Why I should be on Fishtank Live (Audition tape)

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[@rcteg]

No one is doing it like Kumbi, man. He's putting out 2, maybe 3 jokes per hour of content. Fishtank would be lucky to have the Bob Dylan of comedy on the show.

[@BillyTheFridge]

tbh, the only reason you aren't on fishtank is because you're too handsome and it would cause a stir in the house that would intimidate the incels

[@texasjules22]

This sounds accurate 👏

[@sadieinward]

yooo billy the fridge youre a legend bro. gotta get you on the tank

[@blazingstar9638]

That’s true actually

[@beauford8099]

Please, Sam, get our favorite comedian on the show! She deserves it! 🥰

[@takerdust]

Fishtank should be auditioning for Kumbi's show.

[@Joestir]

You are the ideal candidate for FishTank

[@SlapStyleAnims]

Fishtank needs more diversity to include trans queens like you! #KUMBI4THATANK

[@g0stface23]

You would be the only reason to watch 😂

[@SlapStyleAnims]

>He doesn’t know about Shinji

[@SavvygeMediaGroup]

BG Kumbi as FREELOADER FOR SURE!

[@joeperry6707]

GET BIG GANGSTA KUMBI IN THE TANK #KUMBI4THATANK

[@dust195]

The young african american man he is, Kumbi deserves an equal opportunity to be on fish tank, this is America after all! He has the comedic chops, doesnt even have to say the N Word to make us laugh. I say let him in!

[@poster66]

Come on Sam, put my boy Melvin Goldstriker in charge of switching the Auto-camera.

[@TheBabadook616]

First you say you'll do anything and then you instantly backpedal on that claim by adding you won't hurt people...? Kinda makes me doubt your commitment to Fishtank, ngl :/

[@nickbesserer]

Is the nose ring a hint you're going full ian jomha? Might as well go to the local tattoo parlor and ask them to put the first 2 pages out of the sample book on you

[@Do_It_Now_XD]

If Airsoftfatty can get on there, then BJ Cumboi can too.

[@goblinj_]

WE NEED MORE HYPERBOREAN REPRESENTATION IN FISHTANK! #CRACKAS4FISHTANK

[@winstonairedale]

26 YOUR NOT A TWINK NO MORE P.S Shave the mustache You are still doable 😊

[@SlapStyleAnims]

I’m sorry, but twinkdeath is an inevitable part of life. I’m starting to deal with it at 20

[@winstonairedale]

@SlapStyleAnims 20s still a twink 2 more years you be a Twunk LOL 😆

[@paddyod16]

im just gonna say before i even watch, put this man in because right now hes the perfect guy to be in there candidly and knowing the rules while bringing fun to the show and not spoiling it.

[@CZsWorld]

Sam, you're making a huge mistake by not putting Kumbi on the show.

[@nxtdom]

“I’ll get naked, I’ll smoke crack, I’ll HURT people…” - BG Kumbi, 2023

[@Ch-4-lie]

they should have put you on fishtank. your battle against TJ would have been legendary

[@overlorrd53]

Kumbi would kill it as a freeloader

[@C.Quelacot]

Kumbi, you have to do the yearly Christmas video. Please! I'll do anything, even play thirteen hours of video games straight. I won't even leave to use the bathroom.

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Diapers on first though. Ive been there, think Im good for 13 hours... but on the 12th hour something changes and I feel all warm. Save yourself the mess.

[@inveteratecrusader4882]

Considering the times we live in, there is absolutely no excuse not to have this young Ukrainian Jew on the show.

[@witheredmedia]

don't smoke crack thats dangerous, maybe do a percocet instead

[@drafydoopers1251]

You could save this season

[@tiking1156]

this man es loco man

[@KHETS_BROKEN_SCALE]

You can fix Summer.

[@Ssethtzeentach_enjoyer]

The only man I recognize in those background pictures is Pewdiepie.

[@ErenDoppleganer]

No

[@EdgyVidyaGeneral]

bro say sike about that nosering

[@Hoss_Delgado977]

Really thought you were about to say "I'm not desperate but I'm about to shoot myself."

[@LabiaLicker]

hate to say it Kumbi, but I think your just to controversial for Sam.

[@ApertureAppliedScience]

I’d be surprised if Sam doesn’t audition for the BG Kumbi movie after this

[@josephray9695]

You need to focus on making sure your rent and bills are covered. And in the middle of that time, make more of those dry videos you had going when you were younger. That shit is still good today. Delete the videos that you don’t think go in line with that character. Keep your actual personal life out of it.
Don’t beg in video anymore unless your actually digging into a character.
The last dude you wanna work with in my opinion is Sam. I get where your sense of humor stems from and the world you came from online, but you could totally have a larger audience without those guys, and some more dry humor

[@SPQRIUS]

stupid youtube and ad blocker!
never seems to happen on the shorts
ya know tik tok shorts for youtube
I've been watching the shorts
al jokes is on the shorts.
ever heard of him?
he 's a comedians and a dramatic actor.
got any shorts, Kumbi?

[@100Beef]

The house said no weed but nothing about crack

[@blazingstar9638]

You should absolutely be on fishtank

[@sandZROFL]

apply for squidgame man

[@Chipsster]

Desperation masked as humor

[@Chipsster]

I paused my burzum to be here this better be good

[@nxtdom]

#GETKUMINTHETANK

[@TennessseTimmy]

Praying for this in church on Sunday.
BGKumbi fishtank 2023

[@therealcooladam]

ay improv boy

[@CharlieMarno100]

Happy Hanukkah! Shalom!

[@welporajackwelp4899]

You would be better than Jet

[@authentichumanprogramming]

Hope you get in fishtank needs more POC

[@BlakeGM]

See you in the tank, Kumbi

[@josephsmith5110]

You need to apologize to Nick Mullen.

[@JudgedMentalMusic]

Just pay 10k

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Hell Yeah

[@markcx5461]

Jet it up!

[@RealProdisty]

go for it go for it

[@TheonlyFinn]

yes

[@cardiiiiii]

L

[@jacksheehan1329]

Need you on fishtank fr

[@Higgins8]

unfortunately sam won't be interested, because sam sold out

[@LabiaLicker]

Its true. He sold his likeness to me.

[@Jebus4910]

Kumbi deserves 100k and the Fish Tank opportunity

[@MichaelEhrmantraut12]

GO KUMBI

[@DrHeinzy]

Kumbi, with your traumatic past and nose rings, you'd be a shoe-in.

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Dude... what I just saw go down last night in the AM, what happened after you made this vid, has your odds of making an appearance skyrocketing. In my eyes it needs you.

[@weaselboys9299]

Great idea

[@sallylauper8222]

Kumbi should go on America's Most Wanted, because his videos are what I want to see the most.

[@channel-7848]

You will be on Fishtank someday Kumbi I believe in you

[@skippyswags]

If BG Kumbi doesn't get in the tank we riot

[@GegoXaren]

I did not even know about this until two minutes ago.

[@mefipulate]

BJ CUMBOI WILL DO ANYTHING

[@qonran]

Bruh

[@Mrchungus11C-OIR]

We need an Ole Miss alumni on there.

[@Artixou]

stand in the corner BG

[@MonsieurBig]

Welcome back

[@HGeorge1993]

Kumbo nobody been fucking with you since you refused to make the new trashbagman.

[@CrackmiserGaming]

LET HER ON!!!

[@AverageJohanson]

SAM LET THIS MAN IN

[@bobus5992]

agree

[@jesterlol69]

BG KUMBI SUPREMACY

[@Ingaldre]

I paused my burzum to be here this better be good

[@eatrawmeatprimaldietadvice]

He'll do it up big