When the Jamaicans would come to my business, it was heavenly. By far, the best customers ever. If discrimination were legal, I'd gladly put a "Jamaicans Only" sign on the window.
From small gathering like this to a full stadium in recent years you have come a fucking long way. I didn't like you initially but in retrospect you are by far the best stand up , having listened to the new age wannabes.
Cripes, i almost choked on chips when he talked about his dad going to the Jamaican store and asking for punani...i sooooo wanna catch Russell in concert.
Yo every Jamaican I've met is hilarious. Like straight goods. And I got a whole bunch in my area. Thank God for that. Seriously though someone from your country needs to get up in the comedy game.
So true..we are authentic stay true to our culture. We do not try to be like anyone else but we are always happy to teach share our language our customs with others.
Was at a swap meet in Florida once, and there was a Jamaican guy selling coconuts. He was hollering at some white chick with a huge ass to come see him, saying in his accent “Hey, girl! Come here! I got something special just for you!” She ask him what it was... He giggled and shouted back, “Coconut jelly!” I face palmed.
That bit at the end, "No, no seeds." was a genius addition. What it implies makes it both more funny and more confusing. Was his father telling the lady, prematurely, that there must not be any 'seeds' in the punani? Or was he responding to her question of if he wanted one with 'seeds' in it? Either way it's genius.
@@mishu0102 Look up what Punani means, and then think about why you wouldn't, or would if that's your goal, want 'seeds' in it. If you're still baffled, consider that one isn't always referring to plant seeds when they talk about 'seeds'.
1:25 Actually there are and were plenty of men from India who learned to act and speak like Jamaicans during their lives, just go to Westmoreland or Clarendon Parish
For a non Jamaican, that was very funny. We love our culture, not often you see Jamaicans trying to be someone else, except for some of the snobbish rich farts that thinks they are better than the rest of us.
I grew up in England midlands there s. Lots of Jamaicans there I miss them a lot music. Party s . Clubs I grew up in the ghetto so blood cart bum a clat. Lots of punnanies there lefyie there freak easy
I am Jamaican and I approve this message
Did the whites pull you by your dicks 😂
As a Jamaican I found this really hilarious 😂😂 😂💀
And accurate?
Yeah....me too
My biological father is Jamaican, but I've never met any jamaicans, what are jamaicans actually like?
@@tas7606 fun ...relax... crazy wen needs be just wholesome ...funny.
Any where we go we stand out.
Same😂
Once I had a Indian sub teacher for French class.... try learning French with an Indian accent ...
lol this was clever :D
Challenge accepted!
I Smoke Daily god help you brother
;stoner and too ❤️
I grew up in India do u know how awkward it is when u speak better English than ur teacher
Lol 😀😀 😀
I love this one and he's right we Jamaicans never want to be anyone else.🤣
When the Jamaicans would come to my business, it was heavenly. By far, the best customers ever. If discrimination were legal, I'd gladly put a "Jamaicans Only" sign on the window.
❤️ this! I'm Jamaican and I approve
This dude is a legend at all accents .
No
@@rajaybanton9738 yes, you're just angry because he's a successful comedian of indian origin who makes fun of the indian accent.
@@johnoliver3056 no don’t get me wrong he is successful but he doesn’t have all the accents respectfully bi*ch
As a Jamaican myself, I really enjoyed this 👏🏽👏🏽
My Indian buddy Sandeep married a Jamaican lady. This hits home.
Everybody wants to be Jamaican facts 🇯🇲😅😅🇩🇲
Very true. A lot of youths especially
😂😂😂😂
no never im proud bengali 🇧🇩
a true🤣🤣
@jeff allen shut up dude you’re embarrassing yourself.
As a Jamaican I approve he is very accurate😂😂😂
I laughed and I'm satisfied
Having kids they didn't know about 😂😂
jeffpro18 that one caught me off guard lmfao
jeffpro18 that's a fact ...hahahah
jeffpro18 sadly like you😫
Lol 😀😀 😀
Most best joke and most realistic and true
The punani segment was pure genius
That's because he stole it from Gina Yashere.
@@CarysCreatesThings stfu mate.
using confusing words from different languages is his style
for eg pussy also means kiss
Carys Hannah stfu
@@VijayThakurMD Russell actually admits that he indeed stole that punani joke tho. Stop making a fool of yourself
Carys Hannah 100% True. He admits that joke was stolen.
Well his dad was quite cute if you think about it.
He rushed straight to the store for something his sick kid wanted! :(
Souravendra Krishna Deb and now his dead
mentally sick haha
if you think that was a real story, you're gonna need to think again
He just making up things, coz its fun to laugh at somebody way of life.
He admitted to stealing the joke, so not only did it not happen, but he didn’t even write the joke himself
I love that Indian accent..great
Sam G he is indian
ZARAKI KENPACHI actually he is Canadian....
R K he is belong to PIO
whiny ass he was born in Canada, his parents got settled in Canada even before he was born.
R K i knw that is what i said , he is person of indian origin
I grew up around Jamaicans, the food and the music man.
A man from India trying to speak like a jamaican....cracked me up real bed
It hurt my stomach real bad.
He is from canadian
Jellah kay, they have similar accents
Your comment cracked me up real couch.
As a jamaican, I this is very hilarious 😂😂😂
Lmao, this is funny. Poor dad don't know what punani means.!!😂😂😂 Jamaican here🖤💛💚
The panuany joke is actually my favorite joke I've ever heard in stand up comedy in my entire life
when i found the Jamaican videos or just name of jamaican. my mind expected about reggae cultures man 😂
u know how good he is when there is zero unlike
lol wut
BlackfireVatsal Mans said unlike 😂
From small gathering like this to a full stadium in recent years you have come a fucking long way. I didn't like you initially but in retrospect you are by far the best stand up , having listened to the new age wannabes.
Cripes, i almost choked on chips when he talked about his dad going to the Jamaican store and asking for punani...i sooooo wanna catch Russell in concert.
As a jamaican i find this very hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't understand what was the joke 😒
@@kundandhayade5301 okay?😂
Underrated video..
I started having kids I didn’t know about that line killed me Lool
Saw him live a week ago... one of my favs!!!!
This man is one of the greatest lol
He's one of the best out there. Pretty much spot on
This is funny lmao coming from a Jamaican
Good too many softies these days. Its only fun 😁
@@PalmBaiReader lol jamaicans arent very politically correct
Sameer Khatri Thank god lol
Yo every Jamaican I've met is hilarious. Like straight goods. And I got a whole bunch in my area. Thank God for that. Seriously though someone from your country needs to get up in the comedy game.
No real jamaican walks around with a tourist t-shirt "jafakan"!
This is LITERALLY such a classic OH MY GOD
Big up to all the 🇯🇲Indian Jamaicans 🇯🇲💪🏽👊🏽from Kingston Jamaica
Punany is a tropical food for lots of jamaican men
Not the ones with self respect.
Punany is not a fruit punany pussy
...Fyah Bun that statement...
But real Yaadie we no eat dat 🔥🔥🔥
Ironically is the word punani is Indian in origin
Russel ur father is awesome..
Rajanikant He's dead though
kiss my ass
you are awesome
Rajanikant LOL
His dad didn’t even say half this shit. It’s just material
I almost had a heart attack from laughing!🤣🤣🤣
So true..we are authentic stay true to our culture. We do not try to be like anyone else but we are always happy to teach share our language our customs with others.
Bum bo clot this can never be boring 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇯🇲🙏🏼🇺🇸💯Love punaani bad 💯
@Russell Peters, had me laughing so much with this routine! Thanks! Great stuff!
Haha, “Punani is the Jamaican word for pum pum for all you white folks who don’t know!”
That was a great 👅 in cheek joke!😁😉😎
For anyone that isnt jamaican and yes there are plenty of non jamaicans who arnt white u tool
Beverley Hohn Chang You Chinese type people associate yourselves with whites even more.
Russell Peters' dad has to be the coolest dude on earth as much as he talks about him.
....well he is gud dad , as he rushed to store to bring whatever it was that his needed, even if he didn't know what it was..
Same can be said with Australians. Lived in both countries and this is spot on. 🤣
Was at a swap meet in Florida once, and there was a Jamaican guy selling coconuts. He was hollering at some white chick with a huge ass to come see him, saying in his accent “Hey, girl! Come here! I got something special just for you!” She ask him what it was... He giggled and shouted back, “Coconut jelly!”
I face palmed.
That's some epic craftsy chat!
They love white women.
They do? Or is it the other way around?
1:11 hey baby wappning.. wappning 😂😂
Wats wappning mean?
@PaniK lol
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
"No no no seeds" 😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏
No No Teeth. Is what he said. Thats what we Jamaican would say
Still a classic every time
This was the biggest break through Russel. Peter had which made him. Really famous
Reggaes the best music. Period. And I'm Nigerian.
Each and every episode you mention about Indian and His father...He blessed you
so I saw this back in 2005 or 2006 live. and it was the best.
Mi a Jamaican big up to all a mi Jamaican people dem 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲👊.
God damn he knows almost every culture
Comes from growing up in T.O.
John Ziegelbauer New York also... it’s one big melting pot
This comedy special was the 1st time I watched Russell Peters.
Simply hilarious 🇯🇲💥💥💥🤣🤣🤣🤣
No seeds .. Lmao
Pdl Star boy I don’t get that?
Pretty Lady he’s referring to the mans seed in his genitals
Watching from Jamaica 🇯🇲🇯🇲
Dad thought Punani was a tropical fruit 🤣🤣🤣
😀😁😂😂😂 Russell u r awesome man. Lots of love from India. Keep up the good work..
Lol Russel Peters really did grow up with them. One of his childhood friends is Lennox Lewis
My son needs 2 poonanny!!LMAO!!!LMAO!!!! He is excellent.
Bumboclatt big up u dam self brogad😂😂😂😂🇯🇲
So why so many people dislike the jokes, offended, not funny? It's hilarious
As an Irishman I found this hilarious ...
Ha-ha so funny, "hey lady where's your punani?"😉😀😁
In the entire comedy industry, I am convinced the panuany joke is the Michael Jordan dunk from the free-throw line highlight
So funny, I m Jamaican on ,it was good
As a Jamaican, and when I mean Jamaican I mean every family member of mine is Jamaican including me,
I approve of this so much lmfao😭😭🗿
Russell, you are AMAZING!! 🤣🤣🤣
That bit at the end, "No, no seeds." was a genius addition. What it implies makes it both more funny and more confusing. Was his father telling the lady, prematurely, that there must not be any 'seeds' in the punani? Or was he responding to her question of if he wanted one with 'seeds' in it? Either way it's genius.
I don't think he meant that deep lol. But either way it'll make the joke funnier.
Ghost King better than no cheese or fish,makes me wonder what kind of seeds hope they're not coconut palm seeds.
Perhaps she told him to take a seat....
what is 'seeds' supposed to mean here?
@@mishu0102 Look up what Punani means, and then think about why you wouldn't, or would if that's your goal, want 'seeds' in it. If you're still baffled, consider that one isn't always referring to plant seeds when they talk about 'seeds'.
Jamaicans are cool folks but very passionate.
This guy is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂
I never get tired of all his Indian accent jokes.
Wh'appening, wh'appening!?
For your kind information he is exaggerating a lot I have never seen indians saying Whapnening. He wants to earn money that's it
@@ProgrammerCpp1999
Maybe it was the Jamaican who does that, but he made it in Indian accent? LoL. Still funny as hell to me...🤣🤣🤣
Where my Jamaicans at
Respect from Toronto
'Never have an Indian man act like a Jamacian in your life' wise words from a wise man
1:25 Actually there are and were plenty of men from India who learned to act and speak like Jamaicans during their lives, just go to Westmoreland or Clarendon Parish
I grew up with Jamaicans too; best food!!
Killed it
For a non Jamaican, that was very funny. We love our culture, not often you see Jamaicans trying to be someone else, except for some of the snobbish rich farts that thinks they are better than the rest of us.
trust me, I've seen SOME Jamaicans that act in such a way that you would never think they are Jamaican...very pathetic.
Good Jamaican accent! Bless up!
This one is killer manhhh
Is it dry let me squeeze it
Lmao I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
Is it ripe ...
Having kids that i didn't know about... 😂😂😂 i am dead
True.. being jamaican I hate speaking proper english to please others..I wish I could speak normal all day to everyone 😂😂
I speak proper english to communicate with others. I don't expect outsiders to know my lingo.
"give me two" omg lol!
ffp08 “is it ripe? Let me squeeze it.
No, no seeds” 🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣
Dude was on a roll those days
Haha 😂 ultimate fun i thoroughly enjoy with this video😀 your are take all accent such a talent guy 😍
The patois is contagious tho 👀😂😂😂🙃😚😚😜😬❣️🗯️🤙🙏🤦🙋😂😂❣️🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲After hearing the punani bit..... 😂😂😂❣️❣️😂Give me two. 🤣🙃😆😅
....having kids I didn't know about....that part😂😂😂
Yeah Jamaican are really cool 😎 big up all the Jamaican .
Is it ripe? Let me squeeze it. No no seeds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Yes sir we are uniquely us 😘 by the way my Indian friend say bomboclaat the same way u say it. I love them.🤗
I'm jamaica and I think that was so funny!!
being jamaican and hearing this just makes me feel proud and funny....''punani is a tropical fruit if you think about it"
This man is great
Give me two!
Love it 😍🤣🤣
"Having kids idk about 😂😂" accurate😂👏🏿 Belizean men are like that.its a Caribbean thing 😂
As a born Jamaican this bad nuh bloodclaat
I grew up in England midlands there s. Lots of Jamaicans there I miss them a lot music. Party s . Clubs I grew up in the ghetto so blood cart bum a clat. Lots of punnanies there lefyie there freak easy
America is a military superpower
But Jamaica 🇯🇲 is a cultural superpower. The best superpower
Fantastic 😀❤