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  • @stevestolarczyk8972
    @stevestolarczyk8972 4 роки тому +596

    “We won’t judge you; we won’t condemn you; we won’t reject you; we won’t hurt you; or save you....”
    Best summary ever.

    • @prayunceasingly2029
      @prayunceasingly2029 4 роки тому +17

      I have been to quite a few churches like that. I didn't stay long.

    • @prayunceasingly2029
      @prayunceasingly2029 4 роки тому +13

      Churches that condone witchcraft and have gay coffee time to talk about LGBT identity 🥴

    • @peterholden2016
      @peterholden2016 4 роки тому +11

      I was totally expecting the punchline to be "unless you're part of the patriarchy," or something along those lines.

    • @ChrisTopher-id4mz
      @ChrisTopher-id4mz 3 роки тому +8

      Honestly that sounded scary

  • @BenjaminWirtz
    @BenjaminWirtz 4 роки тому +391

    The fact that chace is a watermarked stock photo makes it even better.

    • @heavnxbound
      @heavnxbound 4 роки тому +13

      Chayce*

    • @nemoexnuqual3643
      @nemoexnuqual3643 Рік тому +4

      100%
      Those places are empty and generic. They are what happens when an entire church just decides to stay in Sunday School forever.

  • @matheusdardenne
    @matheusdardenne 4 роки тому +237

    Rev. Ernst had me at "we are the Church for people who don't like their friends".

  • @josephmangas5196
    @josephmangas5196 4 роки тому +225

    "We're the church that doesn't like God." LOL. True, but very sad.

  • @marinbrandenburg6095
    @marinbrandenburg6095 4 роки тому +249

    Every week God fills us with love and peace, and joy. That's why we are mad all the time. 🤣😂

    • @mikaelklintred8604
      @mikaelklintred8604 4 роки тому +3

      "Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, because they will be filled." - Mt 5:6 EHV
      "Young men grow tired and become weary.
      Even strong men stumble and fall.
      31 But those who wait for the Lord will receive new strength.
      They will lift up their wings and soar like eagles.
      They will run and not become weary.
      They will walk and not become tired." - Isaiah 40:30-31
      "Seek good and not evil, so that you may live,
      and then it will be like this for you:
      The Lord, the God of Armies, will be with you, as you claim.
      15 Hate evil and love good.
      Establish justice in the city gate.
      Perhaps the Lord, the God of Armies,
      will be gracious to the remnant of Joseph." - Amos 5:14-15
      "For the grace of God has appeared, bringing salvation to all people. 12 It trains us to reject ungodliness and worldly lusts and to live self-controlled, upright, and godly lives in this present age, 13 while we wait for the blessed hope, that is, the glorious appearance of our great God and Savior, Jesus Christ. 14 He gave himself for us, to redeem us from all lawlessness and to purify for himself a people who are his own chosen people, eager to do good works." - Titus 2:11-14, see www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5%3A6%2CIsaiah+40%3A30-31%2CAmos+5%3A14-15%2C+titus+2%3A11-14&version=EHV

    • @angelbarajas9180
      @angelbarajas9180 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @gabejones4996
      @gabejones4996 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like the mad (Catholic) trads I know and go to church with.

    • @mrballerpants3813
      @mrballerpants3813 4 роки тому

      @@gabejones4996 me and the low mass gang wouldnt know anything about that, we just vibe to the sounds of silence and transubstantiation

  • @kylebliss4130
    @kylebliss4130 4 роки тому +131

    "We're the church for people who don't like their friends" classic

  • @dternst007
    @dternst007 4 роки тому +150

    Martin Augsburg Ernst is an excellent name. I am surprised that it has not surfaced in my family tree.

    • @jessewheinrichs
      @jessewheinrichs 4 роки тому +15

      Only you can change that good sir!

    • @Dilley_G45
      @Dilley_G45 2 роки тому +6

      👉 "Ernst" is a name as well as the German word for "serious" or "solemn" 👈

    • @roberternst1978
      @roberternst1978 9 місяців тому

      Same here.

  • @brandonvanderford3803
    @brandonvanderford3803 4 роки тому +161

    Love this! 😂😂😂
    You can’t beat the way that the mega church pastor still has the stock photo labels across his body...

  • @traviswoyen2243
    @traviswoyen2243 4 роки тому +84

    If you're still looking for a church, just know that being LCMS will make this video 77.9% funnier.

    • @rkstanton3244
      @rkstanton3244 4 роки тому

      So true! LOL

    • @jakobi4971
      @jakobi4971 2 роки тому

      Absolutely

    • @ThumbKnuckle
      @ThumbKnuckle Рік тому +1

      Up till about a week ago I was lcms, now I'm almost orthodox.

    • @clouds-rb9xt
      @clouds-rb9xt Рік тому

      @@ThumbKnuckle Almost? Doesn't that take a long time to go through? Why'd you convert, I'm curious

    • @ThumbKnuckle
      @ThumbKnuckle Рік тому +3

      @@clouds-rb9xt For a long time I knew from a historical perspective the orthodox had the greatest claim on the apostolic church, especially due to the pope's lineage. Knowing that Luther saw the Latin church as the true apostolic church when he died, but also seeing the outgrowth of protestant theology as it decays into hell also had me investigate the claims of the orthodox. I listened to the book rock and sand by Josiah Trenham after I had my objections to praying through the saints destroyed and that ultimately is what secured me on orthodoxy being the apostolic faith.
      Well that and the theology of Saint Athanasius of Alexandria. He's definitely going to be my patron saint for confirmation.

  • @matthewrose8976
    @matthewrose8976 4 роки тому +69

    "We're the church for the people who are the pastor of this church!'' Love it!

  • @funnyferret6064
    @funnyferret6064 4 роки тому +122

    The fact that most of these are real people. I’m scared for the church.

    • @tcschenks
      @tcschenks 4 роки тому +11

      Don’t be a Donatist.

    • @TheCanadianGamingPenguin
      @TheCanadianGamingPenguin 4 роки тому +21

      @@tcschenks - There's a different between thinking clergy should be perfect, and calling out false teaching for what it is.

    • @fisharmor
      @fisharmor 4 роки тому +19

      There's a saying attributed to St Athanasius (who died in 373), that goes like this: The road to Hell is paved with the skulls of priests, and the skulls of bishops are its signposts.
      This is a very old problem.

  • @alexmanzewitsch714
    @alexmanzewitsch714 4 роки тому +97

    They tried to get a reformed pastor to do a video.
    "So, why should someone choose your church?"
    "The will of man is enslaved, so apart from a miracle of God, they can't."

    • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
      @justanotherbaptistjew5659 4 роки тому +14

      lol! Not really how the Reformed doctrines of the will work, but still funny!

    • @alexmanzewitsch714
      @alexmanzewitsch714 4 роки тому +14

      @@justanotherbaptistjew5659 I know; I'm reformed myself. Thank you!

  • @mnorth1351
    @mnorth1351 4 роки тому +29

    As a Catholic, I will say that if you know where to look, you can find Catholic parishes with a lot of the same zeal for liturgy and theology as the Confessional Lutherans - BUT... you also find a lot of the Rev Sue and Rev Razz flavor parishes too. The Good Lord will sort them out someday.

    • @legitsebas0157
      @legitsebas0157 3 роки тому +2

      Do you practice the worship of Mary?

    • @leonardsmalls2758
      @leonardsmalls2758 2 роки тому +2

      North, I hope you had a laugh. I enjoyed how he poked fun at everybody.

  • @DWCPodcast
    @DWCPodcast 4 роки тому +151

    Chase is honestly hilarious. I'm embarrassed about how many times I've watched this.

    • @marinbrandenburg6095
      @marinbrandenburg6095 4 роки тому +14

      That's Chayce to you.

    • @DWCPodcast
      @DWCPodcast 4 роки тому +3

      @@marinbrandenburg6095 Is it bad that I heard Chayse's voice when reading this?

    • @TheCanadianGamingPenguin
      @TheCanadianGamingPenguin 4 роки тому +1

      @@DWCPodcast - If it is, then I'm in the boat of "it's bad." XD

    • @marinbrandenburg6095
      @marinbrandenburg6095 4 роки тому

      @@DWCPodcast hearing the blessed voice of HF is NEVER a bad thing!

    • @dnzswithwombats
      @dnzswithwombats 4 роки тому +7

      "You feel me?"
      Nope. No, can't say as I do. No thank you. Not tracking with you there. Not picking up what you're lay'n down, PA-trick!

  • @PortCanon
    @PortCanon 4 роки тому +80

    Lol, a pastor named “Sue”.
    ~Johnny Cash

  • @dnzswithwombats
    @dnzswithwombats 4 роки тому +46

    "Oh my heck, we have so.many wonderful activities; quilting club, share your feelings club..."
    "Any men's activities?"
    "Those ARE the men's activities."
    Sadly, this is dead-on.

  • @bigderfla
    @bigderfla 4 роки тому +160

    As a "Missoula Synod" Lutheran, I can say that Pastor Ernst is a little too real to be considered satire

    • @frizfarm
      @frizfarm 4 роки тому +19

      We have attended LCMS and Reformed churches. My wife told me the other day, "We Reformed are often referred to as the 'frozen chosen', but Lutherans are the 'loveless Lutherans'.

    • @rosswalenciak3739
      @rosswalenciak3739 2 роки тому +5

      As an evangelical, I can confirm that Chace was my youth pastor as a kid.

    • @jakobi4971
      @jakobi4971 2 роки тому +1

      Felt this (myself also LCMS)

    • @nemoexnuqual3643
      @nemoexnuqual3643 Рік тому +7

      @@jakobi4971 there is always the ELCA if you don’t mind a lesbian woman “pastor” praying for more people to ride bicycles and choose meat substitutes all while telling you the Bible doesn’t say what it says and if it does they don’t follow that part.
      “Paul was the embodiment of the patriarchy and shouldn’t be considered scripture”-actual quote from an ELCA member.

    • @katrinagarrison9606
      @katrinagarrison9606 11 місяців тому

      Misery Synod... 😅

  • @janiceannreynolds3017
    @janiceannreynolds3017 4 роки тому +71

    "If Chick-fil-A had a baby with ½ of the Apostles' Creed?"
    Mwah haha hah!

  • @jnota1
    @jnota1 4 роки тому +21

    Love this. Pr. Fiene, you need a sequel that has an Orthodox, fundamentalist Baptist, pentecostal/charismatic, and Mennonite.

    • @ChrisTopher-id4mz
      @ChrisTopher-id4mz 2 роки тому +2

      As an Orthodox, I’m 100% behind this

    • @Cyra_The_Jedi
      @Cyra_The_Jedi 2 роки тому +2

      I think Chayse was charismatic

    • @SimplyReformed
      @SimplyReformed 6 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget the Presbyterians.

    • @Scarybees4362
      @Scarybees4362 27 днів тому

      That's either the start of a great "walks into bar" joke.....or just a straight-up fist fight. Not sure yet.

  • @Ben_Hedlund
    @Ben_Hedlund 4 роки тому +45

    Definitely did NOT recognize Pastor Wolfmueller’s voice. Glad he’s doing better, and well done!

    • @mikezeke7041
      @mikezeke7041 4 роки тому +2

      Wow, that’s cold

    • @Ben_Hedlund
      @Ben_Hedlund 4 роки тому +9

      It’s because the voice was angry-sounding, which Pr. Wolfmueller usually isn’t.

  • @markskitsky8540
    @markskitsky8540 4 роки тому +41

    That liberal " pastor" girl sounded like Rick Astley when she said we won't judge you, reject you or hurt you. YOu know the rules, so do i

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 4 роки тому +27

    I want to feel included and say, "Hey what about us Baptists," but then I remember what satire is, and think, "You know what, I'm good."

  • @stollerreinhard
    @stollerreinhard 4 роки тому +25

    "We're the church for the people who don't like God" 😂😂😂😂😂 Fantastic

  • @pgwichtendahl
    @pgwichtendahl 4 роки тому +4

    I grew up in the Lutheran Church of "Since we love God everything will be pain and suffering over your too short life until you die broken and unhappy", the church of "Everybody who disagrees with us is going to hell", the church of "you shouldn't even talk to anyone who doesn't go to our church", the church of "Since God loves us we must tell you you are wrong and going to hell" with a topping of "give the church all your money". You guessed it - LCMS from birth. Still one pastor whose life was actually changed by the love of Christ figured out you could be fully Lutheran, fully saved and fully happy all at the same time. Rev Ron Goodsman- thank you. I could never figure out how people having just received complete absolution through the sacrament could walk away looking like someone just forced them to eat two pounds of raw pigs butt. But I always believed I was in the right place. Just with the wrong people. Folks, if you are in a church that teaches the fully anointed gospel of Christ, that venerates the sacraments and historical confessions, that have ministers that know the difference between a declension and the defenders then be the joy - you already got the truth. Still LCMS - stioll shakin the tree for G-O-D. (I did that one for Chayce)

  • @abhinavalpheus3924
    @abhinavalpheus3924 4 роки тому +50

    My God,Lutheran satire video's out,Reformation day become even more awesome!!!Happy reformation day brethrens.

  • @courtneysalmon85
    @courtneysalmon85 4 роки тому +57

    "Great church for younger people in the 70-79 range..." Sadly a lot of churches are becoming this. Also, the so called "Christian" churches who never mention Christ or His work. Great satire :)

  • @micahbush5397
    @micahbush5397 3 роки тому +28

    2:00 "We've got a LOT of baggage."
    I daresay that's true for every tradition and denomination. It's just one of the wonderful consequences of bringing a bunch of sinful human beings together.

    • @eliegbert8121
      @eliegbert8121 Рік тому +2

      True, but the difference with the Roman's is that they cannot admit that the church can ever be wrong

  • @davidfolks7726
    @davidfolks7726 4 роки тому +15

    "if you're a Monergist rock on Donkey Kong"

  • @silversilk8438
    @silversilk8438 10 місяців тому +3

    The lutheran character is hilarious.

  • @irishandy
    @irishandy 4 роки тому +14

    "Why has he just used a stock image for the evangelical guy?.... Oh wait - that's the joke!"

  • @ThatFanBoyGuy
    @ThatFanBoyGuy 3 роки тому +3

    We won’t judge you; we won’t condemn you; we won’t reject you; we won’t hurt you; or save you....” should have ended with "...unless you are conservative, then yes, you got all those things"

  • @ShaddySoldier
    @ShaddySoldier 4 роки тому +7

    Not gonna lie, confessional lutheranism lookin fine. Might have to find a church near by.

  • @miropecovic3876
    @miropecovic3876 2 роки тому +1

    Man this was funny! What I like is that it seems to me that its not done in a mean spirited way, but gently pokes fun at the problems different Churches face. We all are human beings and we fall, but may the Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on us sinners. God bless you!

  • @charliecrowe6606
    @charliecrowe6606 4 роки тому +8

    “Take a six month punishment vacation”

  • @TheJoeschmoe777
    @TheJoeschmoe777 4 роки тому +6

    I'll never be Methodist but I gotta admit, Pastor Sue seemed like a real sweet lady.

  • @lindsey4178
    @lindsey4178 3 роки тому +3

    I think, after only a couple of videos, you are my new favorite comedy channel. Time for a @LutheranSatire marathon. You had me at the devils Kenneth Copeland suit....

  • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
    @justanotherbaptistjew5659 4 роки тому +19

    The unenthusiastic Catholic Donnal/Connal rip-off had me laughing out loud at “legal expenses.”

  • @briannawiese1996
    @briannawiese1996 4 роки тому +2

    Pastor Fiene!!! All of your videos are awesome!!!!!! You're great!!!
    I'm Assemblies of God 🙂

  • @stefanwalicord
    @stefanwalicord 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you for you gift to mankind, Hans Fiene.

  • @jmjaquinas7298
    @jmjaquinas7298 4 роки тому +25

    "If you're the type of person who can only craft an identity by setting himself up in opposition to someone else, we are definitely the church for you." Haha! Chesterton said, "the sign of a true religion is its ability to take a joke." Good for you guys! (Even if you aren't the true religion; Viva Christo Rey! Extra Ecclesium et Nulla Salus.)

    • @SoldierOfGodKJV
      @SoldierOfGodKJV 9 місяців тому

      Obey Acts 2:38 to be saved. Read the Holy Bible KJVand obey it to be saved.

  • @richardthenryvideos
    @richardthenryvideos 4 роки тому +68

    As a Baptist I'm triggered you didn't include me.
    Not really. But that would have been good too.
    Love the channel as always

    • @tcschenks
      @tcschenks 4 роки тому +24

      Well they had that nondenominational guy. Non-denominational congregations are basically Baptists.

    • @jimflys2
      @jimflys2 4 роки тому +24

      Ok I'll fill it in since Has left it out.
      "Come to my church where we baptize anyone who has made a decision to follow Christ. AND we fully put you down under the water! Even though we don't believe the water really does anything. But it's highly symbolic!"
      How's that?
      I do love my Baptist friends. Seriously. If we could close the gap on the sacraments, we'd almost be united.

    • @TGuard00014
      @TGuard00014 4 роки тому +13

      @@jimflys2 Unacceptable. You didn’t mention the word “potluck” excuse me “fellowship meal” once, definitely not Baptist. ;)

    • @jimflys2
      @jimflys2 4 роки тому +3

      @@TGuard00014 see, I told you we are almost united. Lutherans do great pot lucks. Pickles are the official vegetable to any Lutheran pot luck I've ever been to. Blessings;)

    • @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098
      @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098 4 роки тому +2

      Orthodox - yep. Where's Patriarch Bart? 😉

  • @A.Puddleduck
    @A.Puddleduck 14 днів тому

    As a Methodist,I really felt that “the young crowd of 78-79”

  • @BoondockBrony
    @BoondockBrony Рік тому +2

    Is that Earthquake AKA John Tenta as the Lutheran pastor? If so that is awesome

  • @ChrisTopher-id4mz
    @ChrisTopher-id4mz 3 роки тому +3

    Chayce would later convert to Orthodoxy and become "Chad the Trad".

  • @bensirach1985
    @bensirach1985 4 роки тому +4

    "...only craft an identity by setting himself up in opposition towards someone else, were definitely the church for you..." Uno momento Amigo, I'm already a member of the Churches of Christ and believe me...we got that covered!!!😜🤣

    • @joecoolmccall
      @joecoolmccall 4 роки тому

      Accapella? Even the Christian Churches instrumental wing does this from time to time lol

  • @danstaifer2028
    @danstaifer2028 4 роки тому +12

    I like the big stock tattoo on the cool guy

  • @Biomasse79
    @Biomasse79 3 роки тому +6

    Waiting for Part 2, maybe with Eastern Orthodoxy and southern Baptists🤣

  • @stevenexnihilo1338
    @stevenexnihilo1338 4 роки тому +5

    Pastor Chayse eerily reminds me of that hippy Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz.

  • @TheRoark
    @TheRoark 4 роки тому +1

    I can’t believe that Rev. Ernst is played by Pastor Wolfmueller 😂 too perfect.

  • @theexurian1079
    @theexurian1079 4 роки тому +1

    I can't watch this again because of how accurate it probably is.

  • @dahorganist
    @dahorganist 4 роки тому

    Very good video for Reformation. The more things change (false teachings) the more they stay the same (false teachings). Let's stand with Luther and keep our teachings Bible based and welcome all to hear the wonderful teachings that will lead to salvation.

    • @paulaegraham
      @paulaegraham 4 роки тому

      I got a better idea. Let's stand with Christ

  • @louannebvb
    @louannebvb 10 місяців тому +2

    Fr Chris seemed the most reasonable

  • @TheJoeschmoe777
    @TheJoeschmoe777 4 роки тому +15

    This was great lol, but that young lady pastor looked scary 😂

    • @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098
      @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098 4 роки тому +2

      Angelina Jolie w/ stage 4 cancer & 1984 hs* smoking section eye makeup.... (*I was there.)

    • @cedk144
      @cedk144 4 роки тому +3

      Scary and kinda hot... alas.

    • @TheJoeschmoe777
      @TheJoeschmoe777 4 роки тому +1

      @@cedk144 Eh, not my type but you do you, bro. Lol

    • @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098
      @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098 4 роки тому +1

      @@cedk144 Yeah -- I think I remember you from hs, too! 😉 (Or, actually, probably your dad....😅)

  • @goosieschmoo8239
    @goosieschmoo8239 7 місяців тому +3

    Found me a great reformed baptist church.

    • @P-el4zd
      @P-el4zd 4 місяці тому

      There is no such thing as a great reformed baptist institution.

    • @goosieschmoo8239
      @goosieschmoo8239 4 місяці тому +1

      @@P-el4zd that's unfortunate that you think that. But that still doesn't change the fact that I found one. 😉 Adheres to the word of God. Believes in the 5 Solas and the 5 points of calvinism. Biblically solid church. No female pastors. No woke ideology. No squishy evanjellyfish nonsense.

    • @P-el4zd
      @P-el4zd 4 місяці тому

      @@goosieschmoo8239 There is no such this as solid reformed Calvinist teachings. Calvinist have perfected the art in adapting the oracles of the Lord to their opinions. TULIP is heterodoxy.

    • @P-el4zd
      @P-el4zd 4 місяці тому

      @@goosieschmoo8239 There is no such thing as solid reformed Calvinist teachings. It does not matter how conservative they claim to be. Calvinist have perfected the art in adapting the oracles of the Lord to their opinions.

    • @goosieschmoo8239
      @goosieschmoo8239 4 місяці тому +1

      @@P-el4zd that is the most ridiculous opinion I've heard in a long time. I feel bad that you think that way.

  • @imaginary28
    @imaginary28 Рік тому +2

    Wheezing with laughter, every time

  • @franticranter
    @franticranter 4 роки тому +23

    Why did chase start sounding like horus at the end?

    • @fooser77
      @fooser77 4 роки тому

      This video might give a clue ..
      ua-cam.com/video/jQ2oIxRrdlI/v-deo.html

    • @paulaegraham
      @paulaegraham 4 роки тому +8

      Same reason the Roman priest sounded like Donnell and Connell

  • @SmittySmith14
    @SmittySmith14 4 роки тому +24

    Happy Reformation Day LutheranSatire!!!

  • @ryansmith9427
    @ryansmith9427 2 роки тому +3

    Wolfmueller cracks me up in this one

    • @Mygoalwogel
      @Mygoalwogel 2 роки тому

      Which character was he? I couldn't find any credits.

    • @ryansmith9427
      @ryansmith9427 2 роки тому

      @@Mygoalwogel He's the Lutheran

    • @killingtime9283
      @killingtime9283 Рік тому

      @@ryansmith9427 oh that was Wolfmueller? I've never noticed that. 😂

  • @JosephOdell
    @JosephOdell 4 роки тому +1

    Catholic, former evangelical here. This is good church commentary!

  • @jrpro5195
    @jrpro5195 4 роки тому +2

    Hahahahahaha - “ We have zoning laws for a reason...”

  • @epiroks
    @epiroks 4 роки тому +10

    Where my Presbyterians at? The non-liberal ones.

    • @alexmanzewitsch714
      @alexmanzewitsch714 4 роки тому +10

      "Hi, I'm a Presbyterian minister. I would give you reasons as to why you should choose my church, but since your nature is totally depraved and utterly enslaved to sin, you will always choose to reject coming to our church apart from divine intervention, and therefore it is pointless to try and persuade you through natural reason to come. Good day, I need to check on how the oats are fermenting for my homemade craft beer."

    • @alexmanzewitsch714
      @alexmanzewitsch714 4 роки тому +3

      @Art Anson Actually, I'm a Reformed Baptist myself, but I am not above laughing at myself.

    • @markhorton3994
      @markhorton3994 4 роки тому

      @Art Anson Paul said something about not doing things to upset those of weak faith because they are not ready for freedom from unnecessary restrictions. He was talking about diet but it applies.

    • @alexmanzewitsch714
      @alexmanzewitsch714 4 роки тому

      @Art Anson I'm genuinely sorry you had such bad experiences with the reformed crowd. It is true that while we do talk a big game about Sola Scriptura, there are a number in our group who would rather spend their time doing intellectual flexing and lose the simplicity of the bible. Also, I have known some to focus so much on having the perfect Calvinistic doctrine, but so little on loving their brothers and sisters in Christ who may not see eye to eye with them. I have known whole churches to split because reformed pastors effectively kicked out anyone who wasn't a high Calvinist. This is not all compatible with Christian compassion.
      On behalf of the reformed crowd (though I am by no means the universal spokesman for them), I am really sorry people have hurt you and imposed rules of traditions on you as if they were rules of God. Furthermore, I hate how it has cause relational division in your family. I hope you can believe me when I say that we are not all that way.
      P.S. I love the song Jesus Loves the Little Children.
      Peace.

  • @CloudslnMyCoffee
    @CloudslnMyCoffee 4 роки тому +1

    Ouch! I am hit! Hilariously spot on mate. Excepting the confessional lutheran angst is usually amoung the laity and not the pastors.

  • @Biomasse79
    @Biomasse79 Рік тому +1

    Pastor Fiene, it is 2023 now and we still waiting for part two :D

  • @NoahProductionsNP
    @NoahProductionsNP 4 роки тому +1

    LOVELY. Always excited to see an upload from you! Very nice job with that 80s style, RGB glitch aesthetic, always neat to see you try something new like that! Hilarious.

  • @kylewhitt587
    @kylewhitt587 3 роки тому

    I lost it and had to pause at "if Chick-Fil-A had a baby with half of the Apostle's Creed"

  • @SlingstoneGiantKiller
    @SlingstoneGiantKiller 4 роки тому +27

    So no Baptists or Charismatics? I'm not sure how I feel about you leaving us out, Pastor Hans...

    • @virgilflintiv5341
      @virgilflintiv5341 4 роки тому +2

      Wrong, as an independent fundamental BAPTIST, I am a sold out, hell preaching, Bible teaching, Soul Winning, standard keeping Christian.
      Not just some charismatic/non-denominational

    • @virgilflintiv5341
      @virgilflintiv5341 4 роки тому +2

      @That Lutheran Guy what is the Bible view?
      I believe baptism is by immersion and only a show of your faith and introduction into ministry, not a part of salvation
      I believe that the Lord's Supper is a time of remembrance of Christ's sacrifice on the cross for our sin that we may be saved. The juice is not turning the blood, and the bread doesn't turn into flesh.

    • @greensidage
      @greensidage 4 роки тому +2

      @@virgilflintiv5341 “Baptism is only a show of faith.” 2 Hesitations 3:16
      “Baptism now saves you.” 1 Peter 3:21

    • @virgilflintiv5341
      @virgilflintiv5341 4 роки тому +3

      @@greensidage oof, adding works to Salvation... I'll let that heresy be between you and God

    • @greensidage
      @greensidage 4 роки тому

      @@virgilflintiv5341 “Baptism definitely doesn’t now save you, despite what Peter wrote under inspiration of the Holy Spirit.” 2 Hesitations 3:17

  • @leeshwan903
    @leeshwan903 4 роки тому +5

    John “Earthquake” Tenta as a Lutheran pastor! 😂 Yes! Amen!

  • @HeatedFrost
    @HeatedFrost 4 роки тому +8

    best channel on youtube

  • @JmPie74
    @JmPie74 4 роки тому

    It’s very true if your not fighting outwardly for souls you fight your own kingdom.

  • @greghannibal
    @greghannibal 2 роки тому +1

    Catholics: We have the Pope!
    Me: That's nice, I don't recognize his authority.

  • @alexw717
    @alexw717 4 роки тому +18

    I think I might be Lutheran, and that's great

  • @toddvelianski5240
    @toddvelianski5240 4 роки тому +7

    *Offended Gottesdienst Crowd listeners are now chanting the deprecatory psalms* ;)

  • @simontemplar3359
    @simontemplar3359 3 роки тому

    HA! I knew I heard Rev. Wolfmueller in there! Can't get that one past me, Patrick! :)

  • @jeremymarshall7009
    @jeremymarshall7009 9 місяців тому +2

    Is Reverend Augsburg the wrestler Earthquake?!

  • @PaulGear
    @PaulGear Рік тому

    "We're like if your mom's favourite Christmas sweater failed out of seminary." 🥇🤣

  • @amybee40
    @amybee40 4 роки тому +4

    LOL -- "that's why we're mad all the time."

  • @mugglesarecooltoo
    @mugglesarecooltoo 4 роки тому +7

    The stock photo guy was Mario the vigilant christian, the old lady was Antje Jackelén, but who were the others? Steven Anderson?

    • @cathe196
      @cathe196 4 роки тому +2

      Not enough hysterical screaming to be Stevey.

    • @mugglesarecooltoo
      @mugglesarecooltoo 4 роки тому

      @Eevee * Mario is, but Antje is the archbishop of Sweden.

  • @cathe196
    @cathe196 4 роки тому +18

    “Take a six month punishment vacation, then hop back on Twitter, say God has restored you like King David...”
    Oh hey, Pastor DriscollMacDonaldTchividjianPattersonFalwellMahaney. Fancy seeing you here.

    • @kirjian
      @kirjian 4 роки тому

      What did CJ Mahaney do?

    • @cathe196
      @cathe196 4 роки тому

      @@kirjian Sat on his hands while children in his church network were sexually abused and the abuse was covered up.

    • @kirjian
      @kirjian 4 роки тому

      @@cathe196 oh dang... but like, pastors? Or someone in the congregation did it?

    • @cathe196
      @cathe196 4 роки тому +1

      @@kirjian www.washingtonian.com/2016/02/14/the-sex-abuse-scandal-that-devastated-a-suburban-megachurch-sovereign-grace-ministries/
      Sovereign Grace Ministries has no soul.

    • @angiebee2225
      @angiebee2225 Рік тому

      ​@@kirjian I think it was something that happened with members of the congregation, but the church leaders knew about it and just played the victim blaming game and/or covered it up.

  • @armsofzeus
    @armsofzeus 4 роки тому

    Learning the Lord is hard. I love my non-denom that teaches the bible and nothing else. My kernel is Lutheran and I'm grateful.

  • @ArtisticLayman
    @ArtisticLayman 4 роки тому +14

    Happy Reformation Day!

  • @jordansmith1541
    @jordansmith1541 4 роки тому +5

    Ouch... hit a little close to home sometimes.

  • @WasLostButNowAmFound
    @WasLostButNowAmFound 4 роки тому +11

    I'd fall in with the lcms pastor dude. But I'm Presbyterian. Sorry not sorry.

  • @shelbycurry721
    @shelbycurry721 3 роки тому

    “Chase… just Christian. *beyooooond* denominations”

  • @williamgammeter5113
    @williamgammeter5113 4 роки тому +1

    Wolfmueller as Martin Augsburg Earnst...hilarious...well played gang..." Have you ever heard about the thief on the cross?"

    • @gerrardthemagnificent5960
      @gerrardthemagnificent5960 3 роки тому +1

      I have trouble believing it's him because he usually sounds so chilled back

    • @williamgammeter5113
      @williamgammeter5113 3 роки тому

      @@gerrardthemagnificent5960 I think he was using his "Dad Voice."

  • @shelbycurry721
    @shelbycurry721 3 роки тому

    when he said *baggage* and his eyes twitched… zoinks

  • @nelliebachesneg6655
    @nelliebachesneg6655 4 роки тому +9

    "Starring (in order of water density)"
    ...what?

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 4 роки тому +26

    A happy Reformation Day to everyone! I've been making sure to teach my non-Christian friend from Germany all about Luther and why he was so important, and what it has to do with the Gospel.
    Signed, your friendly Presbyterian. (PCA, NOT PCUSA! PCUSA is basically represented byRazzMaTazz Twinklespit in this video. LOL)

  • @gbart842
    @gbart842 4 роки тому +8

    I'm the church for all guys named 'Hans'

  • @rebeccashaw6215
    @rebeccashaw6215 4 роки тому +1

    This is hilarious. But it also kind of makes me want to go cry in my Reformation beer...

  • @puncherdavis9727
    @puncherdavis9727 4 роки тому +3

    Well as a life long Nazarene I have a "Non-Denominational" pastor I listen to who is just as good as any Nazarene one I have heard. Not all non-denoms are bad but the exclusion factor does at times agitate people it seems.

    • @ryankelly9032
      @ryankelly9032 4 роки тому

      Grew up Baptist, but began attending a Nazarene church after high school. Most Biblically accurate theology in my opinion.

  • @DeusEstPrimus
    @DeusEstPrimus 3 роки тому

    Lol...never laughed so hard...you better do a sequel, I know where you live ; )

  • @TerryTateOfficeLinebacker760
    @TerryTateOfficeLinebacker760 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the stockPhoto watermark. Really ties in the millenial pastor lol

  • @jakobi4971
    @jakobi4971 2 роки тому +1

    …okay I felt called out by the LCMS guy lol

  • @richhutnik2477
    @richhutnik2477 3 роки тому

    I just had a vision of analog horror.

  • @calebjohnston_youtube
    @calebjohnston_youtube 4 роки тому

    Brilliant! Thank you! More, please!

  • @YodasTinyLightsaber
    @YodasTinyLightsaber Рік тому

    Currently pulling what's left of my hair out trying to find a new congregation. This is not far off within a single denomination.

  • @Rood67
    @Rood67 4 роки тому +2

    We need not get a big head (or be offended) that we’re better than these if our group was not called out. This just means we need to double our prayer time and study time; lest we fall ourselves.

  • @Nathan-mf2yz
    @Nathan-mf2yz 6 днів тому

    “We’re what would happen if Chick Fil A had a baby with half of the Apostles Creed”

  • @foxcm2000
    @foxcm2000 4 роки тому +1

    You guys got Matthew Mcconaughey for the video! These videos are going high-budget!

  • @HasanibnSabah
    @HasanibnSabah 2 роки тому

    You got Pastor Wolfmueller to be the LCMS guy!? That's awesome. Extra legit.