How to Slav your car - How to be slav
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Ten easy steps showing you how to make your car more Slav.
Grab your boring car and make it slav with this tutorial.
Watch whole series on How to be slav:
• SLAV LIFE | Life of Boris
Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in tracksuits
• Gopnik McBlyat - Snake...
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Outro track:
Cheeki breeki hardbass anthem
• Cheeki Breeki Hardbass...
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I slav my Honda Civic.
Now it's Honda "Slavic"
That situation when my short name is Slava, and anyone can call me “Slavic, come here” or something like that:)
@Kavi Ramdhayan *Rush B
Kavi Ramdhayan Toyota RushB
@@hardy3786 Team: rush a
Let's reach 10.000 subs memers VTEC kicked in yo!
How to Slav your car:
1. ADIDAS
And some lada’s
@@sauberboisaubarboi5652 I'd strongly advise against that.
2. God icon.
Abibas
Hello my twin brother
No joke the back seat actually looks comfortable.
Yea😂
I actually really want to chill there with a couple of my friends while the Slav friend does the driving
@@JetFalcon710 i would fucking love that
Nu blyat im not surprised comrade
How u gonna use a seatbelt?xd
I'm not slav but I can truly and honestly appreciate being prepared for a cheese emergency
grader
Me too Squee. Me too. Seen Johnny C lately?
I'm French. Cheese emergencys are my speciality. +1 for preparing for it Boris !
Yeah bro i have an grader in my pocket at this exact moment
Hey there. Jesus loves you! Through Him is the only way to heaven! May God bless you. 😊
I was surprised when he opened the hood and it was actually a VR6
lol sameee
yeah same.
The only time where sticking an upgraded trim badge makes sense
Bora VR5 still ass engine
It was not a emblem fake x)
I just showed this to my Russian friend. He seriously confirms 90% of what is shown.
Not only russians most of the slavs do this, i live in montenegro (south slavs) and i can confirm at least 70% of these stuff, sure we did modernize a bit through time but you can still find regions with people like this.
@@Pandareen not only in Montenegro. At least half of these things we also do in Romania, a Latin country with communist origins and Eastern Europe localization
yep, can confirm too as Russian =)
@@yanasosnovskaya864 Carpet in the back?
@@annoyinguser Bogdaneee hai ma ca la noi in Romania nu e chiar asa :(((
Boris my friend, you see passenger seat in Slav mobile is only reserved for lady friend. Typical gopnik comrades must squat on top of moving car
Пацан одобряет.
comrades before sukas!
gobnik friends over cykas
Only the true slav can squat on top of a moving car. If they can't they're Western Spies (because of balance issues).
ye
Boris: Puts on vr6 batch
Also Boris: actually has a vr6 engine
Not your car
*our* car
Deidara Senpai communism
@@Rudii_27 exactly
Hä
Как заславянить машину ахаххахаха
Sounds like communist propoganda but ok
Где иконы на панели? Ты че дядя забыл о безопасности?!
Хаххаа пиздец о самом главном забыл
Четок тоже нет жо за срань
Que
Ага,а то не пословянский
Я ждал когда поставит
holly shit that golf really is a vr6 😂
Popescu Robert 1
its not like its a expensive car lol
Kanggoo but it has an vr6
it's pretty expensive to maintain
Where the fuck do you live to have it expensive to maintain?
He actually said like you got it from your grandmama instead of babushka I’m starting to think Boris is western spy
Probably just criticizing the non slavness of the grandmama instead of a babushka.
Babushka car always good. All these things in video are pre-installed. Grandmama car not good
just a typical slavaboo bundle of sticks. guaranteed furry too.
I myself am studying for the great honor of being western spy.
@@Eye_of_a_Texan move tf out of texas, bundle of sticks. come to cali, we love queers.
Boris has good taste in cars. The VR6 is a great engine.
Its ok. 170HP, SOHC, 12Valve (2 per piston) but it has a nice power-to-weight ratio.
@@Xehemoth 3:49 its DOHC 24 valve
Yesss
Because I don't know much of car types, I first read it as VAG 🤣🤣🤣
@@Xehemoth but it sound good so that's all it needs
A.D.I.D.A.S
(All Day I Drink And Squat)
Сука Abibas слава Україні
@@bsfgpmedia Вы имеете в виду Россию
F.B.I wants to know your location
@@trashboat3848 L'vov))
@Michael Roy also a Korn fan?😂
"Even when police are chasing you with helicopter" XD
You mean us
Thats sum gta 5 shit right there
Все нормальные русские пацаны хоть раз убегали от вертолёта
Thanks for reminding me of Most Wanted
“This is Arial support, we got a visual on the suspect”
*puts on VR6 badge*
Hahahaha what a joke
*Shot of engine bay*
Oh..
Hamsterwheel Nice likes
I don't get it can someone explain it
SILENT FLASH he actually has a big ass engine in his car
no what i mean is i don't get the VR6 joke as i am not a car person.
Because lot of people put on fake badges on a car. Like putting an M badge on a bmw 3 series with a 1.6 litre engine. At first I thought Boris did the same with the VR6 badge, until I saw he actually had that engine under the hood.
Boris *puts on VR6 badge*
Me: o rlly
Boris *has golf VR6*
Me: oh.
Борис: давай по бутылки пива!
@@Groupser sorry me no russian
@@ThomasFarquhar2
Эхх жалко...
@@Groupser what.
@@ThomasFarquhar2 забей...
I swear i learn more from this channel than i do school
ikr
*than . you should pay better attention.
Holy shit, are you in the middle of Africa or something?
Middle of America, probably. Have you SEEN kids these days?
Off* instead of from. You don't learn anything in school :P
4:58 RING RING BLYAT
Hello, mama, issoupready?
copied comment
not matter. because our comment
@@davemusic144 no, i dont read comments
Where do I buy this
I change my comment so you wouldn't know how i got this much of likes..
good guy dcp...
Lmao
good guy Nissan shitline u need lada
Хехе бой
Ээээ ты шо?!
Ey Boris
How to slav my phone ?
Oh shit
We mean our phone blyat
XDXDXD
*we
No I
@@vennecia5606we mean our phone xd
USA:iPhone
Russia:ourphone
I dont get these jokes ;-;
The irony of a Russian guy owning a German car...
Adidas is also german
This video was the beginning of my western spy break down (the first video I watched of Boris)
That too made by a company founded by the Weird Moustache Man of the 1930s himself
@@8.4_litre_V10 Lol "Weird Mustache Man" also called "Short Austrian Painter" and "Small Stature Artist"
it could be an east german one...
As a Slav I have un ironically done at least 5 of these things… I feel represented.
Showed to a Tesla
It's now a Teslav
Btw Nikola Tesla was actually slav
@@Waitwaitcook i am dead LMAO
@@Waitwaitcook that makes it even better
@@Waitwaitcook Balkan Slav
ConnorConnor
V for volt
0:03 he said grandmama instead of babushka
im starting to think that boris might be a western spy
*le gasp*
It's the same :/
@@jimmyzante2836 It's a joke :/
he said grandmama not grandma he no western spy
69th lioe
Now that's a real Blyatmobil.
i came upon these videos by accident , so glad i did, hilarious , our friend is slavic she couldn't stop laughing , neither could we, Boris your why I love the interent keep up the good work
The golf actually looks better now. Well done
BOOM RUSSIAN CARPETS EVERYWHERE
Dagestan for the win!
I put Persian carpet. Iran is friends with Slav states and Russia.
Except Russian carpets are usually made by skilled hands in Causasus.
But yeah, Iran has cheeki breeki S300 air-defence system.
Да comrade. Very strong cheeki breeki carpets indestructible by Iranian potatoe nuclear missile.
Who the blin cares about seat belts anyway?
Boris: Put vr6 badge!
Me: hehe, lol
Boris: *opens bonnet*
Me: well... Okay.
Stolen comment
Mike Andersen indeed a repost. But I didn't see it anymore, so I posted it again. Thanks otherwise for your great input
oh shit
Put a v12 sticker on a trabont
@@he.lena21 You don't get that sound anywhere else from a 2.8 straight 6. We call it a "voooraah"".
Спасибо, очень помогло. Теперь моя ласточка как новая. Лайк и подписка!!!!
Holy shit his car is actually a VR6? ;_;
Yup
MViH -HUNTER- mad power :D
Ricardo Gomes ye boii
A VR6 with straight pipes sounds fucking amazing
I had the same reaction...
Probably this comment won't get any attention from you, Boris, but I want to THANK YOU for your content. It always makes me laugh and be a little happier and escape from my depression or from my thoughts. So, THANK YOU
+Tempus Fugit
stay cheeki breeki, comrade
Comrade I am not of have car but I possess mighty truck of name Katusha, I shall make her into Super Soviet 3000.
Why katusha, why not Grad? Or S400 air defense system?
+Mike Hering
Agreed.
Vyeszalo na bereg S-trista =)
Anton Timofeev That actually works. Очень хорошо, товарищ!
i noris gets 2,000.000 can boris do da slav face (aka show face?)
I'm...actually seriously going to pick up a carpet for my seats. Maybe two. My blin machine is simple like Lada, but also old and the upholstery is cracking.
*Sees VR6 emblem*
“Ah thats fake for sure”
*Sees engine bay*
~Insert surprised pikachu meme here~
😮
Me too
Truuuuue
:0
was same, at first - ha ha putting vr6 sticker - oh on actual VR6 golf :D damn that car is a beast. Had it, the 2.8 in Golf is like 2.0 in fiat punto or smth :D
Slav my ride
Ysbrand vd Velde most underrated comment ever
Pimp my slav
so you wanna be a Slav but your car ain't fly you gotta hit us on and get a Slav car
IkkezzUsedEmber Ich totally vill slav mein gas tank
Ysbrand vd Velde You gotta SLAV my riiiide
No one:
Literally no one..
UA-cam: wanna slav up your ride?!
There is only 1 answer to that question: ДА!
"Sandwich"
- Hoovy
Well...yes but I don’t remember asking
Eye Of Ra - Hawka ah yes another fellow gamer
America: Pimp my ride
Russia: Slav my car
The fact that it actually is a vr6 tho lmao damn boris
Boris really know about cars more than we think.
Dude I was laughing so hard when I saw that it was actually a vr6 lol.
3:05 fake VR6, classic
3:45 hold up...
Legit vr6
r/woooosh
Should've put a VR8 sticker
Stop linking subreddits outside of reddit
@@DELTTAR r/ihavereddit
Instructions Unclear
5 Babushkas ended up in my backseat and dont want to leave
In our backseat
@Andrew' s You are unoriginal and unfunny your joke is so old
@@canon7714 our joke
@@STOPPPP-l3f r/woooooooooosh
@andrew lozande I got the joke it was just shit tho
VR6 Sign 😂😂😂
VR6 Engine 😶
Adam Stewart true...
he is just very advanced and bought fake VR6 engine cover
@@t-bone9239 you can hear that it's not just any Golf
1k likes because of me
6 years later this video still makes me laugh
The perfect car tutorial doesn’t exi-
Lol
Next up : how to create a slav GD level (since you play GD [Hence your Profile pic])
haha Im GM addict too :)
@Servine Gangster Discaple?
Ravtexis Gaming I don’t really play gd anymore and I couldn’t find a good pfp but sure xd
When he was putting those emblems in, I legit was expecting him to put in “BLYAT”
Same
Same
Buttermilk Pancakes he's not Russian; Estonian
Me 3
ME TOO
3:35 Who thought he is going to type "BLYAT"?
Edit: Eyy we hit 2k likes thanks to all of you
Me 😂
Me
Me.
I wouldve tbh.
Definitely me.
Me
6 years ago, this video shoved me into the world of Adidas and Slav life. I have no regrets, I finally have a car and bought vinyl pinstripe tape to Slav-up моя машина. Thank you for your never-ending entertainment Boris. Stay Cheeki Breeki 🤍
I showed this to my friends girlfriend
Now its our girlfriend
GANGBANG
@@doctorstrange7681 lmao
*SCARED POLISH SCREAMS*
"Its"?
@@HiroAnglon damn called the girl an object lol
Video proudly sponsored by Adidas.
Not. Sponsored by Adibas.
*Our* video
Денис Степаненко abidas
@@shitposts6737 abigass
boris just said "grandmama"?
BABUSHKA
BLYAT I JUST REALISED
I really want to like your comment but if i do then it will go from 69 likes to 70
Shit help me i dont know wot to doo
he is fake slav, he just want to show you show
FAKE SLAV?? I rather not believe that pizdec
No Devi suka
4:59 best part and you can't convince me otherwise
I followed the instructions to this video and I can no longer drive my car. My car just plays csgo non-stop now, and to make it even worse it only queues up on dust 2 with a ping of about 300. Thank you for making my car useless to me, Boris, it doesn't even need me anymore
In Soviet Russia we don't use life hacks
Life hacks use us
We use our
Our life hacks
@@mrbartis 7 omg this Adidas slavs culture born after ussr
US tho
Life fucks
I showed this to my trees
And now they are dimiTREES
Our treed
Call of duty world at war reference
IceFireWolf225 It doesn’t have to be a CoD WaW reference. Dimitri is a normal name in the slavified eastern world.
@@aleksandar122 oh I didn't know
@@aleksandar122I just know Dimitri Vangelis... And i love his music.
Whoever actually did this is a true legend
Ring Ring Blyat Mama Calling
Hello?
Mama?
Issoupready? 😂😂
Nikolai aka CasSpell can someone make that a ring tone
Matrix XDgaming how do you cut parts out??
@Matrix XDgaming mine too
I'm a Slav girl and when my guy pulls up with his car, this is the checklist I'm looking for
Good choice in men
Good choice 🤌🏼
Not a slav girl but this is what I'm also looking in men.
Gimme them fingers👨💍
same@@lly_09
If your Golf not slav enough?
You go buy Lada.
JDM Af buy lada or GAZ
JDM Af lada gaga? *hahahahahahahaha*
liquid kahraba Lada is a car you idiot.
REAL SLAV BUYS VOLGA.
idk wat to say WHAT DID I SAY? A GAZ IS A VOLGA!
nice vr6 boris
cortne williams check engine bay
Scurax :3
It is a VR6 look at 3:51
Magic Conch lol 666 likes
Northstar Prime everyone knows
Not everyone.
This is one of the first videos I watched here in this channel.
I always wondered why Russians put cameras on their car, I thought it was to dodge insurance scammers in court, but I guess I was wrong.
I spot a Nomad of Nowhere.
I want more episodes :'c
HyperlordXP Me too, it looked like it was going to be pretty freaking good too.
It’s all for the Slav girls, no?
TheTAB01 huh
3:45 First I thought this is a simple 1.8 90hp Golf and the VR6 sticker is a joke, but oyyy blin when I saw the 6cyl under the hood I said to myself: Where in the mayonez he found an original vr6?
I didn't realized the engine, i saw the rims, VR6 suspension have 5 bolts instead of 4.
also has the 260 kilometer counter box
@@mart1414 so wait, he has a low mileage high diserable trim of the MK3 golf? Damn, boris is secretly a millionare
I cant find that car in shit condition even and he is buying a almost new one
It died 2 years later.
1: buy lada
2: three stripes
3: kompot
1:36 when you get a license for the first time
0:19 slav girls after this video hahahaha
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ахахха
You know what? As a slav girl... I have to admit it.
Wow about 27 to 100 in a second
Agree
забыл покрасить балончиком диски, тонировку, наклейки на стекло, снять глушак и поставить иконки, да
Ну это же десять шагов, а не тачка на прокачку.
х** с этими дисками х** с наклейками но тонировку иконки по-любому должно быть
А еще приклеить на крышку бензобака ссущего мальчика и на заднее стекло "1941-1945 Можем повторить"
@@eduardzinovev1675 я увидел это видео, сразу про иконки и подумал, короче, лайка видео не заслужило
И стробоскопы поставить)
My Summer Car: Slav Edition.
kotakreed WESTERN SPY ALERT
UnknownVengeance funny how my summer car is made in Finland xD
UnknownVengeance YES
We need more Adidas apparels in MSC
KILLEKIRAHVI And the car is a Japanese Datsun 100A.
Its not your car.... It is our car
This video is gold.
Instant subscribe.
Indeed
talkhtw55 one hundred percent agreed
BORIS, you forgot the most important thing!! where is the orthodoxe icon???!!
Indeeд! тнат's тне веsт insuranсе уоu саи наve.
Lots and lots of Orthodox icons!
What I read "Tnat tne vest inusrance you cai nave" .
whats up fellow western spy?
Who would win
Thanos car or Slav car
AndroYoLo this battle would be so powerful that the multiverse would implode and restart so the battle would technically take a infinite amount of time meaning, there will be no victor
@@exterminatusbutton8723 aka, the slav car would win
Slav
One can destroy half a universe, but the other one can destroy the whole universe in one go.
slav car
I tought he was joking about VR6 Golf mk.3....but damn, i was wrong
Ring Ring. Blyat. Mama calling
TheNytdj Hello! Mama! Is soup ready?
TheNytdj hello mama is potato salad ready?
where did he get that orange phone ?
*OUR* car looks nice
*loads AK47*
Opens vodka
Does kazotisky kick
Sits in Slav squat
*COMMUNISM*
(Soviet anthem playing)
last time I'm came this quick my wife left me
U fucking genius
last time i came this early your mom left me.
Oh fuck off pickle
yep imma save this for when i get a car
100% sure
I played this to my grandmother
now she is Babushka
No...
*OUR BABUSHKA*
@@jonathanh.p1997 лол, неплохо
@@Okt1an sorry mate, I don't speak Russian
@@jonathanh.p1997 i said: lol, not bad)
@@Okt1an oh ok
3:10 : "ha like all the fake badges on the road"
3:46 : "...oh"
oh no
Thats fffcking 2.9 engine in 1150 kilos car...
😂😂😂
real vr6?
@@pasmoi4233 yeah. It is original vr6
3:36 I thought it was gonna be "BLyat"
me too
Lol me 2
What if mama sees your car?
He is very polite man)
Yea same
R.I.P
Apartje
U will always live in OUR hearts
1. Buy Lada
You probably meant "Trade sandwich for Lada"
Dont forget the yugo. True Slav car.
@@ukrainianamerican79years72 yugo is boring, Lada is powerful
You mean literally any eastern bloc car.
Golf is enough
Puts a VR6 badge on
Me: Ha, that's funny
I see the engine no more than 50 seconds later
Me: Oh ok, damn boris
Nicola D'Amico he actually has the type of engine
Because people were thinking of 90PS 1.6 and It come to 2.8 170PS
Хороший из тебя англичанин
I bet police seeing your car salute instead of chasing after it
_our_ car
They squat
They drive in the opposite direction as soon as they see it
*Our* Car**soviet anthem plays in de background**
They chase it then fill up the shot glass.
That was the first video of Boris I watched
Imagine if it wasn't recommended to me
Same here mister, and now it's been over two years.
Great Ideal First Vids ya got...
I saw Meat Jelly first, me. All are Ideal to Open Your Third Eye to THE SLAVIC WAY. 😗👍🏻👍🏻
@@gotyoubitch1628 Yeah this video caught my eye because it had a car which I love cars and then I saw how to slav it and I was like O_O I need to watch this. After that I saw more of Boris' content and subscribed to him
Me too. This was the video that got me into Slav culture.
@@philipphaberland4810 UA-cam recommended this to me in 2016, i am really happy today
Trying to slav a Peugeot 3008
Now it´s a Peugeot 1917
_our peugeot 1917_
kaan 😂
now is our peugeot 3008
Better with Peugeot 1007
And if it would crash or brake down, it will be Peugeot 1991
It is unforgivable to forget about the protection of the driver. Where are the icons of the Holy Trinity?
1:26 Putin Subwoofer :P
Chob0o 😂
I thought it was a microwave
Chob0o w
@@Astroscopic we can make even microwaves play music
what if you have a white car? do you do black Adidas pinstripes?
The Red Menace Gaming yes. That's how the shoes are
The Red Menace Gaming take spray paint and spray on black for true Slav experience
Yup, it will match with the tracksuit instead tho, more comfy
White car? The fucks dis? Western spy everywhere blin
paint your car black bro but no compromise with stripes XD
Nico, do you want to go bowling?!
Alejandro Mirabal Niko is serbian.
ToJa 2002 Do u even know what Slavic means u dumb fuck??? on our Launguage we r Called Pravoslavci thats where came Slav , Slavs r Serbian,Russian,Grece dumb fuckk
SinqzEdits I just said, that he is serbian. You don't have to insult me. I didn't do anything wrong, so shut up.
ummmmm Slavic isnt religion and Greece isnt Slavic country
SinqzEdits
Czechs, Poles, Slovaks, Belarusians, Russians, Ukrainians, Bosniaks, Croats, Macedonians, Montenegrins, Serbs, Slovenes and Bulgarians are Slavic nations, nothing to do with religion.
Greeks are not Slavic.
BORIS YOU ARE THE BEST ТЫ КЛЮЧ К МОЕЙ СЛАВЯНСКОЙ ЖИЗНИ, ПОЭТОМУ Я ТЕБЯ УВАЖАЮ, БОРИС!!!!
why I see this masterpiece shit in recommendation at 2 am only in 2019 ???
*we see
I'm seeing it at 3 am
a legend says that everybody sees this video in 2am or 3am i am seing at 2.50am
@@asdaasd123 1:31 pm.....
Dark Knight WTF ITS 2 AM FOR ME AND I JUS FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS AND SEEN YOUR COMMENT
Chernomobyl
Alois Albrecht this made my day
*RING RING BLYAT MAMA CALLING*
*PICK UP CYKA*
'-'WºW'-'
Hello? Mama? Issoupready
with that blyatiful accent
This was wery helpful for my A tractor lada VAZ-2101 thx felow comrad
"Ring Ring Blyat Mama Calling " got a new ringtone
Well ..... I. Russian it means
" Ring Ring Bitch(blyat) Mama Calling"
@@carolusgustav4649 isn't 'сука' bitch?
@@hubb8049 don't listen him. Blyat means Damn in here.
RAJ SINGH блять means fuck or shit
guys, shit "дерьмо", fuck "ебать or блять", bitch "сука".
you put that cone filter and boom,you lose some power...
+Roger Doger
but gain VROOOOOOM
Life of Boris you reply ?! I feel like touched like Иисус :О
On higher rpm u get more hp
negative
it may end up staying the same depending on how shitty your old filter is
for true power potential, make a box to put around the filter, so it's shielded from the hot air in the engine bay, and only sucks in true cold air of power goodness
that way you also keep VROOOOM
fellowship of the goat Having this air filter is not this simple.. I saw so many ppl not using the proper oil on it and they don't clear it.. They supposed to clear it after every 2000-3000 kilometer.
I am not Russian, I don't speak Russian, I'm not even slav. But man,
*THESE ARE MY PEOPLE*
Blyatful
Seems legit
I work as a car electrician in Russia, and I have a question - where are the church icons on the car dashboard? Why are seat belts instead? Where did a bunch of all the shit from the glove compartment and trunk go? Leather steering wheel is not in Russian style, our choice is bear fur. Not enough curtains instead of tinting.
OUR people
We all are slav, but we don't realize it
One thing missing is a glass/resin handle with a delicate flower inside, for your peredacha handle