Guessing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Characters (ft. Nem)

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  • @MAsplinobi
    @MAsplinobi  5 років тому +3141

    Here we are, months later, and the video is nearly at 600,000 views and counting. This is mind-blowing! Never in my life did I think a video of mine would ever reach viewership like this! Thank you all for enjoying! If you wanna see more (and trust me, we're working on like three new guessing videos right now), make sure to subscribe by clicking here: ua-cam.com/users/MAsplinobi
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    • @kuanyshbektemirov9572
      @kuanyshbektemirov9572 5 років тому +6

      Dude,actually Kira is not a name it is a surn name because hisfather named Yoshihiro Kira

    • @gooseman4316
      @gooseman4316 5 років тому +4

      JOEL

    • @kaydenminton6109
      @kaydenminton6109 5 років тому +3

      DO ANOTHER JOJO REACTION VIDEO BUT WITH ALL PART 5 CHARACTERS!

    • @HentaiSourceMan
      @HentaiSourceMan 5 років тому

      Ko Ichi

    • @rattleguts1672
      @rattleguts1672 5 років тому +2

      M.A. Splinobi all those views are me rewatching this video 😂

  • @Nushi1098
    @Nushi1098 5 років тому +16239

    - How many JoJos are there?
    - How many breads have you eaten in your life?

  • @Trehvawn
    @Trehvawn 5 років тому +3153

    "No straight people in jojo"
    *Granny Erina cries for Johnaton Joestar*

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому +102

      *laughs in Ghiaccio*

    • @silverfish1294
      @silverfish1294 5 років тому +59

      what about joseph, he gets married

    • @alexanderholzer7392
      @alexanderholzer7392 5 років тому +110

      @@silverfish1294 It's just a stupid, boring tumblr-tier meme, there is only a handful of gay characters in JoJo.

    • @silentlore2458
      @silentlore2458 5 років тому +15

      Is there any gay characters in jojo

    • @silverfish1294
      @silverfish1294 5 років тому +38

      @@silentlore2458 well there is one i can think of, a priest that is in love with Dio

  • @cynrui3471
    @cynrui3471 5 років тому +2547

    “Lisa Lisa is her real name”
    Elizabeth: am I a jojoke to you?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +1318

    "Lisa Lisa, that's like the most white suburban mom name"
    Well she got the mom part right... Joseph had to find out the HARD way...

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 роки тому +3806

    "Kakyoin looks like a bottom."
    Every JoJo fan who read THAT fan manga: *war flashbacks to a certain egg*

    • @sir_shiba1201
      @sir_shiba1201 4 роки тому +436

      "Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?"

    • @sapling_hoshii
      @sapling_hoshii 4 роки тому +248

      *KAKYOIN DID YOU LAY THIS EGG*

    • @LordCapybara08
      @LordCapybara08 4 роки тому +118

      E c h o e s a c t - 1

    • @xan9224
      @xan9224 4 роки тому +30

      CLA A!AAAAAAAA!AAAA!AAAA!AAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

    • @snowbringercult
      @snowbringercult 4 роки тому +50

      jouta should be burnt in a fire

  • @mrmonsterhunter808
    @mrmonsterhunter808 4 роки тому +5716

    Caesar: literally seduces a girl the first time we meet him
    “Yeah he’s super gay”

    • @olivias364
      @olivias364 4 роки тому +522

      it’s set in the 40s, he had to blend in somehow 😔

    • @mariobros2169
      @mariobros2169 4 роки тому +261

      @@olivias364 But... it was said that he wanted to have a family like with actual kids and a wife.
      But sure he looks hella gay, not like pucci tho

    • @olivias364
      @olivias364 4 роки тому +93

      Mario Bros so did i two years ago, now im a lesbian 😳 i mean it doesnt matter im just messing lol
      edit: wait wtf "actual kids"???? can't gay people have families?? what

    • @mariobros2169
      @mariobros2169 4 роки тому +100

      @@olivias364 I know people like to fantasize about characters but when characters are stated like that and people infer it kinda hurts araki creation, but it really doesn't matter

    • @olivias364
      @olivias364 4 роки тому +59

      @@mariobros2169 lol i do not think he cares for even a second what english speaking gay fans are saying about his characters on youtube

  • @nixparadox2915
    @nixparadox2915 4 роки тому +3690

    Nem called the world, Gold, and Golden experience, Gold man. Like father like son

  • @carybryan9211
    @carybryan9211 3 роки тому +243

    "don't name him spaghetti"
    literally every other character in part 5 is named after food

  • @atonofbricksonakey9590
    @atonofbricksonakey9590 4 роки тому +2041

    "Did he break the space-time continuum with gay?"
    Best description of Pucci I've heard

  • @wizedog6915
    @wizedog6915 6 років тому +2778

    "We'll get to David Bowie later.."
    *disturbed bowie in the far right*

    • @Android2
      @Android2 6 років тому +9

      Like Number: Faiz...........Not Anymore.

    • @cpucyanheart
      @cpucyanheart 5 років тому

      @@Android2 I get it.

  • @muichirotokitou2615
    @muichirotokitou2615 5 років тому +2904

    "did he like, break the time continumn with gay, or what?"
    Well yes, but actually yes

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 2 роки тому +104

    The fact that she gets super close so often is SO HILARIOUS.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 5 років тому +2171

    “We’ll get to David Bowie Later”
    *_Killer Queen Click in the background_*

    • @radioactivestijn9978
      @radioactivestijn9978 5 років тому +2

      Stephen Reed bites za dusto!

    • @niceee3068
      @niceee3068 5 років тому +3

      @@kinggeorgeiii7515 Kira Yoshikage looks like David Bowie

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 5 років тому +6

      @@niceee3068 no he is based on David bowie

    • @niceee3068
      @niceee3068 5 років тому

      @@Akira.0. yeah thats what i meant, thanks for clarifying

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 5 років тому +1

      @@niceee3068 you said lOOKS so i had to say that

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 роки тому +2391

    "That's not how the people on the 40s dress!"
    "He's not a normal Person!"
    Practically every stand user dresses like they're in a cat walk every second in their life.

    • @SymbiSpidey
      @SymbiSpidey 4 роки тому +59

      Well to be fair, Joseph wasn't a stand user then lol

    • @davzviet5075
      @davzviet5075 4 роки тому +24

      What about koichi

    • @samanthual
      @samanthual 4 роки тому +20

      Davzviet he's the manager that has to deal with his models bs lmao 😂

    • @istoleyourkneecaps2425
      @istoleyourkneecaps2425 3 роки тому

      @@davzviet5075 Yea what about me

    • @istoleyourkneecaps2425
      @istoleyourkneecaps2425 3 роки тому

      @@samanthual Also idk what to say bout that

  • @madam-mint
    @madam-mint 5 років тому +4239

    "did his gay break the space-time continuum?"
    (jaw hits the floor)

  • @Destructorexe
    @Destructorexe 2 роки тому +70

    2:48 "Gayatta sounds like a pasta dish"
    You're not wrong he's Italian after all.

  • @njalpha1150
    @njalpha1150 4 роки тому +1806

    Can’t wait until steel ball run gets animated and funny valentine calls out “come forth Filthy acts at a reasonable price “😂😂

    • @ayman_idk3465
      @ayman_idk3465 3 роки тому +7

      🤣

    • @andro.txt0
      @andro.txt0 3 роки тому +18

      I think they cancelled SBR for the anime adaptation

    • @fachri7c467
      @fachri7c467 3 роки тому +2

      Y

    • @pomusicfo7588
      @pomusicfo7588 3 роки тому +24

      @@fachri7c467 I think they said that they were running out of money so part 7 is sadly probably never gonna get animated 🥲

    • @fachri7c467
      @fachri7c467 3 роки тому

      F

  • @eliasbuncher3467
    @eliasbuncher3467 4 роки тому +721

    there is 1 (one) straight person in jojo and that's hol horse, it's his special ability bc he was the one person to not fall in love with dio which let him try to kill him

    • @therat8390
      @therat8390 4 роки тому +45

      incorrect. Hol horse would pipe hanged man any day.

    • @ehyeotnilghri2658
      @ehyeotnilghri2658 4 роки тому +25

      Jotaro wasn't gay
      Oh wait he fisted every villain. Nvm

    • @blenddii
      @blenddii 4 роки тому +2

      The entire horse?

    • @CardsTricks42
      @CardsTricks42 4 роки тому +6

      @@therat8390 J. Geil. Hanged Man is the stand. He cannot fuck the stand.

    • @saidmaz7876
      @saidmaz7876 4 роки тому +3

      They are all straight, there’s no gay in Jojo

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 6 років тому +5212

    “Did he just, like, break the space-time continuum with gay, or what?”
    How is it that Natalie knows nothing about JoJo and yet knows everything about JoJo?

    • @kunou_noah
      @kunou_noah 6 років тому +265

      Because it is JoJo

    • @Junksnore
      @Junksnore 6 років тому +468

      It must be the work of an enemy's stand

    • @bee4838
      @bee4838 6 років тому +146

      In PMMM we get a character who actually does break the space time continuum with/for the gay. Literally. She fucking wrecking balls that bitch.

    • @m50x12
      @m50x12 6 років тому +45

      because it's bizarre adventure.

    • @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782
      @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782 6 років тому +8

      @@bee4838 what's a pmmm

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 2 роки тому +33

    “We don’t know where the hat stops and the hair starts.”
    There was the battle with D’Arby Junior where he took off his hat for pretty much half the episode, so we technically do get to see it.

  • @vc180191
    @vc180191 6 років тому +5165

    Did...did she just call Milf Hunter Kakyoin a bottom.....?

    • @catberry460
      @catberry460 6 років тому +580

      because he is

    • @ladansemakabre
      @ladansemakabre 6 років тому +533

      he is a bottom though lmfao

    • @tinidor08
      @tinidor08 6 років тому +508

      He lays eggs, sooo...

    • @epicbeast7
      @epicbeast7 6 років тому +343

      DIO probably agrees.

    • @Your20droid
      @Your20droid 6 років тому +179

      @@epicbeast7 oh, Dio agrees

  • @ohcrumbs5890
    @ohcrumbs5890 4 роки тому +1797

    Ah yes, my favourite JoJo characters, jean jean and green man.

  • @xpload2063
    @xpload2063 4 роки тому +783

    im imaging in the dub they yell, "FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE!"

    • @Vibin_Boi_Bruh
      @Vibin_Boi_Bruh 4 роки тому +26

      I mean his Stand is literally representing what he did in both Japanese and English version and the filthy acts at reasonable price makes sense cuz the filthy acts he did to keep America save i mean he's the president after all

    • @ikbeneenezelii185
      @ikbeneenezelii185 4 роки тому +44

      And instead of D4C they just call it Faaarp.

    • @drakkronus5952
      @drakkronus5952 4 роки тому +29

      F.V.: With my stand, |Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price|, I shall take over the wor-
      Johnny: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Dafuq did u just say ur stand name is?!?!?!?

    • @ssouriaa
      @ssouriaa 4 роки тому +3

      @@ikbeneenezelii185 funny avalentines aarp, old folk insurance for AMERICANZ

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 4 роки тому

      Fa3rp
      Ew

  • @dissapointmentprobably1871
    @dissapointmentprobably1871 3 роки тому +163

    "Like, if that blonde guy wasn't , like,
    the epitome of gay"
    "THIS is the epitome of gay"
    Avpol shippers: *intense sweating*
    6:05

  • @stech6250
    @stech6250 6 років тому +2966

    Just saying Lisa Lisa's actual name is Elizabeth Joestar

    • @theaniquiler7248
      @theaniquiler7248 6 років тому +28

      #rekt

    • @xBIGGIx
      @xBIGGIx 6 років тому +260

      I hate how everyone forgets that

    • @kezyne
      @kezyne 6 років тому +45

      yea but spoilers

    • @neoxus30
      @neoxus30 6 років тому +123

      You get spoilers of part 4, 5, 6 and 7 in this video, don't cry over lisa's name)

    • @starplatinum5927
      @starplatinum5927 6 років тому +43

      She insulted koichi the real piller man

  • @slushie8684
    @slushie8684 6 років тому +2617

    Kakyoin WAS the receiver of penetration...Just a different type.

  • @DiscendenzadiVlad
    @DiscendenzadiVlad 5 років тому +1789

    "He is a priest...and he is incredibly gay for DIO"
    It casually happens that DIO means God in Italian...So, yeah, there's also that...

    • @223antemerediem2
      @223antemerediem2 5 років тому +54

      "DIOs"

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 5 років тому +65

      And Pucci has said that he loves DIO as he loves God

    • @diegojimenez6975
      @diegojimenez6975 5 років тому +10

      a jerry boi Thats in Spanish lol

    • @streakgaming6106
      @streakgaming6106 5 років тому +7

      I will watch jojo just because this

    • @APT-iz9ei
      @APT-iz9ei 5 років тому +18

      Diavolo is Devil in Italian too

  • @invisleum9895
    @invisleum9895 2 роки тому +29

    “Nobody in my little pony have a severed hand fetish” that is the best line I have ever heard

  • @theepicmayham9835
    @theepicmayham9835 5 років тому +536

    4:55
    “How many jojos are there”
    That’s it
    That’s the plot

    • @Baruch.Goldstein
      @Baruch.Goldstein 4 роки тому +2

      They are all joestars in blood.

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 роки тому +2

      There are the 8 from each part and also
      Lisa Lisa

  • @naranciaghirga1809
    @naranciaghirga1809 4 роки тому +1136

    Y’all my stepdad called Kars “drag queen stripper person” 😂

  • @Daystar_Z
    @Daystar_Z 4 роки тому +427

    "Oh my God he's wearing like lesbian mom jeans "
    Damn she's perspective

    • @ceaserzeppeli5837
      @ceaserzeppeli5837 4 роки тому +3

      She way right about my gayness

    • @BoudyDSi
      @BoudyDSi 4 роки тому

      Why do ppl get confused with my hat.
      It is obviously a super good haircut

    • @childjolynecujoh8659
      @childjolynecujoh8659 4 роки тому

      Jotaro Kujo no it’s confusing as hell

    • @western_spaghetti3868
      @western_spaghetti3868 3 роки тому

      @@ceaserzeppeli5837 but when we first see you your Simon over a girl

    • @sqrunk
      @sqrunk 3 роки тому

      Me the first person to use the requiem arrow: haha am power and i have 2 types of stand

  • @Bangaliii
    @Bangaliii 3 роки тому +29

    I'll never forget how Joseph just ran around with automatic Wepons

  • @_GuiltyGhost
    @_GuiltyGhost 6 років тому +624

    *shows Jolyne*
    "Why did you lick your lips"
    LOL

    • @currentlybeingremade9706
      @currentlybeingremade9706 5 років тому +2

      GuiltyGhost Jolyne was caught... Uhhh...
      In front of a guard.

    • @isaac70784
      @isaac70784 5 років тому +1

      Tomanyan And the nyans the guard probably had the biggest boner of all time

  • @zippergoat
    @zippergoat 4 роки тому +1861

    Original name: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    Localized name: I Ain't Gay, But $20 is $20

    • @The-Listener
      @The-Listener 4 роки тому +55

      but come on $20 is $20

    • @Quantum_Revert
      @Quantum_Revert 4 роки тому +27

      Stolen from a name tier video.

    • @windvindr
      @windvindr 4 роки тому +17

      @@Quantum_Revert stolen from a jodoggo tier list video

    • @declicitous1763
      @declicitous1763 4 роки тому +1

      @@windvindr Stfu

    • @windvindr
      @windvindr 4 роки тому +6

      @@declicitous1763 no.

  • @mr.mysterious186
    @mr.mysterious186 5 років тому +1263

    Jonathan is the straightest JoJo
    Also Jotaro cuz he had a Kid with a -Dolphin- Woman
    And absolutely Joseph for cheating on his wife

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 5 років тому +100

      Absolutely Joseph because he like is the only JoJo that likes *T H O T S*

    • @Couldbedumber
      @Couldbedumber 5 років тому +40

      Gabriel Alessandro please if anyone is the thot it’s HOseph

    • @drehitemup9904
      @drehitemup9904 5 років тому +4

      ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

    • @Extreme11
      @Extreme11 5 років тому +35

      Joseph? Not at all, remember when he dressed up as a girl and offered guards tequila?

    • @juliabandino622
      @juliabandino622 5 років тому +4

      TheExtremeGamer
      That’s Joseph

  • @flyingvenets4204
    @flyingvenets4204 3 роки тому +34

    god i love nems reaction to “fithly acts at a reasonable price” LMFAOOO

  • @officiallywulfgirl
    @officiallywulfgirl 6 років тому +713

    “It’s like Homestuck but anime”
    “Never say that again”

    • @juliaconn8259
      @juliaconn8259 5 років тому +20

      would have been funnier if he called her... the b word....

    • @megacrimge7504
      @megacrimge7504 5 років тому +9

      @@juliaconn8259 no, all women are queens

    • @kwayke9
      @kwayke9 5 років тому

      Isn't this basically Jojolion, given all the Higashikatas in that part?

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 5 років тому

      @@megacrimge7504 all the other jojos: if She breaths, She's a thot

    • @DrKira-dy3uk
      @DrKira-dy3uk 5 років тому

      The worst part about this phrase is it's pretty accurate.

  • @teedoes
    @teedoes 6 років тому +2154

    Icarus
    Carus
    Cars
    Kars

    • @thischannelwasamistake9403
      @thischannelwasamistake9403 5 років тому +108

      *Intellegence 100*

    • @li11111
      @li11111 5 років тому +42

      @@thischannelwasamistake9403 Your intelligence is 0 because you spelled it wrong.

    • @maverick885
      @maverick885 5 років тому +11

      @@li11111 oof

    • @maverick885
      @maverick885 5 років тому +6

      *_o o f_*

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 5 років тому +2

      That's almost a reference to some Russion Rock right here. Just saying

  • @fabledredeyes
    @fabledredeyes 6 років тому +537

    6:45
    >"he gives a massive bottom vibe"
    *KAKYOIN, DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?*

    • @helloitsme9255
      @helloitsme9255 5 років тому +31

      No stop you’re gonna give me flashba-
      too late

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 5 років тому

      when was this?

    • @NineBulletRevolver
      @NineBulletRevolver 5 років тому +16

      *EGG,DID YOU LAY THIS KAKYOIN?*

    • @KillertoxinVA
      @KillertoxinVA 5 років тому +4

      *JOUTA KUJO AND CHARMY GREEN*

    • @BardsOnAHill
      @BardsOnAHill 5 років тому +3

      Fabled I mean, he DID get penetrated

  • @VeLocitysss
    @VeLocitysss 3 роки тому +33

    I just laughed to tears when i heard "filthy acts at reasonable price" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marleounbockmuhl6903
    @marleounbockmuhl6903 4 роки тому +1548

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: nothing
    My mind: *diodarant*

  • @aro4457
    @aro4457 4 роки тому +491

    “There’s no straight people in JoJo”
    Flashback of Joseph peeping on his own mum

    • @sugativa
      @sugativa 4 роки тому +45

      NICE!

    • @razovic527
      @razovic527 4 роки тому +4

      I love how people just forget about kids lmao

    • @mckennaa3641
      @mckennaa3641 4 роки тому +36

      @@razovic527 its called bisexuality, man

    • @davidduran445
      @davidduran445 4 роки тому +4

      @@mckennaa3641 bruh

    • @MaryMarie666
      @MaryMarie666 4 роки тому +5

      He just had a bad day, that's all

  • @waffle-jy5yf
    @waffle-jy5yf 6 років тому +845

    [ F I L T H Y A C T S A T A R E A S O N A B L E P R I C E ]

    • @floydthegreninja4031
      @floydthegreninja4031 6 років тому +30

      Fucking caught me off guard

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 років тому +3

      *[D4C]

    • @jiwoo2820
      @jiwoo2820 5 років тому +7

      They can name him D4C and not get sued becuase in the song it's just dirty deeds dont dirty cheap

    • @dickyrayhan5580
      @dickyrayhan5580 5 років тому +3

      Im dying to this call 911 pls😂😂😂😂😂

    • @izanagi5136
      @izanagi5136 5 років тому

      CryoFox I had no idea that’s what d4c’s English name was so I died

  • @Alaskanraider2734
    @Alaskanraider2734 3 роки тому +29

    The fact that she guessed that Pucci specifically broke the Space Time Continuum with his gayness is amazing. His entire character arc in a nutshell

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi 6 років тому +551

    "Her name is not Lisa Lisa."
    True. Her real name *Elilzabeth Joestar.*

  • @colonelcorn5386
    @colonelcorn5386 4 роки тому +630

    9:57 “There’s not a single straight person in JoJo” Are you forgetting the man himself... *HOL HORSE*

    • @jotarokujo2184
      @jotarokujo2184 3 роки тому +20

      And avdol

    • @jotarokujo2184
      @jotarokujo2184 3 роки тому +10

      KOICHI OKUYASA SHIGECHI KIRA um german sience guy i forgot

    • @mgame9855
      @mgame9855 3 роки тому +6

      Isn’t Girono straight

    • @chinesemal1576
      @chinesemal1576 3 роки тому +24

      @@mgame9855 no absolutely not, hima nd mista actually did it

    • @pionelpessigian5314
      @pionelpessigian5314 3 роки тому +9

      ANNASUI IS THE MOST STRAIGTEST JOJO CHARACTER

  • @krangles4656
    @krangles4656 5 років тому +425

    1:46
    "he's not a normal person!"
    *Joseph first of all pulls out a tommy gun out of his pocket and blasts all of the rounds towards straights*
    me:"he aint normal indeed"

    • @hazelbrown9883
      @hazelbrown9883 5 років тому +1

      True dat

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 років тому +3

      Towards *Straights*
      Soo Joseph is racist and gay

    • @thatonefloridaguy40
      @thatonefloridaguy40 5 років тому

      @@menacingthinker4322 yeah but its a vamp version of it

    • @alexanderhamilton1026
      @alexanderhamilton1026 5 років тому +1

      @@menacingthinker4322 He's calling Straitzo straights for short, my dude. I'm not sure if I'm getting wooshed or something, but if so, it's mostly because the sarcasm isn't coming through well through text.

  • @whoisdrools7009
    @whoisdrools7009 3 роки тому +18

    "Everyone is so BUFF"
    Thats just how jojo works

  • @KennyLunacy
    @KennyLunacy 5 років тому +1026

    Etika, FLAWLESSLY, described the STYLE of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's with only TWO WORDS...
    "FLAMBOYANT MASCULINITY."
    May Etika, forever, rest in peace.

  • @jovanbojcic8017
    @jovanbojcic8017 5 років тому +1139

    ,The gayer they look the stronger they are' is the first rule of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 років тому +20

      That was one gay monkey

    • @giornogiostar3214
      @giornogiostar3214 5 років тому +64

      @Rando
      >Diavolo
      >Straight
      Ayyylmao.

    • @AA-xd4yv
      @AA-xd4yv 5 років тому +37

      Then why wasn't Kars able to snap away half of the universe with a snap

    • @jovanbojcic8017
      @jovanbojcic8017 5 років тому +8

      @@AA-xd4yv He didn't have the red stone long enough to do it

    • @DeltaHabu
      @DeltaHabu 5 років тому +13

      But Jotaro

  • @dragonheart1236
    @dragonheart1236 5 років тому +839

    6:44 excerpt from Kakyoin's bio(from the manga)
    "... Despite his feminine appearance, Kakyoin hates being submissive and giving into other people's demands. It really pisses him off."

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 5 років тому +49

      @@nemisanerd im not exactly sure that's how that works

    • @clawiyDC4ever
      @clawiyDC4ever 5 років тому +91

      DragonHeart 12 You know that bottom isn’t the same as submissive, right?

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 5 років тому +25

      @@dragonheart1236 bottom =/= submissive

    • @mload45
      @mload45 5 років тому +45

      @@clawiyDC4ever a bottom that isn't submissive is called a power bottom

    • @swivelkeyring3512
      @swivelkeyring3512 5 років тому +6

      bottom =/= submissive

  • @Jaineify_
    @Jaineify_ 3 роки тому +8

    0:32 Jonathan Joestar
    0:42 Speedwagon
    1:19 Joseph Joestar
    2:08 Caesar Zeppeli
    2:57 Lisa Lisa
    3:37 Kars
    4:05 DIO
    4:44 Jotaro Kujo
    5:55 Polnareff
    6:40 Kakyoin
    7:24 Josuke Higashikata
    8:17 Koichi Hirose
    9:01 Kira
    9:54: Giorno Giovanna
    10:46 Bruno
    11:30 Diavolo
    11:51 Jolyne Cujoh
    12:20 Pucci
    13:54 Johnny Joestar
    14:38 Funny Valentine

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 5 років тому +501

    >implying spaghetti wouldn't be a totally reasonable part 5 name

    • @ventus5816
      @ventus5816 5 років тому +55

      Part 5 has Risotto, Prosciutto, Formaggio and Ciocolatta, so Spaghetti would fit right in

    • @tntimothyroditi1576
      @tntimothyroditi1576 5 років тому +25

      Fig cookie, orange, Mixed Salad, Lamb, Clotted Cream, salt, Sugar, cheese, black rice, illusion,

    • @WooSKo
      @WooSKo 5 років тому +1

      *w h o a*

    • @argpalauanbruh
      @argpalauanbruh 5 років тому +2

      Part 5 has a motherfucking ice cream

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren 5 років тому +2

      @Gabriel Mota yeah but sorbet is a type of ice cream
      I don't know if it was for immersion and that araki couldn't come up with a decent roster of memorable Italian names or what but legit everyone is just named after food (in Italian)

  • @carlosaguilar9742
    @carlosaguilar9742 6 років тому +888

    I actually lost it at "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price"

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 років тому +61

      Petty-ass overpowered cotton candy robot boy

    • @rei_sen7646
      @rei_sen7646 5 років тому +48

      D4C vs FA3RP

    • @gorey348
      @gorey348 5 років тому +14

      Me too. Never knew that lmao, that's priceless.

    • @dirkmoon
      @dirkmoon 5 років тому +4

      F3ARP

    • @cooldude8632
      @cooldude8632 5 років тому +4

      My favorite Esidisi song

  • @mn-oe4yv
    @mn-oe4yv 4 роки тому +228

    “We’ll get to David Bowie later...”
    *shows picture of Kira Yoshikage*

    • @ThePolishTexan
      @ThePolishTexan 4 роки тому

      BRUH YOUR PFP IS LITERALLY MY OLD DISCORD PICTURE

  • @nicholaskummerow1456
    @nicholaskummerow1456 3 роки тому +14

    “It sounds like a poorly translated game show: fix that spaghetti!”
    I’m dying of laughter!!!!

  • @roses6081
    @roses6081 5 років тому +612

    Stand User:「Nem」
    Stand: *「B I T C H M O N E Y」*

    • @hashiratheenby450
      @hashiratheenby450 5 років тому +3

      Stats and ability?

    • @Naijol
      @Naijol 5 років тому +14

      @@hashiratheenby450 there is no ability cus she got none

    • @roses6081
      @roses6081 5 років тому

      @@hashiratheenby450 shit forgot bout that

    • @D-Gauth
      @D-Gauth 5 років тому +1

      I would rather THIS be D4Cs alternative name

    • @alexflakovskiy6022
      @alexflakovskiy6022 5 років тому

      Sounds like Harvest

  • @julianspatter1905
    @julianspatter1905 6 років тому +382

    You shoulda told her that Lisa-Lisa is about 50 years old.

    • @granturismomarko2281
      @granturismomarko2281 5 років тому +8

      Joseph cant be Lisa Lisas son because he actually aged

    • @yox9899
      @yox9899 5 років тому +4

      @@granturismomarko2281 Even with Hamon you still age, but really Slow, he was 60 or more in Stardust, even Straits, who trained Hamon aged at 60+

  • @anitaremenarova6662
    @anitaremenarova6662 4 роки тому +251

    "And this is the part where they just started using song references"
    Kars, Whammu and Eisidisi: *Are we a joke to you?*

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 4 роки тому +6

      You, thousands of years old demigods got owned by a teenager so yeah, pretty much.

    • @nuggs4306
      @nuggs4306 2 роки тому +5

      William Zeppeli: *amateurs*

  • @leomationsv5733
    @leomationsv5733 3 роки тому +12

    I love how she guessed Pucci breaking the space and time continuum right

  • @TheDatabaseNetwork
    @TheDatabaseNetwork 4 роки тому +634

    Japanese original: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap / D4C"
    American Version of Funny Valentine's Stand: "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price."
    Me: What's wrong with just calling it "Dirty Deeds?"

    • @magicmonkey7075
      @magicmonkey7075 4 роки тому +113

      Or “Dimes 4 Crimes”

    • @scottrauch1261
      @scottrauch1261 4 роки тому +41

      @@magicmonkey7075 I like it. Same energy and it keeps the D4C.

    • @magicmonkey7075
      @magicmonkey7075 4 роки тому +19

      Scott Rauch Someone else came up with that by the way, I was just sharing

    • @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х
      @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х 4 роки тому +30

      Or "Petty-ass Overpowered Cotton Candy Robot Boy"

    • @super_pig103
      @super_pig103 4 роки тому +4

      Crafty Conspiracy’s at a Curtail Cost

  • @vanillarice6163
    @vanillarice6163 4 роки тому +681

    “His name is Giorno G I O V A N N I”
    Me, an intellectual: GIORNO GIOVANNA

    • @shrekvin3457
      @shrekvin3457 4 роки тому +4

      Vanilla Rice what?

    • @akiraamamiya8483
      @akiraamamiya8483 4 роки тому +41

      @@shrekvin3457 the dude said Giornos name was Giorno Giovanni....I cringed so hard at that moment that I even cringed on the inside....how tf did you not hear that?

    • @chevoool7827
      @chevoool7827 4 роки тому +16

      @@akiraamamiya8483 he say the name of Bruno is Bruno Buccialati * cries in italian *

    • @antonioasteriti9267
      @antonioasteriti9267 4 роки тому +2

      Sei italiano vero?

    • @razovic527
      @razovic527 4 роки тому

      @@akiraamamiya8483 in the part 2 video he says he mistaked it and says it correctly (ua-cam.com/video/MZ1YPDnb6fE/v-deo.html)

  • @weesedaboi8663
    @weesedaboi8663 5 років тому +567

    jesus is technically a jojo character

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +72

      Jesus Joestar

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому +41

      jeasus *is* a jojo charracter , and , cannonically speaking , Kenishiro is as well , since Bohemian Rapsody

    • @weesedaboi8663
      @weesedaboi8663 5 років тому +1

      @@mihaiioc.3809 oh yeah i forgot about that

    • @spachino7351
      @spachino7351 5 років тому +1

      Jejo

    • @rotundmonibuv5103
      @rotundmonibuv5103 5 років тому +1

      Jejo no Kimyou na Boken

  • @easytosayuser729
    @easytosayuser729 3 роки тому +8

    Ah yes my favorite anime, Buff guy screaming at people for extended periods of time

  • @lindsaythemorallygay4586
    @lindsaythemorallygay4586 4 роки тому +241

    "NO ONE in My Little Pony as a severed limb fetish!"
    "Not yet."

    • @Jac58290
      @Jac58290 4 роки тому +6

      Fanfics exist

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 роки тому +6

      @@Jac58290
      (Laughs in cupcake)

    • @manavasrani4466
      @manavasrani4466 4 роки тому +1

      cant wait

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 4 роки тому

      Lyraaaaa

    • @1stAviator
      @1stAviator 4 роки тому

      If I was still alive, I would've recruited Kira. Shit, Satan wants his phone back. Son of a bi

  • @ZacMio
    @ZacMio 4 роки тому +729

    "Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price" sounds like when you google translate something over and over

    • @istoleyourkneecaps2425
      @istoleyourkneecaps2425 3 роки тому +6

      Jotaro-san saw your comment and now he is crying on me. I dont know if i need to calm him or to run cuz this is the first time i saw him cry!

    • @tjonsmith6365
      @tjonsmith6365 3 роки тому

      Wtf is that localization name lol

    • @articninja2329
      @articninja2329 3 роки тому +1

      Filthy Frank At A Idubbbz Video

    • @morenodeluxe4071
      @morenodeluxe4071 2 роки тому +5

      Acts that are seen as immoral or sadistic that are sold at a price that is cheaper than the price in the current market

    • @krystofkarda7395
      @krystofkarda7395 2 роки тому

      bebsi

  • @sensynsen
    @sensynsen 4 роки тому +881

    "He gives off a massive bottom vibe"
    JotaKak fans: screaming

    • @ronaleelopiga2927
      @ronaleelopiga2927 4 роки тому +45

      I mean...you ain't wrong XD
      But I laughed for the most of it XDDD

    • @naranciaghirga1809
      @naranciaghirga1809 4 роки тому +31

      Yes yes yes yes

    • @bl1tz1t
      @bl1tz1t 3 роки тому +7

      YES YES YES YES YES YES

    • @martaermini1276
      @martaermini1276 3 роки тому +5

      Yes
      I literally screamed

    • @Master_vp101
      @Master_vp101 3 роки тому +3

      As someone who ships Kakyoin with Jotaro's mom, JotaKak shippers make me want to slap someone

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 3 роки тому +10

    5:12 Before I ever watched JoJo I thought Jotaro was a train conductor lmao!

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan 2 роки тому +1

      I thought Jotaro was a police before I watched Jojo

  • @luiginerd4productions658
    @luiginerd4productions658 5 років тому +212

    Stand name: *| L U I G I |*
    Stand User: Spaghetti Pizza

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому +10

      Localization Name: *FIXING SPAGETTI*

    • @FlamesTheCyndaquil
      @FlamesTheCyndaquil 5 років тому +2

      @@mihaiioc.3809 why am i dead? Is it because this comment is too funny?

  • @crystedits4616
    @crystedits4616 6 років тому +767

    Luigi Giovanna
    And I can't believe she said Dio looked like David Bowie before we even got to Kira XD

    • @balbobiggins8012
      @balbobiggins8012 6 років тому +34

      The hidden link between DIO and Kira

    • @kevinwilliam964
      @kevinwilliam964 6 років тому +13

      Remember when Kira gave Jotaro ptsd?

    • @jeffreypinarchick2127
      @jeffreypinarchick2127 6 років тому +4

      Sinister Garbage it all makes sense

    • @mamons30
      @mamons30 6 років тому +4

      That's David bowie in his labyrinth costume

    • @lordofshades9852
      @lordofshades9852 6 років тому

      Once while browsing porn it gad a vid called david bowie lookalike fists a green FUCKER

  • @richardendresz161
    @richardendresz161 5 років тому +268

    He looks like David Bowie!
    KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THAT COMMENT

    • @megacrimge7504
      @megacrimge7504 5 років тому

      Oh shi-

    • @m-sama2140
      @m-sama2140 5 років тому +1

      Kira Kuin, daisan no bakudan! BITES THE DUST!

    • @megacrimge7504
      @megacrimge7504 5 років тому

      @@m-sama2140 *explosion noises* whyyyyyyyyyyy ;-;

  • @sharpswordxj5594
    @sharpswordxj5594 3 роки тому +4

    I like to think that Jotaros hat has like a comb on the end so it slots into his hair , so it creates his seamless hair to hat combo. Anyway nice video mate.

  • @irok1
    @irok1 6 років тому +313

    I can’t believe she guessed what Pucci did. GG

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому

      @Declan McKenna tell me how pucci looks gay

  • @purple5823
    @purple5823 4 роки тому +307

    "Filthy acts at a reasonable price. That is so cursed"
    Yes, yes it is.

    • @Vibin_Boi_Bruh
      @Vibin_Boi_Bruh 4 роки тому +7

      The English name filthy acts at reasonable price makes sense cuz it also represents funny valentine actions
      Filthy acts he did for the price of America's good i mean he's the president so
      Just here to tell his English name actually makes sense

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 роки тому +4

      I mean , honestly?The name sounds cool enough,sure,it's not nearly as good as the original name,but it's still pretty good imo
      What I'm worried about is how are they gonna make an acronym for it?what are they gonna say?FA3RP?

    • @vhem6007
      @vhem6007 4 роки тому +2

      I’m not even on part 7 so I thought that was a meme to where it is just a stupid version of the name....

    • @xicriminal_gaming4754
      @xicriminal_gaming4754 2 роки тому

      She said my stomach hurts not that is cursed .
      But that is cursed

  • @lauryw
    @lauryw 4 роки тому +388

    "Kakyoin gives bottom vibes"
    *_everyone agrees with that_*

    • @datyoshi
      @datyoshi 3 роки тому +1

      hes 17

    • @lauryw
      @lauryw 3 роки тому +1

      @@datyoshi so is Jotaro and the highschool girls

    • @datyoshi
      @datyoshi 3 роки тому +1

      @@lauryw while that is true, he didn't have any sexual attraction to either Kakyoin or the highschool girls.

    • @ihatetwitter8644
      @ihatetwitter8644 3 роки тому +2

      kakyoin did you lay this egg???

    • @Vandrk
      @Vandrk 3 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @echoknight8027
    @echoknight8027 3 роки тому +11

    3:13 bitch money is my favorite by far

  • @Magnet_Chaos
    @Magnet_Chaos 5 років тому +237

    "Nobody in My Little Pony has a severed limb fetish!"
    Lyra: Am I joke to you?

  • @andreavascelli5469
    @andreavascelli5469 6 років тому +237

    in italian DIO is literally translated "GOD"

  • @asta-is-dead
    @asta-is-dead 4 роки тому +201

    "he looks like a bottom"
    me, looking towards the jotakak fandom: w-

    • @bunchaidiots2065
      @bunchaidiots2065 4 роки тому +5

      Bro what about josekak it exists

    • @thehollyraven
      @thehollyraven 3 роки тому +1

      @@bunchaidiots2065 I’m 3 months late but. 👁👄👁
      the what fandom

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 3 роки тому +8

      @@bunchaidiots2065
      Please tell me they use Young Joseph for that ship, PLEASE TELL ME THEY USE YOUNG JOSEPH FOR THAT SHIP!
      (Not that I ship them but Old Joseph x Kakyoin is kind of illegal since Kakyoin isn't a legal adult yet)

    • @bunchaidiots2065
      @bunchaidiots2065 3 роки тому +4

      @@goldenhydreigon4727 its old joseph unfortunately
      You can probably find it on that weird ass archive site

  • @kazumi_takumiyt7627
    @kazumi_takumiyt7627 3 роки тому +8

    “ LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... *L* *u* *i* *g* *i* “ 10:12

  • @detaexpunged9859
    @detaexpunged9859 6 років тому +398

    S P E E D W A G O O O O N?

    • @omegabet3912
      @omegabet3912 6 років тому +31

      *Stroheim voice:*Speeeeeeeeedowagonng ~

    • @granturismomarko2281
      @granturismomarko2281 5 років тому

      SpeedwaGONE

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому

      Nem
      *Acceptable Answer!*
      He is everyone’s bro so you are right
      Carry on

  • @diobrando4513
    @diobrando4513 4 роки тому +257

    Everyone: laughs*
    The guy who named D4C, filthy acts at a reasonable price: :(

    • @jessicacarvalhocorrea2314
      @jessicacarvalhocorrea2314 4 роки тому

      Someone explain to me??

    • @terla2971
      @terla2971 4 роки тому +5

      Jessica Carvalho Correa it’s just the stupidest localization ever. Nothing to get the name is just plain stupid.

    • @load-bearingcoconut5586
      @load-bearingcoconut5586 4 роки тому +9

      @@terla2971 I beg to differ in that. Need I remind you that Flaccid Pancake is a thing.

    • @terla2971
      @terla2971 4 роки тому +4

      @@load-bearingcoconut5586 Forgot about that one, I stand corrected it's one of the worse localization.

    • @poggers4392
      @poggers4392 4 роки тому +1

      Terla *BLUEFORD*

  • @clowny7558
    @clowny7558 4 роки тому +148

    "It's like homestuck, but anime-"
    N e v e r s a y t h a t a g a i n

  • @v777toria
    @v777toria Рік тому +3

    i love how the original video is guessing their names but it started turning into guessing their sex position

  • @asphodeile
    @asphodeile 4 роки тому +80

    “so they named it filthy acts at a reasonable pri-“
    the girl: *_WHEEZING_*

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 4 роки тому +279

    "Lesbian mom jeans"
    *looks at my mom*
    "I knew it!"
    Edit: I mean no joke I did already know it for like 5 years lol

    • @Jac58290
      @Jac58290 4 роки тому +20

      Her wife made me a bit suspicious, but now it's for sure

  • @doctordank4229
    @doctordank4229 6 років тому +401

    hilarious love-letter with his stand | U N S A N I T A R Y A C T I O N S D O N E F O R A D I S C O U N T E D P R I C E |

    • @threekingstv4368
      @threekingstv4368 6 років тому +81

      | U N W A S H E D F E A T S A C C O M P L I S H E D I N E X C H A N G E F O R A N A F F O R D A B L E R A T E |

    • @stereo5564
      @stereo5564 6 років тому +32

      Regretful moments committed for a prince under the usual stock market

    • @jitsauce522
      @jitsauce522 6 років тому +23

      Very regretful and unclean doings done for a reasonable price of which is below the usual cost

    • @soupcake3092
      @soupcake3092 6 років тому +27

      Services of questionable legality and morality performed in exchange for a significantly lower than average monetary sum.
      Aka SOQLAMPIEFASLTAMS

    • @random_idiot
      @random_idiot 6 років тому +30

      Performance of operations of which are contemplated by the commonplace commonality to be characterized as unscrupulous and underhanded at an expenditure of which is contemplated by the commonplace commonality to be characterized as an extraordinarily insignificant magnitude of legal tender of a magnitude insignificant enough to bear comparison with the magnitude of legal tender that of which could be used to procure earthen soil.

  • @sleepyboi5709
    @sleepyboi5709 3 роки тому +10

    Nems reaction is my reaction to filthy acts at a reasonable price

  • @ballchopper3000
    @ballchopper3000 5 років тому +210

    This moment when instead of R.E.O Speedwagon....
    I Heard Oreo speedwagon.

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 5 років тому +1

      THAAAANKS GIOGIO
      not.even a freaking jojo freaking giogio

    • @febed01
      @febed01 5 років тому +1

      Vento Speedwagon ^^ No, joking, Speedwagon actually reincarnated as Mista's #5

    • @WooSKo
      @WooSKo 5 років тому

      *sounds tasty*

  • @MeidoInHebun
    @MeidoInHebun 6 років тому +194

    Jolyne's mom called her Jojo

  • @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
    @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 5 років тому +480

    Nobody:
    English translators for manga: Filthy acts done at a reasonable price.

  • @Puricifier
    @Puricifier 2 роки тому +4

    Can wait for Part 7 to get released and for the English dub Voice actor of F.V to yell : " *FLITHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE"!* "

  • @feartheoldbllood
    @feartheoldbllood 5 років тому +1970

    "no straight people in JoJo"
    jotaro is the *literal* manliest anime character ever
    edit: hi people who still somehow find this! i made this comment when i was an ignorant 15 year old but yes, now i can fully confirm there are no straight people in jojo

  • @snowbringercult
    @snowbringercult 4 роки тому +148

    "We'll get to David Bowie later"
    *Kira intensifies*

  • @TrialByDance
    @TrialByDance 5 років тому +434

    "Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price" killed me

    • @ConfettiExplosion
      @ConfettiExplosion 5 років тому +3

      The guy he stole that jo-joke from did it much better

    • @jacket5596
      @jacket5596 5 років тому +8

      How about im not gay but $20 is $20 (even though i am gay)

    • @D-Gauth
      @D-Gauth 5 років тому +1

      @@jacket5596 this is 10000 times better

    • @jacket5596
      @jacket5596 5 років тому

      @@D-Gauth thank you

    • @rob6508
      @rob6508 5 років тому +1

      @@jacket5596 sry already taken
      How about I aint straight but buttsex is buttsex

  • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
    @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 роки тому +8

    6:56 *flashbacks to holly trying to get in kakyoin's pants*

  • @asquirrel7757
    @asquirrel7757 4 роки тому +127

    If there was a character called "Bitch Money" in my little pony i would watch it religiously

    • @AgentLando
      @AgentLando 3 роки тому

      I'm gonna make an account called bitch money now

  • @Ayeato
    @Ayeato 5 років тому +153

    “Is he some kind of god?”
    “Sort of”
    Bro this is literaly god, kars literaly is a god

    • @eenkoos2020
      @eenkoos2020 5 років тому +11

      You mean, the ultimate bisexual unicorn life form

  • @razovic527
    @razovic527 4 роки тому +670

    "This is the gayest jojo character"
    Ah yes, a literal priest is the gayest jojo character.