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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  3 роки тому +112

    www.buyraycon.com/tim
    magicspoon.com/timdillon
    www.manscaped.com/ use code TIMD
    Use promo TD at www dot bluechew dot com
    as always bonus episodes at www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow

    • @masonseymour2455
      @masonseymour2455 3 роки тому +2

      Raycon good wires bad

    • @1stblackpm
      @1stblackpm 3 роки тому +1

      How much u want mami?

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 роки тому +6

      Ben you should of shown Tim the video of Lindsey trying to kid nap a homeless little Persian kid off the streets of Italy

    • @m0nZt3r
      @m0nZt3r 3 роки тому +3

      I love you Timmy

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 роки тому +1

      If you listen carefully, you can hear Portnoy's Complaint at 7:37.

  • @FreedSamurai
    @FreedSamurai 3 роки тому +1085

    When the Airbnb desert lesbians inevitably sue for defamation, and Tim countersues, I can’t wait until his aunt is the rival attorney

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 3 роки тому +68

      This sounds like a potential skit

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 3 роки тому +4

      hah!

    • @jvcpaints
      @jvcpaints 3 роки тому +10

      She's an Astronaut!

    • @modelomacy516
      @modelomacy516 3 роки тому +3

      That's a show! 😉

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 3 роки тому +18

      Tim will show up to virtual court from their living room, with a pack of matches & a pile of kindle at the ready.

  • @dawnfmEnthusiast
    @dawnfmEnthusiast 3 роки тому +707

    The podcast should permanently be recorded in different hotels and AirBnbs. Tim is luxury.

    • @baseddroid
      @baseddroid 3 роки тому +62

      The best would be if he goes back to the Joshua tree Airbnb and records there

    • @Xellot
      @Xellot 3 роки тому +42

      It would be even better if he acted as a real-estate agent and recorded them in homes set to be sold, fake business is real business.

    • @Toadvine7
      @Toadvine7 3 роки тому +6

      Hotels are trash its gotta be air bnb for this class act

    • @jacvan01
      @jacvan01 3 роки тому +19

      Tim needs to book the Joshua Tree Airbnb under a false name and give us a real fucking podcast

    • @lob1523
      @lob1523 3 роки тому +9

      Did you ever watch the one where he was just laying in bed talking to Ben lol

  • @brenttaylor7300
    @brenttaylor7300 3 роки тому +794

    Ben: she’s really knowledgeable about Bitcoin and has been promoting this thing for a year, she even donated to save the children”
    Tim: “this is a tax scam”

    • @debacle192
      @debacle192 3 роки тому +76

      He's also probably accurate

    • @garrettramirez428
      @garrettramirez428 3 роки тому +10

      Tim knows the jargon

    • @seastar1728
      @seastar1728 3 роки тому +24

      Save The Children... Sounds like: The Human Fund

    • @USA1492
      @USA1492 3 роки тому +13

      @@seastar1728 Gates took over save the children. Save OUR children is what’s used by people actually trying to save them now.

    • @johnbauernfeind8116
      @johnbauernfeind8116 3 роки тому +4

      #Davos #taxavoidence #2019

  • @swampfox9820
    @swampfox9820 3 роки тому +94

    I was dying when Ben was describing nyan cat to Tim and he is sitting there in complete silence with concern on his face.

  • @RJones-es7ur
    @RJones-es7ur 3 роки тому +249

    If Tim does a coin he should actually mint it and when you flip it, it lands yes or yes.

  • @ElementalMaker
    @ElementalMaker 3 роки тому +1547

    Was at the heated dome tonight! Absolutely awesome show. He made fun of my nurse wife and I loved every second of it

    • @TheAverageSavage1021
      @TheAverageSavage1021 3 роки тому +107

      He did the same thing in Ohio, “what sweetheart, what did you think Was going to happen? You should have googled where you were going tonight!” It was a fantastic show!

    • @cabin_fever
      @cabin_fever 3 роки тому +32

      whoa its the guy

    • @dylankoestel988
      @dylankoestel988 3 роки тому +14

      The train during Dan’s set was hilarious

    • @TheMajor8478
      @TheMajor8478 3 роки тому +25

      Nice. A Tim Dillon roast is a right of passage lol

    • @imboofingit8684
      @imboofingit8684 3 роки тому +5

      That's Spicy

  • @matthewfoster7367
    @matthewfoster7367 3 роки тому +1383

    Tim Dillion is just mad because now everyone is doing fake business and stole his thing.

    • @timmoe3370
      @timmoe3370 3 роки тому +6

      Hahahaha

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 3 роки тому +30

      Just sounds like a fake empire to me. Demand a fake cut of the action Tim.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 роки тому +10

      Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event.

    • @joshman35
      @joshman35 3 роки тому +29

      @@AgendaInMind yeah thats not true at all

    • @SuperHoneyOil
      @SuperHoneyOil 3 роки тому +26

      @@AgendaInMind unironically take meds. And yes I’m your gang stalker handler here to remind you to take your meds. I told you on /pol/ too but you didn’t listen

  • @publiusvelocitor4668
    @publiusvelocitor4668 3 роки тому +400

    I somehow find it almost as funny when Ben DOESN'T laugh, as when he does. At 3:22, Tim is calling the cities on his tour a "string of de-industrialized, opium-addicted hellholes", and it totally cracks me up to see Ben following along, nodding his head in deadpan agreement, like what Tim is saying is a completely normal and reasonable assessment.

    • @wyllowgrayson8531
      @wyllowgrayson8531 3 роки тому +65

      It kinda is tho

    • @publiusvelocitor4668
      @publiusvelocitor4668 3 роки тому +18

      @@wyllowgrayson8531 Yeah, it kind of is. I guess the comic element is the outrageousness of framing this as a serious observation, while on tour.

    • @Doc.boatsman.23
      @Doc.boatsman.23 3 роки тому +2

      spot on

    • @WynnterGreen
      @WynnterGreen 3 роки тому +32

      It's like watching a lab rat slowly become desensitised to stimulus.

    • @MrChevy84boy
      @MrChevy84boy 3 роки тому +3

      As an illinois midwesterner i agree for the majority of it

  • @Gnomesmakemesmile
    @Gnomesmakemesmile 3 роки тому +113

    " Having no friends is a point of virtue, it's biblical " This man is my spirit animal.

  • @blasteroid9143
    @blasteroid9143 3 роки тому +167

    Tim: sells mortgages
    * Mortgage crisis
    Tim: starts making it in comedy
    * Global lockdown and comedy clubs goes out of business
    Tim: buys AMC
    * AMC crashes
    Tim: goes to Texas
    * Texas destroyed by snow
    Tim: about to issue NFTs
    ....

    • @Chris-ro7mn
      @Chris-ro7mn 2 роки тому

      Fake business isn't doing to well either to be fair. Its a fake bloodbath out there.

    • @Areybhaishubham
      @Areybhaishubham 2 роки тому +17

      worked

    • @Amy-gf7je
      @Amy-gf7je 2 роки тому +5

      Lmaoooo it did work

    • @jessdedication
      @jessdedication 2 роки тому +1

      Tim sold subprime shitty mortgages and hated his life
      Luckily he was forced to make it in the podcast world or hundreds of thousands of people would not know him
      The shorts havent covered AMC yet so if he sold he was impatient and should have waited. Its not a cryptocurrency, the shorts havent covered their postitions yet. It was a very long play.
      Texas sucks.
      NFT is a great idea! Good for him!

    • @Jkobe2345
      @Jkobe2345 2 роки тому +1

      @@jessdedication True but AMC? Why? What have they done apart from the walking dead? Probs a lot of better investment choices out there

  • @internetshaquille
    @internetshaquille 3 роки тому +493

    Heated dome is the 2nd best type of dome

    • @sweatyskinfolds1385
      @sweatyskinfolds1385 3 роки тому +43

      First being thunderdome?

    • @robinohara226
      @robinohara226 3 роки тому +14

      hey shaq i just tried to use ur tips to help me finally do the dishes and it didn't work

    • @mjc8556
      @mjc8556 3 роки тому +23

      What are your thoughts on overcooking baked beans in an AirBNB?

    • @TheDynamicJAB
      @TheDynamicJAB 3 роки тому +13

      It's the best when an ice cube is in there per Joey Diaz

    • @nooneyouknow699
      @nooneyouknow699 3 роки тому +12

      Internet Shaquille commenting on tim dillon. Amazing

  • @bobbosworld6795
    @bobbosworld6795 3 роки тому +157

    The first 15 mins of every pod should be called "tim trashes wherever he currently is "

  • @LiveWellUkraine
    @LiveWellUkraine 3 роки тому +342

    I'd spend a Grand on a gif of Tim in front of the Airbnb house with a can of gasoline. ⛽

    • @f123raptor
      @f123raptor 3 роки тому +15

      He could make that gif an NFT... Lol

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 3 роки тому +5

      That happened this weekend.

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 3 роки тому +6

      Just give me the grand and use your imagination?
      Same thing

    • @gingernichols8419
      @gingernichols8419 3 роки тому

      hahahaa

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 3 роки тому

      Correct

  • @st4rw4lkr
    @st4rw4lkr 3 роки тому +71

    "Kids haven't shot each other in a year!" - Tim Dillon is a legend

  • @seanwright99
    @seanwright99 3 роки тому +40

    Where else besides a Pennsylvania Wawa can you find a woman high off of percocets at 6pm on a Tuesday fighting with employees who are only trying to tell her where to pick up her hot fudge sundae? It's a national treasure, Tim. Respect it.

    • @BasilHagens
      @BasilHagens Рік тому

      Bruh that is not what happens at wawa

    • @seanwright99
      @seanwright99 Рік тому

      @@BasilHagens you're right it's usually fentanyl

    • @natepeterson6410
      @natepeterson6410 Рік тому

      Oh it does in does in Pennsylvania. Just like Tim said “a bunch of opiate junkies”

  • @cryptochimp7299
    @cryptochimp7299 3 роки тому +143

    Just commenting to give Timmy max algorithm.

  • @dakotadad8835
    @dakotadad8835 3 роки тому +35

    Tim is the only person that is able to get me to listen to ad reads and not fast forward through then like every other video cause they’re actually hilarious

  • @sweatyskinfolds1385
    @sweatyskinfolds1385 3 роки тому +72

    The feeding stalls have been opened; come pigs ... ... consume the slop.

  • @numbersix8919
    @numbersix8919 3 роки тому +26

    41:28 "It's a mark of virtue to not have any friends."
    Tim Dillon is a genius.

  • @stephenmeier1834
    @stephenmeier1834 3 роки тому +71

    Tim is the greatest, but Ben’s reactions to Tim’s savagery are seriously undervalued.

    • @VA-gu1jq
      @VA-gu1jq 3 роки тому +8

      Not really, all of his die hard fans know he’s essential to the show..

    • @Gaggerlotion
      @Gaggerlotion 2 роки тому +2

      Stop undervaluing it then

    • @magicknight13
      @magicknight13 Рік тому

      Yesss he is definitely essential

  • @GrandSpiral
    @GrandSpiral 3 роки тому +142

    I have tied up 3 BetterHelp employees and are forcing them do listen to this episode while force feeding them Magic Spoon Cereal.

    • @PaintTheMap009
      @PaintTheMap009 3 роки тому +4

      It puts the lotion on its skin.... or else it gets the hose again.

    • @mika274
      @mika274 3 роки тому +1

      I hope this is not true. I am wary of Tim D audience

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 3 роки тому +1

      floor 11 den. God's work :D

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 3 роки тому +3

      This message is sponsored by Ridge Wallet....yuummmmm!

    • @edwardhousley4326
      @edwardhousley4326 3 роки тому

      In ICE cages

  • @kali4967
    @kali4967 3 роки тому +162

    People should pay Tim to use their airbnb, not the other way around

    • @bigcityclipz7033
      @bigcityclipz7033 3 роки тому +8

      Now that's a fake business I can get behind.

  • @WynnterGreen
    @WynnterGreen 3 роки тому +33

    Tim Dillon: The motivational speaker we need in these troubled times.

  • @mephistophelesgoestowork4368
    @mephistophelesgoestowork4368 3 роки тому +41

    Legendary Feuds: Hattfields vs. McCoys, Biggie vs. Tupac, Tim Dillon vs the desert-dwelling lesbians from Joshua Tree.

  • @SeaChelle_
    @SeaChelle_ 3 роки тому +3

    "Pulled into your little fucking thing at your data entry job, sit down next to somebody named Michelle" I ABOUT DIED 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grahampolmateer9273
    @grahampolmateer9273 3 роки тому +74

    i love how Ben described Neon Cat. Fuck he's so underrated.

    • @bsx121
      @bsx121 3 роки тому +1

      Bens not underrated if you watch enough

    • @Saved_Sinner0085
      @Saved_Sinner0085 3 роки тому +3

      "Ben's a _dark_ person, the first thing he said when we got here was 'East Cleveland is where you go to murder the crackhead you just raped.'" -Tim Dillon

  • @DrewBuiscuit
    @DrewBuiscuit 3 роки тому +112

    Magic spoon: Hey Tim Dillon say anything you want about our product
    Tim Dillon: I have just the thing

    • @RtheTerrible
      @RtheTerrible 3 роки тому

      Somebody's kid.

    • @CankleCankle
      @CankleCankle 3 роки тому

      At least he didn’t say the r word

    • @bigcityclipz7033
      @bigcityclipz7033 3 роки тому

      @@CankleCankle He danced around it during the ad but I know he's said it before.

    • @jills5790
      @jills5790 3 роки тому

      Did they clip-out the majority of the Magic Spoon ad? It was incredible

    • @RtheTerrible
      @RtheTerrible 3 роки тому

      Can neither confirm nor deny the value in Mr Dillons traumatic brain injury impersonation.

  • @mjc8556
    @mjc8556 3 роки тому +90

    Tim Dillon's reaction to nyan cat is what I needed to see tonight

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 3 роки тому +3

      ***STANDING OVATION***!!

    • @asopher
      @asopher 3 роки тому +6

      The utter horror and rage just left him speechless. Here for it

  • @jbrown795
    @jbrown795 3 роки тому +20

    "Chris D'Elia
    " 😆😆😆 What a great line to finish the podcast

  • @scottjohnsonucf
    @scottjohnsonucf 3 роки тому +74

    How about an NFT of Cuomo saying “Eat the whole sausage.”? Yes or yes?

  • @DarkManSonian
    @DarkManSonian 3 роки тому +142

    Every persons entire life story should be condensed into NFTs after they die and traded like baseball cards.

  • @fulcanelli8352
    @fulcanelli8352 3 роки тому +150

    "Can we sell immigrant children as NFTs?" lmao

  • @gnome_farmer
    @gnome_farmer 3 роки тому +37

    I love Tims beef with those desert ladies.

  • @joewallace3139
    @joewallace3139 3 роки тому +4

    Tim’s face when Ben started explaining neon cat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mowgli1111
    @mowgli1111 3 роки тому +53

    I like to imagine Tim dillion is world dictator and his producer is like his viceroy explaining shit to him before he shuts shit down

    • @bigcityclipz7033
      @bigcityclipz7033 3 роки тому +1

      @meo ww lmao i don't even like star wars but i'd watch that.

  • @sirsmokeefortwence25
    @sirsmokeefortwence25 3 роки тому +25

    That Magic Spoon ad is the funniest ad I've heard since Bill Burr's Sherry's Berries ad.

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 3 роки тому +1

      MAGICCC SPPPOOOONNN ON MY SPOOONNNN

  • @navi2
    @navi2 3 роки тому +65

    Rare Pepes have literally become a reality

    • @jakes8675
      @jakes8675 3 роки тому

      Glad someone else made this connection

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 роки тому +28

    Tim flexes on every podcaster . When he stays in character. Through out the ad reads. He is saying. I got the cash and clout to lose advertisers. Without blinking an eye

    • @julessb
      @julessb 3 роки тому +14

      if his advertisers are smart they know unlike other podcast.. we don't skip thru his ads

    • @timmoe3370
      @timmoe3370 3 роки тому +1

      @@julessb faxxxxx

    • @gautamiyer7967
      @gautamiyer7967 3 роки тому +2

      I mean.....cumtown

    • @ChamonixHouse884
      @ChamonixHouse884 3 роки тому

      @@gautamiyer7967 more like 5 am

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 3 роки тому

      That's not how punctuation works.

  • @AchmedComedy_
    @AchmedComedy_ 3 роки тому +56

    As an Arab, completely endorse the Genie-summoning, magic-carpet riding stereotypes!!! #yesandyes

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 роки тому +3

      You have a good sense of humor, sir!😁👍

    • @ToneWoN
      @ToneWoN 3 роки тому

      Alllah ahhhkbarrrr booooom ! Last thing my buddy heard in the war .

    • @ToneWoN
      @ToneWoN 3 роки тому

      Alllah ahhhkbarrrr booooom ! Last thing my buddy heard in the war .

    • @hammadhussain3082
      @hammadhussain3082 3 роки тому +2

      @@ToneWoN Well, lesson learnt : Not the best idea to go to an aimless war for the oil overlords.

  • @Apol-los
    @Apol-los 3 роки тому +15

    “I need half a million people, most of which are on watch lists, but that’s what I need”

  • @Skagnettie
    @Skagnettie 3 роки тому +32

    "People want to wear Carhartt until it's time to do some Carhartt shit"...

  • @croz711
    @croz711 3 роки тому +11

    “An air bnb rented under someone else’s name” - I love that so much! Hhaha

  • @Dj_Matic
    @Dj_Matic 3 роки тому +13

    The grout on that fireplace is atrocious! 🔥

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 3 роки тому +2

      You clearly don't understand luxury.

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 3 роки тому +1

      I'm starting to think that's not grout at all! It appears to be grey paint haphazardly applied to a false facade!

    • @a.n_9364
      @a.n_9364 3 роки тому

      It’s very gaudy

  • @phatgirlsclub
    @phatgirlsclub 3 роки тому +10

    this is the only podcast i dont skip over the promos for

  • @Dan-ic5uu
    @Dan-ic5uu 3 роки тому +26

    Magic Spoon is literally paying Tim to run their brand into the ground and I’m loving every second of it.

  • @itsbazi
    @itsbazi 3 роки тому +64

    "Ray Kump confirmed this is probably true"

  • @masick1107
    @masick1107 3 роки тому +28

    I think the funniest part about this show is when Tim does the most horrifically offensive bits into the reads. Ads hate it, which makes it... Hilarious. 🥇 🏆 🐐

    • @justinbygraves3261
      @justinbygraves3261 3 роки тому +1

      Tim and Bill Burr are the the only podcast ads I don't skip through. Always make it funny.

    • @masick1107
      @masick1107 3 роки тому

      @@justinbygraves3261 same Tim is a gem

  • @Smurph789
    @Smurph789 3 роки тому +56

    The laptop guy can’t even contain himself. This is hilarious.

    • @bsx121
      @bsx121 3 роки тому +6

      Welcome to tim dillons liar

    • @YimmyYames513
      @YimmyYames513 3 роки тому +10

      He’s just the laugh track aka BEN

    • @bigtheorymusic
      @bigtheorymusic 3 роки тому +6

      @@YimmyYames513 Ben is to Tim Dillon what Nadav is to YMH.. The best laughs in the game

    • @mattsharpe3989
      @mattsharpe3989 3 роки тому +5

      @@bigtheorymusic only difference is Ben is more than just a laugh, nadav is insufferable beyond a laugh from the booth

    • @charlesnorden4375
      @charlesnorden4375 3 роки тому +2

      Thats Ron Livingston

  • @LiqouredDuck
    @LiqouredDuck 3 роки тому +3

    watching him explaining Nyan cat to Tim has been the very best part of my day.

  • @doctormatthattan
    @doctormatthattan 3 роки тому +143

    I’m so happy to see Tim’s beautiful face

  • @ryandunnlives
    @ryandunnlives 3 роки тому +193

    I’m convinced Tim’s entire strategy is to lose sponsors.

    • @erpizzaiol5457
      @erpizzaiol5457 3 роки тому +4

      He likes to neg
      He's a (not going there)

    • @alexn8756
      @alexn8756 3 роки тому +1

      @@erpizzaiol5457 fig?

    • @erpizzaiol5457
      @erpizzaiol5457 3 роки тому +4

      @@alexn8756 Yeah I'll take that

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 3 роки тому +5

      And then replace them with fake sponsors.

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +20

      Tim's actual *real* sponsors pay him to never mention their products.

  • @jordanjae
    @jordanjae 3 роки тому +13

    Tim = instant like no matter what

  • @J33-k3s
    @J33-k3s 3 роки тому +13

    I am a gay man and I am a fan of Tim Dillon. We do exist. Well...at least 1.

  • @pastrie42
    @pastrie42 3 роки тому +16

    Jesus christ how dies he do a stream of consciousness fir 25 minutes that has me smiling and laughing and depressed as shit at the sane time. Fucking incredible.

  • @Adam-th8fb
    @Adam-th8fb 3 роки тому +181

    “Could Ghislane Maxwell sell her own NFT?”

    • @VICSWEB1
      @VICSWEB1 3 роки тому +4

      id'buy 1

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for the transcription.

    • @exzisd
      @exzisd 3 роки тому +3

      I wonder how much bitcoin epstein had. He probably had some spicy Bill Clinton NFTs. Probably the blue print for the rona ingredients as well.

    • @er9875
      @er9875 3 роки тому

      To save the children?

    • @taylorsnider5809
      @taylorsnider5809 3 роки тому

      @@exzisd this is probably closer to reality than we realize

  • @kneetotheface
    @kneetotheface 3 роки тому +75

    when Candice Owens births the baby that Tim Dillon fathered, it will be holding the Knife Fight NFT and hosting a clubhouse room

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 3 роки тому +2

      being funded by bitcoins going to the moon because HE WAS AN ASTRONAUT TOMMY

  • @Doppe1ganger
    @Doppe1ganger 3 роки тому +9

    I like the optimism of Dillon in believing humanity has a couple of years left

  • @naturenanny562
    @naturenanny562 3 роки тому +4

    Protect this man at all costs . He has helped make me sane for the last year.

  • @arkyandy9612
    @arkyandy9612 10 місяців тому +2

    How has Fox News not picked this guy up? Final form Tim Dillon would crush.

  • @ninjaloving1
    @ninjaloving1 3 роки тому +12

    "You know the kids are still in cages.."
    "Hey! I'm trying to eat brunch here!"

  • @nathanboskoski
    @nathanboskoski 3 роки тому +23

    “What a slimy bunch of rug munchers” that was hilarious

  • @michaelc8192
    @michaelc8192 3 роки тому +76

    Tim dillons podcast is a real knife fight, no need to watch UFC tonight

    • @1stblackpm
      @1stblackpm 3 роки тому +1

      🧢

    • @didhedieddud334
      @didhedieddud334 3 роки тому +1

      What’s ufc? Gay porn?

    • @jt752
      @jt752 3 роки тому +4

      UFC is fake business

    • @davidjanssen894
      @davidjanssen894 3 роки тому +2

      Ufc was the group who packed the thermite into tower 7

    • @calholli
      @calholli 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidjanssen894 The thermite was in the big towers, tower 7 was just a standard demolition implosion.

  • @nicmyro3268
    @nicmyro3268 3 роки тому +1

    “uncle drunk touchin ya” is a great name, improv is impressive honestly

  • @alexn8756
    @alexn8756 3 роки тому +24

    I love that Tim freely admits that gay men aren’t fans of his comedy.

    • @themoviereviewhunk
      @themoviereviewhunk 3 роки тому +7

      Hey some of us are 🤣🤣

    • @MARTINSTERN
      @MARTINSTERN 3 роки тому

      He’s wrong 😁

    • @bsx121
      @bsx121 3 роки тому

      Cause your a anti gay lol

    • @momog5615
      @momog5615 4 місяці тому

      Tim is a deeply closeted straight guy

  • @ZTWaka
    @ZTWaka 3 роки тому +6

    So happy to see magic spoon caved to the pressure

  • @northwest4853
    @northwest4853 3 роки тому +54

    If you ever feel useless just remember Ben holds that microphone all podcasts

    • @Jsc8zaq
      @Jsc8zaq 3 роки тому

      He should just get a headset attachment for his headphones

  • @pearlgirl5643
    @pearlgirl5643 3 роки тому +89

    “Art is whatever you can get away with.” - Andy Warhol #NFT

    • @BaconNMegs
      @BaconNMegs 3 роки тому +3

      Wow so accurate!

    • @pearlgirl5643
      @pearlgirl5643 3 роки тому +2

      @@BaconNMegs Warhol was a visionary - I wish I could hear his take on 2021 and have him making NFT Campbell’s Soup cans and Coke bottles that sell for $1 billion🤑

    • @BaconNMegs
      @BaconNMegs 3 роки тому +1

      Lol imagine what his nft would be as well it would be interesting

    • @zackmatulis4094
      @zackmatulis4094 3 роки тому +2

      Art has been how a lot of people launder money for a long time. "Abstract art" in its entirety is a big cash washing scheme.

    • @milesbeler3974
      @milesbeler3974 3 роки тому

      @@zackmatulis4094 ^^^This

  • @TheSkis
    @TheSkis 3 роки тому +12

    11:40 this is what rich people have been doing for a century with Modern Art. They artificially inflate the value of an artists work and then donate one of their pieces to a museum for a million as a tax write off

    • @ColbyMoonwalker
      @ColbyMoonwalker 3 роки тому

      Was all this legal?

    • @TheSkis
      @TheSkis 3 роки тому +1

      @@ColbyMoonwalker It's legal. A clever loophole.

  • @lindsayhalton__
    @lindsayhalton__ 3 роки тому +4

    I enjoy that it always seems Ben is going to speak and then he doesn’t. Like Jay and Silent Bob

  • @randallb.7180
    @randallb.7180 3 роки тому +26

    As a man on a watchlist, I will stand with Tim Dillon in an I.C.E cage.

  • @alexhand4584
    @alexhand4584 3 роки тому +38

    I'd go to the capitol tonight if Tim asked me to.

  • @NickyBlueEyes94
    @NickyBlueEyes94 3 роки тому +144

    Well there goes the spoon again. If they didn’t like the abused children, they aren’t going to like the brain injured waitress.

    • @spyevil666
      @spyevil666 3 роки тому +4

      too bad,, spoon should relax and just go with it

    • @jeffstewart4162
      @jeffstewart4162 3 роки тому +4

      I just bought some 🤷‍♂️

    • @bigcityclipz7033
      @bigcityclipz7033 3 роки тому

      I thought the same thing lol. He really doesn't give a fuck.

    • @VA-gu1jq
      @VA-gu1jq 3 роки тому

      @@jeffstewart4162 Proof that the tales of abused children and injured waitresses does indeed make one hungry.

    • @veaarthur3655
      @veaarthur3655 3 роки тому

      It got edited out :(

  • @catnip1171
    @catnip1171 3 роки тому +10

    The “she donated it to charity “ part with Dillion’s response has to be a clip or intro clip for the podcast something lol. The timing was to perfect

  • @KQKQ23
    @KQKQ23 3 роки тому +2

    “In an air BNB rented under someone else’s name” lol love it, never change tim

  • @browniebear
    @browniebear 3 роки тому +29

    Tim trying to keep good relations with Ben's wife, Katie is proving to be a real knife fight folks.

  • @ayylmao889y
    @ayylmao889y 3 роки тому +4

    54:54 - “I have to pay for the dentist with Mark Cuban gifs!”
    Tim is a genius

  • @Riickshaw
    @Riickshaw 3 роки тому +34

    wtf, lindsay lohan overdosed in a hotel room next to me at the ritz carlton in marina del rey one time! *buys nft*

  • @maxxmcreynolds342
    @maxxmcreynolds342 3 роки тому +45

    Tim Dillon is a fucking GOD. I’m a straight man unless TimmyD in the house then I’m whatever daddy Dillon needs me to be.

  • @whyisthisnottyping
    @whyisthisnottyping 3 роки тому +6

    "All I need is Ben" awww

  • @mictest12
    @mictest12 3 роки тому +34

    "Putting the D in Tim D" should be Timmy's Grindr tagline.

  • @baseddroid
    @baseddroid 3 роки тому +110

    Alternate title: Tim Dillon spends and hour plotting how to scam his fans

    • @mrknucklepuck8485
      @mrknucklepuck8485 3 роки тому +9

      And we will line up to give him our money! Yes or yes?

    • @rreinehr1
      @rreinehr1 3 роки тому +6

      It would be an honour for all my ancestors to be scammed by Tim.

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 3 роки тому +3

      Its not abuse if you love it.

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 3 роки тому +1

      He's been doing that for 2+ years.

    • @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss
      @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss 3 роки тому

      @@mrknucklepuck8485 no

  • @peelslowlyandsee
    @peelslowlyandsee 3 роки тому +34

    That waitress grew up to be Whitney Cummings.

  • @michaelzabala6739
    @michaelzabala6739 3 роки тому +2

    i cant get enough of tim dillon

  • @comedickunt
    @comedickunt 3 роки тому +1

    I consider it a personal triumph every time I see Tim has not yet been canceled 🙌

  • @salliepw86
    @salliepw86 3 роки тому +12

    Ben trying to explain Nyancat is me trying to explain all memes to my girlfriend.

  • @bigfoot7688
    @bigfoot7688 3 роки тому +45

    YES OR YES?

  • @TheHoaxHotel
    @TheHoaxHotel 3 роки тому +146

    800k in Hong Kong gold, it's been wired to you

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 3 роки тому +6

      Yes my name is Phineas Crinklebottom

    • @Gutter_Garden
      @Gutter_Garden 3 роки тому +3

      900K in Irish Gold, has been wired

    • @AmpedUpTech
      @AmpedUpTech 3 роки тому +4

      @@Gutter_Garden Nigerian Prince has been trying to do that since ages but nobody believes him. 😂

    • @theinternetiscancer2330
      @theinternetiscancer2330 3 роки тому +2

      WE NEED FLAGS!

    • @LC-yo3bj
      @LC-yo3bj 3 роки тому +3

      @The Hoax Hotel Hoax I am ecstatic to see you here bro. You are the tim Dillon of scam bait.

  • @OrganicAwake
    @OrganicAwake 3 роки тому +8

    “Let’s talk about the Dachau he set up in nursing homes” 😂😂😂

  • @patrickrongitsch4940
    @patrickrongitsch4940 3 роки тому +42

    I didn’t kill myself tonight.

  • @Tfwd1891
    @Tfwd1891 3 роки тому +8

    “DoNt YoU wAnT cHeEsE oN yOuR bUrGeR!?” 😂😂

  • @brickandmorty7624
    @brickandmorty7624 3 роки тому +5

    Tim Dillons clubhouse is the funniest thing ever

  • @jordanholmes9870
    @jordanholmes9870 3 роки тому +5

    Next time Tim does JRE, I want Ben on the mic next to him. Also side thought... where’s the JRE with Jamie as a guest?!?! Maybe have Tim guest host Jamie for one episode

  • @adamgardener8624
    @adamgardener8624 3 роки тому +2

    Evvery episode hits SO hard . TY TD

  • @bryanpotts1184
    @bryanpotts1184 3 роки тому

    Tim is what the people need right now

  • @highg5088
    @highg5088 3 роки тому +41

    I only invest in brownie coins at least they are backed by brownies

    • @TheDynamicJAB
      @TheDynamicJAB 3 роки тому +2

      Brownie lives matter

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 3 роки тому +10

      Untill the brownie reserve convinces the federal government to abandon the brownie standard. Brownie inflation will run rampant, you mark my words!

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 3 роки тому +1

      @@kim-jong-poon they'll start diluting the brownies with flour.

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a dessert based economy these days boys

    • @6h0St_666
      @6h0St_666 3 роки тому +1

      They just bake more whenever banks have a day off. Just like dollars.

  • @haraamtalks3522
    @haraamtalks3522 3 роки тому +18

    The Amish watch Tim Dillon on UA-cam secretly

  • @farrukh026
    @farrukh026 3 роки тому +39

    It looks like Tim Dillon is losing weight.

  • @marmedranorubino8449
    @marmedranorubino8449 3 роки тому

    Seriously, laughed my arse off, (way too loud), and then: “Let’s open up with open eyes”. And so I realised (on top of laughter), why I like this pod sooo very much! Gold. Clever and hilarious dude, Tim

  • @Wdevore816
    @Wdevore816 3 роки тому +1

    The rant about everything opening back up and the chaos that happens after was perfect because it’s literally happening right now. David Dobrik killing those Asians. That guy who shot up knock Kroger’s.