Ikr. Also about this when i was young I ran at a automatic door thinking it would open before i crashed into it. Boy was i wrong I crashed straight into the door. Lucky i wasn't hurt to bad.
My old boy best friend would do practically anything to cheer me up. One time, he slipped on a water bottle to make me laugh, but ended up hitting his head..I don't know what happened, he just doesn't really talk to me anymore. 😔🤷
@Neurodox im for humor in general i laugh on a whim.but that didnt make me laugh only get pissed. and i dont get pissed very easily edit: i am kind of a clown i admit that but i would never take something that far and would be the one kid/adult screaming at him chewing his f*cking ear off
No no no...that was my friend's pet who didn't care if we needed to use the restroom. it was bring your pet to school day and my friend brought his pet scorpion for some reason it didn't sting or bite him and the scorpion got out of his cage and went into the restroom I had to use the bathroom so I went in knowing the scorpion was in there...it sat on my foot and looked at me ...but it didn't sting me . I always had a special connection to animals and bugs...
There was a kid in my class that said AND I QUOTE “how do you get followers in Africa? By holding up a glass of water.” He also mimicked Kobe Brian’s helicopter crashing. That kid had issues.
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It was a witty line, though it wasn't in good taste; it would have been hilarious if it wasn't about the dude's son (or if it was told where the dude couldn't hear it). It's true that dark humor is like food in that not everyone gets it, but people generally don't like to see other people get upset; he simply swung at the pitch too early.
@@forgedadversity4854 Dark humour is great but no matter the circumstance that would at least be near the line of unacceptably dark. Though it was hilarious.
The “sour powder” on candy is citric acid and it’s definitely not something you should snort. I ate a spoonful of it once to prove that I don’t flinch when eating something sour and after I ate it, water tasted sweet for a solid 30 minutes. I thought I was dying. At least I proved my point, I didn’t flinch.
Someone replied to the comment saying "Did it at least make her stop crying?" or something like that. OP said that it did because she was too focused on helping him.
Girls dad committed suicide Kid in class said "your dad must of thought you were too ugly to keep living" Next day he gave her a noose tied with a shoelace and said "like father, like daughter" Let's just say it ended after that
2:50 So, imagine the scene. You are crying in the school hallways because... idk... your dad hits you or something. Then suddenly, a random guy appears from nothing, makes some weird funny faces, then tackles a cristal door and pretty much dies in front of you, all whitout saying a word. Yeah... HS stuff...
Not saying the teacher that told the class about the bad grade deserved that, but he SHOULD NOT have told the class that. You literally don't know what's going on in that kids life, a lot of the time class clowns do what they do because they're struggling elsewhere in life and trying to cope. You NEVER embarrass them like that. That man doesn't get to react the way he did because he started it. Kid should've just went to the principal, and yes he should get in trouble, but he's a kid, kids don't like doing things like that in fear of not being taken seriously so they do shit like lash out. That teacher should be embarrassed.
Nerdy Kittens Seriously ! A few years back a teacher in my county got fired for sending the football teams grades to a team group chat. How is this any different ? He should get in trouble for that.
I've had teachers do that. Had I known they couldn't do that back in middle school,I would have told the principal. It was bad enough the class thought I was stupid but they just reinforced that. I felt like shit
TANG WEI SHUN - Tbh to me it's more about the teacher's wrongdoings. Totally not cool for the kid to say the things he did in front of everybody, I don't think anyone should sympathize for him for being such a snot, but the teacher is a grown adult, he should know better than to humiliate a child in front of his peers. Both of them suck.
my psychology teacher did that to me it was the begging of the semester, first test i did bad on and he said, "lets go outside so no one has to hear xxxxxxxxxxxxxx" then he proceeded to tell me how bad i did n how i should REALLY think of switching out if i cant handle it WITH THE DOOR OPEN, LOUDLY, right OUTSIDE like i did bad on one test and your gonna scream at me? why me? i switched out of the class because of his bad attitude, into spanish III don't regret it
The class clown at my school made fun of our math teacher for being an adopted. In case your curious, he said " No wonder your parents abandoned you" and the whole class went quiet. He got suspended and the teacher called in a sub for the rest of the day. Still feel bad for her
I had a very good friend in elementary school who's dad passed away before she was able to remember him, she cried a lot about it and my classmates thought it was appropriate to call her an orphan, I was the one with a few others telling them to stop because even as a child we knew the things they said were cruel but I wasn't always there to defend her.
First day of class my best friend sense 3rd grade and I were sitting together. He dared me to stab the guy on the other side of me’s hand with my pencil. I did. He asked why. I was honest and said it was a dare. After that we all hung out. We became really good friends. I went to his college graduation. He spent a lot of weekends at my house junior and senior year of high school. And he was the best man at my wedding. He was even almost my kids godparent.
21:05 This is an example of a "funny teacher" taking it too far. Exhibiting a kid's grades to the class and mocking him for failing worse than everyone else is a really shitty thing to do. What happened to him after that was karma.
I had a teacher in 5th and his 2nd wife had recently died to cancer (both of his wives died to it) and the new kid started making fun of him for being single. We still live in the same town but I've heard from multiple people he brought a butcher's knife to his school after he threatened someone with it.
21:06 I don’t understand that when the teacher embarrassed the student everyone thinks it’s funny but when the student retaliates it was “too far”. So making fun a student in front of the while class isn’t “too far. Also instead of getting all pissed he should’ve been the bigger person (no pun intended) and just calmly asked him to leave
i mean the teacher prob has self esteem issues if he’s how the student described. the teacher and the student are both wrong for what they did, but the student did much worse
Mohammad Abdallah Even if the teacher has self esteem issues he shouldn’t have made fun of the kid in the first place and just told him to pay attention (like a mature adult would do). The kid was embarrassed and he retaliated as he should. Don’t make fun of people if you can’t handle getting made fun of.
@@jayryan210 the teacher didn't insult the kid He just said that he got the lowest grade because he was just messing around and never paying attention A personal insult is way worse imo
One time I was talking to some friends in English class and my friend said something and I replied with “that gave me cancer, like that gave me straight up leukemia” joking, but my teacher overheard and got onto me and then my friends told me she had a baby that died from cancer (specifically leukemia)
The kid who got called out on his test scores didnt go too far. Teachers should never publicly ridicule a kids intelligence. Being called stupid like that gives people inner rage.
when i was in year one i drew a picture of a guinea pig because the teacher told us to and i drew a good drawing for a 6 year old but guess what? she laughs at me and calls me out and tells the whole class that i made the worst drawing she has ever seen, i cant believe teachers abuse their power like that
The teacher played with fire, got burned hard. You don't get to be a dickhead just because of your position, some students can easily take off their filter.
Exactly. You never know what someone is going through in their life and the dude is just a kid, probably goofing to cope with something and it’s unacceptable to share someone’s grade like that
One time this kid in fourth grade kept saying his parents werent married like it was suppose to be a flex. I got tired and said "Your parents arent married because they had you." I was soo proud of my self and still am, Later that year he almost fought me not to mention he did that countless of times with other students.
What that doesn’t make sense your parents aren’t married because they had you what does that mean like they got married because he was born or maybe your saying he was a mistake like what is the roast
21:16 I really think it was the teachers fault for that one. you can’t get angry when someone jabs back at you, especially when you shouldn’t have exposed the student in the first place
Tbf, that class clown who was exposed by the teacher was probably just kinda pissed. I would be too. He probably just lost all thought of boundaries and tore the teacher a new one.
Emperor Constantine XI Palaiologos Yeah. I still think he shouldn’t have said that, but I can’t really blame him unless he said something unforgivable (which doesn’t seem to be the case)
@@rixelpi896 I mean, shaming someone for his grades sure isn't nice, but if the guy was never paying attention and always messing around then it's more as a lesson than something else Also, what the kid said was way too far
@@thisisluxion It was too far, but the teacher should have talked to him in private about his grades rather than using it as a lesson. It's never okay to shame someone for their grades OR share it without their permission. I know he meant it as a lesson, but you have to realize that class clowns are "funny" most likely because (sadly) they don't get that same attention at home. They try to be rambunctious and *out there* so people pay attention, so him having bad grades was a result of that, and so the kid was probably humiliated, this is a teacher-to-student talk not a class talk. They were both in the wrong here
When I was in 8th grade I had English with a this kid who was constantly cutting up in class. He was funny, but in a mean way. As a medium-sized, introverted kid I was the butt of a bunch of his jokes and pranks although there were a lot of kids who were targeted more often than me. We had ‘reading time’ in this class and it was absolutely silent. He had brought a bag of little rubber bands and decided it would be really funny to snap one on my ear - which hurt like blazes. I yelped and grabbed my ear, and got scolded by the teacher while everyone behind me who saw it happen was snickering. Everything settled back down and when it was back to being quiet in the room, he did it again... and then again... and then on my neck. My vision got red and I turned around and yelled, “Don’t do that again!” So he stands up and says “or what? What are you going to....” He didn’t finish because I hit him hard enough in the face that it knocked him backward and he fell over his chair. I was standing over him and yelling something in this weird, angry, strangulated voice. Then the teacher put herself in between us and I backed off. I was all shaken up afterward, shivering like I was freezing and trying not to cry. We got sent to the principal and both got suspended. I was at cross-country practice several days later and the coach, who was my science teacher, says “I heard what happened and you gave LB a black eye.” He seemed inappropriately approving of my hitting another student which left me a little unsure of my footing. He grins and asks, “Did you really tell him if he got up you would end him?” I was just looking at him blankly. I had no idea what I had said. One of the girls on the team who was in my class piped up with, “No! He said, ‘If you even think of getting up I will put a fucking end to you!’” A bunch of the kids there chuckled and they were nodding. I was gratified by the apparent admiration but I was also embarrassed as hell. All I could think of was the built up rage and shame of letting myself be picked on until it got out of hand coming out of me in this weird, awkward voice that didn’t sound like mine. It had felt like gibberish at the time. After warm-ups I remember starting to run and trying to make sense of the incident and people’s reactions. The only thing I could come up with was a vague sense of relief that during that moment of adrenaline and anger I had said something coherent and appropriately threatening and I had not actually started spewing gibberish like the kid in the Christmas Story movie when he flips out and gets in a fight.
@@jonahblack6675 he punched the kid who made mean jokes, snapped a rubber band on his ear and neck and the bully got knocked across thd chair and they both got suspended
@Hamster Pile *the wasps then fly into the child's body, using it as a nest until the child's body explodes and a bunch of human-wasp hybrids come out*
@Hamster Pile At this point, our wasp gods killed off 90% of humanity and only allowed the remaining 10% of humanity to live in complete servitude. Is this merciful or a fate worse than death? I don't know. I once heard a story of a man who formed a rebellion to fight back. But the wasp overlords made an example out of him by stabbing him in the back with a stinger. His body swelled up and exploded in a mixture of pus and blood. I don't know what happened to the rest of the group. They either succumbed to the same fate or were carried off to be fed to the queen. I think they had even learned how to assimilate other beings. There was a man who was unfortunate enough to survive a sting somehow. Before he was stung, he said many negative things about the queen and was even planning a rebellion of his own. Of course, the wasp gods found out and stung him. But I don't think killing him was their intent. After he recovered, he was acting a lot more subservient, as if he lacked a mind of his own. He even once switched on a coworker of mine for simply making a joke about the queen that was mildly derogatory at worst. He was far more aggressive, a stark contrast to the kind and friendly man he once was. I then noticed his hair was falling out and strange sharp black hairs were sticking out of his skin. He didn't even answer when I asked about them, and simply said that I should focus on my work instead. Another time he had gotten a papercut, but the strange fluid that leaked out of the cut. It wasn't red, it was fucking CLEAR. It didn't look like blood, at least not that of a human. Eventually he was complaining about pain in his sides and had been absent for a week. Out of concern, I decided to check in on him. I wondered why the wasp gods did not decide to finish him off. That's typically the penalty for missing out on so much precious work time. I knocked on the door. No answer. Then I heard a high-pitched scream. After a few tries, I finally kicked the door open, and saw something so horrific that it had been ingrained in my mind that very moment. My coworker's wife was laying on the floor dead, her stomach burst open and her entrails spread out, with wasps flying above her and feeding on her flesh. And then I saw my coworker. Two antennae were jutting out on his forehead, his ears and nose had become vestigial, as what he was turning into had no use for them, and his teeth were falling out. And yet, he managed to slur out a few words. "The fuck...my body...h-help..." He then let out a loud cry of pain, and went down on his knees. Two insect wings had emerged from his back, and clear blood was running from the base of them. My coworker then looked at me hungrily, making it very clear that what I was looking at was no longer a man, but a monster. Chunks of his face were falling off his mouth being reshaped to that of an insect's. Two extra arms had then burst out of his sides, and the sticky clear fluid leaking from his new mouth made it more than clear that he was out for blood. I had quickly slammed the door and tried to book it, but one of his young had managed to escape and stung my arm. I'm writing this comment while I still have some humanity and sanity remaining. I've already loaded a shotgun. I'll do whatever it takes to avoid becoming part of the hive mind...
@Hamster Pile They killed my family too...the wasps...those fuckers....my loved ones are either dead or were mutated into human-insect hybrids...I can't succumb to the infection! I can't! I'm only 20 years old! It's not fair! I wanted to become an author when I get older, but that's not gonna happen! What the hell did I do to deserve this? I can't believe it's already 12 years since the outbreak. I had only been 8 years old, and had just been exposed to the apocalypse. I miss the days before the wasps took over, even if I can barely remember them. That was back when I still had hope. Before the incessant buzzing outside my door. Before I learned to hate the colors of yellow and black with a passion. Before I had witnessed many horrific deaths and transformations. Before I had to put my mother out of her misery after she was mutated and had devoured my father. Now only me and my older sister are left, and I've warned her to stay away from me. Not just because of my possible infection, but also my decaying mental state. I weep for humanity. I weep, but then my crying turns into laughter. I go into loud laughing fits until my chest hurts. Why? I believe in the possibility that humanity may have caused it's own undoing. I've heard rumors that these wasps were originally bioweapons created by some sort of shady organization. Admittedly that's a very out there theory, but the events that have happened in the past 12 years have fractured my perception of reality to the point where I'm willing to believe pretty much anything. I'm wondering if you might know something about that. I'm not sure what I am doing, asking questions to a dead man. I'm tired. I'm not sure I can write much more. I just want to go to sleep. For how long? I don't know. I just want to see my parents again.
It reminded me of the joke "May God give long lives to those who passed away." It's funny but when you do it at the point someone died then it's a big no no.
One of the girls in my school catfished a poor guy and put things that he said in quotations on the wall. He literally showed everyone that she claimed to be a 40 year old and used pictures that weren’t of her. It wasn’t even funny, he was a good teacher.
There was a class clown in my 2nd grade year. The funniest thing he did was talk the ENTIRE school day like Donald Duck. Including the warm ups and lessons. Yeah he was a legend
My class clown never really took it TOO FAR, but was always blamed by the teachers and this went for over 2 years, this year he decided to end all that shit and left the school
when i was in elementary school 6th grade, the best drawer in the class, who was also my crush at the time basically taught the class how to draw, i accidentally made mine look horrible but decided to make it worse just for the comedy, i asked her "what if my drawing looks like this?" and my class bursted out in laughter, including the crush when we were done with lunch, i thought of the totally smart idea of putting my drawing over hers, nobody in the class laughed, we are 3 years married and still laugh about it, and i still feel bad about it to this day.
6th grade, there was a mouse. A kid picked up one of those abnormally large trash cans from the corner of the room and threw it at the mouse to cover it. Long story short the edge of the trash can landed right in the middle of the mouse and split it in half. There were mouse guts e v e r y w h e r e. That’s not all, in the teachers attempt to get out of the room away from the mouse, she sprained her ankle and was in crutches for the rest of the year 😬
When I was in Kindergarten I was extremely ill, almost died in hospital. (I was in a wheelchair) I found out in 4th grade that the kid I had a HUGE crush on at the time made jokes about me dying and being in a wheelchair. We were in Kindergarten.
Dunno if it counts, but when I was in Kindergarten, our teacher asked if anyone had anything interesting happen over the weekend. This one short, hyper kid in our class who was known for being a class clown is just bouncing up and down in his seat, hand raised, using his other hand to keep it in the air, so the teacher calls on him: "My dad got arrested!" Our teacher immediately decided sharing time was over and told us it was art time.
Not my class but another class ended up getting our school blacklisted from going on field trips to some battleship tour place because this dude jumped off the battleship after a bet made with him and his dad, he survived but our school's reputation didn't apparently
I was in 7th grade and i had brought my speaker to school to do the Monsters inc theme meme. Me and my friend went into the hall He played the song and right before I cracked the door open and rolled the cylinder shaped speaker into the room. I got suspended for a week because the music was delayed and everyone thought it was a bomb for a minute. I was still considered a legend for the entire month.
true story: in 5th grade when my class waited in line outside the classroom, several of us tried to “pantsy” each other, i quote that because no one really tried that hard. but one kid (sort of the class clown) actually pulled my pants, so i did it back to him. we would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for these 2 girls who were laughing, and the teacher asked them what was so funny. so they told the teacher of course and we got into trouble and i cried cuz i was a good kid who had never gotten into trouble before, but looking back on it its pretty damn funny.
random kid: *sigh* "this class is pretty boring, I wish something intresting would happen." some clown: "makes a cheese catapult with plastic spoon and piece of cheese*; *flings cheese* random kid: *dies*
@@ComicNote How can one have such an allergy to cheese that merely touching it ends in deadly shock? It's almost impossible to believe for me and sounds more like a fake story...
Mobile_Gamer dude, in 4th grade I was making jokes about executing people because something in our class looked like one of those head chopping this, and I made jokes about eating people and for some reason making them into salad, it was funny to people so I guess it worked
i remember once a kid in my class threw a fucking firecracker on the floor. it was a very weak firecracker though, and fortunately nobody got injured. yeah... he got into some trouble.
A week ago we had a group assignment and all the class clowns grouped up together and their whole presentation was the grub hub delivery dance, and set up the grub hub dance music to go with it. That presentation was worth a quiz grade And they each got a zero, except for one of them who actually did their work on the first slide because they have a brain
0:44 thats why you learn stage combat. In stage combat, youre taught that when you fake fall, your head is the last thing to hit the dround. I apply that anytime i fall
XGh0sT 7 I know! He handled it so well. That kid must be some kind of sociopath. I mean, he seemed to have absolutely no remorse for the things he’s done and said. He enjoys it, actually.
Ascorbic acid, vitamin C crystallized, the sour coating on sour candies: I learned here today that the same substance might look like a line of drugs but will erode any mucus membrane it comes in contact with; making it a bloody however nonlethal chemical deterrent. I'm imagining dispersing a crowd with 'sour' instead of 'spicy'-agents, and in my imagination their faces are priceless (Little puckered faces, pacified angst, all frowny squinting sour and embittered) [as contrasted by the weeping rage-quit butt-hurt burnt pepper-sprayed nope-faces] ..menth spray...
When I took my teachers mirror and when she came to take it back, I pointed the mirror at here and I yelled at her “TURN TO STONE YOU SNAKE” and I got suspended
I actual feel bad for the glass door kid, he was just trying to cheer someone up
Ikr?? Seems like a genuinely nice guy who was impulsive and had a brain fart
He should've gone with another concrete wall
Yeah, just kinda being dumb, haha.
THE NEWMAKER his heart is in the right place but his brain was a few miles away...
I know! He seemed like a nice kid that got a bit too impulsive
The glass door kid actually seemed nice, he was trying to cheer someone up. His heart was in the right place, but his brain sure wasn’t in his head.
Ikr. Also about this when i was young I ran at a automatic door thinking it would open before i crashed into it. Boy was i wrong I crashed straight into the door. Lucky i wasn't hurt to bad.
Yeah, cause it was all over the floor
My old boy best friend would do practically anything to cheer me up. One time, he slipped on a water bottle to make me laugh, but ended up hitting his head..I don't know what happened, he just doesn't really talk to me anymore. 😔🤷
The glass was in is head
But the blood was on the floor
sarangtae방탄 aw I feel a bit sorry for you I know how it feels 😕
Although it’s “extreme” , throwing a desk at a wasp sounds funny as hell
yea extreme but the thought of it was funny tho assuming no one was actually hurt
it reminded me of this one section from diary of a wimpy kid, where a dumb student hit the window with a chair to try and hit a bee
Party Jones OH YEAAA
Throwing*
It’s not extreme at all if anything it’s not enough, you see a wasp? You nuke the city. Period.
The story of the kid crashing through a window to cheer a girl up was wholesome af
nothing makes me happier than a bleeding dude with glass fragments in his body.
@@menchik3370 he tried to be funny but failed. It wasn’t his fault that he didn’t know the power of glass.
@@menchik3370 its turned her crying into fear so he did his job and that's all that matters
i was about to tupe that lol
Did he do well? No. But did he mean well? Yes. He prolly ended up traumatizing the girl though, what with all the blood.
"Look, I know you don't like coke, but I'm sure your son did"
WAY TOO FAR
you can never go too far
Yep, way over the limit, I bet that just broke him emotionally, Jesus Christ
When it comes to dark humor I choose to go for the subject and never the individual.
@Neurodox im for humor in general i laugh on a whim.but that didnt make me laugh only get pissed. and i dont get pissed very easily
edit: i am kind of a clown i admit that but i would never take something that far and would be the one kid/adult screaming at him chewing his f*cking ear off
I still laughed
“Bruh your teeth are disrespectful” I’m dead lmfao
Not that funny :/
kiwi :3 I thought it was 🤷🏻♀️
call an ambulance shes dead!!!
@@Gen_222 grow up ffs
@@Timeflies.x eh joke wasnt that immature
Kid who injured himself with the glass to cheer up a crying girl: *no need to thank me*
Zorr0 That’s a good kid but not lookin that well man said 30 stitches!
@Yosyas Dawit, can we get an F
Zorr0 F in the chat!
Carefully, he’s a hero
Creeper Aw man indeed
Also I like your name too
"Bruh, your teeth are disrespectful." I can't tell you how much that made me laugh xD
"Everyone dared him to kiss him as a dare."
I mean, yeah.
Classic Gary.
If they didn't add the as a dare part I would of never thought of it as a dare
they dared everyone to dare him to kiss him
Yes, the floor here is made of floor.
Drilis gun attacks are useful against enemies who are weak to guns
i had a teacher with a really bad stutter and the whole class bullied and disrespected him so bad. i felt so bad for him.
I'll never understand people bullying others for a stutter, like? Just have an ounce of human decency and patience.
QUIRREL .
JJJaybird YASSS PROFESSOR QUIRREL!
@i know you like krabby pattys cC: Holy shit dude did the teacher get arrested?
I had a student like that who was bullied
Teachers need to realize that our bladders aren't always on schedule
MOE EPICZ yessss
Our school has a new rule we can only go ONCE a week! Like c’mon, seriously?
Tf how they expecting you all to hold that in for the whole week that’s a looonnnggg time 🤭🤭😱😱
"Why didn’t u go during lunch"
CAUSE I DIDNY HAVE TO GO DURING LUNCH
No no no...that was my friend's pet who didn't care if we needed to use the restroom. it was bring your pet to school day and my friend brought his pet scorpion for some reason it didn't sting or bite him and the scorpion got out of his cage and went into the restroom I had to use the bathroom so I went in knowing the scorpion was in there...it sat on my foot and looked at me ...but it didn't sting me . I always had a special connection to animals and bugs...
There was a kid in my class that said AND I QUOTE “how do you get followers in Africa? By holding up a glass of water.”
He also mimicked Kobe Brian’s helicopter crashing. That kid had issues.
pretty sure everyone did in gta tbh
thats a normal kid imo
maybe my school is just fucked up but everyone makes jokes like that
those are just funny jokes
I make racist jokes all the time, love dark humour
the one about the son dying from an overdose and mike and he makes a joke about coke! that’s way too far man.
Ikr like how can anyone even crack a joke about a deceased son
Edit:to those who are saying i didn't intentually make a cocain joke
@cool a or anyone
I found the concept of the joke funny but the timing was less then ideal
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Sophia The human 3:11
Imagine dying on the ground and everyone in the classroom laughing at you
*relizies that i was dying on the floor once by chokeing on a peice of food and every one was laughing* cant imagine it :')
@@mhalover4935 realizes* choking* piece*
What a way to go out, knowing no one taking you seriously
It would be annoying because they'd make excuses about It being something you'd do, and that you usually act like it, so it's justified or something.
@@relightingbolt2615
There is a time and a place to correct someone's grammar, this isn't it you little top slice of bread that no one wants
No one:
Literally not a soul:
These people: "And we never heard of that kid again."
For real my school like barely does anything they only get suspended for like 3 days and they come back
Even if they’re dead!!!
well you cant blame them
Hey I’m ur 400th like ur welcome have nice day 🙏🏼😁
DONKEY
@7 you're right
"Look, I know you don't like coke, but I'm sure your son did."-
Holy hell that's dark
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Edit : ok I don’t remember replying this, I think I was either on the wrong replies or just brainless
funny af tho
It was a witty line, though it wasn't in good taste; it would have been hilarious if it wasn't about the dude's son (or if it was told where the dude couldn't hear it). It's true that dark humor is like food in that not everyone gets it, but people generally don't like to see other people get upset; he simply swung at the pitch too early.
@@forgedadversity4854
Dark humour is great but no matter the circumstance that would at least be near the line of unacceptably dark. Though it was hilarious.
I’m perfectly fine with dark humor but dang
The one with the glass door and crying girl would make a great "how I met your mother" story ngl
How I met your mother and do you want to know how I got these scars both in one story
THIS MADE ME CACKLE SO HARD SDBSHDBS
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The “sour powder” on candy is citric acid and it’s definitely not something you should snort. I ate a spoonful of it once to prove that I don’t flinch when eating something sour and after I ate it, water tasted sweet for a solid 30 minutes. I thought I was dying.
At least I proved my point, I didn’t flinch.
snorting it brb
Was this a gang initiation?
Well malic acid but ok
Holy shit my dude!
@@31minutesago definatley, but my brother did it with Smarties.
Imagine just hear a “AHH A WASP” and then a loud crash from the other classroom😂
😂😂😂
XD
I laughed so fucking hard it sounded like a kettle
"oh for gods sake jim not again"
Just another day at school
Mad respect for the kid that decided to piss herself because the teach didn't give her a hall pass.
The kid who smashed through the glass door, did they at least make the person feel better about whatever their problem was?
I think they temporarily forgot about it, I would if I saw that happen
Someone replied to the comment saying "Did it at least make her stop crying?" or something like that. OP said that it did because she was too focused on helping him.
69th like. Also probably.
*SMASHES THROUGH GLASS DOOR* HEY HOW YA DOIN.
@@FuraFaolox
success?????
Girls dad committed suicide
Kid in class said "your dad must of thought you were too ugly to keep living"
Next day he gave her a noose tied with a shoelace and said "like father, like daughter"
Let's just say it ended after that
Some people just don't need to be in school 🤦🏿♂️
not even satan would do that what the fuck that's so messed up
edit: y'all it's hyperboleee
shoelaces are that strong?
Wait what happend im stupid. Wdym it ended
Messed up...
*"I didn't have any friends in class.."* This hit so close to home.
P mom m0
This is litterally destroying my home
Same
i had a small friend group in school these were the kids that playe
Ikr, I had flashbacks
2:45 this one was actually kinda heartwarming, he was just trying to make a crying child happy, unfortunately for him,he whould be left crying too.
yeah..
2:50 So, imagine the scene. You are crying in the school hallways because... idk... your dad hits you or something. Then suddenly, a random guy appears from nothing, makes some weird funny faces, then tackles a cristal door and pretty much dies in front of you, all whitout saying a word. Yeah... HS stuff...
Yes
Did he died? Like died, died?
@@singlehair9952 Apparently not.
I would have pissed myself laughing. The core of good comedy is suffering and misery.
Probably stop and look at him weirdly
Not saying the teacher that told the class about the bad grade deserved that, but he SHOULD NOT have told the class that. You literally don't know what's going on in that kids life, a lot of the time class clowns do what they do because they're struggling elsewhere in life and trying to cope. You NEVER embarrass them like that.
That man doesn't get to react the way he did because he started it. Kid should've just went to the principal, and yes he should get in trouble, but he's a kid, kids don't like doing things like that in fear of not being taken seriously so they do shit like lash out. That teacher should be embarrassed.
Honestly!! I would have just burst out on tears in front of everyone
Nerdy Kittens Seriously ! A few years back a teacher in my county got fired for sending the football teams grades to a team group chat. How is this any different ? He should get in trouble for that.
I've had teachers do that. Had I known they couldn't do that back in middle school,I would have told the principal. It was bad enough the class thought I was stupid but they just reinforced that. I felt like shit
TANG WEI SHUN - Tbh to me it's more about the teacher's wrongdoings. Totally not cool for the kid to say the things he did in front of everybody, I don't think anyone should sympathize for him for being such a snot, but the teacher is a grown adult, he should know better than to humiliate a child in front of his peers. Both of them suck.
my psychology teacher did that to me
it was the begging of the semester, first test i did bad on and he said, "lets go outside so no one has to hear xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
then he proceeded to tell me how bad i did n how i should REALLY think of switching out if i cant handle it WITH THE DOOR OPEN, LOUDLY, right OUTSIDE
like i did bad on one test and your gonna scream at me?
why me?
i switched out of the class because of his bad attitude, into spanish III
don't regret it
The class clown at my school made fun of our math teacher for being an adopted. In case your curious, he said " No wonder your parents abandoned you" and the whole class went quiet. He got suspended and the teacher called in a sub for the rest of the day. Still feel bad for her
The math teacher probobly pissed him off
I had a very good friend in elementary school who's dad passed away before she was able to remember him, she cried a lot about it and my classmates thought it was appropriate to call her an orphan, I was the one with a few others telling them to stop because even as a child we knew the things they said were cruel but I wasn't always there to defend her.
@@sweatyman1234
That’s still no excuse though.
@@aisha5156 ik but people say some fucked up shit when they are mad
@@sweatyman1234
That’s true. But even then sometimes people say sick stuff when they aren’t mad.
imagine you are having a seizure, and the last moment you remember is everyone in the class laughing at you while you suffer...
He ate someone's little brother in a stormdrain.
Pennywise got a suspension for 27 years 👀
...
I did that once
didn’t get it at first
Me neither 😂
The guy who went through the door tho.
Absolute madlad, he did it because someone was crying.
He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
Ngl but if someone did that I would just ask if they are ok then just be surprised they'd do this to make me happy and just thank them
Imagine every time you look in a mirror you see those stitches and get reminded on how stupid you where
Best friend dared to me to stab the guy next to me’s hand with a pencil in ninth grade biology. That’s how I met the best man at my wedding.
Please tell me that, YOU STABBED HER HAND AND NOT THE DUDES
I need additional context.
First day of class my best friend sense 3rd grade and I were sitting together. He dared me to stab the guy on the other side of me’s hand with my pencil. I did. He asked why. I was honest and said it was a dare. After that we all hung out. We became really good friends. I went to his college graduation. He spent a lot of weekends at my house junior and senior year of high school. And he was the best man at my wedding. He was even almost my kids godparent.
@@Azlind Why isn't he your kids godparent?
He decided to go carrier military which means a lot of moving. My brother has a job that keeps him in one place near our family.
The one about the class clown having a seizure is sad.
21:05 This is an example of a "funny teacher" taking it too far. Exhibiting a kid's grades to the class and mocking him for failing worse than everyone else is a really shitty thing to do. What happened to him after that was karma.
true that
I had a teacher in 5th and his 2nd wife had recently died to cancer (both of his wives died to it) and the new kid started making fun of him for being single. We still live in the same town but I've heard from multiple people he brought a butcher's knife to his school after he threatened someone with it.
@@bonkers4226 ... Uhh, ... Ooookay? ...
My Teachers say the names of the failing students tho...
It was a classic case of don't dish it out if you can't take it.
2:50 I'm dead, Just imagine you're crying in the hallway at school and a kid comes running through the glass door next to you
Tbh I would stop so hey I guess it worked out
At least it’s a distraction!
I’d have wheezed then checked if they were dead
I would have laughed, then ask if the person is okay.....because,OUCH
Soy Edgar cuh!
21:06
I don’t understand that when the teacher embarrassed the student everyone thinks it’s funny but when the student retaliates it was “too far”. So making fun a student in front of the while class isn’t “too far. Also instead of getting all pissed he should’ve been the bigger person (no pun intended) and just calmly asked him to leave
i mean the teacher prob has self esteem issues if he’s how the student described. the teacher and the student are both wrong for what they did, but the student did much worse
Mohammad Abdallah
Even if the teacher has self esteem issues he shouldn’t have made fun of the kid in the first place and just told him to pay attention (like a mature adult would do). The kid was embarrassed and he retaliated as he should. Don’t make fun of people if you can’t handle getting made fun of.
@@jayryan210 I agree with u
@@momoseventh the teacher threw a desk across the room, how is what the student did worse?
@@jayryan210 the teacher didn't insult the kid
He just said that he got the lowest grade because he was just messing around and never paying attention
A personal insult is way worse imo
One time I was talking to some friends in English class and my friend said something and I replied with “that gave me cancer, like that gave me straight up leukemia” joking, but my teacher overheard and got onto me and then my friends told me she had a baby that died from cancer (specifically leukemia)
I feel for that teacher.
That's why you don't joke about that until you know
Nexo Light it’s pretty unpractical to ask everyone who might possibly hear the joke if the joke will offend them before asking it
@@vibaj16 Fax
@@nexolight1977 you can joke about whatever you want it's up to you
The kid who got called out on his test scores didnt go too far. Teachers should never publicly ridicule a kids intelligence. Being called stupid like that gives people inner rage.
when i was in year one i drew a picture of a guinea pig because the teacher told us to and i drew a good drawing for a 6 year old but guess what? she laughs at me and calls me out and tells the whole class that i made the worst drawing she has ever seen, i cant believe teachers abuse their power like that
Teacher clearly thought "Hurr durr I can do this because I'm the teacher." and didn't expect to be met with backtalk. :,D
The teacher played with fire, got burned hard. You don't get to be a dickhead just because of your position, some students can easily take off their filter.
my 4th grade social studies teacher said out loud that my work was crap
i consider my self stupid and im happy about it
Once a teacher was teaching us about manatees but I kept calling them “sea potatoes” I was made stand outside for the rest of the lesson
Sea potatoes. That made me laugh so hard.
*sea potatoes*
beautiful
@Jack The Sword of Summer yes
Wait, they aren't actual sea potatoes? xD
@@wolfehneko6136yes they are
Dude who told the class about his grade kind of deserved it.
timestamp?
@@rkm1000 22:14
Yeah!
Exactly. You never know what someone is going through in their life and the dude is just a kid, probably goofing to cope with something and it’s unacceptable to share someone’s grade like that
Ikr the clown is an absolute g
One time this kid in fourth grade kept saying his parents werent married like it was suppose to be a flex. I got tired and said "Your parents arent married because they had you." I was soo proud of my self and still am, Later that year he almost fought me not to mention he did that countless of times with other students.
dont wanna be that person- but probably that comment hurt him inside a lot- just saying
You should have called him a bastard
@@saynata_v
Be that person. This OP commenter is a prick.
@@cormacb2326 fr
What that doesn’t make sense your parents aren’t married because they had you what does that mean like they got married because he was born or maybe your saying he was a mistake like what is the roast
Girl: *crying not having a good day.*
Boy: *Ah yes , I’m going to tackling a glass door for no reason at all!*
He was trying to make her laugh/cheer her up
Pizzo woosh
@@Errupt How is that a woooosh lmao
Pizzo because the person knows that but they’re clearly just making a joke because it was a stupid thing to do
Errupt bruh, a wooosh is for when someone doesn’t get the joke
21:16 I really think it was the teachers fault for that one. you can’t get angry when someone jabs back at you, especially when you shouldn’t have exposed the student in the first place
Yeah tbh they were both in the wrong
@@SweetTikTokLife not really
@@purrinpawz actually yes the teacher was wrong from exposing him and the boy was for joking something like that
@@slaqualquercoisamemo5117 dont dish out what you cant take in
He embarrassed the boy in front of anyone he deserved to have the same done to him
@@afikanto4126 please the things that they both said were not the same. Yes the teacher started the fight, however the kid took it WAAAAAY too far
I mean. Once this kid grabbed the recycling bin and with it, walked straight out of class, school, and literally went home.
That's pretty mediocre tbh, I was actually thinking about taking and hiding one of the school notice boards.
Maybe he just needs a friend
Eh..not that extreme. Kind of random, but not “too far”.
Ice bear_ Mandy thug life
Nice
0:44 THE LEGENDARY KID FALLING OFF THE CHAIR AND CRACKING OPEN HIS HEAD, THE KID EVERY TEACHER TALKS ABOUT
Did you hear the legend of the kid who fell off their chair? It’s not a story the kids would tell you.
ITS THE LEGEND WE THOUGT WAS A MYTH
@@hannahtfdthbkktffrd OMG YES
wasp: *lands on window*
kid: *[DEMONIC SCREECH]* *[THROWS DESK]*
*[DESK CRASHES]*
*Giorno's Theme begins playing*
@@m4z805 Who is Girono? I only know Giorno
what about the window
@@RaeganScarlett Annihilation
@@JuliaCV9 ...?
the wasp and desk is so vine material
Fr tho lmao
Wasn't it in a diary of a wimpy kid book tho?
The Mr. Jensen one reminded me of my english teacher Ms. Jensen
@candymississippi you now them?
Ikr
The title should be
“When did the “class clown” be an actual clown.”
Y E S
Kyoko detective waifu is that you?
@@user-sw6lv1xh5x Yes, yes it is
Not when the class clown brings in a glock-18 to school to shoot everyone with
@David W. same to you sir
Me: hears “a percussionist”
Me: this is gonna be good
I wonder if that kid is still married to the gay kid he made fun of.
Kylie Borghi god damn Gary this isn’t funny any more.
My nigga Gary is gonna tell him how he wasn’t gay and that this whole thing was a dare
ah, good ol gary :)
Gary Oak, back at it again
when the clown goes so far he requires an exorcism
Edit: this like counter needs one too, thanks guys
LMAO
If this was out of context
Tbf, that class clown who was exposed by the teacher was probably just kinda pissed. I would be too. He probably just lost all thought of boundaries and tore the teacher a new one.
Emperor Constantine XI Palaiologos
Yeah. I still think he shouldn’t have said that, but I can’t really blame him unless he said something unforgivable (which doesn’t seem to be the case)
Dangan The Fangan Yeah, he shouldn’t have said it, but I see why he snapped and did. The teacher probably shouldn’t have humiliated him either.
@@rixelpi896 I mean, shaming someone for his grades sure isn't nice, but if the guy was never paying attention and always messing around then it's more as a lesson than something else
Also, what the kid said was way too far
@@thisisluxion It was too far, but the teacher should have talked to him in private about his grades rather than using it as a lesson. It's never okay to shame someone for their grades OR share it without their permission. I know he meant it as a lesson, but you have to realize that class clowns are "funny" most likely because (sadly) they don't get that same attention at home. They try to be rambunctious and *out there* so people pay attention, so him having bad grades was a result of that, and so the kid was probably humiliated, this is a teacher-to-student talk not a class talk. They were both in the wrong here
@@doodleproductions7552 that's right, I agree, but I feel like the kid was "more wrong" because he insulted personally the teacher
“Bruh your teeth are disrespectful” bruh I died XD
When I was in 8th grade I had English with a this kid who was constantly cutting up in class. He was funny, but in a mean way. As a medium-sized, introverted kid I was the butt of a bunch of his jokes and pranks although there were a lot of kids who were targeted more often than me. We had ‘reading time’ in this class and it was absolutely silent. He had brought a bag of little rubber bands and decided it would be really funny to snap one on my ear - which hurt like blazes. I yelped and grabbed my ear, and got scolded by the teacher while everyone behind me who saw it happen was snickering. Everything settled back down and when it was back to being quiet in the room, he did it again... and then again... and then on my neck. My vision got red and I turned around and yelled, “Don’t do that again!” So he stands up and says “or what? What are you going to....” He didn’t finish because I hit him hard enough in the face that it knocked him backward and he fell over his chair. I was standing over him and yelling something in this weird, angry, strangulated voice. Then the teacher put herself in between us and I backed off. I was all shaken up afterward, shivering like I was freezing and trying not to cry. We got sent to the principal and both got suspended.
I was at cross-country practice several days later and the coach, who was my science teacher, says “I heard what happened and you gave LB a black eye.” He seemed inappropriately approving of my hitting another student which left me a little unsure of my footing. He grins and asks, “Did you really tell him if he got up you would end him?” I was just looking at him blankly. I had no idea what I had said. One of the girls on the team who was in my class piped up with, “No! He said, ‘If you even think of getting up I will put a fucking end to you!’” A bunch of the kids there chuckled and they were nodding. I was gratified by the apparent admiration but I was also embarrassed as hell. All I could think of was the built up rage and shame of letting myself be picked on until it got out of hand coming out of me in this weird, awkward voice that didn’t sound like mine. It had felt like gibberish at the time. After warm-ups I remember starting to run and trying to make sense of the incident and people’s reactions. The only thing I could come up with was a vague sense of relief that during that moment of adrenaline and anger I had said something coherent and appropriately threatening and I had not actually started spewing gibberish like the kid in the Christmas Story movie when he flips out and gets in a fight.
one day when I have free time, ill make sure to read ur novel of a comment.
@@jonahblack6675 he punched the kid who made mean jokes, snapped a rubber band on his ear and neck and
the bully got knocked across thd chair and they both got suspended
Keto•tic Should’ve added “Tl dr” too long didnt read
@@shockbladezed2726 Thx for the sparknotes
the ending sounded like some novel poem
Wasp: goes on window
Kid: *So you have chosen chair*
*hurls desk, it smashes through the window, falls two stories and crushes an unfortunate child*
*wasp dose stick bug dance and victory screech as it survived a desk*
@Hamster Pile *the wasps then fly into the child's body, using it as a nest until the child's body explodes and a bunch of human-wasp hybrids come out*
@Hamster Pile At this point, our wasp gods killed off 90% of humanity and only allowed the remaining 10% of humanity to live in complete servitude. Is this merciful or a fate worse than death? I don't know. I once heard a story of a man who formed a rebellion to fight back. But the wasp overlords made an example out of him by stabbing him in the back with a stinger. His body swelled up and exploded in a mixture of pus and blood. I don't know what happened to the rest of the group. They either succumbed to the same fate or were carried off to be fed to the queen. I think they had even learned how to assimilate other beings. There was a man who was unfortunate enough to survive a sting somehow. Before he was stung, he said many negative things about the queen and was even planning a rebellion of his own. Of course, the wasp gods found out and stung him. But I don't think killing him was their intent. After he recovered, he was acting a lot more subservient, as if he lacked a mind of his own. He even once switched on a coworker of mine for simply making a joke about the queen that was mildly derogatory at worst. He was far more aggressive, a stark contrast to the kind and friendly man he once was. I then noticed his hair was falling out and strange sharp black hairs were sticking out of his skin. He didn't even answer when I asked about them, and simply said that I should focus on my work instead. Another time he had gotten a papercut, but the strange fluid that leaked out of the cut. It wasn't red, it was fucking CLEAR. It didn't look like blood, at least not that of a human. Eventually he was complaining about pain in his sides and had been absent for a week. Out of concern, I decided to check in on him. I wondered why the wasp gods did not decide to finish him off. That's typically the penalty for missing out on so much precious work time. I knocked on the door. No answer. Then I heard a high-pitched scream. After a few tries, I finally kicked the door open, and saw something so horrific that it had been ingrained in my mind that very moment. My coworker's wife was laying on the floor dead, her stomach burst open and her entrails spread out, with wasps flying above her and feeding on her flesh. And then I saw my coworker. Two antennae were jutting out on his forehead, his ears and nose had become vestigial, as what he was turning into had no use for them, and his teeth were falling out. And yet, he managed to slur out a few words.
"The fuck...my body...h-help..."
He then let out a loud cry of pain, and went down on his knees. Two insect wings had emerged from his back, and clear blood was running from the base of them. My coworker then looked at me hungrily, making it very clear that what I was looking at was no longer a man, but a monster. Chunks of his face were falling off his mouth being reshaped to that of an insect's. Two extra arms had then burst out of his sides, and the sticky clear fluid leaking from his new mouth made it more than clear that he was out for blood. I had quickly slammed the door and tried to book it, but one of his young had managed to escape and stung my arm. I'm writing this comment while I still have some humanity and sanity remaining. I've already loaded a shotgun. I'll do whatever it takes to avoid becoming part of the hive mind...
@Hamster Pile They killed my family too...the wasps...those fuckers....my loved ones are either dead or were mutated into human-insect hybrids...I can't succumb to the infection! I can't! I'm only 20 years old! It's not fair! I wanted to become an author when I get older, but that's not gonna happen! What the hell did I do to deserve this? I can't believe it's already 12 years since the outbreak. I had only been 8 years old, and had just been exposed to the apocalypse. I miss the days before the wasps took over, even if I can barely remember them. That was back when I still had hope. Before the incessant buzzing outside my door. Before I learned to hate the colors of yellow and black with a passion. Before I had witnessed many horrific deaths and transformations. Before I had to put my mother out of her misery after she was mutated and had devoured my father. Now only me and my older sister are left, and I've warned her to stay away from me. Not just because of my possible infection, but also my decaying mental state.
I weep for humanity. I weep, but then my crying turns into laughter. I go into loud laughing fits until my chest hurts. Why? I believe in the possibility that humanity may have caused it's own undoing. I've heard rumors that these wasps were originally bioweapons created by some sort of shady organization. Admittedly that's a very out there theory, but the events that have happened in the past 12 years have fractured my perception of reality to the point where I'm willing to believe pretty much anything. I'm wondering if you might know something about that.
I'm not sure what I am doing, asking questions to a dead man. I'm tired. I'm not sure I can write much more. I just want to go to sleep. For how long? I don't know. I just want to see my parents again.
Kid: *throws whole desk at wasp*
*I don’t know that doesn’t seem that extreme to me*
public school
I would’ve thrown my bookbag fulled with books, then the desk
@@anokumuffin8305 Not to be a Grammer Nazi, but "fulled" made me laugh for a good 4 minutes.
Stolen from diary of a wimpy kid 🤨🤨
@@finneasmoore no, it was not lmao
Our teacher’s dad died, we had to write our name in a card for him. A student wrote “I hope your dad gets well soon” on purpose.
It reminded me of the joke "May God give long lives to those who passed away." It's funny but when you do it at the point someone died then it's a big no no.
girl i almost laughed at this till i read the whole thing , im so sry 😭
That's just plain mean!
That's not nice....give that teacher therapy and just put that demon in a cage
The class clown broke someones nose for a joke
Thot Destroyer *gets girl pregnant*
“Don’t worry you just walked the prank!”
@@huaraches8934 amazing reply
@@huaraches8934 more like rode the plank if you know what i mean
2:30
Hey at least he tried to make someone feel better!
That one was so sweet
my reaction was just dissapointment and the: aww and he only tried to help!
@Magmatik [GD] idk man ive never thrown myself at a glass wall :v i guess it depends on its thickness or something
That one was just kind-of bittersweet
Chaotic good
"f*cking Gary" broke me
screw gary
One of the girls in my school catfished a poor guy and put things that he said in quotations on the wall. He literally showed everyone that she claimed to be a 40 year old and used pictures that weren’t of her. It wasn’t even funny, he was a good teacher.
Whoever says they're first, I have a blue shell for you
splat the ghost second
First **laughs in russian**
splat the ghost first but I got a super horn, what now?
I'm first
Missed >:D
There was a class clown in my 2nd grade year. The funniest thing he did was talk the ENTIRE school day like Donald Duck. Including the warm ups and lessons. Yeah he was a legend
what happened to him?
Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
Noone! But donald duck!
Now that’s funny.
The “class clown” in my class “accidentally” throw a chair at a teacher
I did that also
Zeraora Gaming, you assaulted a teacher?
@@natef.9127 yea I had anger issues
F
@@marouu_x .....................................
My class clown never really took it TOO FAR, but was always blamed by the teachers and this went for over 2 years, this year he decided to end all that shit and left the school
when i was in elementary school 6th grade, the best drawer in the class, who was also my crush at the time basically taught the class how to draw, i accidentally made mine look horrible but decided to make it worse just for the comedy, i asked her "what if my drawing looks like this?" and my class bursted out in laughter, including the crush when we were done with lunch, i thought of the totally smart idea of putting my drawing over hers, nobody in the class laughed, we are 3 years married and still laugh about it, and i still feel bad about it to this day.
YOU ARE MARRIED TO YOUR CRUSH ?!?!?!
getting married to you *crush*
that's a one in a lifetime thing, my dude
your a lucky ducky
Oh wow-
Aww atleast you have a happy ending
What a flex tho. Congrats on the marriiage, hope u live a beautiful life ;)
6th grade, there was a mouse. A kid picked up one of those abnormally large trash cans from the corner of the room and threw it at the mouse to cover it. Long story short the edge of the trash can landed right in the middle of the mouse and split it in half. There were mouse guts e v e r y w h e r e. That’s not all, in the teachers attempt to get out of the room away from the mouse, she sprained her ankle and was in crutches for the rest of the year 😬
Landon White wtff 😂
🤢🤮
Brother it's a trashbin not a damn grenade
READING THAT MADE ME IMAGINE IT AND SCREAM-
Wtf😂
When I was in Kindergarten I was extremely ill, almost died in hospital. (I was in a wheelchair) I found out in 4th grade that the kid I had a HUGE crush on at the time made jokes about me dying and being in a wheelchair.
We were in Kindergarten.
That’s heartbreaking. Glad you’re okay :)
@@jennytutone4377 Nigga said that was back in kindergarten no shit hes ok
@@silverdaman9948 Your comment is unnecessary to use swears
they’re just being nice no shit
The teacher at 21:20 deserved that. you don't call out a kid in front of the class like that. It teaches them nothing.
7:54 coming from a percussionist, when i heard that a percussionist raised their hand i knew it was too late
Just commented that. Yep, ofc it was a percussionist.
(Hello there fellow percussionist)
Some of the Taiko drummers I knew in secondary school were pretty dodgy.
Us percussionists can really just go brain dead for a few laughs sometimes can’t we
What does percussionist mean
@@sweatyman1234 someone who plays a instrument such as drums, cymbals, ECT. But not flutes, clarinets, guitars, ECT.
“Bruh your teeth disrespectful”
🅱️ruh
🅱️ruh
🅱️ruh
🅱️ruh
🅱️ruh
When some ghetto girl in my class started throwing highlighters at people
Relatable
Some girl in my class meant to say can I have a highlighter and instead said can I have a lighter.
The highlight of the day
Randy Smith ahhhhhhaha
Ghetto kids can go straight to the fucking ghetto.
1:18 Someone asked “was it big” and OP replied “it was large,yes”
Dunno if it counts, but when I was in Kindergarten, our teacher asked if anyone had anything interesting happen over the weekend. This one short, hyper kid in our class who was known for being a class clown is just bouncing up and down in his seat, hand raised, using his other hand to keep it in the air, so the teacher calls on him:
"My dad got arrested!"
Our teacher immediately decided sharing time was over and told us it was art time.
BrokenHedgehog lol
Not my class but another class ended up getting our school blacklisted from going on field trips to some battleship tour place because this dude jumped off the battleship after a bet made with him and his dad, he survived but our school's reputation didn't apparently
Daniel Staples what ship was it?
@@corey_the_bird3086 I can't remember, I think the place was battleship Bay or cove somewhere in Massachusetts or at least new England
Daniel Staples oh i figured it would have been uss Wisconsin or something
Basically a "rule made because of me". Idiots.
Dude, you sunk our battleship...visitation privileges!
I was in 7th grade and i had brought my speaker to school to do the Monsters inc theme meme. Me and my friend went into the hall He played the song and right before I cracked the door open and rolled the cylinder shaped speaker into the room. I got suspended for a week because the music was delayed and everyone thought it was a bomb for a minute. I was still considered a legend for the entire month.
👁👄👁
Sorry, that's your freinds fault for messing up. Your both legendary tho.
R/madlads
@Mario Calel I know he's such a mad lad he is a double mad lad
r/themaddestmadladthatevermadladded
The one with the son dying from an overdose is just messed up. Poor teacher
Somebody in my sister's school just took down his pants and pooped and the hallway
*Sounds more like a mad lad*
Someone in my middle school smeared shit all over the boys bathroom wall... it was bad like we lost all of our Privileges
Some kid took a shit in a sink in the boys bathroom
I remember someone genuinely shat in the urinal like that south park episode
@@sweetasterium 👁👄👁
@@sweetasterium lmao some kid took a massive shit in one of our urinals
10:41 "I would have punched it."
LMFAOOOO
I will have to say it is so small it is tiny then a pea
Abby Corlazzoli Good luck finding it
Same
3:02
Why can I Imagine a wasp pulling a spider man and jumping from shard to shard of broken glass
Why am I dying after reading this?
That made my day
true story: in 5th grade when my class waited in line outside the classroom, several of us tried to “pantsy” each other, i quote that because no one really tried that hard. but one kid (sort of the class clown) actually pulled my pants, so i did it back to him. we would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for these 2 girls who were laughing, and the teacher asked them what was so funny. so they told the teacher of course and we got into trouble and i cried cuz i was a good kid who had never gotten into trouble before, but looking back on it its pretty damn funny.
Teacher: publicly ridicules student
Student: does the same
Teacher: :0
Poop :0
:0
random kid: *sigh* "this class is pretty boring, I wish something intresting would happen."
some clown: "makes a cheese catapult with plastic spoon and piece of cheese*; *flings cheese*
random kid: *dies*
@@Vilmnitzer The kid in the stpry died cuz he went into a sort of deadly shock and the school handled it poorly.
@@ComicNote How can one have such an allergy to cheese that merely touching it ends in deadly shock? It's almost impossible to believe for me and sounds more like a fake story...
@@Pe6De look it up then
nigga dies from cheese touch
@@hugotollan3332 this morning on yt , i ended up lol reading your comment
21:00 i did NOT see that coming
I actually know a kid you brought a knife to school multiple times and a small Flame thrower
when I was in 4th grade a kid brought nun-chucks and broke a wall trying to hit a kid
Mobile_Gamer dude, in 4th grade I was making jokes about executing people because something in our class looked like one of those head chopping this, and I made jokes about eating people and for some reason making them into salad, it was funny to people so I guess it worked
Well... Welcome to America, I guess?
i remember once a kid in my class threw a fucking firecracker on the floor. it was a very weak firecracker though, and fortunately nobody got injured. yeah... he got into some trouble.
A week ago we had a group assignment and all the class clowns grouped up together and their whole presentation was the grub hub delivery dance, and set up the grub hub dance music to go with it.
That presentation was worth a quiz grade
And they each got a zero, except for one of them who actually did their work on the first slide because they have a brain
I made way funnier ones
Someone on Reddit: asks a question
That one person: let me tell you my life story
Or someone replies to one comment and starts with "Story time!"
soyboys
More than half of these end with “and we never saw him again”
there probably just faking it just to make it sound more interesting
Adelina Peer, that's exactly what I said before.
@Arron Cajato get more Reddit KARMA
or to... make it more interesting... like i Said
A good bit of these are fake
Arron Caja they just are I don’t know how to explain it but people make up this type of shit all the damn time
went to the front of the cafeteria, took the mic, yelled “WATCH ME THROW IT BACK” and proceeded to throw it back
@What did I walk into - indeed
@@lillyhutson1207 whaaaat the fuuuuuuu-
@@lillyhutson1207 Wait- WHAT
@@xxnynkev i went to public schools
@@lillyhutson1207 WTF DID YOU SAY LMAO
0:44 thats why you learn stage combat. In stage combat, youre taught that when you fake fall, your head is the last thing to hit the dround. I apply that anytime i fall
4:10 Respect to that teacher for staying calm
XGh0sT 7 I know! He handled it so well. That kid must be some kind of sociopath. I mean, he seemed to have absolutely no remorse for the things he’s done and said. He enjoys it, actually.
At least the kid walked out of the the classroom.
Nathanrude Well yeah, because he was kicked out of the classroom. ? Lol
Kay Laurent He wasn't kicked. He walked out of fear.
@@kelseylaurent i laughed now I feel kinda bad
"Bruh your teeth are disrespectful" Got me CRACKING UP!
"The nun tried to exorcise him"
I would do that as well hes a friken demon
god it haunts me about what the nun said to him in his ear. Like what could make that naughty of a kid burst out crying
His parents only made a clown, the nun probably made him a serial killer.
It's the teachers at many faith schools who're the demons.
Eyekhan24 “you’re adopted”
@@eyekhan2414 "you aren't gonna get oral from me again unless you pretend to cry like the demon got out of you.."
@@ajanigibson486 lol
The one where the student clapped back at the teacher for announcing that he got the lowest grade, I don’t blame the student.
That teacher is the epitome of can dish it but can't take it
@@anonymousartist80 I had so many teachers like that in school. It’s unreal
Ascorbic acid, vitamin C crystallized, the sour coating on sour candies: I learned here today that the same substance might look like a line of drugs but will erode any mucus membrane it comes in contact with; making it a bloody however nonlethal chemical deterrent. I'm imagining dispersing a crowd with 'sour' instead of 'spicy'-agents, and in my imagination their faces are priceless (Little puckered faces, pacified angst, all frowny squinting sour and embittered) [as contrasted by the weeping rage-quit butt-hurt burnt pepper-sprayed nope-faces] ..menth spray...
wow,thats really scary..
Look at Dio Brando over here, trolling people still in 2019
Is there a tl:dr version of this. i read it but makes no sense
Kinda sounds psychotic dont you think
But Vitamin C is unstable, so it's highly ineffective when exposed to sunlight or heat, making it useless for such use as to replace pepper spray.
3:08 I cannot imagine why somebody would do something like that, it is just cruel. I pray for that teacher and believe his son was a good human being🙏
Wrong time stamp
@@erenyeager5902 nah it isnt
3:09*
have wheelchair bound teacher. kid went up to teacher and hit her chair, laughed and said
“you can’t move!!!”
nobody found it funny
Because it isn't, imagine you being disabled... You cant even swim, one of the healthiest and funnest things
Lol
*THEY WILL REMEMBER THAT*
Lol
Bodymovin' bodymovin' bodymovin'
You don't be body moving.
Imagine having a seizure with foam coming out of your mouth and the whole class laughing at you like it was a joke, that would mess me up
When I took my teachers mirror and when she came to take it back, I pointed the mirror at here and I yelled at her “TURN TO STONE YOU SNAKE” and I got suspended
Dan42
That is absolutely incredible
That was mean 😡😡😡
r/thathappened
r/thahappened
r/thathappened
That “bruh your teeth are disrespectful” line was legit funny tho
I heard somewhere on the internet about a drummer that said
“I beat these drums lighter then my kids”
The f$@& !?!!
THE F###
The fufugkgfj !?!!
the
F
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So the teacher thought it was ok to ridicule a kid in front of the entire class, but didnt want any crap himself? Kudos to the class clown.✊