Weekend Update Colin Jost and Michael Che *Darkest* JOKES 😂😂

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  • @echolot
    @echolot Рік тому +461

    their joke swaps are some of the funniest things ever on SNL

    • @douglasmcintyre3297
      @douglasmcintyre3297 Рік тому +3

      echelot: Sometimes weekend updae the ONLY funny things on SNL. Satirical sketch after sketch, sandwiching Josh and Che, often on topics only 20 somethings understand, got pretty old, pretty pretty quick; at least for me.

    • @clamc2012
      @clamc2012 8 місяців тому +3

      Such a low bar.

    • @billfurlong5954
      @billfurlong5954 5 місяців тому

      @@clamc2012 the mask burned for eight days jewish related joke ?

    • @AlGore.for.President
      @AlGore.for.President 3 місяці тому +1

      I agree.

    • @joojr2779
      @joojr2779 3 місяці тому +1

      More like only

  • @coolwata105
    @coolwata105 2 місяці тому +26

    I LOVE when they read each other's jokes 😂😂😂.
    They're the funniest bits.

  • @ofskittlez
    @ofskittlez Рік тому +111

    Best Weekend Update duo ever.

    • @slake9727
      @slake9727 Рік тому +3

      Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtain were pretty great.

    • @krislong9338
      @krislong9338 3 місяці тому +2

      There is some stiff competition (Fey/Pohler, Akroyd/Curtain, but Che/Jost are absolutely with them.
      These guys and Keenan seem to carry the show. The rest is dumb skits illustrating political talkimg points usually.

    • @papawheely4137
      @papawheely4137 Місяць тому

      ​@@krislong9338 Don't forget Norm/OJ

  • @kinggnarles
    @kinggnarles 7 місяців тому +133

    I can never get enough. I would actually watch SNL if it was just an hour of this every week

    • @edwardzyglis6581
      @edwardzyglis6581 3 місяці тому +3

      Co-sign

    • @Mikej1592
      @Mikej1592 2 місяці тому +1

      The only way I'd watch the show would be if it was changed into a "spin off" and just became Saturday night Weekend Update Live!

    • @actuasco
      @actuasco Місяць тому

      I just go to their youtube channel to just watch these each week

    • @ChrisRatley
      @ChrisRatley Місяць тому

      Took the words right out of my mouth

    • @nas10iris
      @nas10iris Місяць тому

      same!

  • @ByronTexas
    @ByronTexas Рік тому +182

    Che’s reactions to his own punchlines is pretty funny!

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 8 місяців тому +10

      Che reads jokes that Colin wrote and vis versa. Suppossedly, they've never seen the jokes until air time.

    • @ByronTexas
      @ByronTexas 8 місяців тому +3

      @@SuperChuckRaney that’s a great format then!

    • @tragic6197
      @tragic6197 7 місяців тому +2

      @@SuperChuckRaneythat’s only when they do joke swap, at the end of each season :)

    • @thomasc1003
      @thomasc1003 4 місяці тому

      They are writing the jokes for the other one and haven't seen them before they are live on air. 😂

    • @angellopez5315
      @angellopez5315 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thomasc1003 Thats only on special occasions, like season finale and Christmas special.

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 4 місяці тому +10

    0:21 - I love these "Thank you! Thank you!" smiles Che does :D

  •  5 місяців тому +26

    The Tom Cruz joke one of the funniest lines.

  • @MaxHohenstaufen
    @MaxHohenstaufen 4 місяці тому +8

    Man I only discovered these guys last week but they're likely my favorite comedy already.

  • @93Jubilee
    @93Jubilee 2 місяці тому +1

    Michael Che is adorable, and so funny -- the best!

  • @seantwentyfour471
    @seantwentyfour471 6 місяців тому +6

    Just found these, had me and my crew at work in tears!

  • @daryllect6659
    @daryllect6659 Рік тому +23

    3:29 ~ Laughing hysterically! Oy!

  • @TellMeWhenImTellingLies
    @TellMeWhenImTellingLies Рік тому +26

    Helen Keller DOLL.. it has a string on the back and when you pull it.. You hear what Marlee Matlin sounds like

    • @daryllect6659
      @daryllect6659 Рік тому +2

      The Helen Keller doll:
      Pull the string and it walks into walls.

    • @23Robusto
      @23Robusto Рік тому +2

      Helen Keller doll
      Pull the string and it plays piano with one hand and sings with the other.

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 7 місяців тому +2

      The Helen Keller Doll
      If you pull the string and nothing happens it’s working as intended.

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter 6 місяців тому

      @@zach11241That’s a good one! Simple.

  • @exudos22
    @exudos22 2 місяці тому +4

    Jamaican nurse made me laugh out loud.

  • @marklagattuta7445
    @marklagattuta7445 4 місяці тому +2

    These guys are just so funny they’re delivery is excellent their smiles and laughter. Tell you it’s OK to laugh at this crazy shit.

  • @kevindaniel7333
    @kevindaniel7333 Рік тому +18

    Always funny!! Good delivery of the "stories"!!

  • @Drtbykr1
    @Drtbykr1 4 місяці тому +10

    Che is lethal. 😂😂

  • @thegoodspringguy
    @thegoodspringguy Місяць тому +2

    That's just fine by ol Mikey Che 😂

  • @randomlollol294
    @randomlollol294 6 місяців тому +3

    All of the jokes are YAAAAAA

  • @NorskePatriot1
    @NorskePatriot1 Рік тому +11

    Brutal...but hilarious 🤣

  • @bobbytrevino2066
    @bobbytrevino2066 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤ jokes were amazing!!!

  • @summerdgaffney
    @summerdgaffney 2 місяці тому +2

    Off color jokes are my favorite genre! 😂. I even loved the ones that made me a little uncomfortable ❤😂. Shared this with my 79 year old father who couldn’t stop laughing!

  • @warrenwills3251
    @warrenwills3251 Рік тому +415

    Stop putting text on the screen. If you put it under closed captions or subtitles we can turn it off.

    • @MrBerryK
      @MrBerryK Рік тому +49

      Especially if the text is WRONG!

    • @mikecox1974
      @mikecox1974 Рік тому +9

      Right I can't think of anything more annoying.

    • @GenerallyGeneralLee
      @GenerallyGeneralLee Рік тому +5

      Drives me nuts. Some channels do it all the time, what's the point?

    • @gravitymediapro
      @gravitymediapro Рік тому +14

      It helps mask the copyright material scrubbing.

    • @moose.knuckle
      @moose.knuckle Рік тому +2

      ​@@mikecox1974
      Dingleberries are more annoying 😂😂😂

  • @danmaddox2849
    @danmaddox2849 9 місяців тому +4

    Lol the Tom Cruise joke. For some reason my Dad always brings up his height.

  • @mikebartlett1963
    @mikebartlett1963 11 місяців тому +3

    And this is the reason I watch!!

  • @xodiaq
    @xodiaq 3 місяці тому +3

    “Shortest interval of time recorded” *skips segment*
    Perfect 😂

  • @honeymoonavenue97
    @honeymoonavenue97 2 місяці тому +2

    6:28 “it’s not real” LMAO

  • @rickmclaughlin2519
    @rickmclaughlin2519 Рік тому +81

    helen keller's legs were yellow because her dog was blind too

    • @hailholyqueen
      @hailholyqueen 9 місяців тому

      Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman!

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 7 місяців тому +3

      How did Hellen Keller know if she was touching the hair on her head?
      By smelling her fingers.

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter 6 місяців тому

      @@zach11241😂Haven’t heard that one!

    • @billkitcher
      @billkitcher 4 місяці тому +3

      How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
      They re-arranged the furniture.

    • @emceeboogieboots1608
      @emceeboogieboots1608 3 місяці тому

      How did Hellen Keller burn here ear? She answered the iron

  • @felinefinetessaslegacy
    @felinefinetessaslegacy 6 місяців тому +6

    The Dynamic Duo. 🤣

  • @BATTLEFIELDLVR
    @BATTLEFIELDLVR Місяць тому +1

    they are hilarious!! im dying🤣🤣

  • @brucewood4652
    @brucewood4652 Рік тому +13

    Keep up the good work I love them both!

  • @CarolynGagliarducci
    @CarolynGagliarducci 11 місяців тому +2

    Absolutely ❤️ Weekend Update ❤

  • @RoNaturalHtx
    @RoNaturalHtx 5 місяців тому +3

    More like “BET, there needs to be some changes around here.” Yea, I said it.

  • @orionred2489
    @orionred2489 Місяць тому +1

    nicely curated

  • @stevielewis6092
    @stevielewis6092 6 місяців тому +13

    Yay in my book nothing is taboo when it comes to laughter if you can't make fun of it then it isn't worth having to begin with😂

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter 6 місяців тому +1

      I tend to agree. Unless it’s something that’s just truly atrocious or slanderous/libelous.
      Drawn Together is a great example. Just hysterically awful racist/bigoted jokes. But you can’t be offended because that’s the point of the show! One of my favorites!

  • @kennylee5045
    @kennylee5045 6 місяців тому +3

    You will always get a yep them boys funny

  • @flashfocusbruh5144
    @flashfocusbruh5144 4 місяці тому +2

    6:03 I’m so guilty of this 😂

  • @Tom-Morgan-Fun
    @Tom-Morgan-Fun 6 місяців тому +3

    Some of these jokes are dark man 🤣🤣 love it

  • @QuintenClabaugh-ij2oe
    @QuintenClabaugh-ij2oe 8 місяців тому +4

    6:23 had me dying laughing

  • @krayzeejojo
    @krayzeejojo Рік тому +9

    Lol at the Star Wars joke.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 7 місяців тому +2

      The Star Worgy?

  • @erikmarmol1534
    @erikmarmol1534 7 місяців тому +7

    Yay! Absolutely, we can be adults and understand these are jokes. It’s not that serious

  • @ArizonaSquatch
    @ArizonaSquatch 10 місяців тому +1

    As a kid in the 70s having the ability to get the Malibu Chicken from the Sizzler made you feel like a rock star not gonna lie lol

  • @noodengr3three825
    @noodengr3three825 Рік тому +6

    Tying her to the tracks great line i did not see coming

  • @barryfinley8140
    @barryfinley8140 Місяць тому +3

    Yea always yea. These guys are funny. We need more humor these days!! 6:57

  • @kevindupre4014
    @kevindupre4014 Рік тому +12

    0:57 I wanted to hear about the one armed woman who was arrested. How did they handcuff her?

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 7 місяців тому +4

      They didn’t. They just put her in the police car offhandedly.

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 6 місяців тому +2

      Well, before cuffing her, they had to give her a hand.

    • @zachiswayposi1
      @zachiswayposi1 3 місяці тому

      Since there weren’t any female cops, she ended up getting manhandled.

  • @PizzboyGetsPizzas
    @PizzboyGetsPizzas 7 місяців тому +3

    With old Mickey Che 😂😂

  • @MarkStults
    @MarkStults 3 місяці тому +2

    Yay love this humor

  • @ckoegl
    @ckoegl 10 місяців тому +8

    These guys deserve an Oscar and a specially made Nobel Prize.

  • @jodymicheallee
    @jodymicheallee 7 місяців тому +9

    Can you imagine Norm doing these jokes?

    • @frankstallone3864
      @frankstallone3864 7 місяців тому +2

      No

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter 6 місяців тому +1

      He’s dead. But yea.

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 6 місяців тому +1

      He was different but could be just as brutal, or even worse: his crack about the My Lai massacre just got a shocked intake of breath from the rehearsal audience and was cut from the broadcast

    • @GetsumJ
      @GetsumJ 5 місяців тому +1

      Norm is a legend.

  • @pkleo73
    @pkleo73 3 місяці тому +1

    i love these. dark humor is my favorite. in fact, wtvr offends most people, im into....so 'YAY!' all day for me

  • @daevydjae
    @daevydjae 9 місяців тому +8

    2:53 Trump's autocorrect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @der_ginger9888
    @der_ginger9888 8 місяців тому +14

    I'm from Germany. Can someone explain me the BET joke. I didn't understand it.

    • @michaellyons9640
      @michaellyons9640 7 місяців тому +8

      Black Entertainment Television

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 6 місяців тому +5

      BET is Black Entertainment Television. "Diversity" is short-hand for having a representative mix of race and sex. The joke assumes that most of the staff is black, and implies that they'd therefore be forced to hire more whites. Personally I'm not a fan of this elective segregation. We were all African just 5000 generations ago so not sure why it matters what our hair color or eye color is. The US definitely needs to work, however, in equalizing educational attainment in K-12.

    • @bradwinfield5672
      @bradwinfield5672 4 місяці тому

      🤣

    • @DeltaStormYT
      @DeltaStormYT 4 місяці тому +1

      @@lqr824*cricket noises*

  • @NoGoingBack2024
    @NoGoingBack2024 Рік тому +7

    lmao at the bathroom doors.

  • @smnio5619
    @smnio5619 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how half of the jokes were filmed on a gameboy advance

  • @davidmccarty6445
    @davidmccarty6445 Рік тому +13

    You guys are funny as fuck, hell yeah 🎉🎉🎉

  • @MiriamLevenson
    @MiriamLevenson 24 дні тому

    as a catholic, michael’s catholic jokes are the best 😭😭

  • @HalSadler-e9f
    @HalSadler-e9f 22 дні тому

    Would be way good to see new steps.. We know You can!! You can do it!! Love Your passion!! 😊😊

  • @koryesslinger1226
    @koryesslinger1226 Рік тому +3

    3:00-3:05 I’m not surprised 😂😂

  • @enteranamehere1904
    @enteranamehere1904 Рік тому +50

    I hope Norm Macdonald can watch this from heaven

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul Рік тому +11

      Heaven isn't a real place, so nope.

    • @sonandsanford4963
      @sonandsanford4963 Рік тому +1


      I would not bet my death on it. 👹

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 Рік тому +4

      Norm isn’t impressed! They should read the jokes with a little more straight face, Norm style.

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul Рік тому +1

      @@EuroGuy85 he's dead, so he can't feel anything.

    • @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp
      @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp 10 місяців тому

      Yay

  • @Tom-Morgan-Fun
    @Tom-Morgan-Fun 6 місяців тому +1

    Darker the funnier 😂😂😂

  • @albertpringle4918
    @albertpringle4918 10 місяців тому +4

    1:16
    UP! UP!
    AND I'M GAY

  • @massimosquecco8956
    @massimosquecco8956 10 місяців тому +1

    Daring! as I need it!

  • @JosephKosowski
    @JosephKosowski Рік тому +9

    I missed the “men’s room door ‘Rob’” joke…someone help me out.

    • @krayzeejojo
      @krayzeejojo Рік тому +11

      He’s a typical Kardashian.

    • @jg-bf7ik
      @jg-bf7ik 4 місяці тому

      I don't get it either... (And I don't know, but I doubt that Rob is a Kardashian!)

  • @benjaminstubblefield2637
    @benjaminstubblefield2637 9 місяців тому +1

    Use Kentucky in a sentence. “She’s not a Barbie. She’s a Kentucky!”

  • @itmike23662
    @itmike23662 Рік тому +9

    Comedy they way it should be!

  • @kevincha9358
    @kevincha9358 9 місяців тому

    Pure gold :)

  • @jimlongino8420
    @jimlongino8420 5 місяців тому +6

    Most truthful news on network TV.

  • @EuroGuy85
    @EuroGuy85 Рік тому +2

    Wait, I think Deshaun signed with the wrong Ohio team!

  • @jacefaulk8792
    @jacefaulk8792 Рік тому +2

    Hilarious.

  • @badassbrian11
    @badassbrian11 Рік тому +3

    YAY ALL DAY

  • @ThomasWLalor
    @ThomasWLalor Рік тому +2

    ddOK. Good humour, boys.

  • @markyoung1622
    @markyoung1622 Рік тому +1

    this has been the the best comedy since sliced bread

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter 6 місяців тому

      Opie and Anthony
      Howard Stern
      Ron and Fez
      Chip Chipperson
      Comedy Bang Bang
      Always Sunny
      Drawn Together
      Anything with Matt Berry
      Cop Show
      Zach Hadel episodes of Oneyplays
      American Dad
      Early Family Guy
      Reno 911
      It’s good but let’s not exaggerate!

  • @andrewj.karaffa7080
    @andrewj.karaffa7080 Рік тому +16

    The catholic church jokes are always on point! 😂😂😂

    • @dougiesherwin9591
      @dougiesherwin9591 11 місяців тому +2

      But so obvious.

    • @sneezabonk
      @sneezabonk 2 місяці тому +1

      So are the priests when they see young boys.

  • @DonnyHooterHoot
    @DonnyHooterHoot 4 місяці тому +3

    Yay! Fauxdemic era stuff is SO funny!

  • @CatSamurai99
    @CatSamurai99 11 місяців тому +2

    the star wars orgy joke...i havent laughed so hard...

  • @Mahuoqy
    @Mahuoqy Місяць тому

    5:39 😂😂

  • @BUSHY33GRANTHAM
    @BUSHY33GRANTHAM 2 місяці тому

    Yeh from OZ here!! These 2 Clasic guys, really kick butt with their polite cynicism. NO one is safe an that's how it should be in this silly precious woke world. Col an Mike as Trumps two new Ministers of truth laced with satire!! 😂😂👌👍

  • @NevaUndaPressure
    @NevaUndaPressure Рік тому +1

    2:36 - 2:50 😂🤣🤭

  • @porshaz911
    @porshaz911 3 місяці тому +1

    Jokes- Yay

  • @JJNow-gg9so
    @JJNow-gg9so Рік тому +2

    Sizzler joke....EPIC

  • @MyBestPalJimbo
    @MyBestPalJimbo 4 місяці тому +1

    What happens on a playground near the Vatican, *stays* on a playground near the Vatican.

  • @frankinator7571
    @frankinator7571 9 місяців тому

    comedy is finally back

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter 6 місяців тому

      Let’s not exaggerate. Listen to old Stern, Opie and Anthony, and Ron and Fez. Comedy Bang Bang Show and podcast is good if that’s your thing. Oneyplays with Zach Hadel.
      There’s good stuff if you look. But when you make comedy a business you always have to be “on brand”. When it can be voted on it’s always bad because people always want to be offended.
      Even the “anti-woke” crowd whines about anything remotely contrary.

  • @justinsmith8860
    @justinsmith8860 3 місяці тому +1

    Yay Yay Yay!!!!

  • @kobechromerefractor7093
    @kobechromerefractor7093 10 місяців тому +2

    I have to like every episode to ensure I didn't skip any

  • @turdwranglers2517
    @turdwranglers2517 11 місяців тому +6

    Love the Bruce Jenner / Kaitlain Jenner joke !! .... I hope it's real !!!!

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 Рік тому +1

    Hilarious

  • @tomsherrer9360
    @tomsherrer9360 11 місяців тому

    Yay!! Always

  • @KeithHays-ek4vr
    @KeithHays-ek4vr Місяць тому

    I've enjoyed their 'news' several times now, and have drawn the conclusion that Michael's 'get out of jail' responses are better than Colin's. 😊

  • @timw8646
    @timw8646 8 місяців тому +1

    This is saving snl

  • @The-Silence-of-the-Sheep
    @The-Silence-of-the-Sheep 9 місяців тому +1

    I know SNL is liberal as hell but these two guys kill me. The Transient Anus Jellyfish slayed me! 😂😂😂

  • @briankelly5816
    @briankelly5816 11 місяців тому

    Yay😂😂😂

  • @bobstutzman4954
    @bobstutzman4954 Рік тому

    Yay😂😂😂😂

  • @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp
    @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp 10 місяців тому

    My boyfriend and his friends who are older watch with me we even make an evening out at friends.

  • @Christobanistan
    @Christobanistan Місяць тому

    I want to congratulate SNL on finding a way around the PC police.

  • @HeWhoKnows777
    @HeWhoKnows777 11 місяців тому +1

    I worked at sizzler 20 yrs ago. It was bankrupt then!!!

  • @morningstar8651
    @morningstar8651 Рік тому +1

    Yay!!!!

  • @pq_az
    @pq_az 3 місяці тому

    3:29 🕎חזק ביותר😂🤣

  • @baxatakbaxatak2014
    @baxatakbaxatak2014 Місяць тому

    SNL’s “dark” comedy doesn’t hold a candle to the shit MADTV used to do. THAT was dark comedy.

  • @nickchavez8973
    @nickchavez8973 Рік тому

    Yay 😂

  • @marydavis6990
    @marydavis6990 10 місяців тому

    Norm Macdonald I'd not in heaven

  • @FiveKnuckleShufflah
    @FiveKnuckleShufflah Рік тому

    When did joe paterno start working for the buckeyes... I thought he loved the brown eyes