My old job made a rule that you had to raise your hand and wait to be called on if you had to go to the bathroom. Like we were children in school. There was a guy in his 60s that had only been there for about a month. He raised his hand and after 5 minutes no one called on him. It was a factory. He proceeded to shit right there in the floor in front of his machine just to protest. They tried to reprimand him but he went right to the office and told owner of the company that if he kept treating his employees like children then they will start behaving like children... MY FUCKING HERO
I remember when my school tried to ban girls from wearing those those jean shorts or daisy dukes during the spring/summer time so in return us guys made our own and wore them the everyday the following week. They lifted that rule afterwards.
My senior year of high school, my principal enacted a “tardy lockdown.” At the bell, teachers had to lock their doors and kids had to go to the auditorium if they were late. One day, the bell rang while I was outside of my classroom, teachers locking eyes with me, and locking the door in my face. I had to walk to the other side of the very large school to the auditorium, get lectured with 50 other students, wait in line for a pass, and instead of being a few seconds late for class, I was over 20 minutes late.
My school does “tardy sweeps” Usually around two per year. Same thing, all doors would be locked and you had to go to the lecture hall where they would give everyone ISS. (in school suspension) I’m just glad I haven’t been caught in one
Had a math teacher in HS that told us we couldn’t use the bathroom during her class as it was a, “waste of her time” so I would frequently use the restroom before the bell rang for class to start as I wouldn’t have the opportunity for over an hour after. Multiple times I came back right as the bell rang and even though my backpack was in her classroom and I had asked her to go before her lesson started which she replied was fine she still would make me go get a tardy slip which required me to walk across the school same issue. Made me at least 10 min late when I could have been there right as the bell rang. Very frustrating
We had an anonymous bully reporting system implemented. The bullies started reporting their victims because they found out a report was an automatic three day suspension. My principal wasn't very smart...she ended up a janitor in a nearby school after getting fired/pushed out by the school board that same year. She had a lot of other issues (like bad teachers and poor online class liaisoning) so they decided it was time for her to get replaced.
Going to be honest. This rule had very good intentions especially since victims are very scared of standing up for themselves in fear of making things worse but of course someone had to use this against them like an asshole
At my school a lot of students would show up late in the morning So to combat this they set up a system where you go to the office and they charge you 5 dollars for anyone that was late and the teachers as soon as the bell rang they locked the doors and any kid that was 1 minute late had to pay the fine and if they didn’t they would charge it to the parents account. More than half of the school had at least 300-1000 dollars they owed most students didn’t tell their parents about this because they didn’t want there parents to know that they were late But some kids would pay off the late fee but couldn’t afford breakfast or lunch so most kids would go hungry for the whole day Parents later found out and sued the school and district
Well shit, because of the stoneman douglass shooting, we students who go to school in what I think amounts up to the entire broward county have to wear IDs now in schoo grounds. There's a rule similar to your school in which if any student loses their ID, they have to "pay" 5 dollers to get a new one. Reason why I put pay in quotation marks is because we are reqiured to wear IDs, it's not exactly "paying" because that would imply that we are wilfully buying something. But it's not buying if we have to give money for something that we have no choice in wearing. If parents were able to sue your school and district, I wonder if our parents can do the same with this stupid ID rule.
@@nubgaming1013 maybe students could counter that by referring to the teacher (or the principal) as "glorious leader". two possible scenarios: either the teacher think it through, realizes the connection and changes his/her ways, or continues and proves their point
@@GothicSoldier9000 students are retarded and evil a lot of times, school shootings, knives, and weed or worse. Don't speak about solutions professors come up with while dealing with stuff.
My High school implimented a tardy rule where once the last bell rang, if you came in late you were given a red slip to take down to the office and sign a paper about being late to class. It was basically to shame kids for being late. As you can imagine, most kids just ditched if they knew they were late. Attendance plummeted, as did grades and the rule mysteriously vanished after only a few months of being in effect.
Mattackai Gaming surprised it took them a few months to uplift it, if grades go down the school gets jack shit, so they should have gotten rid of that right quick.
Then you notify the parents no? If it's not working you suspend for some time and if that doesn't work you kick out... In my school you had the right to be late 3 times per semester, if you were more often late than that you would get an extra homework (reading a book and make an analysis of it) or you had to do the dishes of the school during lunch or clean classes after school and let your parents sign your agenda where the lateness was written down. if you had six you would be suspended for like a day or two and your parents had to come to school and if you continued they would gently make sure you (and your parents) understood it would be preferable for you to change schools... so yeah and we were a normal school not a very strict or private one. sorry for the english it's not my first language.
@@morganeh2153 so unpaid labor for dishes, policy that relies upon circumstances (if you get a mild case of the flu, it would likely break this...let alone depending upon how strict the methods are (like only a few seconds or a minute late), and unpaid extra work for the employees that is not monitored... what could possibly go wrong? did your school really say that they wanted kids who actually showed up to class(albeit late) to go to a different school?
@@nathanielbass771 if often late yes. Those were the rules you AND your parents signed every year. As for unpaid labour, if you get punished at home you have to do shores too it's the same really. The rules haven't changed btw. And late well the school closed its doors at 08h40 wich is when the bell rings so if you came at 08h41 you might get lucky and they still see you and let you in otherwise nope and it's the main enterance with a note and for class, well as long as you werent more than 5 min late it was ok really. Only one person ever got told to leave for that reason when I was there. I don't know but when I hear stuff like constant tardiness and other I don't get it it just rarely happens in my country. And those punishments aren't really harsh as you have loads of chances.
My school was the size of a small college plaza. They asked middle schoolers to cross property in 5 minutes even though they had no reliable way to cross the property with rubbing shoulders. Each class you were late to was a tardy 3 tardies resulted in dention. All of my schools had similar processes. The state fixed the absence loophole to my highschools policy we figured out it was better to miss than be late. I was graduated at that point.
4:00 As a veteran, I knew this would go wrong the moment it came out of his mouth. There are literally people in this world who wouldn't survive unless someone told them to do something to the letter of the word and most of them decided to join the military.
This is EXACTLY why I stick to myself and call my own shots in my life.I trust NO ONES judgement better then my own after really really getting to understand how shallow most peoples depth of thinking is.How some people let others with zero competence dictate their lives is beyond me.
Now to be fair... a lot of us are used to our supervision WANTING us to do exactly what they told us to do. Like at one point our production (Aircraft maintenance here) wanted us to compile a list of everything we could conceivably need if ANY thing broke on an aircraft. The reason being that they wanted to make a mobile fly away kit for when we weren't at home station with every part, tool, or ground equipment we'd need. Now naturally doing this to a T was ludicrous, but being in the military, we shrugged, and just made a list that might as well have said, "A flight line and an age yard." We need 4 engines in case they go bad, a truck with a trailer hitch for this inspection, aircraft stands, test stands that weigh upwards of 2 tons, a genie lift, you name it. Surprised no one put airplane on their list to be a smart ass.
My school made many rules that were direct results of me and my friend group, including not being allowed to sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" in school, they did away with the rule when we created the much more obnoxious and long "99 bottles of child appropriate beverage on the wall".
"We got rid of the couch in the break room and so started loosing the stoners in the warehouse as they started sleeping in places that we couldn't find" 😂😂
It sort of sounds like Fairfield, Pennsylvania when they tried to cull the children into getting healthy since anorexic and bulimic people were being hospitalized and the gym teachers made it mandatory that everyone gain an extra 50lbs.
The school I went to just had nesrely every site out there blocked including UA-cam. Didn't stop people finding ways to by pass this though, except all computers also had teacher monitoring on with flag logging for keywords. It was so hard to do research.
"No backpacks in the halls between classes" Alright, which genius had that idea and then didn't immediately follow up with "wait a minute that is the single stupidest thing ever conceived"?
But is the prank not pretending that there will be a prank? For real though I loved this idea. My high school did a similar thing and I honestly wish we'd have come up with the anti prank.
After 334 likes & not a single comment, i’m gonna say that whoever that person is should meet me, i can turn it into an hour long presentation because my entire brain is filled with that shit of “what can i possibly do to break a rule that doesn’t exist for the sake of comedy”
reverseroundhouse no shit, what does that have to do with anything 😂 there’s small towns and shit like that around my area too and they do similar things, I was just surprised by the sheer number of people that show up to a high school football game
We had a zero tolerance policy at my school. One kid was beat up and told he was being suspended. In response to this he punched the bully in the face on his way out, saying "If I'm being punished for fighting, I might as well throw a punch". Didn't change anything unfortunately
The rule is mandatory to get funded. The logic is that the fear of expulsion outweighed the desire to bully/fight. Instead, it creates an environment of victims who are scared of defending themselves.
@@q-tip4723 funny that they would try it. zero tolerance has failed in every society to ever try it XD I forget what civilization it was...they had a "no crime or we chop your hands off or throw you in the river sort of thing" so basically, anyone bold enough to do it still did it and people could be held hostage by there being no means of proof, or that anyone who could swim could counterclaim their accuser
I know I've already said this, but one time, my school shut off the water. A bunch of rust appeared inside the pipes. When my teacher tried to get some water, a mixture of rust and water shot up in the air and my English teacher thought that day was a doomsday.
The school banned skirts as they complained that they were getting shorter and shorter, and not appropriate for school. As the school had two separate uniform policies, one for girls and one for boys, this meant girls could no longer wear skirts. Dozens of boys turned up in skirts the next day.
Elijah Hodges I don’t mind them but they are a certain style and fly up in the wind (which is common) and the senior ones ride up the thighs and the under lining comes out.
In my school, if the board of education tries to pass a stupid fricking rule, we kids would just ignore it. They can't tell us what to do if we all retaliate, and we don't give two shats about them.
My old school made kids take the caps off of every bottle purchased from the lunch room - water or not - as a result of the whole water bottle flipping/challenge thing. Not too long after this happened, a ton of kids would “spill” their drinks, hoping that they would stop taking the caps off of our bottles. The staff HATED this, but were reluctant to give us our caps back. After enough time went by (and after kids learned to flip their bottles upside down on the table, with the drink still in it) they finally ended up changing the policy. I understand their annoyance with the whole water bottle flipping thing but there were much better ways to handle all that. Also if you’re wondering, the people who made sure *you* were the one typing in your lunch pin were the ones that took our caps - one by one, as we were being charged for our lunch.
@TheTrueGamer66 the school I went to put a fake cctv camera inside the boys bathroom. One of those black round dome ones. They didn't say it was fake ofc, but people found the screen with the cameras and it wasn't on there. But after they put that there, I never went in again just incase. It couldn't see into stalld but it was above and would probably see the top of your head if it were real. This was done to deter big groups if people going in to vandalise and cause a mess or block other people.
Pretty sure that's illegal and if someone was to obtain proof of that and report it your school would get in trouble. (Principle at the very least gets canned)
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I had a teacher who started with "No bathroom during class. You will go before" We got five minutes between classes. My school at the time (they built a bigger one that we moved into the next year) was a large, very disorganized maze. If you went to the bathroom before class you were going to be late if your class was in a different building. So me, the asshole I am, went before every single day and showed up late by like three minutes. When she went to write me up, I casually mentioned I'd just tell them that she bans us from basic bathroom rights. I'm entitled to pee when I need too. My class is an hour and fifty minutes. So she backed down and got rid of her rule. Edit: I should also mention she had a rule that if you were late, she'd lock you out of the class. I'd bang on the door until she let me in.
Mephala Le Triste my school thinks three minutes between classes is enough time to get your books, get to classroom, and go to the bathroom if you need to go
@@Grapie7 Schools are stupid. Five minutes wasn't enough for us even. We had too many students which is why they built a new one. The new one was over three football fields long and they gave us seven minutes then because some kids literally had a class on one end and one all the way on the other right after.
@@colatheprotogen3744 most schools are legally required to have reinforced entryways including classroom doors. They are literally prisons where you can't even open the door if you shoot it
That sounds a lot like my middle school. Any attempts to bring the student body together caused an increase in mockery. Most of my classmates snickered when someone suggested they be nice to their peers.
We have zero tolerance at my school and basically this is how it goes Kid1 starts beating up kid2 for a rumor that kid1 thought kid2 started but actually didn’t Kid2 isn’t getting suspended for no reason and fights back. Fight escalates a lot more than it would have in the first place and more people get hurt trying to stop it. :T yes, very smart
At my school (really only during the winter) if the weather was bad and everyone came I late because of it they would just cancel out the tardy, so some days we would mass plan on social media to not show up until 9. Good times
Path ; lol we got away with it like 7-8 times in the winter our senior year. Good times. School has gone to shit since tho some kid threatened to shoot it up and now it’s run like a jail lol
We had a teacher who tried that too. One student pissed on the teachers desk in class on purpose the week before his graduation. He defend himself with "if you won't let me go to the toilet you have to take the piss." Next year the teacher + this rules was gone.
I remember still asking to use the bathroom the teacher said no so I ran to a trash bin and took an emergency shit. Another rule that tries to ignore normal human function.
I remember in elementary school when the principle announced on the intercom that all Pokémon cards and games were banned from school. We all brought them and played with them anyway. When they started confiscating them, we brought Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead.
Once in my school they started confiscating stuff and not returning it to the students, so this one girl decide to call the police and report the teachers for stealing her stuff. The police actually came, and the day after every confiscated item was returned to their rightful owner
My school didn't allow any wifi connection for students. The only access to the internet was through Ethernet connection on the school computers. And it was heavily monitored with most websites blocked. Although I knew the password to the school WiFi connection when I was in my first year. It was 0505050505. I found out from another student when I started the school and it worked and of course I told others. A few years later they changed it though.
My school banned boots for like two years but then literally the entire school created a petition to bring them back. When that was ignored for like the 12th time we made them explain why they banned boots. They just stayed quiet for like 5 minutes and we all just stared at them waiting for an answer but they never said anything. The next day we were allowed to wear boots again.
@@fitzgamer9992 Its when you try to stop a behavior and end up drawing way more attention to it than if you had just ignored it. The end result is that in trying to stop something you end up making it happen more.
Child psychology actually encourages you to do essentially the reverse. Basically you punish them the first time praise them for being good and ingore them for minor things eventually the kids realize they can get what they want by behaving. A lot of child psychology is listen to them be human.
My heart actually breaks hearing some of the meaningless rules for high schoolers. Because I know it doesn't end there. You'll get only slightly more freedom in college or complete assholery if you go straight into job or military. Where adults are told when they can or cannot use their phone, when they can go eat, who they can and can't talk to, etc. A lucky some don't get stuck there tho
Unrelated but there’s this kid at my school who’s so godly. If the teachers collecting homework he would say he left it in his locker and he would be out in the hallway doing the homework before coming back to hand it in. I have so much respect for him lmao
yeah, something similar happened to me. One bully attacked me, we fought, and when we got to the principal, the asshole decides to punish me, because " I think you attacked him, you look really angry" NO SHIT SHERLOCK, OF COURSE I'M ANGRY, I'M BEING PUNISHED AFTER BEING ATTACKED BY A SHITHEAD IN A SCHOOL WITH CAMERAS YOU CAN CHECK, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!!
“Everyone has to clock on at the exact moment they are scheduled. No leeway” I know that seems reasonable; until you realize there were (at least) ten hourly employees scheduled at the same time (at any given moment) and only one time clock for everyone to use. They went back to giving a three minute window after less than a week.
"Everyone has to follow their schedule to the letter" stopped after they realized all 3 of us were on lunch at the same time and couldn't do the one thing they need us always available for
At my old high school there was only one way in and one way out, it was right next to a middle school so everyday their was alot of traffic but my school insisted that students got there on time or they would take away events like prom and homecoming, everyday theyre are at least 100-300 tardy people and yet they refuse to change theyre rule. I had at least 30 tardies a semester
@MIONTOMARU How could you sue them, sue then for what? Surely the solution is within the pupil's control, that is to turn up earlier as from the first day of school onwards you're aware of the bottleneck issue so should adjust your timings accordingly?
@NoodleNoggin While it would make sense to arrive earlier, most kids rely on buses to transport them to school, so they have to arrive at the exact same time every day. There is no option to arrive earlier unless they are in the minority where their own a car or have parents drive them.
They tried stopping us from crossing into the middle school they built in front of the highschool BUILT 20 YEARS AFTER THE HIGHSCHOOL that's also too croweded to begin with.
If my school ever implemented zero tolerance, I would walk up to a staff or the principal and slap them and then be like “how dare you get into a fight?! You should be ashamed of yourself for breaking your own rules!”. Alternatively, bring a friend to the principals office, attack them (if they agree before hand), and then angrily demand they be expelled for being in a fight. Or tell the staff that if they don’t lift it you will slap every single student in the school work until everyone is expelled, effectively shutting down the school. Ha!
In my primary school we weren't allowed nuts in case someone was allergic. Nobody was and I kept bringing them to school because my dad didn't give a shit
At my school, it's a middle school and teachers want students to learn. They allowed only 4 times to use the bathroom during the year, they wouldn't let you go after 4 times during class. So during transitioning between classes (4 min break time) everyone filled the bathrooms, teachers refused to remove the rule. And now it was a huge problem because everyone was late to class, the bathrooms only have 2 stalls and there is 300 students. And there is 10 bathrooms
In Middle School, the school I went to banned girls from wearing leggings to school. In protest, every girl at my school wore leggings the next day. Not even 3 days into the protest, they repealed the rule
@@natev5831 Mine was a bit bigger, but these feels are real. My class was the biggest the school had in decades, so big in fact they split is into an A and B class. Number of kids in the grade? About 25.
@I suck pls help I wish you luck my dude, my small home town is on the verge of death due to everyone leaving. The nearest wal-marts now almost an hour away and there are practically no jobs in the entire county. I only hope that Elon Musk can step in here with Star Link and at least give rural kids ONE reason to stay in their rural communities.
My high school had a rule where if you failed to turn in homework multiple times you got detention. I had seizures, a pretty bad learning disability for math, and my anxiety about getting homework done made me decide to calm my nerves by reading instead. Every single time. I read so much, teachers complained to my parents that I tried to read in class instead of listen to their lessons. So I was sent to detention once for not turning in homework and I was happier than any other kid in there since it meant I got 2 hours of free time to read in peace.
My school had lockers, enough for half the school, but they were reserved for 6th formers (highest 2 years of secondary school), which from a school of 1500 made up approximately 60 students. I asked for one, got refused, and the lockers just sat there gathering dust.
In my school, the lockers were all outside and so tiny, you couldn't fit a backpack or a normal sized bag in. They were more like small safes, but made of plastic and aluminium with rubbish locks and holes in the tops of them so they got damp, wet, and couldn't fit anything much. So people used them to horde food inside and stick rubbish in and no one actually used them. You also had to pay for these might I add. They just became areas for people to hang around in and vandalise so they began disappearing.
My school we were forced to never wear sweaters or jackets in school and to put it in their locker. My problem with that is that I didn't get a locker until the end of the fucking school year. So during the winter I had to carry my heavy winter coat with me everywhere (I lived over a mile away with no one to take me to school) and I couldn't fit it in my bookbag because it consists of all my books, School Laptop and homework and gym clothes. So the fucking coat was not going to fit in there. And don't get me started on how they had a Dress code for shoes as well, my boots weren't the right color so they'd right me up for it, I can't fit my normal fucking shoes in my bookbag because of all the school shit it needs to hold. And of course, people were making fun of me including the teachers who asked "why don't you just put it in your locker" after I give them the same exact response. I would also forget my coat in a different class sometimes so I'd be spend a while looking for it which makes me late to another class. Eventually everytime after Gym ended I never changed back cuz of how fucking packed my bag was, all staff members included principle would just let it slide for the next few years. But holy fuck they could've given me a fucking locker sooner
I’m my school we have something called “flex” it is a free period where you go and do work in classes or read. Our school saw that 12% of students failed this year so they moved flex from the end of school to the beginning turns out that a free period in the morning lead to people not coming to first period because they were still sleeping. They still have it in the morning.
My school stopped letting girls wear those scrunchie things so all the guys bought one and started wearing them on our arms and pretty much all the guys got in huge trouble, but the problem is when you have around 40 guys in a waiting room most of us could leave
11:14 My school has a new rule this year that sweeps the hall *immediately after the late bell* and they make you go to the cafeteria/auditorium where you have to fill out a form. Every question on the form is a self-incriminating statement. Basically people use it to legitimately skip class since we cant leave till we fill out the form and they cant take us to a principles office since it isn't high enough on the discipline ranking XD
The Rattlesnake one is simultaneously horrifying, astounding, and hilarious. I hope the guy's alright, but to actually keep a rattlesnake in a firm hold like that while under attack by the same snake is an impressive feat, and I can only imagine what was going through the snake's head. "H-Hey! Biting you is not an invitation to cuddle me, what the fuck are you doing and HOW?!"
So , at my old school ( left after last year bc I moved ) they apparently banned backpacks . Bc of the year prior they had a drug issue ( kid got arrested for selling weed , school got in trouble ) and everyone was pissed , bc the lockers where so old , that the locks where really hard to unlock in the 5 minutes we had , and run to the other side of campus for class . So a lot of us just kept everything in our backpacks . Everyone went wild and took to insta when they found this out and the kids put up a pation to cancel it . I guess ( I didn’t go there this year , so I learned from getting told . ) that everyone brought backpacks anyway and they got confiscated. So they brought these big ass purses and bags and shi just to carry it . The school brought backpacks like 2 months in because it was easier to sneak things in through the bags . They also banned tampons , but that’s a different story .
5:52 Fun Fact: There was a time when students would carry books to and from school by putting a belt tightly around them to hold the books together, then they would sling the books over their shoulders and hold the belt at the front. I've seen this numerous times in old comic book stories. This method of carrying school books has never been commented on in any of the stories, which is why I believe it was copying real life. It was just accepted as *the* method of carrying school books, many years ago.
In my gym class we play that game called Pinball. Except that they made it so if you made a ball into the basketball hoop on the opposite side then everyone who was out is brought back in.
Yeah. They told us we have to “dodge the fist and immediately come to an adult”. Listen, I know that my dean has some sort of spider-senses, but I’m pretty sure NONE OF THE STUDENTS HAVE A SECOND PAIR OF EYES STITCHED TO THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD, AND NEITHER CAN THEY READ SOMEONE ELSE’S MIND
@@andrewe.2464 sometimes it is straight up insane with how it works with ONLY the victim getting in trouble like the time during a rest period after stretches the largest kid took a dodge ball and threw it full force directly at my face hard enough to break my glasses and I was the only one who got in trouble.
A private school I once attended made a "Hit Back" policy, where if one student hit another student, they could tell the teacher and be allowed to hit their attacker back. This rule lasted one day before they did this with a student with severe anger problems, hence why he'd punched one of his classmates in the shoulder to begin with. After being cornered by the teacher and with the entire class watching, the classmate he hit went up and socked him a good one in the chest. I don't know what they were expecting to happen, but at this point, the boy with anger issues just lost it and tackled his "hit backer", breaking his nose and splattering blood everywhere. Needless the say, the rule was lifted almost as soon as it came.
When I was in elementary school we couldn’t talk at lunch most of the time. If we did we would have to pull sticks. I was almost sent to the principals office once because of that rule.
in grade school, I hardly knew anyone. They would move you to another table if you were too loud or in trouble. It's not exactly my fault if you leave without me in a cafeteria filled with hundreds of kids constantly entering and leaving
Tells a marine what to do without being specific...marine follows “suggestion” to the letter. *surprised pikachu* Medic: You were supposed to kill it! Snake guy: oh? You said bring it back.
On the first day of 1st grade and when recess started, we were all running towards the big kid playground (kindergarteners had a playground for them only) my friend Kevin slipped and fell under the stairs and started to cry immediately. I still laugh at that. That was 8 years ago
I don't remember too much, But when I was in elementary school.. we weren't allowed to talk during lunch time.. Or at least we had to whisper.. Like seriously... They had the principal stand up on a podium with a microphone and yell at anyone who talked too loud, and would make them stay after to wash the tables.. One day I was talking to a classmate and I like to dip my French fries into ranch.. she saw and thought I was "playing with my food" and called me out in front of the entire School .. of course Being in second grade.. I start crying out loud and everyone looked at me.. I was pulled out of the lunchroom and I was crying so much they called my parents... My mom came to pick me up and told the principal that it was a stupid rule A week Later.. there was no longer a limit to how loud we can talk.. I think it's because more parents and teachers complained about it.. {Honorable mention} When I was in fifth grade at a different school.. Our teacher gave us 15 minutes to eat..we had 40 minutes of lunch It was our 'punishment' I don't remember why.. but I think it was because we didn't line up on time... that..one..time.. He was really strict...
This reminds me of the missing assignment policy when I went to middle school. If you had at least 3 missing assignments they would keep you at some designated tables all of lunch. The thing is was that if you didn't have missing assignments you were forced to go outside. Yes, There was the exception of library passes but they often would be taken by a braty group of people that wouldn't let anyone else have them. Also it can be incredibly cold during winter. Let's just say that more then half the cafeteria was taken over by us supposed delinquents during the winter. I have no idea if they got rid of the rule. it's been years. Honestly, the reason why I made sure I had 3 missing assignments at all times was because I would have less of a chance of my art work getting wreck due to bad weather and why go hunt for a pass that's probably already taken when you can guarantee that you don't have to go outside by just having a few missing assignments? (those assignments I actually had done but refused to turn in.)
1:37 You know, if people are 5 minutes late all the time, there's a very strong possibility that, you know, *you're just not giving people enough time to get from class to class.* Plus, whoever had the bright idea of banning the use of lockers was an idiot: At eight classes a day, and each book weighing around 5 lbs, that's 40 lbs of books, plus notebooks, pens, etc, so you're demanding that students lug 50 lbs worth of stuff all day long, including to lunch.
Not that big of a deal, but had a college professor who taught a 9am class...at a commuter college...and blew a gasket if you showed up late at all (I lived 45 minutes away, and parking was impossible most of the time). Literally came in 5 minutes late once, real quiet, sat in seat closest to the door. He threw a fit and went to break early, then told me if I get there and the door is closed, just wait UNTIL THE TOP OF THE NEXT HOUR to come in. So if I'm 5 minutes late, he wants me to miss 55 more minutes. So, from then on, if I was late, I just didn't come at all. Still passed the class and didn't have to deal with a control freak in a college class. I graduated. He quit one summer and even other faculty don't know what happened to him.
When I was in high school we got too much homework. A rule was introduced that late assignments would not be tolerated nor would extensions on deadlines and detention would be given. The entire year level received detention once due to the impossibility of completeing all of the homework on time.
On standardized testing days all students were only allowed to bring certain items to school. One permitted item was a so-called "pleasure book", by which they meant a novel or the like. The student body had a field day with the term and it often caused giggle-filled discussion during times when they were supposed to be reading their said "pleasure book".
This one teacher I had always scolded me in front of the class for putting on chapstick, telling me “this isn’t beauty school”... really it’s fucking chapstick you fucking lunatic. She had it out for me. I had horrible pathetic teachers growing up. I think I’ve maybe had 2-3 actually decent teachers in my life that I can remember a few things they taught me that I still use today.
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all of my teachers were so worthless they could be replaced with videotapes. NON-INTERACTIVE ones!
A team I was a part of regularly hired the same actor to play the same character no less than five or six times. One project in particular REALLY raised a few brows because, once the auditions ended, they asked all the other actors to remove their audition files (it was a public audition page, I didn't remove mine because I was a rebel). Supposedly this was to avoid clutter and confusion, but eyes really started darting when someone accused them of playing favorites. The Director replied "There were actually a lot of good auditions and it was a close call." The accuser asked "Can you name a few top-runners?" Then the Director realized that, by having people delete their auditions, he couldn't back up his claim and reverted to the old "my memory is foggy" excuse. I'll bet it seemed like a decent cover to him at the time, but that only made people MORE suspicious of him and his motives. Some actors never worked for him again after that. He has yet to repeat the same mistake, so I guess he learned his lesson.
The school district banned games on their official websites but then there’s a crap ton of unofficial websites which also have the same game so we just played it on there, and then when those got banned we either found more or downloaded VPNs. Then this smart kid found out that the school district computers only applied the new settings after you shut down your computer and then open it up. Like if a game is banned at like 3 pm but you turn off your computer at 3:30 then turn it on at 5 pm, only THEN will the new ban and stuff applied. So people just never shut down their computers so the system never updated, resulting in the remaining games never been banned. It was a waste of electricity charging it a long time and running the computer for forever, but it was worth it. Edit 1: TLDR: ban some of our favorite stuff, were gonna find way after way to circumvent the ban until schools give up
My high school said that “you had to ask to do anything during lunch time” i.e get seconds, bathroom, etc and my high school has a lot of special needs children (non verbal, autistic, etc) I fall into the autistic category. So I got all my friends to sit in the hallway during lunch which is prohibited. And I said when they are b*tching about not in the lunch room I stood up and said “you need to ask US to get us in the lunch room” so they asked and I looked them dead in the eye and said “no”
Just imagine this: Captain: "Jefferson, do you know what snake bit you?" Jefferson: "No Sir, unfortunately not." Captain: "Ok.. well.. gather around everyone!" **Everyone gathers around the Captain** Captain: "Guys, if you get bit by a snake and you cannot identify it, please bringt it back to base, so we can identify it instead and make sure you get the right treatment!" 1 week later **Jefferson walks in with a live rattlesnake that is repeatedly biting his arm while he is standing there** Jefferson: "Sir, I brought back the snake that bit me, just like you asked!" Captain: "Jefferson?" Jefferson: "Yes, Sir?" Captain: "Is that snake still alive and still biting you as we speak?" Jefferson: "Why, yes Sir, why do you ask?" **1 day later the Captain gives new orders, while rubbing his eyes in disbelief** Captain: "Guys.. if you bring back a snake to base, because it bit you- please.. PLEASE make sure its dead before you bring it here!"
if I were a marine, I would be one to do this but not out of just following the orders to the letter but instead because it's somewhat pointless to just kill something. All you need is a bucket or container that's big enough and has a lid...if you managed to catch it after getting bit
Zero Tolerance Policies on fighting. Hadn’t had it happen but it always ends up with the victim severely injuring the bully, and justify it by saying, “I would’ve gotten suspended anyways, so better to make it worth it.”
In my school you would get written up if you came in late, but if you came in at lunch or after you would be counted as a half day which was fine and zero consequences. So when anybody was running late (even if it was a single minute) they’d just not show up and go shopping or out to breakfast or back home to nap and come in at lunch.
My school tried to ban phones. Not using phone during class, just phones in general. They had this old ass man pat us down when we walked through the door. Yeah you can guess what happened next.
5:01 that happened at my sisters school, but honestly nobody cared and were actually relieved. My sis was stabbed with a pencil one time so she was okay with the new rule aswell
Melkior Wiseman Half correct but needs elaboration. Let me explain: You’re right, they don’t hire the undead, And you’re right, the sergeants naturally look like that. But the reality is, they _naturally_ look like that because they have _become_ undead...
Here's a new game for you all, Ball toss, it's basically where two teams line up with a bunch of balls in the center of the room, when the game starts you have to grab the balls and hit people on the opposite team with them, if someone gets hit by a ball, they're out.
Okay, my school enforced a rule where your car couldn’t be so loud as to not disturb the classes. Well, as I’m getting there for gym in the morning my manual (the manual comes in later in the story.) G35 decides to, if I can describe the noise in words, BOP BOP BOP... BOP BOP due to the mods I have on it. Scared the shit out of the officer on the campus and he walks up to me and says “Do you have any firearms in the car?” I said “No” and he fucking yells “Bullshit! I heard you firing your gun in that car!” I then tell him “It was my car.” he again says “Bullshit.”. I start up the car and rev it and sure enough it does it again. Without believing me he enters my car, pulls the handbrake (like it’s gonna reveal the gun in my car) and the car starts rolling. Needless to say he paid for a $450 exhaust system and two bumpers.
We had a "no shorts allowed" policy. Of course, gym class was the exception. I think the school feared "daisy duke shorts" when they were popular- in the 1980s and 1990s. Girls were allowed to wear skirts that were fingertip length (i.e., arms to the side. If it went above the fingertips, you would have to wear shitty sweat pants). Anyway, my entire school- the males anyway- colluded to wear kilts on the same day. We did this for a month. The school met with the seniors and the student government to address the problem. We suggested the ban on shorts be lifted. The school said that they can't do that, as it may offend all 3 of the amish students- no that isn't exaggerated. We came to a compromise. Knee length, which meant it had to touch the knee. Girls hated that. But they got to wear skirts. Edit: the year this happened was 2014, when I was a senior.
"may offend" wtf? there is a separation of church and state for a reason. If it offends them, they will probably not be able to go out in public and "offend" could be used the same way against amish clothing and practices...what lunacy
@@nathanielbass771 Keep in mind, small town school in a city where the Amish live in several pockets. The policies were created by some stuck up prick when the school was built in the 1970s. Since the rule got repealed, there have been no more amish attendance.
The one story reminded me of my great great grandpa, who had actually served coincidentally. My mom and her brothers were on a walk with their grandpa and came across a rattlesnake. This badass grandpa strode forward, grabbed it behind the head, and snapped the vertebrae right behind the skull, killing it instantly.
Lemme just list some of the STUPID rules in my school: -Students aren't allowed to carry their phone (teachers take them if they see them) -No bathroom break first or last 10 minutes of class with a 3 minute transition time -No lockers between classes only in the morning or afternoon. And no backpacks - No jackets -No holes in jeans above your knees THEY LITERALLY MAKE KIDS PUT ZAXBY'S STICKERS ON STUDENT'S JEAND -No drawing on yourself, even if it's just a note to self they have the "right" to write you up
My old job made a rule that you had to raise your hand and wait to be called on if you had to go to the bathroom. Like we were children in school. There was a guy in his 60s that had only been there for about a month. He raised his hand and after 5 minutes no one called on him. It was a factory. He proceeded to shit right there in the floor in front of his machine just to protest. They tried to reprimand him but he went right to the office and told owner of the company that if he kept treating his employees like children then they will start behaving like children... MY FUCKING HERO
What a legend! Must have been embarrassing for him though.
Absolute savage. I salute the madlad.
What an absolute madlad. Bet they removed the policy the next day.
Madlad
Old shitterhand
I remember when my school tried to ban girls from wearing those those jean shorts or daisy dukes during the spring/summer time so in return us guys made our own and wore them the everyday the following week. They lifted that rule afterwards.
Good job my dudes. XD
You saved the wamen
You’re the real allies here. Thank you for your service.
I bet there was a lot of jokey catcalling. :P
excellent, you guys rule
"Stoner guy started sleeping in other places, including in-between walls"
Cartman actually knew his shit wow.
Damn I guess he was right😂😂😂
"marine brings back live snake to hospital"
why does this not surprise me
Marines are known to have the craziest ideas
@Socialist Survivalist I could imagine it's popular at LGBTQ+ events with all the colours!!
No offense to LGBTQ+ and it's supporters btw
@@reedlowl tf
@Daniel Kintigh what does it say about your intelligence that you assume the story was slander when there was nothing insulting in it.
@Daniel Kintigh I mean it could be real, but it could be fake. Only the author knows it's true authenticity.
You need to have permission to go to the bathroom AT LUNCH?
What a joke...
tell that to my school
tell that to my school administrator
* ahem * my school * ahem *
My school...
Tell that to my school
Luckily there's nobody trying to implement any rules out here in my woods
Good for you! You run your own woods!
What woods do you live in?
The bigfoot woods. Look it up.
why do I keep seeing you?
But isn’t it a rule of *nature* that you can’t be clearly photographed?
My senior year of high school, my principal enacted a “tardy lockdown.” At the bell, teachers had to lock their doors and kids had to go to the auditorium if they were late. One day, the bell rang while I was outside of my classroom, teachers locking eyes with me, and locking the door in my face. I had to walk to the other side of the very large school to the auditorium, get lectured with 50 other students, wait in line for a pass, and instead of being a few seconds late for class, I was over 20 minutes late.
@Alyssa Childress Epic bruh moment.
Alyssa Childress
They’re government employees. They were hired to baby sit, not to think.
My school does “tardy sweeps” Usually around two per year. Same thing, all doors would be locked and you had to go to the lecture hall where they would give everyone ISS. (in school suspension) I’m just glad I haven’t been caught in one
My school now lectures anyone caught tardy for 5+ minutes.Get lectured 5 times and you get detention.
Had a math teacher in HS that told us we couldn’t use the bathroom during her class as it was a, “waste of her time” so I would frequently use the restroom before the bell rang for class to start as I wouldn’t have the opportunity for over an hour after. Multiple times I came back right as the bell rang and even though my backpack was in her classroom and I had asked her to go before her lesson started which she replied was fine she still would make me go get a tardy slip which required me to walk across the school same issue. Made me at least 10 min late when I could have been there right as the bell rang. Very frustrating
We had an anonymous bully reporting system implemented. The bullies started reporting their victims because they found out a report was an automatic three day suspension. My principal wasn't very smart...she ended up a janitor in a nearby school after getting fired/pushed out by the school board that same year. She had a lot of other issues (like bad teachers and poor online class liaisoning) so they decided it was time for her to get replaced.
Really goes to show the thought that sometimes goes with some systems with some people.
In theory this could work, but it involves INVESTIGATION!!! You cant just do auto suspensions! How stupid can you get?
Imagine if one bully expelled everyone in one day.
Going to be honest. This rule had very good intentions especially since victims are very scared of standing up for themselves in fear of making things worse but of course someone had to use this against them like an asshole
My school in Utah has Safe UT its an app where you can submit anonymous problems at your school
At my school a lot of students would show up late in the morning
So to combat this they set up a system where you go to the office and they charge you 5 dollars for anyone that was late and the teachers as soon as the bell rang they locked the doors and any kid that was 1 minute late had to pay the fine and if they didn’t they would charge it to the parents account.
More than half of the school had at least 300-1000 dollars they owed most students didn’t tell their parents about this because they didn’t want there parents to know that they were late
But some kids would pay off the late fee but couldn’t afford breakfast or lunch so most kids would go hungry for the whole day
Parents later found out and sued the school and district
Did the parents win?
Apple Seed proof?
Commenting to hear the update
Update us on what happened when the parents sued
Well shit, because of the stoneman douglass shooting, we students who go to school in what I think amounts up to the entire broward county have to wear IDs now in schoo grounds.
There's a rule similar to your school in which if any student loses their ID, they have to "pay" 5 dollers to get a new one. Reason why I put pay in quotation marks is because we are reqiured to wear IDs, it's not exactly "paying" because that would imply that we are wilfully buying something.
But it's not buying if we have to give money for something that we have no choice in wearing.
If parents were able to sue your school and district, I wonder if our parents can do the same with this stupid ID rule.
The belts as a backpack just shows how creativity resurrects old solutions in new generations.
I don't understand why they made him stop. I mean, the books are visible. They can clearly see what he's carrying, and its not a backpack.
@@ElvenRaptor it challenges there authority. They want to be in complete control with no signs of resistance.
@@nubgaming1013 maybe students could counter that by referring to the teacher (or the principal) as "glorious leader". two possible scenarios: either the teacher think it through, realizes the connection and changes his/her ways, or continues and proves their point
If I may add, no it doesn't make sense to not be able to carry a bag for your books between classes. What was that lady trying to accomplish?
@@GothicSoldier9000 students are retarded and evil a lot of times, school shootings, knives, and weed or worse.
Don't speak about solutions professors come up with while dealing with stuff.
The "leg shelves" got me
I need me some leg shelves now
Love those leg shelves
Patent pending
When your school doesn’t allow backpacks so you become a cyborg
@@beet8357 "when youy school doesn't allow backpacks so you become a cyborg." Get nae naed
My High school implimented a tardy rule where once the last bell rang, if you came in late you were given a red slip to take down to the office and sign a paper about being late to class. It was basically to shame kids for being late. As you can imagine, most kids just ditched if they knew they were late. Attendance plummeted, as did grades and the rule mysteriously vanished after only a few months of being in effect.
Mattackai Gaming surprised it took them a few months to uplift it, if grades go down the school gets jack shit, so they should have gotten rid of that right quick.
Then you notify the parents no? If it's not working you suspend for some time and if that doesn't work you kick out... In my school you had the right to be late 3 times per semester, if you were more often late than that you would get an extra homework (reading a book and make an analysis of it) or you had to do the dishes of the school during lunch or clean classes after school and let your parents sign your agenda where the lateness was written down. if you had six you would be suspended for like a day or two and your parents had to come to school and if you continued they would gently make sure you (and your parents) understood it would be preferable for you to change schools... so yeah and we were a normal school not a very strict or private one. sorry for the english it's not my first language.
@@morganeh2153 so unpaid labor for dishes, policy that relies upon circumstances (if you get a mild case of the flu, it would likely break this...let alone depending upon how strict the methods are (like only a few seconds or a minute late), and unpaid extra work for the employees that is not monitored...
what could possibly go wrong?
did your school really say that they wanted kids who actually showed up to class(albeit late) to go to a different school?
@@nathanielbass771 if often late yes. Those were the rules you AND your parents signed every year. As for unpaid labour, if you get punished at home you have to do shores too it's the same really. The rules haven't changed btw. And late well the school closed its doors at 08h40 wich is when the bell rings so if you came at 08h41 you might get lucky and they still see you and let you in otherwise nope and it's the main enterance with a note and for class, well as long as you werent more than 5 min late it was ok really. Only one person ever got told to leave for that reason when I was there. I don't know but when I hear stuff like constant tardiness and other I don't get it it just rarely happens in my country. And those punishments aren't really harsh as you have loads of chances.
My school was the size of a small college plaza. They asked middle schoolers to cross property in 5 minutes even though they had no reliable way to cross the property with rubbing shoulders. Each class you were late to was a tardy 3 tardies resulted in dention. All of my schools had similar processes. The state fixed the absence loophole to my highschools policy we figured out it was better to miss than be late. I was graduated at that point.
4:00 As a veteran, I knew this would go wrong the moment it came out of his mouth. There are literally people in this world who wouldn't survive unless someone told them to do something to the letter of the word and most of them decided to join the military.
This is EXACTLY why I stick to myself and call my own shots in my life.I trust NO ONES judgement better then my own after really really getting to understand how shallow most peoples depth of thinking is.How some people let others with zero competence dictate their lives is beyond me.
@@TheGhjgjgjgjgjg I hope you're a libertarian/anarchist then, that'd be the only logical conclusion.
Not gonna lie, wasn't surprised in the slightest by the story either.
As a fellow veteran, I agree with you to the letter.
Now to be fair... a lot of us are used to our supervision WANTING us to do exactly what they told us to do. Like at one point our production (Aircraft maintenance here) wanted us to compile a list of everything we could conceivably need if ANY thing broke on an aircraft. The reason being that they wanted to make a mobile fly away kit for when we weren't at home station with every part, tool, or ground equipment we'd need. Now naturally doing this to a T was ludicrous, but being in the military, we shrugged, and just made a list that might as well have said, "A flight line and an age yard." We need 4 engines in case they go bad, a truck with a trailer hitch for this inspection, aircraft stands, test stands that weigh upwards of 2 tons, a genie lift, you name it. Surprised no one put airplane on their list to be a smart ass.
My school made many rules that were direct results of me and my friend group, including not being allowed to sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" in school, they did away with the rule when we created the much more obnoxious and long "99 bottles of child appropriate beverage on the wall".
"We got rid of the couch in the break room and so started loosing the stoners in the warehouse as they started sleeping in places that we couldn't find" 😂😂
that shit made me laugh too lmao.
In between the walls haha
@@steveshyde7564 It is common knowledge that stoners can compress their bodies to fit between walls.
It sort of sounds like Fairfield, Pennsylvania when they tried to cull the children into getting healthy since anorexic and bulimic people were being hospitalized and the gym teachers made it mandatory that everyone gain an extra 50lbs.
@@LokiToxtrocity like in South Park
my junior high school slowed down our wifi. it stopped us from going onto school websites but not social media lol
it was at that moment they knew, they fucked up
The school I went to just had nesrely every site out there blocked including UA-cam. Didn't stop people finding ways to by pass this though, except all computers also had teacher monitoring on with flag logging for keywords. It was so hard to do research.
ComputeTHIS thats fucking yikes
sweet chaos 1. LMAOOOOOOO YOU ARE A GENIUS and 2. I LOVE your picture
mmmm yIKES
"No backpacks in the halls between classes"
Alright, which genius had that idea and then didn't immediately follow up with "wait a minute that is the single stupidest thing ever conceived"?
Terrified of school shootings. My school banned them as well.
@fitzgamer #999. But... Where do you keep your books?
@@IkBenHetLekkerNiet In our hands. They also are banning more books so we don't have to carry them. What a great system.
@@fitzgamer9992 Omg that seems terrible!
@@fitzgamer9992 Oh wait, this was about school shootings? Yeah, I feel bad for you guys. "Too many school shootings? More guns!"
I love the whole "anti-prank" concept.
THEY DID NOTHING WRONG!!! And then someone pushed the "nuclear" option (getting the media involved). LOL
But is the prank not pretending that there will be a prank?
For real though I loved this idea. My high school did a similar thing and I honestly wish we'd have come up with the anti prank.
Gilhelmi but it’s fake
@@gabrielfey8291 yes, that is what makes it brilliant.
@@gabrielfey8291
Daughter Rachel: THANK YOU!
That legit sounds like a story on "actually happened, I rebelled at school bans but it went to far
The grilled cheese sandwich one was the best
After 334 likes & not a single comment, i’m gonna say that whoever that person is should meet me, i can turn it into an hour long presentation because my entire brain is filled with that shit of “what can i possibly do to break a rule that doesn’t exist for the sake of comedy”
Austin Worden whatever
“In a town of 4,000 this game attracts ~16,000”
*W h a t*
Nearby towns/villages?
Grzegorz Ha yeah obviously but that’s fucking crazy that this one football game brings in 4x the towns population
@@gloYthegodking yeah, maybe they just like sports?
Clearly you guys are not from Texas
reverseroundhouse no shit, what does that have to do with anything 😂 there’s small towns and shit like that around my area too and they do similar things, I was just surprised by the sheer number of people that show up to a high school football game
My school had a similar zero tolerance policy to fighting and the same thing happened. Bullying became worse.
That zero tolerance rule was in my time too.
same here and it was hell
We had a zero tolerance policy at my school. One kid was beat up and told he was being suspended. In response to this he punched the bully in the face on his way out, saying "If I'm being punished for fighting, I might as well throw a punch". Didn't change anything unfortunately
The rule is mandatory to get funded. The logic is that the fear of expulsion outweighed the desire to bully/fight. Instead, it creates an environment of victims who are scared of defending themselves.
@@q-tip4723 funny that they would try it. zero tolerance has failed in every society to ever try it XD I forget what civilization it was...they had a "no crime or we chop your hands off or throw you in the river sort of thing" so basically, anyone bold enough to do it still did it and people could be held hostage by there being no means of proof, or that anyone who could swim could counterclaim their accuser
I know I've already said this, but one time, my school shut off the water. A bunch of rust appeared inside the pipes. When my teacher tried to get some water, a mixture of rust and water shot up in the air and my English teacher thought that day was a doomsday.
Moorhshroom Productions *RETCH*
Oh no...rust-water liquids are NOT a tasty thing to drink.
@Al youre funny
You really think an antivaxx kid can live long enough to start going to school
Chills: this could spell the end of the world
Kids from Flint, Michigan.
*Thomas had never seen bullshit before
Moorhshroom Productions Sounds like your English teacher made a joke and you took it literally 😂
The school banned skirts as they complained that they were getting shorter and shorter, and not appropriate for school.
As the school had two separate uniform policies, one for girls and one for boys, this meant girls could no longer wear skirts.
Dozens of boys turned up in skirts the next day.
Almost every single school in my country require girls to wear skirts lmao
@@viiperbiite I see no problem with wearing a skirts if you're a girl
Elijah Hodges I don’t mind them but they are a certain style and fly up in the wind (which is common) and the senior ones ride up the thighs and the under lining comes out.
@@viiperbiite right I understand
If your school has uniforms you are like 90% on your way to fascism.
In my school, if the board of education tries to pass a stupid fricking rule, we kids would just ignore it. They can't tell us what to do if we all retaliate, and we don't give two shats about them.
Comrade Drugs nice.
Good luck in the future
My old school made kids take the caps off of every bottle purchased from the lunch room - water or not - as a result of the whole water bottle flipping/challenge thing. Not too long after this happened, a ton of kids would “spill” their drinks, hoping that they would stop taking the caps off of our bottles. The staff HATED this, but were reluctant to give us our caps back. After enough time went by (and after kids learned to flip their bottles upside down on the table, with the drink still in it) they finally ended up changing the policy. I understand their annoyance with the whole water bottle flipping thing but there were much better ways to handle all that.
Also if you’re wondering, the people who made sure *you* were the one typing in your lunch pin were the ones that took our caps - one by one, as we were being charged for our lunch.
Whats wrong with that? Nuka cola does cost you know
@@Iamtoast73 A lot can be wrong with that, such as them not having a way to tell if someone put something in a drink.
My school locked up bathrooms at lunch so people couldn't vape or smoke. What geniuses.
TheTrueGamer66 that’s nasty and weird checking on children going to the bathroom how about just add a smoke detector
@TheTrueGamer66 the school I went to put a fake cctv camera inside the boys bathroom. One of those black round dome ones. They didn't say it was fake ofc, but people found the screen with the cameras and it wasn't on there. But after they put that there, I never went in again just incase. It couldn't see into stalld but it was above and would probably see the top of your head if it were real.
This was done to deter big groups if people going in to vandalise and cause a mess or block other people.
Pretty sure that's illegal and if someone was to obtain proof of that and report it your school would get in trouble. (Principle at the very least gets canned)
@@computethisinfo Woaahhhhhh now that's really fucking illegal. And creepy.
@@y0l0wardog76 100%. Even most businesses are required to allow access to bathrooms and free water.
The backpack design dude reminds me of a girl I see always skipping realy fast to classes and always saying "Im not running and im not late"
That’s actually brilliant
@@colatheprotogen3744 I respect her dearly
Daughter Rachel: A Tumblr Blog That Respond's to Questions With "Baldi's Basics" Characters Had The Principal Say Let's Play is Not Running But Skipping, So.... That's What I Thought When Reading This!
School: *No weapons allowed!!*
Me: Doesn't bring a pencil.
This channel is not important Walk away now School: *No weapons allowed!!* You: *sharpens pencil with John Wickian intent*
NO! It's the Pen that is mightier than the sword, but crayons kill stupidity.
I had a teacher who started with "No bathroom during class. You will go before" We got five minutes between classes. My school at the time (they built a bigger one that we moved into the next year) was a large, very disorganized maze. If you went to the bathroom before class you were going to be late if your class was in a different building. So me, the asshole I am, went before every single day and showed up late by like three minutes. When she went to write me up, I casually mentioned I'd just tell them that she bans us from basic bathroom rights. I'm entitled to pee when I need too. My class is an hour and fifty minutes. So she backed down and got rid of her rule.
Edit: I should also mention she had a rule that if you were late, she'd lock you out of the class. I'd bang on the door until she let me in.
Mephala Le Triste my school thinks three minutes between classes is enough time to get your books, get to classroom, and go to the bathroom if you need to go
@@Grapie7 Schools are stupid. Five minutes wasn't enough for us even. We had too many students which is why they built a new one. The new one was over three football fields long and they gave us seven minutes then because some kids literally had a class on one end and one all the way on the other right after.
In my school, its the teachers who do the travelling
You should of smashed the window and opened the door yourself.
@@colatheprotogen3744 most schools are legally required to have reinforced entryways including classroom doors. They are literally prisons where you can't even open the door if you shoot it
My school had an anti-bullying day.
It inspired people who weren’t otherwise bullies to start beating people up.
Why tho?
I dont see a point in this.
That sounds a lot like my middle school. Any attempts to bring the student body together caused an increase in mockery. Most of my classmates snickered when someone suggested they be nice to their peers.
@@DaydreamingArtist322 there’s the rub, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t hilarious to see something so corney backfire so hard.
We have zero tolerance at my school and basically this is how it goes
Kid1 starts beating up kid2 for a rumor that kid1 thought kid2 started but actually didn’t
Kid2 isn’t getting suspended for no reason and fights back.
Fight escalates a lot more than it would have in the first place and more people get hurt trying to stop it.
:T yes, very smart
At my school (really only during the winter) if the weather was bad and everyone came I late because of it they would just cancel out the tardy, so some days we would mass plan on social media to not show up until 9. Good times
Vagina Crusher .That happened to me before.Only it was mild flooding.They just gave me a slip without asking the true cause.
Path ; lol we got away with it like 7-8 times in the winter our senior year. Good times. School has gone to shit since tho some kid threatened to shoot it up and now it’s run like a jail lol
@@047Kenny My school was shot up. Good times!
School: “No one can go to the bathroom during class” hope this ends up in these type of videos in a few months lol
We had a teacher who tried that too. One student pissed on the teachers desk in class on purpose the week before his graduation. He defend himself with "if you won't let me go to the toilet you have to take the piss." Next year the teacher + this rules was gone.
We aren't aloud to use the bathroom in the first fifteen and last fifteen minutes of class.
Eden Trench for us it’s the first and last 10 mins.We also couldn’t go 8 period.
I remember still asking to use the bathroom the teacher said no so I ran to a trash bin and took an emergency shit. Another rule that tries to ignore normal human function.
I remember in elementary school when the principle announced on the intercom that all Pokémon cards and games were banned from school. We all brought them and played with them anyway. When they started confiscating them, we brought Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead.
And then magic after?
My principal said he would burn any and all Pokémon cards brought to school. It was a joke but no one dared to bring one to school
Once in my school they started confiscating stuff and not returning it to the students, so this one girl decide to call the police and report the teachers for stealing her stuff. The police actually came, and the day after every confiscated item was returned to their rightful owner
@@marcosjulian4838 that is a good girl right there
This man is really getting paid for other people’s stories.
Edit: =|
Like JeSuS
Some people just don't wanna be on reddit
DARKZ Animations. Personally, I drive a lot for work and this is a good way to “browse” reddit while driving
I'll give you one better. This man is getting paid to pretty much reskin other people's UA-cam videos
@@Superbroccoligames True
My school used website blocking technology on the school WiFi, so when everyone got VPN they told us we couldn’t use VPN on our phones
Did they still use vpn
My school didn't allow any wifi connection for students. The only access to the internet was through Ethernet connection on the school computers. And it was heavily monitored with most websites blocked. Although I knew the password to the school WiFi connection when I was in my first year. It was 0505050505. I found out from another student when I started the school and it worked and of course I told others. A few years later they changed it though.
"Don't use your own possessions in the way that you please!"
Blake22022 Yes 😂
Tommy Lyczko
So states every user agreement ever.
My school banned boots for like two years but then literally the entire school created a petition to bring them back. When that was ignored for like the 12th time we made them explain why they banned boots. They just stayed quiet for like 5 minutes and we all just stared at them waiting for an answer but they never said anything. The next day we were allowed to wear boots again.
Never fails to amaze me how many times a new rule becomes a case study in the Streisand effect.
What's that?
@@fitzgamer9992 Its when you try to stop a behavior and end up drawing way more attention to it than if you had just ignored it. The end result is that in trying to stop something you end up making it happen more.
The reason for its name is that Barbra Steisand tried to ban people from taking photos of her summer house and that just attracted more attention.
Child psychology actually encourages you to do essentially the reverse. Basically you punish them the first time praise them for being good and ingore them for minor things eventually the kids realize they can get what they want by behaving. A lot of child psychology is listen to them be human.
My heart actually breaks hearing some of the meaningless rules for high schoolers. Because I know it doesn't end there. You'll get only slightly more freedom in college or complete assholery if you go straight into job or military. Where adults are told when they can or cannot use their phone, when they can go eat, who they can and can't talk to, etc. A lucky some don't get stuck there tho
School: back packs are banned
Kid: *makes a new sort of backpack
*THE ENGINEER*
Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Unrelated but there’s this kid at my school who’s so godly. If the teachers collecting homework he would say he left it in his locker and he would be out in the hallway doing the homework before coming back to hand it in. I have so much respect for him lmao
Damn why didn't I think of that
Managers: No one is allowed alcohol on-site anymore.
Employee: K so that includes you ye?
Managers: :o
15:41 I stepped in to stop a guy beating up someone, and then the head teacher walks over to me and punishes me and not the bully.
Schools claim they're against bullying but only care when the victim gets tired of it.
@Strike The Valstrax it certainly happened to me in high school
yeah, something similar happened to me.
One bully attacked me, we fought, and when we got to the principal, the asshole decides to punish me, because " I think you attacked him, you look really angry"
NO SHIT SHERLOCK, OF COURSE I'M ANGRY, I'M BEING PUNISHED AFTER BEING ATTACKED BY A SHITHEAD IN A SCHOOL WITH CAMERAS YOU CAN CHECK, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!!
“Everyone has to clock on at the exact moment they are scheduled. No leeway”
I know that seems reasonable; until you realize there were (at least) ten hourly employees scheduled at the same time (at any given moment) and only one time clock for everyone to use. They went back to giving a three minute window after less than a week.
"Everyone has to follow their schedule to the letter" stopped after they realized all 3 of us were on lunch at the same time and couldn't do the one thing they need us always available for
At my old high school there was only one way in and one way out, it was right next to a middle school so everyday their was alot of traffic but my school insisted that students got there on time or they would take away events like prom and homecoming, everyday theyre are at least 100-300 tardy people and yet they refuse to change theyre rule. I had at least 30 tardies a semester
@MIONTOMARU How could you sue them, sue then for what? Surely the solution is within the pupil's control, that is to turn up earlier as from the first day of school onwards you're aware of the bottleneck issue so should adjust your timings accordingly?
@NoodleNoggin While it would make sense to arrive earlier, most kids rely on buses to transport them to school, so they have to arrive at the exact same time every day. There is no option to arrive earlier unless they are in the minority where their own a car or have parents drive them.
30 tardies? Shit, that's more than the number of days I attended!
They tried stopping us from crossing into the middle school they built in front of the highschool BUILT 20 YEARS AFTER THE HIGHSCHOOL that's also too croweded to begin with.
There is a rule at my high school that now in the lockerooms you can’t have locks now people stuff is getting stolen and vandalism is rampant
If my school ever implemented zero tolerance, I would walk up to a staff or the principal and slap them and then be like “how dare you get into a fight?! You should be ashamed of yourself for breaking your own rules!”. Alternatively, bring a friend to the principals office, attack them (if they agree before hand), and then angrily demand they be expelled for being in a fight. Or tell the staff that if they don’t lift it you will slap every single student in the school work until everyone is expelled, effectively shutting down the school. Ha!
No nuts allowed at school
Peanuts aren't nuts they're legumes so you can still bring them to school
Bruh
In my primary school we weren't allowed nuts in case someone was allergic. Nobody was and I kept bringing them to school because my dad didn't give a shit
Then all the boys don’t have to go to school
Teachers are fucking idiots
At my school, it's a middle school and teachers want students to learn. They allowed only 4 times to use the bathroom during the year, they wouldn't let you go after 4 times during class. So during transitioning between classes (4 min break time) everyone filled the bathrooms, teachers refused to remove the rule. And now it was a huge problem because everyone was late to class, the bathrooms only have 2 stalls and there is 300 students. And there is 10 bathrooms
In Middle School, the school I went to banned girls from wearing leggings to school. In protest, every girl at my school wore leggings the next day. Not even 3 days into the protest, they repealed the rule
'Teeny tiny rural school, 600 kids in grades 7-12'
My school had 700 all together. Grades 1-13...
700? Try 80 kids from grades K - 12
Only 30 high school students in total. Having a math class with 10 other students was considered a large class.
@@natev5831 Mine was a bit bigger, but these feels are real. My class was the biggest the school had in decades, so big in fact they split is into an A and B class. Number of kids in the grade? About 25.
The fuck is a 13th grade
@I suck pls help I wish you luck my dude, my small home town is on the verge of death due to everyone leaving. The nearest wal-marts now almost an hour away and there are practically no jobs in the entire county. I only hope that Elon Musk can step in here with Star Link and at least give rural kids ONE reason to stay in their rural communities.
My high school (9-12) had about 600, give or take, but were pulling from about 4 other towns that were too small to have their own school buildings.
Imagine being so bored you scrolled to my comment
Congrats
@@petadeletionorganisation2598 thx kid I guess you where bored too than right?
@@oasis5212 nah I jus Ned passwors so hacer dot google yours accounts infos
I feel attacked
How-
“No Earbuds in the Hall”
*just wear normal headphones.*
"Aha! I got it, sir! I brought the snake back!"
"Good jo- ..is.. that's not alive is it."
"Yes it is."
"...t-that's a rattlesnake, John.."
"..."
My high school had a rule where if you failed to turn in homework multiple times you got detention. I had seizures, a pretty bad learning disability for math, and my anxiety about getting homework done made me decide to calm my nerves by reading instead. Every single time. I read so much, teachers complained to my parents that I tried to read in class instead of listen to their lessons. So I was sent to detention once for not turning in homework and I was happier than any other kid in there since it meant I got 2 hours of free time to read in peace.
People actually use lockers? In my school we just carry our back packs around
My school had lockers, enough for half the school, but they were reserved for 6th formers (highest 2 years of secondary school), which from a school of 1500 made up approximately 60 students. I asked for one, got refused, and the lockers just sat there gathering dust.
our school doesnt even allow backpacks to class :)
In my school, the lockers were all outside and so tiny, you couldn't fit a backpack or a normal sized bag in. They were more like small safes, but made of plastic and aluminium with rubbish locks and holes in the tops of them so they got damp, wet, and couldn't fit anything much. So people used them to horde food inside and stick rubbish in and no one actually used them. You also had to pay for these might I add. They just became areas for people to hang around in and vandalise so they began disappearing.
MissKitae they banned backpacks? That’s mega oof from me dude
My school we were forced to never wear sweaters or jackets in school and to put it in their locker.
My problem with that is that I didn't get a locker until the end of the fucking school year. So during the winter I had to carry my heavy winter coat with me everywhere (I lived over a mile away with no one to take me to school) and I couldn't fit it in my bookbag because it consists of all my books, School Laptop and homework and gym clothes. So the fucking coat was not going to fit in there.
And don't get me started on how they had a Dress code for shoes as well, my boots weren't the right color so they'd right me up for it, I can't fit my normal fucking shoes in my bookbag because of all the school shit it needs to hold. And of course, people were making fun of me including the teachers who asked "why don't you just put it in your locker" after I give them the same exact response. I would also forget my coat in a different class sometimes so I'd be spend a while looking for it which makes me late to another class. Eventually everytime after Gym ended I never changed back cuz of how fucking packed my bag was, all staff members included principle would just let it slide for the next few years. But holy fuck they could've given me a fucking locker sooner
For the grilled cheese safety demonstration story:
I'd have presented the dangers of administrative group think
Samr
I’m my school we have something called “flex” it is a free period where you go and do work in classes or read. Our school saw that 12% of students failed this year so they moved flex from the end of school to the beginning turns out that a free period in the morning lead to people not coming to first period because they were still sleeping. They still have it in the morning.
My school stopped letting girls wear those scrunchie things so all the guys bought one and started wearing them on our arms and pretty much all the guys got in huge trouble, but the problem is when you have around 40 guys in a waiting room most of us could leave
11:14
My school has a new rule this year that sweeps the hall *immediately after the late bell* and they make you go to the cafeteria/auditorium where you have to fill out a form. Every question on the form is a self-incriminating statement.
Basically people use it to legitimately skip class since we cant leave till we fill out the form and they cant take us to a principles office since it isn't high enough on the discipline ranking XD
The Rattlesnake one is simultaneously horrifying, astounding, and hilarious.
I hope the guy's alright, but to actually keep a rattlesnake in a firm hold like that while under attack by the same snake is an impressive feat, and I can only imagine what was going through the snake's head.
"H-Hey! Biting you is not an invitation to cuddle me, what the fuck are you doing and HOW?!"
well, you'd be surprised once adrenaline kicks in, though people should be told how to properly hold snakes from behind the head
At my work overtime is also paid in free time, theoretically. It's annoying. And I am still waiting for my 'free time'
dont overtime and there’s your free time woo
When the next assignment comes, just take your free time and let the problems stack till the business burn to the ground😂
That's illegal
Dude, that's wage theft. You should report that.
Highly illegal. Like prison-time illegal.
So , at my old school ( left after last year bc I moved ) they apparently banned backpacks . Bc of the year prior they had a drug issue ( kid got arrested for selling weed , school got in trouble ) and everyone was pissed , bc the lockers where so old , that the locks where really hard to unlock in the 5 minutes we had , and run to the other side of campus for class . So a lot of us just kept everything in our backpacks . Everyone went wild and took to insta when they found this out and the kids put up a pation to cancel it . I guess ( I didn’t go there this year , so I learned from getting told . ) that everyone brought backpacks anyway and they got confiscated. So they brought these big ass purses and bags and shi just to carry it .
The school brought backpacks like 2 months in because it was easier to sneak things in through the bags .
They also banned tampons , but that’s a different story .
Why did they banned tampons??? I want to know that story!!
Yeah me too! Why would they ban tampons, pads feel like you’re wearing giant diapers
Bro tell us the tampon story please!!!
Sweet jesus grandma. We already know why that rule was repealed.
Lmao imagine “banning tampons” like how are they gonna know the girl is using tampons?
5:52 Fun Fact: There was a time when students would carry books to and from school by putting a belt tightly around them to hold the books together, then they would sling the books over their shoulders and hold the belt at the front. I've seen this numerous times in old comic book stories. This method of carrying school books has never been commented on in any of the stories, which is why I believe it was copying real life. It was just accepted as *the* method of carrying school books, many years ago.
In my gym class we play that game called Pinball. Except that they made it so if you made a ball into the basketball hoop on the opposite side then everyone who was out is brought back in.
I think you may have gone to school with me lmao we had this exact niche of a game
Me 2
Zero-Tolerance bullying policies. They don't work, everyone knows they don't work, and you are a bad person for saying that they do.
Yeah. They told us we have to “dodge the fist and immediately come to an adult”.
Listen, I know that my dean has some sort of spider-senses, but I’m pretty sure NONE OF THE STUDENTS HAVE A SECOND PAIR OF EYES STITCHED TO THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD, AND NEITHER CAN THEY READ SOMEONE ELSE’S MIND
@@andrewe.2464 sometimes it is straight up insane with how it works with ONLY the victim getting in trouble like the time during a rest period after stretches the largest kid took a dodge ball and threw it full force directly at my face hard enough to break my glasses and I was the only one who got in trouble.
That snake one had me laughing.
That's so dumb but absolutely believable.
A private school I once attended made a "Hit Back" policy, where if one student hit another student, they could tell the teacher and be allowed to hit their attacker back. This rule lasted one day before they did this with a student with severe anger problems, hence why he'd punched one of his classmates in the shoulder to begin with. After being cornered by the teacher and with the entire class watching, the classmate he hit went up and socked him a good one in the chest. I don't know what they were expecting to happen, but at this point, the boy with anger issues just lost it and tackled his "hit backer", breaking his nose and splattering blood everywhere. Needless the say, the rule was lifted almost as soon as it came.
“Dangers of grilled cheese sandwich” IM DYING XD
When I was in elementary school we couldn’t talk at lunch most of the time. If we did we would have to pull sticks. I was almost sent to the principals office once because of that rule.
Dude, should've started talking during class. "Hey, there's no rule saying I can't talk during class. So you can't do shit"
Astral Reaper I mean, true🤣🤣
in grade school, I hardly knew anyone. They would move you to another table if you were too loud or in trouble. It's not exactly my fault if you leave without me in a cafeteria filled with hundreds of kids constantly entering and leaving
You do you mean pull sticks
Did you go to school in Nazi Germany?
Tells a marine what to do without being specific...marine follows “suggestion” to the letter.
*surprised pikachu*
Medic: You were supposed to kill it!
Snake guy: oh? You said bring it back.
On the first day of 1st grade and when recess started, we were all running towards the big kid playground (kindergarteners had a playground for them only) my friend Kevin slipped and fell under the stairs and started to cry immediately. I still laugh at that. That was 8 years ago
I don't remember too much,
But when I was in elementary school.. we weren't allowed to talk during lunch time..
Or at least we had to whisper..
Like seriously... They had the principal stand up on a podium with a microphone and yell at anyone who talked too loud, and would make them stay after to wash the tables..
One day I was talking to a classmate and I like to dip my French fries into ranch.. she saw and thought I was "playing with my food" and called me out in front of the entire School .. of course Being in second grade.. I start crying out loud and everyone looked at me..
I was pulled out of the lunchroom and I was crying so much they called my parents... My mom came to pick me up and told the principal that it was a stupid rule
A week Later.. there was no longer a limit to how loud we can talk..
I think it's because more parents and teachers complained about it..
{Honorable mention}
When I was in fifth grade at a different school..
Our teacher gave us 15 minutes to eat..we had 40 minutes of lunch
It was our 'punishment'
I don't remember why.. but I think it was because we didn't line up on time... that..one..time..
He was really strict...
This reminds me of the missing assignment policy when I went to middle school. If you had at least 3 missing assignments they would keep you at some designated tables all of lunch. The thing is was that if you didn't have missing assignments you were forced to go outside.
Yes, There was the exception of library passes but they often would be taken by a braty group of people that wouldn't let anyone else have them. Also it can be incredibly cold during winter. Let's just say that more then half the cafeteria was taken over by us supposed delinquents during the winter. I have no idea if they got rid of the rule. it's been years.
Honestly, the reason why I made sure I had 3 missing assignments at all times was because I would have less of a chance of my art work getting wreck due to bad weather and why go hunt for a pass that's probably already taken when you can guarantee that you don't have to go outside by just having a few missing assignments? (those assignments I actually had done but refused to turn in.)
1:37 You know, if people are 5 minutes late all the time, there's a very strong possibility that, you know, *you're just not giving people enough time to get from class to class.* Plus, whoever had the bright idea of banning the use of lockers was an idiot: At eight classes a day, and each book weighing around 5 lbs, that's 40 lbs of books, plus notebooks, pens, etc, so you're demanding that students lug 50 lbs worth of stuff all day long, including to lunch.
Not that big of a deal, but had a college professor who taught a 9am class...at a commuter college...and blew a gasket if you showed up late at all (I lived 45 minutes away, and parking was impossible most of the time).
Literally came in 5 minutes late once, real quiet, sat in seat closest to the door. He threw a fit and went to break early, then told me if I get there and the door is closed, just wait UNTIL THE TOP OF THE NEXT HOUR to come in. So if I'm 5 minutes late, he wants me to miss 55 more minutes.
So, from then on, if I was late, I just didn't come at all. Still passed the class and didn't have to deal with a control freak in a college class. I graduated. He quit one summer and even other faculty don't know what happened to him.
When I was in high school we got too much homework. A rule was introduced that late assignments would not be tolerated nor would extensions on deadlines and detention would be given.
The entire year level received detention once due to the impossibility of completeing all of the homework on time.
On standardized testing days all students were only allowed to bring certain items to school. One permitted item was a so-called "pleasure book", by which they meant a novel or the like. The student body had a field day with the term and it often caused giggle-filled discussion during times when they were supposed to be reading their said "pleasure book".
This one teacher I had always scolded me in front of the class for putting on chapstick, telling me “this isn’t beauty school”... really it’s fucking chapstick you fucking lunatic. She had it out for me. I had horrible pathetic teachers growing up. I think I’ve maybe had 2-3 actually decent teachers in my life that I can remember a few things they taught me that I still use today.
all of my teachers were so worthless they could be replaced with videotapes. NON-INTERACTIVE ones!
ericb31 dude for real, same hahah
A team I was a part of regularly hired the same actor to play the same character no less than five or six times. One project in particular REALLY raised a few brows because, once the auditions ended, they asked all the other actors to remove their audition files (it was a public audition page, I didn't remove mine because I was a rebel). Supposedly this was to avoid clutter and confusion, but eyes really started darting when someone accused them of playing favorites.
The Director replied "There were actually a lot of good auditions and it was a close call."
The accuser asked "Can you name a few top-runners?"
Then the Director realized that, by having people delete their auditions, he couldn't back up his claim and reverted to the old "my memory is foggy" excuse.
I'll bet it seemed like a decent cover to him at the time, but that only made people MORE suspicious of him and his motives. Some actors never worked for him again after that. He has yet to repeat the same mistake, so I guess he learned his lesson.
wow, that "dont do anything unless directed by the boss"
Me: enter building, stand still. IDK what to do now....
The school district banned games on their official websites but then there’s a crap ton of unofficial websites which also have the same game so we just played it on there, and then when those got banned we either found more or downloaded VPNs. Then this smart kid found out that the school district computers only applied the new settings after you shut down your computer and then open it up. Like if a game is banned at like 3 pm but you turn off your computer at 3:30 then turn it on at 5 pm, only THEN will the new ban and stuff applied. So people just never shut down their computers so the system never updated, resulting in the remaining games never been banned. It was a waste of electricity charging it a long time and running the computer for forever, but it was worth it.
Edit 1: TLDR: ban some of our favorite stuff, were gonna find way after way to circumvent the ban until schools give up
One of mine at my school was "no weapons or guns" but that didn't stop David Moore
My high school said that “you had to ask to do anything during lunch time” i.e get seconds, bathroom, etc and my high school has a lot of special needs children (non verbal, autistic, etc) I fall into the autistic category. So I got all my friends to sit in the hallway during lunch which is prohibited. And I said when they are b*tching about not in the lunch room I stood up and said “you need to ask US to get us in the lunch room” so they asked and I looked them dead in the eye and said “no”
Just imagine this:
Captain: "Jefferson, do you know what snake bit you?"
Jefferson: "No Sir, unfortunately not."
Captain: "Ok.. well.. gather around everyone!"
**Everyone gathers around the Captain**
Captain: "Guys, if you get bit by a snake and you cannot identify it, please bringt it back to base, so we can identify it instead and make sure you get the right treatment!"
1 week later
**Jefferson walks in with a live rattlesnake that is repeatedly biting his arm while he is standing there**
Jefferson: "Sir, I brought back the snake that bit me, just like you asked!"
Captain: "Jefferson?"
Jefferson: "Yes, Sir?"
Captain: "Is that snake still alive and still biting you as we speak?"
Jefferson: "Why, yes Sir, why do you ask?"
**1 day later the Captain gives new orders, while rubbing his eyes in disbelief**
Captain: "Guys.. if you bring back a snake to base, because it bit you- please.. PLEASE make sure its dead before you bring it here!"
I died at that one.
if I were a marine, I would be one to do this but not out of just following the orders to the letter but instead because it's somewhat pointless to just kill something. All you need is a bucket or container that's big enough and has a lid...if you managed to catch it after getting bit
@@nathanielbass771 well if it was me, I'd gun it the fuck down. I hate snakes so goddamn much
Zero Tolerance Policies on fighting.
Hadn’t had it happen but it always ends up with the victim severely injuring the bully, and justify it by saying, “I would’ve gotten suspended anyways, so better to make it worth it.”
Marine story: I brough back a snake from 10 killometers away with my entire arm bleeding back to base
In my school you would get written up if you came in late, but if you came in at lunch or after you would be counted as a half day which was fine and zero consequences.
So when anybody was running late (even if it was a single minute) they’d just not show up and go shopping or out to breakfast or back home to nap and come in at lunch.
Hah well in my school they said you can’t fight but there is a MMA club
My school tried to ban phones. Not using phone during class, just phones in general. They had this old ass man pat us down when we walked through the door. Yeah you can guess what happened next.
5:01 that happened at my sisters school, but honestly nobody cared and were actually relieved. My sis was stabbed with a pencil one time so she was okay with the new rule aswell
If kids are finding loopholes to skip school, then something is wrong with that school.
3:46 i was looking away from my screen went it said “corpseman” and so i looked back and saw it was actually corpsman
The military doesn't hire the undead. The sergeants just look like that naturally.
Melkior Wiseman
Half correct but needs elaboration.
Let me explain:
You’re right, they don’t hire the undead,
And you’re right, the sergeants naturally look like that.
But the reality is, they _naturally_ look like that because they have _become_ undead...
@@andrewe.2464 Or the alternative:
"The military doesn't hire the undead; That's just the result of a month in Boot Camp."
Here's a new game for you all, Ball toss, it's basically where two teams line up with a bunch of balls in the center of the room, when the game starts you have to grab the balls and hit people on the opposite team with them, if someone gets hit by a ball, they're out.
That bit about the Marines doesn't even sound like a parody
Okay, my school enforced a rule where your car couldn’t be so loud as to not disturb the classes. Well, as I’m getting there for gym in the morning my manual (the manual comes in later in the story.) G35 decides to, if I can describe the noise in words, BOP BOP BOP... BOP BOP due to the mods I have on it. Scared the shit out of the officer on the campus and he walks up to me and says “Do you have any firearms in the car?” I said “No” and he fucking yells “Bullshit! I heard you firing your gun in that car!” I then tell him “It was my car.” he again says “Bullshit.”. I start up the car and rev it and sure enough it does it again. Without believing me he enters my car, pulls the handbrake (like it’s gonna reveal the gun in my car) and the car starts rolling. Needless to say he paid for a $450 exhaust system and two bumpers.
We had a "no shorts allowed" policy. Of course, gym class was the exception. I think the school feared "daisy duke shorts" when they were popular- in the 1980s and 1990s. Girls were allowed to wear skirts that were fingertip length (i.e., arms to the side. If it went above the fingertips, you would have to wear shitty sweat pants).
Anyway, my entire school- the males anyway- colluded to wear kilts on the same day. We did this for a month. The school met with the seniors and the student government to address the problem.
We suggested the ban on shorts be lifted. The school said that they can't do that, as it may offend all 3 of the amish students- no that isn't exaggerated. We came to a compromise. Knee length, which meant it had to touch the knee.
Girls hated that. But they got to wear skirts.
Edit: the year this happened was 2014, when I was a senior.
"may offend" wtf? there is a separation of church and state for a reason. If it offends them, they will probably not be able to go out in public and "offend" could be used the same way against amish clothing and practices...what lunacy
@@nathanielbass771
Keep in mind, small town school in a city where the Amish live in several pockets. The policies were created by some stuck up prick when the school was built in the 1970s. Since the rule got repealed, there have been no more amish attendance.
The one story reminded me of my great great grandpa, who had actually served coincidentally. My mom and her brothers were on a walk with their grandpa and came across a rattlesnake. This badass grandpa strode forward, grabbed it behind the head, and snapped the vertebrae right behind the skull, killing it instantly.
Lemme just list some of the STUPID rules in my school:
-Students aren't allowed to carry their phone (teachers take them if they see them)
-No bathroom break first or last 10 minutes of class with a 3 minute transition time
-No lockers between classes only in the morning or afternoon. And no backpacks
- No jackets
-No holes in jeans above your knees THEY LITERALLY MAKE KIDS PUT ZAXBY'S STICKERS ON STUDENT'S JEAND
-No drawing on yourself, even if it's just a note to self they have the "right" to write you up
Rosealine Ashmier They duct taped some kid’s knee because it had a hole. Duct t a p e
@@chaos586 wtf