"Mr Darcin, you're a father." We all thought he was speaking to his wife so we applauded and cheered the man from our classes but shortly afterwards. "But you said you were on the pill! What do I tell my wife?!"
One time my principle left his mic on and he said and I quote"I'm so glad that my grandmother died" everyone sat there in silence until he realized his mic was on and he was like "sorry that was a joke" as he tried to play it off cool
Huh, I wasn't expecting that principal to be doing coke when I heard *sniff* *sniff*. I though he was going to break down and cry, and the motivational things were being said mainly for himself,not the students.
When my dad was in high school he was sent to the office, he saw the mic and started singing but was grabbed by the principal as he sang the first line, everyone in school heard "I'm just a gigolo-ARGH!!!" Everytime I hear this story I laugh until I cry.
Me as a principal: *accidentally doesnt turn it off* Everyone in my school: *literally all they hear is assasination classroom playing as i work on stuff*
@Anthony Martinez an alien has been turned into a teacher and the failing class has to kill the teacher in order to not fail school (from what i remember)
one time the greatest principal I have ever had dropped his coffee mug on himself and you could hear him yelling and then cleaning up the coffee and broken mug he never realized he didn't turn off the mic until like 5 mins of silence after everything was cleaned up and then was like, "sorry I spilled my coffee" and finished the announcements
Ume Blossom Gacha It was just after morning announcements and everyone in my class was horrified, including the teacher. It turned out to be exactly what it sounded like.
Sameer Kumar Sounds kind of fake because she's in the room during announcements and he went straight to "take the bra off" from the mic but I'm not saying it's not real
I remember in 1st grade. Our principal stubbed her toe during the announcements. And clearly said “F*CK!” Over the whole speaker. I miss those days. Ironically we got a new principal the very next year. All I can remember is that I laughed my damn ass off for a whole week.
"Shut up, Kathy. Everyone will hear you." Said by my female principal who was married and had three kids (who also has a doctorate) to my female vice principal who was married and had two kids plus a grandchild. This wasn't said over the announcements. I heard it walking by my principal's office. This was in sixth grade
Well, at first I thought they said shit about kids, but that pulled a 180 and a 160 in a 80 zone on the wrong side of the highway, reaaaaaaaally fucking quick.
In a lockdown my principal told everyone to stay calm because we would be safe. He accidentally kept his mike on and told a staff member “A girl was stabbed in the bathroom” We were all panicked
One time after my principal finished an announcement everyone heard the secretary say “get over here hunky” and then he giggled and started moaning, yup my teacher ran to the office to turn off the speaker XD we weren’t sure to laugh or be scarred
Sadly, my principal passed away around two weeks ago. He was such a nice person and was wonderful to everyone. It genuinely made me sad seeing this. RIP Mr. Vogt.
You mean when the ‘mask is on’. This is why so much people in the internet is more malicious than they would be in reality. Because they can express themselves with the protection of anonymity. Everyone expresses themselves, it’s more of a question to what extent and what circumstances.
@LogicMuch You're probably right. But a whole ship can sink with a small error so yeah, him getting fired wasn't cool from the kids but at the same time how could they know? (Maybe keeping their fucking mouth shut and think for a quarter of a second, for starter but I can't blame them. Every kids have loud mouthes.)
Also reddit: Dear Reddit, what's your story on _____ ? Redditors: Well, this story doesn't apply but I'm going to tell it anyways because I need the attention
Does anybody else think about how genius it would be to be a principal and “accidentally”’ leave your mic on? Say it’s the end of the year, you really want more funding to the school, similar to the last story, and to motivate the kids you say your usual announcements, “turn off your mic” then start saying stuff like “I seriously really hope they pass, the years been rough and all I can do is tell them their lunch menus, when I was a kid my teacher was the only person I looked up too, I was just like them, but with his help and encouragement, I was able to pull myself out of the hole and be in the position I am in today as a principal with a steady income, and overall a better life.. I’m gonna tell the teachers to turn up the encouragement on the kids, and I don’t mean in a fake way, but in an actual genuine heartfelt way, just like how Mr *blank* did all those years ago.” Then have an assistant act like she is frantically busting in to tell him his mic is still on, which then would abruptly cut off, I feel like that would make the students take things a lot better and more serious, because I remember when I was a kid, the best way for me to trust someone or know what they actually thought was to hear what they had to say behind closed doors, when they thought no one was listening
Principal Louise was done dirty, which pisses me off, because you can tell he was a nice guy if even the students liked him. I hope he's doing good now.
My principal forgot to turn off her mic and the whole school heard her quietly whimpered "I'm gonna miss the students so much this summer" Us students decided to keep giving her one hug per day for the rest of the school year. She was a really great person.
when we were in middle school our principal did an announcement and burped really loud in the mic, he laughed his ass off for like 10 minutes. good memories.
a bowl of mac and cheese bro no joke he wore some scrunchies because it was decades day at school and he knew of the vsco girl trend ig so he said it over the intercom
Our principal finished the morning announcements and then one day he forgot to turn it off and said “bring that ass here Janet” and we heard footsteps and theThe mic turn off
@@justarandompersonontheinte5044 "One day, I ate pizza in the living room because there was a fly in the kitchen. The fly followed me" my story It's an easy story to make up, but it's true!
Not really about a principal, but you know the absolute happiness you feel when a nice black woman calls you "honey" or something similar? In Elementary, we had a nice lady that had a "friday song". She would sing it at lunch and (as i remember) she would give kids who have a hard time at home extra chocolate milk, or an extra cookie. I loved her. (I don't mean for this to sound racist in any way.)
The principal never really talks on the intercom, it’s always the office people, and we have an entire news thing for stuff like the lunch menu and announcements
My school has the same thing. The morning announcements are usually reminders of events and schedule changes. Apparently the people in the office love acting goofy, because the lady is always laughing during the announcements
*sniff sniff* yelling Me: why is he smelling the mic "It all makes sense now" Me: 0-o excuse me what? "He's doing -cough- soda -cough- " Me: oh... That's... That's not what I expected...
"I miss being a student and getting away with stuff." sweetie these days you don't even get away with breathing in those jail cells you call a classroom
@@Someone-ro5ct I've heard this way too many times from my teachers. In fact, my English teacher doesn't even allow anyone to drink anything in class. I'm surprised I got away with drinking soda in her class despite my desk being in the front of the classroom near her desk.
dagnytheartist Actually the egg part is very believable because I remember in my school when someone had a birth day they would get eggs thrown at them makes no sense but yeah
I listened to my principal playing freaking just dance in the office with the vice principal for a full 4 minutes before they realized 300 middle schoolers we're listening to them dance to disney music
Our principal repeats it so many times. She's like, "Please excuse this interruption, can (f/n) (l/n) come to the office? I repeat, can (f/n) (l/n) come to the office? I repeat, can (f/n) (l/n) come to the office? I repeat, can (f/n) (l/n) come to the office?" I'm not joking when I say this, even my teachers think it gets annoying. A teacher quit because of it
_ethereal-star_ How would students have set them on fire on school grounds? Even if they somehow snuck matches or lighters into the school, I don’t think they would’ve been able to set a whole stack of books of fire. Hell, I don’t even know if they could set a single textbook on fire! Basically, that whole part of the story seems fake/made up.
The principal that got the phone call.... When it said the transmission stopped and so Did everyone else.... I can imagine a dead quiet school.... And then you’d just hear me and my pterodactyl laugh absolutely DYING 🤣🤣🤣
Oh ok. My primary school principle died. He was an amazing principle and got replaced by this old woman who changed all of the schools traditions and made it worse. The whole school was depressed when he died. Everyone in the school went to his funeral and it was so sad. Rest In Peace Mr Armstrong.
I was in school after the announcements she forgot to turn the mic off. Harvey said “Now, get back to printing my therapist appointment” Daisy said “Which one.” Harvey said “THE ONE WHERE I GO TO MY THERAPIST BECAUSE I GOT TRAUMATIZED BY MOMO.” Daisy said “Wait, the mic is on” Harvey said “Oh um...” Turns off the announcement mic.
Me : YES finally early to a video! this is my chance to make my comment popular! Also me : Uhhh... What am I supposed to say... Hmm how about *this* Edit : Guys I’m aware my pfp is a furry, *shut up*
One time I stayed after school and when the lady was finished saying that the sports bus was here , she said something to someone else that was along the lines of “ yeah it’s stuck on your underwear” Thank you for all the likes ❤️
@@Ninjaananas ? The story tells that the students, even after hearing that their principal was feeling miserable they destroy the school making their principal to get fired
The one about the principal spilling the beans about the school turning into a financial institution is the best. He was basically giving the kids ammo for use later on when it all went to shit. Best principal ever.
JJScene yes, a TEACHER, the assistant principal would’ve stepped in if the principal resigned, or someone in the office would’ve stepped in, that story just reeks of bullshit, the only time I’ve heard of a teacher getting a big promotion was when my fifth grade teacher became the student councillor. No teacher will be getting that big of a promotion in that short of time.
One time as the ASB was making announcements and reading the food they had for lunch that day one of the kids deadass said “Kwes-ah-dill-as” and then after reading the whole menu one of the girls had to come on and said “apologizies, we will be having quesadillas not Kwesadkllas” I rly hope the dude did that on purpose
I was at a school where fights were common. The principal was talking to one of the kids who usually starts the fights and said “you’re starting a new tradition here, I see.” This guy accepted the fact that his school is filled with delinquents. I guess that metaphor that school is prison is legit 8n this case
Lmao my principal accidentally forgot to turn off the mic and someone yelled “SHIT” near the mic 😂😂 Another time was when she forgott to turn it off, some kid realized it wasn’t off so he went up to it a breather REALLY hard on it 😂😂
So, I'm in middle school, and every friday they would be picking out names of students who would win a prize and usually at this time its almost time for dismissal, so the Principal started to announce names on the mic and suddenly made this loud noise like it was dropped and all we heard was a slow whisper... " *don't suck that* " Yup, there was a reason why she said that, I'll only tell you if this reaches 10 likes. Edit: It reached to 10 likes so I'll finally tell y'all what happened, Like I promised to... Turns out her daughter had a candy that fell and continued sucking it, I knew this because some of my friends were actually Council Members that would be giving out prizes and they also laughed about what she said and what the Principal's daughter did, they later informed me about how funny it was... Edit 2: The truth was already revealed, you all can stop liking now ;)
I just saw a ad that was about vegetables and it said “what movie do you wanna watch “tonight and she said “ I was thinking maybe we could make one” AHHHH
When I was in secondary school, the school never had sound speakers. The alternative way the school did for the daily news and whatever was printed out and was given to the homeroom teachers to announce to their respective class. In which kind of saves the headmaster (or any of the school faculty) the embarrassment if the microphone wasn't turned off.
In primary we had a really cool principal. Once, on the last dsy before the christmas holidays, he dressed up as santa claus and drove around the school yard in a ferrari. The good ol' days
I have one, a girl was called down to the office, she just so happened to be in my class. The principal forgot to turn off the mic and the whole school found out at the same time that this lovely, sweet girl was just orphaned, her parents both died in a car accident. She froze up and I immediately stood up and hugged her.
zvnii, no, she hadn’t left the room yet after the load speaker called her down. I don’t understand why they wouldn’t just call the room she was in or have someone come to the room and get her. The loud speaker sounds completely unnecessary
When I went to an elementary school, we had the announcement at the end of the day instead. We had a troublemaker, Dylan, who about 20 minutes prior was sent to the office for being a nuisance. While the principal was giving the announcement, Dylan snuck into the office and shouted “ROAR!” and the principal shrieked. The whole school was confused, but our class busted into laughter because we knew that was Dylan. That was legendary.
It's also brain dead easy to teach, just tell people what the books say. Nowadays there is no quality control. People who teach or are principles should have passion for their work.
I feel so sad for the first principal tbh If I was that principal I would break down crying in front of all the students after that day I mean they even got him fired
Once, I was sitting in the cafeteria eating lunch with my friends. We were just talking, as was everyone else, so the room was pretty noisy. The janitor walked in, which nobody cared about because he was holding a garbage bag and headed for the back door. But then he screamed, " QUIET DOWN, YOU'RE ALL BEHAVING LIKE ANIMALS! " That was the most silent anyone has been in my school in a very long time, and it took a few minutes for the shock and nervousness to wear off and the chatter to arise again
This was a serious thing that happened at my school, so one day we were minding our business in class when on the intercom the principle gave out this announcement, “sorry for this interruption but somebody has gone into the woman’s restroom and rolled all the toilet paper until it was at the cardboard, whoever did this will you please come to the principal’s office.” We were all laughing
!["They Can't Send Us All To Detention..." [Stories] (AskReddit)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Gta_hrhQxS0/mqdefault.jpg)
The principal who snitched on all his backstabbing teachers is glory personified.
Kira1Lawliet yes
Ikr
He gets a free go to heaven pass
@@eliomorgan7773 He gets a go to heaven pass and it is non transferable if stolen.
I'm not
“Let’s have a moment of silence for those who died during 9/11”
Proceeds to breathe through the mic for the whole minute
Mick*
dj_ KNAILLZ mic
dj_ KNAILLZ lol Mick is like Mickey Mouse. It’s mic pal
Kylee Brown
He was making a joke. He was saying “mick” because the Text-To-Speech Bot in the video was saying “mick”.
@@kyb740 Mickey house lmao
he farted really loudly and said, “crap” then turned off the mic
thats disgusting and funny at the same time
"Crap." Literally 😉🤣🤣🤣
*le shit*
@@WeeGail6 in Le pants
Lmaooo
"Mr Darcin, you're a father."
We all thought he was speaking to his wife so we applauded and cheered the man from our classes but shortly afterwards.
"But you said you were on the pill! What do I tell my wife?!"
*_AMPLIFIED BRUH MOMENT_*
*all clapping immediately stops*
*wife enters chat*
*the whole school is silent*
Yoooo 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
the one principal who roasted everyone was a legend
What a mad lad
timestamp?
@@jestphoenixI'm pretty sure that they're talking about 6:25, Principal Louise. :') What a great dude!
@@sanne2453 tysm
Chaotic good
One time my principle left his mic on and he said and I quote"I'm so glad that my grandmother died" everyone sat there in silence until he realized his mic was on and he was like "sorry that was a joke" as he tried to play it off cool
Huh, I wasn't expecting that principal to be doing coke when I heard *sniff* *sniff*. I though he was going to break down and cry, and the motivational things were being said mainly for himself,not the students.
Tory Knotts my principal does coke and everyone knows, live in Chicago so no ones cares
Ngl I thought the same
Same
Tory Knotts me too!!
damn drainage.
Can someone give Principal Louise an award.
5 awards
Congrats on 420 likes, I was your 420th
Justin Dunn
Thanks man.
A man lad
*hands a golden trophy of motivational roasts to Principal Louise*
*sniff* *sniff* yelling
Me: aww he’s crying
OP: HES DOING COKE
Omg I thought the same 😂
Basan we are both late but yes me too
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
My thoughts exactly ...
It really be like that (´-﹏-`；)
same thought he was depressed
All that I ever heard was some shuffling papers and “oh wait” and then it turned off.
I've been there buddy boy. It was funny anyway I have to admit.
Stalker Bleach honestly that’s more funny then these stories for some reason 😂
I never knew the scarce bleach stalked me
HAHA
Eh it’s something
Principle: saying that the students make him miserable
Students: let’s make him feel more miserable for saying he feels miserable from us
@Dark Darkness now it's 96
Now it's 111
@Avtin Boxy i didn't comment in the same time as u man
For real
Aurum Waffle i feel like someone for sure made that story up
When my dad was in high school he was sent to the office, he saw the mic and started singing but was grabbed by the principal as he sang the first line, everyone in school heard "I'm just a gigolo-ARGH!!!" Everytime I hear this story I laugh until I cry.
Funniest shit I've ever read
Funniest shit I’ve ever read
Funniest shit I’ve ever read
Funniest shit I’ve ever read 😂😂😂
Funniest shit i've ever read
Glad I'm not the only one who thought the principal was crying, not doing drugs.
I thought they were crying and got kinda sad for a second, but then I kept reading lol
lol same
Yeah I though he was a hard on the outside but soft in the heart kind of guy and he loved his students in his own wierd way
It took me too long to figure out he was actually doing drugs
@@DoggedSwingMusic same 😭 felt bad for him at first
Nobody:
Normal people: Mic
Google voice: MiCk
It triggers me for some reason
RP Brigoli mike* isthe spelling
Royale Animations no it’s mic dumbass
Drizz 4Hunnid no mike
The Drawer That Draws Something he likes to draw. No it’s mic
Me as a principal: *accidentally doesnt turn it off*
Everyone in my school: *literally all they hear is assasination classroom playing as i work on stuff*
You really think anyone with a normal brain would trust you are a principal?
@@deadchannel5933 im not, i meant if i was
@@thefandomtraveller4091 Well you meant that, but it wasn't obvious
@Anthony Martinez an alien has been turned into a teacher and the failing class has to kill the teacher in order to not fail school (from what i remember)
Why hello there fellow Assassination Classroom fan!
one time the greatest principal I have ever had dropped his coffee mug on himself and you could hear him yelling and then cleaning up the coffee and broken mug he never realized he didn't turn off the mic until like 5 mins of silence after everything was cleaned up and then was like, "sorry I spilled my coffee" and finished the announcements
Lemon James
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@@sagixic4931 HI DR NAME AND PFP
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Now that's some good shit.
“Alright, take the bra off, Ashley.” Note that Ashley was a year younger than me and that I was a high school senior.
Ume Blossom Gacha It was just after morning announcements and everyone in my class was horrified, including the teacher. It turned out to be exactly what it sounded like.
PaytonUwU [Payton Allen] I’d imagine that he did, never saw him or Ashley again after that day.
oh my goodness
x to doubt
Sameer Kumar Sounds kind of fake because she's in the room during announcements and he went straight to "take the bra off" from the mic but I'm not saying it's not real
I remember in 1st grade. Our principal stubbed her toe during the announcements. And clearly said “F*CK!” Over the whole speaker.
I miss those days. Ironically we got a new principal the very next year.
All I can remember is that I laughed my damn ass off for a whole week.
what school?
@@mcexplorerplays3848 fuckers international al
"Shut up, Kathy. Everyone will hear you."
Said by my female principal who was married and had three kids (who also has a doctorate) to my female vice principal who was married and had two kids plus a grandchild. This wasn't said over the announcements. I heard it walking by my principal's office. This was in sixth grade
What hapened?
Holy crap-
*holy-*
Eryn Trans: 😳
Well, at first I thought they said shit about kids, but that pulled a 180 and a 160 in a 80 zone on the wrong side of the highway, reaaaaaaaally fucking quick.
Once the principal forgot to turn off his mic and all star started playing
Ah, a man of culture, I like it.
@@TARTIGLE_9069 mine sounds like a Doorbell from a Doll house-
some
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
IM CRYINGKSICMSKCNSKFJDJDISCD
@@eyemoisturizer STOP-OWNFKSDOSNCISNCKJFKSHCKSJCKSKD
In a lockdown my principal told everyone to stay calm because we would be safe.
He accidentally kept his mike on and told a staff member “A girl was stabbed in the bathroom”
We were all panicked
HoLy hECk
*mic
Panik
P A N I K
EVERYONE STAY CALM YOU WILL BE SAFE! a girl was stabbed in the bathroom
"his voice changed to something delicate" oh no
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Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
"Its extremely hot in the cafeteria, kids are taking their shirts off, we need help" this was 4 days ago....
Does your school have no fresh air or something? Even when it's 30 degrees it's not that bad.
@@herredward9277 Our school is just small and extremely cheap so we dont have air conditioning and it gets crowded and hot.
@@joon3514 Oh I see.
Maybe you live where I do. 50 degrees Celsius, or 122 degrees Fahrenheit outside. At least it is a dry heat.
Update?
One time after my principal finished an announcement everyone heard the secretary say “get over here hunky” and then he giggled and started moaning, yup my teacher ran to the office to turn off the speaker XD we weren’t sure to laugh or be scarred
WOAH PAUSSSSE
XD LMAO
*hol' up*
uhm wtf
In my form everyone is silent and me and my mate are the only ones who talk so itd be us chatting shit
"*sniff* *sniff* and then yelling. "
Nobody:
Me: he's emotional about the subject?
ToadFilms: It all makes sence now! He's doing coke!
Giovanni Pereira i thought he was depressed
Dude i read this AND i heard the sentence
YES I thought he was crying lmao
Pingouinnn Same. I didn’t think he was doing coke
I thought he was sick lol
Our principal snapped at all of us, over the mic, because boys were smearing shit in the boys bathroom
I felt so bad laughing
that happened at my school too and now our bathrooms are heavily guarded
lmao wtf
AT MY SCHOOL IT WAS ON THE F ING ROOF
Good thing I live in another country because if that's normal on your schools...
That happened at my school too lmao
Sadly, my principal passed away around two weeks ago. He was such a nice person and was wonderful to everyone. It genuinely made me sad seeing this. RIP Mr. Vogt.
F
Did you go to the funeral
@@user-tr3jw1df6q no, only his family went along with staff. We spent a while at school honoring him and renamed our gym to the Vogt gym.
"Big Jerry (he was quite big)"
Y'know, I never would've thought that Big Jerry was a big guy. His name doesn't give that off at all.
It was like reading a sentence from.a children's book.
But he wasnt just big jerry, he was quite big jerry.
@Pizzario took me a minute
Pizzario
Nothing is as it seems in the vast expanse of a world we strain to draw nearer and farther from,
The
*InT* _eRn_ *e* _t_
Nah, he has to be *really* tiny.
Expect the unexpected, ya know--
A persons true character is revealed when they're expressing their thoughts, but think that no one is listening
Yup, you’re most yourself when you think you’re alone. That’s why it’s a common wish to be invisible and listen in on some secrets 🤫🤭😶
You mean when the ‘mask is on’. This is why so much people in the internet is more malicious than they would be in reality. Because they can express themselves with the protection of anonymity. Everyone expresses themselves, it’s more of a question to what extent and what circumstances.
True
No shit.
Alexander The Snivy I’ve finally found another pokemon
the first one was just cruel. My moms a teacher and let me tell you, they always talk about students. it's nothing new kids. Don't get people fired.
Well do your job well and you won't get fired, how about that?
@LogicMuch Well why would you do your job right and hate kids at the same time? That's borderline impossible.
@LogicMuch You're probably right. But a whole ship can sink with a small error so yeah, him getting fired wasn't cool from the kids but at the same time how could they know? (Maybe keeping their fucking mouth shut and think for a quarter of a second, for starter but I can't blame them. Every kids have loud mouthes.)
I'm not even sure that first one was real. It sounds like something that would be on "r/ThatHappened"
@@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz6375 suspension of disbelief is important on Reddit
Okay, so my principal didn't forget to turn off his mic, but he made this announcement on PURPOSE.
You want to know what it said
"Pringles."
THATS ALL
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
omg yes
R/madlad
Such randomness yet so terribly funny 😂
Why did a single word crack me up
nobody:
people on reddit: not me, but my dog’s friend’s uncle’s great grandmother’s babysitter’s clock’s mom’s niece-
"clock's mom" had me deadd
Wait clocks have moms? (Not really) LOL
Also reddit:
Dear Reddit, what's your story on _____ ?
Redditors: Well, this story doesn't apply but I'm going to tell it anyways because I need the attention
Lmao
Reddit: Humans of reddit, what's something you've done?
Redditors: well not a human-
after morning announcements the principal forgot to turn off the mic and he farted mega loud and everyone heard it
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lol
LMFAO
XD HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
LMAO
Does anybody else think about how genius it would be to be a principal and “accidentally”’ leave your mic on?
Say it’s the end of the year, you really want more funding to the school, similar to the last story, and to motivate the kids you say your usual announcements, “turn off your mic” then start saying stuff like “I seriously really hope they pass, the years been rough and all I can do is tell them their lunch menus, when I was a kid my teacher was the only person I looked up too, I was just like them, but with his help and encouragement, I was able to pull myself out of the hole and be in the position I am in today as a principal with a steady income, and overall a better life.. I’m gonna tell the teachers to turn up the encouragement on the kids, and I don’t mean in a fake way, but in an actual genuine heartfelt way, just like how Mr *blank* did all those years ago.” Then have an assistant act like she is frantically busting in to tell him his mic is still on, which then would abruptly cut off, I feel like that would make the students take things a lot better and more serious, because I remember when I was a kid, the best way for me to trust someone or know what they actually thought was to hear what they had to say behind closed doors, when they thought no one was listening
woah.. if i have a friend that is a principal i would totally suggest that to them
awwww
Cool idea
Thanks for giving me an idea I will probably never use
I was thinking the exact same thing.
No one:
Me: “EVEN IN THE BATHROOMS!”
I felt like that one was really fake and he just wanted attention.
123 likes, homeboy
PeepMySadness bruh
Senko is a simp confirmed
Principal Louise was done dirty, which pisses me off, because you can tell he was a nice guy if even the students liked him. I hope he's doing good now.
my friend who isn’t the principal was making an announcement she shouted “HOW DO YOU USE THIS THING?”
Innocence lost
That must of been awkward
"Well, ma'am, like that, you're live right now..."
"Oh... um... hello... so for today's menu we have..."
OH GOD-😂😂😂😂
R/Boomers Lol
And here I thought the principle doing coke was crying...
"You are going to get punished tonight."
**C R I E S**
I’m not even kidding, we all heard him fall over and we all laughed
My principal forgot to turn off her mic and the whole school heard her quietly whimpered "I'm gonna miss the students so much this summer" Us students decided to keep giving her one hug per day for the rest of the school year. She was a really great person.
Awwwww thats so sweetttttttttt
Aww
when we were in middle school our principal did an announcement and burped really loud in the mic, he laughed his ass off for like 10 minutes. good memories.
my principal one time said “sksksk and i oop” over the mic
a bowl of mac and cheese bro no joke
he wore some scrunchies because it was decades day at school and he knew of the vsco girl trend ig so he said it over the intercom
He is not allowed to be alive
Call MeSnipez let’s sever his head
a bowl of mac and cheese we have an army
he can’t escape us
jaybird im gonna have to call bull crap on that one kid
Our principal finished the morning announcements and then one day he forgot to turn it off and said “bring that ass here Janet” and we heard footsteps and theThe mic turn off
Omg
Lmao
Ye definitely fake, i can easily make a story up like that
@@justarandompersonontheinte5044
"One day, I ate pizza in the living room because there was a fly in the kitchen. The fly followed me" my story
It's an easy story to make up, but it's true!
@@justarandompersonontheinte5044
ok
Not really about a principal, but you know the absolute happiness you feel when a nice black woman calls you "honey" or something similar?
In Elementary, we had a nice lady that had a "friday song". She would sing it at lunch and (as i remember) she would give kids who have a hard time at home extra chocolate milk, or an extra cookie. I loved her.
(I don't mean for this to sound racist in any way.)
No way, that’s wholesome.
the first story
Don't you know the janitors gonna have to clean that mess up :(
The principal never really talks on the intercom, it’s always the office people, and we have an entire news thing for stuff like the lunch menu and announcements
For us it’s usually the students
For us it's our beloved gym teacher.
My school has the same thing. The morning announcements are usually reminders of events and schedule changes. Apparently the people in the office love acting goofy, because the lady is always laughing during the announcements
*sniff sniff* yelling
Me: why is he smelling the mic
"It all makes sense now"
Me: 0-o excuse me what?
"He's doing -cough- soda -cough- "
Me: oh... That's... That's not what I expected...
Same I thought he was crying cuz he hates his job. (69th like)
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
By soda-oml...
You don’t wanna know what they meant o-o
@@pot6389 ?
"now kids thats the reason why you should trust nobody but yourself"
me: thats why I ain't married
Kid said the n word into the mic
He was the quiet kid
Nice
lmao
@@kiimuras um....ru like white caus thats... racist to say if u arent black
@@sagixic4931 im not white, but i can delete the comment if you're not comfortable with it
@@kiimuras ah u get pass anyway for double pass
"I miss being a student and getting away with stuff."
sweetie these days you don't even get away with breathing in those jail cells you call a classroom
? what lmao
Ikr 😫
*mask slips off for half a second* Teacher: Oh my gosh, how many times do I have to tell you guys, MASKS *UP!*
not as bad as real jail.
@@Someone-ro5ct I've heard this way too many times from my teachers. In fact, my English teacher doesn't even allow anyone to drink anything in class. I'm surprised I got away with drinking soda in her class despite my desk being in the front of the classroom near her desk.
On my school:
Inside: you can hear the speakers
Outside of the building: hear nothing
Like any average school...
@Piano Life Okay.. It's just some letters..
@Piano Life so what does the name mean?
@Piano Life oh lol
@Mohammad Saleemi Actually, you should hear what is said on the schoolyard too.
I dont believe the first story at all😂 sounds like a badly written high school film
The last one also sounds really fake, too good to be true.
Same.
yeah, especially "we burned the books in the yard" and "we egged everything." Like, who's bringing eggs to school? XD
@@dagnytheartist people could being eggs, but aren't the books tied to the student, theyd get a fat ass fine
dagnytheartist Actually the egg part is very believable because I remember in my school when someone had a birth day they would get eggs thrown at them makes no sense but yeah
I listened to my principal playing freaking just dance in the office with the vice principal for a full 4 minutes before they realized 300 middle schoolers we're listening to them dance to disney music
"STUDENTS AND STAFF, SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION!!......"
if you know, you know.
I know
It is really annoying.
Oh but when your class is loud af and then between people yelling you hear lockdown and everyone shut up and run to the corner... now that...
STUDENTS AND STAFF SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT CAN XAVIAN JAMES COME TO MAIN ATTENDANCE, XAVIAN JAMES TO MAIN ATTENDANCE
Our principal repeats it so many times. She's like, "Please excuse this interruption, can (f/n) (l/n) come to the office? I repeat, can (f/n) (l/n) come to the office? I repeat, can (f/n) (l/n) come to the office? I repeat, can (f/n) (l/n) come to the office?" I'm not joking when I say this, even my teachers think it gets annoying. A teacher quit because of it
firetwist lavasplat I feel u
"burning the books in the yard"
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Yeah, what about it?
Fahrenheit 451 ass
_ethereal-star_ How would students have set them on fire on school grounds? Even if they somehow snuck matches or lighters into the school, I don’t think they would’ve been able to set a whole stack of books of fire. Hell, I don’t even know if they could set a single textbook on fire! Basically, that whole part of the story seems fake/made up.
koolkittykat04 i was getting cigarettes off my teachers and letting them borrow my lighter shit happens in the ghetto
Yeah I think that story was fake
The funniest part is when they say "I was in school" ya where else would you be
Stolen
@@nope.7392 from who lmao this was almost a year ago
@@nope.7392 I'm not seeing whoever i "stole" it from
@@bradley4011 oh sorry it was a guy under you. Sorry for the confusion
@@nope.7392 yeah it's good
The principal that got the phone call....
When it said the transmission stopped and so Did everyone else....
I can imagine a dead quiet school....
And then you’d just hear me and my pterodactyl laugh absolutely DYING 🤣🤣🤣
"It's just a month expired janice"
after that the school got sick 💀
What's a janice
@@Ugh718
*O*
*H*
*N*
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The 2 vice principals started saying “what’s up my brotha from another motha”
Oh ok. My primary school principle died. He was an amazing principle and got replaced by this old woman who changed all of the schools traditions and made it worse. The whole school was depressed when he died. Everyone in the school went to his funeral and it was so sad. Rest In Peace Mr Armstrong.
Sounds like the harry poter plotline
Mr Armstrong?
Senator Armstrong?
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
I have a Mrs. Armstrong.... WAIT A MINUET
Lemme guess, he died after a botched open heart surgery.
@@nowanimportant8887 No he died cus he had leukemia
I was in school after the announcements she forgot to turn the mic off.
Harvey said
“Now, get back to printing my therapist appointment”
Daisy said
“Which one.”
Harvey said
“THE ONE WHERE I GO TO MY THERAPIST BECAUSE I GOT TRAUMATIZED BY MOMO.”
Daisy said
“Wait, the mic is on”
Harvey said
“Oh um...”
Turns off the announcement mic.
“What’s the craziest thing you overheard when the principle forgot to turn off his mic after an announcement?”
...
*MOANING.*
What in the enga menga fuck
What the fuck
Hold the fricking Norfolk & Western Y6a, are you telling me his children making factory was in action?
My principals have had braincells so far
Yo wait WHAT
When I hear the word principal I just see a picture of a gru
Bruh
Bruh
bruh
Bruh
Br u h
Me : YES finally early to a video! this is my chance to make my comment popular!
Also me : Uhhh... What am I supposed to say... Hmm how about *this*
Edit : Guys I’m aware my pfp is a furry, *shut up*
Omg relatable
It appears I have been pinned by the god... *victory*
No u
Shutup furry
Saylop what’s wrong with furries?
0:16 wow you should see *our* school. People get into fights, get ISS, get suspended, have mental breakdowns. It's *chaos* before the holidays for us.
One time I stayed after school and when the lady was finished saying that the sports bus was here , she said something to someone else that was along the lines of “ yeah it’s stuck on your underwear”
Thank you for all the likes ❤️
It could have been one of those ironic gang member nicknames
I feel sorry for the first principal tbh
Yeah, those students were really assholes
Yeah he already said he's miserable, they just made it worse
I feel sorry for the custodians who had to clean it up. The staff whose property was probably damaged unintentionally.
@@geromarin382
You do not know that.
@@Ninjaananas ? The story tells that the students, even after hearing that their principal was feeling miserable they destroy the school making their principal to get fired
The one about the principal spilling the beans about the school turning into a financial institution is the best.
He was basically giving the kids ammo for use later on when it all went to shit.
Best principal ever.
This is one of those videos where 90% of the stories sound like complete lies
says the one with the anime profile picture
Light_Illumina says the immature green guy
@@dalbled8534 d. Just d. Thats your profile, but mine is just a j
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@@lightillumina227 No U
14:04
Then everyone clapped
It's a teacher. Quite possible honestly. Just not as heroic as op makes it seem. Stop being so skeptical
JJScene it’s reddit, why not be skeptical
JJScene yes, a TEACHER, the assistant principal would’ve stepped in if the principal resigned, or someone in the office would’ve stepped in, that story just reeks of bullshit, the only time I’ve heard of a teacher getting a big promotion was when my fifth grade teacher became the student councillor. No teacher will be getting that big of a promotion in that short of time.
One time as the ASB was making announcements and reading the food they had for lunch that day one of the kids deadass said “Kwes-ah-dill-as” and then after reading the whole menu one of the girls had to come on and said “apologizies, we will be having quesadillas not Kwesadkllas”
I rly hope the dude did that on purpose
I was at a school where fights were common. The principal was talking to one of the kids who usually starts the fights and said “you’re starting a new tradition here, I see.” This guy accepted the fact that his school is filled with delinquents. I guess that metaphor that school is prison is legit 8n this case
Lmao my principal accidentally forgot to turn off the mic and someone yelled “SHIT” near the mic 😂😂
Another time was when she forgott to turn it off, some kid realized it wasn’t off so he went up to it a breather REALLY hard on it 😂😂
I didn’t hear this personally, but I remember a teacher saying that she once overheard the entire office staff ordering a pizza over the loudspeaker
So, I'm in middle school, and every friday they would be picking out names of students who would win a prize and usually at this time its almost time for dismissal, so the Principal started to announce names on the mic and suddenly made this loud noise like it was dropped and all we heard was a slow whisper...
" *don't suck that* "
Yup, there was a reason why she said that, I'll only tell you if this reaches 10 likes.
Edit: It reached to 10 likes so I'll finally tell y'all what happened, Like I promised to...
Turns out her daughter had a candy that fell and continued sucking it, I knew this because some of my friends were actually Council Members that would be giving out prizes and they also laughed about what she said and what the Principal's daughter did, they later informed me about how funny it was...
Edit 2: The truth was already revealed, you all can stop liking now ;)
Im the 10th like
@@yohanzxcv3296 woah, good...
@@yohanzxcv3296 Edited it, thanks for the 10th like.
56 likes now!
@@mongus5439 lmao, yeah, I edited it a long time ago.
I just saw a ad that was about vegetables and it said “what movie do you wanna watch “tonight and she said “ I was thinking maybe we could make one” AHHHH
Ultimate bruh moment
FBI HOLY SHIT ITS THE FBI HIDE THE POT
uhm
When I was in secondary school, the school never had sound speakers. The alternative way the school did for the daily news and whatever was printed out and was given to the homeroom teachers to announce to their respective class. In which kind of saves the headmaster (or any of the school faculty) the embarrassment if the microphone wasn't turned off.
Lmao once my principal forgot the mic was on and I guess he was watching UA-cam or something so all we could hear was Moto Moto XD best day ever
All I imagine you hearing is just *I like em' big,I like em' chucky*
Exactly like hunky in the one comment with the secretary
Your principal is a ledgend holy shit
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
7:48 my favorite story the principal finding out about his employees and exposing them for trying to sell the school
In primary we had a really cool principal. Once, on the last dsy before the christmas holidays, he dressed up as santa claus and drove around the school yard in a ferrari. The good ol' days
I have one, a girl was called down to the office, she just so happened to be in my class. The principal forgot to turn off the mic and the whole school found out at the same time that this lovely, sweet girl was just orphaned, her parents both died in a car accident. She froze up and I immediately stood up and hugged her.
So you were called to the office too? Or this story is fake.
This story sounds too cliché and unoriginal to be true.
zvnii, no, she hadn’t left the room yet after the load speaker called her down. I don’t understand why they wouldn’t just call the room she was in or have someone come to the room and get her. The loud speaker sounds completely unnecessary
Mine is: One time the principal accidentally turned the mic on, and my class went nuts. I heard the principal do something with papers..
When I went to an elementary school, we had the announcement at the end of the day instead. We had a troublemaker, Dylan, who about 20 minutes prior was sent to the office for being a nuisance. While the principal was giving the announcement, Dylan snuck into the office and shouted “ROAR!” and the principal shrieked. The whole school was confused, but our class busted into laughter because we knew that was Dylan. That was legendary.
dylan is an icon
I was expecting to be a situation where moans and grunts are being heard through the mic ... lost opportunity.
+1
“Oh snap..I think I’ve done a terrible mistake.”
LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLELSISHSOMG THATS THE FUNNIEST SHITTTTT
that story reminds me of a scene that would show in jojo part 4
Lmaoo
@@calyptelaironia6034 holy shit l0l
Why do people who don’t like kids teach in schools your just torturing yourself instead of getting a different job
Cause people are authoritarian assholes and they let their desire for tyranny cloud their judgment.
@@Cacowninja Little do they know, kids are actually smarter than them.
@@herredward9277 Yep.
It's also brain dead easy to teach, just tell people what the books say. Nowadays there is no quality control. People who teach or are principles should have passion for their work.
Well if i has the power to make children suffer I would gladly take up the offer :) they’re little shits and deserved everything that comes their way
No one :
Literally no one :
Me reading the thumbnail : the prin *KEYPAL*
Who tf writes no one?Its nobody u dumbass
@@Ugh718 Stfu💀
On the first one, I can imagine the kids wrecking havoc as the teachers just calmly sits back and watches
3:33 *exists*
Weeabos: "wHaT is a tHoUsAnD MinUs SevEn?"
*FINGER CRACKING INTENSIFIES*
In the first story, it sounds like the students just proved their principal right.
In that first one, the students were just proving the principal's point.
I feel so sad for the first principal tbh If I was that principal I would break down crying in front of all the students after that day I mean they even got him fired
“Hello there cutie~”
Oh-
Fake.
Fake
ely what?
Fake
At 8:51 it's like the next sentence is Yoshikagia Kira explaining his daily life
My name is Yoshkage Kira...
What a beautiful Duwang
Korkiiee do you watch jjba?
Yare yare daze
yoshikagia
He said “all I heard was *sniff* sniff* Than I heard yelling” haha they was he explained what happens got me
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.
Once, I was sitting in the cafeteria eating lunch with my friends. We were just talking, as was everyone else, so the room was pretty noisy. The janitor walked in, which nobody cared about because he was holding a garbage bag and headed for the back door. But then he screamed, " QUIET DOWN, YOU'RE ALL BEHAVING LIKE ANIMALS! " That was the most silent anyone has been in my school in a very long time, and it took a few minutes for the shock and nervousness to wear off and the chatter to arise again
**The main office mic accidentally turns on**
Everyone in my school: *ah shit, here we go again..*
The second story I was like right off the bat I was like “he’s on drugs”
This was a serious thing that happened at my school, so one day we were minding our business in class when on the intercom the principle gave out this announcement, “sorry for this interruption but somebody has gone into the woman’s restroom and rolled all the toilet paper until it was at the cardboard, whoever did this will you please come to the principal’s office.”
We were all laughing