When You're Over 40 & Try To Take A Bath | Etta May
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Comedian Etta May on taking a bath over 40…
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About Etta May:
Etta May has performed her brand of clean-comedy on Oprah, Showtime, Comic Strip Live, MTV, and as a guest commentator on “CBS Sunday Morning,” Winner of the prestigious American Comedy Awards “Comic Of The Year,” and so much more. In addition, she headlines the successful all-female comedy tour, “Etta May and the Southern Fried Chicks,” selling out theatres all over the country. Think Blue Collar Comedy Tour with better hair and a bigger attitude! In addition to television, Etta May is a regular on Sirius-XM Comedy Channels and the syndicated Bob & Tom radio show.
Born and in Bald Knob, Arkansas, Etta May grew up alongside nine older brothers, who referred to their baby sister as “the human sacrifice.” Etta May’s parents - her father, a potpourri farmer, and her mother, bedridden by constant childbearing - didn’t realize she was a girl until she needed a training bra.
She met her husband, Delbert, an aspiring truck driver, at a friend’s kegger. From across the yard, their eyes locked in a loving look, you know that stare that lasts a moment too long. Nine months later, she was blessed with a boy, and three more kids followed. “That’s where my comedy comes from. I just wait for my husband or kids to do something stupid, and then I write it down.”
Before finding success as a stand-up comic, Etta wandered from dead-end job to dead-end job, including a 10-year stint as a school bus driver. She says she learned how to handle unruly kids by Armor-Alling the seats and slamming on the brakes all the way to school. Her theory: “Kind of hard to pick a fight with the kid in front of you when you’re just holding on for dear life.”
Then she decided to take a chance on herself and follow her dream. Lots of hard work and drive, and a few years later, she wins “Female Comic Of The Year” at the American Comedy Awards. It’s the American Story we are all told that you can become anything you set your mind to in this great country, and for Etta May, it worked!
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A daily dose of Etta May does wonders for your health. Not so much your draws ( pass me the kitty litter!) Absolutely love you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Tooooooo dang funny but TRUE
I think you mean drawers.
She cracks me up every single time! Love her.
Etta May is original and funny. I really enjoy her performances and she has great comic timing.
You know your old when you need to be sitting on the toilet when you're going to sneeze cos somethings gonna happen...sneeze fart poop..pee or a random combination
Amen. That was NOT in my middle aged brochure, I assure you.
OH ETTA MAE - YOU ARE THE BEST - I WANT TO MEET U
SOME DAY!!! RACHEL
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Well said Hun
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Oh my goodness I love watching her videos you can be in a crappy mood and she washes it all away 😂😂😂😂
So darn funny, especially the boob jokes. Gravity is a cruel mistress indeed. I'm over 70 and only do showers, not baths. I have bad knees, so if I did get down in the tub, I'd probably not get out and require professional help. Can't bring myself to do THAT to those poor first responders.
Me, too!! 😆😆😆😆💋💖🌵👵🐺🖖. I'm 72.
I had an injured shoulder once. Just one shoulder. Thought "Self, a nice warm bath may ease the pain". Had to get hubby to help me up out of the death trap. Apparently people with one arm can't get back out of a bathtub. Never knew that. Note to Self: Never ever do that again. Especially if he thought it was funny, and made me call first responders.
Showers no bathes here. Bad knees and back. I’d have to call for a tow truck. No don’t wanna ruin their day/ night 😂😂😂😂😂
@@maryjanehorseman3395 Tow truck!?!! Lol. Stay safe, stay out of the bath.
@@Kayenne54 that’s why I have a walk in shower 🚿 lol 😂
I just turned 59 years old and I am going to binge watch all of your videos, because you make
me laugh a lot. You tell it like it is for women over 40 and even over 50 too. Thank you for making
me laugh all the time. Believe it or not you are only 2 years older than me. LOL.
58 here ! She helps me not be so depressed about aging 😮😂
59 here and she’s talking about me lol 😂 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Ohhhhhh my God ! Why am I just coming across this Chanel? I need this in my life , laughters are priceless.
You made me laugh I was feeling bad came across your video. Don’t know how you got in my feed but you made me laugh. Thank you.
You are a hoot Etta May! Love your comedy❤️
😂😂😂... a woma comic who's not nasty just funny. I appreciate you
She's pretty damn funny have to watch her again
A great way to start my week. THANK YOU !!!
When the water in your toilet rises that's why i take a shower 😂😂😂😂
🤣 At 80, I still do a boiling bath at the end of the day...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Etta May you are to much ❤️✌️
Watch every one of your skits. Love ya gal. Happy Birthday.
Yes climbing in a tub is hell. But i hate showers.
Good god I’m not a bath person either but at 68 the ol bod ain’t operating the way of ‘younger!’ I need a SHUB! Cross between shower n bath😂😂😂. Look, doc wants me to SOAK for 15 minutes! Do you KNOW how unrelaxing it is when having 6 more things to do before goin to bed?!?!😳sit or lay still for how long doc???😂😂😂🙏🏻❤️
Her comedy is so true
😂😂fabulous, never disappointed 😊
Ella may you keep me in hysterics with your comedy. You rock girl❤❤❤
I don't laugh at too many women comedians but this one got me good a couple times
I love you Etta May!❤😂
It's just tears running down my legs 😂
I just found out about Etta Mae I love her comedy. She's the best if you want a real laugh! Just listen to her!
I'm 4ft 9 and 110 pounds but very blessed up top. Had a little older man in the grocery store chuckle at me the other day and say, "don't you fall down sweetie"
Lmfao
Etta May is awesome
Real life humor is always terrific
She's just way to funny please send more🎉😂❤
OMG……I first saw Etta May on The Arsenio Hall Show years ago and she was HILARIOUS!
I’m so glad to see she’s still doing her thing in comedy! 😂👏🏽😂👏🏽
❤ me some ETTA MAE!! SOLID GOLD😂😂❤❤
I love her! I can relate.
Your the best
Dear Etta,thanks for the laughing memories. I remember you maybe from the Comedy Store in Los Angeles,in the 80’s? Good times and hope you are well.
ETTA MAY, Happy belated Birthday !!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
When life seems to serious some Etta May will help
Etta May, you are a terrific comedian!!!!! At my current age of 85, your gags are twice as funny. 'Betcha didn't know that, huh?
OMG Etta May 38 long lol 😂😂❤
Let's just say I can no longer jump on a trampoline 😅.
She reminds me of my grandma. A sassy southerner from Tennessee!
I love it
Ms Etta May I sure do get a kick outa ya Happy Birthday 🎉 now go get cha some hot crispy cream donuts girl ❤😊
She's hilarious clean comedy, not using God name in vain, it good to laugh without hearing dirty language 😂😂😂😂😂
OMG lmao she is great!!!!
Just subbed laughed my butt off. I absolutely hate that my boobs enter the room before I do. Never did that when I was younger.
I need her humor.
Makes me feel better.
OMG!!! I LOVE this woman!!!
I chuckle every time i see a video. Ive saved some to show my bestie.❤😂
Yes!!!!! She gets me! Lol 😂🥴😏
So funny 😂👍 thanks
Balloon animals!! 😂😂
Your very funny Ms. Ella 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 good clean jokes!!!!! God bless you🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏love the homey outfit 😂
Too funny 😂
Hilarious. The best comedy is self deprecating. The modern "comedians" pick on and insult the front row.
My in-laws built a home and put in a regular type tub that had jets. They didn't think it out, both in their early 80's. Mother in law had to have father in law put her and lift her out. Father in law has a messed up knee surgery so he can't do anything but a shower and now needs a shower chair. We decided to change our tub out, we got a walk in tub with the shower in it and redid our big walk in shower too. Both work beautifully. No assistance needed.
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I needed that 😂❤❤❤
Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂
Etta may love your comedy pls come to Australia 🎉
Hillarious!😂😂😂
She is funny!! 😅😅😊😊
🤣Regarding the bath, that's why I take a shower, so my toilet don't overflow!🤣
I love her. lol 😂
I laughed so much I Shit myself
Ohhhhhh, I can so relate.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 👍 😂 😄 😆 🤣 😀 👍 😂
The only time I've ever sneezed and peed myself was whenever I was pregnant.
I have, however, laughed so hard I've peed myself...and the most recent time was her fruit roll ups joke. That one got me.
Fourty is still amazing, and if i remember correctly, so was 50's.
❤ reminds me of my momma
Here’s to a 36 LONG was ‘just’ a ‘d’ fruit roll ups is totally appropriate 😂😂😂🤨🙄🙏🏻
LMAO OMG THIS LADY IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS 😂😂😂 NEVER HEARD OF HER
Etta May I love you so much you make my day....
Awesome!
Brilliant ❤❤ it
1:08 yes 👍 happens, lol TCM: avoid sugar, and ice cold ❄️ ice 🧊 water add warm spiced foods.
So true
Over 40? Over 60 at least ! 🤣
I'm 59 and yes I pee when I sneeze. This is the reason I wear incontinence pads.
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Dang 40 isn’t all this yet lmao. We don’t pee ourselves, give us till we’re about 60 and we’ll be there ;)
No F Bombs. Sometimes the truth is funny as h.e.double hockey sticks.
She is absolutely hilarious 😅
Omggg😂
Once i started getting old i got really aggravated at my body for betraying me in so many ways. Im also pretty annoyed at mother nature. That started when i was 13. Annoyed is not the right word. Pissed off is the right word. I sometimes wish guys had the go through the same stuff. Heck, some of them look like they are pregnant anyway. I would sure like to see them go into labor and have all the fun us women have. They would probably think a lot more times than twice about pulling that willie out of their drawers.
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS 🤣 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
OMG she is hilarious!
Hahahahahaha!!
Hilarious 😂
She’s funny
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She's good
Hilarious
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I’ve sneezed and sharted same time 😂😅
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My cats own me, so I got PLENTY of cat litter! Let 'er rip!!!
Wicked😂😂