John Guesses Vento Aureo Stands

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  • @PureBoi
    @PureBoi 5 років тому +5819

    "He actually kicks more than punches"
    7 page muda: Am i a joke to you?

    • @Michael-Ambarossa
      @Michael-Ambarossa 5 років тому +47

      im want die should be stand name and it can make bridgs with macronee

    • @jojokes_n_stuff
      @jojokes_n_stuff 5 років тому +99

      @DIO Brando Hey DIO, when you're screwing girls do you ask Jonathan does he enjoy this?? Honestly I bet you do with your gay ass!
      -Triggered Joseph Joestar

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 років тому +164

      I guess so

    • @ryleybrooks73
      @ryleybrooks73 5 років тому +9

      Angry Pingu hello old friends

    • @jojokes_n_stuff
      @jojokes_n_stuff 5 років тому +3

      @@ryleybrooks73 Hello

  • @135roze
    @135roze 5 років тому +5821

    Why write paragraphs about GER's ability when you can just sum it up in one word: “No”

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 років тому +115

      That's not what happened

    • @amogusgaming4459
      @amogusgaming4459 5 років тому +135

      codebracker really?
      I thought he negates all attacks

    • @azureiceflare4243
      @azureiceflare4243 5 років тому +242

      Norbu that’s the joke- it’s kind of like no that’s not what happened

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 років тому +104

      @@azureiceflare4243 Yeah like when someone has a flashback and someone says "wait I was there, that's not what happened"

    • @HumbleShelf
      @HumbleShelf 5 років тому +22

      u

  • @starman6392
    @starman6392 5 років тому +495

    *Proceeds to call Abbachio's Stand Metallica*
    Risotto: *screams in razor*

    • @transboi4754
      @transboi4754 4 роки тому +8

      Razors are terrifying

    • @transboi4754
      @transboi4754 4 роки тому +7

      And razors are painful when thrown up

    • @themememeister8382
      @themememeister8382 4 роки тому +5

      Risotto:NOOOOO!!!!1!1!!11! YOU CANT JUST WITHSTAND MY ATTACK
      Doppio: haha razor go AAAAAA-

    • @neonix761
      @neonix761 4 роки тому

      @Leone Abbacchio he literally killed you and you just say "best boy" like what the hell

    • @neonix761
      @neonix761 4 роки тому

      @Leone Abbacchio bruh have you lost your memories like gappy? imma send a link

  • @sageee404
    @sageee404 5 років тому +2949

    G.e.r summed up
    “Not funny”
    *”didn’t happen”*

    • @kyuura4324
      @kyuura4324 5 років тому +18

      King Crimson summed up: Diavolio has save states

    • @siggy2508
      @siggy2508 5 років тому +38

      @@kyuura4324 no that would be bites the dust, king crimson is more like skipping 10 seconds in a youtube video

    • @gladandsad2581
      @gladandsad2581 5 років тому +3

      @@siggy2508 I did that today!

    • @syrilascended1172
      @syrilascended1172 5 років тому +22

      @@siggy2508 nah its just: *LAG* but only one person has good wifi

    • @desire9308
      @desire9308 5 років тому +5

      Why is this so fucking correct

  • @MrLCGO
    @MrLCGO 5 років тому +717

    -"Honestly, I'm still excited to see how they beat these kinds of powers"
    -"It's called G.E.R."
    -"Oh..."
    Same.

    • @robyn6455
      @robyn6455 3 роки тому +15

      if requiem wasnt a thing i thought giorno would
      beat diavolo by using his life giver ability, like with bruno where he accelerates his consciousness, but it somehow fucks with diavolos time skip
      idk how itd work but i think it would be cool

    • @basedimperialism
      @basedimperialism 3 роки тому +8

      @@robyn6455 Giorno accelerates Diavolo's timeskip to the point where Diavolo skips over the entirety of the universe, and thus essentially removes himself from existence?

    • @Kosaku-kawajiri
      @Kosaku-kawajiri Рік тому

      ​@@robyn6455 did you think Diavolo will let Giorno hit he?????

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh Рік тому +3

      @@robyn6455that’d be cool, he would think he’s skipping over 10 seconds when in reality it’s only been a few milliseconds

    • @Carrotinthesea
      @Carrotinthesea Рік тому

      ​@@basedimperialism Made in Crimson?!

  • @jpz.8772
    @jpz.8772 5 років тому +2121

    "What's a good Christian rock band?" "Metallica"

    • @asmodeus58XX
      @asmodeus58XX 5 років тому +28

      W.A.S.P. is now a Christian band, and they're better than they'd ever been as deviants IMHO.

    • @chiptoothty
      @chiptoothty 5 років тому +8

      My favorite Christian rock band is “Duwong”

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 5 років тому +1

      Casting crowns
      Newsboys
      Nah
      METALLICA

    • @ddomenicoeeziommancini
      @ddomenicoeeziommancini 5 років тому +2

      Powerwolf

    • @l_ndonmusic
      @l_ndonmusic 4 роки тому +3

      I was legit about to call it “Jesus Freak”

  • @wickedgrimm3270
    @wickedgrimm3270 5 років тому +2563

    remove cause from effect= king crimson
    remove effect from causes= G.E.R

    • @SonicSuperSpeed1
      @SonicSuperSpeed1 5 років тому +141

      WickedGrimm that.....actually explains them perfectly

    • @kanekinzinzin
      @kanekinzinzin 5 років тому +136

      Example: you died on minecraf but you never saw what happened
      You died in minecraft but you will never reach respawn screen(dying infinitely)

    • @cahruun
      @cahruun 5 років тому +34

      Yeah, ger just cancels out king crimson. If diavolo wasn’t stupid he could’ve still won against it if he used kc to mitigate ger’s effect

    • @giornogiovanna729
      @giornogiovanna729 5 років тому +30

      @@cahruun He already used KC's ability, Giorno was in the "subspace" of it's ability, but G.E.R just said "nope, not happening" and reversed it/reset it unto zero. Pretty much like Jotaro moving in the stopped time of The World. (I mean, just imagine as if Jotaro never achieved the time stop ability)

    • @Dino-er8tp
      @Dino-er8tp 5 років тому +7

      Actually its more like KC skips the effect, and GER resets to 0

  • @richell555
    @richell555 5 років тому +3407

    No one:
    Narancia: Theres a shark in my soup

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 років тому +126

      There's no shark in my soup*

    • @shadowtheretard5362
      @shadowtheretard5362 5 років тому +117

      I always say it with woody's voice
      *"there's a S H A R K in mah S O U P"*

    • @leventenagy1488
      @leventenagy1488 5 років тому +43

      W H E R E I S M A H S U P E R S U I T ? !

    • @twitchgraal9030
      @twitchgraal9030 5 років тому +17

      @@leventenagy1488 Theres a snake in my boot.

    • @zedantXiang
      @zedantXiang 5 років тому +9

      Chinese restoraunt intensified.

  • @shxdewxstxken
    @shxdewxstxken 5 років тому +2243

    How they just gonna skip the real purple haze and Sex Pistols

    • @WhyFi59
      @WhyFi59 5 років тому +342

      They forgot about Fugo as much as Araki smh

    • @edgarvega5859
      @edgarvega5859 5 років тому +168

      Also Black Sabbath, Soft Machine, Kraftwerk, etc.

    • @shxdewxstxken
      @shxdewxstxken 5 років тому +11

      True

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie 5 років тому +150

      Man, Part 5 had so many good stands.
      Meanwhile in part 6: my stand can detect wind movement... That's it.
      Also part 6: my stand makes people angry... That's it
      Also also part 6: I AM VERY SUICIDAL AND I THINK MY STAND KILLS SOMEONE WHEN I TRY TO KILL MYSELF.

    • @waker_link
      @waker_link 5 років тому +24

      @@DissedRedEngie yeah, most of part 6 stands are extremely mediocre at best, which honestly makes the entire part way more boring

  • @SHADOMEGA7569
    @SHADOMEGA7569 5 років тому +601

    *Beach Boys*
    * a fishing rod withbthe power that makes people think they're fish*
    Weather Report: *exists*

    • @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079
      @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 5 років тому +16

      Its like a requiem of that idea lol. It doesnt just make them think they are fish, it makes them fish.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 роки тому +7

      F r o g s

    • @halfhorse4565
      @halfhorse4565 4 роки тому +5

      @@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 nah.... If you read it until the end, it says it just makes people turn into a snail.

    • @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079
      @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 4 роки тому +6

      @@halfhorse4565 Its cause is subliminal messages that make them think they are snails tho.

    • @mechatecha8514
      @mechatecha8514 4 роки тому

      @@Scazoid *snails*

  • @TheAweDude1
    @TheAweDude1 5 років тому +3073

    Best way to explain Red Senpai: You ever played an online game and lagged out? Where you're doing a thing, then you lag out for a few seconds, you're character is still doing the things, but you have no idea what is happening. KC is like forcing the entire world to lag out.

    • @patrickripleyiii134
      @patrickripleyiii134 5 років тому +137

      TheAweDude1 HOW DOES IT WORK, IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU CAN STOP TIME, YOU CAN REWIND TIME BUT YOU CANT ERASE TIME , IT SHOULDNT BE THERE

    • @TrulySomeone
      @TrulySomeone 5 років тому +136

      patrick ripley iii
      Erasing time isn’t exactly what happens there.
      Just imagine that during the “Time Erasure” King Crimson is completely invincible, and people will be forced to carry out whatever action the were fated to do. King Crimson however is completely fine, and is able to do as he pleases, no one is able to move within the “Erased Time”, (Except for G.E.R.) and once the ability is finished, you’ll have absolutely no idea what had just happened during the “Erased Time” and King Crimson can use Epitath during this time to see everyone’s actions on full display (as seen in his first reveal) but now he uses his hair for his “Future Footage”. King Crimson can position himself in accordance to his Epitath’s Footage for him to be in the perfect spot for an attack. This is really why King Crimson is just so powerful.
      And the stand on itself is different than most others, it doesn’t “stand rush” or use barrage punches, King Crimson just throws out one really, really strong punch, and that’s the fight (See Abacchio for example) .
      So let’s give an example:
      If someone were to try to shoot you (Proud Owner of both Epitath and King Crimson) with a gun, you would’ve already known of it happening thanks to Epitath, so all you need to do is to active King Crimson’s “Time Erasure” and wait for the bullet to go through you, then finish the ability. So, basically, you didn’t get shot. No, what happened was that the bullet got shot from the gun, moved a little bit, then got instantly teleported on the other side of you, then just missed. You know why? Because the *time with the impact of the bullet hitting you was completely erased* . The bullet *never* hit you, it didn’t.
      That’s King Crimson’s ability. Simple? No, understandable? Yes.
      Tl;dr Read it you mammoni. I really dislike it when people write off King Crimson as a “not really thought through stand with a dumb under-explained overpowered just for the sake of the plot”, when in reality it’s very unique and makes sense.
      I personally think that G.E.R. is a much weirder stand, but it seems King Crimson just gets the smaller end of the stick...
      Tl;dr;tl;dr I love King Crimson and i’m sure that this isn’t even comprehensible in any way but whatever.

    • @TrulySomeone
      @TrulySomeone 5 років тому +34

      so basically he just DDOSes reality

    • @patrickripleyiii134
      @patrickripleyiii134 5 років тому +11

      Yeah I was joking 😂 I understand his ability, I was just quoting a video of someone who didn't

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 років тому +18

      The Japanese pronunciation of King Crimson is “kingu kurimuzon” (sounding like “Kingu Kurimson” because it’s being said by native speakers). Not “Kingu crimsonu”. That just sounds wrong and ugly.

  • @misko5877
    @misko5877 5 років тому +702

    Tries to explain Beach boy, explains Heavy weather

  • @Kerubu
    @Kerubu 5 років тому +1770

    I think the best explanation I've ever heard of King Crimson is "He deletes autonomy."

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 років тому +78

      He becomes intangible and causes amnesia

    • @imatiu
      @imatiu 5 років тому +100

      He erases cause while effect remains.
      Basically erases a length of time and anything that happened during, but not the results of it.

    • @aaronsound
      @aaronsound 5 років тому +62

      What about '''Lags the world for 5 seconds but removes himself from the effect?''

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 років тому +12

      @@aaronsound The result is the same, if you don't count epitaph

    • @substituteaccount1915
      @substituteaccount1915 5 років тому +16

      Ok you know when you fall asleep and time kinda like skips to the morning? Yeaaaaa...

  • @hairythepig3260
    @hairythepig3260 5 років тому +428

    How could you not include Purple Haze after John guessed it twice, the man deserves to see it

    • @lowqualitytrash7034
      @lowqualitytrash7034 5 років тому +3

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @lowqualitytrash7034
      @lowqualitytrash7034 5 років тому +2

      @ToeTruck once in this video, and once in the stardust crusaders video

    • @agenta6432
      @agenta6432 4 роки тому +6

      guessed it more than it was used

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 роки тому

      I think he put it together before he started guessing

  • @sniddler9114
    @sniddler9114 5 років тому +226

    The best way to describe GER is "Ctrl + Z"

    • @hyperiusnovani
      @hyperiusnovani 4 роки тому +11

      That explanation also suits *Killer Queen: Bites The Dust* very well

    • @masarusenpai1952
      @masarusenpai1952 4 роки тому +1

      A better way to explain it is to continuously press 1 on your laptop while watching this video

    • @hyperiusnovani
      @hyperiusnovani 4 роки тому

      @@masarusenpai1952 but every time you do that, you also know what happened in the 10 seconds you skipped.

    • @frallbobroggins4005
      @frallbobroggins4005 4 роки тому

      Sniddler It’s basically just time keeps moving, but it can make things that happened, not happen.

    • @LoudPlateAndy
      @LoudPlateAndy 4 роки тому

      Screw that... Just click the pause button and you'll what's that stand

  • @The_Wok115
    @The_Wok115 5 років тому +252

    I like how it feels like he's acually trying to guess the stand instead of giving up and plunging into the deep end. Its a nice change of pace

    • @plantnerd_1147
      @plantnerd_1147 5 років тому +10

      little guy gamer I feel like the difference between these and other “guess the stand” videos is that this dude has a solid concept of what stands are and the naming conventions/functions - like, he actually knows what he’s doing lol

    • @The_Wok115
      @The_Wok115 5 років тому

      @@plantnerd_1147 true that

  • @Kinography
    @Kinography 5 років тому +161

    “I don’t like The Beatles I like George Harrison.” Well good thing While My Guitar Gently Weeps was written and sung by George Harrison.

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 років тому +21

      Kinography 1994 omg, I totally forgot

  • @josephhiers9523
    @josephhiers9523 5 років тому +722

    Naranccia is dumb but he's a good fighter. He uses his stand very well.

  • @C7007
    @C7007 5 років тому +142

    Beach Boy’s guessed power is so cool
    -Mista, what are you doing?
    *trembles on the floor and make wet noises*

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 5 років тому +90

    This makes me wanna bring up a point:
    Spice girls can change anything material. *Not called Material Girl*
    Melones stand can create a child that is evil as will kill you. *Not called Wayward Son*
    Cinderella can essentially make you look like someone else. *Not called Wannabe*

    • @alexboyer6691
      @alexboyer6691 3 роки тому +11

      Cinderella is still a pretty fitting name

    • @Scorpionspear77
      @Scorpionspear77 3 роки тому +8

      Scary Monsters can turn people into dinosaurs: Not called Walk the Dinosaur

    • @reklawenomor
      @reklawenomor Рік тому +2

      Spice Girl softens material, it doesn't change it overall.

    • @bananabanana484
      @bananabanana484 19 годин тому

      @@reklawenomor Fair, but she also doesn’t make stuff spicier

  • @lavaforevah
    @lavaforevah 5 років тому +321

    *calls requim act 2*
    Requim:why do I have no self dignity.

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 5 років тому +609

    “Creating decoys” actually sounds like a sick stand ability.

    • @Kinography
      @Kinography 5 років тому +23

      Robzilla Venom Snake as a Stand User

    • @SnowEspeon
      @SnowEspeon 5 років тому +35

      Abbacchio could *kind of* do that.

    • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
      @RegalRoyalWasTaken 5 років тому +3

      @@SnowEspeon Yeah, but it wasn't *quite* the same thing.

    • @ssstrafe5414
      @ssstrafe5414 5 років тому +15

      I mean Paper Moon King from part 8 is sorta like creating decoys

    • @SnowEspeon
      @SnowEspeon 5 років тому +4

      @@RegalRoyalWasTaken It's as close as we've gotten in the series so far. Too bad Abbacchio didn't do that more. :(

  • @saxosipho
    @saxosipho 5 років тому +728

    I think Spice Girl's ability is better described as "elastification" rather than "softening".
    That one fits Vitamin C a lot better.

    • @matikkkii3482
      @matikkkii3482 5 років тому +114

      Yeah I mean, if Trish makes things soft, why does she make me hard?

    • @saxosipho
      @saxosipho 5 років тому +24

      @@matikkkii3482
      She's 16, yo.
      Also, bad joke.

    • @matikkkii3482
      @matikkkii3482 5 років тому +59

      @@saxosipho Its legal in here. Also, what joke?

    • @saxosipho
      @saxosipho 5 років тому +5

      @@matikkkii3482
      Yours.

    • @matikkkii3482
      @matikkkii3482 5 років тому +55

      @@saxosipho I don't rememeber making any jokes

  • @ziryuri
    @ziryuri 5 років тому +162

    -Says Moody Blues is Metalica-
    Me: -DYING FROM LAUGHTER- oooo do we have a treat for you

  • @_Mingus_
    @_Mingus_ 5 років тому +425

    Her power is seduction
    No, her power is she makes things soft.
    Me: So, the opposite.

    • @shopliftedtiara
      @shopliftedtiara 4 роки тому +25

      damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing

    • @michaelecklund9017
      @michaelecklund9017 4 роки тому +6

      She cant make me soft

    • @6nefarious979
      @6nefarious979 4 роки тому +18

      Michael Ecklund no idea what you’re implying but...NIGGA SHE 15

    • @wrytard3876
      @wrytard3876 4 роки тому +7

      Kel’Thiroth she is legal in italy

    • @looped_z
      @looped_z 4 роки тому +8

      He said the stand has “birthing hips”

  • @adorluigi
    @adorluigi 5 років тому +1250

    "Ger is the most broken stand"
    The World Over Heaven: am I a joke to you?

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 років тому +237

      Yes

    • @limptoast
      @limptoast 5 років тому +7

      @@Hydrastudios16 No

    • @bluebellgarden4593
      @bluebellgarden4593 5 років тому +48

      That for a game so it doesn't count

    • @limptoast
      @limptoast 5 років тому +50

      @@bluebellgarden4593 It counts Araki was the one that helped write the story.

    • @bluebellgarden4593
      @bluebellgarden4593 5 років тому +33

      @@limptoast does the world over heaven in any JoJo anime or manga? No so it doesn't count in my book but maybe in the future it change

  • @worztbeats8189
    @worztbeats8189 5 років тому +226

    the easiest way to explain G.E.R is when you just playing minecraft and you have lag, you break a block and then the item doesn´t comes out, and then the block just appears again like you never broke it, and king crimson is low fps, you´re just walking and then the game freezes and you appear away from when the game freezed, like you keeped going.

  • @VancePantss
    @VancePantss 5 років тому +185

    "He can't stop death."
    Bucciarati: Am I a joke to you?

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 5 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 5 років тому +9

      He cannot stop death only prolong it Bucciarati said that his body was decaying already so he would die sooner or later

    • @TheLegless101
      @TheLegless101 5 років тому +1

      @@reddytoplay9188 Tbh I thought Bucciarati's "soul" was already gone and it was just his brain working things out logically.
      Idk If that was the original intention or not but it seemed like it, they mentioned him seeming mentally colder multiple times, and him not feeling pain ect.
      But I guess in the end it really just did keep him alive longer.

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 5 років тому +11

      @@TheLegless101 m.ua-cam.com/video/xtzhMFysETY/v-deo.html His soul stayed in his body but his body was already dead it was deteriorating that is why he didn't feel pain he also explained that he would've died later on anyways

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 роки тому +2

      He can *sometimes* reverse death, but not prevent

  • @lucarrie
    @lucarrie 4 роки тому +13

    **shows a purple stand with smoke around it**
    John : "is this a [ Purple Haze ]?"

  • @Silentking5995
    @Silentking5995 5 років тому +31

    Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club is quite possibly one of the most goddamn JoJo names I ever heard, not gonna lie

  • @necro819
    @necro819 5 років тому +601

    I think you guys forgot Mista's, Fugo's, and most of the villains' stands. And the first Requiem stand.

    • @WolfHeroEX
      @WolfHeroEX 5 років тому +167

      Mista would have been number four, he probably didn't include him out of respect. *nods*

    • @necro819
      @necro819 5 років тому +40

      Then make him number five after Fugo.

    • @aaronsound
      @aaronsound 5 років тому +8

      Kira's stand was not a requiem,that arrow was diffrent from the one of Part 5,it was something else,close but not entirely true.

    • @johon127
      @johon127 5 років тому +26

      @@aaronsound they're talking about silver chariot requiem but ok

    • @ryanepps2183
      @ryanepps2183 5 років тому +3

      First Requiem stand was Deadly Queen in my opinion

  • @lexizallen6290
    @lexizallen6290 5 років тому +92

    G.E.R. effectively adds an "-n't" onto whatever action you are taking.

  • @LaserThemTheGirl
    @LaserThemTheGirl 5 років тому +29

    GER is basically when you're playing an online game and you suffer from packet loss: You're still doing the inputs but they never reach the server so they don't happen.

  • @itzrokian
    @itzrokian 4 роки тому +12

    King Crimson: It just works
    Gold Experience Requiem: No, it doesn't

  • @lordziz
    @lordziz 5 років тому +269

    "Well now we're done with part 5"
    Black Sabbath, Soft Machine, Kraftwerk, Little Feat, Man in the Mirror, Purple Haze, Talking Head, Notorious BIG, Green Day, Oasis, and Chariot Requiem would like to know your location

    • @sol00013
      @sol00013 5 років тому +44

      Lord Ziz what about MEEEEEESSTTAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @stayfrnds3701
      @stayfrnds3701 5 років тому +21

      For some reason i read this to the tune of "We didn't start the Fire" and it worked?

    • @Flapjack505
      @Flapjack505 5 років тому +10

      What about SEXU PISTOL

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 5 років тому +6

      Sex Pistols whould like to know Your location

    • @soconfused8541
      @soconfused8541 5 років тому +1

      You put talking head but NOT CLASH?

  • @EclipseBloodVR
    @EclipseBloodVR 5 років тому +379

    Metallica
    I'm disappointed he didn't show risotto stand

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 років тому +50

      But... Metallica is Risotto's Stand...

    • @eyytea5585
      @eyytea5585 5 років тому +52

      @@Hydrastudios16 exactly

    • @daimyo6752
      @daimyo6752 5 років тому +145

      Well he couldn't show Risotto stand
      since he lost his foot.

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 років тому +51

      @@daimyo6752 This mans wins the internet for that joke

    • @daimyo6752
      @daimyo6752 5 років тому +5

      @@Hydrastudios16 Thanks

  • @PBoten
    @PBoten 5 років тому +17

    "This is Jojo's and people have more blood than usual."
    Hell yes, Jotaro really needed tobe hospitalized 2 episodes in, let alone the rest of the series.

  • @westide3050
    @westide3050 5 років тому +107

    20:25
    "I don't like the Beatles"
    WHAT YOU SINNER!!
    "I like George Harrison"
    You're a saint I love you

    • @yeastofthoughtsmind9623
      @yeastofthoughtsmind9623 5 років тому +15

      If he likes George Harrison than he really should listen to the White Album. While my Guitar Gently Weeps is among the best songs written by Harrison, imo.

  • @redthewifeyhunter4034
    @redthewifeyhunter4034 5 років тому +18

    "Is it just a fishing rod?"
    Well yes but actually no.

  • @scarlett285
    @scarlett285 5 років тому +12

    I love how after each episode John understands the show more and more

  • @spec7441
    @spec7441 5 років тому +34

    The explanation made King Crimson seem stronger than it is ngl

    • @cseijifja
      @cseijifja 5 років тому +8

      Because he didnt mention the time limit, or the fact that he cant aparently interact with the world objects during the duration, unless it comes from him, like his blood, he uses it to position hymself where he can instantly kill people after the duration

    • @matthewjenkins4391
      @matthewjenkins4391 5 років тому +3

      I mean a good portion part 5 is them trying to find out a weakness for it, starting with his identity. They needed GER, one of the most powerful stands created to beat it. KC is a stand comparable to the world, which only lost because someone else had the same power, so his strength is pretty bonkers.

    • @pdragon619
      @pdragon619 5 років тому +3

      @@matthewjenkins4391 Not entirely. The gang were already fighting off Diavolo way better than anyone ever fought against Dio even before getting the arrow.
      That's actually what makes King Crimson more interesting. It's like the World, but has just enough weaknesses that you can actually fight it. The fact that Bruno was even able to fend off and outmaneuver Diavolo to an extent in their first encounter shows just how much more balanced KC is than the World, because Bruno wouldn't have even gotten a punch off fighting Dio.

  • @thatoneguyluke4358
    @thatoneguyluke4358 5 років тому +103

    Skip 10 sec in a UA-cam video, that is King Crimsons ability. Everything in those 10 seconds still happened but they didnt.

    • @russelllim4891
      @russelllim4891 5 років тому +2

      Huh that makes sense

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 5 років тому +2

      King crimson deletes cause from effects

    • @thatoneguyluke4358
      @thatoneguyluke4358 5 років тому +1

      @@Akira.0. Thank you thats a better way to put "still happened but they didnt."

    • @KNGJOY
      @KNGJOY 5 років тому

      I did that and immediately got to King Crimsons part

    • @chhite7590
      @chhite7590 5 років тому

      GER is going back, but D4C sends you to a universe where the video is different, but infinitely.

  • @Michaela_ZC
    @Michaela_ZC 5 років тому +272

    Should've explained Spicy Lady better, but whatever, let him experience it himself.

  • @bit-te
    @bit-te 4 роки тому +4

    Dio: let's see my son ability
    Giorno: *grows plant
    Dio: kid, you're adopted

  • @brennodamicogermani5016
    @brennodamicogermani5016 5 років тому +22

    12:19 For a second I hoped he was going to say “His name is 9/11”

  • @espicelmecanicodecombustio1632
    @espicelmecanicodecombustio1632 5 років тому +38

    Holy shit he's pretty good at names

  • @mchoovy6146
    @mchoovy6146 5 років тому +20

    Some of his guesses would be really cool stand ideas

  • @wut2697
    @wut2697 5 років тому +23

    "G.E.R is f*cking broken"
    Well of course because the requiem arrows makes u unstopable !

    • @brandont860
      @brandont860 5 років тому +3

      Or it makes u a turtle

    • @wut2697
      @wut2697 5 років тому

      @@brandont860lol of course it requires strenght

    • @JaylanxYT
      @JaylanxYT 5 років тому

      Cue the anti-climatic scene where silver chariot requiem trips

  • @kazuhiramiller7945
    @kazuhiramiller7945 5 років тому +19

    I don’t blame John at all for thinking Spice Girls was just a seduction power lol

  • @vitre69
    @vitre69 5 років тому +5

    I like how you make a part 5 stand guessing game with a part 4 background based on Killer Queen.
    You mad lad.

  • @TekTheNinja
    @TekTheNinja 5 років тому +77

    Comparing King Crimson to Dragon Ball Super's garbage is more than a little harsh lol.
    Props for saying Moody Blues doesn't get enough credit! :P

    • @poopfarty2631
      @poopfarty2631 5 років тому +1

      Good job on calling out Goku for putting more dye in his hair

    • @chromso
      @chromso 5 років тому +1

      Goku: Dyes hair white
      also goku: I NOW HAVE OBTAINED GOD. I AM GOD. I CAN ONESHOT YOU.

    • @kaiky_3821
      @kaiky_3821 4 роки тому

      @@chromso Goku: I can kill you but actually can't

  • @tomosan8537
    @tomosan8537 5 років тому +58

    If your friend can read katakana, he will know the name of Pesci's stand. Its written on it.

    • @GalaxyEighty
      @GalaxyEighty 5 років тому +3

      Tomosan But he got White Album wrong which is also shown

    • @endme344
      @endme344 4 роки тому +1

      bichi boi

  • @cheeseisgoodman425
    @cheeseisgoodman425 5 років тому +56

    Metallica also allows the stand user to have optical camo by using iron to redirect light.

    • @TheLegless101
      @TheLegless101 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, I'm also pretty sure it doesn't enter the victims blood stream, it's just already in the users, and when Risotto gets close enough he can control any metal. Making weapons appear inside people's bodies just happens to be one of the better ways to use it's metal controlling powers.
      I actually think this was one of the coolest stand and part 5 and I wish Risotto had a bigger part. Though it was a little less powerful because of course in anime someone can survive scissors and razers being spawned in there neck.

    • @cheeseisgoodman425
      @cheeseisgoodman425 5 років тому

      @@TheLegless101 That makes sense, and man, riiight? It's cool, we'll pretend king crimson activated as the weapons were formed for Araki's sake.

    • @cheeseisgoodman425
      @cheeseisgoodman425 5 років тому

      @@TheLegless101 Also, yes i agree with Risotto having a bigger part, but at least he displayed that incredible stand's potential very well. Narancia is just a killsteal with hunter killer drone haha .

  • @taigh1100
    @taigh1100 5 років тому +22

    I think king crimson is the most broken cause like you could be fighting them and king crimson could just say like “didn’t happen”
    Edit: nvm just rewatched the scene where GER game ended king crimson.

  • @DM-nw6km
    @DM-nw6km 5 років тому +7

    >mentions purple haze
    >doesn’t use purple haze

  • @watercat9475
    @watercat9475 5 років тому +22

    Ok, I'm in shock because he got some names right

  • @sayori4568
    @sayori4568 5 років тому +27

    When Dio said nani, I had an heart attack

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +6

      Me too…
      A 「Sheer Heart Attack」

    • @lizardo8675
      @lizardo8675 5 років тому +1

      @@Abdega man that killer joke I'm call u a queen

  • @aspenlog7484
    @aspenlog7484 5 років тому +15

    this guy is incredibly on point

  • @LinkDing
    @LinkDing 5 років тому +13

    Can make zippers I doesn't hurt there's no blood
    Pesci: an I a joke to you

    • @asmodeus58XX
      @asmodeus58XX 5 років тому

      ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI! ARI!!!!
      ...Arrivederci.

  • @darkleomon7721
    @darkleomon7721 5 років тому +2

    Your friend should be put in charge of making stand abilities, his guesses are absolutely awesome sounding

  • @brug6110
    @brug6110 5 років тому +22

    "He cant stop death"
    Bruno: 👀👀

  • @lyraurrutia7625
    @lyraurrutia7625 5 років тому +250

    Well, it doesn't really escalate. DIO could kick Diavolo's ass. And Kars could defeat anyone but GER and Tusk Act 4.

    • @MikhailPashkovski
      @MikhailPashkovski 5 років тому +14

      Kars would be easily countered by Vanilla Ice or Okuyasu or Illuso. Who cares how immortal he is, if he will be sent to another dimension? Also, I think Fugo could've actually killed him, because Kars can surive anything from the nature, but Purple Haze's virus ISNT from nature.
      And thats without the fact, that Kars can't even see stands. Heck, he was very close to dying from lava, and stands can do MUCH WORSE things.

    • @silverdededestruction2197
      @silverdededestruction2197 5 років тому +25

      So what you're saying is that young Joseph could beat Diavolo right?

    • @XDuh
      @XDuh 5 років тому +79

      @@silverdededestruction2197 well you can't really use that logic in jojo

    • @pocoyojones2898
      @pocoyojones2898 5 років тому +74

      @@silverdededestruction2197 Battle Tendency is my favorite part and Joseph is my favorite Jojo, but he was nowhere near as powerful as Kars. You have to remember that Joseph beat Kars out of pure luck.

    • @zedantXiang
      @zedantXiang 5 років тому +7

      notorius big and killer queen vs kars

  • @IkkezzUsedEmber
    @IkkezzUsedEmber 5 років тому +104

    correction: GER removes effects from causes and not causes from effects. this is in duality with King Crimson whose ability makes it look like he removes causes from effects. because if kc activates his stand while you try to punch him all you'd see is the effect of your "punch" and that is the moment after you miss, and the punch (cause) itself didn't happen. but it only looks like that, it did actually happen, kc's ability just made it so you weren't aware of doing so. while GER truly has the ability to remove the effect. example: kc can use his ability (cause) but it will not go into effect

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 років тому +3

      Did I say it backwards?

    • @derrickalobou9492
      @derrickalobou9492 5 років тому +5

      @@Hydrastudios16 **INHALES** YES!! 💢
      but I love GER so he will reset my hate for your mistake back to zero X3

    • @boogz8031
      @boogz8031 5 років тому +2

      I t j u s t w o r k s

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 5 років тому +3

      The punch DID happen, just not to the user because KC excludes himself from all effects

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 років тому

      It's like rewinding in a UA-cam video.

  • @glenndeH
    @glenndeH 4 роки тому +5

    John: [guesses Purple Haze twice]
    This goon: [doesn't ACTUALLY show him Purple Haze]

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 5 років тому +15

    King Crimson is like Editing software or skipping around in a UA-cam video.

  • @heroofthe4-starmastersword526
    @heroofthe4-starmastersword526 5 років тому +51

    Holy shit he got gold experience's name on the 1st try

  • @pixeltreason2968
    @pixeltreason2968 5 років тому +7

    Honestly, araki needs to watch these videos because “backstabber’s” ability is so damn interesting

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP 5 років тому +7

    Honestly, the best explanation for King Crimson's ability is that episode from Futurama with the Mutant Atomic Supermen. Where the universe starts so jump forward, but no one knows what happens during the time that they skipped, but everything they did during that time still happened.

    • @cry9297
      @cry9297 5 років тому

      No, it's the UA-cam 10 sec skip
      Only diavolo can see what happens

  • @phoenix_03e
    @phoenix_03e 4 роки тому +2

    G.E.R is basically when you're playing tag with your friend and you tag them and they say
    "NO"

  • @skipthesparrow2905
    @skipthesparrow2905 5 років тому +7

    So everyone still doesn't really understand how KC works so here's it here.
    Epitaph predicts the future. King Crimson forces that future to happen but Diavolo isn't affected by it and can move how he wants in that time. That's KC in short.

    • @FlawlessiceVA
      @FlawlessiceVA 4 роки тому +2

      THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!

  • @Unknown_crusader
    @Unknown_crusader 5 років тому +40

    I wouldn't say Narancia is a dumbass, he's just bad at math. He's actually quite good in fights (in my opinion)

    • @ventingoreos6843
      @ventingoreos6843 5 років тому +9

      Well, I mean it did take him a while to realise that he was shrinking and everything was in fact not growing.

    • @Unknown_crusader
      @Unknown_crusader 5 років тому +3

      @@ventingoreos6843 true

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  5 років тому +8

      Yeah, I know. I don't know why I was so harsh on him when we were recording. He is my favorite character in Part 5.

  • @duba9018
    @duba9018 5 років тому +20

    G.E.R doesn't removes causes from the effects it does the opposite. It keeps the causes but removes the effect.

    • @dillonsullivan6518
      @dillonsullivan6518 5 років тому

      I'd argue that it removes the causes and the effects. He prevents actions from ever even happening to begin with by reverting back to the zero point anytime anything goes wrong

  • @alchemyc8309
    @alchemyc8309 5 років тому +4

    "He actually kicks more then punches"
    7 Page muda: *exists*

  • @sebass3987
    @sebass3987 5 років тому +5

    I feel like he should make a whole episode just for Purple Haze

  • @ajm0208
    @ajm0208 3 роки тому +1

    I think the way I'd describe king crimson is like sleep. Time passes but your not aware it happens.

  • @pelipoika88
    @pelipoika88 5 років тому +7

    Appearantly neither of you have seen Ghost Shark because that's basically what Clash is. Except unlike the Ghost Shark, Clash never appears inside someone who just drank a glass of water. At least we never see Clash do that.

  • @aydinbiber7616
    @aydinbiber7616 5 років тому +64

    "It mainly kicks"
    *Kicks a guy in one fight, rest is punches*
    "I removes causes from effects"
    *Actually removes the effect, keeps the cause*
    Every single video....

  • @MrJulius64
    @MrJulius64 5 років тому +61

    Okay, I'm just gonna say it: I /like/ the name Li'l Bomber. It's just a cute name for a smol stand.

    • @blinky5247
      @blinky5247 5 років тому +10

      Same here

    • @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku
      @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku 5 років тому +1

      oh and in the English sub narancia says li'l bomber
      Im dumb and my brain just not remembering it correct cuz i just checked

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 5 років тому +13

      it would probably be okay if Aerosmith wasn't so much better

    • @incognitomode670
      @incognitomode670 5 років тому

      Same

  • @brandonbeagle836
    @brandonbeagle836 5 років тому +2

    epitaph is actually doppio's stand, where king crimson is the bosses stand, because they are two people in one body essentially, which is why epitaph shares the body with king crimson, and its explained in the anime that one personality dominates the other, which is why epitaph is only a face on his forehead

  • @silverniko9745
    @silverniko9745 5 років тому +2

    YOU DIDN'T LET HIM GUESS PURPLE HAZE !

  • @ClassicalCatDX3
    @ClassicalCatDX3 5 років тому +4

    "Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club would make a great Stand"
    Well, good news, there's at least a horse named that in Part 7!

  • @samloyd9287
    @samloyd9287 5 років тому +5

    It’s power is...it’s a fishing rod!
    No. Stop there. You’re right.

  • @Blurns
    @Blurns 5 років тому +9

    King Crimson: the Futurama episode Time Keeps On Slippin'

  • @nateriver4055
    @nateriver4055 4 роки тому +1

    Me: Watched the whole part 5 and thinks this video is safe from spoilers
    John: THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA RESTART IN PART 6

  • @Chill_Time
    @Chill_Time 4 роки тому +2

    "Well, this is JoJos, and people have more blood than usual."
    Everything has been made clear.

  • @hoshizxra6676
    @hoshizxra6676 5 років тому +5

    “Not funny, didn’t happen.”
    -G.E.R.

  • @inthexis2088
    @inthexis2088 5 років тому +3

    I love how he basically described Heavy Weather but with fish

  • @izzykwoka2379
    @izzykwoka2379 5 років тому +21

    Where tf my pistols at

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 5 років тому +1

      Should've had it as the 4th Stand, too.
      Also 4 likes.

    • @izzykwoka2379
      @izzykwoka2379 5 років тому +1

      @@Estra_Estra the unholy number of likes. Nobody better touch those damn thumb buttons!!!

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 5 років тому

      @@izzykwoka2379 If someone does, I'll remove mine, whatever it takes to at least perpetuate the cycle.

    • @izzykwoka2379
      @izzykwoka2379 5 років тому +1

      @@Estra_Estra a man of culture as well I see (also 4th reply lol)

  • @Wingless-
    @Wingless- 5 років тому

    I came across this video randomly through autoplay, and I enjoyed every minute of it.

  • @Muimina
    @Muimina 5 років тому +1

    20:10 God. Damn it. You scared the hell out of me, my heart jumped!

  • @iamfourmana
    @iamfourmana 5 років тому +3

    GER is when you save your game the moment your health reaches 0 and then repeatedly load it.

  • @smileguyanimations8776
    @smileguyanimations8776 5 років тому +4

    If you really think about it.
    King Crimson's ability is really simple and creative. The word "Time Erase" throws people off, when really its more of a "Time Skip"
    I can easily explain to anybody who doesn't know or understand

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 років тому

      Its not really "Time Skip". The time skipping thing is just an illusion to others.

    • @smileguyanimations8776
      @smileguyanimations8776 5 років тому

      @@beanus9471 But so is the "Erasing" thing too. To the person without a stand, or is effected by king crimsons power thinks that the time they took a step, or bleed more drops of blood was erased.

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 років тому

      @@smileguyanimations8776 Not just a standless person, but anyone to be exact.

  • @sutiiiven
    @sutiiiven 5 років тому +5

    “And it can also be used for murder!” Every Stand ever

    • @abraxasstone
      @abraxasstone 4 роки тому +1

      *what about hey ya*

    • @FlawlessiceVA
      @FlawlessiceVA 4 роки тому +1

      @@abraxasstone Cinderella literally killed the original Kosaku Kawajiri when Kira took his face.

    • @abraxasstone
      @abraxasstone 4 роки тому

      @@FlawlessiceVA edited my message to correct it :/

  • @thicboibigsmoke7220
    @thicboibigsmoke7220 4 роки тому +1

    I love how some of the stand names perfectly line up with the stand itself like beach boys being a fishing rod, then you literally have sticky fingers which has zero correlation to portals and shiz

    • @Hydrastudios16
      @Hydrastudios16  4 роки тому

      But BigSmoke, on the album Sticky Fingers there is a zipper, it makes pErFecT sense

  • @midastouch4456
    @midastouch4456 4 роки тому +2

    I can only imagine the guy being like" honey, where is my white album?"
    its frozone if he wasn't underrated

  • @alexx3847
    @alexx3847 5 років тому +7

    "Narancia is my favorite character"
    Yeah.. mine too...

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 5 років тому +3

    "GER cancels any ability"
    The World Over Heaven: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 років тому +2

      That required multiverse bs and a full on asspull to handle, I can accept star platinum having the ability to stop time, it was actually implied at the very start.

    • @gatoxgalacticos2165
      @gatoxgalacticos2165 5 років тому

      What is the ability of the world over heaven???

    • @fleetadmiralauto6506
      @fleetadmiralauto6506 5 років тому

      @@gatoxgalacticos2165 It can rewrite reality through punches. In the game EoH, The World Over Heaven blocked a punch from GER with its own punch and overrode GER's ability.

  • @frederickkemeh558
    @frederickkemeh558 5 років тому +3

    "he cant stop death"
    Bruno: Am i a joke to you?

  • @yonissamatar7302
    @yonissamatar7302 4 роки тому +2

    Silver chariot requiem: am i a joke to you?

  • @jd42010
    @jd42010 5 років тому

    This was an enjoyable watch as someone who only saw up to part 4. You probably heard this but i recommend you use a white boarder on the stand name text and a black border on the guesses to make it easier to read. The dark greens and purples dont stick out from the background.