate 😂 we all do this!

  • @robylove9190
    @robylove9190 Рік тому +76

    I know we don't have kids but... We do have kids! Y'all are too funny ❤

    • @holdernessfamilylaughs
      @holdernessfamilylaughs  Рік тому +43

      It turns out those people living in our house are our children!

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 Рік тому +7

      Looks like it's time to convince the kids to be in another video so can can remember their faces! 😂

    • @seewhatlove
      @seewhatlove Рік тому +6

      Hard to remember that they're kids when they're as tall as you.

    • @homethatilove4595
      @homethatilove4595 11 місяців тому

      I know you only missed the adjective: "little" before children

  • @peace4102
    @peace4102 Рік тому +1

    “This one is going too fundamentally change my personality”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Coconuthead85
    @Coconuthead85 Рік тому +7

    Laughing so hard with them. I am so relatable to 2:24 on journal or stationeries. On a bad day, you betcha to find me there ‘browsing’

  • @kimberlyblake8705
    @kimberlyblake8705 Рік тому +3

    🤣 Penn "We don't have kids"

  • @BizzayLady
    @BizzayLady Рік тому +14

    Relatable AF. Target knows how to get us women hooked in.

  • @livingworkingoutsidebox
    @livingworkingoutsidebox Рік тому +28

    My wife thought that neck cell phone holder was a good idea too😮😅😂 it sits in the "abandoned" corner of the home office.

    • @holdernessfamilylaughs
      @holdernessfamilylaughs  Рік тому +11

      Bahaha I have a feeling ours will be the same.

    • @MorganMcRory
      @MorganMcRory Рік тому +1

      My mom has one too! Always trying to resurrect it and it still never really makes sense.

  • @taylorhoward8896
    @taylorhoward8896 Рік тому +7

    I died at the breast pump simulation! That vacuum sound is in my husband's nightmares.

  • @jenniferriske1328
    @jenniferriske1328 Рік тому +4

    I love when Penn acts like Kim with his water bottle and little crossbody bag. Its so funny.

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Рік тому +1

    Plweaseeeee, I lost it at the journals. They help man they help 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theresaearly7235
    @theresaearly7235 Рік тому +4

    So hilarious. Penn’s mannerisms just crack me up!

  • @hannahkroon5233
    @hannahkroon5233 Рік тому +4

    So funny! And the giggle in the background has intonation... You can absolutely hear when the nail is hit on the head!

  • @technicolordreamer
    @technicolordreamer Рік тому +1

    "Colonel Mustard is a Zaddy."😂

  • @RJ-mw2gw
    @RJ-mw2gw Рік тому +14

    Penn actually picked up some cute items, I may to make a Target Run!

  • @paulaapplen8603
    @paulaapplen8603 Рік тому +8

    Omg the journals, self help books, and water bottles I can SO relate to!!

  • @michaelutell2750
    @michaelutell2750 Рік тому +1

    Best part about these videos is Kim laughing her butt off in the background - every so often, you just need to laugh at yourself, the things that you do and the words that you say because even though some people may not understand or get them, those are the things that make you uniquely "YOU" and when you have someone who can laugh at them with you and still love you for who you are - even better.

  • @cece624
    @cece624 Рік тому +5

    OMG! Loved the section about the pillows! In my down-sized retiree life, I have an abundance of pillows (many from Target). Don’t need more, but still browse the pillow displays. 😂

  • @WonderfulWorldOfWendy
    @WonderfulWorldOfWendy Рік тому +2

    OMG.. "we have kids?" LMAO

  • @patriciasalem3606
    @patriciasalem3606 Рік тому +7

    This was the laugh I needed this morning. Thank you! I'm sharing this with my sister, who like me, also believes many $8 Target purchases will fundamentally change her personality. You gotta try, right?

  • @hariseldon2450
    @hariseldon2450 Рік тому +2

    "I know we don't have kids" 😁
    I'm sure Lola and Penn Charles is going to make you pay for that sentence!

  • @jeffweed3947
    @jeffweed3947 Рік тому +3

    The "I know we don't have kids" sequence is priceless!

  • @raymondlussier3920
    @raymondlussier3920 Рік тому +4

    Penn does such a great impression of Kim.

  • @el2751
    @el2751 Рік тому

    “Fundamentally changes everything”😂 I can’t

  • @monicasharp4270
    @monicasharp4270 Рік тому +1

    The way I actually just bought that intention journal…along with two other blank journals. 😂

  • @suzannadannaTARDIS
    @suzannadannaTARDIS Рік тому +8

    Kim laughing in the background makes this video.

  • @Winterseve86
    @Winterseve86 Рік тому +2

    I practically cried laughing. Thank you😂

  • @Do.Your.Best.345
    @Do.Your.Best.345 Рік тому +1

    "...and it fundamentally changes your personality...and your wellbeing"
    😂😂

  • @kristinanoall
    @kristinanoall Рік тому +3

    Penn imitating the breast pump sounds!! 😆 I’m rocking my baby to sleep, so I had to silence my belly laugh!

  • @ghiaferrari7585
    @ghiaferrari7585 Рік тому +7

    Target to Tuckit. Boycott 🎯

  • @nda7154
    @nda7154 Рік тому +4

    I love these role changing videos with Kim laughing behind the camera 🤣🤣🤣

  • @karonfrench1012
    @karonfrench1012 Рік тому +1

    That was absolutely hilarious! Spot on! 👍😂😂😂

  • @Hopespringseternal
    @Hopespringseternal Рік тому +4

    Lol This is why I stopped shopping at Target! It makes you want to buy everything you don’t need! Hilarious 😂

  • @HeatherMajors
    @HeatherMajors Рік тому +2

    LOVE the journals, I have so many as notebooks for different things. I so relate to Kim.

  • @ileneahrens8741
    @ileneahrens8741 Рік тому

    The water bottles are getting along, cracked me up.

  • @Cre8ivtouch
    @Cre8ivtouch Рік тому +1

    I'm so glad to find out that water bottles can or cannot get along with each other, thank you for the 🤣🤣!

  • @iabbervocium
    @iabbervocium Рік тому +3

    Oof, as soon as he picked up that vintage watering can.... I literally just bought that exact one last weekend 🙃

  • @Schutzhundfun
    @Schutzhundfun Рік тому +5

    Have to comment that I feel the whole journal situation. I have an embarrassing number of blank journals, because I love them, buy them and then can't stand to write in them and ruin them. My son gifts me journals, even though he knows they will go on a beloved shelf and never be written in.

  • @carolc8311
    @carolc8311 Рік тому +2

    Please please keep making these videos! Penn is amazing at this and Kim snorting laughing is priceless ❤

  • @maryroberts589
    @maryroberts589 Рік тому +5

    Kim is the star of this video even though she isn't on screen!!

  • @IceNixie0102
    @IceNixie0102 Рік тому

    "oooh Magic Mike three film collection"
    I LOST MY SHIT and then realized Kim is cracking up too.

  • @rachelundercoffer7120
    @rachelundercoffer7120 Рік тому +2

    Thank you for showing me that a Super Target existed, I had NO idea! We don’t have those here! Love seeing you two imitate one another, so glad to see how much fun you have making these videos for us! And no one walks out of a Target with only the items on their list…

  • @theinvisibleswordsman1196
    @theinvisibleswordsman1196 Рік тому +10

    You guys are so adorkable ❤

    • @trebmaster
      @trebmaster Рік тому +1

      That is a very good word to invent to describe this!

  • @lolgriffin3243
    @lolgriffin3243 Рік тому +20

    Hopefully she's not shopping at target anymore.

  • @MN-eo4ue
    @MN-eo4ue Рік тому

    “I don’t smell them….psycho” lol😂😂😅

  • @g-man8031
    @g-man8031 Рік тому +1

    That part of forgetting to get what you actually went to Target for is so true. lol

  • @paulam3988
    @paulam3988 Рік тому +2

    My husband appreciates my love of Target and that I need a break from life for a while. Plus it helps when I bring home the biggest container of caramel cashew trail mix (a little bribery never hurts 😂).

  • @LifeWitho_livia
    @LifeWitho_livia Рік тому

    Frivolous frivolities! Lol best line ever

  • @ChrissyBeTalking
    @ChrissyBeTalking Рік тому +1

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this. Journals are important.

  • @megang.2310
    @megang.2310 Рік тому +1

    He did that perfectly!😂❤

  • @IAmJustR
    @IAmJustR Рік тому

    "We are not buying frivolous frivolities" 😂😂
    I need to go to Target.

  • @linuxsurfer2002
    @linuxsurfer2002 Рік тому +3

    Penn sounds EXACTLY like Kim (based on other videos). Great one guys!

  • @michellemunn7959
    @michellemunn7959 Рік тому +1

    I may have to get a journal now. But u also need the perfect set of colored pens to journal with as well for the different emotions u feel

  • @judithmitchell4667
    @judithmitchell4667 Рік тому +7

    I really needed this today. You started my day out right. Have you been stalking me in Target? All of "Kim's" purchase reasoning seemed right on "target" to me. Have a wonderful day guys. Blessings - Judith 🎭🎵

  • @chadbaxter5578
    @chadbaxter5578 Рік тому +5

    That neck phone thing has been around for years! My youngest kiddo got me that for Father’s Day around 4 years ago. Never used it around my neck. Just made it like a tripod and would use it that way. Lol. The world is odd!

  • @airypersiflage
    @airypersiflage Місяць тому

    y'all KILL me. too accurate

  • @shariharm8710
    @shariharm8710 Рік тому +2

    Kim laughing in the background was the best

  • @83lulube
    @83lulube Рік тому +1

    The notebooks, that's me with my adhd brain 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @catboxcleaner3532
    @catboxcleaner3532 Рік тому +1

    The end bloopers are so fire.

  • @charitys.3862
    @charitys.3862 Рік тому +8

    This is so totally exaggerated...I'm sure, Right Kim!!

  • @LillianHenegar
    @LillianHenegar Рік тому +3

    I belly laughed my way through this video. I so feel you, Kim. I currently live most of the time in British Columbia and there are no Targets. I tell people I'm embarrassed to admit that Target is one of the things I miss most!

  • @amberyoung4425
    @amberyoung4425 Рік тому +2

    This is absolutely me😂😂 y'all crack me up!

  • @demeraragold4644
    @demeraragold4644 Рік тому

    "Fundamentally change 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣