Dog Names That Always Smack at an Animal Hopsital
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Every dog has its day! Been getting a lot of comments on the cat name videos about dog names, so I figured I’d throw our canine companions a bone and highlight some of the ones that always bring a smile to our faces!
The name I’ve always liked was the poodle named ‘Bob Ross’.
See, that's just brilliant. Everybody gets why without even having to ask.
@@thetachiban57 This British person needed to Google, but I see why now!
Winnie the Poodle is kinda cute, but Bob Ross takes the cake!
@@robinvanags912same. But I’m an American person. 😂
Bob Barker is another good one…
“Oh, that evil bastard!” I lost it! 😂😂😂😂
Named my once in a lifetime dog Rabid. His tag said Rabid Dog. Gave a couple of vet techs scares when they thought it was a diagnosis 😂
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Oh, that sounds risky '>>
i might steal this one day 😂😂
I had a landlord who had a little Yorkie puppy she named rabies, just so she could go to the dog park, yell “there’s a dog with rabies” or “that dog has rabies!”, freak a few people out, and then see her pick up this little tiny yorkie and say, “I got rabies! Rabies is safe!” 😂
I shall never forget the Chihuahua named Ms. Pootie in a lobby FULL of emergency patients. The only time in my career I called for a patient by the owners last name! And they were like, "Do you mean MS. POOTIE!" 😂😂
I had 2 white cats, brothers, looked identical. I named them Pete and Repete.
This deserves a place in the hall of fame. Brilliant!
Childhood older brother ear worm unlocked.
Bro: Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Me: Repete.
Bro: Pete and Repete were sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left? (smirking)
Me: Repete?
Bro: Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left? (cackling)
Me: ??? No!
He's 5 years older and was a complete ass to me the first 18 years of my life.
@@kayjacoby290 that's awesome! 🤣
@@schale8051 why thank you!
My cats were Cat Man and Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. I had a puppy named Winnie The Pooch
A friend of a friend has two chihuahuas named Skullcrusher and Mutilator. He actually took the time to train them and discipline them so they’re some of the best behaved cuddle bugs you’ll ever meet even though they’re occasionally sassy. (Most of the time they get called “Skully” and “Mutie.”)
The absolute epitome of pitbull named destroyer vs pitbull named princess except in chihuahua version, lmao. Good on your friend for being a great owner.
Went to school with someone who had a miniture pincher named Killer. She herself was nearly 6 foot tall they made a sensational pair.
My mum adopted one last Christmas. His real name is Dexter but we call him Fang. He doesn’t play nice with the family dogs and gets shot with a water pistol every time he snarls at them. He hadn’t been socialised and is terrified of my gentle but bouncy Parson Jack Russell and she is terrified of him. My Pug however takes no notice of his crap and just ignores him and he’s good with her now. He’s a pain in the butt. We are taking ours over every week to get him used to them as our dogs have always been a part of a larger pack with the extended family, and Fang is the only one with an issue. Mums previous doggies have all been great mates with the other dogs.
@@karenglenn6707 instead of spraying him with a water gun when he growls give him a treat when he doesn't you will get way faster results
Oh my god
When I was at the vet a few months ago, I overheard the vet tech on the phone, saying the pets name, and it was Crackhead. It took every bone in my sisters and I's body not to burst into laughter.
Gotta love the dairy themed names. The cheesier the better.
this was intentional wasnt it
@furina-slash-focalors If it wasn't intentional, I think that makes it funnier. 😂
@@furina-slash-focalors Yes. Cheesy puns are awesome.
Have you ever heard of a cat named "Casein Nitrate"? 🤭
@@phoenixfire8978 The cheesier the pun, the more gouda it is. 🧀
One of my Corgis is named Prince Eugene Ruckus Von Corgenstein of House Wigglebutt Destroyer of Furniture
😂😂
Please send my kindest regards to his royal highness...and maybe a lil snack
Brilliant👍I once knew a Dauchsund named Baron von HausWrecker.
A truly appropriate name! My aunt's corgis are named after Hobbits. Currently Pippin and Rosie.
(I have not a corgi. My poor Husky bears an anime/manga name. Poor Mokuba)
Engraved calling cards for His Highness will cost a small fortune but I'm sure he's worth it.
A friend’s aunt has a dachshund named Peanut. When they got two dachshund puppies the little girl in the family named them Butter and Jelly. Kids!
There is a group of videos called Dear Kitten where an elder cat is explaining life to a kitten and IIRC the elder cat tells him about his friend the Dachshund who was called Mr Peanut and had passed on.
Nonono, as an adult, that's something I would do regardless, it's not just a kid thing. XD
I knew a couple who had a couple Bassets, Laverne & Shirley.
@@jengsci8268 so true. This was long enough ago that adults felt uncomfortable being a kid. I’m so glad people don’t feel that way anymore. 😉
My daughter's fiance got her her "dream dog" seven years ago. She is a golden retriever. When she was a puppy, she looked like a giant beige cotton ball. She was the most flooffy animal I've ever seen. So, of course, they had to give her a really special and unique name. For some reason, they hit on "Loaf." It didn't fit her then, but omg, does it fit her now. She is the sturdiest and most rectangular dog I've ever seen. She is a Loaf of golden butter bread, and loves nothing more than to "loaf" around. She is overweight, I like to refer to her as "voluptuous." They took her to the vet after a strict diet of home cooked vegetables, the occasional egg, and fruit, as well as a serious exercise regime failed to produce any results. After a thorough checkup, including blood work also failed to turn up any issue, the vet's diagnosis was: "that's just the way she is." They just got a puppy. She's a mixed breed of Pit Bull, Mastiff, and some kind of herd dog, and also very "sturdy." They named her Jam. I made the observation that because Jam was only eight weeks old when they brought her home, she must see Loaf as a mother figure. I said, "Well, Jam must be all over Loaf." A few days later, my daughter sent me a video of them playing. Jam was, indeed, all over Loaf. She's small still, and as she was climbing on her new sister, Loaf would reach back, grab Jam by the scruff of her neck, and toss her around like she was on an amusement park ride. It was so adorable because obviously Loaf was loving being a big sister, and Jam was having the time of her life being tossed around again and again. Jam was definitely all over Loaf, Lol!
I saw a pair of Chihuahuas named Bruce and Clark. It took me a minute but I got it. Later that month they came back in with custom Superman and Batman icon tags. Also a big fan of small dogs with big scary names, like the toy poodle named Vader or the Yorkie named Hercules.
We have a Bruce, though he's definitely not a Chihuahua (he's an 80 pound mutt of indeterminate origin who was found as a stray as a puppy). He got his name because his facial markings and his upright ears resemble Batman's mask, so...
We had a jack russel named Krypto and our next dog was originally going to be Ace but mom didn't like that one so it became Lacey instead. I have a dog named Fenris and my brother used to have a guinea pig named Voldemort.
I named my current dog Fenris, as he constantly tries to bite my hands off when playing (his favourite chew toys). The Fenris wolf in Norse mythology bit off the god Tyrs hand.
Thankfully, my dog weighs 3,5 kilogram, so it's going to take a while for him to succeed.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT! My husky would've ended up with a name from Norse Mythology if I hadn't already dedicated those to my guinea pigs.
Does Ferris ever take the day off?
@@nuttybar9 He's 50% chihuahua, so take a guess.
Hey I also have a Fenris! He is a Jack Russel terrier I named him that partly because of Norse mythology but also because of a fictional elf named Fenris. My Fen seems more concerned with licking my arm of.
Nothing will ever top my friend Myles dog's name.....he adopted a three legged German Shepherd who had been hit by a car....he named him Dodge....you know to remind to dodge next time.....
Topple is trying to kill the husband! He knows exactly what he's doing!
Catahoula Leopard pups at a rescue: Havoc, Ruckus, Mischief, Chaos, and Fiasco.
@@ax2usn Got a foxhound who is regularly nicknamed "trouble," "menace to society," and "dog of mayhem" to match her kitty brother Loki. All those seem legit for hounds.
@@B2WM Trouble, Mayhem, and Menace... ha! Perfect hound names, indeed.
Have one of those, we all it Cthulhus Leopards Dog. I didn't even know Cthulhu had a leopard, let along his leopard having a dog...
I have a cat named S.A.M. It stands for Surface to Air Missile because her favorite direction is up.
My cats name is Lotto the Hutt. The shelter named him "Lotto" and then he got fat. It was fitting. (He's lost most of the weight now) 😂
I love it!
The clinic I used to work for had two Great Pyrenees named Inigo Muttoya and Taj Madog. The emergency clinic I currently work for had an Apawllo last night. The creative names definitely help get you through the rough nights and the sea of Bellas you have to navigate through.
Father-in-laws family growing up had a (male) cat they named Thos. Pronounced to rhyme with paws, and Thos. is abbreviated Thomas.
We rescued a beautiful dog she had been in that shelter for 20 months. She was a Bella but I changed her name to Portabella she absolutely loved her new name. Yes she loved to eat mushrooms.😂 p.s she rescued me too. Thanks for listening
@@jhhjams1234 That is a fantastic name! Thank you for rescuing her!
My parents named our rescue Maltese-Bichon “Swiffer”! As soon as he arrived for a home visit he started rubbing against the walls, and he’s been the sweetest most clingy little guy for the past 11 years!!!
He’s 13/14 now and in multi-organ failure, but this dude is SO energetic and happy and clingy and desperate for snuggles at all times. He’s a miracle baby boy
My aunt has a chihuahua mix named Tango Tippy-toes (Last name) because his legs are twice as long as his body is wide, and it looks like he's dancing every time he moves. My mom has a dog she let me name Ahsoka because she has the same color scheme and energy level as the character.
Cisco, Pancho and Tamale are my 3 chihuahua mixes. 😆❤
My mini-schnauzer was “Dr. Doogie Schnauzer”. 😏😂
My mom’s new dog was named by the shelter. Bob Barker … the beagle. We kept it. Oh Bob. 😂
plot twist, they're actually from cat owners
😂😂
One of my dogs is called the brain, his sister is pinky. His other name is fatty devito.
Do they try to take over the world every night? 😂
Reminds me of a Reptile Vet who introduced a his patient treefrog as 'Lunch'. Lunch shared an enclosure with 'Breakfast' and 'Dinner' . Lol
Oh dear that's funny. I used to work on a farm and they had a little petting zoo. They got two bull calves and we called them Burger and Schnitzel. Schnitzel was the little one.
That’s like my former senior pastor (now a missionary) who had backyard chickens (hens). He and his family named them as a reminder of what would happen when they stopped laying eggs. Hence they had names like Nugget, Orange, Alfredo, etc.
My dogs names: Spice (my little girl named him), Hubble (like the telescope), Shakespeare, Mozart, Renoir (only one left). I’m thinking maybe Monet for the next one. It needs to be easy because the vet’s office staff cannot pronounce the last two.
You can’t go wrong with Beethoven or Vivaldi.
Paganini…then explain what the real Paganini did. :)
My dogs' names are Hank after Hank Williams and Ellie after Elly Mae Clampett.
Caravagio or Donatello Raphael or Michelangelo for easy English pronunciations. Not many people can't pronounce those names. You also have the benefit of saying you kept to your tradition of naming your fur babies after artists. 😂 Also, who can't pronounce Mozart?
@@ToudaHellI’m
Going to venture that they’re NOT native English speakers. Like if you’re Hispanic or Pakistani and you learn English phonics when you learn English the. Mozart makes no sense at all, it’s German phonics. However, they could explain the z is like the z jn pizza. But I mean have you heard some foreign people say pizza? They
Sometimes say it like the leaning tower of Pisa
I can relate, I’m a dog groomer and have had some interesting names. One dog I groomed was named Harrison Ford. That dog was a jerk 😂
We’ve groomed a cat named Sh*tty Kitty. The human names are the funniest to me. I’ve groomed a Carl, a few “Kevin”s (male and a female), Michael, a Gracie Lou Freebush, Mindy….idk why it’s funny but it is. Sone are cute, like a dog named Bark.
Topple sounds like such a cute name...but it clearly belongs to a chaotic dog.
Choo Choo. Especially if you live near railroads.
Had a rescue dog I found outside my work laying on a box. Looked like a black German Shepherd. We had no idea what to name him the first few days. Until he decided to get up on the couch. He didn’t jump. He put his two front paws on it and then a back paw and levered himself up. My husband said, ‘What a knucklehead way to get on a couch”. It stuck. Yes, he was named Knucklehead. That dog was so cool people would offer us money for him but he was priceless to us.
I had a corgi named Wiggles...if you know, you know.
My Chihuahua boys are named Finn and Jake because it's always adventure time with these two.
The names were assigned based on color (Jake is basically yellow, Finn is tricolor) but the names fit their temperaments with Jake being chill and sweet and Finn an adorable little hothead.
@@jojo-pk this is absolutely precious (I'm imagining them dressed in AT-like outfits)
@@ScientificallyStupid we haven't made them costumes yet but we're definitely going to.
I got a cat whos full govt. name is Baron Vladimir Harkonnen von Fuzzbutt, and S.O. wants to get a Jack Russel and name 'em Ripper. 😳
THE BARON! OH MY GOSH I LOVE THAT YOU CHOSE THAT!
Waiting for the cookie to get stuck
Hmmm...
First dog I ever had...sibs got him for me when I was a toddler. Saint Patrick cuz he was born on St. Patricks day.
My daughter names her dogs after famous brainy people:
Edison
Elion
Poe
The cats I take care of are Bagheera, Baloo and Meowgli😊
"uses them as a launching pad" "*cringes in veterinarian*" cracked me up lol
My two cats are Crybaby and Hemorrhoid. They're both well earned names.
My dogs are Princess Chavala Doright (yellow Dudley Labrador), Mongo Only Pawn in Game of Life (giant black long hair German Shepherd), and Rexeford Foghorn Humperdink, Esq. (Redbone Coonhound)
Humperdink because when he was 5 months (to 2 years old) he would hump me. /sigh
Dudley Doright. Ahhahaha!
Named the first dog I ever bought "Fruitbat," yeah there's a story behind it, but not this story. So I call a vet to make initial appointment, receptionist asks the pet's name, I tell her and she says, "You mean Fruitbat the cat?" Yeah. Random vet in Boulder, CO, 1982 had 2 patients named Fruitbat. I chose name before I got the dog, and before I lived there, so no local connection.
I remember sitting in the waiting room at the vets and there was this very old man with his little foxy. The vet came out and said Derek and I assumed it was the man’s name, no it was the dog. A dog named Derek, it cracked me up 😂
We named our dog Cessna, partly because we’ve owned Cessnas, but also as a retort to all the dog owners who call their dogs Piper.
Our cats are Norman “Cleggy” Clegg and Walter “Foggy” Dewhirst.
The jingle collar 😂😂😂
Had a feline patient named Cat Benatar once. Absolute highlight of my career.
I feel like we need a guinea pig episode in this series. They always appear to be named after various food items. "Pickles/Popcorn/Oreo we will see you now".
Yes, that would be great! And get some rare exceptions thrown in like my Norse God boys XD
I wonder if his ER experience is almost exclusively cats & dogs? I couldn't find an ER vet in my area that wasn't. (I'll have to watch more of his videos, I suppose!)
Had a dog called Tess and my husband came home with an unexpected kitten, I named him Tickles..
Then we had TessTickles. Fun taking them to the vets.
I always thought the dog statue's name on Friends was clever. It's Pat. Yep, Pat, the dog.
We had a dog named Whatever….because when I asked my girls what we should name him, my oldest said..I don’t know, just whatever. Meaning she didn’t care but the lady at the adoption desk said…Well that’s different. So Whatever he became. I miss that dog. R.I.P. Whatever.
I have a golden boy named Rex with an angular limb deformity - he's got a big head and little arm and I'm not sure how well that plan was thought through 😂🦖🦖
You should have seen everyone in the ER vet lobby go white when I brought him in. Jokes on them - arm is weird but he ate a plastic wrapped frozen mini cheesecake in 0bites. (He was fine, the staff prevented him from eating it again after they got it back up)
The best thing is to drop the cookie in the milk and let it soak. Then after drinking the milk you eat the cookie with a spoon.
My boxer is named Taco Endymion Calcifer Percival Gravemore, but I introduce him as Taco. (He's actually named after Taako the wizard)
I love your sense of humor and your channel. You're always great for a laugh because I know you experience this daily. :)
I have a psychotic chihuahua Italian Greyhound mix named Corn Cob…shelter name. I had her a long time using that name as a foster, then she was adopted and immediately returned, so did not get a new name that stuck. I took her back and fostered her for so long again the shelter said “just keep her.” She knew that name so - Corn Cob when she’s being naughty (which is basically all the time) and CC when she’s being cute and cuddly.
Our dog is named Guapo, which means handsome in Spanish.
My dogs are named Hank after Hank Williams and Ellie after Elly Mae Clampett.
My dog is named after a character from the Legend of Zelda franchise, but only one person has ever asked me about that (her name's Riju Spielberg). Most of the time people just struggle to pronounce it, even after I've spoken it aloud.
Riju can hang out with my cat Link. He's specifically named after Breath of the Wild Link because he's a little gremlin who climbs everywhere and eats thing he's not supposed to. 🤣
@@guntotingmonk Riju would LOVE that! She loves kitties and wants to play with them and be friends so much...unfortunately the only cats she knows don't like dogs...
RIJU! I LOVE!
Not dogs I know personally. But from a channel I watch of a guy who works and runs at a dog daycare (mind blank of his name at the moment), but he took care of a pair of golden retrievers who are siblings. Brothers in fact.
Their names were Goose and Maverick. And I thought that was pretty sweet!
Never heard of this guy before but somehow knew this was gonna slap 😂😂😂
His cat name videos are even funnier.
"My lactose intolerance can't handle that story..."
I felt that
I have a pug that eats EVERYTHING and constantly has his nose to the floor. He was always meant to be "Frankie" but he quickly became "Franklin Hoover" like the little vacuum he is.
i was gonna name a chihuahua nina caliente once because i'm just that obsessed with the sims and thought it was a cute name.
got a bulldog mix instead and named her eliza pancakes
I had a guinea pig named Troppo because she was a bit mad. It made all the receptionists laugh.
My cat's name is Ace Of Spades.
My Betta's name was Bruce Neptune Poseidon Scourge Of The Seven Sease.
I named my dog Yoongi because much like the actual man, my dog is old, cranky, only likes one person, his favorite thing to do is nap, and he looks good as a blond 😂
URSA Grace Smith (Ugs) URSA =little bear
My dog is Lilypadmé. I refused to have a white service dog named Winter (white dog, blue eyes). So my bestie said Padmé. But all of the locals of course know her and I’m a geek so I kept getting asked about The Mandalorian. Never seen it. So I was playing minecraft and saw a lilypad and I messaged the bestie with Lilypadmé. It stuck. I call her Skxawng (moron) or Paddy for short.
Winter would have been better
And that’s very disrespectful to the people who trained your dog for you
Awwww! Give her lots of love, cuddles and treats when she earns them!
I love the na'vi insult as a nickname, 10/10
I work at a doggy day care and we have a chunky little black pug named Darth Tater. 😂
Muttzarella is funny
I like unique names for my own pets. My first dog was named Shenzi, after the female hyena from the Lion King. My cats are named after Egyptian gods and our lizards are all named after famous scientists.
Whoever named your pets is an awesome person
@@emilywohlford1167 aw thanks it was mostly me 😁
I love your system, it's genius! When one day I finally move out of town and will have my own little ones, I shall follow it too 😁
A work colleague named her dog Roger. When she would talk about all the things her and Roger did together and places they went, I thought what a great couple. A couple years later I found out Roger was her dog's name, not her boyfriend. Yeah, I thought Roger was her boyfriend, not the dog.
At some point I want to have a duo named Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, and Abaddon, Destroyer of Worlds. Just didn't fit my current two.
We named my brother’s black bunny Stormageddon Dark Lord of All (his original name was Storm). Very good name although we weren’t sure if there was a character limit at the vets so I think he’s either Stormy or Stormageddon on paper.
Jabba the Mutt!!! I'm dead!
One of my fraternity sisters has a Yorkie named Talisker. Yes, after the whiskey.
When I was a kid we had a dog named Bounding Omnivore. We also had a parrakeet named What.
I recently got a dog my wife and I named Sargent Bubbles
I had a friend who named their black lab Panic. Idk if he decided to live up to it, or it was just super accurate, but it was the perfect name for him lol
*Ritalin,* aka Ritty for short, his original name was Richie before I adopted him.
It let's people know his personality instantly.
Especially when I'm chasing after him calling out his name.
And _he_ has two cats (brothers) he raised from kittenhood called *Calvin* and *Hobbes,* that he chose at a RSPCA shelter display at a pet store. He kept touching noses with one through the bars and giving me a big grin.
There was also originally a older third hand cat I renamed *Schroedinger* cat aka Schroe.
They remember me at the vets.
These pet name videos are great! Thanks for another one!
We named our cat Mozzarella, just because. Called him Mozzarella almost all the time. I'd been on a kick naming my cats for a while after food. Our first was Taco. Just had a good strong boy sound to it. Then Pita for my special girl cat. Pepper and Cocoa for two boy kittens that got adopted. Pecan for another girl cat who was adopted and finally Mozza. All good names but ones that sounded appropriate. Nothing stupid like Angel Food Cake or Tuna Cheese Casserole. 😂😂😂 Normal name for my current girl cat -- Tuulikki.
We had a basset hound named Visa because “he’s everywhere you wanna be”. (You older folks might remember that commercial.) We now have a labradoodle named Parker. (He wears a Spider-Man collar.)
I've got a Persian who likes to lay behind me while I cook. I need a backup horn.
my husband named our cat Admiral Catbar 😂 the the vet we go to loves it, when I have to make a appointment over the phone, you can hear them trying not to laugh and when we are in the vets with him, they all start laughing, they love his name 😂
Named our cats Hide and Seek because they spent the first two weeks home hiding in an armchair
had 2 cats named Pain in the A (pita) and Homewrecker.. then the neighbor had an affair with the babysitter. Not calling the cat till they moved.
My wife and I adopted both of our dogs and kept the respective names they already had. Radar - a Miniature Schnauzer with ears that are sticking straight up, and a Lab mix named Sasha. I follow someone on Facebook who adopted a blind GSD. He named him Hubble. That's brilliant!
We currently have a Chihuahua named Amelia Earhart and we used to have a Purebred Beagle whose papers actually had him registered as “Budwiser” although after we got fixed…. Dad started calling him “Budlight”
I was a kennel worker at a vet clinic for about 12 years and my favorite one I ever saw was a sweet pug named ugg. Her middle name was Lee, and her last name was Gross (yes this was an actual dog's name).
Have had two labradors. One was named Mizu (meaning water in Japanese), and she loved water above everything.
Second one is Xinah, and she has proven to be a proper warrior princess and a tiny bit of a monster.
We're thinking we should probably name the next one Loyal-izzy Cuddlebug or something😅
One of our patients was a dachshund named "Smashed Banana". Lady admitted she was high when she named him.
Also met a dog named Pancake
I named my dog DR. SAPERSTEIN. Then he broke his leg and the large NYC vet office would call me for follow up appointments and ask if DR. SAPERSTEIN was home and could they speak to him. When I replied I didn't think they could speak to him they would say, "Well he's bringing his dog, YONAH (my name) in for a check up tomorrow...". The 3rd time that happened I renamed him DR. FUZZ, and the confusion generally abated.
He had a friend at the dog run, I kid you not, named RABBI SCHNEERSON.
I love these funny videos- we need this stuff! Thx ER Vet!
My sister has a cockatoo named Wingnut 😳
And they had a pup called Mud Flap! 😳
Aspen da husky queen and Meeko potato (Yorkie) 😂😂😂
We named our sweet little Dachshund Charles Barkley. I liked “Barkley”, but my husband and boys took him to his first vet visit and had insisted on “Charles Barkley”.
Not a dog, but I had a bearded dragon who was named One eye Willie. He had one wonky eyeball that he couldn't see out of. He was a rescue from a DV situation.
We have a standard poodle named Merle. The people we got him from came up with it as a reference to the famous deep southern country singer Merle Haggard. Our dog’s father was named Haggard. Merle’s name is also a reference to his fur coloring since he has what’s called a “blue merle” pattern. It’s plain but we still think it’s cute. :3
My friends got two kittens and waited for the grandkids to come over to name them. When the kids came, one of them hid and wouldn't come out - so they called her Heidi and the other was so relaxed that the kids carried her around and fought over her and she let them maul her around, so they called her Molly.
I love the name Jabba the Mutt 😂
My dad had a Boston terrier named bimbo. It was hysterical.
My current two are Kit Cat and Colby Bunnybutt (cats). The second doesn't really roll off the tongue, but he has a big butt and he looks like a bunny, the way he hops when he plays. I don't give my pets my last name (don't love my last name), so yes, his "legal" last name is Bunnybutt. My first two were Soren Christopher and Mikko Mikko. Mikko was the second's first and last name. He was a very silly cat (who was convinced everyone but me was going to eat him) and trust me, that is totally what he would have chosen, just to be weird.
When I got my dog from the shelter, his original name was Blaze. Black dog with a white streak on his chest, so it was understandable. When I was choosing his new name, I looked at his feet and saw the little white toes and my instinct was to call him Twinkle Toes. Unfortunately or fortunately for him, he is now Slade. Missed opportunity, lol.
"Waterbed". The owner named their dog " Waterbed"... Because they wanted a waterbed, but couldn't afford one. So the dog got that name.