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  • Springfield Elementary gets a sudden windfall and everyone has suggestions on how to spend it. But not everyone is happy... From Season 6 Episode 25 - Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1
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  • @GumaroRVillamil
    @GumaroRVillamil 4 роки тому +412

    The original "how do you do, fellow kids"

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Рік тому +9

      Really should be the ‘ahoy there dean’ meme.

  • @AnnuallySadPoet
    @AnnuallySadPoet 4 роки тому +1798

    An unrelated article? Localized ENTIRELY within the headline?

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 4 роки тому +173

      YES!

    • @JD.Knight
      @JD.Knight 4 роки тому +169

      @@mikespearwood3914 may I see it?

    • @TB4000
      @TB4000 4 роки тому +154

      @@JD.Knight .... No

    • @Alberto-xz7th
      @Alberto-xz7th 4 роки тому +116

      Well, Seymour, you are and odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.

    • @TB4000
      @TB4000 4 роки тому +83

      @@Alberto-xz7th you mean you steam a good headline

  • @JefffRushton
    @JefffRushton 4 роки тому +346

    "You know those guitars that are like. . . Double guitars, you know?"
    I literally quote this daily

    • @gusplays3145
      @gusplays3145 4 роки тому +15

      That or Chocolate microscopes, gets mentioned often around the household...

    • @normalizrd
      @normalizrd Рік тому

      the fact that i knew exactly what he meant too 😭

    • @stuartzeigler331
      @stuartzeigler331 Рік тому +1

      I can’t ever see a video with double guitars and not think of this quote 😂

  • @haystak1
    @haystak1 4 роки тому +908

    the way the laughed at the full scholarship joke was priceless.

    • @joe6167
      @joe6167 4 роки тому +24

      Laughing at the incompetent kids taught to be incompetent by incompetent teachers... kinda shows what a scam the teaching profession is... they have no souls...

    • @octtubeinc3129
      @octtubeinc3129 4 роки тому +28

      joe6167 lighting up it is a cartoon

    • @robbiefl2001
      @robbiefl2001 4 роки тому +12

      @@joe6167 calm your tits it's a cartoon. And groening wouldn't have had anything to do with this episode anyway it was under a different show runner and story writer at this point

    • @bigguy1164
      @bigguy1164 4 роки тому +1

      ...yes.

    • @williamshaw9047
      @williamshaw9047 4 роки тому

      It would have been funnier if they had added in a cut of each of their faces before they break up.

  • @mrchewtoy
    @mrchewtoy 5 років тому +1063

    An unrelated article? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within the banner headline?

  • @NotShowingOff
    @NotShowingOff 4 роки тому +881

    Staff complaining about mice in the kitchen?
    Hire a new staff.
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MagicCrabbie
    @MagicCrabbie 4 роки тому +213

    "That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic"
    I Forgot that skinner throws some serious shade at times lmao

  • @MobstahLobstah
    @MobstahLobstah 2 роки тому +154

    Skinner standing up to Burns makes me so happy

    • @Dagger33
      @Dagger33 Місяць тому +1

      Skinner really is quite an admirable person most of the time.

    • @KarlPHorse
      @KarlPHorse 11 днів тому

      The fact that he’s this unshakable former green beret and Vietnam veteran who is scared of Chalmers for some reason was alway my favorite recurring bit.
      He fears literally no one except the walking incarnation of bureaucracy. XD

  • @TheJaviferrol
    @TheJaviferrol 4 роки тому +305

    I love how Mr.Burns is shocked that Skinner obviously saw through the Jimbo disguise lol

    • @shaneinkster4775
      @shaneinkster4775 3 роки тому +10

      It was his pointy nose and his gray hair on the back of his head that gave it away because Jimbo Jones does not have a pointy nose and Mr. Burns is even scrawnier then Jimbo & Jimbo has some muscle & that’s why he knows how to beat up Bart & mostly Martin in most episodes

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 2 роки тому +12

      Always wondered how Burns got Jimbo’s clothes. Maybe he killed him and served his carcass for lunch.

    • @TheOmarruvalcaba
      @TheOmarruvalcaba 2 роки тому +7

      That's my favorite part! "bah!"

    • @tfgc9315
      @tfgc9315 Рік тому +2

      @@kisbie 🍔😏👃👈

    • @KodachiC
      @KodachiC 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@kisbieHe was right there as Burns was recoiling from getting shot.
      I think he just paid for his clothes and let him walk home I his underwear or less.

  • @AnimeLordYuichiro
    @AnimeLordYuichiro 4 роки тому +389

    I love that monopoly reference 🤣

    • @OneEyeShadow
      @OneEyeShadow 4 роки тому +3

      Principles of the world unite!

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq 4 роки тому +2

      Aha oohh I just got that

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 2 роки тому +7

      I like that Burns also apparently owns a waterworks and a hotel that we’ve never seen (I assume the nuclear plant is the electric company).

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 11 місяців тому +1

      @@OneEyeShadow Principle what?

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 4 роки тому +374

    Skinner must have incredibly high Defense to withstand such a powerful attack from those two

    • @dragonknightleader1
      @dragonknightleader1 4 роки тому +44

      Also, everyone forgets that Skinner was an ex-Green Beret.

    • @honestabe5153
      @honestabe5153 4 роки тому +21

      Please don't waste those

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde 3 роки тому +10

      Well, Mr Burns has VERY VERY low attack power while Smithers only used a stapler.....

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 4 роки тому +241

    Skinner: “.......Mr Burns...”
    Burns: “BAH!”
    😂😂😂

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 4 роки тому +8

      I could barely hear ''most prominent 104 year old man'' through my own subsequent laughter

  • @msxmurda2385
    @msxmurda2385 4 роки тому +232

    Super Nintendo Chalmers is hilarious.

    • @wthwasthat8884
      @wthwasthat8884 4 роки тому +15

      @@ae.9069 I never thought I could cringe at creepiness but here we are..

    • @thomasbummer4361
      @thomasbummer4361 4 роки тому

      @@wthwasthat8884 yeah but shes still hot though

    • @honestabe5153
      @honestabe5153 4 роки тому +1

      So are you

    • @honestabe5153
      @honestabe5153 4 роки тому

      @Supernintendo Chalmers haha

    • @caesar6484
      @caesar6484 4 роки тому +1

      Thomas Bommer ok bommer

  • @AnnDVine
    @AnnDVine 4 роки тому +44

    All three characters in that final scene are voiced by Harry Shearer. ...actually, since he's Otto, he's basically uninterrupted from "double guitars" onwards.

    • @망-c6b
      @망-c6b Рік тому +5

      he plays otto too??

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 роки тому +242

    Back when Skinner was badass.

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine 2 роки тому +23

      Back when Burns and Smithers were badass too, in their own way. Back when every character was an actual character... you know where this is going, you've read this enough.

    • @kevinprior3549
      @kevinprior3549 Рік тому

      Probably the worst headteacher ever!

  • @youngfox2186
    @youngfox2186 2 роки тому +55

    Skinner from old Simpons episodes is so badass that he can fool Chalmers and call naïve to Mr. Burns.

    • @joefenlon9162
      @joefenlon9162 Рік тому +9

      I dont think that Superintendant Chalmers believes Principal Skinner. I think he just goes along with it to avoid getting more annoyed with him

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 4 місяці тому

      Cipyright expired

  • @CanIUseYourJohn
    @CanIUseYourJohn 4 роки тому +17

    "Please don't waste those."

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs 4 роки тому +56

    Mr. Burns talking "slang" to seem more plausible as a teenager.

  • @bmsuperstar1
    @bmsuperstar1 Рік тому +50

    I like how Skinner knows he doesn't have a secretary, or an intercom, but still decides to play along. 🤣

  • @undisputedtuber7785
    @undisputedtuber7785 4 роки тому +58

    “ Ahoy there dean “ 🤣

  • @tengyang3581
    @tengyang3581 4 роки тому +38

    “That hotel’s a dump and your monopoly’s pathetic!” 😂

    • @righthandstep5
      @righthandstep5 2 місяці тому

      He ain't wrong. Boardwalk is where it's at 😉

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 4 роки тому +95

    He was a total square but always did stand up for his school and children.

    • @drewlally2324
      @drewlally2324 2 роки тому +4

      @Bingo Duff you must be fun at parties

  • @tackyoptic
    @tackyoptic 4 роки тому +157

    1:36 burns totally stole jimbo's clothes
    1:50 - 2:33 one of skinner's rare bouts of confidence

    • @GaylordRobinson
      @GaylordRobinson 3 роки тому +8

      He was badass in the old seasons

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine 2 роки тому +7

      Nah, he was always like that before some guys took the name of the show "The Simpsons" and gave the name to a completely unrelated show with identical-looking characters.

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 13 днів тому

      @@EugeneOneguine Thats the best description of post season 9 "The Simpsons" I've ever heard.

  • @jomo999
    @jomo999 4 роки тому +27

    I love that disgusting joint click as Burns tries to sit on the desk.

  • @cmoran9103
    @cmoran9103 Рік тому +11

    I think Skinner is my favourite character. He is so complex, sometimes high status, sometimes low, and his deadpan voice is hilarious on every line. Harry Shearer voices him, Burns and Smithers in this scene.

  • @balrog322
    @balrog322 4 роки тому +29

    “quite corking” now that’s sparkling badinage

  • @alexisgrey3633
    @alexisgrey3633 4 роки тому +52

    Burns probably got his goons to beat up Jimbo and steal his clothes.

    • @callummclachlan4771
      @callummclachlan4771 4 роки тому +7

      @Tucker Johnson I like the personal touch you can only get from hired goons.

    • @alexisgrey3633
      @alexisgrey3633 4 роки тому +1

      @Tucker Johnson You bet hired goons!

    • @Jozztime
      @Jozztime 4 роки тому +4

      @@alexisgrey3633 Hired Goons?

  • @thrillhouse4151
    @thrillhouse4151 Рік тому +7

    “He’s ready to give up the drudgery of the professional mambo circuit and settle into a nice teaching job.”

  • @MantisEnergy
    @MantisEnergy 4 роки тому +50

    That's odd, I don't have a secretary.
    -Or an intercom...

    • @suzyq3771
      @suzyq3771 4 роки тому +5

      Jonathan Goldsmith “Oh well send him in anyway”

  • @netweed09
    @netweed09 4 роки тому +10

    This work of genius just gets funnier and funnier with each take, no matter how short or long

  • @noneofyourbusiness2766
    @noneofyourbusiness2766 4 роки тому +22

    This show used to the best. So, damn good.

  • @MC-wh3xm
    @MC-wh3xm 4 роки тому +26

    I like when Skinner gets tough

  • @PikaDanny
    @PikaDanny 4 роки тому +19

    Principal Skinner:(To Mr Burns) The School's oil is NOT for sale, especially to a black hearted scoundrel like yourself! I am proud of Principal Skinner for telling Mr Burns off like that. It take a lot of guts to stand up to Mr Burns. Not Everyone in Springfield could do that.

    • @CorazonMexica
      @CorazonMexica 4 роки тому +3

      This is the Skinner I miss so much... That's one of the many reasons why I only support seasons 1-8.

    • @jamesatkins5676
      @jamesatkins5676 2 роки тому

      @@CorazonMexica eh, he’s barely any different than before in my opinion

    • @CorazonMexica
      @CorazonMexica 2 роки тому

      @@jamesatkins5676 He was different. His momma's boy tendencies didn't consume his entire character. His traits were handled with more balance.

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 4 роки тому +74

    rubberstamping an order for more rubberstamps is a genius-level joke that you dont get with modern Simpsons

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 4 роки тому +12

      The writing back then was top notch! A 2-3 minute clip like this is hilarious, where as the last 20 years of The Simpsons I can barely sit through more than 2-3 minutes of any episode: just not funny or entertaining at all!

    • @ThefamousMrcroissant
      @ThefamousMrcroissant 4 роки тому +5

      I absolute love how people circlejerk about the old Simpson's writing, even about the most simple little jokes like the one you mention. Yes the new Simpsons is awful, but that doesn't mean the old Simpsons were some kind of divine gift with unprecedented writing.

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 4 роки тому +9

      @@ThefamousMrcroissant Just talented and intelligent people who cared about what they were doing.

    • @0M9H4X_Neckbeard
      @0M9H4X_Neckbeard 4 роки тому +3

      It's a simple joke, nothing about it is genius

  • @infjgirl3850
    @infjgirl3850 4 роки тому +72

    "Chocolate microscopes"
    *approved*

  • @mikedevaney3507
    @mikedevaney3507 4 роки тому +12

    Man the old Simpsons was so good

  • @miloseviczarko45
    @miloseviczarko45 4 роки тому +88

    AWFUL SCHOOL IS AWFUL RICH 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bobbyleendo8282
      @bobbyleendo8282 4 роки тому +7

      miloseviczarko45 so that’s what was in the banner headline!! Well I’ll be damned!

    • @husaammaawia3057
      @husaammaawia3057 4 роки тому +7

      @@bobbyleendo8282 yeah that unrelated article seems pretty related

  • @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703
    @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 4 роки тому +13

    Principal Skinner very confidently lies to Supernintendo Chalmers.

    • @LinusVanPeltx986
      @LinusVanPeltx986 4 роки тому +4

      He always does

    • @scunts
      @scunts 4 роки тому +3

      Later episodes seemed to have made Skinner's competence diminished in almost every aspect. Would not have expected his response these days.

  • @greenbeancom38
    @greenbeancom38 5 років тому +32

    Wait a minute that was mr burns 🤯

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 13 днів тому

      I get the feeling it may have been Mr Snrub in disguise!

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie Рік тому +4

    I like how, after being told off by Skinner, Smithers slumps sadly while Burns starts brooding with contempt. Nice character detail.

  • @elanarobin
    @elanarobin Рік тому +6

    There should have been more interactions between Skinner and Burns. They have an equal grasp of the English language, which makes for interesting dialogue.

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 13 днів тому

      Plus its just Harry Shearer talking to himself. My favourite VA in the show. He's just amazing

  • @dustinkymalainen8756
    @dustinkymalainen8756 4 роки тому +5

    "That hotel's a dump"
    Anyone that is a monopoly boss will tell you that the best property to build on starts with the red -Kentucky, Indiana, and Illinois Avenue, with Illinois being the most landed on square in the game

  • @PaulfromChicago
    @PaulfromChicago 4 роки тому +7

    Skinner is usually ready to commit violence to protect the students. Very satisfying.

  • @nicks7768
    @nicks7768 5 років тому +41

    "Tito Puente!"

    • @goodninji8
      @goodninji8 4 роки тому +5

      * mambo drum solo ensues *

  • @theoelliott5944
    @theoelliott5944 8 місяців тому +2

    I love how Mr Burns is 104 and his mother is still alive

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 5 місяців тому

      Even after her affair with President Taft?

  • @camy205
    @camy205 4 роки тому +52

    L SCHOOL IS AWFUL RICH

    • @Catcrumbs
      @Catcrumbs 4 роки тому +15

      'L' for 'local' of course.

  • @wheresmy100ksubsdude5
    @wheresmy100ksubsdude5 5 років тому +355

    That's odd I don't have a secretary or an intercom... BUT send him in. XD

  • @khlkhjhlk
    @khlkhjhlk 4 роки тому +8

    I did not remember that Chalmers was smoking in this scene. Lol, times have certainly changed.

  • @uhuihi_uihiuh
    @uhuihi_uihiuh 28 днів тому

    Man Skinner redirected that conversation so fluidly and elegantly. I need to take notes.

  • @caustin850
    @caustin850 8 місяців тому +1

    2:30 Seymour Skinner: Please don't waste those.

  • @argelbargel7680
    @argelbargel7680 4 роки тому +6

    Tito Puente AND double guitars? Springfield has the greatest music program ever.

  • @acolddarkgentlebruh8205
    @acolddarkgentlebruh8205 4 роки тому +51

    "Now to redirect our conversation slightly" Kek

  • @insaneapples1559
    @insaneapples1559 4 роки тому +3

    What's interesting is after the two-parter was complete, the oil rig disappeared and nobody ever talked about the oil again.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Рік тому +4

    That monopoly joke is priceless!

  • @kidtwist29
    @kidtwist29 5 років тому +30

    Double guitars!

  • @DeathReviews
    @DeathReviews Рік тому +3

    That's odd.... I don't HAVE a secretary. Or an intercom!

  • @mroctober3583
    @mroctober3583 4 роки тому +33

    0:17 when Republicans and Democrats work together

    • @cubzrulz
      @cubzrulz 4 роки тому +3

      I mean on top of it being a waste of money it wouldn't be fair to future students.

  • @radtech21
    @radtech21 4 роки тому +3

    First eight seasons, and THAT’S ALL, FOLKS!

  • @bobbyleendo8282
    @bobbyleendo8282 4 роки тому +18

    But what if I were to cover the banner headline with my hand and disguise it as an unrelated article? Lol ho hoh hoh delightfully devilish Seymour.

  • @Shazbut0191
    @Shazbut0191 4 роки тому +3

    "A brand new filthy blanket"

  • @allyestrada4438
    @allyestrada4438 4 роки тому +14

    I’ll just have to attack you! I always quoted that as a kid 🤣

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 4 роки тому +21

    Adding 'Chocolate Microscopes' to the list of things I want to have...

  • @jbrone1965
    @jbrone1965 2 роки тому +4

    "Quite corking.." 😆

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 4 роки тому +4

    Should had sent Mr. Snrub.

  • @CorazonMexica
    @CorazonMexica 4 роки тому +5

    I miss dorky but badass Skinner.

  • @harrydrake4173
    @harrydrake4173 4 роки тому +2

    I love how Mr Burns & Smithers must have stripped Jimbo for that outfit

  • @legitbeans9078
    @legitbeans9078 13 днів тому

    Most of this scene is Harry Shearer talking to himself lol. What an amazing voice actor

  • @eddiecordero2644
    @eddiecordero2644 4 роки тому +3

    Most prominent 104 year old man

  • @Mike-jo1wz
    @Mike-jo1wz 5 місяців тому

    “Ahoy there, Dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh? Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.”

  • @Bluecollarguy23
    @Bluecollarguy23 4 роки тому +4

    Back when skinner had balls

  • @adey88splace
    @adey88splace 4 роки тому +2

    "that hotel is a dump and your monopoly is pathetic..."

  • @nas84payne
    @nas84payne 3 роки тому +2

    “Tito Puente!” 😁

  • @fawkewe
    @fawkewe 4 місяці тому

    People forget in the earlier seasons Skinner was a Vietnam Veteran. Him not being afraid of Mr Burns makes perfect sense.

  • @AleisterMeowley
    @AleisterMeowley 4 роки тому +6

    The drudgery of the professional mambo circuit

  • @davidtaliai996
    @davidtaliai996 4 роки тому +3

    You telling me that smithers and burns jacked jimbo for his clothes? Lol

  • @caezaelibro1
    @caezaelibro1 4 роки тому +3

    i see everyone have been getting good recommendations from youtube

  • @disneyknightspadilla1406
    @disneyknightspadilla1406 4 роки тому +5

    Why does burns look like Sid is he crazy.

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 10 місяців тому

    When I saw Mr. Burns in Jimbo's clothes, I thought "Is Jimbo related to Mr. Burns? They look so alike in those outfits."

  • @FelisBX7
    @FelisBX7 3 роки тому +1

    "Corking" is my new favorite word

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 роки тому +2

    The Simpsons should make Jimbo Jones Skull and Bunny T-shirts

  • @TRoller927
    @TRoller927 4 місяці тому

    1:35 "Ahoy there, Dean!"

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer Рік тому +1

    It's still pretty impressive that Burns managed to disguise himself so closely as a student I suspect he didn't even know about.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 11 місяців тому +1

      He probably just found Jimbo, beat him up and stole his clothes.

  • @cubzrulz
    @cubzrulz 4 роки тому +2

    Honestly a full college scholarship for every student would be a waste of money especially by comparison to improvements to the school.

  • @jacktheladstevens
    @jacktheladstevens 4 роки тому +3

    Jimbo's aged well

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 Місяць тому

    “Ahoy there Dean!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChrisRedfieldChannel
    @ChrisRedfieldChannel 4 роки тому +1

    Mr burns wearing punisher skulls clothes.

  • @paulthomas8884
    @paulthomas8884 9 місяців тому

    Smoking a cigar with no ashtray. Classy.

  • @Nonamearisto
    @Nonamearisto 4 роки тому +8

    An unrelated article? Localized entirely within the headline? Covered completely by your hand?! At this time of year, at this part of the country?!

  • @Rick123X_4
    @Rick123X_4 6 місяців тому

    “ Please don’t waste those. “

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 4 роки тому +2

    01:38 If Doug McMillan did Undercover Boss.

  • @simonrandall5471
    @simonrandall5471 4 роки тому +6

    Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

    • @DonOfPC
      @DonOfPC 4 роки тому +1

      Simon Randall you can’t go... all the plants are going to die

    • @4pacvevo512
      @4pacvevo512 4 роки тому +3

      Simon Randall didn’t he die in 2000?

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Рік тому +1

    I would love a full old-school simpsons There Will Be Blood episode.
    The whole thing would be like the end of this!

  • @macrons593
    @macrons593 Рік тому

    Chalmers at the start really said
    Fuuu.

  • @horsepower523
    @horsepower523 2 роки тому +2

    "It would be quite corking if you would sign your oil well over to a local energy concern"...well I'm sold! That sounds like a terrific plan!

  • @TheIgnoredGender
    @TheIgnoredGender 4 роки тому +1

    Harry Shearer really had his work cut out for him from 1:27 on.

  • @ItsOgre
    @ItsOgre Рік тому

    I will often give the suggestion of “you know those guitars that are like double guitars” when people are looking for ideas.

  • @elitemanmarvelfan8226
    @elitemanmarvelfan8226 3 місяці тому

    Oh Skinner finally stands up for what he wants. Mr. Burns will do whatever it takes to stay the most richest man in the whole town of Springfield. That crazy man has a reputation to uphold to stay rich no matter what

  • @fanatamon
    @fanatamon 5 років тому +5

    Pure simpsons gold!

  • @itsshrimp91
    @itsshrimp91 3 роки тому

    1:37 When the level 1000 comes back to the training room and fails.

  • @mikahong
    @mikahong Рік тому

    Chalmers questioning Skinner's bs is classis