Who Knows Amir Better (w/Avital Ash!) - Segments - 22

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  • Опубліковано 31 бер 2024
  • In this episode Avital and Jake play a rousing game of who knows Amir better. Then Avital reads a poem and discusses her one woman show, "Avital Ash Workshops Her Suicide Note" (tickets now available at AvitalAsh.com!)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 103

  • @JakeandAmirPods
    @JakeandAmirPods  4 місяці тому +3

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  • @blepnir
    @blepnir 4 місяці тому +125

    Amir is 50 years old and has nothing to show for it, save for a few successful business ventures and a lovely wife!

    • @DanielJayHouk
      @DanielJayHouk 4 місяці тому +1

      Kick me while im down why dont ya

  • @i2cube
    @i2cube 4 місяці тому +86

    Good to listen to the banter between Amir and the love of his life. Oh, I guess Amir's wife is here too.

  • @davidmackie5850
    @davidmackie5850 4 місяці тому +111

    Avital bites amir would be a good episode name

    • @takatotakasui8307
      @takatotakasui8307 4 місяці тому +6

      Avi bit my finger

    • @BPTNY
      @BPTNY Місяць тому

      Or a confessing gnome's shame.

  • @WorkerBeeSupply
    @WorkerBeeSupply 4 місяці тому +60

    I don’t know what impressed me more. The amount of childhood friends Amir has or the fact that both Avital and Jake KNOW so many of them!!

  • @chrisliden716
    @chrisliden716 4 місяці тому +78

    Holy guac! They got a frickin celebutante

  • @jakedemedeiros9978
    @jakedemedeiros9978 4 місяці тому +63

    This is forever night

  • @natalieteselle6303
    @natalieteselle6303 4 місяці тому +47

    Loved “who knows Amir better” A & J were so even the whole time. Good job Jake! Get Michael reznick on the pod

    • @bobsonny
      @bobsonny 4 місяці тому +10

      I always forget that both Amir and Jake married people whose first names also start with A and J!

  • @trvrshoe4518
    @trvrshoe4518 4 місяці тому +22

    top 2 desserts being rice krispies and cookies is insane

  • @forty_two42
    @forty_two42 4 місяці тому +13

    I need you guys to organize. This comes out on its own channel instead of Headgum or jake and amir. New Jake and Amir comes out on headgum. I saw a clip from this episode and wanted to watch and it took me 5 minutes to figure out which channel to check

  • @TheWUYAR
    @TheWUYAR 4 місяці тому +14

    The fact that Avital's show is already sold out today, the day the episode came out, is less than fair. Avital, please add another LA show (or one extra chair for this JackAsh)!

    • @therealavitalash
      @therealavitalash 3 місяці тому +9

      Hi! I'm adding a show in LA the Saturday before. I'll put it on Instagram once the tickets go live! ❤

    • @TheWUYAR
      @TheWUYAR 3 місяці тому +3

      Thank you!!

  • @DarkSmoke188
    @DarkSmoke188 4 місяці тому +36

    Is it fair to say that Avital Ash is HIM?

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 4 місяці тому +19

    Amir Ash? More like Amir received severe mental-backlASH when his dad freaking moved

  • @LOLHICRONO
    @LOLHICRONO 4 місяці тому +12

    was just rewatching the postnuptial headgum episode, great timing

  • @LCnRen
    @LCnRen 4 місяці тому +15

    this was a world class ep

  • @Iyellitforthewin
    @Iyellitforthewin 4 місяці тому +56

    I’m enamored with Avital. She’s so funny. Kicking my feet and twirling my hair rn.

  • @nezbut7
    @nezbut7 3 місяці тому +3

    The sat score answer is INSANE

  • @davidbullock3091
    @davidbullock3091 4 місяці тому +4

    Not sure if this was the intention but poetry or noetry just inspired me to write one of the best poems I’ve ever written

  • @msrpmusic303
    @msrpmusic303 4 місяці тому +9

    Avital AND Jake are too good for Amir. Come to papa.

  • @chris_1988
    @chris_1988 4 місяці тому +7

    This was a great episode and I love how seemingly effortlessly funny Avital is, especially in this constellation. I do hope you'll eventually drop BetterHelp as one of your sponsors though as they're pretty infamous for their shady business practices and lack of discretion when dealing with people's very personal issues.

  • @chrisbyerly
    @chrisbyerly 4 місяці тому +20

    **SPOILER FOR POETRY OR NOETRY**
    Umm holy shit, Avital’s poem is one of the best I’ve ever heard. Incredibly moving, I definitely liked it even more than the last poem.
    I’d also be interested to hear peoples’ interpretation of “The Hypnotist” because the last set of lines is a little confounding to me.

    • @BaconManProd
      @BaconManProd 4 місяці тому +3

      My interpretation is that the man is in love with the woman he is beside, and his love is so strong that he is moved to silence by the possibility that the man (who can make any woman fall for him) is outside the door, preparing to make the woman the author loves fall for him.

  • @takatotakasui8307
    @takatotakasui8307 4 місяці тому +34

    Avital Ash on the pod? What's next?Vogel?

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 4 місяці тому +17

    Avital really looks like an old school pin up girl that would have been on those pens and stuff during WW2

  • @Fullofills
    @Fullofills 3 місяці тому +2

    One of the best episodes yet

  • @jonwalters5395
    @jonwalters5395 4 місяці тому +7

    Jake actually won by a whole extra point and the tiebreak was unnecessary. Amir said it was 6-4 for Jake, and then Avital answered “white men can’t jump” for 5. Then when Jake answered “a few good men” Amir said 6 again, when it should’ve been 7.

  • @JohnAZoldos
    @JohnAZoldos 4 місяці тому +8

    Love when Avital is on. She’s hilarious

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 4 місяці тому +16

    I love Avital but it's a little weird for a human woman to date a chipmunk.

    • @YoSammitySam
      @YoSammitySam 4 місяці тому

      Not only date, but marry...

  • @Dylan7Litman
    @Dylan7Litman 3 місяці тому +1

    A+ episode. All-timer, even.

  • @douggschmiddy9950
    @douggschmiddy9950 4 місяці тому +8

    6:20 Amir starts staring into the audiences soul. He is draining some tiny portion of our collective life forces. Only Goeff can stop him now.

  • @Fox_on_the_wall
    @Fox_on_the_wall 4 місяці тому +5

    more Avital!

  • @slaygi
    @slaygi 3 місяці тому +1

    It would gorge itself on light!!!! 💗💗💗💗

  • @cyrr1213
    @cyrr1213 4 місяці тому +2

    What a great ep

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried 4 місяці тому +2

    Segments on a Monday, this is what Jesus came back for ❤

  • @hanstheiler4959
    @hanstheiler4959 4 місяці тому

    Holy Guac Avital on the pod! I deserve so much more than this!

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 4 місяці тому +3

    29:54 I was expecting some weird names lmao

  • @carlosr6462
    @carlosr6462 4 місяці тому +4

    Leonard Cohen is my favourite poet/songwriter too!

  • @Centhar
    @Centhar 4 місяці тому +4

    Rice Crispy Treats!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YellowPenis
    @YellowPenis 4 місяці тому +8

    Get Mr. Shawrtz back on the 'cast

  • @chrisliden716
    @chrisliden716 Місяць тому +1

    Avital should come back on the show

  • @B0A0Baracus
    @B0A0Baracus 3 місяці тому +1

    Did Amir fool Jake with one of his poems before? I feel like they implied that it happened efore when talking about Shakespeare in this ep but i dont remember it.

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 3 місяці тому

    Very cool you did something for TDOV.

  • @h.rpickens1699
    @h.rpickens1699 4 місяці тому +1

    Was gonna go to flappers while I was in Burbank but chose not to before I saw Avital was on the card, frickin beefing man

  • @therealshakinbacon
    @therealshakinbacon 4 місяці тому +10

    Negative theme song please!

  • @alnaabd
    @alnaabd Місяць тому

    LOL jake saying "steal steal"

  • @alirig
    @alirig 4 місяці тому +2

    Thought True Lies was amir's favourite movie, but eff knows why I thought that

  • @abfg616
    @abfg616 4 місяці тому +1

    I wonder if avital’s live show will be taped

  • @PedroSilva-rt2sw
    @PedroSilva-rt2sw 4 місяці тому +4

    Wait, when did Amir get Jake in Poetry or Noetry??

    • @soup_god463
      @soup_god463 4 місяці тому +3

      I think they must have recorded it but not released it yet?

  • @tylergob9399
    @tylergob9399 4 місяці тому

    Happy April everyone!

  • @pauldulle5586
    @pauldulle5586 3 місяці тому +1

    The real day ones know Amir's favorite movie is Freddy Got Fingered.

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas 4 місяці тому +4

    What's Amir's favorite rice-and-mayo joint of all time?

  • @karennoid
    @karennoid 3 місяці тому

    A+ A look sooo happy 🥹💗😻

  • @RobtheMeower
    @RobtheMeower 3 місяці тому +1

    Amir and avital are such a cute couple. I'm in love with them both

  • @beempboomp
    @beempboomp 4 місяці тому

    It was the alliteration thrashing through that made me know it wasn’t Cohen

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 3 місяці тому

    A middle part, for this piece of art, make the girls fartttt

  • @CayceUrriah
    @CayceUrriah 4 місяці тому +1

    Poetry or Noetry should be called 'Two Poems And a Lie'

  • @matiasreba
    @matiasreba 3 місяці тому

    like with true/false questions, stealing shouldn't be allowed in yes/no questions

  • @btk72491
    @btk72491 4 місяці тому +7

    Bring back the original theme song!!!

  • @C4rps
    @C4rps 4 місяці тому +1

    I don't understand poetry at all, what was so good about the second one???

  • @Mustangver
    @Mustangver 4 місяці тому +5

    remember Geoffrey's huge f***up😂

    • @btk72491
      @btk72491 4 місяці тому +5

      Which one?

  • @CameronSlaysTBE
    @CameronSlaysTBE 4 місяці тому +2

    How on earth did Amir bag that absolute dime Avital (probably being funny)

  • @KanderUdon
    @KanderUdon 4 місяці тому

    Valorie

  • @altidego989
    @altidego989 4 місяці тому +2

    I’m guessing jjkae wins it

  • @maximusawesomeness3811
    @maximusawesomeness3811 4 місяці тому

    I want to know Gemma’s middle name

  • @joncassidy3655
    @joncassidy3655 4 місяці тому +4

    amirs wallpaper so uggy

  • @PJonston
    @PJonston 4 місяці тому +1

    Forgot the "?" in the title. Dumb Ash.

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK 4 місяці тому

      Chill

  • @alfiecollins5617
    @alfiecollins5617 4 місяці тому +3

    First

  • @AndiBraun93
    @AndiBraun93 3 місяці тому

    Spoiler Warning:
    Insane bluff in poetry or noetry. Could't believe that the shitty third poem was by a proper poet.

  • @danielzarb-cousin8074
    @danielzarb-cousin8074 4 місяці тому +2

    Avital is insufferable.

    • @cb33
      @cb33 4 місяці тому +20

      pretty rude thing to write!

  • @VK-sz4it
    @VK-sz4it 4 місяці тому +11

    Bloomenfeld is way better. With that name you always can change career and become super-villain

    • @That_Old_Hammer
      @That_Old_Hammer 4 місяці тому +1

      But with Amir Ash you got the alliteration which I would argue makes you even more likely to be a super-villain.

  • @balls261
    @balls261 3 місяці тому +2

    really nice of avital to come on this failing hack podcast

  • @KanderUdon
    @KanderUdon 4 місяці тому

    Valorie