I'm glad he's releasing these videos to the public, but every time he says thanks for donating I feel a twinge of guilt like I shouldn't be seeing them.
english has fallen behind. we've failed to invent a single word that means "taco bell dysentery" and not one of those german cheater words thats just 3 words without spaces like fallschirmjagergewehr.
Years ago my mom wanted to buy my disabled step dad a tablet to give him something to do. I told her to not bother with the garbage ones she was looking at and instead find an older iPad or something. What does she do? Buys the $70 no-name tablet from the drug store. Absolute garbage. My poor step dad would fiddle with that thing for a few minutes at a time trying to get some damn entertainment and it was worse than useless. No clue what happened to it. Hope it got what it deserved.
My mom got my dad with Alzheimer's a real, pretty new ipad (like second to last gen) so he could watch UA-cam since he couldn't do much with his time anymore. What did he do? Two days later HE BIT THE IPAD. How do you go to a shop and ask if they repair bite damage?... And I hoped I could inherit that thing...
@@CainXVIIMy lord, I respect the jaw strength! And my condolences, my dad was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's. I guess I'll have to watch out for biting his iPad…
Probably because it came out of the same sweatshop factory. Just that they didn't enable the fake RAM and fake storage crap and probably didn't load malware on it.
A little secret about tablets -- Android tables use the *exact* same hardware as phones. And I do mean _exact_ -- same chips, same specs, same capacity. I'm always surprised to see giant circuit boards in the tablet teardowns, cuz they could just put the phone board in there and be done. If Samsung put an actual S23 motherboard into a tablet, the result would be the same as their Tab S9.
The whole review farming thing is funny but I have a story. I bought veg peelers that were £8.00 ish. In the packaging there was an offer. If you post a 5* review you get a £15 amazon voucher (where I bought them from). They sent it, then a few days later, sent me another. I made £22 for writing a review 🤣
I've noticed this issue with my OLDER tablets, like the Tab S 2 and Tab S1 (which still make amazing book readers since they have an OLED panel and are quick enough for most PDF files and are super light as well) that the issue with your tablet was due to the fact that you were probably sending a PD or QC charge over that USB cable and the tablet doesn't know what those are since there's actual data being transferred over the charger to identify charging levels. SO you really do need a crappy no-frills no QC or PD rated charger with these. If you used the charger in the box it would have worked, more than likely.
I might be wrong but iirc PD chargers send the minimum wattage if there's no handshake with the device, so technically speaking there shouldn't be any problems. But hey, this is the real world and these things do get finnicky sometimes.
@@MansBestFriend_ sometimes the no handshake wattage is too little and you need an old 2.4A dumb charger some older devices need an older form of signaling(specific resistor shorting the data pins to indicate the charger's current capacity) before they start charging at all some late 2000s-early 2010s apple devices require a different specific voltage to each data pin before they start charging
The reason why it might not be charging is because the cable used is Type-C to Type-C? I've experienced bad products before that have Type-C ports but doesn't support usb-c to c cable charging due to their poor implementation of the USB-C standard. They only charge via 5V USB A to Type C charging cables because they are unable to negotiate the correct voltage for C to C charging. Great video btw ❤
It probably would have turned on but the cable you were using is C to C which communicates with the devices its charging, if the device doesn't respond, it wont get any power. C to A doesn't have to do this it will always send the minimum power spec unless the device asks for more. Simply put, the device didn't know what was plugged into it, when in doubt use the cable that came with it, weird tech stuff could be happening.
I remember seeing a tablet similar to this but it ran some food delievery system. I bought that tablet for $3 and i reflashed the firmware to allow the tablet to run google play services.
@@tylern6420 no, it was a generic brand tablet. The tablet was given by delieveroo for restaruants to check on the orders incoming. Heres the model number: SMB-H8005 Company who made this tablet: Exertis (UK) Ltd, RG24 8EH
That still reminds me of that one Q88-style tablet that I used to have back in 2014. It only lasted for 1 WHOLE WEEK. Yeah, 1 week, while I was playing Angry Birds I suddenly dropped it and the LCD broke
She's clearly dead now.. but just a heads up, i've had some low end/cheap devices that have USB-C ports.. but aren't USB-C PD compliant, and will only charge using their own included USB-A to C cable (looking at you, T-Mobile hotspot..)
Any usb a to usb c cable should work. The reason why is fairly simple: Talking to usb c power supplies requires either 2 resistors to always get 5v or a chip for something more intelligent. However, usb a power supplies are supposed to deliver 5v, even if there isn't any communication with the device.
I saw a retun sticker on a Logitech MX Master 3 that stated "Customer is left handed". The picture on the box shows a right handed ergonomic mouse......
Thanks Wade, reminds me of the goofy Android tablet my aunt has at her house, it's called an astro queo or something like that, its got a plastic screen, and android go. Utter turd it was. Thanks for uploading this Wade it's making me laugh seeing an Aussie yell at a crap tablet haha have a good day.
You know, I think what happened here is one of the most confusing things about USB-C Charging -- notice it came with a USB-A to C cable with a small phone charger. I bet this tablet can ONLY be charged from a low wattage, non quick-charging USB-A port. I wonder if he was using a quick charge 100W USB-C charger that was incompatible with this tablet.
Speaking on the comment you made in the beginning, about not getting crap tablets. Got a new job, mom had an old iPad so I got her a new one that she'll probably keep for a LONG TIME. She gave the old one to my grandparents when she took a trip to see them.
To be fair to Punos, even with how ridiculous it sounds when you say it out loud their logo is extremely subtle compared to most Chinese tablets. Just flip it upside down and it says "SOUND"
I gotta get me a new tablet - I have an Ipad 2 but it appears to have reset _itself_ somehow and now I gotta go hunting for mum's password again. Plus it won't run Scrivener or gdocs, so it's pretty much useless for writing purposes. I only want something to type on with an internet connection to send my stuff to my main computer, which is a windows. Might look into refurbished ipads if Scrivener software runs that old. Any advice in the comments?
@@marshallm4551As far as I know, the After Show episodes were uploaded to this channel and just set as Unlisted. That channel The Archive doesn't have anything to do with Dankpods.
bro as i see you;ve chosen apple's charging caple, you gotta know they're often don't like each other with random chinese components, before tearing apart you could've try with other cable (from the box for example) i've been trough this with a vape - apple cable just didn't work, they're a bit shorter than the most of usb-cs
i feel really bad when he says "thanks for donating :D" but i did not donate. makes me feel guilty for even watching these lol but hey thanks for releasing the aftershows man!
My school few years back before I graduated had a program for us low income families to get a free tablet. They were a different brand im pretty sure they were these, it was cool though for some people who couldn’t afford them. But as nakeyjakey put it in his video about smart TVs the processor is basically a “dirt pie”
i had 2 lenovos and they didnt even need a case and survived falling out the car door, being sat on by my sister, and it ran btd6 well, (they were the only tablets i ever liked)
According to google "Android Go OS is a stripped down version of the Android OS for Budget phones" But why would you choose android go when making a cheap ass phone? When android is ALREADY free
I got a Dell Venue tablet for free with the purchase of my Alienware prebuilt pc like 10 years ago. If that doesn’t show you how big the profit margins are on both products, then I can’t help you.
Sometimes crappy usbc devices can only charge with usb a to usb c, not c to c, as they don’t have the chip to tell the charger what voltage and amperage is needed, by the looks of it, you were using a Mac charging cable, and I am assuming if it is a Mac charging cable, it is plugged into a usbc block
Sometimes the really low cost usbc devices only charge when paired with a usba charger. Seeing as it was an apple usbc cable I assume it’s c to c so maybe it would work with a usb a cable?
i had exact the same problem with battery in geniuine huawei t5 it is simply so far gone discharged that charging circuit don't see th battery as safe to charge and disconect it, and since tablets works from battery all the time no battery no turning on i just don't know why opening those things has become so hard , i like nice lookng things but thinn frames and glued bzzles is a thing that should never exist on servicable device
I had this piece of crap under a different name years ago. My dad got scammed by T Mobile to buy this tablet from them for around 130 usd. It came with viruses right from the factory and it would randomly install chinese apps by itself
I'm glad he's releasing these videos to the public, but every time he says thanks for donating I feel a twinge of guilt like I shouldn't be seeing them.
Dudes got more than a million subscribers I'm sure he is doing just fine :-)
He'll be fine, don't worry. These videos are monetized too.
Aah! Morales!
Releasing that many videos at once is bound to get DankPods quite the revenue as long as they don't get demonetized or something.
These were public on his archive channel
I just realized "punos" is "sound" upside down
The best audiophile equipment: a cheap tablet
HAHAHAHAHA
This is actually called the sound 8X
wouldn't it be "sonud" upside down?
@@Ryan93. no.
It doesn't have a D tho
You’ve has single handedly made my years better ever since 2020. Thank you, Wade
He've
Same😊
yes same.
gd best icon pfp
Who the f##k is wade
Ironnically, "punos" in russian means "stream of shit" or "liquid-like feces", usually related to taco bell
I was thinking the same lmao. It translates to diarrhea.
Yup, pissed myself laughing throughout the video when i realised XD
понос
english has fallen behind. we've failed to invent a single word that means "taco bell dysentery" and not one of those german cheater words thats just 3 words without spaces like fallschirmjagergewehr.
And in latin "punishment"
Years ago my mom wanted to buy my disabled step dad a tablet to give him something to do. I told her to not bother with the garbage ones she was looking at and instead find an older iPad or something. What does she do? Buys the $70 no-name tablet from the drug store. Absolute garbage. My poor step dad would fiddle with that thing for a few minutes at a time trying to get some damn entertainment and it was worse than useless. No clue what happened to it. Hope it got what it deserved.
My mom got my dad with Alzheimer's a real, pretty new ipad (like second to last gen) so he could watch UA-cam since he couldn't do much with his time anymore. What did he do? Two days later HE BIT THE IPAD. How do you go to a shop and ask if they repair bite damage?... And I hoped I could inherit that thing...
@@CainXVIIMy lord, I respect the jaw strength! And my condolences, my dad was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's. I guess I'll have to watch out for biting his iPad…
@@CainXVIIpersonally would’ve told them that the apple tasted funny.
@@CainXVIIreminds me of an old video where an elderly person is gifted an iPad and they use it as a chopping board
Jesus christ that would be funny if it werent so sad
@CainXVII
I love how the back literally looks like every single bootleg Android tablet you'd get on Wish
Probably because it came out of the same sweatshop factory. Just that they didn't enable the fake RAM and fake storage crap and probably didn't load malware on it.
A little secret about tablets -- Android tables use the *exact* same hardware as phones. And I do mean _exact_ -- same chips, same specs, same capacity. I'm always surprised to see giant circuit boards in the tablet teardowns, cuz they could just put the phone board in there and be done. If Samsung put an actual S23 motherboard into a tablet, the result would be the same as their Tab S9.
Strangely enough my phone with similar clock speeds and such, but with 128 GB runs a little bit faster
i guess its cheaper for them to use a larger motherboard.
So their tablets are essentially just big phones.
@@blakksheep736no shot sherlock
@@blakksheep736you can literally tell that by looking at it... I'm dumb and I knew that
The whole review farming thing is funny but I have a story. I bought veg peelers that were £8.00 ish. In the packaging there was an offer. If you post a 5* review you get a £15 amazon voucher (where I bought them from). They sent it, then a few days later, sent me another. I made £22 for writing a review 🤣
It’s totally a trade standards violation or at the very least breach of Amazon TOS…! Companies aren’t allowed to pay for reviews at all, very naughty!
@@memstoraty Amazon doesn't give a shit.
@@TheTundraTerrorthey only care if it’s a radioactive pile of rubbish doing it, and the government gets involved. Otherwise, they couldn’t care less.
@@TheTundraTerror Oh you’re right there, they break their own rules constantly. Shit ass company.
I remember writing a 1 star review after getting that message, and I'm no longer allowed to make reviews lmao.
Happy new year !!!
Canada here and we love you !!!
Best wishes to you, your family and team... you’re a legend !!!
I've noticed this issue with my OLDER tablets, like the Tab S 2 and Tab S1 (which still make amazing book readers since they have an OLED panel and are quick enough for most PDF files and are super light as well) that the issue with your tablet was due to the fact that you were probably sending a PD or QC charge over that USB cable and the tablet doesn't know what those are since there's actual data being transferred over the charger to identify charging levels. SO you really do need a crappy no-frills no QC or PD rated charger with these. If you used the charger in the box it would have worked, more than likely.
Should he buy a second one? 🤔
@@MartinDerTolle I can't imagine they were more than $100 even in AUSSIE dollars. Would be interesting to see HOW CRAP it actually is.
I might be wrong but iirc PD chargers send the minimum wattage if there's no handshake with the device, so technically speaking there shouldn't be any problems. But hey, this is the real world and these things do get finnicky sometimes.
@@MansBestFriend_ sometimes the no handshake wattage is too little and you need an old 2.4A dumb charger
some older devices need an older form of signaling(specific resistor shorting the data pins to indicate the charger's current capacity) before they start charging at all
some late 2000s-early 2010s apple devices require a different specific voltage to each data pin before they start charging
@@dodecahedron1 THANK You, I was trying to word that and just couldn't concisely.
happy new year! very cool of you to dump all these after shows for us plebs! appreciate it!
Tablet does not turn on
Proceeds to go full jerryrigeverything
man's making these after shows every second, good job 👍
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The reason why it might not be charging is because the cable used is Type-C to Type-C? I've experienced bad products before that have Type-C ports but doesn't support usb-c to c cable charging due to their poor implementation of the USB-C standard. They only charge via 5V USB A to Type C charging cables because they are unable to negotiate the correct voltage for C to C charging. Great video btw ❤
Believe it or not, sometimes you need to flip the C plug over to get it to work. It's _sposta_ work either way, buuuuut ... ;)
Yep I’ve had so many products that only charge if you use the provides cable and brick. It’s all been usb c too, which is supposed to be universal
"Avoid hitting or shaking the tablet". Guess that includes shaking it in frustration?
If you WANT a cheap Android tablet, pop over to your local flea market. They practically GIVE the things away.
Yep AND it's better than buying some cheap shit tablet that ends up in a landfill.
It probably would have turned on but the cable you were using is C to C which communicates with the devices its charging, if the device doesn't respond, it wont get any power. C to A doesn't have to do this it will always send the minimum power spec unless the device asks for more. Simply put, the device didn't know what was plugged into it, when in doubt use the cable that came with it, weird tech stuff could be happening.
I love your dedication thank you so much 💜
Ironically, "Punos" sounds similar to "ponos" which means "diarrhea" in Russian
or is it just the word "sound" but upside down? 🤔
I remember seeing a tablet similar to this but it ran some food delievery system. I bought that tablet for $3 and i reflashed the firmware to allow the tablet to run google play services.
could it have been a sunmi or something
@@tylern6420 no, it was a generic brand tablet. The tablet was given by delieveroo for restaruants to check on the orders incoming.
Heres the model number: SMB-H8005
Company who made this tablet: Exertis (UK) Ltd, RG24 8EH
That still reminds me of that one Q88-style tablet that I used to have back in 2014. It only lasted for 1 WHOLE WEEK. Yeah, 1 week, while I was playing Angry Birds I suddenly dropped it and the LCD broke
holy this was on recommended and an instant click thanks for the great content as always
Man you're a stress reliever man!! Your contents are very enjoyable to watch.
the "pu" in the Punos was goofy 💀💀
Damn, they made one worse than the iCraig? Impressive.
Thank you for releasing all of these
She's clearly dead now.. but just a heads up, i've had some low end/cheap devices that have USB-C ports.. but aren't USB-C PD compliant, and will only charge using their own included USB-A to C cable (looking at you, T-Mobile hotspot..)
Any usb a to usb c cable should work. The reason why is fairly simple:
Talking to usb c power supplies requires either 2 resistors to always get 5v or a chip for something more intelligent. However, usb a power supplies are supposed to deliver 5v, even if there isn't any communication with the device.
I am assuming the 16GB "ROM" is supposed to be storage space, but ROM is Read Only Memory and cannot be written to...
Phone sites have been using ROM as shorthand for onboard storage over a decade.
its been memory for a long time. idk either. all mobile devices have the storage as “ROM”
4:13 that laugh tho 😂😂
I saw a retun sticker on a Logitech MX Master 3 that stated "Customer is left handed".
The picture on the box shows a right handed ergonomic mouse......
Thanks Wade, reminds me of the goofy Android tablet my aunt has at her house, it's called an astro queo or something like that, its got a plastic screen, and android go. Utter turd it was. Thanks for uploading this Wade it's making me laugh seeing an Aussie yell at a crap tablet haha have a good day.
Dude that tablet has the softest display I've ever seen on a device in my entire life!
Screaming from the mountain tops “PUNOS!!!!!!”
You know, I think what happened here is one of the most confusing things about USB-C Charging -- notice it came with a USB-A to C cable with a small phone charger. I bet this tablet can ONLY be charged from a low wattage, non quick-charging USB-A port. I wonder if he was using a quick charge 100W USB-C charger that was incompatible with this tablet.
I think windows CE or Windows 8 RT would work better on it, of course if the processor is compatible.
i'm from russia. word "ponos" means diarea
in croatian "ponos" means pride (а вообще приятно видеть русского на канале орущего австралийца)
@@lvl90dru1d орущий австралиец xdddd
quite fitting really. "punos" upside-down is "sound".
Speaking on the comment you made in the beginning, about not getting crap tablets. Got a new job, mom had an old iPad so I got her a new one that she'll probably keep for a LONG TIME. She gave the old one to my grandparents when she took a trip to see them.
To be fair to Punos, even with how ridiculous it sounds when you say it out loud their logo is extremely subtle compared to most Chinese tablets. Just flip it upside down and it says "SOUND"
Didn't expect you to do a partial durability test on this Poonos 😂
Thanks for the amazing 2 years of enjoyment been great
Love how "punos" upside down is sound
I gotta get me a new tablet - I have an Ipad 2 but it appears to have reset _itself_ somehow and now I gotta go hunting for mum's password again. Plus it won't run Scrivener or gdocs, so it's pretty much useless for writing purposes.
I only want something to type on with an internet connection to send my stuff to my main computer, which is a windows. Might look into refurbished ipads if Scrivener software runs that old. Any advice in the comments?
If only we could have a playlist of all of them. Also I bet Wade’s making them all public as he’s not doing patreon no more
I don't actually think all of these were private, I think they're from his second channel called "the archives," hence the "aftershow"
@@marshallm4551As far as I know, the After Show episodes were uploaded to this channel and just set as Unlisted. That channel The Archive doesn't have anything to do with Dankpods.
@@marshallm4551 "the Archives" channel isnt Wades Channel, it was just a fan reposting them. the person has already set them private
@@marshallm4551i think the aftershow is basically unlisted videos and patreons get the link to them
"the archives" channel wasnt official
these are in an official "ultimate dankpods playlist" that was patreon-only
i thought we had gone into a durability test for a second
i must admit, the name of the company sounds +- similar to russian word понос (which pronounces "ponos" and means diarrhea )
bro as i see you;ve chosen apple's charging caple, you gotta know they're often don't like each other with random chinese components, before tearing apart you could've try with other cable (from the box for example) i've been trough this with a vape - apple cable just didn't work, they're a bit shorter than the most of usb-cs
i feel really bad when he says "thanks for donating :D" but i did not donate. makes me feel guilty for even watching these lol but hey thanks for releasing the aftershows man!
From my experience, sometimes when the battery is discharged too much only some chargers will be able to bring it back.
Probably didn't turn on because they didn't properly implement USB-C so it likely only works with the included cable.
My school few years back before I graduated had a program for us low income families to get a free tablet. They were a different brand im pretty sure they were these, it was cool though for some people who couldn’t afford them. But as nakeyjakey put it in his video about smart TVs the processor is basically a “dirt pie”
i had 2 lenovos and they didnt even need a case and survived falling out the car door, being sat on by my sister, and it ran btd6 well, (they were the only tablets i ever liked)
My favorite thing about this tablet isn't the fake cameras, but definitely that the brand name is just "SOUNd" but upside down
happy new year poonos x8
Is android 12 (go edition) a thing they love to use? I saw another awful tablet that was using that version as well
According to google "Android Go OS is a stripped down version of the Android OS for Budget phones"
But why would you choose android go when making a cheap ass phone? When android is ALREADY free
i’d give this to a small child to dissuade them from tech lmfao
Is it just me or is the punks logo upside down just sound with a fancy font?
I got a Dell Venue tablet for free with the purchase of my Alienware prebuilt pc like 10 years ago. If that doesn’t show you how big the profit margins are on both products, then I can’t help you.
I CANT KEEP UP 😭😭
happy new year!!!111!!
ive never seen any screen scratch that easily oh my god
The 1500th after show
Sometimes crappy usbc devices can only charge with usb a to usb c, not c to c, as they don’t have the chip to tell the charger what voltage and amperage is needed, by the looks of it, you were using a Mac charging cable, and I am assuming if it is a Mac charging cable, it is plugged into a usbc block
wow that was a pinhole camera I wouldn't have guessed a part like that was available
Sometimes the really low cost usbc devices only charge when paired with a usba charger. Seeing as it was an apple usbc cable I assume it’s c to c so maybe it would work with a usb a cable?
Now we know why james works on things for you.
I actually had one that was RCA, and costed $25 at a Dollar General. It was, without exaggeration, the SLOWEST tablet on this EARTH
i had exact the same problem with battery in geniuine huawei t5 it is simply so far gone discharged that charging circuit don't see th battery as safe to charge and disconect it, and since tablets works from battery all the time no battery no turning on
i just don't know why opening those things has become so hard , i like nice lookng things but thinn frames and glued bzzles is a thing that should never exist on servicable device
Getting JerryrigEverything vibes from the accidental bend test.
I love how this tries to imitate the iPad, but fails at even that.
This would NOT pass the JRE durability test 😅
This tablet is ahead of the game, Apple doesn't even have a headphone jack and only just figured out USB-C
This brand actually took "Sound" and flipped it upside down and made "punos"
this is the strangest cooking show i have ever seen...😀
there are RARE times where the power monitor borks the charging for whatever reason. Sometimes you gotta cut it out of the equation!
i work with prison tablets and the mainboard looks very familiar
i remember using crappy tablets in the past
It's suitable alright. Suitable for usage as a cutting board.
That's the cheapest tablet they had?
Wait til you see a onn. Tablet that lasts for 8 months before almost exploding.
Punos upside down is sound.
"Guys, my punos isn't working" - Dankpods
👏Hey it’s the after show.
The 'punos' logo upside down makes 'sound'
this hurt my soul
It's funny how the camera pattern is L literally it matches tho.
Omg I have that tablet. Older version of it, but that tablet. It was so garbage, but I was 14 and really wanted a tablet for myself.
You saved the truly worst crap for the After Show.
My tablet has 4 gigs but I just use it to browse and watch UA-cam or stream games sometimes and it works fine.
i thought all the patreon things were public in a channel called "The Archive"
Hey, it's the after show!
I'm sorry I'm broke, or I'd have seen these already.
I had this piece of crap under a different name years ago. My dad got scammed by T Mobile to buy this tablet from them for around 130 usd. It came with viruses right from the factory and it would randomly install chinese apps by itself
watching these afterrshows makes me feel like a criminal, I didn't pay for this, I should not be able to watch these videos
got an second hand matepad 11 with keyboard case and stylus for €160 works well as an second screen and UA-cam machine.
3:34 mate thats a waluigi wade! or perhaps an aussie wario
PUNOS That's SOUND upside down and back to front.
Punos sounds like someone bought a Eunos version of a Mazda in awful condition and just nicknamed it "the Punos"
Floatplane aftershow
69th
Idk that that’s happening
Tablet I bought from AliExpress has Android 11 Go but at least it has 32GB of storage and 2GB of ram (4GB if you use expanded ram)