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Things CaptainSauce might want to know:
-The priest cancels out cupids power
-The balloon arrow can slow a cannonball
-The Ice giant will always be the first troop attacked in a group of units
-The fan bearer DOES do damage(a tiny amount)
-The skeleton warrior's "fear" ability does not affect the cheerleader
-Berzerker doesn't take damage when he charges
-The shogun can deflect better than the samurai
-Units fly in slow motion if you freeze them first
-Minotaur will "walk" in the air if you hit him with a balloon arrow
-Hwacha can stop the catapults boulders
-If any unit walks into a group of cheerleader's they take damage
Thank you to Lisa Garland, NG XING CHE -, Shenron Omega and Gacug Gamer for adding:
-Sensei(ninja master) is very strong against horses
-The ice archer does 0 damage, But when the unit it frozen it instantly dies(this can be exploited so that when the invincible unit glitch is on it can still kill other units)
-A telephone poll can also stop a Boulder(Im not totally sure about this one)
-The water in the pirate map is the only one that does not do damage, clarification by ethan doan: the water does damage, but you have to be deep in it (Won’t damage a unit if it is at it’s lower body, but will if it’s head is in engulfed)
Like so cap can see
@JASON BADLIA No it doesn't.
if any unit wanders into a group of priests it will get damaged as well
well, captainsauce may only need to RE-learn all of these
Did you watch the video?
I know you got this info from 32 things you didn't know about TABS from serqiuHellDragoon. But I don't blame you I watch his videos a lot too
"12 Days of Christmas Remix"
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love didn't come for me...
12 yarls shouting, 11 cupids loving, 10 hobbits shrinking, 9 cannons bowling, 8 um... NEXT! 7 jousters running (?), 6 jades swinging, 5 shouters blowing, 4 is not responding, 3 haybalers bailing, 2 tanks spining, and a bard as a sacrafice for Him.
All credit goes to the inspirer of this army: picipec
This is Actuly the best one ive seen,good effort with the way you said it btw
That's 73 units! I'd love too see it happen
"5 shouters blowing" oh yes ;)
Is this copying me, or the original from that one tabs video
you deserve to have this in the next video
"Gorn"
Simulation arena map.
One Jarl as the Goliath.
One Berserker as the Berserker.
One Shogun as Achilles.
One Knight and 2 archers as the General and the archers.
One Fencer as the Fencer (or Blademaster as he's called now).
One Clams unit as the Badgermancer.
One Blackbeard as the Giant.
And one Da Vinci tank as the crab.
I hope he does this one
@@evildeku2762 me too
This could be an arena challenge
So much good
I tried this and it was fun
"John Wick's grandfather"
6 Cheerleaders
1 Quick Draw
Oh no
Yes lads
Heck yeah boiii
Captain sauce don’t do his idea!!!!!!!!
@@virizionbond4827 not your choice
Prison Break: 25 Ball n’ Chain, 1 QuickDraw as the warden, 1 Minotaur as “Tiny”, and 20 Knights as guards. Beat this, bruh. ( Please? People told me 50 was the limit, and this is 47 or 48. (2nd try)
I say yes
Yes
It's 47 :)
OHHHHHHH YEEEEaaaaah
I'll post it again if you want
"My clam gets smashed all the time"
-Captainsauce, 2020
"The Shootout"
5 Quickdraw, 6 Gunslinger, 7 Deadeye (on a balcony ), 2 Gatling Guns
Why is this always the top comment?
Check my post
Samurai: **Laughs in Japanese*
Hubert Kozibura but- you don’t have one..?
*69th comment*
4:48 So are we just not going to acknowledge the catapult with eyes? Okay then.
I just saw it, that is hilarious!
When the baby comes out a little "different"
Catapults have eyes now.
lol, I saw that to
Nice
I’ve got one!
“Dance party”
7 clams.
25 cheerleaders.
You decide how do beat this
Fix de rf$
Nigga
"Rampage"
In the back - 5 clams, 5 snake archers and a scarecrow.
In the middle - one of every horse unit, the two raptor units, and Snuffy.
In the front - a minotaur and a vampire.
You start with a deadeye as a hunter and he/she/they have to stay alive at the end of the battle.
@@carsextendedwarranty5949
A. that's cheap.
B. the clams, snakes and crows can reach the deadeye.
Wow that’s sounds really cool I hope he gets a chance to see your comment it’s really creative
Look at my comment
@@100substhenavideo7 Sorry no
Try this:
" An airstrike but where's the plane?"
1 gunslinger and
Some cheerleaders
Reading the comments before watching this, that was actually something I recommend, under a different name of course, I want him to face this badly, so I'll try to get this as a top comment for you
How about omaha beach
1 Gatling gun
Some cheerleaders
@@Wunderwaffe040 you could just make it a full comment but captain already did that
@@bagetiquette_ sorry, I didn't read the full comment
"A God With A Burden"
1 Ballista V.S. 1 Hobbit and 1 Cactus
You must take control of the cactus and protect the hobbit at all costs whilst closing in on the ballista.
I like this one
I love battel cats
Tearzero Magz uhh.... ok?
I love this one
"The Battle Of Animals"
One of every unit that are related with animals/are animals
COPIEIdie-f0opKWFOAF
H O R S E
"The battle cats"
10 hobbits (normal cats)
3 knights ( swordsman cat)
5 gunslingers ( Kasa jizo)
And 1 ice giant ( bahamide)
And they have to be in a straight line
I love that game
Ima try it
YES!!!!
I loved that series
Kelly Clark you mean duelist?
The heros of tabs: 1 brawler(bravehart) 1 samurai(Gary the gladiator) 1 farmer(farmer Joe) 1 Hobbit(blumpkin) 1 shogun(unstoppable warrior) and all wobbely horses.
I love this
GARY IS SOME magic.........
u forgot snuffy
“MLG Buddhist” is the best phrase I’ve heard in awhile
Ikr
Chrono CanineTM what does your name mean
I too put apples in my beans
“The shire vs shogun”:
How many hobbits does it take to beat a shogun? Only way to find out is to start with 50 and increase by 10 for every loss.
1⁰000000000000000009000
Yeah, you'll need to know scientific notation for a victory
400
"I actually managed to kick the tornado"
This man is too dangerously smart
He’s more of a Florida man than a Canada man.
Except he forgot about how good the reaper is against horses...
"What are you doing step-Demon?"
Reaper vs hobbit
Immortal units bug.
XD
Hold up
@@theholymetaknight6170 Hold up XD
Hobbit vs vampire
So then reaper sweeps hobbit off map and wins
"Containment Procedure"
15 harpooners- too stop the target in their tracks
10 potion sellers - to knock out the target
6 cheerleaders- to buff the harpooners and potion sellers.
1 hobbit for good luck
Briaru The hobbit is the most important of them all.
"Houston, all systems che- why is there a horse flying to the moon?"
For Saucy Science!
Also why is there artillery trying to bang their riders?
@@Galaxe-du7mp how did the Rider fly into the stratosphere why is there the horse on the moon because pingas chips man
I don't know why, but on any radio chatter in a movie, there's always a dude named Houston
@@agxtaxor9802that might be some code name
19:08
“w-what are you doing step bro?”
Crunchy!
r/CursedComments to both of you
edit it is Mr hugs and ya squishy boi
You beat me to my comment
Noice
Just why
Running of the bulls:
7 Minotaurs and 40 bards on the Greek city map
pretty sure that's called a stampede.
@@taidazoso7575 oh i thought it was a slaughter
If you’re going to take control of the astronaut, then put the bug DLC “Units don’t Die” that’ll help
I'm not sure if the bug DLC is still in the game
*you read my mind, thank you, or "tank" you*
Lol Jay toonk you
He did dat
@@dalenenelson483 it is, he has the debug controls on
“I think I’ve been reincarnated as a tree” Best quote of all time
"D-day" three gatling guns and three bomb cannons against fifteen longboats and five musketeers and control one of the longboats paddle units it is so funny when you look right and see a longboat explode, then look forward and say s**t
Your name is the Irish animater but you have no video's🤔
Captain Please do this It sounds so funny
Thats infantry group thr. and they're gone, along with 6, 7,9 and us.
The mower (MG42,dat MG that the germans were using to mow down boats) doesnt give up,does it
ALSO NOT ENOUGH SHIPS,AND WHERE'S THE ALLIED ARTILERY
"who's quicker?"
quick draw vs quick draw.
Mcree or mcroe
I think quick draw is quicker than quick draw
@@sushisama6399 no its actually quick draw not quick draw
@@Hikoplouyr you just said the same word twice
Nice reccomended battle :)
"That time I got reincarnated as a tree" sounds like a good anime.
Fun fact: there's a manga where the protagonist is a vending machine.
Name
@@SomeoneIG42 I think its called "Reborn as a vending machine,now I wander the dungeon."
U mean that time I got reincarnated as a slime
4:47 i just freaking realise that the other catapults have... EYE!!!!!!!
why
"I what to go to space but not die"
Forgot he has the bug DLC that can make him unkillable
Me: ...
“It’s raining bullets, hallelujah”
1 gunslinger and like 30 cheerleaders, I just realized someone else commented this but it’s still a very good idea
Just use the cheat ranged units shoot fast you’ll need the bugs gamepass
I just did the same thing you did sorry
I also recommend this
To be fair I did that on the other video so technically I did it first.
@@TabooName it was lad
“High Noon” two opposing quick draws, but you control one of them.
Cupids basically take the "Kill them with kindness" thing literally, kind of.
Kill them with _love_
Make love AND war
Oi
“The No-eye”
One gunslinger
15 Cheerleaders
And one bard in the far left to play some epic tunes
"western music starts playing"
Lol
@@amazing_clipz8096 AAAAAAAAAAAA
“That’s not fair”
Two gattlin guns
Two gunslingers
Two zeus
Five Valkyries
Five calvalry
Five shogun
And one scare crow because why not
I don’t know what this will be like but good luck!!
Oh
Yeah
Blunderbuss not "shotgun"
@@lampshadehitman6771 they said shogun the secret unit not shotgun thats what you get for being that guy lol
NOBODY LIKE HE HAS 69 LIKES
Cupid's a lot of cupid's
I have a recommendation for a battle:
"It's Gonna Rain"
16 Cheerleaders
2 Gunslinger
I like this one
I like the reference
That's pretty good he should put like 20 WOBBLY HORSES against that
Add bank robbers to make it really rain.
Oh my God yes
"That time i got reincarnated as a tree"
although it might be captainsauce, I think a slime might be more eventful than a tree.
Yeah it kinda sucked.I kept getting eaten by a boy that ate the paint
Datta ken
That would be the best anime ever
Lol
When you on the settings change the line there a new thing where you can make red or blue just has to kill one unit to win and more
“My clam gets smashed all the time”
Sounds like something mermaids would say.
Kinky
Very kinky
Chernobyl dog ultra kinky
what is kinky
@@dhinafloralvarado4546 you sweet summer child
It’s come to the point where I’m never gonna be noticed by cap so ima gonna try 1 more time
Costume party:
3, cacti
2, jesters
2, blunder buss
4, skeleton archers
And finally
6, samurai.
You got my support
@RR - 06CB - Williams Parkway Sr PS (1424) no that's for the pajama party
The_Assassin_259 lol
yasssssssss
You are only saying that so he will feel sad for you. You manipulative. You make me sick.
"You Underestimate My Power"
Win Condition: Use a combination of your weakest and least used units of each faction. You CAN NOT use Secret Units.
Your Opponents
2 of the most powerful Units from each factions.
2 of every Secret Unit.
5 of the units you most commonly use.
Let us see who has the high ground after this.
J ALL the secret units?
Obi-Wan will have the low ground for once... Jar Jar has the high ground
2 of all the secret units? Obviously not underestimating when you see 2 of all secret units
“Endgame”
One of every troop vs one punch man
Amogus
Bee
B E E
Did cap ever realize that the catapult has eyes
I JUST FOUND THAT OUT TODAY!!!!!
It's not that speical and yes he has
I though it was only the pumpkin catapults
killern king frost don’t need to be such an asshole about it
Wait a minute it has eyes?!
“The day of recognition has come”
50 hobbits
20 musketeers
5 vlad
Light Yagami 50 units max dude
Imo musketeers are actually really good i have used them a lot in the pirate and spooky and western and it goes pretty well ps. They fixed their aim
Nathan Tash HAHA 😂
👌🏼🧁
"The insane Reptiles"
5 dragons
10 snake archers
5 raptors
5 raptor riders
And alot of cheerleaders
Every episode, the name of this game becomes more and more ironic
Yeah I’d say that’s accurate
@@Vernich762totally accurate
"Snuffle rick"
Make an oval with mammoths
Put deadeyes as "eyes"
Make a half a circle with cactuses but dont fill it
Put a sword caster in the middle of the half circle
Make 2 "hands" with brawler and berserker
On one hand put a ballista
On the other hand pit a bunch of potionseller
Objective: dont use cupid
To add more chaos, change all the mammoths to wobbely horse
Ummm ok
lol
I’M SNUFFLE RIIIIICCK
"Bullet Hell"
4 Musketeers, 10 Dead Eye, 10 quickdraw, 20 gunslinger, 2 gatling guns, and 24 cheerleaders and any other units i missed that use guns and bullets
The unit cap Cap is allowing is 50 so you should lower your unit count
the pirate faction, thats what you missed
Crainer Vestergaard yup I was thinking that too
Noobert Nooberton i thought that it said “4 mustacheers” literally
Cap: I think I got reincarnated as a tree
Me: So the tree giant was carrying his dad all along??🧐🧐🧐🧐
Tensei shitara tree
I don’t think u understand how reincarnation works lol
Bob Mighty yesssssss
Me:why does my body hurt when I wake up
My sleep positions: 21:52
Challenge idea
The zoo:
Every animal unit including every wobbly horse
Idk
I guess you have to fight a legit god of the game
@@evade_drew5407 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“I think I was reincarnated as a tree”
I LAUGHED WAY TO HARD AT THAT
i can tell from your profile picture
@@MythicqI lol
He was also reincarnated as dirt and grass but how did the bard get on the field
The funniest part was he was serious
Sameeeeeeee
Jurassic Park:
15 raptors
2 deadeye
3 gunslingers
Restrictions:
You can only use ranged units
Oooooo yee
I'm a big JP fan but I don't understand 3 gunslingers and 2 dead eye shouldn't it be 1 gunslinger because last time I checked Robert was the only guy with a gun in JP
you forgot raptor riders
Cupid: shoots a cupid not aiming
Game: HEADSHOT
Finish him
“we are better” 20 deadeyes and you can only use musketeers : )
@Elijah Alers He never said that cap could use less money.Cap could spam ze musketeers.
@@thesandman78 GENUIS
I Have Several Question s
@@thesandman78 yea but he better take over one and put it on a roof
@@CosmicFishFaced Ask,and you shall recieve.
the most contagious laughter ever by captain sauce was when he possesed the horse and got launched
Wobbly horses are soooooo damn funny and sauce makes them even funnier
bye bye horse
You guys haven't seen his videos from 2015
The reasons I love CS: hes awesome has my brand of humor needs more subs love his intros content and doesn't get many dislikes.
I so damn agree
agreed
Agreed to this this wonderful group of gentlemen
Agreed
@SuperDbro lmfaoo
I like how he says “I hope this Doesn’t get patched out” right after saying “they try to get inside of each other but it doesn’t work out”
"bullets can blob out the sky too!"
1 quickdraw
6 cheerleaders
Blot*
Gatling gun with cheerleaders
"The 4th of July"
12 firework Archers
4 pumpkin catapult
and 8 bombs on a stick
Do on spooky map
Yee
“Hail the underdog”
1 hobbit vs 2 hoplite
You have to control the hobbit
It yould be hard
5 hobbits vs 3 farmers
"The ninja star mini-gun"
1 Sensei
And cheerleaders
“Meet the flinstones”
5 clubbers
5 protectors
10 spear throwers
10 stoners
1 chieftain
2 bone mages
5 raptors
10 raptor riders
Boi gaming Bear 3 and 7 GRANDDADs
Richard Gibson FLINSTONES?
Sir Memesalot the first AWW-
Boi gaming Bear 3 and 1 mammoth
@@michelleveon944 you mean 1 snuffy
"Make it Rain" Hwachas surrounded by cheerleaders against gattling guns surrounded by cheerleaders
Why not gunslinger vs hwacha
“My clam is getting smashed all the time”
-Captain Sauce
POTASSIUM
"I think I was reincarnated as a tree!" -Captainsauce quote of the year
True
“Big bro they’re bullying me “ captain : lets make them bang!
It should've been step bro 😂😂
"I think i reincarnated as a tree!?!"
-captainsauce June 2020 TABS quote
That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Tree
When you see a spider in the shower: 21:52 (make sure the vid is paused)
@@randomyoutuber2633 every one gets reincarnated as a tree, then we kill them again and turn their second corps into paper for kids to do their maths on
lol
I wonder when these are gonna be s trend again
"Nobody expects the Danish inquisition"
1 longship in the front
10 valkyrie
10 berserker
monty python hell yeah
On my Sheila
Ahahahahaha
Great pun
I did it easily with quick draws
"Town Invasion"
Take control of a Quick Draw in the Wild West Map, but position him on top of the sheriff's building. Place some bards on your side down, and if all of the bards or you falls to the enemy, it's game over.
Enemy: (Positioned behind each other) 7 Bank Robbers at the front, then 7 Ball N' Chains, then 7 Miners, then 7 Cacti, and then 7 Lassos. At the very back, there is an enemy Quick Draw and his trusty partner Deadeye.
Cap: *Sends horse to space*
Me: Elon Musk who?
I think he forgot that the reaper can instakill 6 horses
15:50
4:40 Hold on a minute... does that catapult on the right have EYES?
HOLY SH-
IT DOES!!!
It was make when the wild west faction update
yes.
Golded
yeah it's a new feature. When I played all of the catapults had eyes
“Holy snuffes” 10 mammoths, 10 Priest and 10 cheerleaders
I really want to see this
18:48
I literally COULDN’T stop laughing when I tried to stop for some reason it somehow got more funnier xD
"Human Shield's"
10 cacti
10 hay bailer's
1 protector
"The protected"
2 hwacha
2 gun slingers
"we're gonna bring back the clams"
*The 'calam'ity*
The champions fell to it 100 years ago
Clamity
The clams took over the castle one hundred years ago...
"Napoleonic war"
10 musketeers,
2 flintlocks,
5 cannons,
7 jousters.
I’m late. I know.
Comment battle: the thieves
Jester, clubman, lasso, samurai, taekwondo, bard, dynamite lady, squire, excecutor and the sword master. No strategy, just a reference.
“Drunken bar fight” put two ice giants against each other and control one and fight! Edit: put potion sellers for more craziness
That is a perfect name like so sauce can see
add potion sellers for extra drunk points
AND THAT WAS MINE TOO
Jadon Wehrli yea
"The Final Heist" 3 Bank robbers surrounded by cheerleaders.
Payday
Christiaan Buoy better name
@@pearasolalipdreedips Eh i thought i was good
@@sgt.killjoy7466 exactly
Sorry to ruin the moment, but I don’t think they reload.
"Karate Master": 1 Taekwondo 15 cheerleaders
extra: "one shot" try to evenly beat a quick draw with even money.
Without a quick draw
Christiaan Buoy 😒
The clam jam may be good, but let us not forget the original, the chicken man man
Myth: Priests undo the effects of Cupid!
no priests are immune to the effects of Cupid except when it comes to halflings 😏
“We’re getting in all the dragon maidens clams” captain *SUS* 2020
"Flying Dragon"
1 dragon shot with a cupid arrow
how would he get rid of the cupid after
Wobbly horse
“I think I got reincarnated as a tree” Captainsauce 2021
The Holy Mammoths Sneak Attack: 3 Mammoths And A Whole Lot Of Priests Coming From The Sides And A Few Halflings And 4 Cactus's For Distraction (Objective: Kill The Holy Mammoths)
XxNeko TodorokixX aS
@@Tsessawin_The_Furry As
"Your comments broke my game"
Pretty sure that was the objective with most of those.
"That Time I got Reincarnated as a Tree"
Knowing Japan, this shit might happen
Also "That Time I Got Reincarnated as Grass"
I still dont know how they made a slime op af 😂
@@normalguyhere9158 it can absorb abillities, people and their skills, and it started out with a bunch of OP skills and they got strongers as he did. You should watch/read Tensei Slime. It is gr8
@@Not_Rui_ it could work I mean they made a that time I reincarnated as a sword.
@@wendellstokes1296 oh yeah they indeed did. BTW Nux Taku made "That time i got reincarnated with my truck"
read it
Revenge of the wobbly horse
- 5 Jousters
- 10 cheerleaders
-20 Calvary
- 1 preist
"Not Hentai" Reaper and one of every female unit. Also you can do, "Unstoppable Barrage" Sword Caster with 25 Cheerleaders, (for a challenge don't use shield units.)
Have you seen what happens when the reaper falls in love next to weaker allies(allies for the reaper)
My challenge is:
Your team: needs a reaper in front of your army, (and for for the remaining 1500) can choose between skeleton warriors, flintlocks, halflings, and/or quick draw.
Enemy team: 8 cupids
Spoilers: I call the challenge "betrayal"
It’s perfect
"Snake oil in my boot!"
10 Dead Eyes, 20 Snake Archers, 10 Potion Sellers, 4 Lassos, 1 Prospector
"Secret Peasants" (Use the setting in the gameplay section: Hide Unit Clothes ON).
15 hobbits
10 flint locks
6 vampires
5 shouters
5 taekwondos
I beated it with a ice giant and 5 hobbits
"Meet the team"
1 priest to represent medic
1 da vinci to represent engineer
1 gatling to represent a heavy
1 explosive unit that doesnt kill itself to represent soldier
1 quick draw to represent scout because I couldn't think of anything else
1 bomb cannon to represent demoman
1 knight to represent demoknight
1 melee character to represent spy
1 flame character to represent pyro
And one dead eye to represent sniper.
Also 1 axe unit to represent HHH
A mage? To represent M E r a s mus
1 bomb on a stick to bomb memes
1 bird like enemy
On this episode of tabs: sauce transcends reality and game physics
He was born breaking games from the womb so it isn't surprising
Silverfish Boi Isn’t that every single episode.
Game?
"Secret Factions"
Sort the secret units into factions, and then use the one from the bottom(Tribal) to fight the farmers, and then the farmers to the medieval, and so on.
Would the teacher be renaissance or medieval
And would wheelbarrow dragon be dynasty or farmer
The spooky faction and farmer faction don't get any secret units unless you count some of the medieval ones like tree giant as farmer
O my god yes
“Flying wool”
Turn on the two cheats “pillar mammoth” and “give units wings”
The Deadeye was shooting and reloading so fast that she started twirling her rifle like a quarterstaff!!!! XD
"The Crew"
15 Mammoth's
2 Deadeyes
1 Bard ( Just for the hell of it )
The “impossible” challenge 5 reapers 10 ballistas and 20 clam jams
And you can only spend half of what they have
Zeus and cheerleaders: sound easy
Artemis: yup
Ice giant : easy
Hi Karen
“You can see the world disappear and then BOOM, you’r a lawn”
Captainsauce 2020
you're*
I can’t be the only one who actually notices that cap actually slicks his hair with hair gel