@@komos63 Jumps made when you are in control of an enemy don't increase the jump counter,so it is possible to complete the game with the counter being at zero.
“Even though his body wanted to stop moving, the curse of the A-press lingered on. So Mario searched far and wide for a pool of water he could peacefully drown in.”
"With your dedication, you could cure cancer!" "But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to complete Super Mario 64 with an A press on every single frame."
Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time speedrunners could collectively break into the 4th dimension if they were told they'd get their name on a special list for doing it.
@@davidthecommenter Are pansexuals extremely into pain? Because I don't want a pan going there. Not even the smallest pan in the world. My kok should not have objects inserted into it.
@@davidthecommenter True. Just sounds like it'd be extremely painful to stick a pan (or a pancake) in there. (To be clear, I don't really think all pansexuals are into pain. I just had to make the pun.)
Pannen f***ing snapped. "Every time I make a video, people always tell me the same thing. 'Oh, Pannen, why don't you just press the A button?' They think they're such original comedians. Well I've had enough. You love A button presses, huh? Here, have *all the A button presses.* You asked for this."
Retro pants and jeans were having a great time to get the kids out for bats and cats to make sure that the reverend was the one that was in a relationship with the girl who was a little misinformed about the whole situation but she was not a good person and she listened to the tune of the music and she said it wasn't very good at all
@@SeveralGhostthose were Yahoos, but wow, did your comment set off a deeply embedded memory haha! I was like, "Of course they were Wahoos, what else would they be?" But curiosity got the better of me.
18:00 "The snowman's big head is going to be about the same, except that the penguin is going to have a neck injury." That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂 I don't know why, but that really struck me as funny!!!!
Pu enthusiasts: "So today im going to try and beat mario 64 with no A presses" Swankybox: "Nah, how about you try and beat mario 64 with ALL THE A PRESSES"
@Steve N That's not a tool; the A button values in the ROM itself are hacked. This would play identically if you ran it on the real hardware with a flash cartridge.
It's interesting how lopsided this challenge became: Bob-omb Battlefield was almost a complete, um... bomb, while Tick Tock Clock was smooth sailing. I was wincing at your struggles with the wind before the final pipe too because it really looked like the run was over at literally the last hurdle.
Kinda makes sense, though. When you get to Bob-omb Battlefield, you're still getting used to the controls. By the time you get to Tick Tock Clock, you have almost mastered Mario's moveset.
Oh god, and every time you try and whistle them back, your next throw cancels the call. You'd be running around manually gathering them as fast as you throw them. What a bloodbath.
“...,Though his body wanted to stop moving, the curse of the A Press lingered on, so Mario searched far and wide for a pool of water he could peacefully drown in.” What a lovely narrative of such a depressing death. 😂 19:02
I'm just imagining that Mario woke up this morning and his legs just wouldn't stop spasming! Then, everyone kind of catches on and when they want to talk to him they grab him while his legs are constantly extending and retracting.
@@youdrilledoutmydick3 it is tiny compared to a horse's penis, it is actually huge in relation to the average human penis. Btw, SMG4: the day mario... Etc
@Steve N wish he was more open about him and his vids. If youd put his sm64 knowledge into an iq test hed have over 200iq. Yet all pannen does is a single vid every 4 month or so. Really sad.
Ok so. Mario 64 takes on average 13 hours to beat 120 stars. 70 stars would most likely take 8 hours. Do to the challenge it would take longer. With all this extra challenge we could assume it takes him about 12 hours. There are 3600 seconds in an hour, there are 12 hours, so 12 x 3600 = 43200. Multiply this 60 because it runs at 60 frames per second. 43200 x 60 = 2,592,000. So about 100,000 - 250,000 times do to the frames he is in the air and collecting stars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Edit: thank you Geronimo Silva for reminding me about the frames he’s in the air.
Here's the lore for this challenge. Kamek puts a curse on mario, forcing him to jump constantly. Only peach can break the curse using the big star's power, and bowser considered saving peach with the curse to be impossible. But after way more hours than he was willing to admit, mario defeated bowser for the final time and rescued peach. Using the power of the stars, peach breaks the curse and mario immediately faints. Luigi and peach rush mario to the hospital, concerned about mario's health. The doctor diagnosed that mario just passed out from extreme exhaustion, and estimates that he should wake up in a few days or so. in that time mario had a seemingly endless nightmare about bowser, kamek, and bowser jr. watching him jump constantly, laughing at him and taunting him all the while. When mario finally awoke, he commits suicide in front of peach and luigi, and gets revived by a 1-up mushroom he ate in secret. Mario then storms off to bowser's castle, brutally murdering all of bowser's minions in his path. When he finally reached bowser's castle, he begins killing everyone except bowser, kamek and bowser jr, who just got beaten within an inch of their lives, tied up, and hung over a lava pit. Bowser junior is then slowly lowered into the lava, than bowser, and finally kamek. Ever since the executions of bowser, jr, and kamek, mario spent the rest of his days hunting down the surviving members of bowser's army. everyone in the mushroom kingdom now fears their once great hero, terrified of what he's done, and continues to do. *what do you think?*
@Aleksandar Widulski A * 10^9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999? Am I close enough to enough?
@@somerandomashellperson7130 A * 10^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^10 I think that's as good as its gonna get.
I would like to explain something that I found out speedrunning 16 star. When racing kuppa and I get to the end I jump around and mess with the pole, this is what I want to talk about. I found out if you press a and b at the same time Mario will jump off and dive at the same time which causes him to go up and catch the pole at the same time. My theory is you can spam b at lava land and get elevator star. I have no idea if this will work but based on my experience I think that that star is actually possible. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
He doesn't really, though. The correct why to phonetically explain how to pronounce "Pannenkoek" would be "Pahn-an-cook". You can't gather the correct pronunciation from what he wrote.
I counted. There were 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
These sort of insane Mario 64 challenge runs are really fascinating simply because of the routing. So many stars are just impossible in some challenges, but since you only need to meet the progressive totals for each Bowser fight, it's always interesting to see which stars get skipped and which can be pulled off with enough luck and/or skill.
Damn, this has to be one of the most insane Super Mario 64 challenge runs I've ever seen. Seriously, the sheer amount of patience you had to get through the whole game like this is ridiculous, especially with the whole 'can only open doors by triple jumping' thing. Some kudos on completing it, and good job on the video as a whole!
I like how pannenkoek told you how to pronounce his name over discord even though pannenkoek is a Dutch word that is pronounced completely differently.
Sorry that you suffered. Still, this was great, & I'm eager to see another exotic challenge concept like this done by someone like you! Thanks for uploading! 0:28 What was Pannenkoek2012 saying "No thanks" to ? 16:13 The invisible Bowser seems to explode into coins, too! 18:03 Lol, oh dear. 19:09 Poor Mario.... 22:52 Poor Mario. Why does that happen to him?
SwankyBox I would expect an answer like that from pannen, based on what happened during the production of rolling rocks 0.5x (which is detailed in the UncommentatedPannen FAQ).
I would like to suggest my idea of hell for an upcoming video. A combination of the goomba infestation along with the continuous A button pressing both at the same time in the same game play.
“For channeling our inner wahoo.” IVE NEVER HEARD SUCH DETERMINATION “Hello internet, welcome to class.” 🤔 “It was just wahoo and torture.” “To attempt to grab him”
It took me a bit to realize this wasn't TASed. It's interesting to make a human get through all this, but given who the challenge came from and the type of challenge it was, I was hoping to see all of what is possible.
At least we know where all the unused A-presses went.
And what about the half press missing?
@@benjulc9271 they were all fused to make full presses to enter this challenge
@Soffix What's your UA-cam avatar from?
@@benjulc9271 An a-press is an a-press. You can't say its only a half.
@@masonmatt2145 Sure TJ """"Henry"""" Yoshi
*"dangit, i accidentally did a frame-perfect wall kick again"*
*”That’s the third time this week!”*
simpleflips be like
My dad has the same problem
One time I accidentally did a frame perfect pixel perfect trick on the original super Mario bros
I’m not joking
“Hello internet, welcome to class” this is the most entertaining online schooling class I’ve ever been in
Ikr
when i heard “hello internet” i thought “welcome to game theory”
Class full of boomers
*Hello class, welcome to Internet*
School is already over which is why I don’t like this line
It truly is
Imagine this with odyssey and seeing the jump count at the end
I wonder how his legs would feel
@juegen terraria bois why E u need more than 14 jumps to beat the game
Robin Welper actually you need no jumps to beat odyssey.
@@komos63 Jumps made when you are in control of an enemy don't increase the jump counter,so it is possible to complete the game with the counter being at zero.
9999999 free female tod stars
“Even though his body wanted to stop moving, the curse of the A-press lingered on. So Mario searched far and wide for a pool of water he could peacefully drown in.”
Story of my life
"With that, we fish Mario's burnt corpse out of the water and head on out with 5 new stars." I don't know why I'm laughing at this, but I am
I don't want to lioe because even number but it's so funny tho
"Lucky for us we have a nice water level in our sight."
No one has genuinely uttered such a cursed statement until now
As someone who actually likes the water dungeons in Zelda, I can confirm this statement is false.
In fairness, most of the water levels are pretty nice and relaxing in Super Mario 64.
@@crazyluigi6664 That's until you end up with 1 - 3 power and in a rush for coins.
He said that on ddd instead of jrb
This make me chuckle.
"With your dedication, you could cure cancer!"
"But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to complete Super Mario 64 with an A press on every single frame."
Not the hero we want, but the hero we deserve
Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time speedrunners could collectively break into the 4th dimension if they were told they'd get their name on a special list for doing it.
me kil no one deserves Pannenkoek.
No one is that awful.
I appreciate the Spiderman reference.
@@karlykarlicious8465 Any% Cancer Curing Run, let's go boys
Imagine having to hear "wa hoohoo yahoo" and "ya hoohoo waha" for over an hour straight without stopping
Imagine turning off the volume
Imagine turning up the volume.
@@GodlyNib W A H O O B I T C H
Why did he have his volume up and not off!?!?
Mute button?
Imagine being peach in the window and seeing the plumber thats supposed to save you, *only to see him struggle to open the first door*
Shiftale Chara
_Its Storyshift chara; didn't expect to see a undertale fan here tho-_
So.... SMG4'S Mario?
@@ianfinrir8724 *_yup_*
And he's jumping uncontrollably
"I have to say, I don't really know if this was fun" That cracked me up.
someone: "bruh just press A"
pannenkoek: "oh you want A presses...okay, then, i'll give you A presses"
You either have half, or I N F I N I T E
_You Want "A" Press? Pannenkoek Show You "A" Press!_
the pannenkoek apparation
this video took all of pannen’s a presses
@@phroggu There's no such thing as half an A press. You either press A or not. * hears sound of gun cocking behind me *
"So Mario searched far and wide for a pool of water he could peacefully drown in." - SwankyBox, 2020
He could not die because he was jumping, Im literally dying
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111TH LIKE!!!
When does he say this
@@JadeDeco789 18:54
I love how the house is "Bandy's Big House" now
Hi Nathaniel, tell Bathaniel I said hi
Listen pal, you’ve been an integral part of Mario lore for a long time lmao
Bandy in the Big Blue House
Nandy's Nice House.
(Shout Outs To Bathaniel)
Sweet it's Bandy!
“This concept came from ‘Pan-in-kok’2012”
Pannen’s message: directly states how to pronounce his name
"Pan-in-kok"
Pansexuals: _now that's what i'm talking about_
Dat's da joke.
@@davidthecommenter Are pansexuals extremely into pain? Because I don't want a pan going there. Not even the smallest pan in the world. My kok should not have objects inserted into it.
@@bane2201 depends if the pansexual is a masochistic, i don't think you'll actually be able to get a pan inside your urethra.
@@davidthecommenter True. Just sounds like it'd be extremely painful to stick a pan (or a pancake) in there.
(To be clear, I don't really think all pansexuals are into pain. I just had to make the pun.)
“But then Mario has a seizure.”
Nah, I’m pretty sure Crash Bandicoot is slowly claiming Mario’s soul.
*looks at your profile picture*
WOAH!!
@@NoahtheEpicGuy crash 4?
Pannen f***ing snapped.
"Every time I make a video, people always tell me the same thing. 'Oh, Pannen, why don't you just press the A button?' They think they're such original comedians. Well I've had enough. You love A button presses, huh? Here, have *all the A button presses.* You asked for this."
Cue the Maniacal Supervillain Laugh.
I was looking for this comment. I was surprised to see his name in the title.
This comment is *_genius_*
Wtf?
Pancake man turning from a hero to a villain.
Probably the only time you'll ever say, "Thank god, a water level."
Retro pants and jeans were having a great time to get the kids out for bats and cats to make sure that the reverend was the one that was in a relationship with the girl who was a little misinformed about the whole situation but she was not a good person and she listened to the tune of the music and she said it wasn't very good at all
Apollo Vanron should i call an ambulance
@@MuzikBike I forgot I did that. My phone tries to guess what I am going to type so I decided to only use the recommended text.
oh ok lmao, dont worry about it
nah I don't thank god because he isn't real
"One Wahoo At A Time" sounds like the title of an autobiography, doesn't it?
A tell-all tale of genocide and revolution by Lemuel Gulliver
"One Wahoo at a Time: The Story of the Jumping Plumber Mario"
That should be the title of Charles Martinet's autobiography
@@ianfinrir8724 It'd certainly be a memorable title, that's for sure.
@@SeveralGhostthose were Yahoos, but wow, did your comment set off a deeply embedded memory haha! I was like, "Of course they were Wahoos, what else would they be?" But curiosity got the better of me.
I like how despite the fact that you never unlocked the wing cap, Mario still flies out on one
18:00 "The snowman's big head is going to be about the same, except that the penguin is going to have a neck injury."
That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂 I don't know why, but that really struck me as funny!!!!
Same xD
So your the penguin?
@@ob101canobi why? Because of the neck injury that I get from watching this Video over and over again? :D
@@simplyshorts748 thanks for my first reply ever at 6 mins ago
@@simplyshorts748 Nod every time Mario jumps Up and down for the true neck injury.
Imagine being Mario's calves.
Big bois
he could be the world's fastest ring fit adventure speedrunner
Imagine being between his calves
Imagine being the eldritch monster in your pfp
h e l l
"805152 A presses are 805152 A presses, you can't say they're only 805151 and half"
--TJ "Henry" Yoshi
and A press half*
So this is what he’s been saving all those A presses for
*HMMMMMMMM*
LMAO
That’s...
Mario's been building up those half A presses for this challenge.
@@Higihihihihi an a press is an a press, you can't say it's only half
well alright TJ "Henry" Yoshi
Pu enthusiasts: "So today im going to try and beat mario 64 with no A presses"
Swankybox: "Nah, how about you try and beat mario 64 with ALL THE A PRESSES"
the duality of man
"I've heard Mario wahoo, more times than I wan't to hear him wahoo. **Sims intensifies**
Isn't that Woohoo, not Wahoo?
*W A H O O*
Bro learn grammar please
@@angelopalermo880 bro, shut up please.
@@dracos0024 yes
The mod where opening the first door in the game is a frame-perfect, TAS-only trick.
It's not tas only though?
@@FFKonoko it was a joke smartass
@Steve N That's not a tool; the A button values in the ROM itself are hacked. This would play identically if you ran it on the real hardware with a flash cartridge.
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It's interesting how lopsided this challenge became: Bob-omb Battlefield was almost a complete, um... bomb, while Tick Tock Clock was smooth sailing. I was wincing at your struggles with the wind before the final pipe too because it really looked like the run was over at literally the last hurdle.
It was tear jerking for me in all honesty. Reading this comment hit the nail on the head there.
Kinda makes sense, though. When you get to Bob-omb Battlefield, you're still getting used to the controls. By the time you get to Tick Tock Clock, you have almost mastered Mario's moveset.
This is why everyone dislikes the spring mushroom
I actually like the spring shroom because it’s a really neat mechanic in the Galaxy games. Plus, springs are cool.
Super Smash Burger
I agree, but it gets annoying sometimes. Also ya springs are cool! What if there was a slinky power up? 🤣
I like it. It's unique. And a challenge...
@@ChonkyYT funny. I was going to be minimalistic and just say ^ to imply I liked the spring... But you sniped the second comment by 20 seconds. Smooth
I personally thought it was too slow and imprecise
Tj "henry" yoshi would never have been able to do this
Yeah alot of people who don't actually know about the mechanics still make the same overused jokes
But it is a full a press
@Echoes-P But is it a full overused joke,or a half overused joke?
Something is amazing to me about how much can be done with Mario 64. It NEVER gets boring and I love it
This redefines “jumpman”
He really was up to somethin
@@RadioactiveKetchup ba dum tss
I love how cascade kingdom, a happy song, plays while he talks about how he cant do anything.
Peace and tranquility mode now available for this *speedrun*
Well when I tell myself I’m worth nothing and everyone hates me I turn on a Kirby soundtrack
We 💖can’t even long jump💖
i can't wait to fail college and hear new donk city day start playing
Imagine bleeding out and hearing "Best Day Ever"
Headline: Pancake Man creates torture device to punish those meming on his masterpiece in an ironic fashion.
akechi
@@tifawockhardt i was thinking the same thing
Watch For Rolling Rocks with 10,000,000.5 A Presses!
0:22 "This concept actually came from Pan-in-coke..."
0:27 "(1) Pan-in-ko-ek"
Zeg makker, hij zei het gwn prima
ja precies
I want to see someone do this with Pikmin, it would be hilarious seeing Pikmin just flying everywhere all the time
Oh god, and every time you try and whistle them back, your next throw cancels the call. You'd be running around manually gathering them as fast as you throw them. What a bloodbath.
“...,Though his body wanted to stop moving, the curse of the A Press lingered on, so Mario searched far and wide for a pool of water he could peacefully drown in.”
What a lovely narrative of such a depressing death. 😂 19:02
It's lovely for you?
I'm just imagining that Mario woke up this morning and his legs just wouldn't stop spasming! Then, everyone kind of catches on and when they want to talk to him they grab him while his legs are constantly extending and retracting.
I think his legs would be more prone to just falling off than still jumping
i can see SMG4 doing an episode about this
SMG4: The day the Mario couldn't stand still
also you're not getting me with that tag
@@youdrilledoutmydick3 it is tiny compared to a horse's penis, it is actually huge in relation to the average human penis. Btw, SMG4: the day mario... Etc
@@davidthecommenter that's how you do it
Nintendos next mobile game: Super Mario Jump, where Mario jumps all the time
I mean hey, Sonic did it
Probably
Final Wdym Sonic did it?
@@supersmashburger there was one mobile sonic game where you make a character you choose go as high as possible using platforms.
Bean Dreams makes you jump all the time.
Pannenkoek2012: *starts breaking the space-time continuum*
imagine if they used this as an anti-piracy measure when the game first released...
i commit die in that instance
That would have been insane
No
But have it only activate 15 minutes into the game, that way they are just left confused.
@@Triumph263 nah cus then people would be able to pirate and speedrun the game before it started up
0:27 I'm really wondering if the 2nd question pannenkoek was responding to was "Would you be willing to do this challenge yourself?" lol
@Steve N wish he was more open about him and his vids. If youd put his sm64 knowledge into an iq test hed have over 200iq. Yet all pannen does is a single vid every 4 month or so. Really sad.
Next up “can you beat Super Mario 64?” I just wanna see you 100% the game. Besides, after this, you could use a break.
NO I CAN'T
Swanky box speedrun
He should do a 0 star run
@@JustAK1rb0 hey bro how are you
"100%"
So 120 stars then?
This really puts the 'jump' in Jumpman.
YEAH 69 LIKES
This challenge really makes you feel like Jumpman
Here take my Like!
i was about to comment that
This is the funniest one yet. I admire your dedication to doing these obscure torturous runs
19:07 I've never laughed harder in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think everyone appreciates the trouble you went to for this video, and I really enjoyed it!
I'm genuinely curious about how many times Mario actually said "wahoo" lol
1000223788000 times
Ok so. Mario 64 takes on average 13 hours to beat 120 stars. 70 stars would most likely take 8 hours. Do to the challenge it would take longer. With all this extra challenge we could assume it takes him about 12 hours. There are 3600 seconds in an hour, there are 12 hours, so 12 x 3600 = 43200. Multiply this 60 because it runs at 60 frames per second. 43200 x 60 = 2,592,000. So about 100,000 - 250,000 times do to the frames he is in the air and collecting stars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Edit: thank you Geronimo Silva for reminding me about the frames he’s in the air.
@@Luca-yh9km you're a fucking genius
At least six
@@Luca-yh9km r/TheyDidTheMath
24:49 his words are in sync with marios jumps lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Swanky's way to get PTSD:
Wha, wha, wah-hoo!
Wha, wha, wah-hoo!
Wha, wha, wha-hoo!
Wha, wha, wha-hoo!
Wha, wha, wha-hoo!
Wha, wha, wha-hoo!
Wha, wha, wha-hoo!
That just sounds like an avg sir pelo Mario video
wha, wha, wha-hoo!
Here's the lore for this challenge. Kamek puts a curse on mario, forcing him to jump constantly. Only peach can break the curse using the big star's power, and bowser considered saving peach with the curse to be impossible. But after way more hours than he was willing to admit, mario defeated bowser for the final time and rescued peach. Using the power of the stars, peach breaks the curse and mario immediately faints. Luigi and peach rush mario to the hospital, concerned about mario's health. The doctor diagnosed that mario just passed out from extreme exhaustion, and estimates that he should wake up in a few days or so. in that time mario had a seemingly endless nightmare about bowser, kamek, and bowser jr. watching him jump constantly, laughing at him and taunting him all the while. When mario finally awoke, he commits suicide in front of peach and luigi, and gets revived by a 1-up mushroom he ate in secret. Mario then storms off to bowser's castle, brutally murdering all of bowser's minions in his path. When he finally reached bowser's castle, he begins killing everyone except bowser, kamek and bowser jr, who just got beaten within an inch of their lives, tied up, and hung over a lava pit. Bowser junior is then slowly lowered into the lava, than bowser, and finally kamek. Ever since the executions of bowser, jr, and kamek, mario spent the rest of his days hunting down the surviving members of bowser's army. everyone in the mushroom kingdom now fears their once great hero, terrified of what he's done, and continues to do.
*what do you think?*
"How could you torture me with this challenge??"
Proceeds to do extra levels
How long before this is a speed category
wondered the same :D
*Super Mario 64 Auto-Jump%*
Please no
@@fhtraveler *Blindfolded*
Nobody:
Swankys controller:AaaaAAaAAAaaaaAAAAAaaAAAaa
Literally
PatCantSleep AAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAA
mine: AYXBAYAYYAYAYAYAABABABBABABAAXAXAXAXXAXAXYA
PatCantSleep
i am a steve i must find the diamond and build an house
*insert the inputs required to beat smb1 1-1*
They gave up on minimum A Presses, it's time for MAXIMUM A PRESSES.
@@QuantSpazar -64/10 not enough A presses.
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@Aleksandar Widulski A * 10^9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999? Am I close enough to enough?
@@somerandomashellperson7130 A * 10^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^999^10
I think that's as good as its gonna get.
@@ariescobar1346 A x Googelplex *Cubed.* there ya go.
Imperial Guard: "You got a real spring to your step, have you been jumping?"
This looks just like when i play with my 1 year old. We both have a 1st player controller. It is a nightmare every time.
How does that work? Asking for my own masochistic curiosity
17:59
"Snowman's big head is about the same, except the penguin is going to have a neck injury." This broke me lol
Me too 😂
Mario: “ima tired”
This mod: jump
*do it again*
The day we need TJ "Henry" Yoshi to see what he had set in motion, and he doesn't seem to be here. I'll let him be.
He does still comment on youtube videos sometimes. People always scare him away by quoting the half an a press thing he said though.
I would like to explain something that I found out speedrunning 16 star. When racing kuppa and I get to the end I jump around and mess with the pole, this is what I want to talk about. I found out if you press a and b at the same time Mario will jump off and dive at the same time which causes him to go up and catch the pole at the same time. My theory is you can spam b at lava land and get elevator star. I have no idea if this will work but based on my experience I think that that star is actually possible. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
“The penguin is going to have a neck injury” lmao
"Lucky for us, we have a nice water level in our sights" is a sentence you can only hear in this kind of challenges
This man feels like he is experiencing unyeilding rage but is trying to stay composed
18:01 “Snowman’s big head is about the same, except penguins gonna have a neck injury” 💀
:-(
rip
I think having a 89,94 kg plumber on him would already break it's neck, I don't even want to imagine having it jumping endlessly on it...
Does this count as a comment, or a quote?
I LOL’d
Well played you have some great dedication to these torture challenges.
I love how you mispronounce his name even though you show text where he explains how to do it correctly
He doesn't really, though. The correct why to phonetically explain how to pronounce "Pannenkoek" would be "Pahn-an-cook". You can't gather the correct pronunciation from what he wrote.
@@dracos0024 pan
en
ko
eck
not cook
ko-eck
@@lucidattf No it's cook. It's literally the Dutch word for pancake.
@@dracos0024 but it's his name, that he says how to pronounce in the discord message at the beginning of the vid
@@dracos0024 cock*
I dont think he is dutch tho.
The most suboptimal ABC run ever...
It only took 427,022 A Presses. I'm starting to get the hang of it!
@@SwankyBox We can only go up from here!
@Regian you didn't account the amount of frame where he was on the air
@@deepblueking5245 the bot is still pressing a while in mid air, hence the frame perfect wall kicks
The exhaustion in his voice throughout the entire video is enlightening
So like I get this is a “challenge” video, but why did you torture yourself like this
He does what must be done
@@Gay_Priest this is the way
Oh brother this is tame compared to the things mitten squad does
Science, and to push the limits of humanity
A Russian from CS:GO they do the things that don’t necessarily have to be done... but should
> "Comes from Pannenkohk"
> Next image is him telling you how to pronounce the name
"When Mario has a seizure" (mario jump-diving up the pole) Me: (laugh fest)
I wish there was a counter visibly keeping track of how many A presses there were
I counted. There were 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
@@superpunk1762 wow, so funny
@@masonmatt2145 wow so unnecessarily mean
the counter goes offscreen
it would be frame counter so it would track the time played
"That sounds like a good challange"
Little did he know, he would soon regret that.
I love how he put the file select music all over the intro Pannen style ;)
Oh okay, so basically the Spring Shroom in Mario 64? Yep, just what we needed.
These sort of insane Mario 64 challenge runs are really fascinating simply because of the routing.
So many stars are just impossible in some challenges, but since you only need to meet the progressive totals for each Bowser fight, it's always interesting to see which stars get skipped and which can be pulled off with enough luck and/or skill.
7:58 When moving on to cool cool mountain Swanky just sounds so done with this XD
im amazed you didn't mention that when you die on the last bowser fight it throws back into the wind.
Damn, this has to be one of the most insane Super Mario 64 challenge runs I've ever seen. Seriously, the sheer amount of patience you had to get through the whole game like this is ridiculous, especially with the whole 'can only open doors by triple jumping' thing.
Some kudos on completing it, and good job on the video as a whole!
This is like when your controller button got sticky and had to take apart to clean it. Can't believe you did this on purpose. Crazy person!
I like how pannenkoek told you how to pronounce his name over discord even though pannenkoek is a Dutch word that is pronounced completely differently.
0:22 Pronounces Pannenkoek2012 "Pannen-coke" when he directly received a message from the guy saying "Pan-in-ko-ek" lol. Nonetheless great video!
I have to assume you’re not a native english speaker, because he pronounced exactly what he wrote: “pan-in-ko-ek”
@@keitow8577 wait you pronounce coke as "ko-ek"?????? not "koh-k"?
So that's where all the A presses that Pannenkoek had been saving went!
i like the part where he jumps
The part where mario jumps is better
He was jumping the whole time, actually
There, I got the r/woooosh out of the way, continue to discuss the joke peacefully
Matt from Wii Sports YOO ITS MATT FROM WII SPORTS WHATS YOUR Win to loss ratio in boxing
such a great way to say nice video lol
Thats like saying you like the vid- Ohhhhhhhh..
Alternate Title: Mario accidentally wore moonshoes
This seems to kind of turn it into a puzzle game.
Sorry that you suffered. Still, this was great, & I'm eager to see another exotic challenge concept like this done by someone like you! Thanks for uploading!
0:28 What was Pannenkoek2012 saying "No thanks" to ?
16:13 The invisible Bowser seems to explode into coins, too!
18:03 Lol, oh dear.
19:09 Poor Mario....
22:52 Poor Mario. Why does that happen to him?
Maybe it was no to a collaboration?
He might have asked for he to not give him thanks for the idea thingy, and told him how to pronouce his name
As for the no thanks part - I was asking him if he wanted to have his voice in the video at all.
SwankyBox I would expect an answer like that from pannen, based on what happened during the production of rolling rocks 0.5x (which is detailed in the UncommentatedPannen FAQ).
@@SwankyBox Oh neat! Thanks for the clarification!
Please make “hello internet, welcome to class!” your intro for every video please. There’s just something so neat about it.
“Please enjoy my suffering. :)” ~ SwankyBox, 2020
Swanky is doing insane parkour with an A press per frame that I can’t do normally.
I think it would be nice to show the collected/non-collected stars when you move on to the next stage
"snowman's big head is about the same, except the penguin has a neck injury"
something about the way you said that made me damn near piss myself
The Bowser in the Dark world theme at the end sounds so fitting, I just love your music choice
The song is called "Koopa's Road"
And with this challenge, simpleflips can finally become complexsomersaults.
1, 2 Oatmeal
Naruto: Has Chakra
One Piece: Haki
Jojos Bizarre Adventure: Hamon and Stands
SwankyBox: "By channelling our inner Wahoo-"
I would like to suggest my idea of hell for an upcoming video.
A combination of the goomba infestation along with the continuous A button pressing both at the same time in the same game play.
NEXT EPISODE OF PANNENKOEK: “Super Mario 64, but every frame is an A-Press in 0.5 A-Presses.”
*points* - This comment here, officer
To answer that, we'll need to talk about parallel universes
Can we all agree Swankey is getting a bit bored with quarentine?
Nah, I think he's making ample use of his extra time.
I like how the discord message you posted literally says how to pronounce his name and you still pronounce it wrong.
“For channeling our inner wahoo.” IVE NEVER HEARD SUCH DETERMINATION
“Hello internet, welcome to class.” 🤔
“It was just wahoo and torture.”
“To attempt to grab him”
It took me a bit to realize this wasn't TASed. It's interesting to make a human get through all this, but given who the challenge came from and the type of challenge it was, I was hoping to see all of what is possible.