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My mom used to do this. It's torture. You learn how to solve conflicts with your fists, not with words. Im saying that as someone who has hurt many people for no reason but my bad self control. Im terribly sorry but it's my mothers fault that I am who I am. Probably going to end up in jail some day.
I grow up in China. Got hits from my grandpa sometimes for no reason. I asked him why, His words ‘No why. Just keep you in a good discipline. Making sure you wouldn’t do bad thing.’ So I started to dodge sometimes, cuz I wasn’t do anything bad, but I was still getting hits from him. When I grow up, I joined my first Muay Thai class at Montreal, my trainer told me ‘wow, you r really good at dodging.’ ‘Yeah, well, that’s one of my surviving skills.’
@@ShawnFX so my mother's friend had 4 kids.... Lived in a 2 bedroom apartment. She didn't have a bedroom so sometimes she'd have to share a room with her two daughters who at the time were in elementary school lol
I met Russell late one night at a Boston Pizza in Sudbury in July of this year, he was the most down to earth person. He genuinely took the time to stop, chat and take a photo with everyone that was interested on his way out. A true Canadian icon.
mom: come here.. me: no, you will hit me mom: no, i will not, come here me: *walks to her* my mom throws her slippers at me: i told you to come at once !! why didn't you ?!
You call itteaching to respect authority and be disciplined; I call it breaking a child's spirit and giving the world another fucked up, misfit individual.
Oh I'm Greek and got my ass whipped with all kinds of items. Dad's belt is classic, mom used whatever came first rolling pin, fly swatter you name it. i remember me and my brother used to put on all the underwear we had before we would get our ass smacked because we tought it'll make it less painful lol good old times
hahaha similar to Malay too. We got ass whipped by rattan (extreme elastic and dense wood), belt, pinch and slap..the most severe punishment is that we are tied to a tree and got bitten by fruit ants. But of course this is nothing compared to ancient Sparta punishments.
I'm Native American and getting beat was apart of disciplinary. Dads drumstick, moms moccasin lol... even had a Fried Bannock thrown at me few times lmao.
Actually this trope about the difference between immigrant parents and non immigrant parents applies to the era of European settlement with at least some tribes anyway when the Lakota Indians first encountered Europeans they were horrified when they saw that Europeans disciplined their children by beating them
@Genevieve Eh, it depends. Some don't. But one time I was 8 and made a prank. My daddo hit me so hard that 10-15 minutes later I pulled a 10cm string of clotted blood out of my nose. The prank? Daddo was playing a videogame and just got past a hard part ... I pushed a key and sent him back. Edit: And... and it wasn't an isolated event. One time I was 3 or something like that. My parents were yelling and arguing. I mocked their arguing with some gibberish "blah blah blah" and got slapped that moment.
@@ilyssiaaulnay7509 So what's your point? I have Italian friends and their parents used to hit them when they were kids if they behaved badly just like my country Kenya. Russell was mostly talking about the white Americans or Brits that don't hit their children which is kinda true because majority of them don't.
My sainted 4'11" Latina mother was deadly accurate with drinking cups, coffee mugs, dinnerware, mops, bleach bottles...whatever was within arms reach, and hand to hand combat was no problem for her either. I thank God for mom, and the vicious beatings I took at the hands of my father. Instead of going to college I probably would have ended up in prison.
Kids like Ryan shouldn't even exist. The stuff you'd have to let your kid get away with for them to become that brazen and disrespectful is way more than even a mediocre parent would allow.
@@kylejohnson3889 everyone was getting I to the comments. People calling g others child abusers. Weak parents. Feminism. All kinds of stuff. So I thought it be funny to through "racist" into people comments and then watch everyone lose their minds lol
As a Hungarian, I am dying laughing 😂😂 my Granny used to chase me around the kitchen with a wooden spoon 😂 not every white family is a soy latte drinking, sandal wearing, kumbaya singing liberal haha
I didn't get beat by my parents but my grandparents were Hungarian and my mom told me they would beat her for being the wrong weight lmao. Funny enough my mom was too afraid to beat me for running in the streets randomly and I had that problem for a good while until my grandma caught me, dragged me back into the house, and had my grandpa paddle me for a good while when I was 5 😂😂. Funny enough I have a great relationship with them to this day.
Irish, my mom did the exact same thing. I remember running under the table with that sensation of fear when you feel it hitting you before she even got close enough. Just a couple of decades later, kid were threatening their parents with accusing them of sexual abuse if they weren't getting their own way and doing what ever the hell they wanted. We are seeing the results on a daily basis now, useless, irresponsible, lazy, lying, narcissistic entitled little bastards with no respect or regard for anyone but themself's everywhere.
and thats exactly where being a parent in American, got complicated- so many parents, shouldnt be parents, lose their sh!!!t (rage in anger) and offload onto the kid
@Lori Hanks our parents just whoop they don't do child abuse lmao, i guess the comments you all were reading they were from Indian dudes. And one thing more when you get older usually they don't beat us but if we do something wrong in our childhood and do it again again they would beat us for that
@Sudo Sudo u dont beat ur kids for no reason. And wdym by how much pain lol, u only need to spank the kid when he or she behaves badly and tell them not to make the same mistake again, you dont have to straight up fking wwe the kid. Just a spank in the butt or the hand not too hard but not too weak to make sure the kid knows he or she is behaving badly. HOWEVER, the face is a no go, never hit ur kids in the face
You know, in Eastern Europe we're also white. And man, do we get some beating. In my country we even have several proverbs like: "beating builds character" "beat them so they respect you"
Hi, Man. Wow, as a kid who grew up in Russia, I know something about being beaten up...not ruthlessly or on everyday basis (still, a Jewish family) but as a punishment for some misdeeds. Btw, my great grand dad was killed in Bulgaria, as a Russian soldier, during the Russia-Turkey War, fighting the Turks on the Russian side. Bulgarians have always been kind to Jews, even during the Holocaust. Thanks, friend.
My mums favorite lines to say when I would do something bad and she was in the middle of yelling at me where: “Dont make me go get the belt” “Do you want me to give you a reason to cry?” Ah childhood 😂
I am Portuguese. My parents were usually ok if i did some accidental mess. Examples: accidently breaking a flower pot with a football; Accidentally going against something with my bike and breaking it (because i was still a bit clumbsy of age). What i mean is, as long it was accidental, and i honestly showed regret, and i honestly was the first one apologising and trying to fix - i would be ok! ...but.. ... In case i intentionally did something bad, or disrespect, just because of evil, free willing... They would beat the hell out of me!!! Really, really hard! Believe me XD Now, i'm kind of thankfull for those beatings i got, to be honest. 😅
@@Wittywidow559 lets see, cussing at your parents kind of like how ryan did, letting your kid be brazen like ryan, being in public and being a brazen little sh*t. Essentially disobedience. It isn't even a matter of 'want' lest they be mentally unsound, but a matter of 'need to.'
Asian kids are more disciplined than whites cuz the way they have been grinned growing, from respecting elders to their teachers. Especially when Indian kids see their teachers, it’s natural instinct to bow and respect. Trust me I am not even Indian. I used to have Indian friends back then. But god they were really miser. That’s how they have been brought up by their parents I guess.
Proverbs 23:13-14 Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you strike him with a rod, he will not die. If you strike him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol.
Oml I swear Chinese parents are like that. "You better stop crying or I'm going to beat you again!" *cries louder* *beats even more* "I SAID STOP CRYING!!!"
I felt that “u have a room” because since 11 I slept on the couch next to my parents bed that was suppose to be the living room, a holy part or the house, and both of our rooms. (I’m 12 Turning 13 in a couple days)
I felt myself like I was sitting in that concert. Thanks Russel for nicely spent my 7,42 minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 in my culture we also treat our kids same way.
My parents never laid a hand on me. Didn't have to. Dad was in the Navy for 23 years and really knew how to use his voice. All he had to do was use that voice and I would instantly fall back in line.
Respect to your father unfortunately most parents use violence because they don't know how to use their voice or to let out their emotions on kids and call it "discipline" (yes even white parents not saying that all). It sucks how violence is normalized
Not a fan of corporal punishment generally, but maybe with some kids there's no other choice. Hell, I wasn't spanked more than a few times in my life, and never past age 5/6, but I wouldn't have dreamed of calling my mom a bitch.
This comment section feels so good. Like almost all kids all over the world have solidarity over this except Americans and Canadians and some Europeans. I'm an Indian , I often got beat bcz I didn't eat healthy food or just any food and wasn't getting fat n tall. My parents took that as a personal insult and beat me. It ended around 10.
I feel like the only white guy who got beat as a kid. Literally, someone called CPS when I was 14 because I mentioned my dad smacked me for swearing. It was the funniest shit.
I'm Italian-Irish. When I was 20, my Italian father slapped me across the face for saying something disrespectful to him. I have one child, a son, and taught him to be empathic and to be respectful towards all people regardless of gender, sexual orientation (his best friend in HS is trans), races, religions, nationalities, etc., but I never hit him. Not entirely sure that was the right call. He's respectful to everyone except me. A little bit of fear when he was younger might have made it easier to discipline him when he was older.
@@blackmamba9950 it's not fear of the parent,it's fear of the consequences. As long as there is love to balance the discipline,the fear will always be from the consequence of not following the rules, disrespect or anything that needs that kind of discipline. Of course you don't spank them for everything,only when every other option has failed.
That’s exactly me when I was hanging around with my Arab friends in school. I’m Persian but I’ve never been beaten by my parents and they were all talking about how they got beaten by their parents and talking about it like they enjoyed it and I was like nah my parents never beat me sadly I missed this delightful opportunity in my life and they were all thinking that I’m lying. I could see that in their faces lol
Mom hits
Indian kid starts crying
Mom : don't cry or else i'll hit you again..
Son : 😲😲
True😂
My mom used to do this. It's torture. You learn how to solve conflicts with your fists, not with words. Im saying that as someone who has hurt many people for no reason but my bad self control. Im terribly sorry but it's my mothers fault that I am who I am. Probably going to end up in jail some day.
I'm 100% white and this is more relatable than it should be, kids get hit no matter their skin colour.
Basically Asian, that struggle to stop sobbing is just...... XD
@moreno franco That is one confusing cluster of words. Can you rephrase?
I grow up in China. Got hits from my grandpa sometimes for no reason. I asked him why, His words ‘No why. Just keep you in a good discipline. Making sure you wouldn’t do bad thing.’ So I started to dodge sometimes, cuz I wasn’t do anything bad, but I was still getting hits from him. When I grow up, I joined my first Muay Thai class at Montreal, my trainer told me ‘wow, you r really good at dodging.’ ‘Yeah, well, that’s one of my surviving skills.’
Martin MaCllester official, learn kindness you narrow minded fool.
Dude, you have to thanks your Grandpa. He actually try to make you mastered Ultra Instinct
书听 that was fab
Haha great bro
Awesome it happened with me too sometimes but they were just light hits when we meet or when he comes from the back.
You forgot the “stop crying before I give you something to cry about”😂
Lol so true
Yep
Like the flood, if one gate doesn't work, make one more.
relatable! subscribe totally to this!))))
Arab moms use that line. 😂
When my mom calls my full name, I know things has gone down really bad.
LOL yes especially when she says my Chinese name in full!
Imagine your full name has 5-6 names then add your mother’s maiden last name and your father’s last name 😂
Same
That's true I can totally relate
cRaY Li
YOU GOT A ROOM!??!
Kashyap Variyani got biriyani dawg?
Shehenshah tv killed me😂
Kashyap Variyani I cried😂😂😂
jojo 1999 ahgaseeee?
I don't lol
2:39
_"I got sent to my room"_
_"YOU GOT A ROOM?!"_
Very relatable 😂
Well I don't have a room either
Lmao😂🤣
Ya i had to sleep with 4 other siblings in a small room lol
@@aliahsraf2826 yea i can relate to that when i was a kid lol
"Started from the bottom now we here" lol but seriously I used to share a room with my sister, now we all got our own rooms! Allahumdilallah!
@@ShawnFX so my mother's friend had 4 kids.... Lived in a 2 bedroom apartment. She didn't have a bedroom so sometimes she'd have to share a room with her two daughters who at the time were in elementary school lol
I'm arab, and let me tell you I can relate to this😂😂😂
A. Nara Omg yess they beat you like there’s no tomorrow 😂😂( Egyptian )
@nour abushagur where are you from ??
@@arwamansour7350 actually they kill us, i've died a few times before lol
Ever got beat with that thing some arabs use on their heads to wrap around the cloth?
Allah haram
As a Russian kid, I'm guessing this only applies to American white kids
isha boy lol 😂 facts
Don't look at me. If I got out of hand I got spanked and I grew up right. It's these millenials and onwards who are spoiled crybabies.
I don't think so
And probably Canadians too.
Ohh I believe you bruh! I've seen Russian parents beating the heck outta their kids!!! Felt like home😭
"Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad" can relate to that 😂😂😂
I can imagine 😂😂😂 sad but funny!! Because white parents are a soft touch. I've seen many indian adults lose it with their kids
😂😂😂
Russell Peters is a very funny man and very quick witted. One of the best Comedians out there
are you that guy from ben10?
Mary Morningstar yeah he is
Where?
u know y u feel he is very funny cuz ur fo,o,oo,ooo,ooooo,oooooooo,oool toooooo like him hahahaahhaahah
Used to be
“Indian parents won’t be afraid to kill you,” 😂😂
Don't speak fuck
They love you the most
They are the stand by type parents 🙄🙄
What shit are you speaking
@@pradipchaterjee9576 generalisation aside, calm down man. i dont even know you.
@@pradipchaterjee9576 relax bruh it's a stereotype joke.
I met Russell late one night at a Boston Pizza in Sudbury in July of this year, he was the most down to earth person. He genuinely took the time to stop, chat and take a photo with everyone that was interested on his way out. A true Canadian icon.
Did you call Russel Mr. Roper by force of habit?
What was he doing in Sudbury ?
*today's kids are lucky they have no idea that
*dad's belt & mother's chappal & teacher's duster are actually very lethal weapons* 😁
Ashfaque Hussain 😁👍
Shah Patel
Ahahah. I clearly know that. I got whooped... WHOPPED. By my mum
Those were my daily routine and now i really miss it.
oh you forgot the teacher's ruler, that shit hurts a lot!
Shah Patel u forgot chalk
"I went home....for the last time"
@Blackbirdz2000 that's a 2 years old comment buddyhead
Asian parents,
Walk too slow, BEAT
Eat too slow, BEAT
Walk too fast, BEAT
Eat too fast, BEAT
Talk too loud, BEAT
Talk too soft, BEAT
Breathes, BEAT
The death threats good old memories
See's your comment BEAT
@@zurainshah2035 misspell sees BEAT
exists BEAT
@@xofyu reply to my comment, BEAT
4:50 *"do i look like Ryan's mom?"* FAMMMM I DIEDDD
The "SUMBODY GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD" line always cracks me up.
mom: come here..
me: no, you will hit me
mom: no, i will not, come here
me: *walks to her*
my mom throws her slippers at me: i told you to come at once !! why didn't you ?!
Relatable
She's black isn't she ?
True😒
Hone hone😂😂
@@lalunaraggio31 not black brown she's from Nepal
In Philippines, beating is part of discipline.
Chi so true
Hahaha India too 😂😂😂
lmao, granama tells me about my dad's beatings and my just goes "PUTANG INA! I remember that!!!😂😂😂"
Wassup
Thats what your mom said
"...i got sent to my room" - "you've got a room?" 😂
I’m half Polish, half Rhodesian and we gotten beaten properly like hell. Teaches you to respect authority and be disciplined.
Polish/Rhodesian - I can imagine 😂😂
Rhodesia isn't a country.
You call itteaching to respect authority and be disciplined; I call it breaking a child's spirit and giving the world another fucked up, misfit individual.
@@hagegesamuel agreed
so we have a well polished Rhodesian
Oh I'm Greek and got my ass whipped with all kinds of items. Dad's belt is classic, mom used whatever came first rolling pin, fly swatter you name it. i remember me and my brother used to put on all the underwear we had before we would get our ass smacked because we tought it'll make it less painful lol good old times
Hic et nunc me to
I guess you were the child with special needs 😅😜😂😂..
PS, just kidding
hahaha similar to Malay too. We got ass whipped by rattan (extreme elastic and dense wood), belt, pinch and slap..the most severe punishment is that we are tied to a tree and got bitten by fruit ants. But of course this is nothing compared to ancient Sparta punishments.
Haha i can relate the underwear trick😂
Hic et nunc I'm Greek and Italian, the two worst white parents
I dunno, man. My parents weren't shy about whoopin' my ass when I fucked up.
Arshad ahmd IKR
Ryan D'Crus amen brother
You white though?
Ryan D'Crus your parents were European??
Ryan go clean your room
I'm Native American and getting beat was apart of disciplinary. Dads drumstick, moms moccasin lol... even had a Fried Bannock thrown at me few times lmao.
What tribe you descend from
Actually this trope about the difference between immigrant parents and non immigrant parents applies to the era of European settlement with at least some tribes anyway when the Lakota Indians first encountered Europeans they were horrified when they saw that Europeans disciplined their children by beating them
My parents have 2 different roles. My mother yells at me but never hit me. My father never yells at me but always beat me with my moms order.
Same here.....
they had a very good coordination.....perfect team
😂
alibin 😂
The exact combination lool
Feels like you described my family...
I came from an Italian family and I agree with this 100 percent. 👌💯
What did they beat you with , spaghetti ?
@Genevieve
Eh, it depends. Some don't. But one time I was 8 and made a prank. My daddo hit me so hard that 10-15 minutes later I pulled a 10cm string of clotted blood out of my nose.
The prank? Daddo was playing a videogame and just got past a hard part ... I pushed a key and sent him back.
Edit:
And... and it wasn't an isolated event. One time I was 3 or something like that. My parents were yelling and arguing. I mocked their arguing with some gibberish "blah blah blah" and got slapped that moment.
Just forrget bout it like kid
@@masterthunder8391 but italians are white
@@ilyssiaaulnay7509 So what's your point? I have Italian friends and their parents used to hit them when they were kids if they behaved badly just like my country Kenya. Russell was mostly talking about the white Americans or Brits that don't hit their children which is kinda true because majority of them don't.
He loves his dad alot for sure.... whenever he talks about his dad, u can see his eyes filled
Russell looks a bit like Monalisa, when he smiles a little. LOL.
LMFAOO
I see it!
Haha why is this so true? Haha 😂
LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣 so fucking true😂😂😂😂😂
Somebody's smile got hurt real bad ...
Me as a kid: *drops mum's favorite vase*
*Mortal Kombat theme song starts: "Finish him!"*
Mum: *whoops ass*
*Mortal Kombat voice over: "Perfect."*
@Al Debaran lol
You are a legend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was hoping to read "Fatality" on clicking 'Read More' 😂
Flawless Victory
Brutality
Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad...😂😂😂
Shashikant Vanjeri hahahahahah
Ani Ovakimyan Hi😀
😍😍
I'm sorry to ask but who is cprytonite? Please help me out thanks!
Bhuvanesh Phadnis ok now I know thanks buddy!
"I got sent to my room."
"YOU GOT A ROOM??!!" LMAOO!
My dad is Indian and he said "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" when I was a kid lol
Tried calling the cops
My mom: call an ambulance too cause you'll need it when they get here
@I.M.2BiZ what if after?
Lol that’s the mom I am....go ahead, call ‘em, you’re gonna need them when I get through with you.
@@mcsassysoniaalways805 what a shitty mom you are
My sainted 4'11" Latina mother was deadly accurate with drinking cups, coffee mugs, dinnerware, mops, bleach bottles...whatever was within arms reach, and hand to hand combat was no problem for her either. I thank God for mom, and the vicious beatings I took at the hands of my father. Instead of going to college I probably would have ended up in prison.
Wow that's epic. Same here.
Wow sucks for you man
This sounds absolutely horrifying
Kids like Ryan shouldn't even exist. The stuff you'd have to let your kid get away with for them to become that brazen and disrespectful is way more than even a mediocre parent would allow.
Racist
@@chazmichaelmichaels88 um....how's that racist in any shape or form
@@kylejohnson3889 it was a joke comment.. lol, sarcasm.
Oh....what was the joke lol I didn't catch it
@@kylejohnson3889 everyone was getting I to the comments. People calling g others child abusers. Weak parents. Feminism. All kinds of stuff. So I thought it be funny to through "racist" into people comments and then watch everyone lose their minds lol
As a Hungarian, I am dying laughing 😂😂 my Granny used to chase me around the kitchen with a wooden spoon 😂 not every white family is a soy latte drinking, sandal wearing, kumbaya singing liberal haha
I didn't get beat by my parents but my grandparents were Hungarian and my mom told me they would beat her for being the wrong weight lmao. Funny enough my mom was too afraid to beat me for running in the streets randomly and I had that problem for a good while until my grandma caught me, dragged me back into the house, and had my grandpa paddle me for a good while when I was 5 😂😂. Funny enough I have a great relationship with them to this day.
@@sammorton9314 🤣🤣
As a child of Italian immigrants, I know exactly what you are saying🙄
Irish, my mom did the exact same thing. I remember running under the table with that sensation of fear when you feel it hitting you before she even got close enough. Just a couple of decades later, kid were threatening their parents with accusing them of sexual abuse if they weren't getting their own way and doing what ever the hell they wanted. We are seeing the results on a daily basis now, useless, irresponsible, lazy, lying, narcissistic entitled little bastards with no respect or regard for anyone but themself's everywhere.
I think he means white American and Canadian parents
*"You've got a room"* hehe this made my day😂😂😂😂😂
Some folks in the comments don’t know the difference between whoopin and child abuse
and thats exactly where being a parent in American, got complicated- so many parents, shouldnt be parents, lose their sh!!!t (rage in anger) and offload onto the kid
@Lori Hanks our parents just whoop they don't do child abuse lmao, i guess the comments you all were reading they were from Indian dudes. And one thing more when you get older usually they don't beat us but if we do something wrong in our childhood and do it again again they would beat us for that
Whoop their asses but avoid the face, the face is a no go. Basically, Whoop their asses if they behave badly
@Sudo Sudo u dont beat ur kids for no reason. And wdym by how much pain lol, u only need to spank the kid when he or she behaves badly and tell them not to make the same mistake again, you dont have to straight up fking wwe the kid. Just a spank in the butt or the hand not too hard but not too weak to make sure the kid knows he or she is behaving badly. HOWEVER, the face is a no go, never hit ur kids in the face
Sudo Sudo looking for attention much? You prob weren’t tho if you have to come here and ask
"Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" ~~~ (North Korea)...
Donald J. Trump fuck you dictator
I'm gonna build a wall around you
Donald J. Trump no one will allow you to build a wall anywhere in my country
I will allow it
S - Saad I believe that you don't get sarcasm
I've seen this video like 10 years ago and still makes me smile. Classic! It's a BPO training meme🤣
You know, in Eastern Europe we're also white. And man, do we get some beating. In my country we even have several proverbs like:
"beating builds character"
"beat them so they respect you"
It's more of western Europe, north America problem.
Here in Greece we got *beating came from heaven *
@@user-zq9um3rv4r same in Romania.
@@user-zq9um3rv4r same in Croatia
Hi, Man. Wow, as a kid who grew up in Russia, I know something about being beaten up...not ruthlessly or on everyday basis (still, a Jewish family) but as a punishment for some misdeeds. Btw, my great grand dad was killed in Bulgaria, as a Russian soldier, during the Russia-Turkey War, fighting the Turks on the Russian side. Bulgarians have always been kind to Jews, even during the Holocaust. Thanks, friend.
I'm a kid but this is still funny to me lmao
Tell your parents to smack the shit out of you when you do something wrong. Give them the permission so that you don't become a spoilt child XP XD
dev sengupta ??
somebody's gonna get hurt real bad...😂
Olivia Wang somebody gonna get hurt real bad....
who asked?
Russell is hilarious. I'm like falling out of my chair with laughter.
My mums favorite lines to say when I would do something bad and she was in the middle of yelling at me where:
“Dont make me go get the belt”
“Do you want me to give you a reason to cry?”
Ah childhood 😂
I just love how Russell could make up jokes even with the audience 😂❤️
Being an indian is so much more tensing my mum used to say if u cry I'd slap on ur mouth I was like 💀👀
I always get hit by my father whenever he helps me with maths😂😂
Spankings are abuse!
I am Portuguese.
My parents were usually ok if i did some accidental mess. Examples: accidently breaking a flower pot with a football; Accidentally going against something with my bike and breaking it (because i was still a bit clumbsy of age).
What i mean is, as long it was accidental, and i honestly showed regret, and i honestly was the first one apologising and trying to fix - i would be ok!
...but..
...
In case i intentionally did something bad, or disrespect, just because of evil, free willing... They would beat the hell out of me!!! Really, really hard! Believe me XD
Now, i'm kind of thankfull for those beatings i got, to be honest. 😅
PORTUGAL CARALHO 🇵🇹
Shannon Sharpe ㅓ
Helder Silva it was hard not to cringe while reading this idk why
I’m watching this years later and I can’t stop laughing. Funny as can be.
2:48 That laugh from the audience :D !
Asian parents : SON WTF YOU NO DO HOMEWORK? *beats him*
White parents : SON YOU NO DO HOMEWORK? GO SIT ON THE NAUGHTY STEP
Blundel “the naughty step” IM FUCKING CRYING
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What about black parents?
@@casualgamer09- They don't ask you the question, they already know you didn't do it and beat you the second you walk in the door
Radioactive Hufflepuff typical.
1:20 her smile
“Somebody gonna get hurt real bad!”
I love that sentence😂
a hurt*
Its good to see that the crowd loves him. You can almost see the happiness on his face :)
I am white, my parents had no problem giving me and my siblings a beating when we needed it.
This was hilarious.
What could you possibly do to make someone want to physically harm you?
@@Wittywidow559 Slaps a girls pussy??
Smart parents.. Touch their feat as a sign of respect for that.
@@Wittywidow559 lets see, cussing at your parents kind of like how ryan did, letting your kid be brazen like ryan, being in public and being a brazen little sh*t. Essentially disobedience. It isn't even a matter of 'want' lest they be mentally unsound, but a matter of 'need to.'
Black Heart stealing money from classmates.
Asian kids are more disciplined than whites cuz the way they have been grinned growing, from respecting elders to their teachers. Especially when Indian kids see their teachers, it’s natural instinct to bow and respect. Trust me I am not even Indian.
I used to have Indian friends back then. But god they were really miser. That’s how they have been brought up by their parents I guess.
No . They were probably in a country with a high currency value difference.
I Laugh out loud everytime I watch "Outsourced".One of the best live concerts by Russel
Proverbs 23:13-14
Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you strike him with a rod, he will not die. If you strike him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol.
Onlichka same as us beating ur child tym to tym is lyk watering a tree. well it's harsh but sme tym parents have to cruel to be kind
hussain nazif Why the hell are you spelling like that?
Altäir Ibn-La'Ahad just understand wat iam saying brother spelling can be mistaken while info cannot
hussain nazif Alright mate.
True
Mom: *hits me*
Me: *cries*
Mom: Why are you crying? Stop crying I'm getting angrier.
Wtf kind of parenting handbook
Well yeah it happened to me as well
So relatable
Crazy Handbook?🤔🧐😂🤣
Then you get hit again for crying!
Builds character
Oml I swear Chinese parents are like that.
"You better stop crying or I'm going to beat you again!"
*cries louder*
*beats even more*
"I SAID STOP CRYING!!!"
My dad used me as a football when I was kid. He did stop hitting as I got older around 16-17.
sad. I hope u got a better life now ❤️
I felt that “u have a room” because since 11 I slept on the couch next to my parents bed that was suppose to be the living room, a holy part or the house, and both of our rooms. (I’m 12 Turning 13 in a couple days)
I’m legit 15 and I still have to sleep in the living room with my parents man 😂💀
Relatable
i watched all his stand Up like 3 times i love his jokes they never get old hahaha
That mexican attitude kills me man i keep on replay that part...Mira!!!😂😂😂
The you got a room part is too true 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼 I’m here sleeping on the couch it’s always awkward when people ask where’s your room 😬
I’ve seen this video a hundred times and can’t get enough of it
I felt myself like I was sitting in that concert. Thanks Russel for nicely spent my 7,42 minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 in my culture we also treat our kids same way.
Saudi parents used to tell their kids teachers, "You have the flesh, I have the bone." That basically means a broken limb was possible.
That's just fucked up. Only parents are allowed to punished you. That will fuck any child up.
More about respecting your superior rather than punishment. Don't forget to factor in cultural differences.
relatable (Egyptian)
@cookie monster it was a saying, used mainly for intimidation more than anything else.
My parents never laid a hand on me. Didn't have to. Dad was in the Navy for 23 years and really knew how to use his voice. All he had to do was use that voice and I would instantly fall back in line.
Respect to your father unfortunately most parents use violence because they don't know how to use their voice or to let out their emotions on kids and call it "discipline" (yes even white parents not saying that all). It sucks how violence is normalized
Russell prior to having a kid:
BEAT YOUR KIDS!
Russell after having a kid:
So I bought my 3 year old a $10,000 bed she never uses...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aaand? How are these two events connected?
So "BEAT THE M*THERFUCK*R"
Parents who beat their kids also can and do provide them with the best things they can get.
@@divineray7822 So you support beating kids? I wish you wont have children
Mexicans over here
LA CHANCLAAAAAA
La chancla! Moo!
La chancla! Moo!
La chancla! Moo!
La misma chancla!!!!!
🙌🙌🙌
I got sent to my room...
You have a room?!
LMAO
I had the the word “MÉXICO” inprinted all over My back after a splendid beating with the belt
Hah! I remember my dads name on my backside from his leather embossed belt!
Indian here.
Without the beating,I could never imagine an amazing childhood.
Yep
Russel in his prime
1:22 So beautiful
My name is Beka.
I'm a Chonkla Survivor.
I got beat with... clothes hangers, slippers, belts, wooden spoons, ropes, charges, sticks 😭
You forgot tables 😂😂
Jeezus sounds like spring cleaning 😅
tyler jordan Asian parents use all that
The worst things to get beat with are electric cords and the leather whip used to drive livestock. The kind that wraps around what it hits.
Aww! I am so sorry about that Tyler. I totally hope those terrible moments didn't damage you any kind of way.
hapy new year russel you are the best !!
Not a fan of corporal punishment generally, but maybe with some kids there's no other choice. Hell, I wasn't spanked more than a few times in my life, and never past age 5/6, but I wouldn't have dreamed of calling my mom a bitch.
THIS introduced me to standup comedy. Love this!
"YOU GOT A ROOM???!!!" 😭🤣🤣🤣
My favorite comedian 👍🏼
For me, the best parts are when he mimics his dad :D. Awesome.
This comment section feels so good. Like almost all kids all over the world have solidarity over this except Americans and Canadians and some Europeans. I'm an Indian , I often got beat bcz I didn't eat healthy food or just any food and wasn't getting fat n tall. My parents took that as a personal insult and beat me. It ended around 10.
Big Salute to u buddy ❤️. Moroccans are watching your shows. It's So hilarious 👌
1:22 sooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeee
Vibhav Chavan ahahah
shit...1 yr late... she's damn fine bruh!
Get a life
I feel like the only white guy who got beat as a kid. Literally, someone called CPS when I was 14 because I mentioned my dad smacked me for swearing. It was the funniest shit.
Lol!!!😂😂
I some how feel you love and miss him alot ......on a honest and serious note sir.Tc and stay blessed.
I love his father saying "Somebody gonna get hurt really bad."
My mom's scarier than my dad, me and my sister just laugh about what we experienced😂
Russell you are extremely amazing
I am Pakistani and I can full-on relate to this.🤣
Never put your hands on a child in anger, that's what the belt is for.
Lolz
Its not about We fear... Its about respect.... We don't just abuse in front of our parents....
Dude as an Egyptian getting beaten was a part of my daily routine untill i became like 16😂
I'm Italian-Irish. When I was 20, my Italian father slapped me across the face for saying something disrespectful to him. I have one child, a son, and taught him to be empathic and to be respectful towards all people regardless of gender, sexual orientation (his best friend in HS is trans), races, religions, nationalities, etc., but I never hit him. Not entirely sure that was the right call. He's respectful to everyone except me. A little bit of fear when he was younger might have made it easier to discipline him when he was older.
You are a good parent. Hitting your child instills fear, explaining to them why it's wrong is better in the long run is better
@@blackmamba9950 it's not fear of the parent,it's fear of the consequences. As long as there is love to balance the discipline,the fear will always be from the consequence of not following the rules, disrespect or anything that needs that kind of discipline. Of course you don't spank them for everything,only when every other option has failed.
Years later and this doesn't get old haha 😂
That’s exactly me when I was hanging around with my Arab friends in school. I’m Persian but I’ve never been beaten by my parents and they were all talking about how they got beaten by their parents and talking about it like they enjoyed it and I was like nah my parents never beat me sadly I missed this delightful opportunity in my life and they were all thinking that I’m lying. I could see that in their faces lol
this is the best ever 😂😂🤣👏🏼
One of my all-time favorite bits-
1:21 that women be haunting my dreams when i was 17... And im 28 now. Geeze!