Cooking with Kalashnikov

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  • Опубліковано 30 бер 2023
  • Boris cooks with Kalashnikov
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera Рік тому +17455

    Now this does bring a smile to my face… ❤️

    • @William_Bryant
      @William_Bryant Рік тому +1201

      You sure got here fast.
      We absolutely need a collab if you can help him get past customs. Maybe cooking and range day with Admin, Donut, Scott, everybody. Fun for the whole family.

    • @yourboi8050
      @yourboi8050 Рік тому +220

      Ayy brandon

    • @asbestos8458
      @asbestos8458 Рік тому +274

      Wasn’t expecting this

    • @PatriotAnimation
      @PatriotAnimation Рік тому +138

      Damn you were fast as hell

    • @xerophyte9527
      @xerophyte9527 Рік тому +104

      It brings a smile to everyone's face

  • @phoenixniper
    @phoenixniper Рік тому +1875

    AH YES. finally an excuse to put my kalashinkov in the fridge

    • @JohnSmith-te1zd
      @JohnSmith-te1zd Рік тому +53

      ... oh, you don't already keep it next to the pizza rolls?

    • @William_Bryant
      @William_Bryant Рік тому +52

      Yuo see Ivan, when of keep AK in icebox, it stay cold so work better in Russian winter.

    • @CadenceWren
      @CadenceWren Рік тому +6

      Can't wait to try this!

    • @NovaAge
      @NovaAge Рік тому +6

      You keep the _tools_ in your fridge?

    • @cloudhunter2
      @cloudhunter2 Рік тому

      Tchevo Blyat?

  • @sovietmeow7013
    @sovietmeow7013 Рік тому +1674

    Welcome back, Boris. Thank you for being YOU! From one Slav to a Super Slav, I hope this helps you with your new home. Stay cheeki breeki, Comrade.

    • @zekiah2
      @zekiah2 Рік тому

      Island Slav
      Very nice
      The Auckland government will pay you to shoot rabbits in the parks around October
      The locals were very surprised when I asked why there was so much shooting at night. They didn’t realize it was gunfire.

    • @frost.xx456
      @frost.xx456 Рік тому +14

      Thank you for donating

    • @nofacer04
      @nofacer04 Рік тому +5

      Im not sure he Watches comments.

    • @aliardaaydn2573
      @aliardaaydn2573 Рік тому

      Thank you for your kind donations, we can now invade Kosovo.

    • @ReXoRofc
      @ReXoRofc Рік тому +18

      ​@@nofacer04 yeah... Im sure he reads them tho

  • @Autistic_Aras2828
    @Autistic_Aras2828 Рік тому +56

    OMG YOU'RE BACK!!!
    I ALMOST LOST MY FAITH IN HUMANITY WITHOUT YOU, COMRADE!

  • @sgtbuckwheat
    @sgtbuckwheat Рік тому +1139

    The madman actually did it. Promises made, promises kept. I applaud you, Boris.

    • @SOGNAMETAL
      @SOGNAMETAL Рік тому +15

      He is a gentleman of honesty and a blin of honor, a timeless warrior

    • @DaciaSandero_1.5DCi
      @DaciaSandero_1.5DCi Рік тому +1

      nice bling of green i think

    • @imstoopidright
      @imstoopidright 11 місяців тому +3

      i hope next time he will do it with a real one

  • @reaganlongsine7298
    @reaganlongsine7298 Рік тому +956

    We must talk about how seamless that opening scene was.

    • @eyo8766
      @eyo8766 Рік тому +36

      True but my musician arse had a heart attack with those cut strings XD

    • @reaganlongsine7298
      @reaganlongsine7298 Рік тому +5

      @@eyo8766 Bro same.

    • @goukeban6197
      @goukeban6197 Рік тому +1

      No.

    • @reaganlongsine7298
      @reaganlongsine7298 Рік тому +3

      @@goukeban6197 But... but... but why?

    • @goukeban6197
      @goukeban6197 Рік тому +3

      @@reaganlongsine7298 If you had to ask permission to talk about it, you are weak and lack the spirit! I will not tolerate such weakness in my house!

  • @LTV746
    @LTV746 Рік тому +49

    Love how the folding stock makes cooking more ergonomically sound haha

  • @thestoryteller2332
    @thestoryteller2332 Рік тому +146

    Boris content has just gotten better and better, I remember last year when I found you, I was in a really bad time life seemed hopeless and finding this made it a little easier. Ever since then I have been religiously following. I love you Boris, never stop! Plz 😊

  • @tomislavpetrovic4451
    @tomislavpetrovic4451 Рік тому +402

    He actually did it, what a madlad

  • @xed_i2070
    @xed_i2070 Рік тому +776

    In 18 hours this video got 4k likes and 7 dislikes. Everyone missed you immensely Boris. We don't want regular uploads if it puts too much pressure on you. Just upload anything anytime you want cause we're here just for you.

  • @crissspybacon
    @crissspybacon Рік тому +6

    'the desing is very human' reference cracked me up, i love those videos too

  • @rubberduckie9866
    @rubberduckie9866 Рік тому +68

    A few years ago, Boris' cooking videos inspired me to try my hand at cooking. A few cheburekis later... and I'm hooked. Cooking has become one of my favorite things to do. Thanks Boris.

  • @anthonycastro0796
    @anthonycastro0796 Рік тому +121

    "But masked man running around in forest, not so good."
    The build to this punchline had me gasping 😂

  • @Armin2012
    @Armin2012 Рік тому +1554

    Ain’t gonna lie, this brought back that Cheeki breeki feeling that’s been missing ever since the world went crazy. Very much needed

    • @pcgordon3360
      @pcgordon3360 Рік тому +35

      It was the hesitation to use the scope that had me in stitches. I wouldn't want to be cleaning that, hahah

    • @nosthrillz
      @nosthrillz Рік тому +11

      Omfg 100%!!! Old school boris let's goooo

  • @TheMemer397
    @TheMemer397 8 місяців тому +23

    Moral of the story: Boris can cook with the most confusing utensils and still makes something that is edible.

    • @pinetoken8824
      @pinetoken8824 8 місяців тому +1

      A AK-47 is a precision tool, of course it will make edible food!

    • @Stupididiot333
      @Stupididiot333 2 місяці тому

      Not just edible, but somthing id eat aswell

  • @SkullLikesGambling
    @SkullLikesGambling 11 місяців тому +9

    Отличное видео Борис! Действительно отличная работа, и вам нужно больше обновляться!!!!!

  • @rickgrimes_69420
    @rickgrimes_69420 Рік тому +699

    THE MOMENT WEHAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THANK U BORIS

    • @jacobstep7153
      @jacobstep7153 Рік тому +3

      Eyebrow reveal????

    • @Orzorn
      @Orzorn Рік тому +2

      @@jacobstep7153 I've been waiting years to see his eyebrows!

  • @Slavik1109
    @Slavik1109 Рік тому +209

    Love the episode. Thanks for making us laugh over the years. I know times are hard. Stay strong my friend.

  • @chloeannmckenna521
    @chloeannmckenna521 Рік тому +8

    Brung a smile to my face, I love these videos and I'm happy you made a cooking video! 😌

  • @Moggzy_
    @Moggzy_ Рік тому +7

    Gordon Ramsey can’t compete with Boris. Always a pleasure to see Boris cook

  • @dovahlich3832
    @dovahlich3832 Рік тому +1086

    It's official, no cooking show can compete with this level of entertainment

    • @Bearly_Coping
      @Bearly_Coping Рік тому +5

      How did you get a slav stamp on your username?

    • @jimeththemelancollie351
      @jimeththemelancollie351 Рік тому +1

      Except perhaps ROSMT, once upon a time.
      RIP Mr. Fox

    • @waffles6394
      @waffles6394 Рік тому +2

      @@Bearly_Coping member

    • @Bearly_Coping
      @Bearly_Coping Рік тому

      You right.

    • @karoltbg
      @karoltbg Рік тому

      you didn't hear about The Food Emperor - swedish guy talking in polish language creating his own polish vulgarisms while cooking. His dishes have cool names as "Chicken for not-fucked fat people"

  • @katherinevestal482
    @katherinevestal482 Рік тому +691

    Did anyone else have a slav-sized heart attack when he mentioned Babushka being dead? Like, my heart stopped and restarted when he confirmed that she's still with us.

  • @BlueTemplex
    @BlueTemplex Рік тому +2

    This just came across my discover page. You gained yourself another viewer. This was so entertaining to watch

  • @edthejester
    @edthejester Рік тому +7

    Now THIS is the quality content we need and desire, comrade Boris! Ordered myself one Soviet precision cooking tool immediately, can't wait to cook in the forest when it arrives 😂

  • @Makoishere4
    @Makoishere4 Рік тому +173

    Dude how is Boris able to turn my entire day around in five minutes 😭😭 how does he have such a positive energy??

  • @danserban8648
    @danserban8648 Рік тому +1362

    The effort. The polish. The cheeki breekiness. THE RAW FEELING OF CARE AND ATTENTION.
    Boris, it's always so very nice to see videos from you

    • @Imfromjamaicaman
      @Imfromjamaicaman Рік тому +36

      What Polish? This Boris
      Motherland made like Kamaz

    • @TedTeddison99
      @TedTeddison99 Рік тому +15

      @@Imfromjamaicaman I think he means polish as in nail polish lol. I misread it at first too

    • @mortache
      @mortache Рік тому +10

      ​@@Imfromjamaicaman HEEEEERE'S POLISH!

    • @KainRazielMT
      @KainRazielMT Рік тому +4

      I don't understand why you bring the Polish into this when they have nothing to do with the video.

    • @LateLater1
      @LateLater1 Рік тому +7

      @@KainRazielMToh they meant polish, like polishing, like a polished surface!

  • @thehistorymeme7310
    @thehistorymeme7310 Рік тому +2

    so glad your back man, you seem a lot happier as well. you rock dude

  • @solaris1459
    @solaris1459 Рік тому +1

    Good videos as always, keep going, Boris!

  • @thamirivonjaahri6378
    @thamirivonjaahri6378 Рік тому +316

    Nothing less to expect. So glad Boris keeps his standards and always delivers as promised.

  • @dualwieldroxas358
    @dualwieldroxas358 Рік тому +301

    I love to imagine that this wasn't set up and Boris just has pieces of his guns hidden throughout the house

    • @LilTachanka
      @LilTachanka Рік тому +45

      Can't let the agencies catch the fun mode switch

    • @jessereid8482
      @jessereid8482 Рік тому +20

      how do you know it's set up?
      he is slav
      everything is possible when one is slav

    • @shyanneautumn3461
      @shyanneautumn3461 Рік тому +19

      i think he used an airsoft rifle, would be kinda stupid to acctaly swing around a ak like that lol

    • @iamthe12th
      @iamthe12th Рік тому +14

      That is Slav security system.

    • @LilTachanka
      @LilTachanka Рік тому +14

      @@shyanneautumn3461 he did, u can see that there's a batter in the receiver which yea

  • @WolfBerserker13
    @WolfBerserker13 Рік тому +2

    been wanting to subscribe, but with a cooking video so refined how could I not? Keep doing what you do, you're one of the few channels left that can beat the algorithm driven hellscape of modern youtube

  • @zackcleveland1348
    @zackcleveland1348 8 місяців тому +1

    I can sense the hesitation using the optic for dough cutting

  • @theonlyleg9822
    @theonlyleg9822 Рік тому +195

    We missed you so much boris. Upload when you want to. Not when you have to, make sure you always enjoy it and when you don’t take a break we’ll be waiting

  • @T3rrirfied
    @T3rrirfied Рік тому +190

    OUR BORIS HAS FINALLY CAME BACK TO US!!! This is the epic content we needed

  • @lovecoffee321
    @lovecoffee321 Рік тому +3

    Love the fresh recipe, always great fun content, awseome!

  • @antonielabuschagne9463
    @antonielabuschagne9463 Рік тому

    Love the vids and effort you put in ❤

  • @estebanpoveda4629
    @estebanpoveda4629 Рік тому +44

    Imagine going to a restaurant and from the kitchen you hear the chef yell "FIX BAYONETS"

    • @adedow1333
      @adedow1333 Рік тому +1

      Actually made me laugh out loud!🎉

    • @mojewjewjew4420
      @mojewjewjew4420 Рік тому +1

      I cant see Gordon Ramsay do that.

  • @thealmightytigor5308
    @thealmightytigor5308 Рік тому +152

    Glad to see your doing better Boris I'm so happy to see the old Boris back, once I have more money I shall donate to Patreon comrade

    • @GopnikSR
      @GopnikSR Рік тому +2

      once i have money i buy ak

    • @qwbo
      @qwbo Рік тому

      @@GopnikSR lol

  • @Leonkilsyou
    @Leonkilsyou Рік тому

    Its good to see you Boris. A great video like always.

  • @AremStefaniaK
    @AremStefaniaK 4 місяці тому +1

    i like how he's referencing looking under every stone in stalker just to find items

  • @Akamisago
    @Akamisago Рік тому +538

    A day marked by an exhausting month brings such a wonderful warmth to my heart seeing a Boris video. May you be well Boris.

    • @alihaidar5787
      @alihaidar5787 Рік тому +1

      I hope the algorithm is nice on this video!

    • @MistaGSpecialEducation
      @MistaGSpecialEducation Рік тому

      @@alihaidar5787 This guy is literally the type of dude who’ll pull out a AK out of his pants during a home invasion

  • @Kirby_2048
    @Kirby_2048 Рік тому +188

    Is it just me or it actually feel like Boris is somewhat part of good old friends?

  • @wuwpie5091
    @wuwpie5091 Рік тому +1

    Glad to see you back!

  • @aliakseilyshchytski223
    @aliakseilyshchytski223 Рік тому

    Yes! The most useful cooking video ever!

  • @ioanatoma7312
    @ioanatoma7312 Рік тому +67

    This video gave boris an excuse to make a montage of his Kalashnikov and I'm here for it

    • @Brother_Nihilus
      @Brother_Nihilus Рік тому +7

      He also owned a Dragunov too.
      Wonder where that went

    • @Aileil
      @Aileil Рік тому +2

      You know what they say about only dedicating house-space to things which bring you joy XD.

    • @CombatPilot1
      @CombatPilot1 Рік тому

      @@Brother_Nihilus next video cooking with dragunov blyat

  • @Canadian_Girl30
    @Canadian_Girl30 Рік тому +51

    "Cook with brick, is normal Tuesday." This had me gut rolling!

  • @varietychannel7700
    @varietychannel7700 Рік тому

    kepp up the good work man ur stuff is awesome

  • @zir0192
    @zir0192 Рік тому

    one of the best channels on youtube, no doubt, started to watch boris when he was releasing his OG videos, stopped for a while because they didnt get recommended for a while but glad to be back

  • @treybaker5440
    @treybaker5440 Рік тому +104

    You do not cook with Kalashnikov, Kalashnikov cook with you! Pure gold, man! Couldn't like this one enough!

  • @maryamtara2934
    @maryamtara2934 Рік тому +40

    3:15 this killed me😂 I imagined myself walking down the street and i see a masked man with a "kalashnikov" using it to cook 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maciejkag2735
    @maciejkag2735 Рік тому

    finally you have some promotion from the algorithm! kepp it up i love your videos!

  • @thesoos2355
    @thesoos2355 Рік тому

    Another spectacular cooking video!

  • @eldarikus
    @eldarikus Рік тому +40

    Отличный рецепт! Спасибо! Давай еще!

    • @SlvDoggo
      @SlvDoggo Рік тому

      It's even more incredible if you're close in the kitchen with Boris: he cooks something/does it with vodka🗿

  • @Jan7kowa11
    @Jan7kowa11 Рік тому +35

    I'm going through a very very tough loss right now but little stuff like this reminds me that there's still some things to look forward to. Thank you Boris

  • @axeflanker
    @axeflanker Рік тому +4

    UA-cam is no rival for the talented slav king.. it pumps my heart with joy to SEE you stood up on your feet again Boris.. 💪👍🍀🇵🇪🇷🇺

  • @scottjackson8771
    @scottjackson8771 Рік тому

    So glad you’re still making videos. Big ups brother

  • @dirtysniper3434
    @dirtysniper3434 Рік тому +62

    Boris returns with an absolute Slavic banger

  • @EximiusDux
    @EximiusDux Рік тому +25

    The amazing return of Boris. How you even managed to make it look so normal to cook with an AK... is beyond me. 😮

  • @skymera07
    @skymera07 Рік тому

    Boris is back!
    Stay cheeki breeki
    Love the energy

  • @jajo066
    @jajo066 Рік тому

    I am so happy that you dont give up at this channel

  • @sameerkhalid
    @sameerkhalid Рік тому +18

    Absolute Madlad !!! he actually did it. Truly a man of his word.

  • @northseafish4647
    @northseafish4647 Рік тому +107

    I've waited so long and the madlad.. he actually did it. When I take my last breath some day I will be able to rest easy, knowing this video was created within my life time and that I had the honor of seeing it within 10 minutes of its realease.

  • @oliverpinney7943
    @oliverpinney7943 Рік тому

    Great to have you back comrade

  • @CoreyWaldock
    @CoreyWaldock Рік тому

    still watching your videos man. still awesome.

  • @crusaderonabike8164
    @crusaderonabike8164 Рік тому +29

    Truly one of the Avtomat Kalash moments of all time

  • @Lffytte
    @Lffytte Рік тому +114

    Это именно то что мне было нужно прямо сейчас. Спасибо тебе, Борис ♥️

  • @pcost
    @pcost Рік тому

    I was missing that level of slavness in the videos, welcome back

  • @Krayne2137
    @Krayne2137 Рік тому

    I have to say
    Its always nice to come back to this channel

  • @profistah8928
    @profistah8928 Рік тому +15

    petition for boris to make "Crudely Painted yellow sunglasses" as an official piece of merch, it looks very nice on him so it should look nice on us

  • @annahaar1468
    @annahaar1468 Рік тому +317

    Спасибо Борис! Ты подарок миру, и я молю Бога, чтобы он поскорее привел тебя в твой новый дом!

    • @RbDb-ts7sv
      @RbDb-ts7sv Рік тому +2

      Что , Борис не христиан , и для чего ты молишься. Он впарядке. лол :] Слишком уш это письмо похожи на чтото написоно робатам.

    • @RbDb-ts7sv
      @RbDb-ts7sv Рік тому +1

      Sorry did not understand that boris get new home. Sorry comrade

    • @basikwashman
      @basikwashman Рік тому +3

      I have no idea what you folks are saying but- ρoĸᒨпᒨĸīᒨҺЬҺ𝗒ⵡՑ𝗏ғƮғ𝗑ժɘꜱƋшḷḷḷḷḷḷḷḷ this video made my week

    • @tedo3332
      @tedo3332 Рік тому +2

      They said learn polish

    • @RbDb-ts7sv
      @RbDb-ts7sv Рік тому +2

      @@basikwashman for sure!

  • @11202
    @11202 Рік тому

    BORIIISSSS. Pumping out the hard content.
    Keep it up brother. Your joy to the community you created deserves this new wave of views. Stuff the algorithm

  • @billy_nintendo6239
    @billy_nintendo6239 2 місяці тому +2

    rest in piece guitar string

  • @cameronallen5995
    @cameronallen5995 Рік тому +30

    Its nice to see boris at least acting happy again

  • @Phillips1
    @Phillips1 Рік тому +165

    No matter what video type you make, you will have a group of dedicated fans here to support you comrade 🤙
    This has to be one of my favorite videos of yours 😂

  • @ppggddtt1170
    @ppggddtt1170 Рік тому

    Great to see your comeback camarade

  • @lpn2764
    @lpn2764 Рік тому

    It's been a long time I didn't watched your videos boris. still a solid subscriber 2 years passed

  • @AlbanianGladiator
    @AlbanianGladiator Рік тому +464

    This brings a smile to my face, hopefully your channel will grow again, were here to support you Boris!

  • @jondon1079
    @jondon1079 Рік тому +29

    Glad to have you back, Boris! Keep pushing, we're all here for you!

  • @osmacar5331
    @osmacar5331 Рік тому

    good to see you back boris.

  • @williamshaikespire69
    @williamshaikespire69 11 місяців тому

    This guy channel is so good man

  • @gmadary4977
    @gmadary4977 Рік тому +16

    I see cook with Kalashnikov, I click cook with Kalashnikov.

  • @sgtrogers
    @sgtrogers Рік тому +31

    This is the kind of content we need Boris, please don't stop posting!

  • @fxck1837
    @fxck1837 Рік тому

    THIS GOT RECOMMENDED TO ME LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UR ON THE RIGHT PATH BORISSSS

  • @Venominusnotbreathing
    @Venominusnotbreathing Рік тому

    This is why you're my fav cooking youtuber

  • @mikej2239
    @mikej2239 Рік тому +20

    The happiest I have been in a long time. Boris cooks with unconventional "kitchen" appliances. Perfect!

  •  Рік тому +4

    Now this is a BORIS video! :D 10/10 would squat again! Absolute LEGEND

    • @big_oil
      @big_oil Рік тому

      Even better video with your music 👍

  • @stevemajors3152
    @stevemajors3152 Рік тому

    Great Boris!!! Good to see you again, my king! We salute you o7

  • @adannimpa
    @adannimpa Рік тому

    What a wonderful and versatile tool to be used for daily usage

  • @gh-yf4go
    @gh-yf4go Рік тому +83

    I am glad you took as much time as you decided it's right. The quality of this video one is phenomenal. And I honestly think this format of uploading a bigger production once a month (with maybe some QnA or other shorter videos in between) really suits you. Glad to have you back!

  • @NStriderDawg
    @NStriderDawg Рік тому +102

    Словами не передать, насколько счастлива я была увидеть этот ролик в реках.

  • @paragonofmediocrity5949
    @paragonofmediocrity5949 Рік тому

    Good luck with finding a new home dude, good luck and stay on that grind

  • @deediddely
    @deediddely Рік тому

    get to see how your doing comrade. keep up the great work ork

  • @thegeekno72
    @thegeekno72 Рік тому +58

    Man, what a blast to the past, now that felt like the regular quality content we were used to, your cooking videos really are one of the most entertaining ever !

  • @brookechang4942
    @brookechang4942 Рік тому +43

    You know shit is getting cheeki breeki when Boris reveals a whole eyebrow to the camera. 😂 But seriously, this video is my favourite of yours. It feels like you're back to the more carefree Boris of a few years ago, before UA-cam started treating you so badly.

  • @djr3verse
    @djr3verse Рік тому

    Slav superstar back in the game. So glad to see You.

  • @weedyeeter940
    @weedyeeter940 Рік тому +1

    Cutting those guitar strings broke my heart

  • @jupiterkarma1021
    @jupiterkarma1021 Рік тому +22

    "You do not cook with Kalashnikov, Kalashnikov cooks with you" cracked me up

  • @karlisk4
    @karlisk4 Рік тому +3

    "What are you doing with kalashnikov comrade Boris" "Food" I legit chocked on Kvass

  • @keeganPRuss67
    @keeganPRuss67 Рік тому

    I love seeing you happy my friend I wish life give you best :)

  • @yanbaihuzxzxzx
    @yanbaihuzxzxzx Рік тому

    Glad your back super slav