Can You Beat Super Mario 64 if 126,000 Goombas Try To Stop You?

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @baconchan8939
    @baconchan8939 3 роки тому +2550

    So Bowser came with an actual army this time

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 роки тому +17

      I keep seeing you

    • @The_Mad_Regent
      @The_Mad_Regent 3 роки тому +91

      And he still lost.

    • @Kora_Bronze
      @Kora_Bronze 3 роки тому +5

      Mario64

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 3 роки тому +79

      Bowser: We have an army.
      Mushroom Kingdom: We have a Mario.

    • @Tony_II
      @Tony_II 3 роки тому +27

      @@Fr0staX And a Luigi.

  • @woofbark6575
    @woofbark6575 3 роки тому +3079

    I died of laughter when the goombas literally crowd-surfed you from lethal lava land to shifting sand land.

  • @evangonzalez3363
    @evangonzalez3363 3 роки тому +1168

    Goombas: "We have you 126,00 to one!"
    Mario: *"I like those odds."*

    • @liamhansolo1464
      @liamhansolo1464 3 роки тому +37

      126,000*

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 3 роки тому +44

      “Then it’s a fair fight”

    • @py_346
      @py_346 3 роки тому +9

      @@lolstalgic9602 All crusiers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!

    • @thebenholdorf
      @thebenholdorf 3 роки тому +8

      @@py_346 but they are going for one person only: mario

    • @platinumfactor
      @platinumfactor 3 роки тому +10

      You're missing a zero, bud.

  • @Harmless_Music
    @Harmless_Music 3 роки тому +1508

    “Spamming tons of enemies is bad level design”
    Super Mario 64 modders:

    • @ian09srb26
      @ian09srb26 3 роки тому +112

      Super Mario Maker 2 Community:

    • @SquidyStudios
      @SquidyStudios 3 роки тому +32

      Little Timmys in a nutshell

    • @ian09srb26
      @ian09srb26 3 роки тому +9

      @@SquidyStudios I already mentioned that if you couldn’t tell.

    • @SquidyStudios
      @SquidyStudios 3 роки тому +19

      I have brain damage

    • @k96man
      @k96man 3 роки тому +12

      Serious Sam:"how come nobody told me!"

  • @RabidKanid
    @RabidKanid 3 роки тому +2324

    Every Goomba that has ever existed put in one game: "There's Mario! GET HIM!"

    • @cinnamoone3553
      @cinnamoone3553 3 роки тому +54

      this is the single most beautiful statement ever

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch 3 роки тому +17

      Is this a reference to speedrunner x youtubers where charii5 made a GET HIM Toad voice?

    • @LastStraightFlyinCataclysm
      @LastStraightFlyinCataclysm 3 роки тому +20

      They’re all from super Mario maker

    • @nabbitgohome9672
      @nabbitgohome9672 3 роки тому +16

      (Smg4 refence) Get the mother (Beeeep)
      (For any kids that maybe are reading this comment)

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 3 роки тому +13

      The exception: the allied Goombas (like Goombella) from the Paper Mario games ☺

  • @icanhearcolors3984
    @icanhearcolors3984 2 роки тому +123

    12:08 "The crowd will carry you off to the edge of the map, as you cry in agony" I couldn't stop laughing at that

  • @Vgamer311
    @Vgamer311 3 роки тому +536

    I feel like this is just a test of patience more than anything else. There’s nothing actually stopping you from just bouncing for a few hours on every star.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 роки тому +49

      But then you if you screw something up you have to start over. The challenge is finding the strategy with the best chance of success for time invested, then developing the skill to pull it off.
      I mean, you can make use of slow but easy cheeses in most games. The entire genre of RPGs can be made into a cake-walk by just grinding until you're super-strong and therefore not needing any strategy in battle. But that's boring.

    • @placeholder4029
      @placeholder4029 3 роки тому +29

      @@ManoredRed That's actually a thing in game design. Game designers have to stop players from "optimizing the fun out of a game".

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 роки тому +8

      @@placeholder4029 Yes, avoiding including easy but boring ways to win.

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 2 роки тому +3

      @@ManoredRed to be fair, time only matters if it's relevant to the challenge. If not relevant, then any method is considered viable, even if slow. Also, while a lot of games do provide "easier" ways to beat the game and its challenges, there are quite a few that either simply don't or at least include harder challenges that do require you to optimize and have a certain level of skill, including many RPGs.
      In any case, games are meant to be fun and to be beaten by the average player so most aren't made terribly difficult and will give multiple methods of beating challenges, including slower routes that require patience.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 2 роки тому

      @@seandobbins2231 I think time becomes relevant to the challenge when it requires you to continuously perform an action correctly for a very long time, because then it asks the question of whenever its feasible for a human to do so. Humans make mistakes, specially when exhaustion is added in.

  • @notthisuniverse
    @notthisuniverse 3 роки тому +767

    "It wasn't until I noticed his body, that I realised I had won"
    Excellent quote

  • @brianjenkins3602
    @brianjenkins3602 3 роки тому +70

    37:23 "And (so) like a mad alchemist, we begin transforming soft goomba bodies into solid gold with the daftness of our slide kick."
    Positively Shakespearean

  • @El_Omar2203
    @El_Omar2203 3 роки тому +967

    Took me a bit too long to realize that the 126,000 Goombas are spread through all the game, not on each level. 😅

  • @skeletorthebest7204
    @skeletorthebest7204 3 роки тому +480

    There are no “referenced checkpoints” in the Cool Cool Mountain slide. The game determines whether you’ve cheated or not by seeing if you’ve been the air for 2 seconds or more, or if you’ve taken the shortcut.

    • @calemr
      @calemr 3 роки тому +63

      Thanks, Skeletor!

    • @dormanius
      @dormanius 3 роки тому +8

      How does it check if you used the shortcut without a checkpoint

    • @calemr
      @calemr 3 роки тому +31

      @@dormanius perhaps the shortcut doesn't count as being on the slide, and thus you're off the slide too long? Or there's a trigger on the entrance.

    • @skeletorthebest7204
      @skeletorthebest7204 3 роки тому +48

      @@dormanius There’s a trigger in the shortcut area that lets the penguin know you cheated.

    • @MysticalOriginz
      @MysticalOriginz 3 роки тому +7

      @@skeletorthebest7204 no it’s based on your position relative to your height. Simple said this in one of the 10vs1 races

  • @SegaDisneyUniverse
    @SegaDisneyUniverse 3 роки тому +134

    28:23 I literally laughed so hard that I ended up getting a headache! That 0 to death combo was absolute gold!🤣

    • @rafedewar4701
      @rafedewar4701 Рік тому +1

      Look at them playing with stage hazards on.

  • @weebsquit347
    @weebsquit347 3 роки тому +368

    Woah! Super Mario 64 Warriors is looking really neat. I bet you can unlock a Piranha Plant.

  • @daskampffredchen
    @daskampffredchen 3 роки тому +581

    Makes this a ROM and send it to SimpleFlips

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch 3 роки тому +41

      Shoutouts to dimplekicks
      I thought the same though

    • @escouleshaire
      @escouleshaire 3 роки тому +23

      @@Scrubermensch simple di- *[DELETED]*

    • @DawnLynnCat
      @DawnLynnCat 3 роки тому +5

      Not possible until someone fixes TTM.

    • @its_heeho
      @its_heeho 3 роки тому +2

      Nice pfp

    • @ZNemerald
      @ZNemerald 3 роки тому +9

      They should remove coins coming out of goombas for extra challenge

  • @tulipproductions1362
    @tulipproductions1362 3 роки тому +90

    This is an accurate representation of how a mario warriors game would look like, slaying millions of goombas 😂

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 3 роки тому +646

    Absolutely floored that the game engine can handle that

    • @nintentionsmusic7060
      @nintentionsmusic7060 3 роки тому +105

      I think he had to mod it, the previous goomba video he said that the actual game would crash if it loaded that many entities at once.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 роки тому +36

      @@nintentionsmusic7060 removed collision which honestly made it that much harder

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 3 роки тому +65

      @@goreobsessed2308 other way around. Getting it to work with collision would make this impossible, with the game calculating that much math at once.
      It's the same reason volumetric fluid simulations are tough to run- tons of tiny particles and their collisions

    • @tjeffersonb
      @tjeffersonb 3 роки тому +14

      Probably was just using an insanely strong emulator. Plus, yeah 126,000 is a big number, but compared to some other entities goomba’s aren’t exactly the most advanced or anything.

    • @snowob
      @snowob 3 роки тому +30

      the thing is... it cant. super mario 64's engine only has 240 object slots. the game has been modded to fundamentally change the engine

  • @adamp9553
    @adamp9553 3 роки тому +164

    22:38 Mario the plumber meets his plumber match: a toilet clogged of Goombas

  • @kaboomblossom8736
    @kaboomblossom8736 3 роки тому +108

    19:56 Fun Fact: The poles won't spawn until you beat bowser and the fire sea for the first time.

    • @angussargent9204
      @angussargent9204 Рік тому +8

      Yea, that triggered me when he didn’t know that 😭😭😭

    • @manioqqqq
      @manioqqqq Рік тому +18

      If the Poles won't spawn, my entire country is gone. 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

    • @thankyounothankyou9722
      @thankyounothankyou9722 Рік тому

      ​@@manioqqqqonce again...

    • @manioqqqq
      @manioqqqq Рік тому

      @@thankyounothankyou9722 but, like fr this time

  • @KrazyLanLo199
    @KrazyLanLo199 3 роки тому +114

    27:01 "no matter where you go you can't escape the flood, it's everywhere and all consuming, try to clear it away but it only gets worse" in Halo that would be a scary thing to hear

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop 2 роки тому +8

      This is debatably harder to survive, though, when you take into account how crazy fast, mobile, durable, and strong Mario canonically is, and how he's just getting ragdolled around

  • @tamamoexe
    @tamamoexe 3 роки тому +2869

    these aren’t goombas, these are all the people who didn’t watch The Super Mario Super Show

    • @paxtonthegamer2217
      @paxtonthegamer2217 3 роки тому +213

      DO THE MARIO SWING UR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE

    • @MeleeFox2004
      @MeleeFox2004 3 роки тому +259

      AND IF YOU DON’T WATCH IT...
      YOU’RE GONNA TURN INTO A GOOMBA!!!!

    • @MeleeFox2004
      @MeleeFox2004 3 роки тому +19

      @Reyan Mahir I don’t have a brother...

    • @DragonGrafx-16
      @DragonGrafx-16 3 роки тому +7

      They are the ones that took drugs and went to hell before they died.

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r 3 роки тому +5

      maybe cuz we wheren't born yet

  • @Leadhead
    @Leadhead 3 роки тому +1010

    This is the cutest channel ever, man. Every video is like my childhood imagination made manifest

  • @thememerytp1414
    @thememerytp1414 3 роки тому +120

    I like how often getting hit by a goomba led to some insane chain reaction that results in someone's death

    • @RealCryptoTest
      @RealCryptoTest 3 роки тому +3

      Or alternatively, randomly, sand.

    • @TheGreatHalberd
      @TheGreatHalberd 2 роки тому +2

      It always leads to someone's death. The goombas keep on dying.

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 3 роки тому +134

    I'm surprised the game can handle this at all without exploding. I guess its due to all the resource-saving features the devs loaded into the game, such as cancelling interactions above a certain limit, only spawning in nearby enemies, etc.
    Also, I saw Mario turn into the "long distance model" a few times when the camera was close. I guess the large Goomba volume made the game a little savings-happy in that regard.

    • @joester4life
      @joester4life Рік тому +5

      it's all about that 4MB Memory pak. lol!

    • @keres993
      @keres993 9 місяців тому

      Is this vanilla sm64 or are you referring to modern improvements?

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 9 місяців тому

      @@keres993 Vanilla

  • @XxWhiteBoyxX1000
    @XxWhiteBoyxX1000 3 роки тому +59

    I like how once a star spawns everything around is frozen and you can see that sweet 60fps 😂

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 3 роки тому +3

      I am curious how this game can handle 126,000 moving items Goombas in general. :) I wonder if he modded his N64, or used a PC emulator (he owns the game).

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +3

      @@thatguyalex2835 they aren't loaded in all at once

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 3 роки тому +1

      @@HappyBeezerStudios I understand, but I am still impressed.

  • @donovanpalmer7317
    @donovanpalmer7317 3 роки тому +166

    "Yes! Please suffer for our entertainment!" I can tell this is gonna be a good one lol. Time to kick back, relax, grab a snack and enjoy this Friday night.

  • @perks6292
    @perks6292 3 роки тому +154

    The Impossible Goomba finally has some company

    • @Eliezer3838
      @Eliezer3838 3 роки тому +14

      He’s finally the “Impossible Goombas”

    • @perks6292
      @perks6292 3 роки тому +5

      @@Eliezer3838 YES

    • @antoniasalinas513
      @antoniasalinas513 3 роки тому +1

      *Mystery Goomba

    • @ihatevendingmachines2966
      @ihatevendingmachines2966 3 роки тому +2

      He’s a lonely goomba
      Stuck between two pipes.
      He’ll guess he’ll play this gameboy
      For the rest of his life.

    • @perks6292
      @perks6292 3 роки тому +1

      @@antoniasalinas513 You are right but good luck trying to kill him. It's truly impossible.

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 3 роки тому +13

    The way they're just on top of random objects, dynamically wandering, and falling randomly from the sky makes me immensely happy.

  • @VinnieGer
    @VinnieGer 3 роки тому +147

    Okay that “they’ll even try to steal your wallet” got a hard chuckle out of me.

  • @Stempia
    @Stempia 3 роки тому +376

    Maybe it's time to go to sleep
    Swanky: "What if you out 126k goombas...?"
    Well, just one more video I suppose

  • @inakandler7086
    @inakandler7086 3 роки тому +62

    So you tell us about the sound the goomba makes in the aquarium but YOU DON'T SHOW US???

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 5 місяців тому +4

      He likes the sound of his own voice too much lol 😂

  • @Jethro-goro
    @Jethro-goro 3 роки тому +75

    10:20 Fun fact! The burn timer ticks down faster while airborne, but as you see here the burn won't end until you actually land. Jumping like a madman can sometimes let you only take 2 wedges' worth of burn damage (at least in a relatively goomba-free map).
    32:42 I wonder if this is why WMoTR is considered a "cold course" by the game (mario shivers instead of falling asleep)

    • @somethingfunny9488
      @somethingfunny9488 3 роки тому +15

      Maybe the assumption that high altitudes tend to be windier/colder? Assuming it’s an actual high altitude area and not just like... an entirely separate plane of existence

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 2 роки тому +1

      That reasoning falls flat in the face of Rainbow Ride, which isn't a cold course.

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack 3 роки тому +102

    27:27
    "Eventually, just as we stop thinking..."
    Kars: *sneezes internally*

  • @milesfoster8190
    @milesfoster8190 3 роки тому +41

    27:29 eventually, Mario stopped thinking.

  • @Echo024
    @Echo024 3 роки тому +33

    19:53 The poles won’t load until you defeat Bowser in the Fire Sea. At that point, the sub disappears and the poles are loaded.

  • @DaynNight1234
    @DaynNight1234 3 роки тому +75

    This video is the definition of
    *"it was him! Let's get em fellas!"*

    • @iceneko9170
      @iceneko9170 3 роки тому +1

      cue "you're courting death!" mob from chinese wixia

  • @Dazs
    @Dazs 3 роки тому +121

    Therapist: goombas are not real, they cannot hurt you
    26,000 goombas: **crowd you**

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 3 роки тому +8

      Actually, that’s not true.
      It’s worse.
      *It’s much worse.* (126,000)

  • @rudymireles6818
    @rudymireles6818 3 роки тому +268

    Looks like they weren’t watching the super Mario bros super show

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 роки тому +6

      DO THE MARIO

    • @MrBadAtThisYT
      @MrBadAtThisYT 3 роки тому +8

      @@seronymus swing your arms, from side to side

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 роки тому +6

      @@MrBadAtThisYT come on its time to go do the Mario

    • @MrBadAtThisYT
      @MrBadAtThisYT 3 роки тому +5

      @@seronymus all together now

    • @isquack4592
      @isquack4592 3 роки тому +8

      Holy cannoli kids I’m Mario and I’m telling ya if you’re not watching the super Mario bros super show you’re going to turn into a goomba don’t be the last on your block to be playing with pasta power tune in for the wildest weekday fun in the universe join me Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad we’re gonna kick some koopa, woo. The Super Mario bros Super Show afternoons at four in channel 43 kids land

  • @Lavettery1231
    @Lavettery1231 3 роки тому +676

    POV: you’re the only person who watched the super Mario bros super show.

    • @Dan-do2pl
      @Dan-do2pl 3 роки тому +65

      POV: you only know the Mario dance

    • @duncangaming4165
      @duncangaming4165 3 роки тому +30

      You're gonna get turned into a goomba!

    • @SoggyCheese13
      @SoggyCheese13 3 роки тому +5

      Your not the only one

    • @chocopato
      @chocopato 3 роки тому +16

      If u dont watch the super mario brothers súper show u are gonna turn into a goomba!

    • @gigaprofisi
      @gigaprofisi 3 роки тому +2

      w h a t

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 3 роки тому +20

    Imagine if all those Goombas were replaced into Chain Chomp or the freaking ghost Piano.

  • @Mr.SnekMeister
    @Mr.SnekMeister 3 роки тому +196

    Not gonna lie I was feeling horribly depressed today, but watching this video it made me smile through my frown and tears.

    • @sashimiroll5055
      @sashimiroll5055 3 роки тому +24

      Hey, I struggle with depression too, just remember you got this, just keep fighting, and know that you are loved.

    • @Mr.SnekMeister
      @Mr.SnekMeister 3 роки тому +12

      @@sashimiroll5055 Thanks man.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 3 роки тому +3

      How are you feeling?

    • @mems5766
      @mems5766 3 роки тому +1

      6:02 mostly this part

    • @Mr.SnekMeister
      @Mr.SnekMeister 3 роки тому +5

      @@spicybeantofu At the moment pretty good.

  • @minemine7_
    @minemine7_ 3 роки тому +85

    People when a shop announces that they have PS5's for sale:

  • @ColaPenBandit
    @ColaPenBandit 3 роки тому +10

    19:48
    the reason from my experience on why the poles don't spawn is cause you're meant to do that star after the bowser level

  • @ThatPyukumuku
    @ThatPyukumuku 3 роки тому +288

    POV: You're playing a Little Timmy level

    • @Zom-bye
      @Zom-bye 3 роки тому +8

      I cant stop laughing whenever I look at this

    • @nintendocat64
      @nintendocat64 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah and somehow little Timmy still made it through the floor is goomba but can’t complete nsmb U with Nabbit

    • @JoseRivera-vb7mh
      @JoseRivera-vb7mh 3 роки тому +1

      Boi

    • @bimothybonetwig6059
      @bimothybonetwig6059 3 роки тому +1

      Nah you know little Timmy would give you infinitely spawning power upside or stars

    • @thebenholdorf
      @thebenholdorf 3 роки тому

      this is hell

  • @kaynynelaptop7503
    @kaynynelaptop7503 3 роки тому +198

    *Mario surrounded by goombas* -- "I'll a take a you ALL on muthaf******!!" *dives into crowd screaming*

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +22

      “Mario! What the hell are you-a doing?!”
      “Flexing my-a Italian blood and doing some _community service!”_
      *The sound of goombas getting beat to death with a wrench*

    • @thebenholdorf
      @thebenholdorf 3 роки тому +2

      @@ShibuNub3305 "Oh ok, can I help? >:)"

    • @lendelostrinos4981
      @lendelostrinos4981 3 роки тому +2

      @@ShibuNub3305 I love me some brown mushroom soup 🍲

  • @DefinitiveDubs
    @DefinitiveDubs 3 роки тому +8

    Swanky, you're a real funny guy. "They'll even try to steal your wallet" is a funny line on its own, but what makes it is your delivery.

  • @Void_Echoes
    @Void_Echoes 3 роки тому +206

    “Yes, please suffer for our entertainment”
    Accurate- XD
    We’re sorry for subjecting you to this torment but it’s brilliant-

  • @senseiusagi6136
    @senseiusagi6136 3 роки тому +45

    The penguin race doesn’t use checkpoint to determine that you cheated. It keeps track of how long you were in the air. If you are idk like 3-4 seconds in the air it says you cheated. (Or you use the shortcut. Then it will also say you cheated)

  • @theafterparty2310
    @theafterparty2310 2 роки тому +10

    The water levels look absolutely beautiful with all those coins 🤩

  • @tanistv1124
    @tanistv1124 3 роки тому +139

    I’m doing an impression of niccobbq: once again proving that goombas are NOT usuless

    • @cocomon3403
      @cocomon3403 3 роки тому +3

      Lol are you sorta making fun of him because of his dumb reasons in his videos

    • @icantthinkofaname8139
      @icantthinkofaname8139 3 роки тому +4

      Saftey in umbers amiright? They’re so easy to kill, but there are so many of them Its tortue

    • @tanistv1124
      @tanistv1124 3 роки тому +3

      To Cole: well yes but actually no

  • @communistcow2720
    @communistcow2720 3 роки тому +152

    The goombas have been oppressed for too long they are now rebelling.

    • @skylerbryan7096
      @skylerbryan7096 3 роки тому +5

      I absolutely love your profile picture!! one shot holds a special place in my heart :D

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 роки тому +3

      @@skylerbryan7096 Same. Such a good lil game. Such a cute lil protagonist.

    • @bobmelcher6681
      @bobmelcher6681 3 роки тому

      GLM

    • @aradia9726
      @aradia9726 3 роки тому

      I have that exact pfp on discord and I got really confused for a sec

  • @nekolovely7388
    @nekolovely7388 3 роки тому +9

    It was crazy to me that i have NEVER seen Mario 64 lag until I saw this video,its blowing my mind!!!

  • @zadenhomunculus8652
    @zadenhomunculus8652 3 роки тому +81

    "I summon Kuriboh and activate Multiply!"

    • @Gunnytrooper
      @Gunnytrooper 3 роки тому +1

      This comment is horribly underappreciated

    • @Thatoneguy-el8xn
      @Thatoneguy-el8xn 3 роки тому

      Kuriboh closed the area and killed everyone. Who won?

  • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
    @UndertaleFan-cx2mc 3 роки тому +48

    This is like Dead Rising. But in Super Mario 64. And instead of zombies, it's Goombas.

  • @EnglandRemoval
    @EnglandRemoval 3 роки тому +8

    17:48
    "Sorry jimbo, you're going to shifting sand lands"

  • @thunderwave1
    @thunderwave1 3 роки тому +164

    19:55 The poles don’t spawn until after you beat bowser in the fire sea, don’t they?

    • @clamdove3292
      @clamdove3292 3 роки тому +19

      you are correct

    • @noname-jt6kl
      @noname-jt6kl 3 роки тому +11

      Yes, I thought he played this game! Disgraceful.

    • @harsinsinquin4032
      @harsinsinquin4032 3 роки тому

      Absolutely right

    • @ZelosSama
      @ZelosSama 3 роки тому +1

      @@clamdove3292 does a speedrunner 100% does bowser in the fire sea first or finish the water lever first?

    • @christophercarle111
      @christophercarle111 3 роки тому +16

      Honestly thought there would be a lot more people pointing this out

  • @MattSeremet
    @MattSeremet 3 роки тому +32

    Thumbs up for "crack the rock with our mighty butt" 26:33

    • @Thaction
      @Thaction 3 роки тому +3

      Butt cracc make bigger cracc

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ Рік тому +2

    "Sir, we got, like, 126 000 of our finest soldiers on standby awaiting your orders, what should they do?"
    "I got it, *GOOMBA MOSHPIT"*

  • @JChanneLYT
    @JChanneLYT 3 роки тому +36

    39:08
    Mario, Peach and the Toads: Ah, what a wonderful day!
    Goombas: *WE CRAVE YOUR BLOOD*
    Mario: Ok. (Walks away with Peach and the Toads Casually)

  • @AustinD_YT
    @AustinD_YT 3 роки тому +118

    This is actually a cancelled game called Mario Wariors: Age of Goomba!
    Go back to the age before Princess Peach used her powers to seal the massive army of Goombas within the warps and empty walls!
    They couldnt find a way to time travel and ruin the story though so it got cancelled.

    • @ThyHobb1t
      @ThyHobb1t 3 роки тому +1

      I like it its like highrule (sorry idk how to spell hightule)wariors: age of calamity me in tho link:dead zelda:dead the monk:alive but op

    • @ThyHobb1t
      @ThyHobb1t 3 роки тому +1

      @PenileAugmentation sorry ik how to spell hyrule now and I messed up im on a phone not pc so my typing is not good

    • @ThyHobb1t
      @ThyHobb1t 3 роки тому +2

      @PenileAugmentation OK!

  • @leezypop
    @leezypop Рік тому +3

    I love the uncharacteristic bitterness of Swanky when it comes to that damn roof xD

  • @aliveisuppose
    @aliveisuppose 3 роки тому +64

    Goombas: It's Mario! Get him!
    Mario: jumps
    Hundreds of goombas: die
    Mario: put on trial for goomba murder
    Judge goomba: You are accused of murder, how do you plead?
    Mario: jumps
    Goombas: Here we go again

    • @Spongeyknight6491
      @Spongeyknight6491 3 роки тому +1

      I only half jumped it's called half an A press,

    • @Slender3005
      @Slender3005 3 роки тому

      Don’t ask me why, but I had a stroke reading this.

  • @OldTimeyDragon
    @OldTimeyDragon 3 роки тому +49

    Wish you would've included the sound of the goombas dying underwater...

  • @ryanmattia433
    @ryanmattia433 3 роки тому +5

    This has to be one of the few challenges I've seen where the ghost house isn't rendered almost completely inoperable.

  • @cauliflablue3076
    @cauliflablue3076 3 роки тому +94

    I wanna see someone speedrun THIS

  • @jaissal
    @jaissal 3 роки тому +33

    This is amazing! Almost seems like a Warriors game with all of the enemies haha. Mario needs Link by his side hear to deal with the Horde.

  • @thomasmarrity2939
    @thomasmarrity2939 3 роки тому +3

    This is by far my favorite video on UA-cam. The P90X reference was 👌

  • @UtenSwitch
    @UtenSwitch 3 роки тому +99

    When a Goomba Mating Dance goes wrong:

  • @idkshrug
    @idkshrug 3 роки тому +43

    Hyrule Warriors: thousands of enemies
    Mushroom Kingdom Warriors (by Swanky box): Only thousands??

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 3 роки тому +9

    Bowser: Send in *everyone.*
    Goomba King: Which one?
    Bowser: *EVERYONE!*

  • @nymify
    @nymify 3 роки тому +58

    Bowser: we will drown out the sun
    Mario: me will fight in the shade. YAA HOO

    • @Scorp316
      @Scorp316 3 роки тому

      Dienekes likes this.

  • @Echo024
    @Echo024 3 роки тому +39

    New meme speedrun category: Kill 1000 Goombas%

  • @airmanon7213
    @airmanon7213 2 роки тому +4

    I think this is one of my favorite videos on this channel. I keep coming back to it!

  • @n-zone5723
    @n-zone5723 3 роки тому +26

    3:26 *"Long live the king..."*

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 3 роки тому +14

    Bowser: *Calls the Goomba King* So, about that favor...

  • @Mc.Scrumpy
    @Mc.Scrumpy 3 роки тому +19

    Is it possible to increase the awareness range of the goombas ? I'd love for all of them to just Bum rush you from every where on the map

  • @paperhoosier
    @paperhoosier 3 роки тому +49

    Bowser: "Call in the army!"

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 3 роки тому +30

    2:28 Mario after becomming a Rock Star.

  • @alexhart6305
    @alexhart6305 Рік тому

    That was actually more entertaining than when you flooded every single level. What was interesting is having all those goombas around, at least to me, takes away that very isolated and melancholy feeling that Mario 64 has in general- Peach’s Castle is actually a very populated and vibrant place with all those crazy goombas running around. Plus they are enemies that are kinda silly and wacky, which helps bring back that light-hearted mood that most Mario games have.
    Seeing all those coins swarm the water levels was really cool, and my eyes completely lit up when I saw how many goombas there were around Wiggler. Keep up the good work!

  • @Mario-xf4wy
    @Mario-xf4wy 3 роки тому +17

    This video is AWESOME dude, every video just keeps getting better. I definitely appreciate all the time and effort you put into this, keep them coming!
    Also, that Jolly Roger Bay ship section looks amazing with all the coins floating around and the explanation of how it could be the treasure makes a lot of sense, would’ve been cool if they added little details like that to 3D All Stars

  • @kryptonite5315
    @kryptonite5315 3 роки тому +8

    Is there any chance of getting a long play of you jumping across thousands of goombas? This looks like some true N64 asmr of goomba destruction, good work and appreciate you

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 3 роки тому +3

    A note about the poles.
    The poles don’t spawn until after Bowser’s Sub is gone, so you need to beat the second Bowser before fully completing Dire Dire Docks.

  • @aerospherology2001
    @aerospherology2001 3 роки тому +19

    "It's rave night and nobody told Mario"

  • @SkyfoxDartner
    @SkyfoxDartner 3 роки тому +65

    "You've never known pain until you decide to inflict it on yourself."
    Me-2020

    • @nintentionsmusic7060
      @nintentionsmusic7060 3 роки тому +6

      Actually, it's the opposite- you never know pain until you meet someone who wants to hurt you, and takes pleasure in it. If you pinch yourself, eventually it will hurt too much to continue, so you stop. But someone else won't have those same restrictions.

    • @SkyfoxDartner
      @SkyfoxDartner 3 роки тому +3

      @@nintentionsmusic7060 Thank you for that well thought out paragraph, but I was only joking. I know that you never know pain until you meet someone who wants to hurt you, and takes pleasure in it. If you pinch yourself, eventually it will hurt too much to continue, so you stop. But someone else won't have those same restrictions.
      No hard feelings?

    • @nintentionsmusic7060
      @nintentionsmusic7060 3 роки тому +2

      @@SkyfoxDartner None :)

  • @ironball2847
    @ironball2847 3 роки тому +2

    8:52
    According to pannenkoek, you just can't stay in the air for more than 2 seconds. So don't bounce off of Goombas, and you'll be okay.

  • @marx8542
    @marx8542 3 роки тому +18

    Bowser: alright I’ve fired everyone and replaced them with goombas. I feel good about this

  • @glitchpog
    @glitchpog 3 роки тому +229

    “If you don’t watch the Super Mario Show, you’re gonna turn into a Goomba!”
    **nobody watched it**

    • @fade2black001
      @fade2black001 3 роки тому +6

      "Welcome to the Super Mario Brothers super show"
      I watched it

    • @delinep7286
      @delinep7286 3 роки тому +4

      What happened:

    • @glitchpog
      @glitchpog 3 роки тому +1

      fade2black001 you’re in a costume, nice try!

    • @fade2black001
      @fade2black001 3 роки тому

      @@glitchpog huh?

    • @pumpkin7906
      @pumpkin7906 3 роки тому +1

      @@glitchpog wtf

  • @rabbidguarddog
    @rabbidguarddog 3 роки тому +1

    Swankey: Lethal Lava Lands please.
    Goombas: Shifting Sand Lands coming up.
    Swankey: no Lethal.
    Goombas: yes shifting.
    Swankey: LE-THAL
    Goombas: Shif-ting
    Swankey: L, E, T-
    Goombas: S, h, i...

  • @charmandergamer1287
    @charmandergamer1287 3 роки тому +36

    “They’ll even try to steal your wallet” I am dying 😂

    • @lowfurts
      @lowfurts 7 місяців тому

      Average Time Square 42nd Street Experience

  • @RazzBeri1
    @RazzBeri1 3 роки тому +12

    This is how the jedi felt during order 66, except mario doesnt die.

  • @mathewmclean9128
    @mathewmclean9128 2 роки тому +1

    This gives me another interesting idea.
    What would Mario kart 64 be like if all the tracks were covered with banana peels? Banana peels covering every inch of the racing surface.
    That would be an interesting video!

  • @christopherbrent3759
    @christopherbrent3759 3 роки тому +17

    "At this point, I am honestly a bit burned out with goombas."
    You don't say.

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 3 роки тому +23

    So Goombas vaporize in deep water just like how Yoshi vaporizes in deep water in Sunshine.

  • @relentlesschaos7445
    @relentlesschaos7445 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely no Goomba's were smooshed in the making of this video

  • @slushoz1615
    @slushoz1615 3 роки тому +29

    “It’s going to be absurd.”
    *HEY*

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 3 роки тому +28

    I love how Mario crowd surfs across the Goombas.

  • @grr194302727385
    @grr194302727385 6 місяців тому +1

    >describes an amazingly cursed sound effect in a water level where all the goombas die at once
    >inexplicably decides not to play said sound for us viewers to enjoy
    >??? why tho

  • @AzakielRuns
    @AzakielRuns 3 роки тому +39

    Parents: "This was how we got to school back in the days"
    Me: "This was how we played Super Mario back in the days"

  • @bassistguy
    @bassistguy 3 роки тому +13

    6:31 me: waiting for example of Goomba popcorn sounds. :-(

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE 2 роки тому +2

    Oh, sweet! I always wanted a Mario Dynasty Warriors game!

  • @schookn64
    @schookn64 3 роки тому +9

    the poles were gone in ddd because they don’t appear until you beat bowser in the fire sea :) i didn’t know that either for a while