Some Of The Best of C. Montgomery Burns

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  • @kevincaldwell4707
    @kevincaldwell4707 Рік тому +411

    The "Cause of parents death: Got in my way" is just the perfect thing for Mr Burns to say.

    • @MichaelSheffield-ox8yd
      @MichaelSheffield-ox8yd 8 місяців тому +10

      My father's last words were, "Be careful with that thing, son, I don't think the safety's on."

    • @Gweb52
      @Gweb52 18 днів тому

      One of his most underrated lines

  • @VincentK.McMahon
    @VincentK.McMahon Рік тому +316

    The dialogue between burns and the doctor when he’s explaining the results is some of the best comedy writing ever

    • @someofthebest7260
      @someofthebest7260  Рік тому +29

      you may shake my hand. Under the circumstances, I'd rather not. EEH?

    • @9Dunk
      @9Dunk Рік тому +9

      "Outta the way, chowderhead!"

    • @borntoclimb7116
      @borntoclimb7116 8 місяців тому

      True

    • @DK-nv9zu
      @DK-nv9zu 8 місяців тому

      Fact.

    • @legendofo4094
      @legendofo4094 6 місяців тому +2

      "It seems all your diseases are in perfect balance. If you have a moment, I can explain"
      checks his watch "well..."

  • @cdname47
    @cdname47 Рік тому +185

    The best burns scene is when he can't stop laughing at that crippled Irishman
    Him giggling in Church gets me every time

    • @roberthaworth8991
      @roberthaworth8991 10 місяців тому +3

      Or when he’s talking with his election team about the White House, “…the God-given property of the Republican Party!”

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 8 місяців тому +1

      “Who’ll care for me wee bearns?”😂

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 6 місяців тому

      Exactly my reaction when I read the bible

    • @dancingdan1994
      @dancingdan1994 3 місяці тому

      How he just says crippled is just funny

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret 2 місяці тому +1

      He’s going against his own advice and sitting in “some phoney-baloney church.” The hypocrite!

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 9 місяців тому +103

    I love how the middle of this video is a compilation of Mr Burns just always forgetting Homer Simpson's name.

    • @Kenshiroking99
      @Kenshiroking99 8 місяців тому +9

      But they missed the best one. Burns walks in on Homer writing his name all over the walls in a crazy breakdown. *1 second pause* “who the devil are you?”

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Kenshiroking99 Oh yeah they definitely should have included that one 😂

    • @jjyoutube3173
      @jjyoutube3173 5 місяців тому +1

      Ikr lol

  • @maromalul9134
    @maromalul9134 Рік тому +274

    "Cause of parents death - Got in my way" damn

    • @The-Deadite
      @The-Deadite Рік тому +6

      Is funny cuz her mom appears alive in a further episode lol

    • @Mir_Aakib
      @Mir_Aakib 4 місяці тому

      ​@@The-Deadite*his

    • @LubbockBabesFan
      @LubbockBabesFan 3 місяці тому +1

      @@The-Deadite Actually she had already appeared before that episode.

  • @MrFoxtheSpy
    @MrFoxtheSpy Рік тому +832

    Man's Social Security number was 2

    • @ravensbreedsmyth1367
      @ravensbreedsmyth1367 Рік тому +210

      Damn Roosevelt!

    • @colddickrick2927
      @colddickrick2927 Рік тому +1

      Who ya think Is number 1

    • @erinthesystem9608
      @erinthesystem9608 Рік тому +67

      I always appreciate when they poke fun at how over-the-top ancient Mr.Burns is supposed to be. It's like a running "Yo' momma" joke.

    • @Garibaldi1
      @Garibaldi1 Рік тому +58

      "Cause of parents death.. Got in my wayyy"

    • @garra123454
      @garra123454 Рік тому +29

      @@erinthesystem9608 just remember he was born in pangea

  • @chrissinnett9398
    @chrissinnett9398 Рік тому +74

    "We call that an unrequested fission surplus", kills me every time.

  • @Crasher1982
    @Crasher1982 Рік тому +79

    "damn you paparazzi! Beaten by an infant, how humiliating" *flash* haha

  • @siavashsabet2462
    @siavashsabet2462 8 місяців тому +60

    Best line ever: he thinks Homer is a “freethinking anarchist”. 😂🤦🏽

  • @mattias77
    @mattias77 8 місяців тому +34

    So when Mr Burns is looking through the dictionary in his head I paused and read it all.. nothing much that stands out but when it gets to "Running Dog : One who does someone else's bidding : Lackey, ie (SMITHERS)"
    I almost died. I knew the writers couldn't resist putting something funny in there!

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 8 місяців тому +3

      Good spot.

    • @roberthudson3386
      @roberthudson3386 2 місяці тому

      Something you wouldn't have seen if you didn't have the episode on VHS/DVD or were watching it decades later on UA-cam! Brilliant!

  • @LvieMolehane-xr9sx
    @LvieMolehane-xr9sx Рік тому +42

    01:50 "you made a powerful enemy today my friend😂😂😂"Mr burns"

  • @GV213
    @GV213 Рік тому +85

    By far my favorite character in the simpsons world..my favorite was during the plant inspection..when they rang he says " how dare you disturb me during nap time"

  • @erinthesystem9608
    @erinthesystem9608 Рік тому +90

    I love the Citizen Kane "retirement party" which totally ignored the man who was retiring, in favor of dancing girls singing the praises of Mr.Burns. It's one of my favorite Mr.Burns segments.

  • @TheSuperSpud
    @TheSuperSpud 8 місяців тому +42

    It’s kinda adorable how burns saw Kristy getting his own cereal so thought that’s what everyone did lol

  • @bluetrane65
    @bluetrane65 Рік тому +50

    That music in the grocery store scene makes this feel like a fever dream

  • @alexsm3882
    @alexsm3882 Рік тому +59

    Half of the video is Burns wondering who Homer is 😂

    • @AidanTheCross
      @AidanTheCross 9 місяців тому +15

      Simpson eh?

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 8 місяців тому +4

      Who the devil are you?

    • @breno7950
      @breno7950 Місяць тому

      Who is that young go getter ?

  • @DK-nv9zu
    @DK-nv9zu 8 місяців тому +27

    Burns having a little bit of hysterical pregnancy always cracks me up

  • @treecity891
    @treecity891 Рік тому +51

    I like that Smithers is in Mr Burns mental dictionary under “running dog”.

    • @mattias77
      @mattias77 8 місяців тому +1

      I see I'm not the only one who paused and read everything 😅

  • @pyromaniac354
    @pyromaniac354 Рік тому +9

    Damn paparazzo!!
    And what a scoop, always cracks me up

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 6 місяців тому +1

      @@pyromaniac354 So, good sand today?

  • @dashx1103
    @dashx1103 2 місяці тому +2

    For approximately 8 seasons, The Simpsons was the best show on TV. Possibly the best show ever. It is sad to see what became of it ... but, damn, this show was amazing early on.

  • @Asahamana
    @Asahamana Рік тому +142

    But why would Krusty buy hes own cereal? He knows whats in it 😄😄😄😄

    • @nangstv5278
      @nangstv5278 Рік тому +24

      Probably the same reason people who work at KFC still eat KFC

    • @Asahamana
      @Asahamana Рік тому +8

      @@nangstv5278 but Krusty is a millionaire?

    • @nicolasneal204
      @nicolasneal204 Рік тому +13

      ​@@Asahamana no he isn't he spends way more then he makes it's a constant joke that despite his show and all of his merchandising he's basically one bad day away from being bankrupt

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat Рік тому +6

      ​@@nicolasneal204 Don't forget his various addictions including cigarettes, alcohol, and ground-up moon rocks.

    • @TheMpo1986
      @TheMpo1986 Рік тому +9

      He bet his merchandizing rights against the harlem globe trotters the generals were due! LOOK HES JUST SPINNING THE BALL!!

  • @c.d.rstudios4691
    @c.d.rstudios4691 2 місяці тому +3

    I love how nice he sounds when asking the vending machine for some toffee

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 9 місяців тому +25

    "Family...Religion...Friendship... these are the 3 demons you must slay to be successful in business" lol

  • @haplon33
    @haplon33 8 місяців тому +12

    "Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your Lucky Charms." **starts power drill**

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 6 місяців тому +4

      @@haplon33 Hans Moleman:”Oh, my brains!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 Рік тому +29

    Cause of parents death: *Got in my way*

  • @Bigfrank88
    @Bigfrank88 Рік тому +11

    The best supporting character.

  • @Scribe13013
    @Scribe13013 Рік тому +20

    He really likes that vest

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 8 місяців тому +1

      Who wouldn't? It's made from real gorilla chest.

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 22 дні тому

    "Are you sure you just haven't made a thousand mistakes?" LOL! 😂

  • @Crasher1982
    @Crasher1982 Рік тому +6

    Excellent.

  • @charlesmontgomeryburns1964
    @charlesmontgomeryburns1964 Місяць тому +1

    Exzellent 🙏

  • @martysmith5260
    @martysmith5260 8 місяців тому +10

    A lot of our current politicians look like Mr. BURNS these days.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 6 місяців тому +1

      Could Mr Burns be a Democrat? You make the call

  • @ElmoUnk1953
    @ElmoUnk1953 Рік тому +10

    7:14 “Doesn’t ring a bell?” 🤣😂🤣

  • @alex321neo
    @alex321neo Рік тому +11

    2:08, Damn Roosevelt 🤣

  • @justinklenk
    @justinklenk Рік тому +23

    Maggie always comes in clutch. God's gift to humanity - -including- AND Mr. Burns.

  • @EAWanderer
    @EAWanderer Рік тому +20

    0:36 - How to succeed in business! 😅

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear Рік тому +4

    I was surprised that Mr Burns even volunteered to give a talk at the Junior Achiever’s Club. I reckon it was some form of community service he was court ordered to do.

  • @russell1371
    @russell1371 Місяць тому +2

    “Simpson, eh?”

  • @odin1185
    @odin1185 Рік тому +37

    Hahahah i never realized just how much mr burns had to ask who homer was.

  • @BartholomewJojoAndCo
    @BartholomewJojoAndCo Рік тому +18

    Release the Hounds!!

  • @moodyowlproductions4287
    @moodyowlproductions4287 4 місяці тому

    Excellent....

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 8 місяців тому +9

    I love how he incorporated ragamuffin

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 6 місяців тому

      Also Mr Burns:”Mother Nature started the fight for survival, and now she needs our help? Well, I say ‘hard cheese’!”

  • @mathiask7959
    @mathiask7959 Рік тому +14

    I would love a pair of loafers made of former gofers

  • @RonInbar
    @RonInbar 5 місяців тому +4

    Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name.

  • @mattwalsh2901
    @mattwalsh2901 3 місяці тому +3

    Mr Burns 1870s references are the best

  • @shyboy-kr1fb
    @shyboy-kr1fb Рік тому +7

    Excellent

  • @mattwalsh2901
    @mattwalsh2901 3 місяці тому +1

    "All the recent events in your life have revolved around him in some way" LOL

  • @Volinkrien
    @Volinkrien Рік тому +6

    9:34 always gets me.
    The sudden appearance.

  • @niteshades_promise
    @niteshades_promise 2 місяці тому

    "...and re-vulcanize my tires post haste!"😂 🍻

  • @Otis151
    @Otis151 8 місяців тому +1

    One of my all time favorite characters in media.

  • @KirstyLoomams
    @KirstyLoomams 5 місяців тому +1

    'Who is that goat legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib!' 😂😂

  • @LassieFarm
    @LassieFarm Рік тому +11

    Ketchup......Cat....Sup ?!

  • @jimhardy-p3i
    @jimhardy-p3i 11 днів тому

    Project Bootstrap is now called Affirmative Action

  • @eduardobarrezueta5247
    @eduardobarrezueta5247 Рік тому +10

    Metric system? Excellent!

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick Рік тому +29

    Has it been acknowledged that Burns isn't in any recent episodes like nearly two seasons now? I know the Apu story and why he's being ignored now but Burns and Smithers and just the nuclear plant setting seem to have gone from the series lately just like the Kwikee Mart. I assume it's because the Smithers character portrayal is now similarly considered a negative stereotype in the 2020s but did the creators ever officially say so.

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 Рік тому +8

      I have noticed a lack of old man burns in these recent episodes

    • @user-ln2go4xp6d
      @user-ln2go4xp6d Рік тому +5

      in the more recent episodes i can remember him being in, they tried to cast him in a positive light.

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick Рік тому +4

      @@user-ln2go4xp6d I've only been binge watching on a catch up basis these past three or more seasons and I struggle to even recall the last plot Burns or Smithers were included with a speaking part or even referenced.

    • @hungryshark4133
      @hungryshark4133 Рік тому +13

      Jesus christ if they keep this up they will have no characters left

    • @Bigfrank88
      @Bigfrank88 Рік тому +7

      Isn’t it an open secret that Shearer is tired of the show? Dude’s almost 80

  • @A.Peshkov
    @A.Peshkov Рік тому +8

    My favourite character

  • @DBonaldi
    @DBonaldi Рік тому +16

    Excellent 🫱🏻🫲🏻

  • @anywx550
    @anywx550 Рік тому +10

    Fork and spoon operator!!!!!!!!

  • @darrellalston3464
    @darrellalston3464 Рік тому +7

    I like Mr.Burns one my favorites on the Simpsons

  • @MunchyDean-h8x
    @MunchyDean-h8x 3 місяці тому +1

    In regards to Burnsy thinking he's "indestructible" someone should make a Deadpool spoof of him.

  • @markallison6666
    @markallison6666 Місяць тому

    Mr Burns is the sickest person in the Simpsonverse both literally and metaphorically

  • @JohnDoe-zr8pc
    @JohnDoe-zr8pc 8 місяців тому

    Burns never remembering who Homer is, despite his frequent interactions with him, is one of the best running gags on the show.

  • @NeidalRuekk
    @NeidalRuekk 8 місяців тому +2

    All the words in his mental dictionary are just hilarious. Running dog, one who does someone else's bidding. Lackey, IE Smithers

  • @josephperez2567
    @josephperez2567 Місяць тому +1

    The prince of darkness sir, he’s your 11:00.

  • @NauticalNightmareDeep
    @NauticalNightmareDeep 8 місяців тому +1

    Never thought I’d hear that tune again. Egypt Egypt 🇪🇬😎. My mistake. It’s “Planet Rock” !

  • @leociresi4292
    @leociresi4292 8 місяців тому

    Place of origin
    Mr Burns:(Spells out)”Pangea.”😂😂😂

  • @SoniListon-lu4cn
    @SoniListon-lu4cn 8 місяців тому +2

    Its an ending, thats enough...

  • @Nappa-q5x
    @Nappa-q5x 5 місяців тому

    Omg so many of mr burns insults are in my vocabulary

  • @Payne..
    @Payne.. Рік тому +16

    The prince of darkness sir hes you're 11 o'clock

  • @borntoclimb7116
    @borntoclimb7116 Рік тому +11

    4:59 love this scene

  • @richardhart9204
    @richardhart9204 7 місяців тому

    … always been the funniest Character in the show. 😂

  • @peternesbitt
    @peternesbitt Рік тому +10

    The Bobo episode is based on the movie Citizen Kane.

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 8 місяців тому +1

      Including the cane from Citizen Kane.

  • @EBC-Bro
    @EBC-Bro 8 місяців тому

    He was great on Dragons Den and kills it on that Shark Tank business show.

  • @rocket2386
    @rocket2386 6 місяців тому

    "Ketchup.... Catsup" I quote this line constantly.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 6 місяців тому +1

      @@rocket2386 Are you here to solve my Catsup problem?

  • @joemay2640
    @joemay2640 Рік тому

    Simpson look what you have reduced me to 😂😂😂😂 ❤ Mr burns 😂😂😂

  • @BABADOOK726
    @BABADOOK726 9 місяців тому +1

    Simpson hey?

  • @bizzyizzy9526
    @bizzyizzy9526 Рік тому +14

    It's disturbing how much mr. Burns reminds me of my boss IRL 😒

    • @idontsurf1
      @idontsurf1 9 місяців тому

      I’m watching this before work…makes my boss’s bs more bearable.

  • @anthonymcglinch7503
    @anthonymcglinch7503 11 місяців тому

    Haha, used to live in Rochester, MN, where the Mayo Clinic is and my dad taped for us on VHS just the part where he's in the clinic.

  • @Poxell91
    @Poxell91 7 місяців тому +1

    *_I was strolling through the GAS one dayyyyy~~_*

  • @renatoannibale6040
    @renatoannibale6040 Рік тому +4

    "Simpson, eh?"

  • @nickmontoya3001
    @nickmontoya3001 Рік тому +8

    Reeee-cyyy-clean?

  • @Crasher1982
    @Crasher1982 Рік тому +6

    One of my fave mr burns moments is the episode that was a parody of Beauty and the Beast and 101 dalmations.

    • @Crasher1982
      @Crasher1982 Рік тому +2

      CM Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
      Others hunt for food,
      The only thing I'm hunting for,
      Is an outfit that looks good...
      See my vest, see my vest,
      Made from real gorilla chest,
      Feel this sweater, there's no better,
      Than authentic Irish setter.
      See this hat, 'twas my cat,
      My evening wear - vampire bat,
      These white slippers are albino
      African endangered rhino.
      Grizzly bear underwear,
      Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
      Beret of poodle, on my noodle
      It shall rest,
      Try my red robin suit,
      It comes one breast or two,
      See my vest, see my vest,
      See my vest.
      Like my loafers? Former gophers -
      It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
      But a greyhound fur tuxedo
      Would be best,
      So let's prepare these dogs,
      Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
      Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
      Oh please, won't you see my vest.

  • @nivbri
    @nivbri 4 місяці тому

    Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?"..."There's no maybe about it, Sir."....."Excellent

  • @Chiko-sc1gz
    @Chiko-sc1gz Рік тому +9

    Simpson ey?

  • @jackoconnell1092
    @jackoconnell1092 Рік тому +8

    Mr. Burns Is One Of My Favorite The Simpsons Villains Alongside Nelson Muntz, Sideshow Bob, Snake, Kang & Kodos, Fat Tony, Lyle Lanley, Jessica Lovejoy, Hank Scorpio, Frank Grimes and Russ Cargil,
    He’s Also One Of My Top 10 Favorite Cartoon Villains Alongside Plankton (SpongeBob SquarePants), Scott Tenorman (South Park), The Tweevils (Bratz), Meldar Prime (The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius), Angelica Pickles (Rugrats), Mojo Jojo (The Powerpuff Girls), Lady Waltham (The Legend Of Tarzan), James Woods (Family Guy) and Queen Vexus (My Life As A Teenage Robot).

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 6 місяців тому

      Forgot Denzel Crocker (Fairly Odd Parents)

  • @ThunderwingDS
    @ThunderwingDS Рік тому +5

    I gotta admit Burns doesn't do the who is this whatever anymore I kind of miss it

  • @CoreyBetland79
    @CoreyBetland79 2 місяці тому

    I like when he presses a button to drop 1,000 grams on Homer's head, but this paperweight harmlessly bounces off instead.
    Mr. Burns says in disappointment "sounded large when i ordered it"

  • @SUEDUCE
    @SUEDUCE Рік тому +4

    What’s his name? Simpson ey! I’ll remember that name. Ask 6 billion times who he is! 😂

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 3 місяці тому +1

    If only Smithers had a pencil on him, how different Springfield would have been.

  • @Dazlidorne
    @Dazlidorne 9 місяців тому +5

    omg, do yourself a favor and pause when the dictionary comes out and scroll through each and every word. So detailed and funny.

    • @Dazlidorne
      @Dazlidorne 9 місяців тому

      By the way, when Mr. Burns called Lisa a ragamuffin, he was calling her a poorly clothed, often dirty child.

  • @SealAngel
    @SealAngel Рік тому +5

    Homer Bart and Burns... The three best characters in the Simpsons hands down.

    • @andreasfahlen4936
      @andreasfahlen4936 Рік тому

      No Groundskeeper Willie, Mr Burns, Barney, Nelson Muntz.

    • @Olee1980
      @Olee1980 Рік тому

      Homer, Sideshow Bob, Ralph Wiggum, Groundskeeper Willie, and Grandpa Simpson are my Top 5 Simpsons characters.

  • @dancingdan1994
    @dancingdan1994 Місяць тому

    How he just sells the lobby dance lol

  • @MSP_aviation
    @MSP_aviation Рік тому

    I love the Trans Europe Express intro!

  • @theraptor8096
    @theraptor8096 9 місяців тому

    "Simpson eh? I won't forget that name" proceeds to forget it the next second. Either Simpson isn't rememberable or burns simply has dementia

  • @TriggeredMonkey
    @TriggeredMonkey 2 місяці тому

    ...Indestructible

  • @mattmitche11
    @mattmitche11 9 місяців тому +1

    4:58 does he call him a “shoppier”?

    • @indowneastmaine
      @indowneastmaine 8 місяців тому

      Just shoppie, as in short for shopkeeper.

  • @christianmendozatapia295
    @christianmendozatapia295 5 місяців тому

    Pause and read the definition of ragamuffin...
    It makes the joke even better

  • @isaacrockefeller225
    @isaacrockefeller225 Рік тому +9

    Simpson eh

  • @ReallyIntoxicated
    @ReallyIntoxicated Рік тому +1

    *Damn Roosevelt...*

  • @yuhyuh9939
    @yuhyuh9939 5 місяців тому

    Let’s all go to the lobby

  • @malin6951
    @malin6951 3 місяці тому

    Anyone see the irony all these years, he works at a nuclear plant, and his last name is.. Burns?