Jake and Amir: Valentine's Day

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  • @Mugsi
    @Mugsi 8 років тому +2030

    I always love it when insecure Jake suddenly shows up out of nowhere

    • @Mugsi
      @Mugsi 4 роки тому +70

      Whoa. Is it weird that I suddenly decided to rewatch this on a whim and wanted to make a similar comment to it, not realising that I already made it?

    • @CarlosEduardo-qf5gr
      @CarlosEduardo-qf5gr 4 роки тому +16

      Mugsi That happened to me once, and I commented the exact same thing like three years apart.

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mugsi same here, let’s you know how good Jake and Amir videos are cause we keep rewatching them and they’re so many.

    • @lorie15
      @lorie15 3 роки тому +1

      The exact same thing happened to me just recently- went to make a comment, had left the same one four years ago!!

    • @leodesgarcons
      @leodesgarcons 3 роки тому

      lmaooooo i had the same thought but u beat me to it

  • @calebklingerman7902
    @calebklingerman7902 3 роки тому +313

    We know Amir is lying about how he wrote the poem because he said “I was mid-wipe…” Amir never wipes, and if he does, it’s before he shits.

    • @SamanthaLain
      @SamanthaLain 2 роки тому +19

      It's a time saver!

    • @Bobbleheads56
      @Bobbleheads56 2 роки тому +10

      @@SamanthaLain it saves time effort and cash

    • @cockroachv
      @cockroachv Рік тому +7

      @@SamanthaLain how does what save time

    • @SamanthaLain
      @SamanthaLain Рік тому +3

      @@cockroachv what?

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 Рік тому +3

      ​@@cockroachvmoneyyyy!

  • @TheSecondBeef
    @TheSecondBeef 7 років тому +961

    The best part is that Amir made this letter for Jake

  • @The001jesus
    @The001jesus 8 років тому +1165

    You are blazing to me. You are so blazing. No, you're better than blazing; you're blazin'. No 'g', just an apostrophe, you don't need a 'g', 'cause I'm your G. So we drop the 'g'. And tonight, you gonna drop your g-string. Let me see that crack, Girl. I bet it ain't whack, Girl. Love, your not-so-secret-admirerer, J-Witz.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 7 років тому +49

      Hey isn't that from the video?

    • @The001jesus
      @The001jesus 7 років тому +11

      Yes it is

    • @BlindGuardian050
      @BlindGuardian050 5 років тому +2

      Yes, we all just watched the video you don't need to copy it for thumbs ups.

    • @Demotivational_Monarch
      @Demotivational_Monarch 4 роки тому +2

      Incredible

    • @pennclick
      @pennclick 3 роки тому +47

      I think there’s something to be said for seeing it written out like this

  • @starrailsunday
    @starrailsunday 8 років тому +324

    The part where jake smiled while amir was saying his poem was the cutest thing ever

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction Рік тому

      the part where he didn't shower since thursday night...
      xD

  • @The001jesus
    @The001jesus 8 років тому +830

    How many words would it take to accurately express what you mean to me? How can you scientifically quantify how much lighter I become when you enter my day and how heavy I feel when you leave? How can I describe how my smile just appears magnetically when I see your face? (Jake smiles) How can I possibly count my thoughts of you when I think of you so constantly? As thoughts within thoughts, within thoughts, within thoughts make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended. Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. For the rest of my life, I love you.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 7 років тому +56

      ¿Cuántas palabras se necesitaría para expresar con precisión lo que significa para mí? ¿Cómo se puede cuantificar científicamente cuánto más ligero me convierto cuando entras mi día y lo pesado que se siente cuando se vaya? ¿Cómo puedo describir cómo mi sonrisa apenas aparece magnéticamente cuando veo su cara? (Jake sonríe) ¿Cómo es posible contar mis recuerdos de ti cuando pienso en ti de manera constante? Como pensamientos dentro de los pensamientos, pensamientos dentro, dentro de los pensamientos hacen que sea imposible recordar dónde se empezaba y terminaba el otro. Tiempo pliega en sí mismo que a mí ya nostalgia por nuestro futuro y tenemos ganas de nuestro pasado. Para el resto de mi vida, Te amo.

    • @thomassinha5301
      @thomassinha5301 7 років тому +166

      *loudly, obnoxiously clears throat* You are blazing to me. You are so blazing. No, you're better than blazing, your blazin'. No g, just an apostrophe, you don't need a g, cause I'm your g. So we dropped the g. And tonight, you're gonna drop your g.. strang. Let me see that crack girl, I bet it ain't whack girl.
      Love,
      Your not so secret admirerer,
      J-Witz

    • @Heisenberg-pr7pn
      @Heisenberg-pr7pn 7 років тому +103

      I actually wrote Amir's poem for this one chick I liked a while ago. 10/10, would do again.

    • @emopeterparker226
      @emopeterparker226 7 років тому

      Idriss Elboubbkraoui u

    • @juanvalencia6362
      @juanvalencia6362 6 років тому

      Me too lol

  • @MissMusicLuver97
    @MissMusicLuver97 8 років тому +288

    On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend wrote his card to me exactly like Amirs first one "How many words would it take" because he knows how much I love Jake and Amir. Hes the best

    • @iscream08
      @iscream08 8 років тому +64

      Let me see that crack, girl. I bet it aint' whack, girl.

    • @krneel128
      @krneel128 8 років тому +6

      hey now that's my boy you crack

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +15

      @@iscream08 your not so secret admirerer

    • @thiagogueri
      @thiagogueri 4 роки тому +9

      Still together?

    • @MissMusicLuver97
      @MissMusicLuver97 4 роки тому +24

      thiagogueri , nope. We broke up shortly after high school.

  • @dynaboyjl.4220
    @dynaboyjl.4220 4 роки тому +51

    The cuts to Jake's reaction while Amir reads his poem are really well-placed and the face work from jake is powerful

  • @ibrokeyourlamp6995
    @ibrokeyourlamp6995 10 років тому +91

    LOL I love how Jake rolled up his sleeves when he gave Sarah the card.

  • @Zanesh
    @Zanesh 10 років тому +274

    jake appearing at the end is the creepiest. thing.

    • @GenericName93
      @GenericName93 10 років тому +14

      ever.

    • @tgfvdcrwtr
      @tgfvdcrwtr 10 років тому +15

      Of all time

    • @lordrob13
      @lordrob13 4 роки тому +6

      im guessing he was ducked down and then stood up when they hugged

  • @thepinch1839
    @thepinch1839 6 років тому +156

    I like to think that Amir wrote that poem for Jake.
    Because a heartfelt Valentine, from the one obsessed with thine makes ya boi start cryin'. How's that for insecure.

  • @chinita2463
    @chinita2463 7 років тому +96

    Amir definitely wrote that poem for Jake

    • @70sman
      @70sman 3 роки тому +5

      For sure for sure for sure!

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 2 роки тому +3

      sure, and Jake wrote his for Amir

  • @BobDylansPet
    @BobDylansPet 12 років тому +31

    Man, this poem is so lovely, so full of insight, empathy, love and devotion! The words are so accurate, it touches you at a basic human level, and it sets something off inside your brain and inside your heart and it captures your soul and stays with you all day; I'm thinking of getting it tattooed on my bicep. And, oh yeah, the stuff Amir wrote was quite decent as well.

  • @the1moc305
    @the1moc305 9 років тому +67

    "... You say that... AND YOU MEAN IT" hehehehehehehe

  • @mattmacneil3424
    @mattmacneil3424 8 років тому +92

    "if you thought it sucked it's only cause I can't read for shit"

  • @Mysticsloth
    @Mysticsloth 10 років тому +66

    sarah's taste in poems is the best XD....

  • @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
    @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 3 роки тому +73

    So cute that amir wrote that for his girlfriend oh wait
    Jake KILLED HER WITH A BUS!!!!

  • @ashharijayawardena6009
    @ashharijayawardena6009 10 років тому +50

    The poem that Amir reads out is so beautiful...so much wordplay! :)

  • @firstnamelastname4752
    @firstnamelastname4752 7 років тому +200

    Schwingworthy

  • @imwatchinberniemac
    @imwatchinberniemac 4 роки тому +68

    I watch this every Valentine’s Day. Made it to 2020

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 7 років тому +14

    One of my favorite J&A ever. The writing is so good...almost every line in this video is perfectly executed and written!

  • @timchain
    @timchain 11 років тому +6

    "gotcha!" LOL that killed me

  • @AntonK95
    @AntonK95 10 років тому +40

    This is one of the best in my opinion.

    • @eboooo
      @eboooo 6 років тому

      Anton Kävenheim the ones before and after make this a great time in the show to me.

  • @gloop32
    @gloop32 9 років тому +118

    this is one of the funniest episodes no doubt

  • @UgoPS
    @UgoPS 11 років тому +8

    LOL. I love the fact that both poems were completely opposite but they were equally awesome.

  • @BlizzardofOze
    @BlizzardofOze 7 років тому +27

    How did I never realize that Amir wrote that Valentine for Jake?

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 4 роки тому +8

    Amir’s letter genuinely made me tear up.

  • @necessarydebates6484
    @necessarydebates6484 8 років тому +21

    " I knew you were too dumb to appreciate it." - Jake
    2:35

  • @gayvideos3808
    @gayvideos3808 5 років тому +22

    "admirerer"

  • @burieddagger8064
    @burieddagger8064 3 роки тому +9

    Watching this on Valentine's day 2021 for Valentine card ideas

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious 7 років тому +6

    I can't be the only person who still knows every word to Jake's poem by heart after all this time 😂😂😂😂

  • @Talamare2
    @Talamare2 12 років тому +3

    I cried a little with Jake's poem, so beautiful

  • @herdiherp5615
    @herdiherp5615 6 років тому +5

    “Time folds into itself as I am already *nostalgic for our future* and *look forward to our past*”

  • @jarynb
    @jarynb 5 років тому +18

    Back for my annual viewing

  • @Alkiller
    @Alkiller 12 років тому +2

    The way Jake just appears out of nowhere at the end... perfect!

  • @soumonism
    @soumonism 2 роки тому +4

    Who else comes back to this for the poetry?

  • @orph0borph
    @orph0borph 12 років тому +4

    Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. For the rest of my life, I love you.

  • @jonaskryger3046
    @jonaskryger3046 10 років тому +155

    I seriously wrote this to a girl (the amir start), and it freaking worked. Well i said i wrote it too... :D I translated it to my own language (danish), so can't be looked up! muhahaha

  • @thefourthbeastie
    @thefourthbeastie 12 років тому +1

    it absolutely gives him depth! i'm glad i'm not alone in grasping the concept :)

  • @Mikeyfactor
    @Mikeyfactor 12 років тому +1

    Amir's poem was amazing! I just might use it for Valentine's Day next year because it was so poetic!!!

  • @andyanderson100
    @andyanderson100 5 років тому +4

    I like the fact that Amir is really good at poetry

  • @whatsupwith41
    @whatsupwith41 8 років тому +40

    how the fuck do you favorite
    this is fucking incredible and idk if its because im stoned as balls, but this was heartfelt, funny, and sicnere and nostalgic, nostalgic to the old collegehumor
    it was just so good

    • @Rihew
      @Rihew 8 років тому +1

      wow you are really high

    • @Last_Respecter
      @Last_Respecter 7 років тому +3

      I don't think you'd find a better opportunity to use this line. High as a knife and twice as sharp.

  • @AndyThomasStaff
    @AndyThomasStaff 12 років тому

    That is GREAT editing putting jake in the last scene, looks flawless!

  • @thomasmacdonald8735
    @thomasmacdonald8735 7 років тому +18

    Amir Blumenfeld, master poet.

    • @mehbobotorp2373
      @mehbobotorp2373 7 років тому +6

      And he doesn't even know that he is one...

  • @juanawesome15
    @juanawesome15 9 років тому +18

    I'm using Amir's this year

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 5 років тому +3

    This is one of the best and most underrated ones

  • @TheMaheshz
    @TheMaheshz 11 років тому +2

    the look on jake's face wen he recites his poem.....sooo confident!!!!...hahahah

  • @DReynolds_OG
    @DReynolds_OG 11 років тому +1

    How can I possibly count my thoughts of you,
    when I think of you so constantly.
    As thoughts within thoughts within thoughts within thoughts,
    make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended.
    Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past.
    For the rest of my life, I love you

  • @AdolfHitler-uy3sl
    @AdolfHitler-uy3sl 10 років тому +314

    I seriously wrote this to a girl (the jake part), and it freaking worked. Well, her crack ended up being whack, so I had to dump her.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 10 років тому +11

      "crack ended up being whack" what the fuck does that even mean? whack is a verb.

    • @saiminayatullah6620
      @saiminayatullah6620 10 років тому +25

      BenjaminGoose In African-American slang "whack" means "lame".

    • @AdolfHitler-uy3sl
      @AdolfHitler-uy3sl 10 років тому +16

      Saim Inayatullah In actual American slang, "black" means "lame".

    • @seungwxn
      @seungwxn 10 років тому +4

      I thought u died

    • @Mugsi
      @Mugsi 9 років тому +11

      TTV5
      *Cue audience laugh track*

  • @loganmorrison4677
    @loganmorrison4677 5 років тому +8

    It's a yearly Valentines tradition now

  • @okpuesbye
    @okpuesbye 12 років тому +1

    how could i describe how my smile just appears magnetically when i see your face. how could i possibly count my thoughts of you when i think of you so constantly. as thoughts within thoughts within thoughts within thoughts make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended. time folds into itself as i am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. for the rest of my life. i love you.

  • @FrenchDogWrapper
    @FrenchDogWrapper 12 років тому +1

    This is the first time that the role reversal has worked really well! Good stuff J&A

  • @ElpSmith
    @ElpSmith 2 роки тому +3

    I had to watch this while I’m getting ready for Valentine’s Day

  • @dhcrazy333
    @dhcrazy333 12 років тому +3

    Every time I see Jake and Amir switch places, I come to appreciate how hard it is for someone to actually act like Amir does.

  • @alxndrfng
    @alxndrfng 12 років тому

    oh my lawd i cant stop listening to Amir's poem its absolutely amazing

  • @dlwilliams10
    @dlwilliams10 12 років тому +1

    that last shot was freaking awesome!

  • @Awkwardtunity
    @Awkwardtunity 11 років тому +3

    Amir definitely wrote that for Jake.

  • @callummcnair6066
    @callummcnair6066 6 років тому +8

    Jake reminds me too much of my self, I can't bear to watch insecure Jake

  • @swizzazn
    @swizzazn 12 років тому

    the outtakes are even better!!!

  • @Mag1cMerl1n
    @Mag1cMerl1n 12 років тому

    The outtakes of this one are the greatest thing ever.

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 10 років тому +71

    wow, that card was amazing. Who in CollegeHumor wrote it?

    • @AdolfHitler-uy3sl
      @AdolfHitler-uy3sl 10 років тому +152

      Amir.

    • @ghostician
      @ghostician 10 років тому +25

      Probably Jake and Amir, they write all their stuff, together.

    • @syezar
      @syezar 4 роки тому +4

      Probably Jake, he actually likes poetry. Amir is a good writer, but I don’t think he knows much about poems.

  • @loganknox7
    @loganknox7 3 роки тому +5

    I wish Amir Valentine Blumenfeld was my valentine

  • @NikoYagami1
    @NikoYagami1 12 років тому

    i love how you uploaded this way after Valentine's day. i would have so stolen that poem from you guys.

  • @blueeyesaf
    @blueeyesaf 12 років тому

    How did I miss this video? I didn't see it when it came out and I was just looking through my box and found it. I wonder how many videos that I've wanted to watch I've missed...

  • @alexanderm2220
    @alexanderm2220 9 років тому +4

    I'm using jakes this year

  • @NaomiGwyn
    @NaomiGwyn 10 років тому +21

    I feel sorry for jake

  • @ZeProcrastinatorz
    @ZeProcrastinatorz 11 років тому

    that little giggle Jakes does at the end omg

  • @GripstateEngaged
    @GripstateEngaged 12 років тому

    i love how jake just teleports behind them after the hug lmao!!

  • @legendtaco1
    @legendtaco1 5 років тому +3

    Say what you want about amir but he can write poetry

  • @TheExplodingPumpkin
    @TheExplodingPumpkin 10 років тому +7

    I'm constipated with love, and you're my laxative.

  • @teddyleo95
    @teddyleo95 11 років тому

    They should definitely link the outtakes to these. They're fricken hilarious!

  • @Aetyruzen
    @Aetyruzen 12 років тому

    Jakes poem was just awesome!

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 6 років тому +3

    So blazin

  • @CytotoxinK
    @CytotoxinK 3 роки тому +3

    Gotcha!
    ⁽ʰᵉʰᵉ⁾

  • @TheMovieCritic
    @TheMovieCritic 12 років тому

    I kinda like the role reversals sometimes because its something new and not the same stuff over and over again

  • @undermoonlightglow
    @undermoonlightglow 12 років тому

    These are great!

  • @GirlintheRain19
    @GirlintheRain19 8 років тому +26

    Who else is watching this on Valentine's Day?

  • @ayylmao4955
    @ayylmao4955 7 років тому +3

    I'm not ashamed to admit that i've stolen parts of Amir's card and passed them off as my own in valentines day cards

    • @blizzyfingers676
      @blizzyfingers676 5 років тому +2

      you shouldn't be, i passed the whole thing off as mine

  • @maddylloyd97
    @maddylloyd97 11 років тому +2

    You are blazing to me. Hahahahahaha

  • @mexme1
    @mexme1 12 років тому

    omfg that intro just made laugh hella loud and woke up my niece but it was worth it

  • @tomzjamz
    @tomzjamz 5 років тому +5

    The “time folds into itself, as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past” line is actually really fucking good poetry.

  • @DutyDuty
    @DutyDuty 9 років тому +9

    Sarah's last J&A...

    • @sasohal
      @sasohal 9 років тому +1

      +DutyDuty really? didnt know that - she was good

    • @lcudelta6593
      @lcudelta6593 8 років тому +1

      +NapsterDawson not accurate. she was in the auditions episode of the finale.

    • @DutyDuty
      @DutyDuty 8 років тому +7

      +LCUDelta You'll have to forgive us for not knowing that, since it hadn't been made at the time of those comments.

    • @asafschreiber7941
      @asafschreiber7941 5 років тому +2

      @@DutyDuty Imagine not having a time machine in 2014-2015

  • @MrIronglass
    @MrIronglass 12 років тому +1

    Amir's poem was just so fucking beautiful.

  • @taytayway92
    @taytayway92 12 років тому

    I Love Jake's smile sooo beautiful

  • @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
    @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr 8 років тому +10

    You know you can change your middle name right?

  • @amberrockz5
    @amberrockz5 12 років тому +5

    "Wow that was-"
    "Dumb I know"
    "No it was good it was really really good"
    " I texted the first part to myself while I was takin a shit"
    "Dude it was incredible"
    XD

  • @12Jackman12
    @12Jackman12 12 років тому +1

    ...they didn't switch places... they both have these moments and do them in different ways.

  • @luxon4
    @luxon4 11 років тому

    thanks for typing it up. i couldnt understand what he was saying but now i can

  • @Andrew123456789076
    @Andrew123456789076 9 років тому +3

    HOW DO YOU SPELL AMIR'S NAME

  • @akk366
    @akk366 5 років тому +4

    Valentines 2019 Who’s watching ? Lift your skinny spindly legs !

    • @evanoneill6792
      @evanoneill6792 4 роки тому

      Allelujah, Dont Bend! Your spindly little Legs

  • @THEONEWAYSHOW
    @THEONEWAYSHOW 12 років тому

    this was one of the best jake and amir ever

  • @ellaxswimz
    @ellaxswimz 10 років тому +2

    Amir's poem... wow just wow

  • @ScrapStoriesYT
    @ScrapStoriesYT 3 місяці тому +3

    Poetry or Noetry

  • @General12th
    @General12th 9 років тому +4

    If someone gave me Amir's card for Valentine's Day, I would be very creeped out. That's some seriously obsessive stuff right there. Of course, I've also been single for years, so maybe I'm not the best judge of romantic cards.

    • @BowlMasterAsh
      @BowlMasterAsh 9 років тому +5

      ***** As romantic relationshippy type stuff is, it's creepy if you don't feel as strongly or the same way as the other person, you like it when you do feel the same way. Think of someone you're in a relationship with (and probably shouldn't be, as in this situation you're clearly not compatible) but aren't as into them as they're into you, and they show up at your workplace unannounced a few times a week. It feels really weird and like they're suffocating you, but if you're as into them as they're into you, it's really nice when they show up, because you'd love to be spending time with them but are stuck at work. It's like the obsession stops being creepy when it's reciprocated. Of course some stuff is always creepy, like following around and spying on the other person... But other than that stuff, it's all just about finding someone who you match up with in intensity of interest. Well, whatever, I just remember realizing that one day.

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale 11 років тому

    This is the greatest reply to a conversation I've ever read.

  • @evergreen6702
    @evergreen6702 6 років тому +2

    So amir read the poem to Jake and he was done with it?
    I assume "probably nobody" means jake

  • @HASHlRAMA
    @HASHlRAMA 9 років тому +3

    what does crack mean?

  • @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
    @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr 8 років тому +3

    Lemme see that crack girl, I bet it's not whack girl

  • @TheGoatOfMendes
    @TheGoatOfMendes 11 років тому

    how can i describe how my smile just appears magnetically when i see your face
    how can i possibly count my thoughts of you when i think of you so constantly
    as thoughts within thoughts within thoughts within thoughts make it impossible to remember when one began and the other ended
    time folds in on itself as i am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past
    for the rest of my life i love you

  • @GoldenBoy0903
    @GoldenBoy0903 12 років тому

    You have to read the line before it. It says time folds into itself, making nostalgia in the future....real.