Real Kebab Hours - Empire Total War
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- REAL KEBAB HOURS have begun in Empire Total War!
So join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through Georgia, Poland, Italy and MORE as the amazing Ottoman Empire, everyone's favorite nation! Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of organ guns, men with swords and the power of the OTTOMAN EMPIRE!
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Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the Ottoman Empire!
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Video Title: Real Kebab Hours - Empire Total War
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*ORGAN GUN GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Hello HELLO! First video of 2021, and we're kicking it off with a HIGHLY requested nation in Total War Empire: The Ottoman empire!
Hope you guys like this video! If you do, you can check out the Koifish support links in the description! VERY COOL!
nice
@@andrewlutz2455 Nice
love ya stuff Koi fish!!
İf you say “Tehlike geliyor” that would mean danger closing.
And if you want to say attack in Turkish just say “Hücuum” loudly
@@Koifish I need Jesus I’m your life
Kolfish: Plays like Otomans.
Viena: *Left the Chat*
Poland winged Hussars also left the chat
Lol funny 😂
3:11 "He may not be a vampire, but he's worse; he's an Armenian."
*Werewolves of Armenia would like to know your location*
*Stares at Georgian Flag*
@@RidgeBoi crying for western and russian help lol
aaaaaaa im alergic to armenian 🗿
[Jokin]
Fun fact: Knights of St John acting as pirates and attacking Ottoman ships is what actualy happened historically.
I can't even figure out if Simo is actually Koifish's cousin and if he's Moroccan. Now Koifish says he was born in Turkey.
I don't know what's real anymore.
I'm from Nuuk Greenland :D
@@Koifish Riiiiight.
@@Koifish wait, are you Swedish or Nuuk? I do not get it
@@mohamedfouda8181 He is Mongolian
@@thecheeselord5943 wha..wait...how..when... where?
Koifish: URRRRRRRRAAAAAAA
His Ottoman soldiers: O.O
*turkish sounds of suspicion*
Russo-Turkish War intensifies
Some say the Russian Ura was inspired by the Ottoman's uran warcry
@@comradekenobi6908 Some say it was inspired by anakins screams as he tried to take the high ground
@@samisha5834 oh wait, I just realized
*DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Koifish :"Assalamualaikum Brother"
Me: "Waalaikumusalam"
same
Lego Yoda dying is the sweetest sound to have ever touched my ears
😮😳
Im turk and i m I died laughing at your reading
You sure your not french?
@@Gabriel-pn4wd i know right?
Oi i m not sure
Je Türküz Mine
napim
"Must have been rival tribes" xD some people don't even know how true that shit is..
And is one of many reasons the defeat of the Ottomans at Vienna.
When I first found this guy in my recommended, I thought he was a discount Isorrowproductions. Instead, he a screaming madman who has a friendly-fire problem. That makes me happy, & he definitely deserves more subs.
Dear Koifish as a Turk I need to inform you that we don't have a word for Danger Close in Turkish...
Fucking died at "The Ottomancer" keep up the good work dude
Well done Koifish you are the new Padişah now 👏🗿
NO! Transilvanians would NEVER even reveal the blood-thirsty clans of the vampires to Hungarians and Austrians, only we knew about their existence.
Your laugh is the most blessed sound my ears have heard Koi 🙃
alkum esselam koifish
🇮🇱
@@thecheeselord5943 🛐☪️
@@Buraksall52 👌
Joseph I. be like:
Ses ver Adana, zirveden selam
Durmak yok homie, patlamaya devam
Yok bundan sonra size sigara filan
Uçuyor yıldızlara müptezel bayan
As a Portuguese person, do not play with my feelings like that. Love ur vids btw, keep 'em coming!
'Ottomans in Armenia' Boy that didnt age well
I was so excited when he said Portugal ;-;
geez, the organ gun is firing canister shot on long range.
I proud you show my nation love u from turkey
The cannons killed more of his guys than the enemy. 💀
This incompetence is far too accurate to real life!
Ah a lovely strategy of pure overwhelming firepower creating absolute chaos
I don’t know if I’m going to like the new office, Ms Koifish is amazing.
Nothing like hearing the clinking of plates and forks while conquering Armenia.
When will you play Switzerland: the real chocolate hour
12:55
M8, you have a laugh like the Tigger from Winnie the Pooh
as a türk i am very happy that you made a kebab video now i can die peacefully knowing kebab empire will last forever
koifish I don't know if you're Swedish or Japanese
Both
Ok , youtube randomly recomended this video to me and after watching whole video i'm glad it did.
You sir got a new sub ^^
My favorite koiboi has returned bringing childhood obesity with him
F for the last Ottoman heir died.
Turkish guy here, ngl this is good content yo! Keep up the good work!
Local Swedish man sentenced to life in prison for calling in an artillery bombardment on a Venetian parade.
im getting a feeling that the military might of the world weakened when they started using muskets
Every time koifish laughs, I get gnomed.
I laughed so hard, your readings was very funny and I enjoyed so much as a Turk.
Koifish’s chuckle is the best thing on UA-cam, change my mind.
A masterpiece, as always.
Koifish I think your accent got 10x thicccccc in this video lmao love your videos man.
Koifish= Mr. International
Arigato, Allah-Senpai!
WTA (What the Allah)
No, it's (Arigato, Allah sama)
Wtf
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
The Ottoman Empire was a multiethnic Muslim Caliphate, get over it.
Playing Portugal wen?
Real Rick Astley hours
Islamisation of North goes as planned
The Swedish Pasha plays in the Ottomans. Palace bureaucracy and Turkish people loved it
See's Georgian Flag.
Koifish: "The Armenians are posturing!!"
why am i so late, yer opening is hilarious har har har..
Koifish laughter proof of he is a gnome :D
Kalabaliken in Bender flash-backs... :I
This video is an acid trip, how did you make a Total War game an acid trip?
Who knew Winnie the Pooh was an Ottoman general in his past life
Organ guns are my favorite reason to play the Ottomans.
Lol the Kebab commercial break tho
Koifish can you not bully me at the start of the video lol
Alaykum as-Salam my brother
Koifish enters 2021 Turkish style
Can you do an artillery only campaign on Empire Total War?
CK3 Dwarven empire!!!! With the new kings creator 🙌
Ah tis a new year until koi fish uploads, was missing the elegant rhymes, much love from México!
Ps. What are you going to study my good sir?
Koi fish must add poet to his resumé
Damn Koi that's Total War 101 :p Don't put your troops close in front of cannon, and don't move units through eachother. They never like eachother!
FINALLY, THE BEST EMPIRE
now we need real habsburg hours :)
Greetings from kastamonu
the best intro ive seen
you played 12 turns man
Im eating shawarma while watching this.
Knock knock knocking on Viennas door
Will you present the kebab to new world as well? Keep this series going and remove burger from premises :)
Wow those Organ guns are broken in both ways
Play as Persia or I will eat your toes.
Did any one see the friends along the way???
Ottomancer... that's fucking hilarious!
THAT WAS THE YENERIL!!!
nice video
I just realized I wasn't subbed
I have committed a grave sin
I’m a Turk but it’s fucking funny 😂😂😂
I miss going to Burger King.
i laughed my ass offfff
why u trade with danes koi fish? nnooooo!!!🤣
Im turkish and this was hilarious
please do the real sushi hours Koifish.
Shooting retreating soldiers isnt a crime... yet
HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT SUFFOLK
...as ı was born in turkey you can hear that from my accent
as a fluent english speaking turk there isnt anything ı am %100 offended and agreed like this
I believe it was meant as self irony rather than joke about Turkish. :D
*Cant hit a football goal from close range*
"As you can see, I have played football my whole life"
This type of joke.
@@jarskil8862 yeah I know ı didnt get offended just joke
Me as a portugueses....hurra at last he is playing Portugal.....2 sec later...😭😭😭
سلام علیکم برادر کویفیش ویدیو های شما بسیار زیبا است xD
Try to play medieval 2 total war with the mod "with fire and sword 2"
Vanilla better
What's the mod he's using? Minor Factions Revenge is that it?
can you in next video of total war empire play as pope or knights of john and do 9th crusade?
Play Medieval 2!
which mod you are using to get unlimiited Organ Gun
Upvote for sea shanty
Me when bosanska artiljerija
damn i missed you man
MEDIEVAL 2 TOTAL WAR
Hey people, which unit is a proper, the most common unit in the Ottoman Empire in this historical period? What uniforms were worn during this period? Have you got any sites or information about it? I would be glad to know them!
Look up videos by Kings and Generals regarding the time period and the empire itself. I think there is some information about them in their vids. As to books, I'm not so certain. There is a book about the wars between Europe and the Ottoman Empire (Enemies at the Gates if I'm not mistaken). The book if I'm not mistaken, details the wars and conflicts from the conquest of the Balkans, all the way to the Crimean war. Again, I could be wrong, since its a while since I've last read it. As to other sources, there's an anime called Shokoku no Altair that is set in a fictional Ottoman Empire and the protag is based on an idealized version of Mehmed Al Fatih. Watch the anime. The art is astoundingly beautiful (like all animes are), the story is pretty good (like damn near all animes are), the characters entertaining and novel (like near all animes are), and the outfits are just dazzling to behold. Only downside to the anime is the action scenes are kinda bland, utterly unlike Vinland Saga or Shigurui, let alone god tier like Kimetsu no Yaiba.