The Simpsons - Homer At The Buffet

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  • @rixxy9204
    @rixxy9204 5 років тому +8903

    "I think I have some tictacs in my purse"
    "Excellent choice"
    *still writes the order*

    • @jaykong1128
      @jaykong1128 5 років тому +95

      I was fuken SLAYED SON! Shit made me cry
      XDDDD

    • @MMAGamblingTips
      @MMAGamblingTips 5 років тому +61

      Rix xy
      Still brings wrong order.

    • @JMG_86
      @JMG_86 5 років тому +87

      _Writes: "She has lost her will to live."_

    • @Based_Gojo
      @Based_Gojo 5 років тому +7

      I am the 1,200th like!

    • @Jetsudo
      @Jetsudo 5 років тому +9

      This is one of those moments where I can say to all, I make tic tacs! And I will get love and praise for it, no doubt.

  • @chrismccarter228
    @chrismccarter228 5 років тому +12431

    This was the only time Lionel Hutz was a real lawyer and did his job.

    • @PsychoChuckGreene
      @PsychoChuckGreene 5 років тому +785

      He also did well with the case when he defending Chester Lampwick and Bart when he ate that metal jagged piece in a Krusty cereal

    • @frankj2879
      @frankj2879 5 років тому +109

      @@matthewklahn7523 make me!

    • @Ddanielgonzalez
      @Ddanielgonzalez 5 років тому +146

      Chuck Greene no he didn’t. Bart and Lisa saved him, he even asked the kids for help.

    • @charlie172011
      @charlie172011 5 років тому +136

      @@PsychoChuckGreene and then he stole practically all of Bart's compensation lol

    • @PsychoChuckGreene
      @PsychoChuckGreene 5 років тому +22

      @charlie172011 that’s true, and made it even easier for him when Krusty ate a poison Krusty-O

  • @travisbickle4307
    @travisbickle4307 3 роки тому +5259

    "T'was a moonless night, dark as pitch when out of the mist, came a beast, more stomach than man!"

  • @JoshSmithNo1
    @JoshSmithNo1 Рік тому +2208

    "Do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?"
    This line gets me every time lmao

    • @nitaistrange112
      @nitaistrange112 Рік тому +19

      The pathos is GOLDEN.

    • @nitinudapi3752
      @nitinudapi3752 Рік тому +38

      The jury was the best part!

    • @JOGA_Wills
      @JOGA_Wills Рік тому +18

      Haha yeah Lionel Hutz bursts your gut everytime... the one where he takes off his tie to fool Apu kills me just as much hahahha Apu even describes the type of knot the tie is in ha..

    • @darkhound_inc
      @darkhound_inc Рік тому +78

      *"That could've been me!"*

    • @casualfocus1371
      @casualfocus1371 Рік тому +2

      He's not wrong

  • @ceruchi2084
    @ceruchi2084 5 років тому +5806

    "We went fishing..."
    One of Marge's saddest lines.

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 4 роки тому +98

      Wasn't Marge allergic to seafood?? So why did she even go?

    • @leocoelho12
      @leocoelho12 4 роки тому +411

      @@matt13r1 true love

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 4 роки тому +42

      @@leocoelho12 touche.

    • @damage6836
      @damage6836 4 роки тому +77

      @@matt13r1 some women will follow their man no matter what haha

    • @DreamVikings
      @DreamVikings 3 роки тому +8

      And testifying in his favor xD.

  • @backhandok
    @backhandok 4 роки тому +10039

    I still think "The Frying Dutchman" is a pretty damn great name.

    • @lordgoro
      @lordgoro 4 роки тому +153

      it is

    • @rightwaydothings4133
      @rightwaydothings4133 4 роки тому +122

      That is a pretty sweet name.

    • @Dinosaurman34
      @Dinosaurman34 4 роки тому +185

      @@tobym5185 That’s a fish and chip shop where I live

    • @Dinosaurman34
      @Dinosaurman34 4 роки тому +75

      @@tobym5185 Gooooooood.
      Crispy battered fish, fluffy salty chips.

    • @SuperTed19021
      @SuperTed19021 4 роки тому +19

      I *so* want to go there! The thought of salty Edam. Mmmmmm.

  • @Thatbasedcat
    @Thatbasedcat 4 роки тому +9005

    “I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restuarant and they had to close the restuarant.” - Ralph Wiggum Season 7

    • @shepardmint933
      @shepardmint933 4 роки тому +839

      “Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but that doesn’t mean he’s some food-crazed maniac.” -Lisa Simpsons, Season 7

    • @lifeisgood420365
      @lifeisgood420365 4 роки тому +281

      Ooh, cool, I never noticed the call back reference lol

    • @andi8768
      @andi8768 4 роки тому +423

      "Oh, that's raspberry..." - Homer Simpson Season 7

    • @robertprince2651
      @robertprince2651 4 роки тому +16

      🤔🤔😅😅🤣☠

    • @kdohertygizbur
      @kdohertygizbur 3 роки тому +110

      @@robertprince2651 Lisa groans and looks down

  • @DfRaid
    @DfRaid Рік тому +2388

    Old simpsons managed to put in a gag every 5 seconds. And all of them hit. Pure genius.

  • @coolperson962
    @coolperson962 5 років тому +3840

    'Does these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?!'
    'THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!'

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 5 років тому +59

      "We're in trouble" arggggg. lol

    • @agk2802
      @agk2802 5 років тому +20

      Robert Moore « It should’ve been me » - Dolph Freaking Ziggler

    • @vincentfichtler7758
      @vincentfichtler7758 5 років тому +18

      "Homer I have a proposition for ya fair and true."

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому +15

      the one time you could use quotation marks and you fuck it up lol

    • @fredfredburger5150
      @fredfredburger5150 4 роки тому +2

      My favourite bit too!

  • @jeffw8218
    @jeffw8218 3 роки тому +4696

    I like how Lionel Hutz is both a competent and incompetent lawyer at the same time.

  • @muramasasedge5443
    @muramasasedge5443 3 роки тому +6339

    The entire Jury being morbidly obese is hilarious.

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 3 роки тому +163

      Also Homer willing to eat the deadly eclaire knowing full well it will kill him. ‘Murica.

    • @barrettfenwick8028
      @barrettfenwick8028 3 роки тому +354

      "That could have been ME!" :p

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 3 роки тому +227

      A jury of his peers.

    • @pbyrne3193
      @pbyrne3193 3 роки тому +23

      NGL I never noticed that before 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @KH4444444444N
      @KH4444444444N 3 роки тому +28

      @@josh18230 A jury of his "steers".😎

  • @brucethomson3242
    @brucethomson3242 2 роки тому +805

    'I have some tictacs in my purse.'
    'Excellent choice.'
    😅😅 genius.

    • @lupodelupis3672
      @lupodelupis3672 2 роки тому +19

      Conan O'Brian...what a brillant comedy mind!😁

    • @themasterofcommentsandrese4351
      @themasterofcommentsandrese4351 Рік тому +5

      Marge is allergic to fish. That didn’t stop her husband from searching for other all you can eat restaurant deals and going fishing.

    • @mranderson6748
      @mranderson6748 4 місяці тому

      I think of that when ya visit someone's house and their food sux lol

  • @7599mmd
    @7599mmd 8 років тому +3518

    "When out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man."

    • @yisraelmedina6192
      @yisraelmedina6192 8 років тому +13

      lol

    • @aaronsalentine7876
      @aaronsalentine7876 8 років тому +65

      There is a black hole in Homers stomach lol

    • @Argonwolfproject
      @Argonwolfproject 8 років тому +25

      @i am your DNA i am your clone
      And what are you supposed to be, a spambot that leaves hate messages?

    • @tabutu1
      @tabutu1 8 років тому +1

      Another basement dwelling virgin neckbeard. You sad pathetic fool.

    • @Mellowne
      @Mellowne 7 років тому

      and i make everybody sigh

  • @maoribrotha53
    @maoribrotha53 5 років тому +5556

    “This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film the never ending story”.

    • @MrGts92
      @MrGts92 4 роки тому +445

      "Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point?"

    • @christophzeit6282
      @christophzeit6282 4 роки тому +139

      @dungoist Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point? Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point?

    • @Eauduroi
      @Eauduroi 4 роки тому +52

      Cos its funny you stupid ass nikka

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 4 роки тому +135

      dungoist you’re a moron, dude- people post quotes from the videos to highlight them, express their appreciation of them, heighten their experience of the video, and discuss the quote and its entertainment value (or other value) with others. You’re clearly an imbecile or some megalomaniac who can’t handle others expressing themselves in a perfectly reasonable manner on a free, open, and public forum. I would suggest examining your life and worldview if you honestly don’t comprehend the sense behind quoting a part of a video.

    • @HammsterMusic
      @HammsterMusic 4 роки тому +23

      Brosef Brokowski chill bro

  • @FJose95
    @FJose95 3 роки тому +4371

    “We went fishing .”
    That line is comedic gold 😂

    • @tombitetto9498
      @tombitetto9498 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah. Stuck with me from a much too young age

    • @jarrodyuki7081
      @jarrodyuki7081 2 роки тому +1

      oh boy.

    • @ajfoodiesaiyan
      @ajfoodiesaiyan 2 роки тому +111

      I love how she cries after it too. 😂

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 роки тому +57

      @@ajfoodiesaiyan probably too ashamed, humiliated and disappointed by Homer's Healthy appetite for good quality Food.

    • @MrWildcat2009
      @MrWildcat2009 2 роки тому +20

      @@ajfoodiesaiyan because she knows that she lied under oath per Lionel’s orders, against her will, to help Homer win his suit.

  • @jeffgeminis925
    @jeffgeminis925 2 роки тому +806

    "That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!" "Oh, he's hideous! I heard they shaved a gorilla". My favourite quotes of this episode.

    • @Mouth4War88
      @Mouth4War88 2 роки тому +3

      ROLMFAO

    • @thedkm-4894
      @thedkm-4894 Рік тому +3

      @@Mouth4War88 ....

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 Рік тому

      ...

    • @admiralandy1983
      @admiralandy1983 Рік тому +11

      I wonder if the shaved a gorilla line was a reference to when people mistook Homer covered in mud for Bigfoot?

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 Рік тому

      @@admiralandy1983I would doubt it. Gorillas are real.

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 5 років тому +4526

    Classic Simpson, when practically every single line was quotable.

    • @AwnPoynt
      @AwnPoynt 5 років тому +29

      The Widow's Son exactly

    • @ninetailsgaming2919
      @ninetailsgaming2919 5 років тому +63

      “This was the most blatant case of false advertising!”

    • @anything7441
      @anything7441 5 років тому +30

      True that. Best time ever. The laughing continued well on to second to last period the next day in school. Where a good buddy n I would re enact various statements. And laugh crazily

    • @JohnWilliams-gp6ec
      @JohnWilliams-gp6ec 5 років тому +25

      Fairly warned be thee, says I.

    • @Minirow
      @Minirow 5 років тому +15

      "uhhh there's a pizza here fo--"
      "right here"

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR 9 років тому +7409

    There is an impossible number of classic lines here.

    • @mrbrokenmonkey
      @mrbrokenmonkey 9 років тому +429

      +LAVATORR I don't use the words "great poster" often, but you are the greatest poster in youtube history.

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 9 років тому +88

      +LAVATORR
      One thing that really disappointed me as I was growing up alongside the simpsons is that over time, the number of quotable lines eventually went way down to nothing. And as we all know, this decline correlated with the way the show ended up being.

    • @KristerAndersson-nc8zo
      @KristerAndersson-nc8zo 9 років тому +77

      +LAVATORR It is a remorseless eating machine,

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo 9 років тому +77

      +Cuckoo Phendula : It's like watching a former champion racehorse. Except now he's old and arthritic and crippled and they're still making him run.

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo 9 років тому +56

      +Broken Monkey (BrokenMonkey) : That is the most blatant case of UA-cam hyperbole since I watched a clip from The Neverending Story

  • @crixxxxxxxxx
    @crixxxxxxxxx 8 років тому +1649

    Lionel Hutz actually wins a settlement.

    • @theman1412
      @theman1412 8 років тому +111

      sort of

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 8 років тому +51

      lincolnlobster I think this is the only case he won.

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption 8 років тому +41

      lincolnlobster I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm!

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 8 років тому +1

      Zachary Thomas Forget that was in the episode.

    • @J4hk2
      @J4hk2 8 років тому +36

      @Zachary Thomas Also won the cases against Roger Meyers Jr. and Mayor "Bob" Terwilliger

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer Рік тому +108

    I don't think I've seen this episode in decades, but in my head I still hear Homer's voice saying "But the sign says 'all you can eat'!" _every single time_ I see or even think about a buffet.

  • @Olimar73
    @Olimar73 6 років тому +4646

    "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

    • @Sin526
      @Sin526 5 років тому +82

      I just saw that clip a little bit ago and instantly made that connection!

    • @newsgetsold
      @newsgetsold 5 років тому +27

      Nelson: *points* "Ha ha!" ua-cam.com/video/2LM0CZZ9Uw8/v-deo.html

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 5 років тому +132

      Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some food crazed maniac!

    • @guyincognito7308
      @guyincognito7308 5 років тому +43

      @@VGamingJunkieVT"ooooohhh this one's raspberry!!!"

    • @mudchair16
      @mudchair16 5 років тому +21

      Washing my fat guy hat, honey.

  • @obsidiandeluxe4474
    @obsidiandeluxe4474 5 років тому +2473

    “Is it more iced tea ye be needing?”
    “OK”
    *maniacal laughter*

  • @adrian4397
    @adrian4397 4 роки тому +1604

    The Monorail gets all the hype as Conan O'Brien's best episode, and it's hilarious, but this one is just as funny. "That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters."

    • @stevencramsie9172
      @stevencramsie9172 3 роки тому +65

      What's more amazing though is The Monorail was his first script.

    • @adrian4397
      @adrian4397 3 роки тому +5

      @@stevencramsie9172 great point!

    • @stakkadakka3427
      @stakkadakka3427 3 роки тому +30

      @@stevencramsie9172 ever notice how the monorail guy looks like conan?

    • @jordanboyd5587
      @jordanboyd5587 3 роки тому +27

      "I heard they've shaved a gorilla."

    • @skinnybuddha8988
      @skinnybuddha8988 3 роки тому +21

      I was just saying this. I'm really gonna miss the Conan show. I cannot believe it's actually gone, it doesn't even feel real.

  • @ericpeters9787
    @ericpeters9787 8 місяців тому +108

    Homer also single handedly bankrupted Red Lobster during endless shrimp.

    • @SirManfly
      @SirManfly Місяць тому

      "Bottomless Pete"...."ewww, he's hideous!!....I heard they shaved a gorilla !!"

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs 4 роки тому +6728

    The writing was so insanely good. A good joke every other line.

    • @lw954
      @lw954 4 роки тому +60

      Love the profile pic

    • @godsu
      @godsu 4 роки тому +93

      You are the greatest hero in American history

    • @strangemarkings
      @strangemarkings 4 роки тому +155

      Conan O'Brian wrote a lot of this episode and created the character of the Captain

    • @glipk
      @glipk 4 роки тому +7

      Great album

    • @spb7883
      @spb7883 4 роки тому +76

      Humor works best when one isn’t afraid to offend.

  • @shutup2751
    @shutup2751 2 роки тому +3632

    i love how the captain starts laughing maniacally after they say ok to his offer of more iced tea

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 роки тому +82

      It's his job and he likes it fine. It makes him feel Jolly than a Roger.

    • @aakksshhaayy
      @aakksshhaayy 2 роки тому +135

      Makes you fill up on fluids rather than seafood

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 роки тому +17

      @@aakksshhaayy Food and Beverages just keeps everything in balance.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +17

      "Would you rather eat a village rat than another burger?", lol, I like that line too

    • @catbranchman01
      @catbranchman01 2 роки тому +35

      @@alvexok5523 it’s “bilge rat” not village rat - easy mistake to make, and I didn’t know what a bilge rat was when I first heard it 🙂

  • @zakretsas8898
    @zakretsas8898 5 років тому +4179

    "Tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine, arrrrgh"

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE 5 років тому +18

      Zak retsas yar

    • @richardwere4487
      @richardwere4487 5 років тому +26

      My loan accounts

    • @honestabe5153
      @honestabe5153 5 років тому +46

      More stomach than man

    • @tomtv8394
      @tomtv8394 4 роки тому +5

      Tinky Winky that’s the most fucking pathetic insult ever said by mankind

    • @tomtv8394
      @tomtv8394 4 роки тому +5

      Tinky Winky you come back with the worst fucking insults I’ve ever seen my brain cells are fucking dieing due to how fucking bad and cringey your comebacks are

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 2 роки тому +106

    I love the jury reveal and the “that could’ve been me!” 😂😂😂

    • @garylobo348
      @garylobo348 Рік тому

      Another fat guy of course

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful Рік тому +4

      Sadly that joke today would be attacked by a twitter mob for being fatphobic. I miss the days when you could have comedy.

    • @DarrenBates
      @DarrenBates Рік тому

      The fact there's a jury for a consumer law case is amazing.

    • @tsurugi5
      @tsurugi5 11 місяців тому +1

      that stomach wobble though

    • @renesandoval1454
      @renesandoval1454 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Illustraful agreed today these simpsons episodes would be attacked by Gen Z or as I call them the "safe space" cancel culture.

  • @monkaWGiga
    @monkaWGiga 4 роки тому +3242

    "Please don't take the steam tray. SIR-!" This line has always killed me.

    • @jonathanwright8025
      @jonathanwright8025 3 роки тому +131

      Maybe some one will call me sir, without adding, you're making a scene.

    • @eoghancasserly3626
      @eoghancasserly3626 3 роки тому +37

      It's not the most clever joke in the video but it had me laughing the hardest. Perfect comedic timing

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 3 роки тому +36

      That tray would be way too hot to pick up. Homer did not care.

    • @52BuickBoi
      @52BuickBoi 3 роки тому +12

      I think homer was just starting to eat after they closed he spent all the time cracking open the lobster shells

    • @Therestrial432
      @Therestrial432 3 роки тому +27

      Only someone whose worked at buffets knows that servers pain! 😂😂😂😭

  • @tron3entertainment
    @tron3entertainment 5 років тому +2248

    "That man ate all our shrimp... and two plastic lobsters."
    Bewildering AND hilarious.

    • @mac_truck94
      @mac_truck94 5 років тому +47

      I think the fact he ate 2, meant he ate one, liked the taste and ate another makes it so much funnier

    • @mr_snrub
      @mr_snrub 5 років тому +7

      Tis no man, that be a space station

    • @thedelster9525
      @thedelster9525 4 роки тому +3

      And took plastic lobsters *

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +10

      @@thedelster9525 No, it's _"two_ plastic lobsters". Where's the joke in saying Homer took some plastic lobsters? The joke is that he ate them.

    • @richcampoverde
      @richcampoverde 4 роки тому +2

      Are you the atraxi

  • @VASHtheCritic
    @VASHtheCritic 4 роки тому +4209

    “I heard they shaved a gorilla”
    You don’t get great lines like that anymore with the Simpsons

    • @bradwilliams7683
      @bradwilliams7683 3 роки тому +205

      As far as I'm concerned the Simpsons is about 20 seasons past its "use by" date.

    • @harishashok6022
      @harishashok6022 3 роки тому +195

      It is because the writers now are bunch of wasted millenials. Legends like Conan & Brad Bird were a part of this classic era.

    • @jackflowt
      @jackflowt 3 роки тому +44

      @@harishashok6022 Shut up boomer. Blaming millennials isn't gonna solve your problems! Also it's spelled "millennials"

    • @San-cs6lk
      @San-cs6lk 3 роки тому +10

      @@bradwilliams7683 Keep repeating the same thing thinking you will be right.

    • @Ryfael
      @Ryfael 3 роки тому +97

      @@San-cs6lk He is though

  • @Mr_Winster
    @Mr_Winster Рік тому +53

    Homer running back through the door cracks me up every time 🤣 🤣🤣

  • @gl3110
    @gl3110 5 років тому +5447

    Its frankly depressing how good this show used to be when you think about what it is now.

    • @Slashco
      @Slashco 5 років тому +228

      Seasons 3-8 were really the golden years, then it was still watchable for a few more seasons, and finally became pretty "meh". I haven't even watched anything past season 20 or so.

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul 5 років тому +106

      Family Guy has gone the same way

    • @ronaldcheng1857
      @ronaldcheng1857 5 років тому +60

      LG1031
      For real..... Literally, the Simpsons are now just an undead shell of what they used to be. :( They need to just kill the series and end it.

    • @גיאורטנשטיין
      @גיאורטנשטיין 5 років тому +8

      Have you ever asked Fox why wouldn't they cancel the simpsons?

    • @AndalusianLuis
      @AndalusianLuis 5 років тому +21

      Edward Jaquez you mad bro ?

  • @gothpunk702
    @gothpunk702 5 років тому +1436

    "Please, don't take the steam tray!!...SIR!!"

    • @TheMadScientistOfLuton
      @TheMadScientistOfLuton 5 років тому +86

      Even after 20 years this joke still cracks me up

    • @michaelcastellano9932
      @michaelcastellano9932 5 років тому +13

      To live in a world where you can do that without getting in trouble.

    • @charlie172011
      @charlie172011 5 років тому +10

      Probably for steam hams

    • @jaykong1128
      @jaykong1128 5 років тому +6

      At this point in the clip literal tears bursting from my face
      XDDDD

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 4 роки тому +1

      I always wonder over the specificity of the word "steam tray"... So that thing is a steam tray.

  • @ajchovanec
    @ajchovanec Рік тому +25

    1:08 I love how the waiter still writes something on his pad when Marge says she's going to have Tic Tacs from her purse for dinner.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 5 років тому +6884

    That never ending story joke lol

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 5 років тому +104

      I like seeing other bigger named youtubers make comments outside their videos. I'll end my comment with:
      Come see Bottomless Pete! Nature's cruelest mistake! Come for the freak, stay for the food!

    • @justincounts6001
      @justincounts6001 4 роки тому +13

      Holy crap you're the last person I would expect to see on a Simpsons video huge fan

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 4 роки тому +6

      "Laughing my ass off off off off"... fucking loser.

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 4 роки тому +36

      @@iim4xii129 what are you on about

    • @highlyblest
      @highlyblest 4 роки тому +3

      Ah ProtoMario we meet again

  • @AlecDouglas
    @AlecDouglas 5 років тому +1144

    “Homer, I don’t use the word hero very often. But *you* ... are the greatest hero in American history.”

    • @ghalibbakhtiar1300
      @ghalibbakhtiar1300 5 років тому +80

      Woohoo!

    • @chickenvasquez78
      @chickenvasquez78 5 років тому +4

      No way in hell he would be a *WORTHLESS* hero of USA lol

    • @funklestiltskin6140
      @funklestiltskin6140 5 років тому +37

      I love how he clearly was struggling to keep a straight face as he said that.

    • @peteynutt4104
      @peteynutt4104 5 років тому +18

      @@chickenvasquez78 nah.
      He went to space.
      He is an American hero

    • @canadianmormarchist
      @canadianmormarchist 4 роки тому +5

      Lincoln who?!?! The only hero I have ever heard of is Homer Simpson

  • @GozUnlimited
    @GozUnlimited 9 років тому +3044

    "Please! Don't take the steam tray! Sir!" LOL

    • @AJARyan-yn2uv
      @AJARyan-yn2uv 9 років тому +202

      And he takes it while holding a fish in his mouth.

    • @Paquito910
      @Paquito910 7 років тому +53

      like an aquarium sealion.

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 7 років тому +65

      I love how it cuts in the middle of sir

    • @Saffrone221
      @Saffrone221 7 років тому +17

      Shut up and take my fat money!!!!!!

    • @kingjacob1658
      @kingjacob1658 7 років тому

      GozUnlimited k

  • @scottie781x
    @scottie781x 2 роки тому +138

    The look of embarrassment on Marge's face is priceless 🤣

    • @sgauden02
      @sgauden02 2 роки тому +9

      It's a wonder she's managed t stay with Homer all this time.

    • @alexcasares7401
      @alexcasares7401 Рік тому +4

      But the people need to see her pretty face

    • @maggyliciousss
      @maggyliciousss Рік тому +1

      The facial expressions and gesturing were sooo much better back then..
      The characters were alive, now its just animated crap

    • @ryandiggs750
      @ryandiggs750 11 місяців тому +1

      She should have stay home instead of coming with him to watch Homer eat while people looking at him outside of the window

    • @rachelwaln269
      @rachelwaln269 6 місяців тому

      ​@@ryandiggs750 Right.

  • @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral
    @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral 3 роки тому +2769

    Lionel Hutz's finest hour.

    • @user4fvRm2mf
      @user4fvRm2mf 3 роки тому +38

      I think he was better in 'Marge in Chains'. He even showed up to court naked by accident in that one!

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 3 роки тому +43

      Guilty as charged 😁

    • @angel-iv5ve
      @angel-iv5ve 3 роки тому +27

      @@user4fvRm2mfim not wearing a tie at all👹👹👹

    • @justinforward3620
      @justinforward3620 3 роки тому +17

      @@user4fvRm2mf But he lost that case when Marge was found guilty and he had to face a case against him immediately afterwards, while still naked below the chest. All in front of Stephen Stills, his AA sponsor. This was his best chance of helping Homer seek some kind of closure or verdict with both a crooked business owner and that bespectacled prosecutor who usually works for Mr. Burns or anyone villainous. Every other instance Lionel Hutz tried to help the family out, his faults were revealed in one way or another. Regardless, he was one of the greatest guest characters in the shows history and his voice actor was one of the very best comedic actors of our generation. Gone too soon.

    • @timkumpost6036
      @timkumpost6036 2 роки тому +1

      Did he ever win any other case?

  • @Despond
    @Despond 3 роки тому +234

    "Please! Don't take the steam tray!" The ridiculousness of him taking the whole thing and the guys delivery is what made this cartoon so great.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому +5

      how fast does Homers stomach work to digest all that food so quickly?🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonnysupreme
      @jonnysupreme Рік тому +5

      "Sir, sir!" 😂

    • @brundlefly262
      @brundlefly262 Рік тому +1

      Don't forget about the dead fish in his mouth. 😂

    • @micahbush5397
      @micahbush5397 Рік тому

      ​@@raven4k998His stomach is a black hole.

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli Рік тому +1

      @@raven4k998 Lol it makes me think of that one guy irl with the eating condition... Michel Lotito. It's insane that his death was from natural causes in the end, knowing the kind of dangerous objects he legitimately consumed.

  • @mattdavisprofessionalgolfc8362
    @mattdavisprofessionalgolfc8362 9 років тому +872

    'We went fishing..' 'Sobs' -absolute gold

    • @JPZ16974
      @JPZ16974 9 років тому +3

      +Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching *Gasps* the horror! D:

    • @GVZGQosqoruna
      @GVZGQosqoruna 9 років тому +29

      +Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching ..Poor Marge, a great wife, true love.

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo 9 років тому +74

      That could have been me!

    • @iAmMadeOfSoup
      @iAmMadeOfSoup 7 років тому +1

      Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching best line

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 7 років тому +2

      Every man deserves a wife like Marge

  • @pointsequalspremium8379
    @pointsequalspremium8379 2 роки тому +70

    I must have watched this 100 times, and this is the first time I noticed Homer had a fish in his mouth when carrying the steam tray 😂

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson 2 роки тому +8

      Good catch. I'm in the same boat as you (no pun intended)

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger Рік тому +2

      I don't think I ever really noticed it either. This scene is so well done that it still gets a laugh out of me after all the times I've already watched it.

    • @northernassassin6056
      @northernassassin6056 2 місяці тому

      It's the first thing I noticed!

  • @jos9116
    @jos9116 4 роки тому +852

    ‘We went fishing’ has to be the funniest line in TV history

    • @rosiemurray2611
      @rosiemurray2611 3 роки тому +42

      one of those jokes that could just never be improved

    • @sockpuppetbitme
      @sockpuppetbitme 3 роки тому +70

      The way she just breaks down in tears LOL

    • @skandababy
      @skandababy 3 роки тому +3

      I dunno, Dwight Shrute gets my vote with "he has cat turd collector written all over him"

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 3 роки тому +7

      Cap’n:” Fair thee warned be thee, says I”

    • @reckoner1913
      @reckoner1913 2 роки тому +5

      It does bother me that we see them in the bedroom after Homer gets kicked out and is threatening to sue....was that at 6am after the fishing trip?

  • @terrortalks3037
    @terrortalks3037 3 роки тому +831

    "Is it more iced tea ye be needin'?"
    "OK."
    "Yarharharharhar!"

    • @eclass96
      @eclass96 3 роки тому +16

      Happy to serve...😆😆😆

    • @megatop412
      @megatop412 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah that laugh was crazy, like lunatic crazy

    • @devontepierson5913
      @devontepierson5913 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/iCiNPUVvGJk/v-deo.html

    • @skandababy
      @skandababy 3 роки тому +30

      Yep, the old buffet trick of filling patrons up om tea and soda, so they'll eat less food.

    • @gkm2928
      @gkm2928 3 роки тому +12

      @@skandababy that's a lot more logical than my "he clearly pissed in the iced tea" rationale

  • @narmstrong9539
    @narmstrong9539 8 років тому +1963

    "That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!"
    That may well be the greatest line in Simpsons history

  • @ytkatz
    @ytkatz 2 дні тому +2

    The sacks and sacks of "shrimp" switcheroo was great 😂

  • @ThaAmjab
    @ThaAmjab 8 років тому +1500

    "This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Neverrending Story"! " HAHA

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 7 років тому +26

      I feel sorry for poor Atrehyu and Bastion...

    • @AverageInvestor
      @AverageInvestor 7 років тому +28

      I laugh every time I hear that line. lol

    • @nicholask7566
      @nicholask7566 7 років тому +17

      mabesch Technically when you want to put something in quotation marks while it's already in quotation marks you should use apostrophes. So, it should be, "...since my suit against the film 'The Never Ending Story.'"

    • @homerthompson8730
      @homerthompson8730 6 років тому +15

      it's lines like that that make you miss Phil Hartman....

    • @ryandickerson9699
      @ryandickerson9699 6 років тому +7

      Homer Thompson cool name. All of his lines and deliveries were great. He is irreplaceable.

  • @leons.kennedy7385
    @leons.kennedy7385 5 років тому +1445

    "Tis was a dark and moonless night, when out came a beast more stomach than man!" 😂😂

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 4 роки тому +3185

    Punchline after punchline...
    Simpsons AT IT'S BEST!

    • @DGMUSICisGOOD
      @DGMUSICisGOOD 3 роки тому +60

      i look up old simpsons skits to remind myself that I'm not in fact crazy when I don't like what is currently popular.

    • @mrrodriguez2947
      @mrrodriguez2947 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂 bruh it's always surprising to see you in comments, def love your channel😂. Yo We really do forget at times y'all regular ppl watching YT like the rest of us😂😂

    • @robertb.7964
      @robertb.7964 3 роки тому +18

      Yepers, now its just social justice crap

    • @runnersdialzero1244
      @runnersdialzero1244 3 роки тому +4

      *its

    • @harryred981
      @harryred981 3 роки тому

      Now that I think about it, this is one of the best episodes

  • @designatedred
    @designatedred 8 днів тому +1

    There's a lot of fantastic quotes in this one, but the captain giving a hearty "YAHAR- YAHARHARHAR" when filling someone's ice tea always got me lol.

  • @Shendue
    @Shendue 3 роки тому +846

    I lost it when they delivered him a pizza in the middle of the trial. 🤣

    • @LL-fd7xn
      @LL-fd7xn 2 роки тому +11

      Most like paying homage to Fast Times At Ridgemont High!

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 2 роки тому +6

      it is still legal?

    • @Rat-mk6fk
      @Rat-mk6fk 2 роки тому +27

      @@StainderFin only if you give the judge and prosecutor a slice too lol

    • @lupodelupis3672
      @lupodelupis3672 2 роки тому +2

      I know you shouldn't do it, but the trials sessions can last for hours...and when Homer needs to eat 😂

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 роки тому +3

      @Shendue I bet it was the Pizza of Dreams, Pepperoni, Sausage, Cheese, Shrimp, Lobster, Crab, Green Peppers and mushrooms.😋😊🍕🌭🧀🦐🦞🦀🫑🍄

  • @dadgonegamer2654
    @dadgonegamer2654 4 роки тому +566

    “Come for the freak, stay for the food.”
    Fucking hilarious.

  • @shadedepeche2556
    @shadedepeche2556 4 роки тому +1873

    If they wanted Homer to stop eating, they should’ve served him a large steak. Homer would pass out before finishing it.

    • @New3DSLuigi364
      @New3DSLuigi364 4 роки тому +93

      I Think that episode took place AFTER He got his Bypass. . .

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 4 роки тому +166

      @@New3DSLuigi364 Considering how the Simpsons handle continuity, I doubt that is the reason why he couldn’t finish the steak.

    • @stayhydratedkingsqueens
      @stayhydratedkingsqueens 4 роки тому +6

      @@shadedepeche2556 ikr

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 4 роки тому +43

      Also, why the hell would an all you can eat seafood buffet have beef?

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 4 роки тому +42

      @@hoagielamp6543 Why would everyone but Flanders be at church on one Sunday?

  • @nuggetsfan007
    @nuggetsfan007 8 місяців тому +29

    Simpsons predicting the downfall of Red Lobster decades ahead of time 😂😂😂

  • @Garl_Vinland
    @Garl_Vinland 7 років тому +319

    “MORE ICE TEA?!” “ok” “YARHARHARHAR!!!!”

  • @Lazyboy5298
    @Lazyboy5298 9 років тому +778

    "What about the bread, does that have much fish in it?"
    "Yes"

    • @TheVideoVolcano
      @TheVideoVolcano 9 років тому +17

      +Lazyboy5298 who puts fish in bread lol jahahah

    • @slashermaster28
      @slashermaster28 9 років тому +12

      +TheVideoVolcano Well, the Japanese are known to put meat in their buns. I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with something like that.

    • @yetanotherfucknuggetwitham5873
      @yetanotherfucknuggetwitham5873 9 років тому +34

      +slashermaster28 Their kitchens are poorly maintained and fish gets in everything

    • @stevenlow1783
      @stevenlow1783 9 років тому +1

      +slashermaster28 0

    • @IHeardFromTheHeavens
      @IHeardFromTheHeavens 9 років тому +1

      +TheVideoVolcano Yh, fried fish, salt fish i.e cod, fish soup. *sigh*

  • @douglaspinsak1246
    @douglaspinsak1246 3 роки тому +1086

    “Come see bottomless Pete, nature’s cruelest mistake” 😂. This sequence was one winner after another-but that is one of my favorite lines.

    • @WillRobinsonDanger
      @WillRobinsonDanger 2 роки тому +55

      "COME FOR THE FREAK, STAY FOR THE FOOD!!!!!!"

    • @3rdalbum
      @3rdalbum 2 роки тому +8

      I was recommended this video after watching a Simpsons joke about a bottomless pit. So it particularly resonated with me!

    • @calebquispe3587
      @calebquispe3587 2 роки тому +3

      Come see bottomless pit ...

    • @douglaspinsak1246
      @douglaspinsak1246 2 роки тому +20

      @@calebquispe3587
      No, it's "come see bottomless Pete", like "here is the human equivalent of a bottomless pit--I call him bottomless Pete".

    • @MarcoBoneMan
      @MarcoBoneMan 2 роки тому +8

      Golden era Simpsons is the Mike Tyson of comedy, just relentless blows.

  • @chrisserong4966
    @chrisserong4966 Рік тому +33

    Homer getting a pizza delivered to the court 🤣🤣

  • @joshuaferguson698
    @joshuaferguson698 7 років тому +693

    "We went fishing" *sobs* lmao

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 3 роки тому +510

    I really want to know more about the 'People of Springfield VS Kris Kringle' case.

    • @brendaholcomb3187
      @brendaholcomb3187 3 роки тому +83

      It's a reference to "A Miracle on 32nd Street" when they bring bags of letters to Santa into the courtroom to prove Kris Kringle is who he says he is (Santa).

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 3 роки тому

      Me too.

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 роки тому +10

      @@brendaholcomb3187 its 34th street

    • @martybadboy
      @martybadboy 3 роки тому +5

      Phfft, millennials.

    • @manilakingslots
      @manilakingslots 3 роки тому +2

      It refers to donald trump.

  • @PhflyDan1
    @PhflyDan1 6 років тому +1761

    Fairly warned, be thee, says I..

    • @homersimpson8824
      @homersimpson8824 6 років тому +35

      at he beginning when he took the steam tray he already had a whole fish in his mouth before he took it to the table

    • @chpman2013
      @chpman2013 6 років тому +6

      PhyflyDan1 *snap*snap*

    • @robganley9872
      @robganley9872 6 років тому

      lol

    • @atalantasapple9639
      @atalantasapple9639 6 років тому +1

      @@homersimpson8824 - That's ok...It's still funny.😂

    • @BrendanTheGent
      @BrendanTheGent 6 років тому +2

      That is a reference to the pirates of the caribean ride in disney theme parks

  • @Georgelfcsg8
    @Georgelfcsg8 7 місяців тому +9

    3:35
    "We drove around until 3am looking for another all you can eat fish restaurant"
    That line cracks me up everytime 😂😂

  • @Мойчлен-в1ъ
    @Мойчлен-в1ъ 7 років тому +1749

    “I heard they shaved a gorilla”

    • @azzamalmarzouq9522
      @azzamalmarzouq9522 6 років тому +9

      What's a chlen?

    • @roopepeltomaa2824
      @roopepeltomaa2824 6 років тому +2

      @@azzamalmarzouq9522 y u mean?

    • @Lmclean89
      @Lmclean89 6 років тому +15

      oh you watched the same video too???

    • @alrush34
      @alrush34 5 років тому +2

      @@azzamalmarzouq9522 More importantly, what's a yute?

    • @hudsonball4702
      @hudsonball4702 5 років тому +5

      That line alone made this video worth it.

  • @DamienMalakay
    @DamienMalakay 8 років тому +359

    "Homer i don't use the word HERO very often but you are the greatest hero in American history" hahaha!!!

    • @BigDangerous311
      @BigDangerous311 6 років тому +10

      Sounds like something Trump would make his staffers call him, lol!

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 6 років тому

      Funnily enough it was 'In your face, Gilgamesh' I said at that bit ;]

    • @isaiahmebrhatu8337
      @isaiahmebrhatu8337 6 років тому

      I would have to agree with him on that.

    • @OsamaBinLooney
      @OsamaBinLooney 6 років тому

      well 2nd greatest, right after Trump

  • @Raeqwon17
    @Raeqwon17 7 років тому +341

    "Come for the freak, stay for the food!"

    • @OdaVenom
      @OdaVenom 5 років тому +14

      Oh! He's hideous!

    • @Gojiragon
      @Gojiragon 5 років тому

      I know *I* would.

    • @ronaldcheng1857
      @ronaldcheng1857 5 років тому +4

      “I heard they shaved a gorilla”

  • @bertramwinslowiii2119
    @bertramwinslowiii2119 7 місяців тому +7

    Classic Simpsons - every line is gold!

  • @november132
    @november132 5 років тому +588

    People like him the are reason most buffet places have a measly 1.5 hour time limit.

    • @jbreitz87
      @jbreitz87 4 роки тому +56

      Wait hows that a bad thing. I mean the only people who could go over that are pretty far gone.

    • @questadam2879
      @questadam2879 4 роки тому +47

      Buffet margins are rated on the number of plates consumed and not time. I believe the industry standard is anything more than nine plates and the restaurant loses money. Nine plates is or more is very rare too.

    • @questadam2879
      @questadam2879 4 роки тому +34

      By the way, the average number of plates consumed is 2.5

    • @tylerlamb9930
      @tylerlamb9930 4 роки тому +35

      I have heard Sumo Wrestlers are usually under contract to not devastate buffet restaurants.

    • @Dumbird0
      @Dumbird0 4 роки тому +4

      @@questadam2879 9 plates is a lot. how cheap is the food?

  • @underoverachiever7093
    @underoverachiever7093 3 роки тому +967

    One of the most impressive things about old Simpsons is how many good quality jokes they could pack in a short amount of time. In only 4 minutes, they were able to pack in 34+ good quality jokes, and there’s probably more I missed. They were able to pack these episodes full of great jokes.

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 3 роки тому +31

      I mean no offence but why count the jokes? Let the show flow, it feels like it'd take out its punch if you get all county- plus, while likely not here, it often feels like an excuse for people to get angry about modern simpsons better..

    • @kevinkent6351
      @kevinkent6351 3 роки тому +47

      Even the animation was funnier.

    • @Zartu_3rd_Overlord_of_Blargon7
      @Zartu_3rd_Overlord_of_Blargon7 3 роки тому +18

      That works out to a good joke every 15 seconds.

    • @matthewcopping3473
      @matthewcopping3473 3 роки тому +10

      @@Zartu_3rd_Overlord_of_Blargon7 every 7

    • @Kwyjibo28372
      @Kwyjibo28372 2 роки тому +43

      @@DTheAustralian Let the poor Simpsons fanperson enjoy the show in their own way. I, for one, was very happy someone counted the jokes. That's amazing.

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 8 років тому +382

    I love the fat bloke in the court, "That could have been me!".
    3:55

    • @barrettfenwick8028
      @barrettfenwick8028 7 років тому +19

      Jury revel best joke in the whole segment! XD

    • @brucelston
      @brucelston 7 років тому +3

      lol best line

    • @chrisj197438
      @chrisj197438 6 років тому +3

      I have a very overweight friend who loves to say that line. Only Simpson fans get it when he says it.

    • @Shaquille_ONeal
      @Shaquille_ONeal 6 років тому +3

      I like the purple guy behind Homer at 2:33.

  • @55hivealive3
    @55hivealive3 Рік тому +21

    Marge's crying after the revelation they went fishing destroys me everytime

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 4 роки тому +545

    Marge is such a great wife, with the patience to not only NOT eat dinner, but to also wait until after closing while Homer ate.

    • @SuperTed19021
      @SuperTed19021 3 роки тому +49

      She is Superwife to not have left him and take the kids *years ago!*

    • @hushabyehum4805
      @hushabyehum4805 3 роки тому +40

      She's more his mother to him than a wife

    • @JoshuaParris83
      @JoshuaParris83 3 роки тому +3

      *No she is NOT!!!*

    • @IngaFrid
      @IngaFrid 3 роки тому +32

      She also stood by her husband in the end when they placed Homer in the window although she was ashamed.

    • @JoshuaParris83
      @JoshuaParris83 3 роки тому +2

      @@IngaFrid Marge didn't even praised Homer or Nothing for what he did. *No " I'm happy for you homer" or no I'm so proud of you Homer" NOTHING!!!*

  • @kdawg7736
    @kdawg7736 3 роки тому +334

    "That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!"

    • @MJSBADGIRL-nq7is
      @MJSBADGIRL-nq7is 3 роки тому +12

      @Spinel Joestar six bells, time for closing

    • @craigcopeland3503
      @craigcopeland3503 3 роки тому +7

      @@MJSBADGIRL-nq7is Can't talk, eating.

    • @chibiguardian7587
      @chibiguardian7587 3 роки тому +10

      @@craigcopeland3503 Fairly warn be thee say I (snaps fingers)

    • @craigcopeland3503
      @craigcopeland3503 3 роки тому +8

      @@chibiguardian7587 O..hey..hey...HEEEYY...RUM,RUM,RUM..but the sign said "All you can eat." 🤣

    • @MJSBADGIRL-nq7is
      @MJSBADGIRL-nq7is 3 роки тому +9

      @@craigcopeland3503 I'm gonna fight this thing

  • @bigcruz89
    @bigcruz89 3 роки тому +458

    Love how Hutz's office shows a fake skyline since it's in a mall and Homer is looking out of it as if it were real.

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 2 роки тому +33

      OMG! Good catch, there! 😅

    • @jefdarcy
      @jefdarcy 2 роки тому +41

      @@PrincessofPower84 To be honest, I doubt this is a fake skyline, probably just an inconsistency: In an earlier episode, Hutz' office looked the same from the outside, but he had a bookshelf behind him. Other than that, every mall has outer walls, so Hutz' office could have had windows.

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 2 роки тому

      What do you expect? He’s an idiot.

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 2 роки тому +2

      I've seen this episode many times and never even noticed this lmao

    • @BoboMcBooboy
      @BoboMcBooboy 2 роки тому +6

      @@jefdarcy 2:09 - That’s just it... Malls ALL have exterior walls... not like Hutz office HAD to be completely in the interior of the mall...
      However, the “building” in the window, seems to indicate this is supposed to be some office building skyscraper high up on some office floor, like a lot of law offices... at least assuming the building in the window is supposed to be the top of a fellow skyscraper, with a relatively similar height...
      I agree with you, it’s this shot was drawn first/after, and nobody caught the inconsistency... but drawing hutz office to be up a bunch of floors in a skyscraper makes a lot of sense...

  • @Supreme-gu1jz
    @Supreme-gu1jz 4 місяці тому +6

    The way homer runs back inside. GOD DAMN HILARIOUS 😂. HAIL TO GOLDEN ERA OF THE SIMPSONS.

  • @seanthomson5578
    @seanthomson5578 2 роки тому +717

    “Homer I don’t use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.”~ Lionel Hutz’s best line.

  • @jirivera1999
    @jirivera1999 5 років тому +227

    RIP Phil Hartman!! 😢😢 your character always made the show memorable.

    • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
      @BrianSmith-yq7ys 4 роки тому +3

      It’s still shocking to me that someone shot him

    • @chase6846
      @chase6846 4 роки тому +1

      Brian Smith crazy fucking people in this world, man. Hard to trust anybody

    • @JasonFlorida
      @JasonFlorida 4 роки тому +2

      His voice was perfect for the role

    • @soberchimera61
      @soberchimera61 4 роки тому +1

      The show basically went down the tube after he died.

  • @KeiserSoze16
    @KeiserSoze16 6 років тому +1014

    (Marge) We drove around until 3 a.m. looking for another all you can eat restaurant.
    (Hutz) And when you couldn't find one?
    (Marge) We went fishing *breaks down sobbing*
    That exchange is pure gold! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @luffis1985
      @luffis1985 5 років тому +46

      That could've been me!

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 років тому +3

      @@luffis1985 shut up dolph Ziggler lol jk

    • @bodycount3345
      @bodycount3345 5 років тому +6

      @Jamie Nelson essentially what he's done is made a discussion for that particular part of the video

    • @jabberw0k812
      @jabberw0k812 5 років тому +6

      Not even any all you can eat restaurant. It had to be an all you can eat *fish* restaurant.

    • @punjabiprincess908
      @punjabiprincess908 5 років тому

      Thank you I for quoting the same video i just watched.

  • @BenelliAkimbo
    @BenelliAkimbo Місяць тому +7

    1:41 "Fairly warned, be thee, says I" *(snap)* *(snap)*

    • @FaIconero
      @FaIconero 16 днів тому +1

      Why does he speak like that? 😅 I never heard this accent before.

  • @jccw227
    @jccw227 9 років тому +444

    And this ended up happening in real life! in 2012, a 350 lbs. man named Bill Wisth was banned from a Thiensville seafood restaurant for abusing the all-you-can-eat policy (a waitress mentioned he also had an extensive tab he never fully paid off). He picketed outside the restaurant after getting banned.

    • @Fool12
      @Fool12 9 років тому +27

      +Joe Weatherford That is so fucking funny.

    • @ChobThomas
      @ChobThomas 9 років тому +93

      +Joe Weatherford If you can abuse an all-you-can-eat policy, it isn't all-you-can-eat.

    • @jccw227
      @jccw227 9 років тому +60

      I think it was the tab that did him in.

    • @smokeymcbongwater1794
      @smokeymcbongwater1794 9 років тому +1

      LOL.

    • @jccw227
      @jccw227 9 років тому +2

      +Alec Danner Ok, that's awesome.

  • @dlracer2
    @dlracer2 2 роки тому +1400

    The Neverending Story joke is pure genius. Absolute genius. Funniest joke in the whole show. RIP Phil Hartman

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 роки тому +3

      RIP Air-Conditioner and Gigi the Black Cat.

    • @benadams3569
      @benadams3569 2 роки тому +7

      Oh, yeah that joke had me rolling...🙄 (rolling my eyes, that is).

    • @MagicRatty
      @MagicRatty 2 роки тому +2

      I dont get it

    • @dlracer2
      @dlracer2 2 роки тому +60

      @@MagicRatty The false advertisement he’s referencing is taking the title: “Neverending Story” totally literal.
      It’s a frivolous lawsuit because the movie had an ending, and Lionel Hutz the putz sued the filmmaker for it.

    • @louis1443
      @louis1443 2 роки тому

      @@benadams3569 because you’re a idiot

  • @shawndisalvo593
    @shawndisalvo593 5 років тому +593

    Homer Simpson is the only man who will order a pizza during court haha
    😭🍕

    • @ReuvenShopper
      @ReuvenShopper 5 років тому +9

      No body:
      Absolutely No body:
      Homer: Can I have pizza in court ?

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 5 років тому +10

      Mmmmm, pizza.

    • @ChamStar625
      @ChamStar625 5 років тому +5

      Me at the DMV tbqh

    • @Predaking4ever
      @Predaking4ever 5 років тому +3

      I would. So me Homer

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 роки тому +6

      Order in the court…
      *lItErAlLy!*

  • @HeyLaserLips
    @HeyLaserLips 5 днів тому +1

    That "Oh, he's hideous!" in the background always cracks me up. 😂

    • @osurpless
      @osurpless 6 годин тому

      Yep, shades of “Call of the Simpsons” where he’s mistaken for Bigfoot.

  • @icegiant1000
    @icegiant1000 8 років тому +353

    I heard your dad went to a restaurant, and he ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant. Genius.

    • @abysmal
      @abysmal 8 років тому +95

      Scott Lisa: "Hey my dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some sort of food crazed maniac!" Homer drives by in an ice cream truck: "Mmmm that's raspberry." Lisa: "Sigh..."

    • @adri2shadow
      @adri2shadow 7 років тому +18

      little ralph was right.

    • @Serfuzz
      @Serfuzz 6 років тому +3

      Ha -- that never occured to me.

    • @solidusny07
      @solidusny07 6 років тому +3

      Gotta love the continuity they do for the show lol

  • @jccathc2640
    @jccathc2640 2 роки тому +102

    "we went fishing" 3:44 one of the most stand-out hilarious simpsons moments for me

  • @Eaoleolo
    @Eaoleolo 9 років тому +677

    -Is it more iced tea that you need?
    -Ok!
    -Ohhh haha.ahahahaharrr
    For some reason that cracked me up.

    • @rockys201
      @rockys201 9 років тому +32

      +Emil Osorio Llanos She isn't bothered either way but the Captain clearly needs to get a grip, it's only fucking iced tea, lol

    • @8x13Wolf
      @8x13Wolf 9 років тому +14

      +Emil Osorio Llanos Same. Maybe it's the crazed expression while he's pouring the iced tea that does it?
      Also kind of makes me want iced tea and seafood.

    • @rockys201
      @rockys201 9 років тому +9

      Tjacksun HARHARHARHARGGHHH!!!!

    • @8x13Wolf
      @8x13Wolf 9 років тому +13

      +Tjacksun I've never in all my life been to a buffet where they charged you for refills on soda/iced tea/etc.

    • @8x13Wolf
      @8x13Wolf 9 років тому

      +Tjacksun US.

  • @Lestat21500
    @Lestat21500 Рік тому +93

    My God they dont make shows like this anymore. 30 years later and i'm laughing hysterically.

  • @Doughty321
    @Doughty321 8 років тому +317

    "Please, don't take the steam tray. Sir!" I don't know why but that always makes me laugh 😂

    • @jonmacdonald5345
      @jonmacdonald5345 6 років тому +4

      DoughtyJ I have actually done that Drunk at a Vegas buffet!!!

    • @Ray-Guy18002
      @Ray-Guy18002 6 років тому +3

      the local kfc wanted to see how much popcorn chicken we could eat I ate so much they told me to stop taking the chicken

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 6 років тому +1

      @@Ray-Guy18002 I can imagine that happening and you say: dont disturb me while I eat!"

  • @beefforhire
    @beefforhire 8 років тому +254

    "We went fishing" LOL!

    • @affanjamsari5752
      @affanjamsari5752 6 років тому +3

      beefforhire then,why was marge crying after saying that sentence

    • @criticalem
      @criticalem 6 років тому +25

      Affan Jamsari because its embarrasing, imagine your husband eating a ton of fish, getting kicked out and looking for another all you can eat, only ending up fishing to satisfy his never ending frenzy of eating. How did a joke like that miss you exactly ?

    • @fearless1024
      @fearless1024 6 років тому +2

      I wonder why Marge doesn't just refuse to go with him...

    • @affanjamsari5752
      @affanjamsari5752 6 років тому

      why was marge crying after she said that they went fishing

    • @jurisfootrag
      @jurisfootrag 6 років тому

      criticalem just going by his username... i don't think female emotions matter where he's from lol

  • @Illustraful
    @Illustraful 4 роки тому +262

    One day I'm going to use "Fairly warned be thee says I" in a conversation.

    • @radioactive9861
      @radioactive9861 3 роки тому +12

      Talk Like A Pirate Day is September 19, every year since 1995...You're welcome.

    • @richcrotty
      @richcrotty 3 роки тому +7

      I use that line all the time.
      Of course, I'm actually a pirate.
      And only now am I seeing my avatar pic and realizing how true that is.

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 роки тому +6

      @@radioactive9861 And out of mist came a beast, more stomach than man.

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 3 роки тому

      @@radioactive9861 In that case, fairly warned be thee, says I.

  • @kavtind
    @kavtind Рік тому +17

    2:20 I love that Homer is the greatest hero in American history for not being able to finish his buffet

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 3 роки тому +184

    3:42 "And when you couldn't find one?" "We went fishing..." This always cracks me up, the thought of whether Homer and Marge were going to prepare the fished fish first or just eat them raw, as well as the fact that due to Marge's alergy to fish she probably starved that night. Also, fun fact, the 4:13 "Oh he's hideous" lady is something of a rarely used recurring character, as another woman also says this in the episode Marge gets a job when Bart is introducing patrons to the horrors of the Slanty Shanty

    • @bellicose4653
      @bellicose4653 2 роки тому +10

      Does this sound like the actions of a man who had "all he could eat"?
      Brilliant argument right there

    • @federicoclaps5099
      @federicoclaps5099 Рік тому +1

      Also how are they going to fish? Do they carry around the equipment just in case?

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcher 4 роки тому +318

    Can’t believe Lionel Hutz actually did well here

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 4 роки тому +46

      Believe it

    • @katietaylor8314
      @katietaylor8314 4 роки тому +19

      @@lionelhutz5137 Mr Hutz, how did you manage to fill the jury with big fat gluttons? It was a legal masterstroke! (This still isn't the YMCA, though).

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 4 роки тому +14

      Kind of helped that the jury was a bunch of fat people.

    • @PumpUPdaBase
      @PumpUPdaBase 4 роки тому +2

      I miss Phil Hartmann

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 4 роки тому +1

      @@katietaylor8314
      Springfield broke the Duff World Record for being so fat.

  • @newsgetsold
    @newsgetsold 5 років тому +407

    Marge: The last time I ate shrimp my throat closed up and I went into convulsions.
    Homer: Mmm shrimp **drools**

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 5 років тому +2

      Then why does she has to go?

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 5 років тому +1

      @TheRealist 811 Then why did she still went with Homer when the captain decided to give Homer everything and she was ashamed?

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 5 років тому +1

      @TheRealist 811 Okay, but I if she really was ashamed to go she didn't had to because Homer could be alone. She really didn't wanted to go anyways. I understand the first time on why she went because she thought there might be something else but not the other time.

    • @chitoim2332
      @chitoim2332 5 років тому

      @Jules Juerez 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому

      He didn't drool...

  • @thinkbeforeyoutype7106
    @thinkbeforeyoutype7106 8 місяців тому +23

    Red Lobster is out of business because of a REAL life Homer Simpson

    • @klinero14
      @klinero14 8 місяців тому +3

      It was funny but then I thought if this happened before

    • @Boba-Fett-GS1150Ez
      @Boba-Fett-GS1150Ez 7 місяців тому +3

      Actually, several thousand of them but yeah.

  • @marcofdelos
    @marcofdelos 5 років тому +443

    "Tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine! Arrrrrrgh"!

    • @loriluther2753
      @loriluther2753 5 років тому +12

      My favorite line in all of Simpsons.

    • @marcofdelos
      @marcofdelos 4 роки тому

      @64Fabby If I wanted your opinion I'd go ask the douche in the bathroom!

    • @marcofdelos
      @marcofdelos 4 роки тому

      @64Fabby wasnt in the bathroom replying to you, and what the fuck would it matter if I was troll? Go home boy!

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 4 роки тому

      Fight fight fight!

    • @MisterAviation
      @MisterAviation 4 роки тому

      Every comment I find that has this line has an argument in it. Why

  • @docdaneeka3424
    @docdaneeka3424 8 років тому +655

    Is it more iced tea, ye be needn'?
    ok.
    ARRRGHH HAHAHHA ARGHH!!

    • @cheva206
      @cheva206 8 років тому +3

      Doc Daneeka fuken hilarias arrrr arrrr

    • @skingerskanger
      @skingerskanger 7 років тому +5

      I'd be like, "Er, on second thought... "

    • @gr8myndmuzic
      @gr8myndmuzic 7 років тому +3

      Doc Daneeka Lol that kills me 😂😂

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 6 років тому +1

      He was great in the Pirates of the Caribbean flicks.

    • @michaelo2535
      @michaelo2535 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @katietaylor8314
    @katietaylor8314 3 роки тому +507

    I love how Homer's voice actor is a skinny vegetarian who doesn't drink. XD

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 3 роки тому +34

      kinda reminds me of how nick offerman's a liberal irl...still loves wood tho

    • @AndersLindroth
      @AndersLindroth 3 роки тому +20

      I guess their only similarity is that they are both semi-bald.

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 3 роки тому +16

      Never knew Dan Castellaneta was so lame. Just another reason to prefer Humberto Velez

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +28

      @@stproducciones9140 Your definition of "lame" makes you sound like a pretty boring person.

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 3 роки тому +13

      @@mahmamia5100 yeah i bet having a night over at Dan's to discuss vegetarian diets while not drinking must be a blast

  • @MichaelButlerC
    @MichaelButlerC 2 роки тому +13

    my god I've forgotten how good this show was. The bits are amazing.

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 9 років тому +1452

    I love the Sea Captain, probably one of the most underrated minor characters

    • @wafflesid
      @wafflesid 9 років тому +23

      he's a sea captain not a miner.

    • @wafflesid
      @wafflesid 9 років тому +38

      he's a sea captain not a miner.

    • @wafflesid
      @wafflesid 9 років тому +9

      +Andrew Baker ohhhh minOr

    • @Andresmoomoo
      @Andresmoomoo 9 років тому +22

      +Andrew Baker stoned much?

    • @wafflesid
      @wafflesid 9 років тому +6

      +Andresmoomoo obvious joke not obvious enough?